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Title: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 March, 2009, 05:17:47 PM
Life doesn't always 'spug' (old word, new meaning there) and it's not always drokking fantastic, so I thought I'd start a new thread for anyone who wants to share stuff that's just sort of okay and makes life more agreeable without making you whoop for joy.

I'll start with:

Life's sometimes sort of okay because I watched Clerks II last night and I enjoyed it and didn't feel let down by it at all.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bouwel on 23 March, 2009, 05:22:38 PM
What the Mary Whitehouse Experience alway used to call feeling a bit 'Meh'.

Saying that i feel fine today!

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 March, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
Creme Egg ice cream.
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Post by: TordelBack on 23 March, 2009, 08:43:53 PM
My 12-year old telly finally died tonight.  But it did so in the middle of No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency, so you can see how I'm ambivalent.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 March, 2009, 10:11:03 PM
The new series of The Apprentice starts this week. It does annoy me when people act like it's not just as retarded as X-Factor et al but it will be ok to have on in the background.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 March, 2009, 10:44:31 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... ab-flavour (http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2009/mar/23/pot-noodle-doner-kebab-flavour)

Was going to complain but then I recognized it's value as something for me to feel superior about.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 March, 2009, 11:43:31 AM
Watching Young Frankenstein last night I recognized the monster as played by the same actor as Frank Barone in Everybody Loves Raymond (Peter Boyle). That was pretty cool. I may have spotted it before but if I have I'd definitely forgotten it before last night.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 24 March, 2009, 01:38:07 PM
I just read All Star Superman 1+2 and it was quite alright.

A mate has fobbed off a big Akira; The Beginning comicbook, onto me and on seeing the first few pages, I am erectilus attentus. He's very good, I have to force myself to put it down.

I watched the Watchmen and got a fab t-shirt, and some pants. The sun is out but I'm working on one last entry for the art comp here.

Life really is sometimes sort of okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 24 March, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
I've just complained to my broadband provider about an ongoing billing error and got a second free month off them.
I've learned how to use my iPod properly (yep, I'm old).
I learned how to play the harmonica properly too last month after owning one for 13 years.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 24 March, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
........Computer game designed by my son won a Bafta this month!!  I'm bathing in reflected glory here!!  (Sad, I know)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tweak72 on 24 March, 2009, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: "Old Tankie"........Computer game designed by my son won a Bafta this month!!  I'm bathing in reflected glory here!!  (Sad, I know)

???
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 March, 2009, 09:27:44 PM
because its not always awful or fun and games and parties all the time.
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Post by: TordelBack on 24 March, 2009, 09:44:18 PM
... I just had a really nice cup of coffee, which takes the edge off the mountainous spreadsheet of horror that seems to be eating my sleep-time tonight.  If I wasn't on a late night budget grind, I wouldn't have had the coffee, and it was really nice.  In this way I have brought balance to the Force, without all that unnecessary lava and heavy breathing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 25 March, 2009, 12:56:47 PM
I spent £2 on the Lottery and won £10. That is okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 March, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
I just found a copy of the first Dream Academy lp for £1 in the local charity shop.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: KleenSlate on 25 March, 2009, 01:21:43 PM
Found a copy of 'The Death of Superman' for only £2.99 at Forbidden Planet. I hadn't read it in years, so I've been having all sorts of strange flashbacks of being ten years old. Good and bad so I guess that's something
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 March, 2009, 09:55:48 PM
Quote from: "peterwolf"I just found a copy of the first Dream Academy lp for £1 in the local charity shop.
Now, there's a mixed blessing! Was it better than finding a copy of the 7" single 'Life in a Northern Town' for 40p?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 March, 2009, 10:21:50 PM
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly is on at the MK Cineworld. Suppose I might go.
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 26 March, 2009, 01:45:25 AM
recent layoffs at my employment have enlarged my job scope,which makes my post less likely to be considered for cutting.
so life is ok for me right now,
extra responsibility i can do, no problem, less worried about job makes it an ok.  so yeh life is ok today.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 March, 2009, 10:21:30 PM
The student I least expected it from finally produced a decent essay for his GCSE coursework this week after 7 months. I thought Hell was going to freeze over first!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 March, 2009, 07:06:15 PM
i went to the opening of an architectural salvage yard selling reclaimed building materials just along the road.There was a marquee and drinks were available but not free unfortunately.

Its the first of its kind in the UK and it is a recycling/enviromental initiative.

All was not lost though as there were plenty of nibbles.........
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 27 March, 2009, 10:35:35 PM
I'm keeping my job. My name was not on the shortlist of four from which two will be chosen next week to be made redundant.
Couldn't quite bring myself to post this on the Drokkin Fantastic thread as three of those named are friends - one of whom has two teenage daughters and a wife recovering from major brain surgery (true) - so I almost feel guilty to be feeling relieved.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 28 March, 2009, 07:17:50 AM
faplad
the whole redundency thing is a
shared experience sadly here on the board,
due to recent times to many of us are finding ourselves in this position.

this is the correct place to post it, as you say.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 28 March, 2009, 12:34:09 PM
I won €50 in a table quiz last night.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 March, 2009, 02:56:02 PM
I just spent a pleasant hour at ASDA. It's sad to be so pleased by something so commonplace, I know. But I don't own a car, and a trip to ASDA on foot takes up quite a chunk of an afternoon. Anyway, they had everything I wanted, unlike my poorly-stocked local Tesco, and the customer service was excellent (also unlike my poorly-stocked local Tesco). I got a refund for some really disgusting own-brand chocolate spread and a double refund for some really disgusting own-brand low-fat peanut butter because it was on a special trial (give that one a miss: three times as much sugar as in regular peanut butter, and you can certainly taste it!). A fortuitous twist was that the refund money gave me a pound to put in the trolley before I started shopping. I'd neglected to bring any change with me because I always forget they keep their trolleys chained up.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 March, 2009, 04:40:23 PM
I feel like I'm on a roll now: I just found Series 1 and 2 of Spaced for a pound each in the Heart Foundation shop.
 :D - all videos £1 each.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 28 March, 2009, 05:53:08 PM
I was taking last week's papers out to the big blue recycle bin earlier and somebody had left a 1973 Pirelli calendar sitting on top of it. My Antiques Roadshow dreams of vasty riches were soon set straight by a visit to eBay and I'm left with what is effectively upper class hedge porn.

If I was the type of person who brings things he finds in the bins back into the house.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 March, 2009, 05:54:42 PM
Who's in it?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 28 March, 2009, 06:14:17 PM
Quote from: "The Cosh"I was taking last week's papers out to the big blue recycle bin earlier and somebody had left a 1973 Pirelli calendar sitting on top of it. My Antiques Roadshow dreams of vasty riches were soon set straight by a visit to eBay and I'm left with what is effectively upper class hedge porn.

If I was the type of person who brings things he finds in the bins back into the house.

I do sometimes but it depends what it is.I took home a working digital radio from the tip and in the last 2 weeks i have bought home an abandoned Land Rover mountain bike plus an arabic knotted rug that just needed cleaning that was found amongst rubbish.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 28 March, 2009, 06:38:19 PM
Quote from: "Godpleton"Who's in it?
Scary 1970s ladies.
//http://www.pirellical.com/thecal/calendar.html
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 March, 2009, 12:59:41 AM
Got a £5 giftcard from management for being a good worker. Spent it on booze today. Drank booze.

Went to library afterwards. Douchebag with long hair looks at me like I am moron. Possibly because I was looking at funnybooks. Saw what he was looking at. Turns out he is looking at modern-era Dr Who 2k novels. That is just so fucking sophisticated. He leaves library. I head over to words section away from ghettoised sci-fi shelves. Meet up with old friends Margaret Atwood, Paul Auster, Umberto Eco and Thomas Pynchon and take them home with me. I beat you, weirdo with long hair. I also got out the Guy Delisle books I haven't read yet. He is quickly becoming favourite of mine. I win. I. Win.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 30 March, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
Rorschach's Journal, March 30th 2009:

QuoteWent to library afterwards. Douchebag with long hair looks at me like I am moron. Possibly because I was looking at funnybooks. Saw what he was looking at. Turns out he is looking at modern-era Dr Who 2k novels. That is just so fucking sophisticated. He leaves library. I head over to words section away from ghettoised sci-fi shelves. Meet up with old friends Margaret Atwood, Paul Auster, Umberto Eco and Thomas Pynchon and take them home with me. I beat you, weirdo with long hair. I also got out the Guy Delisle books I haven't read yet. He is quickly becoming favourite of mine. I win. I. Win.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 30 March, 2009, 10:07:19 AM
Quote from: "SamuelAWilkinson"Rorschach's Journal, March 30th 2009:

QuoteWent to library afterwards. Douchebag with long hair looks at me like I am moron. Possibly because I was looking at funnybooks. Saw what he was looking at. Turns out he is looking at modern-era Dr Who 2k novels. That is just so fucking sophisticated. He leaves library. I head over to words section away from ghettoised sci-fi shelves. Meet up with old friends Margaret Atwood, Paul Auster, Umberto Eco and Thomas Pynchon and take them home with me. I beat you, weirdo with long hair. I also got out the Guy Delisle books I haven't read yet. He is quickly becoming favourite of mine. I win. I. Win.


As the youngsters say- LOL!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 30 March, 2009, 04:54:11 PM
I WON A FREE MCFLURRY
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bouwel on 30 March, 2009, 05:38:57 PM
QuoteRorschach's Journal, March 30th 2009:

Pure class :)

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 April, 2009, 10:19:18 AM
This post was made by peterwolf who is currently on your ignore list. :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 April, 2009, 10:42:44 AM
I saw Day Watch last night within a week of having seen Night Watch; I enjoyed both, and I thought Day Watch was by far the better of the two.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 April, 2009, 11:19:57 PM
The Phil Spector trial is over. He goin' to jail.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 14 April, 2009, 01:28:57 AM
I'd been looking for a pump for my bike, some walking boots and a speaker system for my computer and iPod. I found the lot in Lidl on Friday, as well as a stunt kite and a pizza, for under 50 euro.  The speaker system kicks bottom, I climbed a mountain today, and it's nice to fly a kite for the first time in about 25 years.
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 14 April, 2009, 05:57:26 AM
i spent the weekend easter (long weekend)in indonesia, Batam,
two wins,
one i was off for easter, a rare thing in my business.
two we stayed in a rather swish resort hotel, as you do, they gave us a room with a private walkway to the poolside.

yes life seemed ok this weekend.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 April, 2009, 08:31:34 AM
...the contractors didn't show up at the site I was supposed to be working on at 7am, so I'm back sitting at my kitchen table drinking a nice espresso and marveling that the internet appears to work for a change, and wondering which of a dozen overdue projects I should tackle with my 'free' morning.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: stacey on 14 April, 2009, 09:17:58 AM
I'm not back at work until tomorrow.  Tis a nice feeling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 April, 2009, 09:25:31 AM
I'm back at work tomorrow, and then not again until Saturday morning, then not again until next Tuesday. And my Roman city reached the desired 8,000 population to complete the level on Caesar III!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 April, 2009, 09:54:41 AM
I start an OU course soon. Will I find my true calling or is this more evasion from the real world? Only time will tell...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 14 April, 2009, 10:10:36 AM
Quote from: "stacey"I'm not back at work until tomorrow.  Tis a nice feeling.

I too have an extra day off work. However, it's the result of a fairly vile stomach bug, so the feeling is not so nice. :-(

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: stacey on 14 April, 2009, 10:17:51 AM
Quote from: "Jim_Campbell"
Quote from: "stacey"I'm not back at work until tomorrow.  Tis a nice feeling.

I too have an extra day off work. However, it's the result of a fairly vile stomach bug, so the feeling is not so nice. :-(

Cheers!

Jim

Not so nice no!  I hope you feel better soon.
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Post by: the shutdown man on 14 April, 2009, 01:25:13 PM
The new holder I bought for my Creative Zen player has a handy little feature where the belt clip unbuttons to turn the whole thing into a sort of tripod. So for the last few weeks, I've been stashing the player in behind my work computer so I can watch TV shows while I work. I got all the way through Studio 60 so far, currently working on Heroes season 1 again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 April, 2009, 01:35:38 PM
QuoteI found the lot in Lidl on Friday, as well as a stunt kite and a pizza, for under 50 euro.

QuoteAnd my Roman city reached the desired 8,000 population to complete the level on Caesar III!

QuoteI got all the way through Studio 60 so far, currently working on Heroes season 1 again.

Heh.  I love the little victories this particular thread is made of... the very stuff of life!  And a fine document of our times.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: the shutdown man on 14 April, 2009, 02:56:04 PM
Quote from: "TordelBack"Heh. I love the little victories this particular thread is made of... the very stuff of life! And a fine document of our times.

Yup, gather your pleasures where you may.
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Post by: Colin YNWA on 14 April, 2009, 04:00:38 PM
Quote from: "The Cosh"hedge porn.

Now there's a thing. I take it the Internet has made hedge porn a thing of the past? Which is a real shame for todays teenager. I mean were the thrill of the chase if you have porn at you're beck and call? The adrenaline rush of finding a stash, not so damp (from rain before you start!) as to be unusable. The nervous looks over you're shoulder as he venture to get it with out the local dog walkers knowing you're perverted mischief. Then the golden brag at the end of it all.

Arh those were the days. I wonder where people put there unwanted hardcopy these days. If only I'd ever worked out who it was that created that magical delight that was hedge porn I'd ask them.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 14 April, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
Quote from: "Colin_YNWA"If only I'd ever worked out who it was that created that magical delight that was hedge porn I'd ask them.

It was the porn fairies, clearly!

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 14 April, 2009, 04:06:25 PM
Now then there's a character in there somewhere. The grubby brown macked porn fairies who used to gleefully scatter porn in hedges, normally making sure it was slightly out of reach so as to make sure there was a challenge in getting to it. So put out by the easy access of internet porn they go on a rampage of revenge. Sounds like a bad 2000ad story from the 800s. No doubt painted in mud...

...well come on if they could do 'The Clown'!
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Post by: Banners on 14 April, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
I made a nice tasty cake - but it fell apart when I took it out of the baking tray.

M@
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 April, 2009, 05:29:12 PM
Today I had a Cadbury's Fudge and a Cherry Coke.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 15 April, 2009, 06:03:03 PM
"I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife...

I totally understand O.J. I get it."


Thanks for sharing, Hulk Hogan.
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Post by: flip-r mk2 on 22 April, 2009, 11:09:05 PM
Received  signed copy of ' Heres Johnny' dvd  this morning.



flip
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 April, 2009, 11:20:43 AM
I got a new fitted bed sheet. Old one had a hole in it and poo stains from small children.
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Post by: House of Usher on 27 April, 2009, 12:03:01 PM
Ugh. Sounds like you're living in a Dickens novel.
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Post by: TordelBack on 05 May, 2009, 02:12:59 PM
Recession woes and a rising tide of dependents have caused me to rethink my long-standing shop-bought coffee addiction... but the solution has proved to be even better!  I've taken to filling a flask with eight measures of good home-brewed espresso and a dash of just-boiled water and bringing out to work with me... it tastes absolutely fantastic, costs about 50 cent and keeps me buzzing all day.  The downside is the resulting mass unemployment in that part of the cafe sector within walking distance of my office, but hey, still better than Godpleton's bedlinen...
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Post by: the shutdown man on 06 May, 2009, 10:59:56 AM
Yesterday I found season 1 of the Outer Limits on sale for 20 euro, so I bought it. I haven't had a chance to watch any of it yet, but just knowing that I have it sitting at home makes me happy.
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Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 May, 2009, 11:27:41 AM
Quote from: "TordelBack"Recession woes and a rising tide of dependents have caused me to rethink my long-standing shop-bought coffee addiction... but the solution has proved to be even better!  I've taken to filling a flask with eight measures of good home-brewed espresso and a dash of just-boiled water and bringing out to work with me... it tastes absolutely fantastic, costs about 50 cent and keeps me buzzing all day.  The downside is the resulting mass unemployment in that part of the cafe sector within walking distance of my office, but hey, still better than Godpleton's bedlinen...

Likewise or sort of with drinking chocolate.Its much more economical to buy a carton of raw cocoa that costs about 1.50 [organic] instead of buying drinking chocolate that you add to milk which is overpriced for what it is considering it is mostly rubbish .With raw cocoa you only need to use one teaspoon or so added to a cup of milk plus add sugar to taste plus each carton of raw cocoa must contain about 40 teaspoons of cocoa at least so it goes a hell of a lot further.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 May, 2009, 12:43:03 PM
I smell casserole and it smells tasty.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 May, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
Vacumed (sp?) the attic. Clean now.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 07 May, 2009, 09:23:30 PM
I won a prize in one of Tharg's competitions, but it wasn't Tales of the Black Freighter.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 May, 2009, 10:46:53 PM
My sister got through to the second round of X-Factor auditions. She confirmed that she didn't get anywhere near Simon Cowell.
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Post by: uncle fester on 14 May, 2009, 07:56:14 AM
Quote from: "Godpleton"My sister got through to the second round of X-Factor auditions. She confirmed that she didn't get anywhere near Simon Cowell.

...That's good all round isn't it??
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 14 May, 2009, 10:58:10 AM
we have been asked to look after a new born baby, while the mummy sorts her self out.

the second time we have done this, last time lasted 2.5 years. so today is a lovely day.
one month old baby boy at home, awaiting our unconditional love to be showered upon him. i am sure he will enjoy the Big finish CDs, i intend to play at his cot side. lifes good today. isnt it.
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Post by: the shutdown man on 14 May, 2009, 12:24:30 PM
I watched the awesome season finale to Fringe last night, and I'm looking forward to the hopefully awesome season finale of Lost tonight. Awesome TV week.

Also, after watching Fringe , I had a lovely bath. Soothed out all the aches and creaks. Which in turn meant I didn't have to have a shower this morning, so I could have an extra 15 minutes in bed.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 14 May, 2009, 06:08:38 PM
Quote from: "Devons Daddy"we have been asked to look after a new born baby, while the mummy sorts her self out.

the second time we have done this, last time lasted 2.5 years. so today is a lovely day.
one month old baby boy at home, awaiting our unconditional love to be showered upon him. i am sure he will enjoy the Big finish CDs, i intend to play at his cot side. lifes good today. isnt it.

THat's a really kind thing to do DD.  Good on you.
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Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 May, 2009, 10:37:02 PM
I had a haircut. I no longer look like a Jew. Had Pork for dinner.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: the shutdown man on 05 June, 2009, 11:46:49 AM
I found a top-notch boxset in HMV yesterday: Airplane, Top Secret, all three Naked Guns and the entire series of Police Squad. It only cost €20.
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Post by: House of Usher on 07 June, 2009, 09:17:11 PM
I had a dream the other night where I was sitting next to Sid James on a bus and we had a bit of a chat. He was quite subdued and in fact a shadow of his former self, but it was quite still a good dream.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 June, 2009, 09:20:36 PM
Were any hands placed on laps?
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 June, 2009, 10:24:27 PM
Yesterday, in Tunbridge Wells, I picked up Friday The 13 parts 7 and 8 for £1.50 each. Also 28 Weeks Later for £2, an 80s Dan Dare Holiday Special for 50p and a bunch of DC/Charlton horror comics for a quid.

However, on the way home, I discovered that the stoonpid shop assistant had given me the part 6 disc in the part 7 box, which made me fly into incandescent and wholly disproportionate rage for the whole 37 minute journey. In the cold light of day, most of those bargains outweigh the other, so "sort of okay" sums it up.

Steev
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Post by: House of Usher on 08 June, 2009, 02:04:37 AM
Quote from: "Roger Godpleton"Were any hands placed on laps?
Erm... no. Come on, you sick f**k, it wasn't that good a dream!  :shock:
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Post by: Devons Daddy on 08 June, 2009, 08:13:23 AM
its the local school holidays, the sun is shining, i got promoted, and today i am leaving alittle early and going to,
 
WALK TO THE BEACH!
which is located on the same island as my work place, meet the family and have dinner,
yes its a good day today.
DD,son of DD, DM and baby. sunset, sand,dinner, soft drinks.hopefully some decent music in the background to make it complete

enough to make me truly smile.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 June, 2009, 12:59:51 PM
I think I can afford to start buying the Megazine again.  :D

(* But my finances don't stretch to a $50,000 yacht club membership. Ah, well. Take the rough with the smooth...)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 June, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
...one of my students is a terrible racist and try as I might I can't change her views, so the most I can do is head her off at the pass and stop her sidetracking the lesson with yet another discussion of why her views are wrong, why she can't say that in my classroom or anybody else's, and why it has nothing to do with the topic at hand. But the good news is, so disgusted is she over the MPs' expenses debacle she decided not to vote in the European elections, not even for the BNP.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 June, 2009, 10:43:36 PM
Metallo is going to be in the next season of Smallville. He's played by the bloke who's knobbing Megan Fox.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 July, 2009, 09:56:34 PM
My girlfriend isn't a stripper. But she could be!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 July, 2009, 11:44:03 PM
I had a terrible cramp in my leg earlier, but it's gone now. Also I got a very enjoyable blueberry tart from the M&S waste sale.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 07 July, 2009, 07:32:31 AM
Quote from: "House of Usher"...one of my students is a terrible racist and try as I might I can't change her views, so the most I can do is head her off at the pass and stop her sidetracking the lesson with yet another discussion of why her views are wrong, why she can't say that in my classroom or anybody else's, and why it has nothing to do with the topic at hand. But the good news is, so disgusted is she over the MPs' expenses debacle she decided not to vote in the European elections, not even for the BNP.

What subject do you teach, House of Usher? Your student must be pretty fanatical to make racist comments in class...usually, a racist keeps that to his or herself until hooking up with a bunch of like-minded creeps. In the States, someone saying such things wouldn't make it off campus alive - but I guess here in Europe it's easier being that there aren't as many blacks, hispanics, ect. Don't know why I found this post so interesting, but...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 07 July, 2009, 10:04:42 AM
...I rememebered to put the bins out just in time for collection. And three old progs I purchased off ebay arrived today.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 July, 2009, 12:14:42 PM
Quote from: "locustsofdeath"What subject do you teach, House of Usher? Your student must be pretty fanatical to make racist comments in class...
I can't say, because that would be treading on the toes of confidentiality. Let's call it 'General Studies'. How do they get away with it? Well, they get away with not being thrown out of the class because class sizes are so small they could not be run without them. I have to continually remind the student in question that her comments are unwelcome and not relevant to her understanding of the subject and therefore not likely to improve her exam performance or aid the learning of anyone else in the class. I can't ask for her to be thrown off the course because the course would close without her and I would lose about £1,600 a year in wages, which I can ill afford.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 07 July, 2009, 12:27:54 PM
Ah, I see. So you're in a bit of a bind. More than a bit, I guess.

Sorry to seem intrusive. What I should have asked, to be more clear, was whether or not you taught History of some sort. Then I could understand if she was displaying a Nationalist (Aryan or otherwise) attitude. I imagine the other students probably can't stand her, both because those types of comments are unpleasant and disrupt the class they're paying good money for. Anyway, at least the semester should be over soon, right?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 July, 2009, 12:36:50 PM
They pay peanuts for it. It's a GCSE (school level examination). The most any of them pays is £100 a year plus exam fees for a 10-month course, but concessionary rates apply, so it can be heavily discounted for circumstances. The year's over and they've taken their exam, and I'm confident all or very nearly all of them will have passed. All of them may be back in the autumn to do a different class with me, which will be of a more specific and less general nature, offering fewer opportunities for offensive talk.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 July, 2009, 05:55:56 PM
...my Vauxhall Corsa was a write-off, with the 'rod' having gone through the engine. That's a £1,700 adventure come to a shuddering halt after a mere two-and-a-half months.

On the bright side, I'm in the process of buying a much fancier Renault Clio on finance.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 July, 2009, 12:19:56 AM
...we resoundingly lost our dinghy race this evening, doing a full capsize in a Force 5-6 and heavy seas for as yet unexplained reasons, righting her to find just about every rope in the boat tangled or loose, and some key bits just plain gone.  Finally jury rigged enough to get moving, and finished the course about half an hour behind everyone else.  Even the rescue boats had rather worryingly made a run for it by then.

But it was absolutely massive fun throughout!  How the hell did it take to my late '30s to find one competitive sport I actually enjoy (albeit am utterly crap at!).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 August, 2009, 09:09:08 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because... of House of the Dead III.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 August, 2009, 01:43:20 AM
And I got a job application done I started on Wednesday.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 August, 2009, 07:21:50 AM
...because the Kepler telescope is working well so far, but on the other hand this is what passes for academic comment on CNN:

Quote"It learned that this planet is like 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit. That is so hot." ...said Judge Janus Sara Seager, a professor at Massachusetts Institute of Technology and a Kepler science team member.

Like rilly.  

Link: http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/08/08/space.kepler.discovery/index.html?eref=rss_topstories (http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/space/08/08/space.kepler.discovery/index.html?eref=rss_topstories)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 10 August, 2009, 07:57:38 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 August, 2009, 07:21:50 AM

Like rilly.  


CNN's reporter went on to say: "Dude! 4,000ªF ...? Like, no way!" to which Professor Seager replied "Totally. It's, like, an extreme planet, man! Extreme, to the MAX!"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: the shutdown man on 10 August, 2009, 10:56:26 AM
I found the complete Nightmare on Elm Street collection in Xtra-Vision for €15, so naturally I nabbed it. I've never actually seen any of them, but I want to see at least the first one before the new one comes out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 10 August, 2009, 09:16:33 PM
Quote from: the shutdown man on 10 August, 2009, 10:56:26 AM
I found the complete Nightmare on Elm Street collection in Xtra-Vision for €15, so naturally I nabbed it. I've never actually seen any of them, but I want to see at least the first one before the new one comes out.
The third one was a lot of fun, but the second should be taken from the house with tongs and buried in the garden, preferably unwrapped, definitely unwatched.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 August, 2009, 12:39:30 PM
I had a one-hour meeting with a council tax benefit officer yesterday who agreed that it was stupid to request to see all my partner's receipts for the year up to the period of our claim, and that simple confirmation from the Job Centre should be sufficient. However, they haven't received it yet because the Job Centre is under-staffed and useless and has taken 6 weeks, and counting, to calculate my partner's entitlement to benefits. So rather than obtain the information they needed from the Job Centre, the council requested directly from us a whole lot of documentation they didn't even need, and which will cost them a lot more time and money to scrutinize. They still took copies of 15 pages of bank statements, which is bizarre because a) the Job Centre doesn't want to see them, or my partner's accounts, and b) the verdict of the Job Centre, when given, is sufficient for the council to base its calculations upon. I'm not entirely happy about having to hand over details of all my banking transactions for the past 2 months to the council unnecessarily, but at this point I'm content to let them waste as much of their time and my council tax as they see fit, regardless of the cost to my privacy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 August, 2009, 04:25:30 PM
There is a school of thought that thinks the Benefit/council tax/claiment process is deliberately Byzantine, kafkasque and infuriating just to put people off, others put it down to staff getting low pay, shitty conditions and burnt out, I think its a mixture of the two with the added spice/heavy hand of New Labour's big stick, little carrot mentality.   

Good Luck HoU, work out your hourly rate money saved vs time spent on this you nevber know could work in your favour
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 August, 2009, 05:39:36 PM
On the bright side, I went in the greengrocer's this afternoon and got 6 sweet potatoes for 50p and 62 limes for £1.00.

And I found 9p on the pavement on my way home from the Job Centre!


