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Title: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Mary Poppins on 19 August, 2009, 10:28:08 PM
Today I bought a chicken from Morrisons for £3 (it was even freerange) and had roast chicken, fried pots & peas - yumm!
Later, I stripped the carcass and made chicken soup with the bones.
I'm making chicken curry tomorrow.
Anyone any ideas what I can do with the legs? (ps - make it legal!)

Also, what's the most amazing thing you've done with a chicken?
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Tiplodocus on 19 August, 2009, 11:01:13 PM
Fucked it.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 19 August, 2009, 11:03:18 PM
You must have been in doubt, Tip.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 August, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
I ate Chicken Slaine once, but it gave me a spasm
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 August, 2009, 11:30:36 PM
The best thing i have done with chicken is breast of chicken that has been marinated and then fried slowly and in a wrap with salad and mayo etc.

I will start salivating and slobbering just thinking about how tasty that is.

Chicken Curry.It doesnt matter what type of curry it is but chicken goes with curry perfectly.

Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 August, 2009, 12:03:22 AM
Blood Sacrifice.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: johnnystress on 20 August, 2009, 11:09:30 AM
(http://mightysweet.com/mesohungry/extra_images/2009-04-30/chicken-can-1.jpg)


BLEEEUUUURGGHH!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/good_eats_a_whole_chicken_in_a.php (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/good_eats_a_whole_chicken_in_a.php)
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Bouwel on 20 August, 2009, 11:24:22 AM
Mm...chicken jelly. Yuck.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Satanist on 20 August, 2009, 06:07:09 PM
The most amazing thing I've done with a chicken is cross the road with it.

I'd tell you why but you'd never believe me.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 August, 2009, 06:12:48 PM
My friend met a man in India with 14 chickens inside him.

He'd been unwisely popping the Immodium for a dose of the squits and refused to eat most Indian food. There was a place that did whole roast chickens, and he'd had one a day for a fortnight without..err..making a deposit.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 August, 2009, 06:16:59 PM
YYEEEUUURRRCCCHH !

Anyone for Salmonella from that intensively farmed Chicken ?

Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: LARF on 20 August, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
WTF!

This thread just went to the top of the league for 'Most inappropriate subject on a comic book forum'.

Supercalifragerlisticexpilalidocious, a chicken subject on the Tooth thread is something quite... well fracked really.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Devons Daddy on 23 August, 2009, 06:56:28 AM
Chicken legs  ::)

make wonderful decorative ornaments for the christmas tree,
also you can offer them as a gift to the hired help on christmas day itself, whom will then after enjoying your nourishing gift of food,be able to use the very clean bones, as jewelery,

do note if your hired help sleeps with the family pet at night,as our does, you may wish to remind her to not to wear it at night.
you dont want that wonderful member of the family to choke on the splinters of the bones.
not to mention the potentail problems of no breakfast being prepared if the hired help needs to tend to her own wounds.

i ask you can you offer a more resourceful use of the humble and cheap chicken legs.

Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Trout on 23 August, 2009, 11:44:34 AM
DD, you really need to get a robot with a telly for a face.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Peter Wolf on 23 August, 2009, 01:25:53 PM
Hanging chicken legs from the Xmas tree certainly is an original idea.

I guess you have to roast them first so that if you are a bit peckish you can just help yourself from the Xmas tree.

I used to think i was weird but not anymore.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Mike Gloady on 23 August, 2009, 07:01:07 PM
My.  God.

Remind me WHY I thought "I'll have a look at this, no doubt, cookery themed thread and see what the hivemind recommend" again?
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Mary Poppins on 23 August, 2009, 09:05:24 PM
Thanks for all the suggestions - the Xmas decoration idea will come in handy this festive season.

Today I picked up another whole chicken for the princely sum of £2.34 (again freerange) from Morrisons - god bless the credit crunch!.  This week I'm thinking of:

1. Roast chicken
2. Chicken stir-fry
3. Chicken pakora
4. Chicken noodle soup

I'm going to be on the lookout for cheap, quality meat for a Desperate Dan style cowpie for next Sunday.  Any suggestions?
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 23 August, 2009, 09:13:41 PM
Things yo can do with Chicken
Quote from: johnnystress on 20 August, 2009, 11:09:30 AM
(http://mightysweet.com/mesohungry/extra_images/2009-04-30/chicken-can-1.jpg)


BLEEEUUUURGGHH!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/good_eats_a_whole_chicken_in_a.php (http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/good_eats_a_whole_chicken_in_a.php)

That makes the mouth water.

I quite sure that I would get funny expression from the store clerk if I asked for thsi at my local market. Though they cooked and uncanned chickens anyway.

Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 August, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
I ate Chicken Slaine once, but it gave me a spasm

Oy, enough of that! I consider that blasphemy:P


As for what else can be done with chicken.

Just ask Peter Gabriel.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0)

Just enjoy the music and watch for the dancing chicken corpses.

It's like frankensteins monster, except with chickens.

Your appetites will never be the same again.

If you want something more.... then watch my Spore video of my Martian dog attacking a Chicken Spore creature and feasting on it's corpse.

Although it already looks like a prepared meal before it's stopped moving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW4UixpozwI&feature=channel_page  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW4UixpozwI&feature=channel_page)




Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: PsychoGoatee on 24 August, 2009, 04:45:16 PM
Hmmm, I've bought chicken at the grocery store, put some kind of seasoning on it, such as lemon pepper, and cooked it in the oven.

Then I proceed to eat the chicken, and it's pretty good.


Sometimes I chop up some chicken and put it in a salad, call me crazy.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: James Stacey on 24 August, 2009, 04:52:46 PM
Quote from: Mary Poppins on 23 August, 2009, 09:05:24 PM
I'm going to be on the lookout for cheap, quality meat for a Desperate Dan style cowpie for next Sunday.  Any suggestions?

Beef ?
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 24 August, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
I once killed a chicken. Bare hand job, rung it's neck. I was about 8 or 9 at the time. Wasn't my idea you understand. I was helping out on my Grandfathers allotment and he decided it was about time I "had a go".  I had nightmares for weeks afterwards and I refused to partake when it was offered up as a meal. Looking back, it was the beginning of the end for my meat eating days.


Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 August, 2009, 05:22:48 PM
I regret the loss of a young meat-eater.  Carnivore brethren, put down your bacon sandwiches and remove your hats and let's have a minute's silence for the 8 year old's Faplad.
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Bouwel on 24 August, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
I once killed a chicken. Bare hand job, rung it's neck

Isn't that what a young Francis Dolarhyde did in Red Dragon?

I'm scared...

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: johnnystress on 24 August, 2009, 06:43:18 PM
Quote from: Mary Poppins on 23 August, 2009, 09:05:24 PM
I'm going to be on the lookout for cheap, quality meat for a Desperate Dan style cowpie for next Sunday.  Any suggestions?

(http://www.dspca.ie/shop/images/WinalotClassic_6pk.jpg)
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 August, 2009, 07:07:08 PM
Quote from: faplad on 24 August, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
I once killed a chicken. Bare hand job, rung it's neck.

You gave it a hand job before you wrung it's neck? Drokk, I'm all for animal welfare but that's too much!
Title: Re: It's amazing what you can do with a chicken?
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 August, 2009, 11:26:14 AM
After a lifetime of eating the poor fellas (mostly over the years in the form of Greggs chicken salad sandwiches) I have often wondered just how many farms worth of chickens I have consumed.