The Banana: An Atheist's Worst Nightmare

Eric Plumrose · 03 May, 2006, 09:56:24 PM

I don't like bananas.

scutfink · 03 May, 2006, 10:05:50 PM

I think that means you're an athiest?

Eric Plumrose · 03 May, 2006, 10:12:04 PM

That's not to say I don't eat 'em, though.

Satanist · 03 May, 2006, 10:13:50 PM

"I don't like bananas."

There's a special kind of hell for the likes of you. Its either that bananas are inserted by tiny imps into every orifice for all eternity or that you are a banana trapped at a chimps tea party.

I can never remember which one though.

Dudley · 03 May, 2006, 10:15:37 PM

Presumably, as The Satanist, you're a "Friend of Bananaman"?

Mikey · 03 May, 2006, 10:18:14 PM

Well...how does this fit then?

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2664373.stm" target="_blank">Get 'em while they're yeller!

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scutfink · 03 May, 2006, 10:20:38 PM

See, we've pissed God off now by not believing in him, so he's taking his Bananas back and running home to Mummy!

Satanist · 03 May, 2006, 10:22:51 PM

Bananaman? That was a terrible shame, who would've predicted that green bananas actually made young Eric evil?

Ah well he seems happy enough at Arkham.

Funt Solo · 03 May, 2006, 10:34:52 PM

"largely inedible wild bananas, which are full of hard seeds"

Another nail in the coffin of pretend science.

The eleventh commandment should be "Thou shalt not talk shit" - then I can ignore it (like I do all the others) and those horrible religious folk with their banana sci-fi can shut the fuck up.

gnome · 04 May, 2006, 04:55:03 AM

I felt that as a devout member of the Banana Liberation Front, I had to watch this. what can I say. I'm convinced, no more carefree atheism for me, how can anyone argue against that sort of logic. Oh how i dearly wish I could spend an hour warping those freaks brains. I'm not eveil, I'm just misunderstood.

Richmond Clements · 04 May, 2006, 05:05:45 AM

I ate a banana earlier, and it helped me thorugh 4 hours of overtime.
I had a Time Out too, and it also fitted perfectly in my hand. Does that mean that Mr Cadbury is god?

Floyd-the-k · 05 May, 2006, 01:04:25 PM

if God didn't want us to eat meat, why did He invent butchers?

VampiraJen · 06 May, 2006, 04:15:48 AM

just eat a banana. realised that when i picked it up i had the three groves at the thumb and the two grooves at the finger. forgive me.