(that 62 limes. 62!!!)  :D   We're going make lime marmalade. And Moscow Mules.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 August, 2009, 06:39:37 PM
Just checked Watchmen on new Blu-ray and it's gorgeous
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 13 August, 2009, 08:12:36 PM
Women's boxing is now an Olympic sport.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 13 August, 2009, 08:51:05 PM
But we're gonna have to wait till 2016 for Olympic golf. Sheesh, how ever will I contain my excitement...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 10:50:03 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 13 August, 2009, 05:39:36 PM
We're going make lime marmalade. And Moscow Mules.

The lime marmalade's coming on a treat, but no Moscow Mules as yet. Instead we had Park Avenues, Bennetts and Daiquiris.

Another 18 cocktails to work through as long as the supply of limes holds out. Perhaps I should go back for another tray.
:)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 14 August, 2009, 02:47:34 PM
I tried adding just a little more milk and less eggs to my latest batch of quiche, and I quite like the change.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 August, 2009, 02:52:59 PM
Quote from: King Trout on 14 August, 2009, 02:47:34 PM
I tried adding just a little more milk and less eggs to my latest batch of quiche, and I quite like the change.

- Trout

Try using cream sometime as well.


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 10:50:03 AM
Perhaps I should go back for another tray.

I just read that back again and it sounded ambiguous. I meant another tray of limes, not cocktails.
::)


P.S. Don't add any cream to quiche! Yuk. That's what ruins the ones you get from the supermarket. It adds unnecessary calories too that would be better devoted to beer or chocolate.
:-X
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 August, 2009, 03:12:13 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 02:55:33 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 10:50:03 AM
Perhaps I should go back for another tray.

I just read that back again and it sounded ambiguous. I meant another tray of limes, not cocktails.
::)


P.S. Don't add any cream to quiche! Yuk. That's what ruins the ones you get from the supermarket. It adds unnecessary calories too that would be better devoted to beer or chocolate.
:-X


I didnt know supermarket quiches had cream in or even eggs for that matter as they usually contain egg powder.I cant eat supermarket quiches as they are vile.Not worth eating.

I dont find it ruins them as if you dont add too much it just makes it a bit richer but i think what you mean is if you add too much it makes the egg mixture too sloppy.

Try Onion tart which is delicious.Caramelise a load of onion [nothing else needed] in butter and add the egg mixture the same as Quiche .Its a french recipe.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 14 August, 2009, 03:24:34 PM
Not keen on cream in quiche. It's supposed to be savoury, not sweet.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
Furthermore, if you have a low fat diet, cream in savoury cooking (as opposed to sweet) will go right through you more often than not.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 August, 2009, 04:30:44 PM
My sister only got a 2:2 so I beat her, but that was to be expected.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 14 August, 2009, 06:41:50 PM
Nowt wrong with a Desmond.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 August, 2009, 08:04:09 PM
The Siegel family won some stuff off WB in court. Nice for them, I suppose.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 14 August, 2009, 08:13:17 PM
I just started reading my son the first Dredd case file as a bedtime story and he loved it. I can see this turning into a regular thang.  ;D   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 August, 2009, 02:32:47 PM
My students got their GCSE results yesterday. 10 out of the 14 who actually took an exam in psychology, sociology or English literature passed with a 'C' or better. One got an 'A' in psychology. Two got 'B's in Sociology or English Lit.

I'm quite pleased with the outcome, which pretty much lives up to my predictions and justifies some of the effort I went to beyond the call of duty, not to mention reflects well on the work some of the students put in who aren't well versed in the habits of school level exam study, many having left school more than twenty years previously with nothing.

The chief disappointment is that a further 7 registered for their exam but didn't take it, and a further 2 were capable of doing the exam but didn't complete their course. Something to work on for next year, but you know what they say: you can lead a horse to water, etc.

All in all, I'm taking this as a good result and hoping for better to come.  :)

A      B      B      C      C      C      C      C      C      C
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 28 August, 2009, 02:38:35 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 14 August, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
Furthermore, if you have a low fat diet, cream in savoury cooking (as opposed to sweet) will go right through you more often than not.

My diet is so low-fat that it's now essentially self-enforcing -- I can't even eat a bag of chips these days ...

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 August, 2009, 03:52:36 PM
Well done that Usher.  I only taught very briefly, but even I take a probably-unjustified pride in the subsequent achievements of my handful of former students.  One of my archaeology/local history students now runs historic bus tours, and according to my Dad (a  tour guide himself) isn't half bad.   At least two others went on to work as archaeologists, and another works in the heritage centre at Newgrange.  Probably despite my inept ramblings truth be told, but still, I can pretend!    
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 August, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
Cheers!  :D
Of course it's their achievement, not mine, but I like to think I had a hand in it. Plus, the bosses will presumably be taking note.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 September, 2009, 07:20:13 PM
...it's been a good week.

By midnight on Tuesday I'd spent three days doing job applications, for three pretty smart jobs too. That'll keep the Job Centre happy, and there's even a chance I might get an interview out of it or even, by some miracle, a new job.

Today a hard drive caddy arrived in the post, and I was able to recover all the files off my busted laptop. I may be able to reinstall the operating system later.

My neighbours were out today so I was able to finish the job of chasing in the few remaining bits of wiring not concealed during previous renovation efforts. Very noisy, dirty work that blasts out sooty black mortar all over the place. That's the last of that bar drilling out to install 4 metal boxes, so won't have to tiptoe around the neighbours any more. They've been very understanding.

And tonight I'm out to dinner with herself as a reward for all the heavy, dirty work I've put in lately. Fnarr. Not that she hasn't been doing her fair share and more, burning off and sanding down the woodwork.

It's a great relief to have good all the preparation out of the way for the last decorating job after a 6-year slog.

;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 02 September, 2009, 07:29:00 PM
6 years?!  :o

Fair play to you for sticking it out. So to speak.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 02 September, 2009, 07:32:55 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 02 September, 2009, 07:20:13 PM
Not that she hasn't been doing her fair share and more, burning off and sanding down the woodwork.

Sorry I've just been reading the inuendo thread and I can't read anything innocently any more!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 September, 2009, 11:37:59 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 02 September, 2009, 07:32:55 PM
Sorry I've just been reading the inuendo thread and I can't read anything innocently any more!

You've no idea how long I worked on that sentence to make it that innocuous! I thought it was far enough away from "sandpapering the wood" (ouch!) as to be incapable of being read ambiguously.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Odd_Bloke on 03 September, 2009, 12:00:26 PM
...we got burgled last night, but all they got was £50 of stamps and a digital camera.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 September, 2009, 12:15:00 PM
Sparky, there isn't anything on that camera that shouldn't be there, is there?  Remember?  That's gone, right? You erased it?

In my own unpleasant experience it's the fecking mess and sense of vulnerability that's as bad as the material loss, so I probably shouldn't be making light.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 03 September, 2009, 01:29:51 PM
Haven't been burgled since 1983, thank goodness. Fingers crossed our house looks pretty unasailable, being terraced with no rear access. The thing that annoys me most about burglary is the low profitability of the crime in relation to the damage and cost to the victims. Pretty desperate and despicable.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 September, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
I caught someone trying to break in here one night a couple of years ago .I couldnt see exactly who it was but i heard noise and investigated.The perpatrator fled the scene before i had a chance to accost him which was a shame as i was prepared to restrain and subdue him and inform the plod or just physically eject him off the premises as i take offence at someone trying to invade my space.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 September, 2009, 07:15:41 PM
The scumbag drug dealer who pinched the lead of my porch roof and who I chased off trying to break into my work van, seems to have disappeared from the area. I haven't noticed him skulking around for about a month now, he has either been banged up by plod or been made to disappear by one of the many people who he has pissed off.
Either way is sort of okay.







V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 September, 2009, 11:21:49 PM
I'm watching Red Dawn on Virgin +1. Incredible that it's taken me so long to catch up with this film. It's not because I've never wanted to see it. I'm enjoying it so much I already want to see it again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 September, 2009, 02:37:01 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 05 September, 2009, 11:21:49 PM
I'm watching Red Dawn on Virgin +1. Incredible that it's taken me so long to catch up with this film. It's not because I've never wanted to see it. I'm enjoying it so much I already want to see it again.

You will soon, what with the planned remake in the pipeline!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 September, 2009, 11:19:33 AM
The right-wing political propaganda drip-fed throughout the film was hilarious, especially the anti gun control message and how laboriously they spelled out that forcing people to register their guns would just make it easy for the Commies to round up all the gun owners.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 September, 2009, 06:39:25 PM
I have now been paid everything I was owed this summer. :)

The down side is I'm returning to work £2,000 overdrawn. And I don't get paid for 6 weeks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 06 September, 2009, 11:19:33 AM
The right-wing political propaganda drip-fed throughout the film was hilarious, especially the anti gun control message and how laboriously they spelled out that forcing people to register their guns would just make it easy for the Commies to round up all the gun owners.

I watched Red Dawn on youtube the other night and it was attrocious simply because it was badly directed and cheaply done and horribly dated.It was laughable and ludicrous in places especially the action scenes.

I like the politics of it or the idea of an armed militia being able to defeat an invading superpower .
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 September, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
Quote from: PeterWolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
I watched Red Dawn on youtube the other night and it was attrocious simply because it was badly directed and cheaply done and horribly dated.

And yet, it wasn't actually as cheap-looking as I had prepared myself for in all the years of anticipation!

Quote from: PeterWolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
It was laughable and ludicrous in places especially the action scenes.

Indeed. Like when the invaders are shooting everyone at the school on sight and the protagonists escape by... running past them! There's even a scene where an enemy soldier appears to be blocking their way one moment, and through the magic of the continuity glitch, he's not there when the edit cuts back.

Quote from: PeterWolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
I like the politics of it or the idea of an armed militia being able to defeat an invading superpower.

Yes, you've got to admire the film-makers' brass neck. The untrained rebels in Red Dawn are even mightier than Bill Savage's crew. Properly trained soldiers and even special forces are no match for fugitive high school kids. The ludricousness of it is Red Dawn's Unique Selling Point.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 September, 2009, 08:40:02 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 10 September, 2009, 07:54:58 PM
Quote from: PeterWolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
I watched Red Dawn on youtube the other night and it was attrocious simply because it was badly directed and cheaply done and horribly dated.

And yet, it wasn't actually as cheap-looking as I had prepared myself for in all the years of anticipation!

Quote from: PeterWolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
It was laughable and ludicrous in places especially the action scenes.

Indeed. Like when the invaders are shooting everyone at the school on sight and the protagonists escape by... running past them! There's even a scene where an enemy soldier appears to be blocking their way one moment, and through the magic of the continuity glitch, he's not there when the edit cuts back.

Quote from: PeterWolf on 10 September, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
I like the politics of it or the idea of an armed militia being able to defeat an invading superpower.

Yes, you've got to admire the film-makers' brass neck. The untrained rebels in Red Dawn are even mightier than Bill Savage's crew. Properly trained soldiers and even special forces are no match for fugitive high school kids. The ludricousness of it is Red Dawn's Unique Selling Point.


That aspect of it is ludicrous because it just focusses on the kids but in a real world scenario a well trained militia in a place the size of the US that has plenty of cover would eventually grind down an invading military force as it would be an inevitable conclusion.Look at Iraq and Afghanistan as recent examples.

This seems to be the point that the filmaker was trying to get across yet in my opinion the filmaker made the whole scenario look ridiculous because it just focussed on the kids and very little else.

What about the subtitled dialogue then ?   ;D

I just cant tell wether the director of the film was taking it seriously or not but its a poorly made propaganda piece that was ignoring the fact that the USSR was going into a decline at that point in time anyway.Still it probably helped the Reagan administration win another term of office.

It was adapted from a screenplay called Ten Soldiers which had a Lord of The Flies type theme.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 10 September, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Red Dawn saw me accused of plagiarism in year 7 of school. Yes, I was 11 and I was being accused of plagiarism. I didn't even know what the word meant. I'd written a story called, wait for it, The Schoolboy Squad for English class in which my classmates and I went into hiding and fought a guerilla war against a joint German/Japanese invasion which saw troops parachuting into our school. I even had one of the maths teachers (of Korean descent) being a spy for the invaders.

My teacher made it abundantly clear that a) it was completely unnacceptable to copy the plots of films and b)that I shuldn't be watching that kind of film anyway.

I promptly went home and asked my Uncle, fount of all obscure film knowledge and he gave me a copy. I loved it. (Again, I was 11) That video promptly did the rounds of my entire class. That teacher never did believe taht I'd not seen the movie first.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 September, 2009, 11:00:19 PM
My mum put my sister's end of school yearbook thingy between Will Eisner and Jaime Hernandez on the communal bookshelves.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 22 September, 2009, 06:16:45 PM
1. Now that the entire original line-up of the Sugababes has been replaced my generation finally has its own equivalent to The Fall.

2. I saw a discarded bicycle that had been thrown on a roof.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 22 September, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
One of my mates was married to MARK E SMITH.*

oooh the stories she can tell.








* No, before you ask, it wasn't Brixie.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 22 September, 2009, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: faplad on 10 September, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Red Dawn saw me accused of plagiarism in year 7 of school. Yes, I was 11 and I was being accused of plagiarism. I didn't even know what the word meant. I'd written a story called, wait for it, The Schoolboy Squad for English class in which my classmates and I went into hiding and fought a guerilla war against a joint German/Japanese invasion which saw troops parachuting into our school. I even had one of the maths teachers (of Korean descent) being a spy for the invaders.

My teacher made it abundantly clear that a) it was completely unnacceptable to copy the plots of films and b)that I shuldn't be watching that kind of film anyway.

At no point did this teacher make it clear that it was also unacceptable to infer a person's collaboration with an invading force because they were from a vaguely similar geographical area?

Or did I just read this wrong and that wasn't what you inferred at all?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 22 September, 2009, 07:09:30 PM
Quote from: SamuelAWilkinson on 22 September, 2009, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: faplad on 10 September, 2009, 10:56:03 PM
Red Dawn saw me accused of plagiarism in year 7 of school. Yes, I was 11 and I was being accused of plagiarism. I didn't even know what the word meant. I'd written a story called, wait for it, The Schoolboy Squad for English class in which my classmates and I went into hiding and fought a guerilla war against a joint German/Japanese invasion which saw troops parachuting into our school. I even had one of the maths teachers (of Korean descent) being a spy for the invaders.

My teacher made it abundantly clear that a) it was completely unnacceptable to copy the plots of films and b)that I shuldn't be watching that kind of film anyway.

At no point did this teacher make it clear that it was also unacceptable to infer a person's collaboration with an invading force because they were from a vaguely similar geographical area?

Or did I just read this wrong and that wasn't what you inferred at all?

No, you read it absolutely correctly. In my defence I was raised by ill informed bigots (I know better now) but you're right, its something the teacher should have picked up on and didn't. I guess English teachers have their priorities.

Either that or she was as much an ill informed bigot as my Mother and her boyfriend.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 September, 2009, 07:13:31 PM
I had a Mars Bar ice cream for pudding after tea tonight. The splitters had Cornetto's!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 25 September, 2009, 11:53:49 PM
Newsreaders have funny names.

My favourites are Fenella Fudge on Radio 2, and ITN's Nina Nannar, who sounds like she's doing a police car impression when she signs off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 September, 2009, 11:58:03 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 25 September, 2009, 11:53:49 PM
Newsreaders have funny names.

My favourites are Fenella Fudge on Radio 2, and ITN's Nina Nannar, who sounds like she's doing a police car impression when she signs off.

Is it Flenella or Fenella ?

I always think its Vanilla anyway.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 26 September, 2009, 09:14:35 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 25 September, 2009, 11:53:49 PMFenella Fudge on Radio 2

Even though I must have heard that hundreds of times it still makes me chuckle. Do you think she became a Fudge through marriage or her parents actually called her Fenella with malice aforethought?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 28 September, 2009, 01:48:09 PM
There are Colin Berry and some guy called Salmon, too, on Radio 2. Delicious.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 September, 2009, 01:51:41 PM
Wasn't Fenella the witch from Charlton and the Wheelies.

(http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Chorlton_and_the_Wheelies/Upset_Fenella.jpg)





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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 28 September, 2009, 04:07:09 PM
I've just been reading some old (1970s) Teen Titans stories. There was a bit where Hawk, Dove and Speedy fight a robot spider and it collapses on them, and they have to free themselves using only their own strength (sound familiar?) When they get free Hank says "first time I was almost buried by a spider, man!" Geddit?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 September, 2009, 04:12:47 PM
I once worked for a brace of architects named Buggy and Bettlestone.  It was impossible to keep a straight face.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 02 October, 2009, 04:38:27 PM
Man, just got back from dentist. Quite nerve wracking. Root canal work. I kept my eyes shut for fear of seeing the tools that were being used ie a Swan Morton which I am all to familiar with for work. Can't say I really felt much but it was the anticipation of pain that scared me. But that is one heavy appointment out of the way, so another visit next week.

Talk about lesson learnt.

Will calm my nerves now by trying to finish my competition entry.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 02 October, 2009, 04:46:54 PM
Hey, it's also Friday so that must help smooth over your trauma?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 October, 2009, 08:19:05 AM
I can feel a huge hole in one of my back molars with my tongue, it doesn't hurt, but why didn't the dentist pick anything up last month when I had my check up? The nightmares I have heard about teeth being yanked out of the mouth (shudder).
shit wrong thread,ah well.






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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 October, 2009, 09:19:23 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 28 September, 2009, 01:51:41 PMWasn't Fenella the witch from Charlton and the Wheelies.
(http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Chorlton_and_the_Wheelies/Upset_Fenella.jpg)
...because you've reminded me of the welsh witch in the teapot. 

And because I'm off down the road for a chicken shish kebab with extra red cabbage and lemon juice, no chilli sause and an extra pitta.  Oh yes.  Mmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 October, 2009, 07:01:24 PM
...gerbils!  ;D

After taking Deborah's laptop in for fixing (graphics card? maybe!) we went and had a look at the gerbils in Pets at Home. There were three of them, all different colours. If we weren't broke and in the middle of decorating, we'd have bought all three and a gerbil cage right there and then! Another project/minor purchase to put on the back burner. Along with getting a rabbit next summer.

We had a look at all the little fish in the fish tanks too. They were pretty. Not cute like gerbils or rabbits though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 October, 2009, 07:16:31 PM
The third Bleach movie has been fansubbed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 05 October, 2009, 07:41:34 AM
they agreed to give the hard working team in Food and beverage a 4.5% pay rise!!!


we asked, we reasoned, we fought, we projected our figures, WE WON.
I wont be getting a rise, but thats ok. 8)(part of the deal we brokered)
i am proud that the staff will be rewarded.
they deserve it.   :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Wellsybeer on 05 October, 2009, 08:31:33 AM
Hats off to you Chef, that's really great of you. Why aren't more bosses the same?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 October, 2009, 03:35:26 PM
I finally got my free 800 MS points from buying all five Summer of XBLA games. Now do I get Monkey Island or Puzzle Bobble?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bouwel on 05 October, 2009, 06:23:20 PM
Monkey Island!

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 06 October, 2009, 01:07:21 AM
Finally got round to starting to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm series 6 which I've had for a while. It's myeh, not bad, not great, kind of okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 October, 2009, 07:21:04 AM
My little one slept for 5 hours straight last night, from 20.30 to 01.30!  Then she decided to stay awake until just now. 

But still, 5 hours!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 06 October, 2009, 09:18:53 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 06 October, 2009, 07:21:04 AM
My little one slept for 5 hours straight last night, from 20.30 to 01.30!  Then she decided to stay awake until just now. 

But still, 5 hours!

I wish our little little 'un would remember how to do that!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 October, 2009, 01:39:32 PM
My mother never ceased telling me that I was a wakeful insomniac git all my life and that it wasn't a recent occurance.  Three hours out of every 24 for the first four or five years of my life would be spent asleep.  My father hit upon the very 1970s soulution of dipping the teat of my bottle in Jameson's.  Did the trick.  It was that or have the poor buggers go batshit crazy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 October, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
QuoteMy father hit upon the very 1970s soulution of dipping the teat of my bottle in Jameson's.  

This is the No. 1 topic of conversation in TordelTowers every morning ca. 3am, generally revolving a found the discursive lynchpin of 'never did me any harm'.  Watch this space.

I've actually started taking the wee one to work with me (if I'm doing a fair bit of driving or walking, and not meeting clients) just to give the missus  a break.  I was doggedly  climbing a muddy hill in the rain earlier today with herself in a chest pouch under my vizcoat, when I was treated to a chorus of laughter from my so-called colleagues who were sheltering under a hedge watching my slow approach.  Their time will come.

By way of compensation, we took a late liquid lunch of milk and coffee (respectively) on a windswept beach at the mouth of the Boyne, watching the gulls and the waves and bonding over a burping competition.  Sleep and ridicule are very small prices to pay.
Title: The same subject you see elsewhere no the thread - blame my stupid phone
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 October, 2009, 07:38:17 PM
That made me fill up a bit there. My dad used to bark like a dog and burp as a means of calming children. Oddly his very realistic and angry sounding dog noises always seemed to do the trick. Just remembered that. Give miniTordelBack a hug from me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 06 October, 2009, 08:30:57 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 04 October, 2009, 07:16:31 PM
The third Bleach movie has been fansubbed.
I am too old to understand this post.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 October, 2009, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 06 October, 2009, 08:30:57 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 04 October, 2009, 07:16:31 PM
The third Bleach movie has been fansubbed.
I am too old to understand this post.

I thought they should have stopped after Domestos, now that was a killer!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 06 October, 2009, 08:40:50 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 October, 2009, 08:36:07 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 06 October, 2009, 08:30:57 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 04 October, 2009, 07:16:31 PM
The third Bleach movie has been fansubbed.
I am too old to understand this post.

I thought they should have stopped after Domestos, now that was a killer!

Absolutely because it all became a bit sanitised after Domestos.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 October, 2009, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 06 October, 2009, 07:21:04 AM
My little one slept for 5 hours straight last night, from 20.30 to 01.30!  Then she decided to stay awake until just now. 

But still, 5 hours!

Not bad going for such a young one.

My little cherubs get up at around 6 every morning no matter what time they go to bed, we've tried early bed, late bed, Vodka. Its either one or the other, I think they are in cahoots and just take it in turns.
Weekends without a lie in isn't fun, but wouldn't have it any other way.






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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 October, 2009, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 06 October, 2009, 09:10:52 PM
My little cherubs get up at around 6 every morning no matter what time they go to bed, we've tried early bed, late bed, Vodka.

What about trying those things on the children!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 October, 2009, 09:18:15 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 October, 2009, 09:15:43 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 06 October, 2009, 09:10:52 PM
My little cherubs get up at around 6 every morning no matter what time they go to bed, we've tried early bed, late bed, Vodka.

What about trying those things on the children!!!


;D




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 06 October, 2009, 11:00:23 PM
The speakers on my PC have been a bit crap for, oooh, about six months now. Barely able to hear anything.  I've tried crawling under the desk and reconnecting them several times but all to no avail. Music was barely audible (all wibbly wobbly) and speech just a complete no-no.

I had a final go at fixing them.

And came across a SOUND FX MANAGER.

Which had KARAOKE REVERB set to YES.

Unticked the box and good as new.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 October, 2009, 12:39:05 AM
Did you slap your forehead Tiplodocus when you saw how easy it was!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 07 October, 2009, 07:24:26 AM
Also goes to prove that Karaoke while hiding under the guise of fun does nothing but destory otherwise perfectly good music.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2009, 11:40:21 AM
The discovery of Spotify has me seriously tempted to suspend my dislike of gadgetry and look for COOL SPEAKERS.

Gotta love Spotify.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 07 October, 2009, 11:50:40 AM
Likewise, King Trout. I've been hooked on Spotify for last few months and was telling the Mrs recently that I could do with some computer speakers. I've had 50 quids worth of iTunes vouchers for almost a year but haven't spent them as I barely touch the iPod now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 07 October, 2009, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: King Trout on 07 October, 2009, 11:40:21 AM
The discovery of Spotify has me seriously tempted to suspend my dislike of gadgetry and look for COOL SPEAKERS.

Two words for you: Harman Kardon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Harman-Kardon-Soundsticks-II-Multimedia/dp/B0001W8EFK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1254913702&sr=8-1)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41N8082HCML._SS500_.jpg)

They look fantastic and sound even better.

Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 07 October, 2009, 12:20:50 PM
Ooooh!

Thanks, Jim! Oi, Santa...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 October, 2009, 01:52:56 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 07 October, 2009, 12:12:04 PM
Quote from: King Trout on 07 October, 2009, 11:40:21 AM
The discovery of Spotify has me seriously tempted to suspend my dislike of gadgetry and look for COOL SPEAKERS.

Two words for you: Harman Kardon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Harman-Kardon-Soundsticks-II-Multimedia/dp/B0001W8EFK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1254913702&sr=8-1)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41N8082HCML._SS500_.jpg)

They look fantastic and sound even better.



A friend has a set of these speakers and all i can say is they are excellent.They look beautiful and they sound beautiful.The sound was incredible when thery were connected up to a laptop.

Also i couldnt believe that they only cost 100 quid.

BUY !!
Cheers!

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 October, 2009, 06:46:16 PM
Mood swings are pretty shit, and I know that a more reliable income would insulate me from them quite a bit. But, predictably, with the pressure of job interviews lifted, a chance to catch up on sleep (i.e. one good lie-in), a few good days at work, tangible improvements on the decorating front and some cheap + free entertainment, the gloom has lifted entirely (again!). Brrrr. I can't go on that way forever, but at least it never seems to last more than a fortnight at a time. Maybe it really is cyclothymia. Or maybe it's just the vicissitudes of everyday life.

Whatever, I'm back on top of it again, and I'm looking forward to reading Prof 1656, at last. I know everyone else is already on Prog 1657, so that's already old news...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 11 October, 2009, 07:01:06 AM
got a call for some room service with a slight differnce.

can we do room service to LAZURUS ISLAND! he is on his yacht.
ummm, ok what do you actually want?
12 bottles of champagne
4 bottles of orange juice
`10 grilled lobsters, 10 grilled steaks. a few salads, some fruit platters, a cake of some form, ice of course, 

really he expects me to get all this, find a boat and send to his boat which is about 20 minutes away. in an hours time.
so of course i replied, WOULD YOU LIKE COFFEE ALSO? 

i put down my phone, pick up the walkie talkie, order the food and beverage, arrange a golf buggy to transport it all and call marina to get me a speed boat and a driver. as you would
total bill was $2800 for an hours work and speed boat ride. but hey. for that money what would you do?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 October, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
For that money I'd stick an extra $1,000 on the bill. It would appear to be 'no object.'
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 11 October, 2009, 07:37:07 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because I have some chocolate lollipops in my schoolbag, and the biscuit barrel has Mars bars in it.

Also, I have Monday off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 13 October, 2009, 03:10:14 PM
I saw Billy Connolly the other night. He was ok.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 14 October, 2009, 07:09:22 AM
 the baby boy whom we care for in our home,
found a box of tissues, (he is ten months old)

it one of those smile moments, as he removed the seemingly never ending supply from the box. one by one, each time with a look of pure amazment that the box had offered another for pulling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 October, 2009, 07:20:59 AM
Aww, that's pure magic!

My twin nephews have just had their 1st birthday 200 miles away. I've sent a parcel, but it's not the same as being there. I'm looking forward to seeing them both at Christmas.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 October, 2009, 08:56:18 AM
QuoteI'm looking forward to seeing them both at Christmas.

