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2000 AD => General => Topic started by: Max Kon on 24 April, 2004, 06:47:37 PM

Title: Where r u PVS
Post by: Max Kon on 24 April, 2004, 06:47:37 PM
Well?
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Dudley on 24 April, 2004, 07:44:22 PM
Yeah... I was wondering that...
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 24 April, 2004, 07:50:01 PM
we can only assume that CR has him chained to ...erm some sort of sick seventies drone booth...
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Bolt-01 on 25 April, 2004, 12:16:37 AM
Cosmic Ray has indeed captured the hapless PVS and is forcing him to work on the latest method of Drone disposal.

I can only hope that the poor man will escape the clutches of IDPC Tompson and return to be grumpy for our amusement soon.

Either that or he's writing me another script!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Max Kon on 25 April, 2004, 01:08:02 AM
at least he's not dead
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Max Kon on 25 April, 2004, 01:10:19 AM
i was fearing that I'm not saying it in a jokey way. unless he is fine in which case...
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: longmanshort on 25 April, 2004, 02:16:16 AM
Many have ventured into the dark corridors and hallways of IDPC, never to return ... as a result of my foolhardy sojourn into there I suffered nothing more than a withered arm and a gammy leg ... I now exist on a diet of pineapple juice and pureed kitty litter, while acting as a warning to others ...

PVS isn't dead ... he's just in another room ...

sadly, it has padded walls ...
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: longmanshort on 25 April, 2004, 02:19:07 AM
The one you really need to look out for is that shadey Arthur Wyatt fellow ... he'll lock you up in his dungeon as soon as glance at ya ... he's evil I tells ya, eeeeeeeveeeeeellll!!!
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Art on 26 April, 2004, 07:08:33 PM
What? I'm nice! Honest. I bought you a pint didn't I?
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: longmanshort on 27 April, 2004, 06:22:28 AM
Bah, what's one pint in payment of such exquistely drawn artwork as I am currently crafting?!?!
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 27 April, 2004, 08:39:14 PM
AYE where is That paulvon? i need to have artistic hysterics & weeping fits.. you know the ones that go;

" Ohhhhhhh Chripes, i'm sooo shit at this somebody shoot me, i can never be an artist wail sob, this is a pile of shit woe woe, actually i like that bit, its great, look at that , oh NOooo its shit, feck i'm useless woeee & thrice Woeee "

or is it just me that does that? i blame the paper frankly, and pens, theyre shit.
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Thread Zero on 27 April, 2004, 09:41:29 PM
AYE where is That paulvon?

He was summoned to jury duty, I think.  

Or was that someone else? I forget...
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Marbles on 13 May, 2004, 04:16:41 AM
you think the aliens finally got their man ?
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Bolt-01 on 13 May, 2004, 01:14:09 PM
Picture the scene.......

A hushed courtroom, the defendant stands awaiting the pronouncement of his sentence.

The judge turns to the jury "Have you reached a verdict?"

The foreman of the jury stands and holds up his hand. He has a funny, medallion shaped scar on his palm.

"Yes, M'lud, we have reached a verdict. The crime isss life, the sssentencce isss death!"


Whilst being dragged away, the hapless juror could plainly be heard screaming, "Foolsss, you cannot killl what doesss not livve!"

Ahthangew!

Bolt-01
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Oddboy on 13 May, 2004, 03:23:43 PM
He's also got a Solar Wind to prepare, I think he's just busy.
Title: Re: Where r u PVS
Post by: Art on 13 May, 2004, 03:28:29 PM