Yeah, being a committed curmudgeon (tendance Scrooge) I never got the whole Christmas-presents/kids/ooh-magical thing (spoilt brats, trynna watch Great Escape here, where's me trifle?), to the point  that the future missus and I used to do volunteer work on Christmas Day to avoid it, right up until I watched my own sprog empty his first Santa stocking - absolutely wonderful experience.   It's not just rampant ad-driven consumerism, little kids genuinely love and more importantly appreciate getting /opening presents.  My father-in-law is a bit of a whizz with the jig-saw and dremel, and last Christmas made our lad a fantastic bookcase faced with a fully painted openwork surround telling the Jack and the Beanstalk story (anti-clockwise), and he was nearly hugged to death for his troubles.  Really quite beautiful to watch.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 October, 2009, 09:44:29 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 October, 2009, 08:56:18 AM
he was nearly hugged to death for his troubles.  Really quite beautiful to watch.

That is marvellous. Mind you, for me Christmas has nowt to do with it. I only make it home about 3 times a year these days, due to a combination of cost and now my family having nowhere to put us up. So it's just seeing the babies, for only the third time ever, that I'm looking forward to. They won't even know it's Christmas, except there's more colourful, sparkly junk about and more new things to play with. A pity it may be the last time I even see them as babies. They may be toddlers next time, and pre-schoolers not long after that. I don't think I could cope with real parenthood. I'd probably want to keep having more kids because 'they grow up so fast.'

I know that all sounds gloomy, but it's really not.  ;)
I couldn't do with the hassle of having kids of my own, and I hardly knew my other brother's kids when they were babies, for the same reasons: living away from home, too skint to return often, got my own life to build. C'est la vie.

Anyway, kids are marvellous; babies doubly so.  ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 October, 2009, 09:56:55 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 October, 2009, 08:56:18 AM
It's not just rampant ad-driven consumerism, little kids genuinely love and more importantly appreciate getting /opening presents.

Absolutely. A lot of parents seem not to realize that, and overdo it for no good reason. They up the ante by buying kids more presents than they're interested in, and the kids come to expect the same every year. The genie won't go back in the bottle after that. We've all seen 3-year-old kids being pestered by parents to open another parcel when all they want to do is play with the presents they've opened already. After that it's a whirlwind of paper-ripping. It's the way to train kids not to appreciate getting presents. Here endeth the lesson.
:D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 14 October, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
Witness the wise words of HoU.  Hear his words and obey.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 October, 2009, 09:23:00 AM
...today I get one nice, easy class where I don't have to do anything. We're watching Anthony Asquith's sublime 1952 film of The Importance of Being Earnest, with a distinguished cast (Michael Redgrave, Michael Dennison, Edith Evans, Dorothy Tutin, Margaret Rutherford and Joan Greenwood and Miles Malleson) in giant, enormous Smart-board-screen-o-vision!!

Yesterday one of the young people sussed what was wrong with the sound. Whoever set up the Smart board and computer neglected to plug the speakers into the back of the computer.
::)
None of the admin staff checked it out when I reported a fortnight ago that the sound wasn't working properly. I know that actually setting foot in a classroom may bring on a fit on unwellness for them, but it is their job, goshdarnit. I cursed my own denseness for not seeing the problem myself, but it's a long while since I plugged in a speaker jack. Thank goodness for the younger generation. They may not be able to spell for toffee, but they certainly know how to make computer software and electronic consumer goods work.
:)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 15 October, 2009, 01:29:02 PM
I was telephoned on my mobile while removing my mid-week roast (chicken, carrots, parsnips, roast potatoes, stuffing and gravy for all you food perverts) from the oven last night.  The shock of the ringing ALMOST caused me to drop it. 

Didn't.  But I was momentarily furious that some no-bend had almost caused me to drop the chicken.  Then I realised I was about to tuck into the first roast I've had in ages (no point DOING a roast for two if only one of you can eat it).  Somehow, doing a chicken for one (I'll be doing a pie or soup with the rest after tonight's dinner) seemed sensible in a way that doing two dinners before my mum's death just didn't. 

Turned out it was my nice ex who's a doctor - she was just checking up on me and making sure I was eating properly.  I sent her a picture of the chicken as proof.

Anyway, I'm already counting down the hours to my next roast.  Mmmmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 15 October, 2009, 03:45:33 PM
Good work Mike!

I enjoyed a bit of roast pork on Sunday/Monday/Tuesday lunch! It was done with a fennel, pepper and salt rub - delicious!

I got new front tyres this morning and got 25% off, bringing the bill to just under £100.  :)

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 October, 2009, 07:43:50 PM
Bought some Jamaican Jerk Chicken Walkers crisps today, gonna eat them at work tonight. Hope they're tasty, otherwise I'll be slightly upset.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 15 October, 2009, 07:48:47 PM
They SOUND nice though.  So long as they live up to the expectations, all is good.

Let us know if they're any good, ok?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 October, 2009, 07:49:41 PM
Full report in the morning.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 October, 2009, 09:30:38 AM
They were not bad, I seemed to be able to taste the flavour before the crisp actually touched my tongue (I may have imagined this though). Not too strong and the chicken flavour wasn't overpowered by the spices and there was no lingering taste after I had washed them down with some fizzy pop. What a life I lead!
I still prefer the Marmite ones though ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 16 October, 2009, 11:50:39 AM
I tried some Walkers mango chutney crisps last week. They're not bad. They remind me of the taste of the star-shaped Outer Spacers corn snacks you used to get (pickled onion ones were space station shaped, hotdog flavour were rocket-shaped, and chutney flavour were shaped like 5-pointed alien fighter ships). Our teachers used to sell them to us in morning break at primary school in the seventies. Every day. Can you believe that? Wouldn't happen now! Used to be the highlight of our morning.

::)

Anyway, these Walkers mango chutney crisps taste like the old chutney Outer Spacers, except these ones burn your tongue a bit. On balance I'd rather have the Outer Spacers.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 16 October, 2009, 11:51:46 AM
I've got a spicy sausage from Tesco to eat for my lunch.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 16 October, 2009, 12:00:35 PM
I'm taking Micro and Nano Bolt's to see UP tomorrow, after successfully avoiding almost all info about it. Mini-Bolt saw it midweek and proclaimed it genius, which is high praise as we are both pretty big fans of Pixar. I'm even springing for the 3-D.

Then I might well pick up Chinese take-away on the way home.

Yum!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 October, 2009, 12:00:59 PM
I remember those crisps, Ush!  They were WICKED, SKILL and other kid buzzwords of the period.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 16 October, 2009, 12:07:55 PM
Skill!

I feel old.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 16 October, 2009, 12:08:09 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 16 October, 2009, 12:00:59 PM
I remember those crisps, Ush!  They were WICKED, SKILL and other kid buzzwords of the period.

Hmmm. That period would have been the nineteen-eighties. I don't remember how long Outer Spacers persisted after their 1970s inception. But look: I found this on youtube -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfXzzBhSsII (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfXzzBhSsII)

They're out of this world!  :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 October, 2009, 01:21:24 PM
Ok.  But EARLY 80s.  Not my fault I'm young and beautiful.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 16 October, 2009, 01:49:47 PM
Didn't Outer Spacers grow up to become the Space Raiders which are still with us today?

You couldn't beat the pickled onion flavour for a 5p bag of awesome.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 October, 2009, 02:43:39 PM
I believe they did.  The stalwart of cheap corner shops everywhere.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bouwel on 16 October, 2009, 05:02:32 PM
QuoteYou couldn't beat the pickled onion flavour for a 5p bag of awesome.

I lived on these in the laste 70's/early 80's and ate so much I managed to save up for a huge set of space realted posters. Well worth the money and heart congestion.

Pickled onion monster munch are a suitable replacement these days though.

-Bouwel-
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 16 October, 2009, 05:53:56 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 16 October, 2009, 01:49:47 PM
Didn't Outer Spacers grow up to become the Space Raiders which are still with us today?

Indeed, Space Raiders are made by KP, who used to make Outer Spacers. But I am sure Outer Spacers were of a similar quality to Monster Munch, whereas Space raiders seem rather an inferior product. Incidentally, Monster Munch are made by Walkers, for anyone who wasn't wondering.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 16 October, 2009, 07:10:17 PM
Recently spotted a LARGE, old-style Monster Munch multipack containing the pickled oniony "goodness" I remember with fondness from childhood.  Fine fine snack.

We appear to be lazy local radio presenters, talking about sweets you used to be able to get.  "Whatever happened to Spangles?"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 16 October, 2009, 07:15:08 PM
this entire BOARD is rapidly becoming more middle-age waffley than my dads social club! :-D sbt
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 October, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
Most of the flavours I eat are the meat flavours but I do love a couple of bags of scampi nik naks now and again.
Who else shoves their fingers under a mates nose and says 'sniff', oh, it's just me then :-[
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 16 October, 2009, 07:20:37 PM
You know, Space Raiders are 20p now? That's an increase of 300% on how much they were when even I, one of the board youth, was a nipper.

And don't get me started on Nik Naks. First they replaced the brilliant Cream 'n' Cheesy with the adequate Scampi 'n' Lemon, and now they've gone and replaced that with the crappy Pickle 'n' Onion. Bastards.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 16 October, 2009, 09:37:37 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 October, 2009, 07:15:08 PM
this entire BOARD is rapidly becoming more middle-age waffley than my dads social club! :-D sbt

Nowt wrong with that son.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 16 October, 2009, 10:34:53 PM
Quote from: SamuelAWilkinson on 16 October, 2009, 07:20:37 PM
And don't get me started on Nik Naks. First they replaced the brilliant Cream 'n' Cheesy with the adequate Scampi 'n' Lemon, and now they've gone and replaced that with the crappy Pickle 'n' Onion. Bastards.
Oh, I'm not having this Wilkinson.  Pickle 'n' Onion is a fine flavour, although I will concede that I like to have the choice.

For the real Nik Nak connoisseur, eating a bag of Rib 'n' Saucy is like being french kissed by God!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 16 October, 2009, 10:54:54 PM
You're all wrong. It's Nice n Spicy all the way.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2009, 08:20:47 AM
My favourite crisps are as follows-

Walkers Marmite,
Walkers Steak & Onion,
Walkers Prawn Cocktail,
Walkers Smokey Bacon,
Walkers BBQ Rib,
Pringles Texas BBQ Sauce,
Pringles Smokin Ribs,
Hula Hoops Barbeque Beef,
McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak,
McCoys's Oriental Ribs,
Discos BBQ Beef,
etc...

As you can see dead animal flavour is the flavour for me. Saying that I bet most of these crisps are okay for vegetarians.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 October, 2009, 10:41:13 AM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 16 October, 2009, 09:37:37 PM
Nowt wrong with that son.
Nowt?  Son?

What the heck is WRONG with you?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 17 October, 2009, 10:44:13 AM
Hopefully it makes sense in context?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 October, 2009, 10:53:27 AM
Of course it does, Walkalone.  I'm merely joshing you by mocking your groovy northern speech patterns (I'm a Londoner, everything north of Watford is the dim and distant North, full of soap opera cliches and non-chain boozers staffed by brassy old matriarchs like that animal print bird in Coronation Street).

I only mock because I quite like the sound of lots of northern expressions but could NEVER get away with them with my accent.  Other than quoting Alinson's bread adverts of course.

Cheerio, squire!  Mind 'ow ya go.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 October, 2009, 10:54:20 AM
Sorry to disappoint, I don't actually talk like that either.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 17 October, 2009, 11:25:02 AM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2009, 08:20:47 AM
As you can see dead animal flavour is the flavour for me. Saying that I bet most of these crisps are okay for vegetarians.
I'm a big fan of the taste of dead animals, yet I really don't like any of the "meaty" crisp flavours. Prawn cocktail are good though, especially Skips.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 17 October, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 17 October, 2009, 11:25:02 AM
especially Skips.

Grrr Skips the bane of my youth and not just cos I hate Prawn Cocktail favour BUT mainly cos of the adverts featuring 'Clumsy Colin'. As if having the name itself wasn't burden enough through life!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 17 October, 2009, 11:52:09 AM
I don't like to eat Nik-Naks because for a snack food they're very dense which makes me suspicious of how much oil and chemicals they might contain.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 October, 2009, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 17 October, 2009, 11:37:53 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 17 October, 2009, 11:25:02 AM
especially Skips.

Grrr Skips the bane of my youth and not just cos I hate Prawn Cocktail favour BUT mainly cos of the adverts featuring 'Clumsy Colin'. As if having the name itself wasn't burden enough through life!
There's a London talk radio station where one of the presenters has a Rule of Colin (which basically SAYS he never lets Colins on the air, in practice he merely wonders aloud why a Colin has slipped through - not too entertaining).

His other rule, though, is gold.  The Rule of Widdecombe.  If unsure of what you think about an issue, find out what Ann Widdecombe thinks and take the opposite view.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 17 October, 2009, 07:12:19 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2009, 08:20:47 AM
As you can see dead animal flavour is the flavour for me. Saying that I bet most of these crisps are okay for vegetarians.

They are. But the likes of Salt and Vinegar aren't. Check the packets. It makes no sense to me but I'm not complaining cos I f'ing adore Smokey Bacon and throw up at the smell of Salt and Vinegar so I can indulge with a clear conscience.

Quote from: House of Usher on 17 October, 2009, 11:52:09 AM
I don't like to eat Nik-Naks because for a snack food they're very dense which makes me suspicious of how much oil and chemicals they might contain.

The same thought occured to me once. Then I though, sod it, they're gorgeous. They're on my list, depressingly short these days, of permissable vices. A man must have some pleasures.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2009, 07:34:41 PM
All this crisp talk is making me hungry. Luckily we've ordered 35, 52, 63, 70, 88 & 121 from the Chinese. Can't wait to scoff that lot down!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 October, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
Why did they get rid of the original Beef Monster Munch? used to love them as a kid, then they changed it to BBQ, NOT THE SAME FLAVOUR, bring them back walkers.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2009, 09:35:06 PM
Probably due to the Mad Cow scare. Heinz got rid of Beef soup at that time as well. I bloody loved that flavour.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 October, 2009, 10:13:51 PM
Turns out she didn't die after all.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2009, 05:58:22 AM
Woke up at 04:45 today so decided to watch the latest episode of Supernatural and listen to that new Dredd CD (must admit listening to the cd whilst reading stuff on the forum is hard, proves I'm not a woman cause I can't multi task)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 18 October, 2009, 12:47:48 PM
I have heard of other ways of proving that, John.....

But I don't have the stones for it. *ka-da-boom-tss*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 18 October, 2009, 10:39:24 PM
Typical, I go away for one weekend and we get three bloody pages on crisp flavours....AGAIN!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2009, 10:43:14 PM
I used to love Beef and Tomato Pot Noodles until they took all the shit out and the flavour just went with it.
Midnight forum snacks, the way they ought to be.
Now I have to make do with real food!

P.S. I loved the Sweet and Sour flavour as well ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 18 October, 2009, 11:09:40 PM
The Nissin cup noodle is still available from your local Chinese supermarket.

Hungry? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxtZHOE4ScY)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2009, 11:12:15 PM
Real noodles come out of those Welsh mines, nowhere else!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 19 October, 2009, 01:43:24 PM
Mondays generally get a 'Meh' response from me (having to get up early to take a tablet that makes me feel ropey, meh indeed) but life's sort of ok because it's more than half way through this accursed day - woo, and quite possibly, hoo!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 October, 2009, 01:49:42 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2009, 10:43:14 PM
I used to love Beef and Tomato Pot Noodles until they took all the shit out and the flavour just went with it.
Midnight forum snacks, the way they ought to be.
Now I have to make do with real food!

P.S. I loved the Sweet and Sour flavour as well ;)

There is only a negligable difference between a standard size pot noodle and the king size so i dont get the point of it at all.Its Chicken and Mushroom all the way for me but i hardly eat them because they contain MSG which is bad for ones health.

I dont like the other flavors of Pot Noodle because they all contain Peas and i hate Peas and i would always have to pick them all out before or after i added the boiling water.

Enjoy Monosodium Glutamate - The taste that isnt there !
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 25 October, 2009, 12:06:28 AM
I just came home from seeing a pretty mediocre production of Othello to find a cracking Krautrock documentary on BBC4.

Daniel Fichelscher from out of Popul Vuh says "This is no metronome. No tick tick. Our heart is the rhythm."
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 October, 2009, 10:21:06 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 19 October, 2009, 01:49:42 PM
Its Chicken and Mushroom all the way for me but i hardly eat them because they contain MSG which is bad for ones health.

You may take some comfort from the toxicologists' conclusion that monosodium glutamate is only bad for you if you develop a monosodium glutamate complex, in which case it may cause respiratory problems like asthma; but such symptoms have never been replicated in a controlled trial.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2009, 07:34:31 PM
I've just learnt that Dr Dre was never in a gang. Good for him.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 October, 2009, 08:43:05 PM
Vincent D'Onofrio's performance in Men In Black. Great physical comedy.  ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2009, 10:01:57 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 25 October, 2009, 08:43:05 PM
Vincent D'Onofrio's performance in Men In Black. Great physical comedy.  ;D

You prefer him over Will Smith because you are a MASSIVE RACIST.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 25 October, 2009, 10:04:51 PM
Vincent is also exceptionally good as Private Pile in FULL METAL JACKET.

And I believe I once saw him playing Robert E.Howard.

Man's a dude.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2009, 10:07:12 PM
That stupid charity record got to number 10. Ha ha.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 October, 2009, 12:34:29 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2009, 10:01:57 PM
You prefer him over Will Smith because you are a MASSIVE RACIST.

You would say that! You always do.  ::)

Quote from: Tiplodocus on 25 October, 2009, 10:04:51 PM
Vincent is also exceptionally good as Private Pile in FULL METAL JACKET.

And I believe I once saw him playing Robert E.Howard.

Man's a dude.

Oh yes, he was in The Whole Wide World, wasn't he? And he's played Orson Welles at least twice, including in Ed Wood.

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2009, 10:07:12 PM
That stupid charity record got to number 10. Ha ha.

One of the advantages of being totally out of the loop is I'm oblivious to stupid charity records. Do they really still do those? Incredible.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 26 October, 2009, 02:37:16 PM
you can watch building coming down...


http://www.youtube.com/edinburghcouncil (http://www.youtube.com/edinburghcouncil)

all we need is someone to to photoshop in a couple of giant robots
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 October, 2009, 03:04:17 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 26 October, 2009, 12:34:29 PM

Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 October, 2009, 10:07:12 PM
That stupid charity record got to number 10. Ha ha.

One of the advantages of being totally out of the loop is I'm oblivious to stupid charity records. Do they really still do those? Incredible.

Likewise.I havent got a clue and i couldnt care less either and you just know its going to be annoying without even hearing it.

Its great being out of touch with popular culture.I keep up with current affairs and i am full to overflowing with it and i havent any time for superfluous rubbish.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 03:12:58 PM
Can I join the queue of people saying 'Charity record - quoi?'
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: worldshown on 26 October, 2009, 04:06:54 PM
It's the new single in aid of War Child featuring a load of people that I've never heard of.

http://www.igotsoul.co.uk/ (http://www.igotsoul.co.uk/)

And yeah, I had to look it up.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 26 October, 2009, 04:23:33 PM
Oxfam's recent report on band-aids:

http://www.oxfam.org/en/policy/band-aids-and-beyond (http://www.oxfam.org/en/policy/band-aids-and-beyond)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 26 October, 2009, 04:26:24 PM
Ug.

Charity records are invariably shite.  I love knowing eff-all about celebrity culture, fashion and current pop music.  It's brilliant.  More hard-drive space for geekery.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 October, 2009, 04:29:14 PM
I am not sure who the white tattooed Ali G impersonator who gesticulates in the video is.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 04:37:59 PM
Oh, you mean the terrible 'urban' version of a Killers song that was arse to begin with.

Incidently was the rapping guy this bloke?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/misty69/2052581462/in/set-72157603254018007/?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 26 October, 2009, 04:50:11 PM
I preferred Bill Bailey's version (having questioned the meaning behind the lyrics).... "I've got ham but I'm not a hamster"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 October, 2009, 05:04:56 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 04:37:59 PM
Oh, you mean the terrible 'urban' version of a Killers song that was arse to begin with.

Incidently was the rapping guy this bloke?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/misty69/2052581462/in/set-72157603254018007/?

Thats it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
That goes a long way to explaining so much - let's send him to Afghanistan and see how the Taliban feel about him
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
I reckon I could be getting a call about a big "cleaning" contract any minute now... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/26/paul-haggis-scientology-prop-8
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 October, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
That goes a long way to explaining so much - let's send him to Afghanistan and see how the Taliban feel about him

Lets hope they are more impressed than i am but he looks like a member of East 17 and looks annoying.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 October, 2009, 06:29:57 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
I reckon I could be getting a call about a big "cleaning" contract any minute now... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/oct/26/paul-haggis-scientology-prop-8

Mark Thomas must think all his birthdays have come at once, that is just ace:

QuoteI phoned my agent and told him I was suspect H. He replied: "Next year we'll get you top billing ... suspect A.

While being wanted outside the arms fair, I was legitimately inside researching a book on the subject, and uncovered four companies illegally promoting "banned" torture equipment.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 26 October, 2009, 06:36:12 PM
"Silence is consent" eh?

Maybe.  Or rohypnol.

I don't think that'll stand up in court.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 08:11:31 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 26 October, 2009, 06:22:52 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
That goes a long way to explaining so much - let's send him to Afghanistan and see how the Taliban feel about him

Lets hope they are more impressed than i am but he looks like a member of East 17 and looks annoying.


Imagine the thickest member of E17, double it - you'll still be nowhere near his level of idiocy. To borrow an insult 'He's so dense, light bends around him'
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 October, 2009, 08:31:27 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 08:11:31 PM
Imagine the thickest member of E17, double it - you'll still be nowhere near his level of idiocy.

What, even the one who ran himself over in his own car?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 October, 2009, 08:32:50 PM
Hey, that takes great skill and dedication to lay there as it approaches you!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
His band make the Black Eyed Peas sound like fucking Rachmaninoff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 26 October, 2009, 09:01:25 PM
'Bless You' Roger.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
AA Gill shot a baboon. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/26/aa-gill-shoot-baboon
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 26 October, 2009, 08:31:27 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 08:11:31 PM
Imagine the thickest member of E17, double it - you'll still be nowhere near his level of idiocy.

What, even the one who ran himself over in his own car?

Even thicker than him - Chris Moyles mocks him for his idiocy, now THAT'S thick!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 October, 2009, 10:17:34 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 26 October, 2009, 04:37:59 PM
Oh, you mean the terrible 'urban' version of a Killers song that was arse to begin with.

Incidently was the rapping guy this bloke?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/misty69/2052581462/in/set-72157603254018007/?

I believe the young fellow is called 'Dappy' and he's in a band called N-Dubz. I have this knowledge because I have watched Never Mind the Buzzcocks: they have had him on as a guest over and over again. I don't know why. Possibly because he has fans; possibly because somebody involved with producing the show finds him amusing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 26 October, 2009, 10:44:43 PM
 I am sure "Dappy" is meant to mean thick as i have heard it used in that context.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 26 October, 2009, 11:07:03 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
AA Gill shot a baboon. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/26/aa-gill-shoot-baboon
I always thought that AA Gill character is a moron. Seems that I was right. He shot a baboon "to get a sense of what it's like to kill someone". Yeah, nice one, jerkov.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 October, 2009, 09:05:48 AM
Twonk.

I get a sense of that by playing call of duty while drinking bleach. *

* I don't drink bleach.  And neither should anyone else, it WILL KILL YOU. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 27 October, 2009, 11:25:55 AM
Life is sort of okay today, all day, because I got a load of washing hung out and it's bright and not raining, I'm happy with my new haircut, the electrician has already been and he intalled four angled spotlights for me for a low, low price, and after we've finished re-sanding the hall floor in preparation for varnishing we can say goodbye to the ever-settling pall of dust that has found its way into every room since we started stripping the wallpaper off and worse back in June. Ahead of me I can see wiping down the woodwork with white spirit, some filling, miles and miles of caulking to be done, and two ceilings to paint. It's marvellous to be be putting things back together again after a whole summer spent ripping out half-arsed workmanship that was older than I am.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 October, 2009, 12:16:25 AM
...tax rebate!  ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 29 October, 2009, 12:37:15 AM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 26 October, 2009, 11:07:03 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 26 October, 2009, 09:04:21 PM
AA Gill shot a baboon. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/26/aa-gill-shoot-baboon
I always thought that AA Gill character is a moron. Seems that I was right. He shot a baboon "to get a sense of what it's like to kill someone". Yeah, nice one, jerkov.

Gordon Ramsey kicked him out of his restaurant for being obnoxious to members of his staff.

I would have done the same if not worse as i cant stand the sight of the conceited pseudo intellectual smug POS.

He even looks smug and full of himself and i find him annoying to look at.

Eeuurrgghh.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 29 October, 2009, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 October, 2009, 12:37:15 AM

Gordon Ramsey kicked him out of his restaurant for being obnoxious to members of his staff.


The irony of that is delicious.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 October, 2009, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 29 October, 2009, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 October, 2009, 12:37:15 AM

Gordon Ramsey kicked him out of his restaurant for being obnoxious to members of his staff.


The irony of that is delicious.

Unlike the food...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 29 October, 2009, 11:07:13 AM
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 29 October, 2009, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 29 October, 2009, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 October, 2009, 12:37:15 AM
Gordon Ramsey kicked him out of his restaurant for being obnoxious to members of his staff.
The irony of that is delicious.
Unlike the food...
He might be a total twonk, but dinner at Gordon Ramsay's is the best meal I've ever eaten.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 October, 2009, 11:09:09 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 29 October, 2009, 11:07:13 AM
Quote from: His Lordship rac on 29 October, 2009, 10:01:36 AM
Quote from: Colin_YNWA on 29 October, 2009, 08:16:27 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 29 October, 2009, 12:37:15 AM
Gordon Ramsey kicked him out of his restaurant for being obnoxious to members of his staff.
The irony of that is delicious.
Unlike the food...
He might be a total twonk, but dinner at Gordon Ramsay's is the best meal I've ever eaten.

I'm sure it is, but that would have ruined the joke!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 October, 2009, 10:41:43 PM
I decided to have a quick look in Smiths and the cartoon special of the New Yorker was there. It's got 4 pages of Chris Ware in it. Dunno if it's reprints or not but it's new to me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 30 October, 2009, 04:24:33 AM
When I went into Tesco last night they had an offer on 'Monsters Vs. Aliens'. Spend £20 and get it for £8. So I did ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 30 October, 2009, 08:29:50 PM
I made bread today - fresh, crusty white bread hot from the oven. Win!
Title: The same subject you see elsewhere no the thread - blame my stupid phone
Post by: Mike Gloady on 30 October, 2009, 08:42:14 PM
I'm doing a full roast tomorrow. Can almost taste it. Was going to do it sunday, but sod it, why be constrained by tradition.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 November, 2009, 09:44:05 PM
Kate Winslet bitch slapped the Daily Mail.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/nov/03/kate-winslet-libel-damages-mail
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 November, 2009, 09:45:57 PM
Always nice to see the Mail getting shafted, nasty little rag.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 November, 2009, 10:22:31 PM
I got a haircut. HAIRCUT.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 03 November, 2009, 10:24:31 PM
You see that Carol Thatcher... That's your girlfriend that is.









V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 03 November, 2009, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 03 November, 2009, 10:22:31 PM
I got a haircut.

Which one?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 November, 2009, 10:27:32 PM
You see that boiled sweet in your pocket. The one that's fallen out of the packet and is covered in fluff...........That's you that is!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 03 November, 2009, 10:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kerrin on 03 November, 2009, 10:26:41 PM

Which one?

One of the fluffy ones that have just started growing on his balls.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 03 November, 2009, 10:44:53 PM
You see that man over there, the one covered in sores and pustulent boils....  That's your DAD that is.

(Come back Rob, my telly misses you)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 03 November, 2009, 11:05:45 PM
Ah brilliant memories... What was the sleazy smoking jacket-wearing guy called? 

"I don't want to come over like Mother Theresa..... Oh...Oh God"

Genius
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 November, 2009, 11:30:17 PM
I'm just about to watch Days of Glory (a war film) hurrah!
One snag, it has subtitles, these don't bother me but I'll have to keep pausing so I can read any new posts on the forum!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 04 November, 2009, 12:04:55 AM
So it's the 20th birthday of Wallace and Gromit. While that was a nice thing for Google to note, as they've always made for good telly, I suddenly feel really bloody old.

But at least I've remembered Rob Newman's character was called Jarvis. Which makes for easier retrieval of youtube excerpts.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 04 November, 2009, 09:44:34 AM
20 years old? I didn't realize!

Did the same fellow who created Wallace and Gromit happen to do some of the animations for Pee Wee's Playhouse? Looks so similar...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 04 November, 2009, 09:48:35 AM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 November, 2009, 11:30:17 PM
I'm just about to watch Days of Glory (a war film) hurrah!
One snag, it has subtitles, these don't bother me but I'll have to keep pausing so I can read any new posts on the forum!

That is a great film by the way. Hope you enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 November, 2009, 11:59:32 AM
It was extremely moving especially the censorship of the letters. The final write up was the killer though, injustice in all countries.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 November, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
YES, I was going to mention Jarivs, but you beat me to it.  Ah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 November, 2009, 04:49:02 PM
I've finally decided that the three 2000AD Polo tops that have been boxed away for over 10 years should be worn.
So that's-

1. Dredd (Badge)
1. SD (Badge)
1. 2OOOAD (Logo)

I'm sat wearing the 2000AD one right now, it smells so new!

What a day, so full of 2000AD goodness ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 06 November, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
NO CF Slab 'em
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 06 November, 2009, 06:27:23 PM
I've had my first glass of mulled wine of the year - hurrah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 November, 2009, 06:38:12 PM
I've had a fish supper and a beer, both of which are comparative rarities for me. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 November, 2009, 06:40:13 PM
The family had fish & chips whilst I had spam fritter & chips, yummy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 06 November, 2009, 06:55:09 PM
Ran out of Hobgoblin ale, stuck with Corona.. :(.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 06 November, 2009, 10:38:50 PM
Sorry for the double post...founbd a Guiness in the back of the fridge. Showtime for at least a pint!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 November, 2009, 09:33:25 AM
My magnificent wife did all the feeds last night, letting me sleep from 22.00 to 06.00.  I'm a new man. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 07 November, 2009, 01:24:20 PM
You're a lucky man TordelBack! I hope you made your good lady a cup of tea
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 07 November, 2009, 04:46:24 PM
Presumably this "new man" sorcery was precisely her intention? Go Mrs Back!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 November, 2009, 04:58:10 PM
...because, despite the lack of a proper rowing boat, nowhere in the alley to plug in the smoke machine, and the cameraman arriving late by 45 minutes (therefore cutting our time in the pub location down considerably), we shot the entirety of my wife's mini-movie today, in three locations, with a cast and crew of thirteen. Weeks of preparation come off- and even the hastily-inserted "urchins" sequence (written to include our kids because I thought last minute that it'd be good to get them involved in what their mummy does) worked out great and they did us proud. So, small tired "yay"s all round.

SBT

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 November, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 07 November, 2009, 01:24:20 PM
I hope you made your good lady a cup of tea

Nah, just patted her on her pretty little head and said 'That'll do, wife.  That'll do".

Of course I made her a cup of tea, and some toast.  Tordelback knows how to please the ladies.  Especially with his sleep-ravelled wits.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 07 November, 2009, 06:03:56 PM
QuoteNah, just patted her on her pretty little head and said 'That'll do, wife.  That'll do".

You've been watching 'Babe'* haven't you?

* I am in NO way suggesting any porcine funny business
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 November, 2009, 09:16:07 PM
The video for "Milkshake" was just on.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 November, 2009, 06:23:12 PM
I am now officially unemployed and for the first time ever if i dont include the fact i didnt do any work from the age of 16 to 18 [apart from a part time summer job] when i just bummed around after leaving school and was still living at home but i did have to do jobs around the house and gardening and washing cars and that type of thing to justify my existence.

Feels a bit weird TBH but luckily i have stacks of work or will have stacks of work because next year its repainting year in Brunswick Sq plus a big juicy maintenance contract that i should have done this year but it was delayed so that will start in the spring.

I have one inside contract waiting but i cant start until the client gives the go ahead but at this rate i will be sitting here waiting until Xmas but i will be sitting here until Xmas anyway so what the hell.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 November, 2009, 06:44:23 PM
QuoteI am now officially unemployed

Ouch, rough one Peter, it's really not a great time of year for it.  So many of us are in that 'waiting for something to bloody start' mode that it's gone well beyond a joke. I've been trying to decide if I'm technically unemployed too since I haven't been able to pay myself for weeks now, but in truth I've seldom been busier, at least in the fruitlessly-chasing-jobs-and-invoices department.

The real difference hit home when I had to give a really decent guy a month's notice today (for the third time this year - I was able to cancel the previous two at the last minute), and it was not pleasant - there's an added horror to the finish date being in December. At least running a business I can see something of the road ahead instead of having some beardy nerk ruin my day with platitudes and gravely-serious-face.   If it wasn't for two of the soundest clients we've ever had, it would have been a lot more people, and it would have been three months ago, so it could be a hell of a lot worse.  Actually, if you'd asked me this time last year what our chances were of still being in business by the end of 2009 I'd have said 'zero', so I'm counting those blessings.   Doesn't make it any easier on the poor bloke who even now is talking over their options with his wife.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 09 November, 2009, 07:45:21 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 09 November, 2009, 06:44:23 PM
QuoteI am now officially unemployed

Ouch, rough one Peter, it's really not a great time of year for it.  So many of us are in that 'waiting for something to bloody start' mode that it's gone well beyond a joke. I've been trying to decide if I'm technically unemployed too since I haven't been able to pay myself for weeks now, but in truth I've seldom been busier, at least in the fruitlessly-chasing-jobs-and-invoices department.

The real difference hit home when I had to give a really decent guy a month's notice today (for the third time this year - I was able to cancel the previous two at the last minute), and it was not pleasant - there's an added horror to the finish date being in December. At least running a business I can see something of the road ahead instead of having some beardy nerk ruin my day with platitudes and gravely-serious-face.   If it wasn't for two of the soundest clients we've ever had, it would have been a lot more people, and it would have been three months ago, so it could be a hell of a lot worse.  Actually, if you'd asked me this time last year what our chances were of still being in business by the end of 2009 I'd have said 'zero', so I'm counting those blessings.   Doesn't make it any easier on the poor bloke who even now is talking over their options with his wife.


Things are not as bad as all that for myself for various reasons and i have been relying on work that is in the immediate vicinity but i am going to start working in a different sector of the industry once i start driving again by the spring so that will open up huge possibilities.There may also be work available in london but i havent looked into that yet.Theres a whole load of things i can do to improve my work situation so its not like i have nothing going for me and TBH i knew i would be in this situation as i saw it coming.

If anything it is forcing me to do what i should have been doing as i am as guilty of procastrination as the next.

There are solutions and there is light at the end of the tunnel but if i have time off i am going to use it creatively and constructively.I also have an idea for a side line which involves selling repro/cast antique ornamental lions partly because i have access to a workshop that does plasterwork and recasting of architectural detailing and components for historic/listed buildings so i can make them myself.

This must be the jobless recovery i have heard talked about .


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 09 November, 2009, 10:09:09 PM
Being between jobs is a horrible position to be in Peter and you have my sympathy.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 November, 2009, 10:12:57 PM
All the best Peter, I hope things get better sooner rather than later.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 10 November, 2009, 09:39:18 AM
Sorry to hear that Peter.  As someone currently wading through their own bucket of shite, I can promise that it WILL get better with time.  Your situation however is a tad different from mine in that you can get another job.  With your obvious work-ethic and straight-talking attitude I'm confident you'll be able to sort out something pretty soon. 

Having been unemployed myself for a long period, I will offer my ear should you wish to bend it and I know there will be other boarders who feel the same.  It's easy to get depressed (either "a bit" or the clinical definition) in these circumstances, so make sure your sleep hygiene is impecable, get a routine and make sure you get outside regularly.  Exercise and fresh air and downtime where you allow yourself to relax really help stave off the demons.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 November, 2009, 10:02:37 AM
QuoteWith your obvious work-ethic and straight-talking attitude I'm confident you'll be able to sort out something pretty soon. 

Testify!

Mike offers very good advice there, Peter. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 10 November, 2009, 10:19:18 AM
Hope things work out for you, Peter.

SBT, will your movie be available for us minions to view at all?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 10 November, 2009, 10:28:19 AM
Thanks for your kind words everyone.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 10 November, 2009, 11:19:02 AM
You have my sympathy Pete and Mike's advice is dead on X
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 10 November, 2009, 01:44:21 PM
Yeah Pete - enjoy your enforced 'downtime' as much as possible, seeing as you have a few things lined up. It must be a record to have never been unemployed working in the building/restoration game...

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 10 November, 2009, 08:53:05 PM
I'm having birthday drinkies with my nearest and dearest tomorrow - I'm grinning broadly oh dwellers of the forum. I'll toast you all *mwah!*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 10 November, 2009, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 10 November, 2009, 08:53:05 PM
I'll toast you all *mwah!*

What have we done to deserve being killed ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 November, 2009, 09:30:30 PM
I'm not sure where this goes but

2 years ago we got a new washing machine. About 2 months ago we got a puddle in the kitchen coming from under the machine. On inspection there seemed to be nothing. This has been happening on/off since. This weekend it turned into a little flood. Having trawled under the kitchen unit after painfully dragging both washing machine and fridge out, thinking the worst, then noticed a little drip and a fairly long bit of soggy lime scale coming from a supposedly capped off tap, wherein I tightened it fully, problem solved.

No need for a new washing machine but now have to replace the lino in the kitchen as 2 years of water must have done untold damage. Fucking plumber >:(, do a job properly is to do it yourself.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 10 November, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 10 November, 2009, 09:30:30 PM
I'm not sure where this goes but

Probably "Life is riddled with a series of minor impediments."
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 11 November, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
Life is sort of okay because I'm going to Wild-Seven's birthday drinkies.  Hurray!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 November, 2009, 12:23:06 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 11 November, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
Life is sort of okay because I'm going to Wild-Seven's birthday drinkies.  Hurray!

Snoo-snoo?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 November, 2009, 02:18:27 PM
Thats one job application/CV accepted/forwarded to a client.

First time ever i have written a CV because i have never had to before but what was on the CV was minimal and only focussed on my building work which i kept as minimal as possible and nothing else that wasnt relevant.

Wether i will get anything from it yet i dont know but i got past the selection process.There was a huge number of applicants apparently.

I need to do more of these and make calls because i have such a good CV and a skills/knowledge/organisational/project management base that i have getting work shouldnt be a problem.This situation i am in is a blessing in disguise because there is always a positive side to a negative situation because TBH i have been pissing around for the last couple of years and i need to get my act together anyway and i like having my back against the wall because i am forced to act and do something about it.





Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 November, 2009, 02:19:27 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 11 November, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
Life is sort of okay because I'm going to Wild-Seven's birthday drinkies.  Hurray!

I should bloody well hope so and I expect you to be paying!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 11 November, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
Yeah, of course.....

*sigh*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 12 November, 2009, 12:24:15 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 11 November, 2009, 12:11:20 PM
Life is sort of okay because I'm going to Wild-Seven's birthday drinkies.  Hurray!

Yay! It was great fun, birthday drinkies, surrounded by chums AND a big pile of Dredd trades to read (amongst other things) for my birthday pressies  ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 12 November, 2009, 01:24:24 PM
Huge fun.  Your dad drunk is a joy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 12 November, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 12 November, 2009, 01:24:24 PM
Huge fun.  Your dad drunk is a joy.

He says 'Cheeky young pup!' - He wasn't drunk, he's normally like that (for people unfamiliar with my Dad - he' a member of the Richard Whitely school of punning and keeper of the mighty chalice of Vulgaria)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 November, 2009, 06:40:30 PM
My 3-year old just slipped and fell in the bath.  He then loudly announced that he'd hurt his willy and his tentacles.

Much poorly stifled bad=parent laughter ensued.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 November, 2009, 06:46:47 PM
Get out of our city and take your mutant offspring with you, the Judges have spoken ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 November, 2009, 06:50:27 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 November, 2009, 06:40:30 PM
My 3-year old just slipped and fell in the bath.  He then loudly announced that he'd hurt his willy and his tentacles.

Much poorly stifled bad=parent laughter ensued.

Tell him you will hurt them some more if he doesnt shut up.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 12 November, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
Got home today and Robbie and his friend Olivia were playing and Robbie started smacking her bum. When he stopped she said Do it again I was enjoying that. Bear in mind they have not long turned 5.

I really think we are going to have to watch them when they get older.





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 November, 2009, 08:43:36 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 12 November, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
Got home today and Robbie and his friend Olivia were playing and Robbie started smacking her bum. When he stopped she said Do it again I was enjoying that. Bear in mind they have not long turned 5.

I really think we are going to have to watch them when they get older.


Heh. My youngest, nearly 5, LOVES his bum being smacked.  ???  I think they all do at that age.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 13 November, 2009, 12:16:10 PM
 :-\Heh. My youngest, nearly 5, LOVES his bum being smacked.    I think they all do at that age.  :-\

I never listen when they play your music on the radio gary.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 13 November, 2009, 02:32:45 PM
I'm going out for an Italian meal tonight with my most long-lived (you see? I do occasionally let them live) girl chum - huzzah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 13 November, 2009, 02:56:52 PM
My oldest mate spent the afternoon at my house.... soldering home-made effects units for his muso-chums and kick-starting a hopefully successful cottage industry.  We ate ham and cheese toasties and listened to the Beatles stereo box set.  Cracking stuff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 13 November, 2009, 03:00:55 PM
Did he bring his little dog with him?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 November, 2009, 03:21:31 PM
Kids, eh?

Life's sort of okay because on the phone last night my mum told me the twins (nephews) are really enjoying playing with everything we sent them in a parcel for their first birthday: the extra soft and shiny stuffed toys, the whale and submarine bath toys I got when I was choosing a bath from The Bath Store, and the crackly, stuffed cloth 'cot book' - apparently the crackly noise of the scrunchy plastic inside the book testified that they were playing with that one for a good hour on Sunday morning in their adjoining cots, burbling away contentendly.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 13 November, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
Adam and his gear arrived via his mother's cab.  Taffy was in the back, but it's best not to let him out.  He's a bit mad.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 November, 2009, 03:54:03 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 13 November, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
Adam and his gear arrived via his mother's cab.  Taffy was in the back, but it's best not to let him out.  He's a bit mad.

Dunno why, but this reads like the starting point for a particularly gruesome issue of Hellblazer...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 13 November, 2009, 03:58:16 PM
Things are good at present because I'm going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine in concert both tonight and tomorrow. And tomorrow daytime I'm meeting up with my sister and my nephew.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 13 November, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 November, 2009, 03:54:03 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 13 November, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
Adam and his gear arrived via his mother's cab.  Taffy was in the back, but it's best not to let him out.  He's a bit mad.

Dunno why, but this reads like the starting point for a particularly gruesome issue of Hellblazer...

Then Adam removed the gear from the car and took it inside the house and set it up .

Keep watching this thread to find out what happened next and what mayhem was caused by letting Taffy out of the back of the car.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 November, 2009, 04:25:32 PM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 13 November, 2009, 03:58:16 PM
Things are good at present because I'm going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine in concert both tonight and tomorrow. And tomorrow daytime I'm meeting up with my sister and my nephew.

Colin Zeal going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine? Is this story set in the 1990s?

Quite cool either way.  8)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 13 November, 2009, 04:42:41 PM
Adam, Taffy and Colin will meet at the concert.  Something mad will happen, John Constantine will show up and sort it out resulting in several deaths/damnations.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 13 November, 2009, 04:57:02 PM
Well if there's going to be any deaths, can it at least wait until after I've seen the gig? Waste of my ticket money otherwise.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 November, 2009, 04:58:52 PM
The missus just told me that I left my keys dangling in the front door when I got home this morning, (what a twat I am) as her mam found them when she came down later.
Thank God it's dark in the mornings and thank him again no bugger saw them ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 13 November, 2009, 07:14:09 PM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 13 November, 2009, 03:58:16 PM
Things are good at present because I'm going to see Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine in concert both tonight and tomorrow. And tomorrow daytime I'm meeting up with my sister and my nephew.

Wow they still going. I lost track of them when they started adding members right left and centre. I seem to remember they got up to 6 or something. Great fun back in the day.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 14 November, 2009, 08:59:45 AM
Whilst at work I listened to the latest Big Finish CD Blood Will Tell by James Swallow.
It's Dredd having to explain his actions to the SJS on a case he dealt with. It's followed by an interview with the Toby Longworth, Paul David-Gough and John Ainswoth (the director) and then a segment of the next CD.
It was very enjoyable and meant that 60 minutes passed by very quickly!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 15 November, 2009, 06:56:17 PM
On wednesday I was asked if I was a student - I turn 28 this coming friday, this really made my day!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 November, 2009, 10:14:27 PM
Quote from: wild-seven on 15 November, 2009, 06:56:17 PM
On wednesday I was asked if I was a student - I turn 28 this coming friday, this really made my day!

I was a student until I was 37, so sorry if I've unmade your day!  ;)

Maybe they just thought you looked lost?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 November, 2009, 10:59:49 PM
Or maybe they thought you were one of those Nuns that used to pack the front rows and library queues in my Arts undergraduate days...

What was that about, anyway?  Every class, at least one Nun straining forward to hoover up the lecturer's every word.  

Maybe you don't get those in Ingerlundwhales.  So maybe you can actually get some of the books on the course list before they vanish back to the Convent of Our Lady of the Curious Wimple.  Nothing in my experience moves faster than a Nun with a reading list.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 15 November, 2009, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 15 November, 2009, 10:59:49 PM
Maybe you don't get those in Ingerlundwhales.  So maybe you can actually get some of the books on the course list before they vanish back to the Convent of Our Lady of the Curious Wimple.  Nothing in my experience moves faster than a Nun with a reading list.

See, stuff like this just confirms my assumption that Ireland is more or less as portrayed in Father Ted.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 15 November, 2009, 11:08:58 PM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 15 November, 2009, 11:04:43 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 15 November, 2009, 10:59:49 PM
Maybe you don't get those in Ingerlundwhales.  So maybe you can actually get some of the books on the course list before they vanish back to the Convent of Our Lady of the Curious Wimple.  Nothing in my experience moves faster than a Nun with a reading list.

See, stuff like this just confirms my assumption that Ireland is more or less as portrayed in Father Ted.

Reported for RACISM.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 November, 2009, 11:11:18 PM
Hate to break it to you Jimbo, but Father Ted was billed as a cutting-edge documentary when it aired here.  Ardal O'Hanlon is actually a well respected undercover journalist.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 15 November, 2009, 11:13:34 PM
I've met priests who are very similar to characters in Father Ted.

Father Jack's a particularly good portrayal, as is Graham Norton's camp and enthusiastic Father Noel.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 15 November, 2009, 11:35:26 PM
Oh great - I'm an aged Nun!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 15 November, 2009, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 15 November, 2009, 11:11:18 PM
Hate to break it to you Jimbo, but Father Ted was billed as a cutting-edge documentary when it aired here.  Ardal O'Hanlon is actually a well respected undercover journalist.


apart from the bit they left out where Ted kiddiefiddled.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 November, 2009, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Garageman on 15 November, 2009, 11:37:34 PM
apart from the bit they left out where Ted kiddiefiddled.

Be fair, garageman, that altarboy was only resting in his bed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 16 November, 2009, 12:58:50 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 November, 2009, 12:24:15 AM
Quote from: Garageman on 15 November, 2009, 11:37:34 PM
apart from the bit they left out where Ted kiddiefiddled.

Be fair, garageman, that altarboy was only resting in his bed.


Ted's or his own?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 16 November, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because on thursday I get my anti swine flu jab - whoop! But also ouch
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: johnnystress on 16 November, 2009, 02:19:48 PM
A picture i did years ago has been printed in this book

nice

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Fantasmagoria/Julia-Bruce/e/9780785825777
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 November, 2009, 12:56:37 AM
As I was punching myself I actually managed to make myself a bit dizzy so I reckon I might be decent at punching with a bit more practice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Christov on 19 November, 2009, 01:11:16 AM
Live the dream Roger, live the dream.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 December, 2009, 01:26:32 AM
Turns out Michael Jackson really did compose the music for Sonic 3.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: stacey on 04 December, 2009, 07:37:47 AM
you wake up and check your facebook and a fabulous board member has send you hawt pics of Jonny Alpha.

Thanks mate, great start to the day!   ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 December, 2009, 09:50:06 AM
PREVERT!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: stacey on 04 December, 2009, 12:08:48 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 04 December, 2009, 09:50:06 AM
PREVERT!

And also I'm a pervert! :-D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 December, 2009, 03:43:15 PM
GAH!!!!!!

What a no-bend.  Far too swift on the typing front today....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 December, 2009, 06:47:19 PM
I'm getting paid to do almost nothing. I work on a telephone helpline and some new bigwig clients have demanded a dedicated team, but none of their staff seem to be calling yet as the scheme doesn't actually go live till 1st Jan. The only calls we get are people asking general queries about the service. I have taken 5 calls in the last four days.Today, I've been in since 12 and have taken NO CALLS AT ALL.

I've managed to get a lot of reading done, and have posted lots of gibberish on here, which is pretty much what I'd be doing at home. (but with less wanking)

It's very boring though and the novelty of getting paid to do nowt may wear off pretty quickly. Roll on 8 o'clock.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 04 December, 2009, 08:12:22 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 04 December, 2009, 03:43:15 PM
GAH!!!!!!

What a no-bend.  Far too swift on the typing front today....
Oh dear. Why didn't you just claim it was the Dr Strangelove reference I took it to be?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 December, 2009, 02:23:21 PM
It *did* cross my mind, but I had to be honest....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 05 December, 2009, 05:56:59 PM
Life's sort of ok - shortbread biscuits anyone? They're just out of the oven
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 December, 2009, 07:19:52 PM
I thought my dad was watching old episodes of QI that he taped off Dave but he wasn't.

Also I am drinking for the first time in a month.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 December, 2009, 03:45:13 PM
Another of my Christmas presents arrived today, from The Book Depository. It's one of the books from Mongoose Judge Dredd - Bad Moon Rising I've had a quick look and will hand it over to the wife later to be wrapped up.
I've never played a role playing game in my life so why do I buy these things, oh that's right, it has the words JUDGE DREDD on the front :-[
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 08 December, 2009, 05:26:17 PM
Life is sometimes sort of ok because I got "eyed up" by an exotic looking teenager - proving I'm still hot as fuck (as if there was any doubt).

On the down side, it was a boy.  Oh well. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: johnnystress on 08 December, 2009, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 08 December, 2009, 05:26:17 PM
Life is sometimes sort of ok because I got "eyed up" by an exotic looking teenager - proving I'm still hot as fuck (as if there was any doubt).

On the down side, it was a boy.  Oh well. 

Every holes a goal!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 08 December, 2009, 05:46:04 PM
These bloody emos - it's so hard to tell.

No.  Not hard.  OH CURSE THIS BLOODY DELETE KEY!!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 08 December, 2009, 06:03:43 PM
This is the first I've heard about it! *harumph!*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 December, 2009, 10:46:35 PM
Quote from: johnnystress on 08 December, 2009, 05:44:28 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 08 December, 2009, 05:26:17 PM
Life is sometimes sort of ok because I got "eyed up" by an exotic looking teenager - proving I'm still hot as fuck (as if there was any doubt).

On the down side, it was a boy.  Oh well. 

Every holes a goal!

I heard it was 'any.' But every? Strewth! That's very punk rock.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 December, 2009, 10:51:11 PM
The internet told me to buy that Animal Collective CD so I did and it's really good.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 12 December, 2009, 01:27:48 AM
I bought a new backpack today. It was £20 from TK Maxx and it's quite nice.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 December, 2009, 11:54:38 AM
I hung 12 drops of wallpaper yesterday after a 4pm late start, and I wasn't even going flat-out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 14 December, 2009, 12:05:16 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 14 December, 2009, 11:54:38 AM
I hung 12 drops of wallpaper yesterday after a 4pm late start, and I wasn't even going flat-out.

That is slacking.

I do hope that the edges of each drop of paper are not overlapping or out of plumb and that there are no bubbles or creases either.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 December, 2009, 12:05:48 PM
I left my wallet at home and had to make a mad dash back at tea-break to get it, fuming all the way.  Then I got to see the wife and two sprogs, who had all been asleep when I left, and realised my good fortune.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 14 December, 2009, 12:08:12 PM
'RAY!

That's nice.

Well done to Ush too. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 14 December, 2009, 12:08:24 PM
Now that's life telling you what's really important :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 December, 2009, 12:12:52 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 December, 2009, 12:05:48 PM
I left my wallet at home and had to make a mad dash back at tea-break to get it, fuming all the way.  Then I got to see the wife and two sprogs, who had all been asleep when I left, and realised my good fortune.

Gah! I did that on Friday which resulted in me having nothing but the banana I had in my bag to sustain me for 10 hours.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 December, 2009, 12:26:18 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 14 December, 2009, 12:05:16 PM
I do hope that the edges of each drop of paper are not overlapping or out of plumb and that there are no bubbles or creases either.

Not much chance of them being out of plumb. Herself insists upon checking each drop with a spirit level before I move onto the next one. The walls are quite nice and flat, so no bubbles either. The paper-smoothing brush is serving me very well. Only another 24 drops to go before the carpet arrives on Friday, and another 12 to do in the uncarpeted area after that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 14 December, 2009, 12:35:41 PM
I'm eating a sausage sandwich right now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 December, 2009, 12:40:58 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 December, 2009, 12:05:48 PM
I left my wallet at home and had to make a mad dash back at tea-break to get it, fuming all the way.  Then I got to see the wife and two sprogs, who had all been asleep when I left, and realised my good fortune.

Thanks for the diabetes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 December, 2009, 02:59:48 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 December, 2009, 12:40:58 PM
Thanks for the diabetes.

Yes, apologies, it was a rather ghastly Hallmark moment.   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Lady Festina on 17 December, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
It's about to snow like a basterd outside and we have chilli, mulled wine and Big Trouble in Little China just starting on the telly.

Now that ain't bad.....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 17 December, 2009, 09:05:05 PM
If it snows enough I don't have to go to work tomorrow! ;D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 17 December, 2009, 09:22:40 PM
I was watching the Harry Potter film Half Blood Prince on the Box Office channel last night. Well, Not really, I wasn't following the story at all. Was in a bit of a modd, and moved onto the computer to play abit of Batman : Arkam Asylum while my turning head every now and then to see what was happening.

Apparently each  of the Harry Potter films in turn have shrug off some more of theirs childish coil. I don't think it's really much of childrens movie anymore. Granted, I know the kids who grew up wathing Harry Potter will still be watching and might even be enjoying this. As alot of them have grown in the process.

It's like watching Alien's or some depressing movie about boarding school. Even the light filtering murkier trying to acheive  this new level of being a movie for grown ups who perhaps more interested in drama than magic.

Anyway, couldn't follow what going  on missed most of the film and was about to watch it's second veiwing when I just passed out on the couch. Wasting the five dollars.

I might have prefered to watch Wolverine: Origins
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 17 December, 2009, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: Lady Festina on 17 December, 2009, 09:01:47 PM
It's about to snow like a basterd outside and we have chilli, mulled wine and Big Trouble in Little China just starting on the telly.

Now that ain't bad.....

Not bad? That sounds pretty much damn perfect to me! It's Miller Time!
You got me in the mood for putting that on myself now!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 December, 2009, 10:16:56 PM
Quote from: ThryllSeekyr on 17 December, 2009, 09:22:40 PM
I might have prefered to watch Wolverine: Origins
It's better than X-Men 3, but that isn't really saying very much.  Good bits to it, but I wouldn't have paid to see it.

Having taken the eldest neice to see this one, I quite liked it.  Apparently theres a very major change from the book  which *I* think makes the whole thing work VERY well.  Pay attention next time Thylly, you might enjoy it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 December, 2009, 12:03:37 AM
Bryan Singer is directing the next X-Men film. X2 is probably my favourite superhero movie and I actually like Superman Returns but I can't get too excited just because TLS and (to a much lesser extent) XMO: Wolverine sucked so much.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 December, 2009, 02:34:44 PM
I just nipped out to post cards to the owners of my local barber's and hardware store and popped into Tesco for some more last-minute non-essentials. Some woman was out trying to buy satsumas on Christmas Eve (!). No chance. I bought mine a week if not longer ago.
:lol:
I went through the self-scan checkouts, which is normally against my principles because I don't work for Tesco and nor do I want to do anyone out of a job, but I made an exception because I was just pleased to able to get any shopping done today. As it happened, my going through that checkout saved me very little time but cost Tesco a fair bit in time, assistance and goodwill, so the cosmic balance is restored. The bagging area wasn't big enough for my 16 items. The software got confused when I took my full bag off the scales to fit a second bag on in its place, and the message kept alternating between 'unrecognized item in bagging area please remove it before proceeding' and 'item removed from bagging area please replace it before proceeding,' so I was stuck in a loop and had to summon assistance (again).

I think my dislike of self-scanning checkouts is vindicated, and I shall continue not to use them in the future, with a vengeance.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 January, 2010, 04:26:28 PM
On the down side I've just got up, but on the up side I got 2 hours' reading in first.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 15 January, 2010, 03:12:43 PM
Spending the day seeing how many knob shaped cacti you can hide in a detailed layout drawing of an mad scientist's greenhouse.

There are tougher jobs available.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 January, 2010, 02:10:56 AM
While the wife and I watched the second episode of 3 Men in a Boat I heard a familiar tune. Just as the 3 bods began a race at about the 20 minute point the backing track was from the Judge Dredd film, how weird.
Amazingly the wife was not impressed with my fact when I told her ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 22 January, 2010, 05:47:22 PM
I picked up "The complete Tales of Edgar Allen Poe", today. It was time. 6.99 from Oxfam Books.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
I have no complaints with those rollover Tatsunoko vs Capcom ads.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2010, 05:01:57 PM
It's chicken and chips o' clock.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 25 January, 2010, 10:33:33 PM
I was buttering a tattie scone and it was only when I took the first bite that I realised it had been on the very same part of the worktop where I'd been chopping chillis earlier. As it happens, the effect was unexpectedly pleasant.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 27 January, 2010, 04:45:57 PM
I bought a disposable fountain pen in turquoise today.
It's nice!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 January, 2010, 06:25:48 PM
I managed to persuade a dodgy-sounding client to pay me 70% of the fee for a job in advance today.  I may well never see the other 30%, but hey I am now officially almost a hardass. The other subbies were most jealous.  I am also now nervously waiting for the cheque to clear.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 27 January, 2010, 08:46:22 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 27 January, 2010, 04:45:57 PM
I bought a disposable fountain pen in turquoise today.
It's nice!

You know that this calls for a picture  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 29 January, 2010, 02:17:03 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/superstaticgirl/DSCF0851.jpg)

like this?  :D Stationery makes life bearable sometimes...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 January, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
Ooh!  Arty!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 29 January, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
Hurrah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 30 January, 2010, 11:01:54 AM
I'm listening to catherine tate, dave tennant and ricky gervais on radio 2 with a coffee and smoke on saturday morning. The sun is warming the flat thru the window but there's frost on the grass outside. Hmm.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 January, 2010, 11:48:49 AM
Sounds nice. They were gritting round here last night. A few weeks too late I think. It's a beautiful day outside. I went into the garden this morning to lift all the ice off the water butt, bucket and upturned dustbin lid in the garden in case the birds are short of water to drink. They've picked the coconut-half bird feeders clean, so I reckon they must be hungry. I'll sort out something else for them later.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 30 January, 2010, 11:50:10 AM
Quote from: The Cosh on 25 January, 2010, 10:33:33 PM
I was buttering a tattie scone and it was only when I took the first bite that I realised it had been on the very same part of the worktop where I'd been chopping chillis earlier. As it happens, the effect was unexpectedly pleasant.

in the wrong thread, but who has been to the toilet then remembered they'd been chopping chilli :os?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 30 January, 2010, 12:03:14 PM
Sorry I have to ask Ush, what exactly is a water butt? Snarf!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 January, 2010, 12:06:08 PM
You're kidding me! It's like a great big bin full of water!  :lol:

I must be missing something. Just what are you smoking? Have a great afternoon.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 30 January, 2010, 01:23:06 PM
Quotein the wrong thread, but who has been to the toilet then remembered they'd been chopping chilli :os?

I know someone who went to take out their contact lenses after a bout of chilli chopping...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 30 January, 2010, 02:29:19 PM
Ouch.

Nice pen picture by the way.  Stationary shopping is one of those things I love yet don't understand why.  Looks like a nice pen.  More pen pictures.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: worldshown on 30 January, 2010, 04:04:25 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 30 January, 2010, 11:50:10 AM

in the wrong thread, but who has been to the toilet then remembered they'd been chopping chilli :os?

Once. It was a valuable lesson as to why I shouldn't do it again.  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 30 January, 2010, 04:18:13 PM
Oh right! I'm beginning to get the picture now. Is that at the back or front? :-S
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 January, 2010, 05:42:43 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 29 January, 2010, 02:17:03 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/superstaticgirl/DSCF0851.jpg)

like this?  :D Stationery makes life bearable sometimes...

I went into a stationers in town to buy one of those pens in black because its probably better than a brush for doing long straight lines but of course they didnt have any.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 30 January, 2010, 06:43:35 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 30 January, 2010, 11:01:54 AM
I'm listening to catherine tate, dave tennant and ricky gervais on radio 2 with a coffee and smoke on saturday morning.

Quote from: House of Usher on 30 January, 2010, 11:48:49 AM
Sounds nice. They were gritting round here last night.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 30 January, 2010, 07:13:22 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 30 January, 2010, 04:18:13 PM
Oh right! I'm beginning to get the picture now. Is that at the back or front? :-S
I don't think it matters.  It's likely to hurt about the same.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 January, 2010, 09:36:57 PM
Quote from: M.I.K. on 30 January, 2010, 06:43:35 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 30 January, 2010, 11:01:54 AM
I'm listening to catherine tate, dave tennant and ricky gervais on radio 2 with a coffee and smoke on saturday morning.

Quote from: House of Usher on 30 January, 2010, 11:48:49 AM
Sounds nice. They were gritting round here last night.

Well, I didn't get a really close look, and it was kinda dark, but it could have been them.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 31 January, 2010, 10:41:41 PM
I made a mushroom risotto that would have been fantastic but I forgot to put an Oxo cube in it, so it was a bit under-seasoned. Garlic, onion, herbs, lemon juice, whole glass of white wine. No salt, no stock.

On the up side, it was still edible and you could taste the flavour of absolutely everything in it individually. The mushrooms tasted of white wine like you wouldn't believe, and none of it masked by the taste of Oxo - so it's swings and roundabouts, really.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 02:54:15 PM
Mmmmmmm, risotto.

I have some lovely chicken stock in the freezer from my last roast.  Might have a spot of risotto tomorrow.  I'm taking it out of the freezer now.  Yum yum yum.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 February, 2010, 03:00:29 PM
I'm ordering Chinese for tea tonight, even yummier ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 03:12:14 PM
I'm fucking MAKING Chinese.  I beat you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 February, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
Only Chinese people make real Chinese food ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 February, 2010, 03:24:02 PM
Surely any food made in England is English food?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 February, 2010, 03:34:49 PM
Never a truer word spoken  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 01 February, 2010, 03:36:11 PM
I'm Chinese.  You racist!

I still beat you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 February, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
It in a fit of minor extravagance I bought a new 22" portable flat screen, HD, freeview DVD TV at the weekend. As wild-seven found with hers, the dodgy 4th disc of the complete A Bit of Fry and Laurie plays perfectly on it.

And on my new wages I'll have paid off two maxed-out overdrafts and two credit card bills by the end of the year.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 01 February, 2010, 10:44:12 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 01 February, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
It in a fit of minor extravagance I bought a new 22" portable flat screen, HD, freeview DVD TV at the weekend. As wild-seven found with hers, the dodgy 4th disc of the complete A Bit of Fry and Laurie plays perfectly on it.

And on my new wages I'll have paid off two maxed-out overdrafts and two credit card bills by the end of the year.

Hurrah! Now you can indulge in fresh, buttery Fry and Laurie goodness!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 February, 2010, 11:02:45 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 01 February, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
It in a fit of minor extravagance I bought a new 22" portable flat screen, HD, freeview DVD TV at the weekend. As wild-seven found with hers, the dodgy 4th disc of the complete A Bit of Fry and Laurie plays perfectly on it.

And on my new wages I'll have paid off two maxed-out overdrafts and two credit card bills by the end of the year.

Then in 2011 you can max them out all over again as you are consumed by your Blu-ray porn addiction.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 01 February, 2010, 11:05:21 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 February, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
Only Chinese people make real Chinese food ;)

Only chinese people make MSG loaded rubbish that they call Chinese food or at least some of them do.

I dont really eat or cook that much of it myself because i always feel hungry an hour after eating it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 02 February, 2010, 03:47:53 AM
Just watched Avatar and now off to bed as that's just the way it is.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 02 February, 2010, 08:28:38 AM
QuoteAnd on my new wages I'll have paid off two maxed-out overdrafts and two credit card bills by the end of the year.

Reminded me that i finally pay off my huge 3 year loan, that expanded to 9, at the end of March.

Back to exactly zero on all fronts for the first time since Uni.

Huzzah!

Now what tat can i splurge on at HiEx in preemptive celebration?...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Lady Festina on 02 February, 2010, 08:19:11 PM
I found 50p in the pocket of my jeans this evening.

Small but worth a smile.

(ahem)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 02 February, 2010, 09:19:47 PM
Oh I love it when that happens. I recently dug out a suit I hadn't worn in about five years (don't like suits and only wear them when I absolutely have to, for 'occassions') and I found 20 quid in the pocket! I did a little happy dance. I think I'm going to start deliberately stashing money in clothes I know I won't wear for a while just to re-experience that joy when I do pull them out again and find it!! ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 02 February, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
50ps are a good solid comforting find. Beyond them, lower denominations can take a bit more work to enthuse over. Look after the pennies, etc.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 February, 2010, 09:34:15 PM
I also found a small denomination coin today. 20p, in fact.  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Lady Festina on 02 February, 2010, 10:10:31 PM
There was something nice and reassuring about the 50p....

One gentleman of my acquaintance has what he calls his "magic jeans" which routinely turn out tenners and even twenties. Usually the morning after going to the pub. Which suggests he's not buying enough beer.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 February, 2010, 10:34:11 AM
QuoteOne gentleman of my acquaintance has what he calls his "magic jeans"

Pfft! Bet he only tells that to the laydeez - don't fall for it!

I had left over curry and potaty wedges for tea last night. The curry was home made Rogan Josh - it was delicious.

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 03 February, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
...Mad Men is on tonight - a programme with more subtext than a library on a U Boat. And saucy ladies. Don't forget the saucy ladies.

:)

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 February, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
I lost my wallet this morning. As I don't have a job at the moment, it contained all my money - £50 - which has to last me until next Friday. I was properly annoyed with myself.

Just after noon, some young fellow I've never met before rang my bell and returned the wallet, contents intact, to me. I tried to give him a fiver for his trouble but he refused it.

It's not a bad old world we live in really, is it?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 03 February, 2010, 05:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 03 February, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Just after noon, some young fellow I've never met before rang my bell and returned the wallet, contents intact, to me. I tried to give him a fiver for his trouble but he refused it.

I handed a wallet in at the local police station and they suggested that I could leave my name as the owner might want to give a reward. I didn't as there was no cash in the wallet and I didn't want to be accused of nicking any if there was some in there. Police told me it is pleasantly surprising how many valuable items are regularly handed in to them.

I was on holiday once in Holland and I lost my address book (pre-mobile phone era). I feared my one week holiday was to be wasted as I wouldn't have been able to contact friends I planned on visiting. I retraced my steps round shops trying to find it with no luck. When I got back to the flat of the mate I was staying with, the address book was in his postbox. So some helpful person found it, went through the addresses and found the most local address. Very kind of them.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 February, 2010, 07:00:39 PM
Quote from: Lady Festina on 02 February, 2010, 10:10:31 PM
One gentleman of my acquaintance has what he calls his "magic jeans" which routinely turn out tenners and even twenties. Usually the morning after going to the pub.

I have a pair of magic jeans with the exact opposite power.  I wake up sure that there should still be a twenty in there and there's only a handful of coins and crumpled receipts.

Now that I think of it, most of my jeans seem to have this power.

Your friend and I must never meet, for our trews would surely annihilate themselves in a magic/anti-magic explosion.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 February, 2010, 07:33:06 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 03 February, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
I lost my wallet this morning. As I don't have a job at the moment, it contained all my money - £50 - which has to last me until next Friday. I was properly annoyed with myself.

Just after noon, some young fellow I've never met before rang my bell and returned the wallet, contents intact, to me. I tried to give him a fiver for his trouble but he refused it.

It's not a bad old world we live in really, is it?

ahh, that's nice. I recently found a wallet in Manchester and posted it (cash intact) to the London address on the driving licence, but I've no idea if the chap ever got it back or if he'd moved by then. Or maybe he did, but has no manners.

Lost mine once on a bus to Longsight - not the poshest part of Manchester, to be kind - and phoned the bus company on the off-chance it had been handed in. The chap on the phone asked me to hold on while he shouted to the other drivers asking if anyone had found a wallet on the 192 - I could hear them all clearly pissing themselves in the background at the absurdity of the idea!

I hate faffing with change, especially when pissed, so often hand over a  note every time I get a drink. By the end of a long evening I can barely walk for the weight of change in my pockets. But don't you hate it when your freshly laundered jeans have that just-about identifiable brown paper wad in the pocket that used to be a tenner?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 February, 2010, 10:29:52 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 03 February, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
...Mad Men is on tonight - a programme with more subtext than a library on a U Boat. And saucy ladies. Don't forget the saucy ladies.

There's never any nipples though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 03 February, 2010, 11:28:17 PM
There were a couple of saucy chaps though. That was pretty cool. Variety and that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 04 February, 2010, 08:22:41 AM
Quote...Mad Men is on tonight - a programme with more subtext than a library on a U Boat. And saucy ladies. Don't forget the saucy ladies.

Last nights made me want to be an accordion for the first time in my life.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 11:58:18 AM
Spend enough time Parisien tourist traps (Sack Ray Couer, Not Ray Damn etc) and there'll be some saucy chick with an accordion to help you relive that feeling.  Probably.

OG-NEE-ON!  OG-NEE-ON!  *cycles off on his racist stereotype bicycle*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 04 February, 2010, 02:26:30 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 11:58:18 AM
Spend enough time Parisien tourist traps (Sack Ray Couer, Not Ray Damn etc) and there'll be some saucy chick with an accordion to help you relive that feeling.  Probably.

OG-NEE-ON!  OG-NEE-ON!  *cycles off on his racist stereotype bicycle*

This should be posted elsewhere but when i was about 11 i went on a school daytrip to France which was my first time visiting France and i was expecting to see onion sellers on bikes everywhere and i didnt see any and when i got home i complained that that there werent any onion sellers and i was disappointed !

Cultural stereotype or not its a true story.Not convinced that its a racial stereotype though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 February, 2010, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 04 February, 2010, 02:26:30 PM
Cultural stereotype or not its a true story.Not convinced that its a racial stereotype though.

We did have an onion seller on obligatory bike in my area. Not sure if he was actually French, though. 

I don't think I've actually seen a Max Normal pinestripe freak bowler hat type character in the UK. Maybe they exist outside of the UK in some timewarp.

Who was it that said they like going back to Ireland to get away from Irish theme pubs?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 04 February, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Sack Ray couer, Not ray Damn...

Just writing that down Mike. If I gave you a map could you put a big 'x' where you find these accordian ladies? I only ask as my family are great accordiann fans always on the look out for fresh totty tunes.

...I'm home from work! It was absolutely pissing it down out there today!

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 04 February, 2010, 04:08:22 PM
Yes, it's vile out. 

My dad was pleased to hear the accordion is alive and well in Paris following my first visit there as he played it himself (as did I, albeit awfully).  I was lucky enough to inherit his accordion following his death but, 10 years on, I've yet to play more than a few notes on it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 04 February, 2010, 10:31:15 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 03 February, 2010, 05:40:43 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 03 February, 2010, 05:24:49 PM
Just after noon, some young fellow I've never met before rang my bell and returned the wallet, contents intact, to me. I tried to give him a fiver for his trouble but he refused it.

I handed a wallet in at the local police station and they suggested that I could leave my name as the owner might want to give a reward. I didn't as there was no cash in the wallet and I didn't want to be accused of nicking any if there was some in there. Police told me it is pleasantly surprising how many valuable items are regularly handed in to them.

I was on holiday once in Holland and I lost my address book (pre-mobile phone era). I feared my one week holiday was to be wasted as I wouldn't have been able to contact friends I planned on visiting. I retraced my steps round shops trying to find it with no luck. When I got back to the flat of the mate I was staying with, the address book was in his postbox. So some helpful person found it, went through the addresses and found the most local address. Very kind of them.

I routinely carry what my wife refers to as my "nerd book"- it's a little black book full of lists of all the things I "need", comics- and- books- wise. I cross things off as I go along, and it really helps when I'm on my travels around secondhand bookshops, etc. The last page of the book has my phone number, in the vain hope that if I were to lose it, someone may try to return it to me.

Two years ago I lost it. A week later, I got a call- and my nerd book was returned to me later that day by a scary-looking teenager, who you'd've sworn would have been more likely to piss on it, stuff it up his arse, snort coke off it, then jam it in someone's throat while mugging them.

Sometimes, people are very nice indeed.

And further in the spirit of this thread: Today I got my picky bastard children to eat my patented Chocolate Chilli with Special Rice. With Apple Pie and Custard for afters.

Result.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 February, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 04 February, 2010, 10:31:15 PM
Two years ago I lost it. A week later, I got a call- and my nerd book was returned to me later that day by a scary-looking teenager

Many many years ago I bought a hand painted Judge Dredd tobacco tin at a festival. I lost that tin so many times, in the pub and at parties, and always thought it was gone for ever, but time after time it amazingly found it's way back to me (usually bereft of baccy and draw, but it was the tin that was most important to me).

Until one time it didn't.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 February, 2010, 10:59:08 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 04 February, 2010, 10:46:58 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 04 February, 2010, 10:31:15 PM
Two years ago I lost it. A week later, I got a call- and my nerd book was returned to me later that day by a scary-looking teenager

Many many years ago I bought a hand painted Judge Dredd tobacco tin at a festival. I lost that tin so many times, in the pub and at parties, and always thought it was gone for ever, but time after time it amazingly found it's way back to me (usually bereft of baccy and draw, but it was the tin that was most important to me).

Until one time it didn't.

I'll give it back if you pay £100.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 05 February, 2010, 07:55:59 PM
QuoteAnd further in the spirit of this thread: Today I got my picky bastard children to eat my patented Chocolate Chilli with Special Rice. With Apple Pie and Custard for afters.

Chocolate Chilli? I'm intrigued! Tell us more! Oh and I have a nerd book too (well it's more a very shabby looking piece of paper with lists of things I want on it but you get me right? RIGHT?)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 05 February, 2010, 08:07:30 PM
I have a little nerd book too.  I also have an "IMPORTANT THINGS" book.  If the contents of my coat pocket were to somehow disappear I'd be screwed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 February, 2010, 08:12:58 PM
Mine contains the names of all the people I need to kill...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 05 February, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 February, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 05 February, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

Dunkzilla!  At least she'll never go hungry.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 06 February, 2010, 11:58:21 AM
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2874/accordionfarsidecartoon.gif)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 February, 2010, 03:36:59 PM
I have cleared the blockage in my vacuum cleaner. Now I don't have purple hair all over the carpet anymore....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 February, 2010, 03:48:49 PM
And they say the spirit of Carry-On is dead...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 February, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Talking of Carry On, I saw a Kenneth Williams impersonator and a very unconvincing performance of Joan Sims at the theatre today in 'Stop Messing About.' It was sort of okay. Sometimes. And, for the benefit of Tips, it was full of knob gags!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 February, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.  I wonder if this gets the Tips Seal of Approval?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 February, 2010, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 06 February, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.

I'm so glad there's nothing funny about mine!  :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 February, 2010, 08:17:01 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 06 February, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
I'm fond of using my knob AS a gag.

You must have a flexible back or a very long knob :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 February, 2010, 08:29:42 PM
boys.... *sigh*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 06 February, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
I know it was a cheap gag, but I couldn't resist.  Apologies.

And CF - it's neither.  Sadly.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 06 February, 2010, 09:00:27 PM
Cheap??? That's very nearly free!


Here's another one:

[spoiler]What did one cocksucker say to the other?[/spoiler]

"Mmmffglubbfllbblublub"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 07 February, 2010, 11:35:16 AM
heh.

I am mildly pleased because I have got the hyperlinks working in my yahoo e-mail again. I don't know how I did that but it was getting really annoying having to open in new tab all the time. Now it opens in the same window hurrah.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 07 February, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 February, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 05 February, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
my daughter is four and already has learned how to pickpocket dad's wallet.

Dunkzilla!  At least she'll never go hungry.

she had three breakfasts today!!!!


and please dont use the phrase " a cheap gag" when discussing knobs fried egg butty being snorted down the nose is quite painful :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 09 February, 2010, 12:17:48 PM
I just watched two old women trying to pick up dog shit on the other side of the street as I'm sat typing on here at the bay window. Their tiny dogs were pulling on the leads and making it hilarious to watch them try to bag the filth.
I should have got the video camer out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 09 February, 2010, 12:39:16 PM
Nice to see an owner making the effort even if it's difficult rather than just walking on (which seems to be the way of things in parks round my way).  But yeah, that IS pretty funny.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 09 February, 2010, 09:23:48 PM
Youtube material, you would have had a million hits in a day.







V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: worldshown on 17 February, 2010, 07:25:42 PM
...I've just discovered that my father's ashes have not, as previously thought, been scattered at the crematorium, but have been on a shelf at the funeral directors for the last three years.

Which should spug, but it now means that his ashes can be scattered with my mother's in a few weeks time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 17 February, 2010, 07:30:10 PM
That's oddly mixed news. 

Best thing about burying my mum was the fact I'd bought a double plot so she could be buried next to my dad.  Not exactly a "best" thing, but something that takes the sting out of life's horrible parts to some degree.  Thinking of you, mate.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 19 February, 2010, 12:03:39 PM
...it appears today is "Play Your Music As Loud As You Can Day" in our block.

Except it's mostly classical music and a dash of Patsy Kline... In the grand scheme of things that could be a lot worse!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 February, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
I thought that i had a day off from the course i am doing today but it turned out that i didnt but then the course finished @ 1pm so that was alright.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Robin Low on 24 February, 2010, 05:42:27 PM
... thanks to a passing comment from Mel, I figured out what was going wrong with the Attwoods.

Regards

Robin
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 February, 2010, 10:21:12 AM
Wasn't sure whether this counts as spugs/fantastic/impediments or okay....

Got back from business trip to Shetland islands last night.

Good points: Spectacular scenery; two days out of the office plus a bit of extra time-in-lieu; gorgeous country house hotel with delicious meal.
Bad points: complete waste of time me being there; terrible weather - had to drive hire car the 60 miles back to airport in total blizzard, zero visibility, lost control, went into a spin and ended up in a ditch at one point (some kind soul with a 4x4 and a tow rope pulled me out) and then spent the rest of the day in airports. four hours at Sumburgh ( a big shed basically) before the (propeller) plane took off in heavy snowstorm, and then another four and a half hours in Aberdeen. Got home at 11pm rather than 5.30 as planned.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 27 February, 2010, 10:35:16 PM
Looks like I might get away with it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 27 February, 2010, 11:50:00 PM
Nice Roger.  Everytime one of my chums escapes justice I feel a joyous swelling of pride.  Come, join me in my sub-lunar base and wait for the heat to cool off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Monarch on 28 February, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
True story my sister was also in this picture with me and my dad but she blinked

(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa22/ystin/doctor%20who%20exhibition/blinked-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 28 February, 2010, 08:23:48 PM
She's quite tall, or you are both very short!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Monarch on 28 February, 2010, 08:24:42 PM
oh its on a plinth the two scottish guys are blocking it from view
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 March, 2010, 05:24:55 PM
Can't make up my mind if I like my new bike pedals or not. Did have DMR V8s but thought I'd try some different flatties and got some Atomlab GIs. Decisions, decisions. Ah well it'll be summer soon and the SPDs wil go back on. Fascinating eh?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 March, 2010, 05:44:13 PM
This must be what it feels like to be dyslexic.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 06:19:10 PM
You can change the pedals on a bicycle? Truly every niche and variant of personal taste is catered for - we live in a consumer's paradise.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 March, 2010, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 06:19:10 PM
- we live in a consumer's paradise.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what's going to kill us.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 07 March, 2010, 06:33:18 PM
Yeah, I don't think a 20 quid pair of bike pedals is going to be the straw that breaks the camels back, but I see what you mean. Personally, I'm planning on popping my clogs at the age of 96, suffocated by the golden thighs of a beautiful Hawaiian lady fire juggler. This plan changes on a regular basis however.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 March, 2010, 06:58:07 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 07 March, 2010, 06:26:00 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 07 March, 2010, 06:19:10 PM
- we live in a consumer's paradise.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is what's going to kill us.

Would you care for some cheese with your whine?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 07 March, 2010, 07:12:39 PM
(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2882/owned9wz.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 March, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
That is the perfect header!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 March, 2010, 07:18:28 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 07 March, 2010, 06:58:07 PM
Would you care for some cheese with your whine?

Not until I have a broken iPod, thanks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 08 March, 2010, 06:12:14 PM
I said I'd make tea for the family tonight but too much messing about meant that I didn't prepare anything. Still those pizza delivery websites always come in handy at times like this ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 24 March, 2010, 09:09:59 AM
Turns out to be Memorabilia at the NEC this weekend.

So if i get the Sunday off i can go.

Kinda makes up for not going to HiEx...





No.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 24 March, 2010, 10:12:55 PM
week and a day then two weeks and a day off work! :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 25 March, 2010, 07:32:38 PM
The RMT have decided to strike at a time which suits my Easter plans and will hopefully force my bosses to let me work at home all week after hahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 April, 2010, 07:19:41 PM
A year on, I feel that my decision to stop talcing my balls was the right one.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 06 April, 2010, 11:55:44 PM
Blood + Edam = Delicious.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 April, 2010, 11:58:22 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 05 April, 2010, 07:19:41 PM
A year on, I feel that my decision to stop talcing my balls was the right one.


or mammy stopped doing it for you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 April, 2010, 02:57:23 AM
Seeing as the Drokking fantastic thread has been impounded, I've decided to add a few things on here that are 'drokking fantastic'

First up is this excellent piece by Jock, I won this on ebay (sorry Pete) and it was described as being produced for some trading cards. I had never seen it, so I asked Jock if he could throw some light on it and the next day he replied. 'that piece is from my pre published days! I was working on sla industries role playing games  and dom and I were getting comic samples together too...

I always like this one, so I'm glad it's gone to a good home'.

This is another reason that 2000AD's creators are the best, he's busy with 'The Losers' and he still managed to get back to me. Anyway here it is (it'll be getting framed in the next month or so).

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/commandoforces/Dredd%20artwork/P4170368-1.jpg)

Also I managed to win a 1/6th scale Gothic Garage Death resin model from ebay. It's Death in the biker gear he wore in the Dredd/Batman crossover. I'll post a picture on here when it arrives from America ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: dweezil2 on 21 April, 2010, 11:11:53 AM
I bagged my self one of those limited Tharg figures from ThreeA which was groovy.
And a complete run of Warrior from Ebay!
Things are looking up!
Just waiting for the bad news.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 April, 2010, 10:12:47 PM
...trade union reps. Couldn't do without 'em!  :|
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 22 April, 2010, 11:19:23 PM
You've been in that job, what, 5 months? And now you're already complaining. Lord above...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 April, 2010, 01:26:20 AM
What can I say? I'm just too awesome for words.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 April, 2010, 11:28:57 PM
This amused me tonight:

Stopped into a favourite pub for after-work drink, and the place was full of the Jagermeister promotional crew - a manager and half a dozen pretty girls selling shots and giving out freebies. It was like the place had been taken over by some bizarre religious cult, everyone had orange bandannas/flower necklaces/t-shirts/flashing badges.

Five minutes after they packed up and moved on to the next pub, the Morgan Spiced Rum crew arrived. I just wished they'd clashed, then we could have witnessed a sectarian alcohol war.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 24 April, 2010, 11:09:45 PM
... the phrase "sectarian alcohol war".

...ordering new shoes. With pictures of cats on them. Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 25 April, 2010, 10:00:27 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 24 April, 2010, 11:09:45 PM
... the phrase "sectarian alcohol war".

...ordering new shoes. With pictures of cats on them. Sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mr Gloady told me of their wonder and sent me the link, I've seen them in the flesh in a shoe shop and I covet them greatly!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 26 April, 2010, 04:47:05 PM
They've been dispatched so I'm going to have trouble leaving the house tomorrow until the postie has been...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wild-seven on 26 April, 2010, 05:22:15 PM
There must be pictures - promise?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 26 April, 2010, 06:10:49 PM
Got a 2 CD Beastie Boys compilation in Oxfam for £3.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 April, 2010, 06:16:04 PM
my daughter was playing familes with her DALEKS last night ,the small joys of a child's imagination.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 29 April, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
though I just got my ass handed to me by a wing chun expert who just couldn't seem to dial it down a notch for the demo, the experience resulted in loads of fight reference and ideas that i'll be using in an upcoming small press strip.

Oh me feckin back...and wrist....and shoulder... :'(

Dunk Wimp!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 29 April, 2010, 04:05:53 PM
Quote from: Dunk! on 29 April, 2010, 04:03:09 PM
though I just got my ass handed to me by a wing chun expert who just couldn't seem to dial it down a notch for the demo, the experience resulted in loads of fight reference and ideas that i'll be using in an upcoming small press strip.

Oh me feckin back...and wrist....and shoulder... :'(

Dunk Wimp!

Ha! I know that feeling- I did Wing Chun for a number of years and a lot of my fight scenes come from what I learned.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 04 May, 2010, 02:30:04 AM
...I just misread the headline "Pink and Perry perform at gay gala" as "Pinky and Perky perform at gay gala".
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 May, 2010, 03:46:38 PM
I'm sat waiting for Sam's, school minibus to drop him off and listening to a bit of Imagination.

"It's just an illusion, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, aaha!"

I may have to get up an do a sexy dance  ;)

Get your pleasures while you can!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 10 May, 2010, 12:14:26 AM
I watched "The Incredible Hulk" today. Most people slated it, but I actually quite enjoyed it. Great action sequences and a really impressive helicopter shot of a favella.

Nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 May, 2010, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 10 May, 2010, 12:14:26 AM
I watched "The Incredible Hulk" today. Most people slated it, but I actually quite enjoyed it. Great action sequences and a really impressive helicopter shot of a favella.

Yeah, that opening sequence is almost too good a piece of cinematography for a dumb superhero movie... but happily the dumb superhero movie is very good too.  To anyone who didn't like it, I ask: did you see Hulk smash stuff?  A lot of stuff, much of it military hardware, and some in inventive ways?  Uh-huh.  Therefore it was a good Hulk movie.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 10 May, 2010, 11:53:55 AM
I really liked that film too. There is a bit of an obvious line in it where Norton's vision lost out to the producers' vision of what the movie could be, but it's well worth a watch nonetheless.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 10 May, 2010, 11:59:45 AM
Indeed. The final fight is as good as any superhero battle I've seen. And Roth post super-soldier serum gives a nice taste of just how cool Capt America could be...

That said, having to watch it half a dozen times in a couple of days with my youngest son has soured it for me somewhat...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2010, 12:00:54 PM
It sucks and you all suck.


We shall discuss no more.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 10 May, 2010, 12:12:09 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2010, 12:00:54 PM
It sucks and you all suck.


We shall discuss no more.

You were hoping for the Edward Norton version, weren't you?  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 12 May, 2010, 10:05:58 PM
Ive quit smoking yet again and at least this time I dont want to claw my own eyes out.

so far.


which is kinda alright.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
I just had a lemon Jammie Dodger and it was average.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 20 May, 2010, 03:01:05 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
I just had a lemon Jammie Dodger and it was average.

That's just plain wrong that is, Bloody Tories ruin everything. I blame Nick.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 May, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
I just had a lemon Jammie Dodger and it was average.
Whatever happened to those sticky lemony sandwich-type biscuits? You've just reminded me about those, and I haven't seen them for years.

I WANT ONE NOW!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 20 May, 2010, 03:24:44 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 02:55:59 PM
I just had a lemon Jammie Dodger and it was average.
Whatever happened to those sticky lemony sandwich-type biscuits? You've just reminded me about those, and I haven't seen them for years.

I WANT ONE NOW!

Ha! That's just what I was thinking- they were far surperior to this effort!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 20 May, 2010, 07:53:51 PM
Yeh I remember those. Wasn't it Lemon Curd inside them.





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 May, 2010, 09:14:09 PM
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/biscuit.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 May, 2010, 11:02:43 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 20 May, 2010, 09:14:09 PM
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/biscuit.jpg)

Yum!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 May, 2010, 11:05:11 PM
I don't like jammie dodgers, they're too dry. I much prefer jam sandwich creams!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 20 May, 2010, 11:06:41 PM
I'm with you there, HoU!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 21 May, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my housing block to find a half naked gardener mowing the lawn. A tattooed longhaired lithe sort of fellow. We have a good management company.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 May, 2010, 10:39:16 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 21 May, 2010, 03:17:33 PM
Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my housing block to find a half naked gardener mowing the lawn. A tattooed longhaired lithe sort of fellow. We have a good management company.

That is so sexist.







V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 May, 2010, 11:16:41 AM
I feel a Spinal Tap moment coming on, but I always do when I hear the word "sexist"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 May, 2010, 12:19:33 PM
My parents paid off the mortgage.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 24 May, 2010, 06:33:20 PM
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist. Making assumptions about them based on their gender and beauty would be. I'm less certain about pictures of scantily clad people being used to sell things though. On the whole I think I'm against.

Anyway, life is sort of okay today because I have a new camera on its way after my old one was nicked/lost. My friend has got engaged to a lovely chap and I had a fun weekend to look back on in which I was actually sociable.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 May, 2010, 06:40:46 PM
I'm with SG on this.  And I'll be ctrl+C, ctrl+V ing that justification as much as possible. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 May, 2010, 06:48:33 PM
Quote from: Mike Gloady on 24 May, 2010, 06:40:46 PM
I'm with SG on this.  And I'll be ctrl+C, ctrl+V ing that justification as much as possible. 

I agree with you, Mike. He can come and trim the hedge across the road from me if he likes.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 May, 2010, 07:10:43 PM
MMMMMMMM, half naked man..... *inner voice: er, hang on.... ah, what the hell.*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 24 May, 2010, 07:13:39 PM
fags
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 May, 2010, 07:17:36 PM
No, I've given them up.  I was on over 20 a day at one point though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 May, 2010, 07:35:04 PM
Christ, I bet that smarted a bit.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 24 May, 2010, 07:36:59 PM
Yeah, I guess.  I tell you my lungs were FUCKED for ages after giving up.  Every now and then I fancy one, just the one - not even chugging three or four in a go - but I know what I'm like.  I'll keep going until I run out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jared Katooie on 24 May, 2010, 08:17:39 PM
Zzzoooom!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 May, 2010, 10:29:52 PM

Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my house to find a half naked neighbour mowing her lawn. A slender tall woman with curves in all the right places. We have a good neighbourhood.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 24 May, 2010, 11:18:04 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 24 May, 2010, 10:29:52 PM

Life is sometimes okay because I step outside my house to find a half naked neighbour mowing her lawn.

Top half or bottom half?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 May, 2010, 11:50:23 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 24 May, 2010, 06:33:20 PM
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist.

I believe that as well.

I couldnt tell if Vzzbux was being serious or not so i didnt comment on it.Anyway i please myself in what i do or dont look at.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 24 May, 2010, 11:59:59 PM
On a related note, the warm weather has prompted the milfy goddess that is my nephews teacher to descend on the pick up point in clothes that can only be described as indecent. Lovely.

She still annoys the hell out of me with her teaching methods but I can honestly say, flying fucking commas were the last thing on my mind today.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mike Gloady on 25 May, 2010, 10:11:07 AM
FLYING COMMAS?

It's not as if they're use is even slightly comma-like which might have been an excuse.  What's wrong with kids just learning the word for something EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD USES?

Don't worry Faps, I'll beat her up for you.  I don't care if she's nice looking.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 25 May, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 24 May, 2010, 11:50:23 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 24 May, 2010, 06:33:20 PM
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist.

I believe that as well.

I couldnt tell if Vzzbux was being serious or not so i didnt comment on it.Anyway i please myself in what i do or dont look at.

Don't worry Pete I am just being an arse hole.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 May, 2010, 08:25:53 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 25 May, 2010, 08:23:09 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 24 May, 2010, 11:50:23 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 24 May, 2010, 06:33:20 PM
I believe appreciating the sight of a beautiful person is not sexist.

I believe that as well.

I couldnt tell if Vzzbux was being serious or not so i didnt comment on it.Anyway i please myself in what i do or dont look at.

Don't worry Pete I am just being an arse hole.






V

Its alright.I do that often enough myself !.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 30 May, 2010, 12:18:26 AM
...the really, really vile, disgusting smell coming from a neighbour's garden turned out to be a hideous shrub with blue blossoms rather than anything more unsavoury. I can only imagine the damn thing must be pollinated by flies.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 30 May, 2010, 10:18:26 AM
Managed to sleep in until 08:40 this morning without the kids waking me up.

Checked my lotto ticket when I got up and I've won a tenner.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 31 May, 2010, 04:25:33 PM
Confirmation email from the book depository in my inbox today informing me that the Judge Dredd Restricted Files Vol 2 will be arriving shortly  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 June, 2010, 11:06:21 PM
Charlie Sheen goin' to jail.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 02 June, 2010, 01:46:46 AM
I found a replacement water bottle. It was originally (and still is?) a Pepsi bottle.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Radbacker on 02 June, 2010, 04:31:43 AM
My new computer is in the country and with the local courier (pitty they cant tell me who it is so i can hassle the shit out of them).  Supply date is still listed as 8 June but if I'm lucky it might get here before the week end.

CU Radbacker
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: nev on 03 June, 2010, 09:16:18 PM
Found out we'd be dissecting hearts in Biology.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 03 June, 2010, 09:17:16 PM
Whose? :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: nev on 03 June, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
Roger's mother's.
Sorry to all those who were wanting to continue using her for 'business exchanges'.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Radbacker on 04 June, 2010, 09:48:46 AM
My new Compy arived today, 4 days early and the boss let me go home at lunch and its a long weekend :) :) :)
I like Dell, its one of them Studio XPS 8100 but with a bit added, upgraded the prossesor to an I7 2.8, put in the bigger Graphics card and wacked 8 gig of Ram into it.
Best of all its a Tax time bonus from my boss, i didn't have to pay a cent.

F%$k it, life isn't sort of okay life rocks at the moment.

CU Radbacker
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 04 June, 2010, 01:04:14 PM
I've got a new phone that lets me do internet type things. So I can look at this site while I'm on my long commute (and I don't have to worry about looking at threads like 2000ad The Porno at work).

I haven't figured out how to get the little spugger to show pictures on some sites yet (myfamily, here, facebook) but I'm working on it.

This also means I can work on scripts and email them to people from the train. So bad news for some of you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 June, 2010, 10:22:46 PM
I huigged the tallest tree in the UK today :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 04 June, 2010, 11:11:25 PM
I was supposed to be going to a piss-up after work today because somebody was leaving. But I hate those things. Absolutely despise them. I was dreading it all day and then, when I clocked out and got into my car...I just said fuck it and went home instead! And it felt marvellous. Of course next week they'll all be saying "what happened to you on Friday, Mr. Anti Social" but I don't care. I have three whole days to come up with a legitimate reason! :lol:

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 June, 2010, 11:32:09 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 04 June, 2010, 11:11:25 PM
I have three whole days to come up with a legitimate reason! :lol:

How about "I tolerate you as acceptable workmates, but I don't actually like you or want to waste valuable social time on you"

Today I had to awkwardly avoid the whip round for a workmate I don't like who has just had an (unplanned) baby. Bollox to that, I can barely keep up with the constant birthday rota!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 04 June, 2010, 11:40:34 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 04 June, 2010, 11:32:09 PM


How about "I tolerate you as acceptable workmates, but I don't actually like you or want to waste valuable social time on you"




That's the one!  :lol:

Oh the bloody whip-around, doesnt it seem like there's one every week??? That and the weekly lotto collection.
FUCK.
OFF!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 04 June, 2010, 11:42:38 PM
You could pull down your trousers and say "I've got a legitimate reason RIGHT HERE".
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 04 June, 2010, 11:46:34 PM
What, the tattoo on my leg that says : "Work Colleagues - I don't like you!!!"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 04 June, 2010, 11:57:09 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 04 June, 2010, 11:32:09 PM
Today I had to awkwardly avoid the whip round for a workmate I don't like...

Bloody work whip-arounds. At a previous workplace a group had gone out to the pub one evening and a work volunteer had her mobile phone knicked so some bright spark the next day organised a collection for her to get a new one. Very tricky in an open plan office to say "well shouldn't she look after her belongings then – WTF has that got to do with me?" I would see some of that crowd in the boozer just dump their bags on the floor and then be surprised when their stuff would go missing.

At another workplace a student was doing an unpaid placement and the bosses suggested we all chip in everyday to buy lunch for the intern!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 05 June, 2010, 01:46:12 AM
I had 2 very simple rules, back when I had a job.
1) I don't do work outings. Work time is work time and my time is my time.
2) If I like someone I'll chip in for a birthday or leaving gift. If I don't like them I won't. I will not tolerate comments if the answer is no.

I worked there for over a decade and most of the longtimers knew the score but there was always one or two newbies that needed 'educating'.

In my defence though, I would never try to claim credit. If I didn't chip in then I wouldn't sign the card and would make it known to the person if they thanked me that I hadn't participated. Since this effectively told them I didn't like them, a couple of colleagues last days ended on a sour note. Ah well.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 June, 2010, 10:56:07 PM
That was my philosophy in the army, I kept my civvy life totally separate. I had far too many skeletons that if entwined would have been devastating. Even now certain events could be catastrophic.
I even got a death threat letter off a woman once.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 07 June, 2010, 01:53:13 PM
I just texted FiveLive and Clare Balding read it out but didn't know what "opiate" meant, so my point was kind of lost.

M@
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: nev on 07 June, 2010, 02:00:57 PM
I'm off school til Wednesday. Yipee.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 07 June, 2010, 03:16:06 PM
Dear Clare, I am a regular listener to your programme. It helps me to cope with the withdrawal now that I'm trying to put my opiate addiction behind me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 07 June, 2010, 04:17:23 PM
Quote from: House of Usher
Dear Clare, I am a regular listener to your programme. It helps me to cope with the withdrawal now that I'm trying to put my opiate addiction behind me.

Heh - it was something like that(!) The subject was about incentivising people to recycle...

Link (MP3) (http://www.aptronym.co.uk/opiate.mp3)

M@
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 June, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
My brother bought BBQ sauce. He used up all my shower gel, so it's time to return the favour with woodsmoked interest.

Also, we're all here for you Banners. We're your family.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 07 June, 2010, 05:40:42 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton

Also, we're all here for you Banners. We're your family.

I love you.

x
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 June, 2010, 01:25:42 AM
I have two copies of Raffles. Who here can say the same?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 June, 2010, 06:57:20 PM
The good woman went back to work yesterday after maternity leave.  The kids get dumped in creche for 50 hours a week, her boss is a dickhead, and I have to pick up a proper share of the domestic workload after enjoying access to full-time housewifery (it was bloody marvelous, how did blokes get away with that lark for years?), but after 10 months of economic freefall one of us is finally earning a regular wage.  Thank you sweet merciful Jovus.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 10 June, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
The housework is a doddle, Women make too much of bringing up kids. I was a house husband for three years (Best of my life). We men should get in on the act more often. While I am on my soap box, some women can be so sexist at these baby parent meets. They see the man as encroaching on their territory.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 June, 2010, 08:56:37 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 10 June, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
While I am on my soap box, some women can be so sexist at these baby parent meets. They see the man as encroaching on their territory.

This is true at least (the former I dispute - I loathe all household tasks that don't involve cheese or kids - that my wife takes an unhealthy share of this labour I'm truly grateful for).  I've taken my son to kids' birthday parties where as the onIy father present felt like some kind of flasher found lurking in the bushes (and for once it wasn't even true).   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 17 June, 2010, 06:07:49 PM
I've won a copy of The Bronx Warriors Trilogy via a Megazine competition.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 June, 2010, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 June, 2010, 08:56:37 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 10 June, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
While I am on my soap box, some women can be so sexist at these baby parent meets. They see the man as encroaching on their territory.

This is true at least (the former I dispute - I loathe all household tasks that don't involve cheese or kids - that my wife takes an unhealthy share of this labour I'm truly grateful for).  I've taken my son to kids' birthday parties where as the onIy father present felt like some kind of flasher found lurking in the bushes (and for once it wasn't even true).   

All the more reason then to question them on why they have the time to attend Baby/Parent meetings when they have household/kitchen duties to attend to at home.


;)

None of them would like to be married to myself because i enjoy doing stuff like Hoovering and cooking etc partly because when i lived at home everyone chipped in with household chores.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 17 June, 2010, 07:22:14 PM
Can I join this house-husband campaign. Did it for 2 years when we lived in Japan and it was fantastic. No problem whatsoever with the kids, the housework, the cooking... I would gladly down tools tomorrow and take it up full time...

We need a revolution!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 17 June, 2010, 09:16:37 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 10 June, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
...some women can be so sexist at these baby parent meets. They see the man as encroaching on their territory.

You didn't share your thoughts on Karen Gillan with them, did you? :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 17 June, 2010, 09:18:44 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 17 June, 2010, 09:16:37 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 10 June, 2010, 08:36:18 PM
...some women can be so sexist at these baby parent meets. They see the man as encroaching on their territory.

You didn't share your thoughts on Karen Gillan with them, did you? :)
:lol: :lol:





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: nev on 17 July, 2010, 03:00:37 PM
I bought a messenger bag, a wallet, socks and underwear (everything I've needed for quite some time) for cheaper than anticipated.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 July, 2010, 07:11:36 PM
Draco Malfoy has a rekkid deal.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 18 July, 2010, 09:18:12 PM
So soon after my own 40th birthday, I wake up to find my eldest son seven tomorrow. As I miraculously am not due back to work for three days, we decided to spread his birthday out over a 48 hour period- today we went to some godawful kids play center, where I was up to my neck in balls... then we took him home and gave him his present from my parents.

But- Oh The Horror!- they'd got him two PS3 games! And he only has a PS2! Cue much wailing and gnashing of teeth... right up until I walk in with the other present he's allowed to open today- a PS3!

So, while I am an arm and a leg poorer, I had the splendid exprience of two very happy little boys all day. That qualifies as "sort of okay" I think.

And tomorrow he gets more games and a complete, bound, run of JD:LotF and a Death figure.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 18 July, 2010, 10:29:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 17 June, 2010, 06:47:25 PM


None of them would like to be married to myself because i enjoy doing stuff like Hoovering and cooking etc partly because when i lived at home everyone chipped in with household chores.

It was like that for me too.

As a result I tend to do all the hoovering, dusting, dishes and most of the stuff like cleaning bathrooms and doing the gardens.  Cooking is the one thing I don't do much.

We work equal hours (both part time) and spend pretty similar time doing stuff with our son.   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 18 July, 2010, 10:36:54 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 18 July, 2010, 09:18:12 PM
So soon after my own 40th birthday, I wake up to find my eldest son seven tomorrow. As I miraculously am not due back to work for three days, we decided to spread his birthday out over a 48 hour period- today we went to some godawful kids play center, where I was up to my neck in balls... then we took him home and gave him his present from my parents.

But- Oh The Horror!- they'd got him two PS3 games! And he only has a PS2! Cue much wailing and gnashing of teeth... right up until I walk in with the other present he's allowed to open today- a PS3!

So, while I am an arm and a leg poorer, I had the splendid exprience of two very happy little boys all day. That qualifies as "sort of okay" I think.

And tomorrow he gets more games and a complete, bound, run of JD:LotF and a Death figure.

SBT

Very OK!!  Lucky boys.

Mine got his own 360 for the first time at Xmas and he was delighted.  I bet they were very happy chappies.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 July, 2010, 01:09:46 AM
Quote from: Something Fishy on 18 July, 2010, 10:29:29 PM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 17 June, 2010, 06:47:25 PM


None of them would like to be married to myself because i enjoy doing stuff like Hoovering and cooking etc partly because when i lived at home everyone chipped in with household chores.

It was like that for me too.

As a result I tend to do all the hoovering, dusting, dishes and most of the stuff like cleaning bathrooms and doing the gardens.  Cooking is the one thing I don't do much.

We work equal hours (both part time) and spend pretty similar time doing stuff with our son.  

I am grateful for it now but not always at the time.Everyone had to pull their weight unless of course it was my younger sister who never seemed to have to do anything at all  >:(

My Mum didnt go to work but she didnt see why she should have to do everything around the house which is fair enough really so i ended up being totally domesticated and i learnt to cook.Chopping or sawing up firewood was the chore i always enjoyed the most and cleaning the cars and window cleaning was another.If and when i start a family i will have a similar regime because i reckon it was beneficial.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 July, 2010, 01:10:55 AM
In classroom all night being taught CPC Bollocks. Still getting paid for it and there is no test at the end, what a waste of everyone's time and effort.
By the way, it's all to do with driving, which amazingly I do know how to do.
Bloody Europe and their ideas  ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 19 July, 2010, 01:24:26 AM
I'm glad you said it's to do with driving, because I've no idea what CPC is!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 19 July, 2010, 01:42:33 AM
It's an old 8-bit computer manufactured by Amstrad.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 July, 2010, 06:00:12 AM
It's a Certificate of Professional Competence, it takes a week to cover all the modules (how to drive, laws & legislations, etc...) and it's a complete waste of time.
You have to know at least 90% of it to get your LGV licence, still I am home early and I'm still on the clock getting paid.
We have to do this every 5 years so most companies are breaking it down to 1 day every year. I can't wait to see what they have lined up for us next year.
Still the four of us in the class had a good laugh, especially when we all seemed to start to nod off about 04:00 ish  :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 19 July, 2010, 05:47:34 PM
I have just been on holiday at my mum's house. I got to cuddle my baby niece and several dogs too.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 July, 2010, 07:23:13 PM
...a couple of glasses of raki with orange juice, over ice.

And to follow, spiced up veggie sausage omelette with mushroom rice.  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 July, 2010, 10:22:05 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 July, 2010, 06:00:12 AM
It's a Certificate of Professional Competence, it takes a week to cover all the modules (how to drive, laws & legislations, etc...) and it's a complete waste of time.
You have to know at least 90% of it to get your LGV licence, still I am home early and I'm still on the clock getting paid.
We have to do this every 5 years so most companies are breaking it down to 1 day every year. I can't wait to see what they have lined up for us next year.
Still the four of us in the class had a good laugh, especially when we all seemed to start to nod off about 04:00 ish  :lol:

One stage closer [EU Directive 3535767687686898787//] to you being fully assimilated into the EU collectivist Borg.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 23 July, 2010, 12:21:33 PM
... saw Front Line Assembly on Tuesday who were brilliant. Another immensely influential band from way back when ticked off my List.

Just booked tickets to see Young Gods in December. They're also on my list.

More up to date: also booked tickets to see Rotersand who are one of my favourite current 'futurepop' bands.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 23 July, 2010, 02:01:25 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 23 July, 2010, 12:21:33 PM
Just booked tickets to see Young Gods in December.

Young Gods are tha shizzle.

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 July, 2010, 02:07:55 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 23 July, 2010, 12:21:33 PM
More up to date: also booked tickets to see Rotersand who are one of my favourite current 'futurepop' bands.

We're future sailors
Electronic castaway
Digital stowaway
Cyborg sea-dog,
Tell me what you dream of
Future sailors
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 25 July, 2010, 11:40:03 AM
I suspect there is nothing that Julian and especially that Noel don't know about goth culture. :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 July, 2010, 08:24:13 PM
Since getting a new PC with Windows 7, I've been convinced my old printer/scanner was no longer operable. The image program I used to import images with could not find the scanner or import. According to Dell this model is not compatible with windows 7 and there are no plans to create new drivers.

However I've just discovered that if I approach it from a different direction (ie open the device itself and select SCAN) it actually does work! If I wasn't a lazy git who never gets around to anything, I'd have forked out for a new scanner by now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 26 July, 2010, 09:33:52 PM
I fixed my MP3 player :).

I hadn't used it for a couple of weeks and the battery had drained and wouldn't charge up. I was looking on-line to see if I could get a new battery or something and I found out that I needed to do a firmware update instead as there was a bug that caused charging problems, which I did and it worked.

This is only sort of OK because it's quite an old player and I was looking forward to replacing it with something shinier.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 August, 2010, 05:12:01 PM
Over the weekend we had the Maidstone River Festival. It's an annual event full of nautical things to do with the river, plus many other non nautical things.

On Saturday night after a visit to the the aforementioned festival and a delightful family meal out we were relaxing at home. I heard the fireworks start (I think it was 22:00 or it might have been 22:15, I can't quite remember), I called Sam out of his room and the Forces family all stood in the bath looking at the firework display through the open window. It went on for a good 15 minutes and was better than most that I have seen in the country (not from the bathroom window I might add).

I'm sure you'll agree that my family know how to have fun  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 03 August, 2010, 06:09:32 PM
I remembered my hotmail password.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 August, 2010, 09:15:44 PM
The immediately future isn't as bleak as I thought it might be. Financial ruin isn't an inevitability for me and my partner after all. That's something to be glad about.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 August, 2010, 01:08:03 PM
It is saturday tomorrow.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 06 August, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
We were out in the wilds last ASunday for a total of about two hours and in that time I picked up twelve ticks.
Last night was the first night this week I had something approaching a comfortable nights sleep without itching to death.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 August, 2010, 02:07:54 PM
...because, on my jaunt into town today I picked up the recent Rebellion Complete D.R & Quinch for £3, Tomes of the Dead: Anno Mortis in mint condition for £1.99 and Alan Dean Foster's novelisation of The Thing for £1.

And, it's PIRATE DAY today, here in Hastings. Arrrrr! So there are hundreds of girls wandering about in corsets, tiny skirts and stripey/ skully stockings.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 August, 2010, 03:10:31 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 06 August, 2010, 02:07:54 PM
And, it's PIRATE DAY today, here in Hastings. Arrrrr! So there are hundreds of girls wandering about in corsets, tiny skirts and stripey/ skully stockings.

SBT

And you tell me this mid afternoon, when I can't get down there! Saying that, I was down there this morning at 04:00 and I saw no pirates. I thought that would be the time they would be smuggling  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 August, 2010, 03:33:44 PM
Theyve just broken the guiness world record for 'most pirates in one place'. Previous record was 1800, we had over 6000! the town, and especially the old town, is heaving with them!
Watch south east news tonight!
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 August, 2010, 03:35:54 PM
And, of couse, tonight is BURLESK!: PIRATE VOYAGES! from 8 at Venuu, starring, er, my wife. Arrrr.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 06 August, 2010, 10:40:32 PM
I would have thought one of the coastal townships in Somalia would contain the most Pirates in one area.





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 August, 2010, 09:25:37 AM
...because last night i had eight foot snakes slinking all over me, and one licked my nose.
Now, im not a reptile freak, wouldnt have them as pets (i leave that to mrs sbt, who has had dragons, snakes and enormous arachnids in her time and famously used to carry tarantulas in her hair) but these were utterly gorgeous, and i didnt want to put them down.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 August, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 06 August, 2010, 02:07:54 PM
...because, on my jaunt into town today I picked up the recent Rebellion Complete D.R & Quinch for £3, Tomes of the Dead: Anno Mortis in mint condition for £1.99 and Alan Dean Foster's novelisation of The Thing for £1.

And, it's PIRATE DAY today, here in Hastings. Arrrrr! So there are hundreds of girls wandering about in corsets, tiny skirts and stripey/ skully stockings.

SBT

I just found a copy of League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen for 1 GBP ! in my local charity shop.I also found some good records.Legalise It - Peter Tosh and the first Specials album and an album by Funkapolitan.

I really need to get my shit together and move back to Hastings as i am just about done with Brighton.My old house is for sale as well.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 07 August, 2010, 03:18:09 PM
... I still have masses of Chinese food to finish off.

....6music on form today music wise if not irritating comedian-wise
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 August, 2010, 08:06:02 AM
Waterstones have resumed their 3 for 2 offer on all SF & fantasy, which includes all paperback GNs.

Which means I'll probably end up spending loads more than I can afford.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 12 August, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
On the bus home from Edinburgh I had to sit next a horrendously fat woman. All the way through I could feel her warm, sweaty, jellylike leg squashed up against me no matter how much I tried to squirm to one side. The constant awareness of it made me feel slightly sick.

Then I found a fiver in the pocket of a pair of trousers I was putting in the wash, so it's swings and roundabouts.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 12 August, 2010, 11:05:52 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 12 August, 2010, 08:59:40 PM
On the bus home from Edinburgh I had to sit next a horrendously fat woman. All the way through I could feel her warm, sweaty, jellylike leg squashed up against me no matter how much I tried to squirm to one side. The constant awareness of it made me feel slightly sick.

Then I found a fiver in the pocket of a pair of trousers I was putting in the wash, so it's swings and roundabouts.

I would rather give up my seat than tolerate that and if she takes up more space than 1 seat she should be charged for 2 lots of busfare.

Spend the fiver on alcohol to wipe the unfortunate incident from your memory but a fivers worth probably wouldnt be enough.

You could compartmentalise it in the memory hole.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 August, 2010, 11:03:06 AM
Reverse psychology often works. Simply lean over to her and say "I love the way your warm flesh presses against me", then close your eyes and moan softly every now and then. Guaranteed, she'll get up and move.

I find this works with annoyingly load mobile phone conversations. Feign obvious interest in what they're saying, gasping, tutting or chuckling as appropriate. Bonus points if they actually turn to you say "this is a private conversation", which allows you to retort: "then go and have it in private, dickwad, 'cos what you're having here is a PUBLIC conversation!"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 13 August, 2010, 11:30:28 AM
This is the 'life is sometimes sort of okay because...' thread, not the 'being mean to fat women on the bus in a bid to get yourself arrested' thread.

I like that tip for dealing with annoyingly loud dickheads talking into their mobile phones. A pity it depends upon them providing the feedline about it being a private conversation. It's tempting to try it to see how many goes it takes to get the required response in order to be able to deliver the punchline!

I was on a train once where there was a really cool guy in a business suit arguing on the phone in a measured, dispassionate tone with his significant other, who clearly had a lot more investment in the relationship than he did. She wanted to argue about who was to blame for what, but he wasn't really interested. His signal started breaking up as we got to the foot of a hill. Just before the train went into the tunnel and the signal failed altogether, he said "I'm losing you." How ironic!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 August, 2010, 12:42:34 PM
I have just learned that the practice of playing annoying music in public from tinny mobile phone speakers is known as SODCASTING. Good name, horible habit.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 August, 2010, 07:35:53 PM
Just saw this fantastic rainbow from where I am sat (dining room) and had to take a photo. It was so close I couldn't get the whole thing in one pic, makes a change. Anyway here it is.

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/commandoforces/Odds%20and%20Sods/P8130392-1.jpg)  (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/commandoforces/Odds%20and%20Sods/P8130393-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 13 August, 2010, 10:20:05 PM
I finally managed to get my phone to display in English again (via French).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 15 August, 2010, 09:23:50 PM
went berrying today. Am making cordial.

Inadvertently made the elderberry cordial poisonous (don't boil the green berries) but the blackberries are steeping very well!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 August, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
I found a shop in the town that stocks Sarsaparilla. Bought a few bottles and am drinking one now, delicious  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Albion on 17 August, 2010, 09:35:02 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 August, 2010, 09:19:46 PM
I found a shop in the town that stocks Sarsaparilla. Bought a few bottles and am drinking one now, delicious  :D

I was at Blists Hill Victorian Town at Ironbridge last week and while enjoying a pint of Banks's Mild in the pub there someone came in and asked for Sarsparilla but they didn't have any. Lovely stuff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 August, 2010, 02:01:46 PM
Went to London on Monday and didn't get charged for parking  :D
We always park under St Katherine's Dock, it's a private car  park but with a few spaces for the common people. It's right next to Tower Bridge.
You use your credit/debit card to get in and out but when we left it wasn't working, hence no charge.

Also today I saw Vic Reeves in town. I was tempted to ask him "what's on the end of his stick" but didn't want to be one of the mad people!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 August, 2010, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 August, 2010, 02:01:46 PM
... but didn't want to be one of the mad people!

Grud forbid!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 August, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
probably just as well, a mate of mine approached him once and said he was incredibly rude and grumpy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 August, 2010, 03:05:56 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 19 August, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
probably just as well, a mate of mine approached him once and said he was incredibly rude and grumpy.

To be fair, he was having a shit at the time...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Christov on 19 August, 2010, 05:49:19 PM
I didn't fail my A levels and my Uni place is confirmed. Yay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: nev on 19 August, 2010, 06:09:39 PM
Congratulations Christov.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 August, 2010, 06:12:02 PM
Nice one Christov.  Now all I need to do is capture you and swap my brain into your youthful student form and all will be as it should.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 August, 2010, 06:14:30 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 19 August, 2010, 02:52:01 PM
probably just as well, a mate of mine approached him once and said he was incredibly rude and grumpy.

I wouldnt have even bothered approaching Vic Reeves mainly because i never found him that funny.

File under disinterested.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: uncle fester on 19 August, 2010, 06:29:09 PM
Well done Christov!  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 19 August, 2010, 06:34:15 PM
Good for you Christov. My car passed it's MOT.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 August, 2010, 07:41:33 PM
Well done Christov. Of course in my day they were proper exams.....  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 19 August, 2010, 07:46:50 PM
Well done Christov, and i hope you werent one of those poor bastards being patronised on the news this morning.
Though i should warn you that out there in the big wide world, 'ive passed my A Levels' has a whole other meaning too, so best not to shout it too loud if you find yourself in 'certain bars' this weekend.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 August, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
Well done !!

Extended childhood !

More lifts off Mum and Dad !

Annoying adults/non-students in pubs !

Lots of standing around and obstructing corridoors and stairs at "Uni"

Lots of money off this and cash off that and concessions for everything !
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 19 August, 2010, 08:42:39 PM
 Congrats Christov. Nver finished my A levels. Good on you. But...

:-[  I thought you were in your 40's.

I don't read every thread and have missed any reference to you being young/stll at school. From what I have read from you I assumed you were older. Soz.

If it's any consolation you can take that to mean you seem very mature.

I do this a lot. I had Roger pegged as middle aged until he put me right and Usher was always in his 50's in my head before a picture showed up on the forum. That one I blame on his avatar though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 August, 2010, 10:10:17 PM
My brother (non-shithead one) is going to University (fuck that wretched abbreviation) as he didn't fail. He didn't match my lofty achievement of four B's even with six extra years of LAYBOR DUMBIMNG DOWN on his side. He is the last one to fail to best me.

THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS MUM AND DAD.

Also this week it was my sister's birthday and I beat everyone else at presents.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 19 August, 2010, 10:16:30 PM
Well done Christov and Roger's non-shithead brother.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 20 August, 2010, 08:30:16 AM
Good work, Christov. Make it count! :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 August, 2010, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 19 August, 2010, 07:57:38 PM
Lots of money off this and cash off that and concessions for everything !

Mmm, Wolf's Best Bitter.  Tasty!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 20 August, 2010, 09:56:19 AM
Good lad Christov - make sure you appreciate the fact that you're not going to 'The University of Life,School of Hard Knocks,never did me any harm (tm)'. Because I'm sure you realise you've no right to be a student after acing your exams, having fun, standing around where you like and maybe going to a class once a week.

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 20 August, 2010, 09:59:23 AM
I got a phonecall this morning offering me a week's work. I expect there will be more. I'm quite pleased.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Christov on 20 August, 2010, 10:48:55 AM
Thanks for the well wishing folks.

Now I'm off to wreck my brain with alcohol.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 20 August, 2010, 01:41:14 PM
I am skiving off work today.

Also there are lots of apples free to pick off the tree in the church garden across the road.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 August, 2010, 01:49:05 PM
Bunking off and scrumping? Are you living in a 50s Beano comic?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 August, 2010, 10:39:26 PM
Continuing the DC Thomson theme, the Boy and I built a sandcastle today, and a passing lady said it was "a work of art".  

Stepping back from our labours for a bit I realised she was right, it was virtually a platonic sandcastle, built just below the high tide line so as to be surrounded by waves, with linking causeway and working drawbridge, well defined crenellations and arrowloops, and a mix of round and square mural towers paying testimony to the long accretion of its defenses.  It even had a soggy fly as king (I'll never understand monarchy).  

Unfortunately I didn't get her phone number.  
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 August, 2010, 10:48:40 PM
You tell stories like Kim Newman does*. The lady in question got about 40 years younger in my imagination between the first line of your post and the last.


Congrats on the sandcastle, the father-son time and the kudos from the beach crumpet, by the way.




*That's not a compliment.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 August, 2010, 01:57:18 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 August, 2010, 10:48:40 PM
The lady in question got about 40 years younger in my imagination between the first line of your post and the last.

And mine!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 August, 2010, 05:01:22 PM
Beach crumpet, yesterday:

(http://www.newprophecy.net/Joan_Sims.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: WoD on 23 August, 2010, 05:04:02 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 22 August, 2010, 10:39:26 PM
Continuing the DC Thomson theme, the Boy and I built a sandcastle today, and a passing lady said it was "a work of art".  

Stepping back from our labours for a bit I realised she was right, it was virtually a platonic sandcastle, built just below the high tide line so as to be surrounded by waves, with linking causeway and working drawbridge, well defined crenellations and arrowloops, and a mix of round and square mural towers paying testimony to the long accretion of its defenses.  It even had a soggy fly as king (I'll never understand monarchy).  

Unfortunately I didn't get her phone number.  

Photo...of the castle (or crumpet)...please.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 August, 2010, 06:51:03 PM
Tccch, a photo of either would merely be shadows cast on a cave wall.  I'm telling you about the real thing, y'dig?  Mythopoesis on a sunny day.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 23 August, 2010, 09:35:31 PM
Quote from: TordelBacklink=topic=24558.msg539802#msg539802date=1282585863Mythopoesis
Trudges off to online dictionary.....again.

Aha! I usually do a bit of mythopoesis in the pub of a Friday night.

You didn't challenge the young lady to assault your ramparts then?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 August, 2010, 09:27:14 PM
The wife's scan seemed to go all right today. All positives from the examiner. May be residue from the Mastitis she had while breastfeeding Sophie 2 years ago.
Not going to jump for joy until the results come through confirmed.
At least this has been promoted from the spugs thread.







V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 24 August, 2010, 09:45:23 PM
Good to hear Vzzbxx.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 August, 2010, 10:14:34 PM
Promising news, V.  Hope its confirmed soon.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 24 August, 2010, 10:15:23 PM
Good news vzz.  Hope all is good.  My wife went through a long battle with breast cancer.  Tough times so delighted to hear things seem OK and keeping my fingers crossed for you both.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 25 August, 2010, 01:48:03 PM
Ah brilliant. I had the same thing once - a scan prompted by a lump caused by an infection. It was really frightening at the time but my local NHS worked at lightening speed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 26 August, 2010, 12:09:43 AM
Good news V, glad to hear it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 29 August, 2010, 10:38:08 AM
I spent the day in the woods taking photos of toadstools yesterday.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 29 August, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 29 August, 2010, 10:38:08 AM
I spent the day in the woods taking photos of toadstools yesterday.
Would you care to elaborate...? :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 29 August, 2010, 09:10:54 PM
Thank for everyone's kind words on this and the spugs thread.

Quote from: staticgirl on 29 August, 2010, 10:38:08 AM
I spent the day in the woods taking photos of toadstools yesterday.
Amphibious droppings? How disgusting.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 August, 2010, 09:41:19 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 29 August, 2010, 09:10:54 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 29 August, 2010, 10:38:08 AM
I spent the day in the woods taking photos of toadstools yesterday.
Amphibious droppings? How disgusting.

Genius.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 29 August, 2010, 10:55:57 PM
I took a phot of a great fat redcap mushroom on top of kinnoull hill in Perth yesterday, shall I send it on?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 30 August, 2010, 10:55:21 AM
of course  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 31 August, 2010, 04:59:45 PM
Quote from: Darren Stephens on 29 August, 2010, 11:11:22 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 29 August, 2010, 10:38:08 AM
I spent the day in the woods taking photos of toadstools yesterday.
Would you care to elaborate...? :D
This sort of thing:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4935220347_8a6d15992d_m.jpg)
It was sort of okay*

*pretty good fun
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 31 August, 2010, 07:43:35 PM
The Island Of Gwangi is on tomorrow.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: worldshown on 04 September, 2010, 11:57:48 AM
Won the works charity quiz night by a clear 5 points on Thursday, which I'd have posted in the drokking fantastic thread but for two reasons;

1) only 11 people out of an office of over 300 bothered to turn up.

2) after expenses, it probably only raised about £7 for the charity.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 04 September, 2010, 05:10:20 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 31 August, 2010, 07:43:35 PM
The Island Of Gwangi is on tomorrow.

I excitedly googled that thinking for a moment that someone had made a sequel to Valley of the Gwangi, but I guess you meant Valley all along  :)

Cool movie though, I once got to watch it in the presence of Ray Harryhausen himself, I'm a huge fan of his movies.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 04 September, 2010, 05:28:05 PM
Quote from: worldshown on 04 September, 2010, 11:57:48 AM
Won the works charity quiz night by a clear 5 points on Thursday, which I'd have posted in the drokking fantastic thread but for two reasons;

1) only 11 people out of an office of over 300 bothered to turn up.

2) after expenses, it probably only raised about £7 for the charity.

Well done. This reminds me of a time when I worked for a small community charity desperate for ideas to raise money after spending half of their equipment grant on the electricity bill. They had a Christmas fair on the same day as the community centre had theirs, thus splitting their customer base. Several hundred pounds' worth of donated materials and free labour raised not much more than a tenner after costs were factored in. Another short-lived initiative was to provide lunchtime meals for a pound, but with only approximately half a dozen takers every day it was making next to no money. What's more, the food was disgusting. One day it was a thin soup with bits of bacon in it, and on another it was a bolognaise sauce on spiral pasta cooked for so long it looked like marshmallow flumps. Every afternoon, when I came to work, the kitchen stank the place out with foul odours.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 05 September, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
I won £86 on the lottery.

That means my chances of being a zillionaire are completely blown now doesn't it....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 September, 2010, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 05 September, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
I won £86 on the lottery.

That means my chances of being a zillionaire are completely blown now doesn't it....

No, your chances are exactly the same as they were yesterday. That's why you have exactly the same chance of winning if you have a random selection of numbers ('lucky dip,' I believe they call it) or the same numbers every draw. The outcome of one draw doesn't affect the probability of the next.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kirbdog78 on 05 September, 2010, 08:28:20 PM
Because i got to chill out today, drink lots of tea and join this forum. I also did some training so I don't feel totally lazy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 05 September, 2010, 08:32:25 PM
...because both my boys have mild colds. Not, i grant you, normally a cause for celebration, but in this case it means they've been in bed an hour already and are flat out, giving Mrs Bluething and myself some peace and quiet and 'ustime'.

So obviously we're both on the internet...

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 September, 2010, 12:10:38 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 05 September, 2010, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 05 September, 2010, 04:46:08 PM
I won £86 on the lottery.

That means my chances of being a zillionaire are completely blown now doesn't it....

No, your chances are exactly the same as they were yesterday. That's why you have exactly the same chance of winning if you have a random selection of numbers ('lucky dip,' I believe they call it) or the same numbers every draw. The outcome of one draw doesn't affect the probability of the next.

Yeah but that's mathematic laws when I was thinking about the laws of Sod.

:) Still! Thanks for the reassurance!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 September, 2010, 10:51:38 AM
Today is mine and my wife's tenth anniversary. Not wedding, first date. That's good. However, she's in Bournemouth, performing, so that's not good.
But tonight, the boys and i are going to watch Deep Blue Sea, so we're creeping back up the good scale. And we have popcorn!
So that's sort of okay.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 13 September, 2010, 12:46:13 AM
It's Monday. But new series of The Inbetweeners starts!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 13 September, 2010, 01:19:49 AM
Quote from: Rog69 on 04 September, 2010, 05:10:20 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 31 August, 2010, 07:43:35 PM
The Island Of Gwangi is on tomorrow.

I excitedly googled that thinking for a moment that someone had made a sequel to Valley of the Gwangi, but I guess you meant Valley all along  :)

Cool movie though, I once got to watch it in the presence of Ray Harryhausen himself, I'm a huge fan of his movies.

Yes, sorry, I got that title wrong a few times. Its the first time in living memory I have been able to watch it.

This is what the internet is for too, Rog. I've met a man upon a stair, who has watched a Ray Harryhausen film in the very man's presence.

I got Clash a'la Laurie Olly on Zeus, and there is an extra; interview with Ray, on there. He comes across a very down to earth and more engineer than artiste. I wish I'd've met him. He says his favourite jobs were the Sinbad tales.

Back to Valley of Gwangi and I particularly liked the simplicity of taking something most probably thought up on the kitchen floor of many a household, with rubber-cast dinosaurs on a regular basis and developed by grown ups. It never grows beyond the that simplicity from which all the magic emanates. There is this obligatory good/evil imagery at the end there. I've read this was protocol in a lot of films that lacked in strong moral metaphor in the old America.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 20 September, 2010, 11:49:04 AM
I found twenty quid on the ground this morning, and then spent a tenner of it on The Horde (french zombie flick, released today). I wouldnt normally break my 'no dvds over a fiver' rule, but i didnt have the cash ten minutes earlier, and there's an english dubbed version on the disc as well (cant stand subtitles!). So that's sort of okay. Unless the film turns out to be crap, in which case that's a whole new spugs thread right there, as ive been waiting ages for it.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 September, 2010, 02:10:06 PM
After more than a month without hot water, the housing association has finally found someone with the knowledge and the parts to fix the boiler. Hot baths all round!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 22 September, 2010, 05:53:45 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 September, 2010, 02:10:06 PM
After more than a month without hot water, the housing association has finally found someone with the knowledge and the parts to fix the boiler. Hot baths all round!

****SIGH*****

::) ::)

A month to find a boiler engineer.You have far more patience than i have.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 22 September, 2010, 09:01:55 PM
I hope you got a reduction of your council tax DDD. If not then you should enquire.




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 September, 2010, 09:10:19 PM
The reason for the long delay was because having no hot water is not deemed an emergency, so they'll only come out in working hours. I'm buggered if I'm taking a day's holiday for that, and my workshy flatmate has been away supergluing himself to bankers in Edinburgh, so it's only last week that we've been able to schedule a visit.

As for the new power shower that hasn't worked since they installed it about 6 months ago, apparently we're "on the list". These have been failing to work all over the estate, so I think it's a pretty long list!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 September, 2010, 07:06:19 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 22 September, 2010, 09:01:55 PM
I hope you got a reduction of your council tax DDD. If not then you should enquire.

That should be a rent rebate.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 28 September, 2010, 06:46:40 PM
Of the three students I had in my English Literature GCSE class last year whom I felt 100% certain would pass, all three did, two of them with A grades, of whom one far exceeded my expectations of him.

I feel less bad now about resigning from the post after covering 60% of the material than I did at the time I quit. They need to believe in themselves more and worry less about who their tutor is.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 29 September, 2010, 06:02:41 PM
I got paid the £140 I was owed from the payslip before, and I had a day's work today shoving stuff in a mixer, which wasn't too onerous.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 October, 2010, 09:52:19 AM
My niece is off the ventilator. She's still on oxygen in intensive care, but they've reduced the sedation so she's awake a lot more and no longer needs to go to theatre every other day to have her shoulder drained.

She's still very poorly and has not shaken off the infection totally, but looks like things are going in the right direction.  My brother says she's been communicating by a combination of hand signals and a frustrated glare that says "you're not getting it daddy", but she's been ordering cosmetics from the Avon catalogue, so she must be improving!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 01 October, 2010, 10:09:19 AM
good news
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 October, 2010, 11:48:00 AM
Good news Dan, but blimey that's been a long haul.  The poor thing, not to mention your poor family.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 October, 2010, 11:52:19 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 29 September, 2010, 06:02:41 PM
I got paid the £140 I was owed from the payslip before, and I had a day's work today shoving stuff in a mixer, which wasn't too onerous.

You're making "fruit smoothies"?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 October, 2010, 11:55:11 AM
I wish. No, actually a safe play surface for a children's playground.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 01 October, 2010, 12:05:12 PM
Is it that red spongy stuff?

Once, on a lark, me and my friends played a game of tag where we threw chunks of it at each other. I was the winner once I hit Grant in the eye, eliciting the paterfrater howl.

It didn't occur to us at the time, when we thought it most subversive, but said subversiveness was sadly predicated on the greater prior subversiveness of older boys carving it up in the first place.

Still, we had some fun in those days.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 October, 2010, 12:05:25 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 October, 2010, 11:48:00 AM
Good news Dan, but blimey that's been a long haul.  The poor thing, not to mention your poor family.

Too true, it's been a very scary few weeks as she didn't seem to be responding to treatment at all. My bro's now sending out regular e-mail updates as everyone's been banned from keep ringing to find out how she is - every time the phone went he had a near heart attack thinking it may be bad news!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 01 October, 2010, 12:12:42 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 01 October, 2010, 12:05:12 PM
Is it that red spongy stuff?

Some of it is. They save that for putting shapes in. The stuff I was mixing was just black. They left hollows to be filled with coloured stuff. I'd say it was pretty subversive to go injuring one another with safe play material. Well done.

Quote from: TordelBack on 01 October, 2010, 11:48:00 AM
Good news Dan

Yeah, I'll say. It must have been awful for your whole family, especially your poor niece herself. Glad to hear she has improved so much and is recovering.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 October, 2010, 08:58:48 PM
Great news Dan, and i hope that things now move swiftly and she's back on her feet in no time. It mustve been a bloody nightmare for your whole family.

My slightly sort of okay news is ive just picked up Origins off Play.com for £4.99 inc postage, in their sale.

And and and- and this i am very excited about- all 159 episodes of the original Twilight Zone on dvd for £16 inc postage, from eBay. Okay, so they arent exactly official releases, but as its my favourite tv show ever and there's no way I'll ever have the cash for the complete series any other way, im willing to overlook the dubious legality. "in the public domain" due to the fifty year rule, it says. Ahem!
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 October, 2010, 09:18:54 PM
I loathe the self-important faithless cocksuckers my wife has to work with/for, and regularly pass an idle minute imagining their painful undoing.  If we didn't need their filthy money so much I'd be up there every second spitting every ounce of biliious venom I could conjure  in their ignorant bullying faces.  However for once she's getting a bit of a break - right now she's in Brussels for four days at a conference at their expense.  Not only is she finding it interesting and self-affirming, but she just rang me from a slap-up freebie dinner in (allegedly) Europe's largest dinsosaur gallery at the Belgian Museum of Natural Sciences.  

Check it out:

(http://cdn.wn.com/pd/04/a0/af628bbe47e696babeebb99356ae_grande.jpg)

32 Iguanadons in one room, with free wine!  I am most pleased.  This'd be in Drokkin' Excellent thread, except I'm stuck here at home.


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 02 October, 2010, 08:56:07 PM
I got all the Spring bulbs planted before the rain started.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: DrJomster on 02 October, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
I've just discovered that the Meg goes for a very decent price on clickwheel! This could well be my jumping on point after all these years! :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SquashedFly on 02 October, 2010, 09:13:30 PM
I just had a gingerbread man for the first time in ages. Tasty stuff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cthulouis on 03 October, 2010, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 October, 2010, 09:18:54 PM

32 Iguanadons in one room, with free wine!  I am most pleased.  This'd be in Drokkin' Excellent thread, except I'm stuck here at home.


Ooooh, nice. Are those the ones they found down that mine?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 October, 2010, 08:31:09 AM
Quote from: Cthulouis on 03 October, 2010, 12:58:47 AM
Ooooh, nice. Are those the ones they found down that mine?

I believe so.  Heading off to the airport to retrieve the wife this morning, there'd better be good notes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 03 October, 2010, 05:53:39 PM
Just discovered the SAYNOTO0870.COM website.

I've been looking for a way to stick it to 50p per minute "Customer Service" lines and this may be it.  We may be bastards in Banks but as far as I know, we don't charge you to call us up.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 October, 2010, 10:38:31 PM
Quote"But seriously. Iontlike the fact dat Julez thinks he gotta sneak & watched California gurls on u tube. Katy Perry is polluting the chirrens...It is like kiddie porn tho. All them damn colors, candy and shit....and then daisy dukes, breast shooting cream...And then Elmo and Tits!? "
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 09 October, 2010, 12:15:01 PM
Ive just bought some incredible hulk pants. For me. I havent had any since i was seven, when they were my favourite pants in the world. Now i have new ones. This should really be in the drokking fantastic thread.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 09 October, 2010, 12:22:53 PM
our trolls seem to have gone
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 09 October, 2010, 11:04:07 PM
mutant titty crabs,never fails . :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 11 October, 2010, 11:41:02 PM
Due to a temporary glitch in the Amazon.co.uk system earlier today, I managed to bag From Hell for the princely sum of £3.50 (inc postage). Not bad for a 576-page book.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: exilewood on 13 October, 2010, 06:57:55 PM
I was reading an old Annual & found out that Mick McMahon is a fellow Arsenal fan.
Always knew that droid had class!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 18 October, 2010, 12:05:44 AM
I was anoyed to have to buy anouthe impereil dalek to get the rest of the daleks from the rembens of the daleks set but when It turned up on fridays I was kind of happey as they have changed the mold for it a litile so its dirfent from the one I all redy owen. and im watching the originil series of spiderman on dvd god I love minickjile villions with redikilous plans and mainckile larfter arfter anoucing there plans
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 18 October, 2010, 08:26:51 AM
Sorry Cyberleader, are you dyslexic, or otherwise disabled in some way? I'm having great difficulty making sense of anything you write. Have you considered using a spellchecker, or getting someone to look over your posts before you hit 'send'?
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 18 October, 2010, 09:26:19 AM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 18 October, 2010, 08:26:51 AM
Sorry Cyberleader, are you dyslexic, or otherwise disabled in some way? I'm having great difficulty making sense of anything you write. Have you considered using a spellchecker, or getting someone to look over your posts before you hit 'send'?
SBT

I was haveng difekulteis undarstendinge ite as wall an had to reede it free timez beethore iy koold undastanded whot Cyberleeyder wass sayeeng annd thys problam has beane pointd ot maneey tims beefaw.

Dam spllchuckir is brkin and i cannut be boffered !!

Stewped thng !!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 October, 2010, 09:32:50 AM
Looks like Aronofsky is directing Wolverine 2. Let's hope it's as good as his last collaboration with Hugh Jackman.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 18 October, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
I recently returned from Amsterdam and still feeling the love. Surprising, as I was very noisy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 18 October, 2010, 01:59:07 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 18 October, 2010, 09:32:50 AM
Looks like Aronofsky is directing Wolverine 2. Let's hope it's as good as his last collaboration with Hugh Jackman.
I enjoyed The Fountain a lot more than Van Helsing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 18 October, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 18 October, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
I recently returned from Amsterdam and still feeling the love. Surprising, as I was very noisy.

:o Possibly too much information?



;) :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 18 October, 2010, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 18 October, 2010, 02:01:11 PM
Quote from: Krombasher on 18 October, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
I recently returned from Amsterdam and still feeling the love. Surprising, as I was very noisy.

:o Possibly too much information?without pictoral evidence?(fixed that for you) ;)



;) :lol:



Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 October, 2010, 07:03:46 PM
Just read on Twitter
TV Licence fee is to be frozen for the next 6 years.
World Service to be funded by the BBC and not the Foreign Office.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 19 October, 2010, 07:59:46 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 October, 2010, 07:03:46 PM
Just read on Twitter
TV Licence fee is to be frozen for the next 6 years.
World Service to be funded by the BBC and not the Foreign Office.

I just read elsewhere about the planned EU direct tax payable by everyone to the EU plus 8 other forms of direct taxation imposed by the EU.

But still life is sort of just about nearly okay really  :D but it could be so much better......

I am so enraged i am going to write to my MP/elected non-representative !

:lol:

Good heavens above !

At least i have the option of dumping the TV to avoid the fee/tax.

Shame the same cant be said of the EU.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 20 October, 2010, 03:50:19 AM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because... you can meet a nice girl who is into ludicrous noise and cycling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 20 October, 2010, 06:22:06 AM
Really? Where might one discover such a lady?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 October, 2010, 12:03:10 PM
Job interview. Christie Hospital, Manchester. 2pm.
Cover me - I'm going in...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 21 October, 2010, 12:04:32 PM
GOOD LUCK MATTHEW
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 21 October, 2010, 12:46:08 PM
The best of luck, Noisy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 21 October, 2010, 01:19:30 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 21 October, 2010, 12:03:10 PM
Job interview. Christie Hospital, Manchester. 2pm.
Cover me - I'm going in...

You know we'll only shoot you in the arse. ;)

Good luck for the job interview Noisybast. Always a bit nerve wracking.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 21 October, 2010, 01:37:41 PM
Good luck Noisy!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 21 October, 2010, 02:47:40 PM
Good luck!

I have a card from my 1yr old niece (written by her personal secretary/mum of course) thanking me for my present of a ball for her birthday. I am full of awwwwwwwwwwwwwww now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 October, 2010, 04:04:01 PM
Some of the criminal underworld have tried to break into our shed at the bottom of the garden. It was funny to look at their pathetic attempts as they tried to saw through two grade 4 padlocks (grade 5 is the best but most expensive in the range I looked at). About 1mm of the outer coating hardened plastic was cut through.
I just wish I'd have caught the twats but that's why I paid for decent padlocks, plus everything inside is chained together, just in case!

Remember folks, buy decent protection and prepare your defences well  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 October, 2010, 04:47:42 PM
The Shed of Dredd is impregnable!

Got the job. Doing a half day's training tomorrow afternoon and starting ful-time on Monday. Awesome...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 21 October, 2010, 04:56:24 PM
Hurrah for Noisy!

Imagine what THE CELLAR must be protected with if the Shed of Dredd is so well locked...


M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 21 October, 2010, 07:28:31 PM
Domestic tac-nukes, I shouldn't wonder...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 October, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 October, 2010, 04:04:01 PM
Remember folks, buy decent protection and prepare your defences well  ;)[/color]

I am impressed! One question: a known weak point of padlocked sheds is screw-on hinges and flush plates. How have you avoided such an obvious pitfall with your shed?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 October, 2010, 08:40:33 PM
The hinges are heavy duty ones and the all the screws are covered by the metal plates that fold back on themselves when you lock the shed. So as the perp looks at the lock all he can see are metal plates with a padlock.
Just did a quick search (as I'm off to work in a minute) and it looks something like this -

(http://www.justoffbase.co.uk/core/media/media.nl?id=55698&c=317638&h=11c04ec2ca9838c116fa)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 October, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 21 October, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 October, 2010, 04:04:01 PM
Remember folks, buy decent protection and prepare your defences well  ;)[/color]

I am impressed! One question: a known weak point of padlocked sheds is screw-on hinges and flush plates. How have you avoided such an obvious pitfall with your shed?

You can get heavy duty hinges that are bolted on where the the bolts have round heads facing out that cant be undone from the outside.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 October, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 21 October, 2010, 04:47:42 PM
Got the job.

Congratulations! Good news indeed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 21 October, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
Congrats Noisybast.  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 October, 2010, 09:16:16 PM
once these screws are in they can't be screwed out.
(http://www.insight-direct.co.uk/shop/images/sfh-ch-slotcsk-range.jpg)





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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 21 October, 2010, 09:38:50 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 21 October, 2010, 09:16:16 PM
once these screws are in they can't be screwed out.

Neat! So they only offer resistance when turned clockwise, but slip when force is applied anti-clockwise.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 October, 2010, 09:47:12 PM
Yep. After my shed got raided via the hinges this was the way to prevent a repeat performance.






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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 21 October, 2010, 09:49:51 PM
Quote from: Noisybast on 21 October, 2010, 04:47:42 PMGot the job.

WAHEY! Congratulations Noisy!

And I'm glad you thwarted the thieving little twats CF.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 21 October, 2010, 10:13:28 PM
I am amused by my new sig which gives live updates about how many play station 3 trophy's I have I found This fun thing by accident. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 21 October, 2010, 10:13:45 PM
Good work getting the job.

Good job getting the work.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 21 October, 2010, 10:50:49 PM
Congratulations Noisy!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 22 October, 2010, 11:58:11 AM
For the last few days I have been involved in a three way tug-of-love between myself, Three and Phones4U. Intending to move to Orange (via Phones4U), Three refused to give me my PAC. Their customer retention department called four times yesterday, and eventually, after much debate, beat Phones4U's deal and convinced me to stay.

So, I called Phones4U to cancel. Phones4U then offered me a cheque for £144 to switch - thus matching Three's total cost over the 24 months, and a contract offering hundreds more free minutes (100 v 500) and texts (100 v 3000) per month to boot. So, I shall go with them after all.

I called Three to tell them I shall be leaving, and they can't beat this now. Instead they have this morning been telling me that Phones4U are in trouble with Ofcom for misselling and that I should stick with Three for "peace of mind".

It's been quite a drawn out process over the last few days. But a lot of narky calls has resulted in a free phone and 20% off the contract compared to what I thought I was going to pay...

M@
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 22 October, 2010, 12:02:35 PM
Congrats to Noisy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Lady Festina on 23 October, 2010, 05:02:39 PM
I had to sacrifice my Saturday afternoon to work -  :(

BUT, I've just finished and there's an episode of House starting right about now  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 23 October, 2010, 06:59:52 PM
All the media stories about Phones4U mis-selling date from 2 years ago - one assumes they have improved since then.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 24 October, 2010, 09:59:41 AM
Congrats Noisy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 24 October, 2010, 02:06:22 PM
I bought 13 progs between 28 and 41 for 6 quid all in VG condition for 50p each and a 12" single of This Charming Man for 2 quid this morning.

I also found a small enamel sign that was from a company called Dodo Designs who used to have a fantastic shop like an Emporium in Tunbridge Wells [next to the Pantiles] back in the early 80s.They used to reproduce retro designs.It was a fantastic shop if anyone remembers it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 24 October, 2010, 07:02:16 PM
Thanks, people. It's only a temp contract, but it'll tide me over while I look for something permanent: )
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 October, 2010, 08:02:06 PM
Well done Noisybast  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 October, 2010, 09:48:43 PM
I went out to rent a DVD and i had a craving for ice cream which wouldnt go away but in the video shop there was a choice of Haagendaz Dulce De Luxe or Dulce De Luxe or Dulce De Luxe or Dulce De Luxe or Dulce De Luxe.

Luckily i dont mind Dulce De Luxe and other than that the only choice was Ben and Jerrys Baked Alaska which sounded sickly.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 27 October, 2010, 09:56:35 PM
So did you go for the Dulce de Luxe, or the Dulce de Lux? :D
Baked Alaska - is that the one that has the little white chocolate polar bears in it? If so - yes it is sickly!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 27 October, 2010, 10:05:07 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 27 October, 2010, 09:56:35 PM
So did you go for the Dulce de Luxe, or the Dulce de Lux? :D
Baked Alaska - is that the one that has the little white chocolate polar bears in it? If so - yes it is sickly!

Thats the one and i find a lot of their ice cream sounds too rich and sickly.

Whatever happened to Haagendaz Macadamia Nut Brittle and Haagendaz Malibu ice cream ?

I dont like chocolate ice cream either.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 28 October, 2010, 12:26:35 AM
I got an email today from hobby link japan A few weaks back I e-mailed them 2 times about defetive parts in my limited edichion Evangelion kit I was just brousing thro my e-mail today to discover that there sending me replacment parts free of charge no postage nouthing :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 28 October, 2010, 12:42:26 PM
We had another fire alarm yesterday and I have to walk down 22 flights of stairs.
Today I am working at home so am able to spend almost the entire day in bed resting my sore and aching legs(just as long as I keep an eye on my e-mails)

/happy
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 October, 2010, 02:25:19 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 28 October, 2010, 12:42:26 PM
Today I am working at home so am able to spend almost the entire day in bed

:o I don't want to ask what you do for a living ...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 28 October, 2010, 02:32:59 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 October, 2010, 02:25:19 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 28 October, 2010, 12:42:26 PM
Today I am working at home so am able to spend almost the entire day in bed

:o I don't want to ask what you do for a living ...

I'm hoping it's a bed tester.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 29 October, 2010, 04:36:02 PM
Typing on a netbook. Staring at a spreadsheet. Getting a headache.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 02 November, 2010, 10:26:08 PM
After it annoying me all day I finally got that thing out that was stuck between my crowned tooth and it's neighbour.

Ironically it turned out to be a piece of dental floss  ::).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 November, 2010, 05:34:27 PM
I was in a lift earlier today, having just been to the toilet, when two skateboard-bearing youths got in. Seeing my dredd badge one of them said 'hey, they're making a new dredd film aren't they? I read about it in 2000AD'. I said that they were, and it was shooting about now, and he said 'Dredd's cool, 2000AD's great' (or juvespeak to that effect).

Just thought i'd share that. Made me smile, anyway. I resisted the urge to frogmarch them to whs and ensure they bought the prog and the meg each, Commando Forces-stylee.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 November, 2010, 06:21:57 PM
I dont know where else to post this but the local newsagent sells 3 copies of 2000ad per week which is 156 copies pa.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 03 November, 2010, 07:31:56 PM
I keep turning up for college lectures and being told (along with a couple of other guys) that we should just go home because the lecturer needs to spend the time with people who are falling behind.

On the one hand I love it because it means I can head home and kick back for the afternoon, but on the other hand its frustrating because the guys who are falling behind are falling behind because they aren't making any effort at all and don't generally turn up or give a shit. Its a bit annoying that its slowing everyone else down. So its kind of...okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 05 November, 2010, 06:49:26 PM
I have been planning on joining a specialist building conservation/plastering company that does my kind of work.The problem was one of the partners in the company didnt know who i was or what i do and his attitude towards myself wasnt at all good so in the meantime he has found out who i am and what i do and his attitude towards myself has improved 100 percent as he has seen my work and the principle of the company who i have known since 1995 has explained a few things to the other partner.

I lost a lot of work because of the other partner but i had to get over it and not say anything because if i had have done it would have ruined my chances.

I say this because i met with the other partner this afternoon because i needed a second opinion on a problem at work and he was very happy to give advice and his time.We only talked for 10 minutes but i gave him a tenner for his time which made a very good impression.

I had the same problem with the other partner but again once it was explained by the principal partner who i am and what kind of work i do her attitude completly improved 100 percent as well.

So hopefully it will happen after all but i will be an outworker and not an employee as they will just give me individual contracts as and when because i am not looking to be an employee on wages.

They do prestigious high class work on listed buildings so this is very important to me as despite the recession they are very busy the whole time.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SquashedFly on 06 November, 2010, 01:37:28 AM
I got back home safe from the US on Monday, and in Manchester airport before leaving for America I bought Judge Dredd Casefiles 04 and a book on Friedrich Nietzsche. The worst I had to suffer was being bumped into by a foul mouthed northern irish woman on a bus after getting off the plane so not too bad. Flights don't half get flippin boring though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 November, 2010, 09:37:59 PM
My sister's boyfriend has "Holes" as a surname.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 07 November, 2010, 11:50:20 PM
I'm happy as I got to give advises out about which transformers and where to buy them from I love it when people come to me for help with stuff I know how to help them with :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 08 November, 2010, 07:52:11 PM
Because today both my boys went film club after school, meaning my wife and i had eight uninterrupted hours of peace, for the first time in seven and a half years.

We spent it lounging on the sofa in our pants, with coffee, chocolate biscuits, and some dvds. We watched Vault of Horror (amicus, tom baker) and just when it had finished the postman delivered Torture Garden (amicus, burgess meredith, peter cushing, jack palance) through the door, so we watched that. Then The Bat (vincent price), which was hilarious for all the right reasons, then wrapped up with Zombieland, which she'd not seen.

Then i picked the boys up and found they'd been watching Back To The Future on the big screen, and had loved it.

Then we ate pie.

Actually, this belongs in the Drokkin' Fantastic thread. What's happened to that?

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 November, 2010, 12:18:11 AM
I'm sure life was sort of okay for some reason but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. Damn. Best just enjoy it and not examine it too much.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 November, 2010, 12:31:09 AM
You got a blowjob.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 09 November, 2010, 01:15:30 AM
While you're down there can you see if my slippers are under the sofa?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 November, 2010, 02:19:10 AM
If it had been me, you would have remembered.


(That's because I would have stolen your curios.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 09 November, 2010, 02:49:05 AM
Clone Wars volume 1(the original 2D animation) arrived today. I've already watched it (it works well watching it all through), and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The stories were very basic but it was a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 11 November, 2010, 07:18:48 PM
I have got a nice job to do inside before Xmas and what is even better is i can get a taxi to work and back and get the expense of a taxi refunded from the Norwegian window company who is paying for my work as i am correcting the mistake they made with their own windows.Unfortunately its only 1 weeks work when more would have been nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 12 November, 2010, 10:26:26 PM
In the trail for tonight's Newsnight Review they mentioned zombies, cannibals, Shakespeare and Chekhov. I'm happy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: DrJomster on 12 November, 2010, 11:02:44 PM
The Walking Dead telly series seems to be going down really well... So when it finally comes on to DVD or a channel I have, it should be a cue for Good Times!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 13 November, 2010, 10:12:40 PM
Because tonights spammer has manners and is  being polite enough to keep his posts in the off topic forum. 

Credit where it's due.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 17 November, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
I just switched my energy supplier from those greedy twats at British gas and because I have been neglectful in the past when it comes to chasing the better tariffs, I now stand to save about £400 a year on my new one and I'm getting 12 bottles of wine from the switching web site too.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 November, 2010, 09:27:51 PM
I was amused to receive some junk mail from my own company today addressed to "Joe Dredd"!

During some training a few months back, we had to practice adding new members to one of our booking systems, but we had to use a real address as it has automatic postcode validation. So I used my own address and picked an obvious name ... and Dredd is now being invited to take up a very special discounted offer!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 17 November, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 November, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
I just switched my energy supplier from those greedy twats at British gas and because I have been neglectful in the past when it comes to chasing the better tariffs, I now stand to save about £400 a year on my new one and I'm getting 12 bottles of wine from the switching web site too.
Holy shit! How much do you pay a year if you can save that much? That's my energy bill for about two years.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 17 November, 2010, 09:46:24 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 08 November, 2010, 07:52:11 PM
Because today both my boys went film club after school, meaning my wife and i had eight uninterrupted hours of peace, for the first time in seven and a half years.

We spent it lounging on the sofa in our pants, with coffee, chocolate biscuits, and some dvds. We watched Vault of Horror (amicus, tom baker) and just when it had finished the postman delivered Torture Garden (amicus, burgess meredith, peter cushing, jack palance) through the door, so we watched that. Then The Bat (vincent price), which was hilarious for all the right reasons, then wrapped up with Zombieland, which she'd not seen.

Then i picked the boys up and found they'd been watching Back To The Future on the big screen, and had loved it.

Then we ate pie.

Actually, this belongs in the Drokkin' Fantastic thread. What's happened to that?

SBT

Best. Day. Ever.

Can't wait til my kids are all old enough to go to film club (or any club) and I can do that!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 18 November, 2010, 07:25:08 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 17 November, 2010, 09:37:19 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 November, 2010, 01:11:19 PM
I just switched my energy supplier from those greedy twats at British gas and because I have been neglectful in the past when it comes to chasing the better tariffs, I now stand to save about £400 a year on my new one and I'm getting 12 bottles of wine from the switching web site too.
Holy shit! How much do you pay a year if you can save that much? That's my energy bill for about two years.

My last four quarterly bills for gas and electricity all combined came to just over £1400 on the standard British Gas tariffs.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 December, 2010, 02:33:36 PM
Have just spent the past two days (and nights) teaching myself just enough Visual Basic to assemble a database app for 650 records with 60 fields each and c. 2,500 linked images (variable numbers for each record), to be runnable in Access 2000 from from a DVD or USB Flashdrive, easily updatable on a standalone PC, and used by County Council employees and interested members of the public, i.e. Big, Simple, But Utterly Idiot Proof.  

This may sound like a piece of piss to you smart techy types out there, but it was akin to bashing my brains out with an icicle.  I haven't done any programming for more than a decade, and then it was just using Pascal to write tools for miniCAD, and I've never used VB.  However, I've succeeded in writing and debugging all the individual functions and subroutines I need on an ancient Dell laptop (no Access 2000 for my Mac), got a workable table, and ugly forms and reports designed, and now I just have to put it all together and make it look pretty (and enter relative path information for all the images - gulp).  

The sense of pushing my own intellectual boundaries is actually worth the hours of miserable confusion, and hopefully it'll carry me through the drudgery to come.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 05 December, 2010, 02:38:13 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 December, 2010, 02:33:36 PM
The sense of pushing my own intellectual boundaries is actually worth the hours of miserable confusion, and hopefully it'll carry me through the drudgery to come.
Glad to hear you got there. There's a definite sense of achievement to be had with something like this. If you need any help or even just a review of it, feel free to message me.

You shouldn't need to manually enter the file paths.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 05 December, 2010, 02:42:52 PM
Well done TB. I feel that I've pushed my intellectual boundaries by reading your post and understanding a good 60% of it. Better have a lie down.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 December, 2010, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 05 December, 2010, 02:38:13 PM
You shouldn't need to manually enter the file paths.

I had thought I'd be able to automate it, but unfortunately the client is (tomorrow) supplying a disc of images sized/formatted to their specs, and having seen the file structure they've used... it's about 600 individually named folders which don't necessarily correspond to an individual Record, each containing from none to 12 photos inside, all named with no convention in mind (e.g. "Sign at side of road.jpg").   You'll be amused that they wanted each photo to be a minimum of 3MB - hopefully I've convinced them that that's insanity.  I need to present all the photos relating to each Record in a prinatble report (I wince every time I think of what that is going to do to the laptop's memory), as well as selecting relevant pictures to be clickable thumbnails on the form (that's the bit of VB that wrecked my head: multiple images, all linked, all relative paths, some clickable for display in the end-user's unspecified default viewer). At this point my mind rebels at how complicated harvesting that info automatically would be - just using the form to enter it seems preferable, even though I know I should push on and work it out.  My deadline is Tuesday, and I can't take the risk of getting nowhere.

I've worked out how to make the links in the Image Control paths relative to the location of the database so that it'll run anywhere, but I've used a table structure that allows functions on the form to build a relative file path out of strFolder, strImageName1, StrImageName2, etc.  (I stopped short of using a borrowed code module that allowed file location browsing rather than typing in a name because the prospect of users blindly linking stuff from all over was too awful to contemplate).

It's a horrid, poorly thought-out brief that I'm unqualified to fulfill, but it's only part of a much bigger non-techy project and I can't turn down the work! 

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 05 December, 2010, 11:08:26 PM
Wot!? 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 December, 2010, 11:17:05 PM
Yes, apologies, unacceptable thread drift.  However, let it be known that The Cosh has already messaged me with the solution to my main problem like the true gent  he is, and now life is better than okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 05 December, 2010, 11:21:44 PM
Nah tread drift is good, its not often I dont have a clue what I have just read though!
David
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 06 December, 2010, 01:10:23 PM
What worries me that despite not knowing any programming languages I understood a little bit of that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 December, 2010, 02:34:25 PM
Our most demanding (read: pain-in-the-arse) corporate clients have just sent everybody on the team a £75 voucher for all our work during the year. Woo hoo! Only downside is that I have to visit the Hell on Earth that is the Trafford Centre to spend it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 17 December, 2010, 02:37:52 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 17 December, 2010, 02:34:25 PM
Our most demanding (read: pain-in-the-arse) corporate clients have just sent everybody on the team a £75 voucher for all our work during the year. Woo hoo! Only downside is that I have to visit the Hell on Earth that is the Trafford Centre to spend it.

See if you can exchange it with someone you know for cash or give it to charity

I would try anything rather than experience that again as once was enough.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 December, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
...it's Friday, which means I have emerged from another week a frayed and spindled wreck, but still undefeated, albeit on a technicality.  One more quote to do, and then I'm out of here 'til Sunday.  Hurrah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 20 December, 2010, 05:51:29 PM
I think I've finished the Christmas shopping and posting.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 14 January, 2011, 07:47:27 PM
I found out that my 3rd favorit game series(Dynasty Warriors Gundam) has relased its 3rd game in japan back in december and it usichily takes about 5 months befor it gets relased in the uk theres no relases date yet but I heard it has been confirmed for a uk relases.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 15 January, 2011, 01:15:38 AM
I have just finished devising a poetry analysis tutorial using 30 questions about Toads by Philip Larkin as stimulus material, and I'm happy with it.


I've got 5 students starting up their classes again this week. Something to be glad about.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 22 January, 2011, 11:08:06 PM
...and I've got a carton of cranberry juice in the cupboard. I just realized I can have cosmopolitans.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 22 January, 2011, 11:47:38 PM
1). That cranberry juice hasn't been in a fridge. It will be rancid.

2). Cosmopolitans are a girl drink.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 January, 2011, 01:11:48 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 22 January, 2011, 11:47:38 PM
1). That cranberry juice hasn't been in a fridge. It will be rancid.

2). Cosmopolitans are a girl drink.

1. They make UHT juice now, Roger.

2. So what?

3. Would you oblige klute's lady friend from the speed dating thread if she asked you to?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 January, 2011, 01:17:27 AM
I'd rather felch you, seeing as how

1). You are now a girl (you think you're a Miranda but you're barely a Carrie)

2). I'd prefer to do it with someone I know.

3). It still won't taste good because it's supposed to be chilled.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 January, 2011, 01:24:59 AM
I tried to think of a clever rejoinder, but I can't.

You win.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SquashedFly on 23 January, 2011, 01:27:19 AM
How many have you had?

(Drinks, not requests of Felching. URGH it's such a dirty word.)


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 23 January, 2011, 01:29:47 AM
None. The cosmopolitans are for another day or several days next week. Tonight was for red wine and an Irish cream liqueur-style beverage (not Bailey's: something a bit inferior to that).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SquashedFly on 23 January, 2011, 01:35:43 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 23 January, 2011, 01:29:47 AM
Irish cream.

It's definite. My mind is forever tainted.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 05:58:24 PM
Just had some nice haggis.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 25 January, 2011, 06:13:28 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 05:58:24 PM
Just had some nice haggis.

now,when you say "had"...?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 26 January, 2011, 02:53:10 AM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because I finally got to sit down this weak and catch up on my progs I was 2 and a half years behind last Friday and now I've only got 9 progs left before I'm fully cart up


now on to the next thing

Quote from: SquashedFly on 23 January, 2011, 01:27:19 AM
How many have you had?

(Drinks, not requests of Felching. URGH it's such a dirty word.)




im allmost afaride to ask but whats Felching ive hered it menchiouned severil times over the past fue days on here (god I know im going to reget asking this one)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 January, 2011, 11:28:38 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 26 January, 2011, 02:53:10 AM
im allmost afaride to ask but whats Felching

Oh God, no.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 January, 2011, 12:27:41 PM
look it up on urbandictionary.com - but you'll wish you hadn't
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 January, 2011, 12:53:17 PM
There are far worse things in urbandictionary. Felching is at the benign end of the scale!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: davethomson on 26 January, 2011, 01:00:58 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 26 January, 2011, 12:53:17 PM
There are far worse things in urbandictionary. Felching is at the benign end of the scale!

Very true, until I visited that site I was not aware of blumpkins. Now I am, and I regret it immensely.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 26 January, 2011, 01:27:17 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 26 January, 2011, 12:53:17 PMFelching is the benign end of the scale!

Now there's a slogan begging to be put on a t-shirt!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 26 January, 2011, 01:36:53 PM
Grendo - Does this really occur enough to warrant a word for it?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 January, 2011, 02:18:10 PM
blumpkins and grendo - words I now wish I hadn't looked up
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 26 January, 2011, 03:18:39 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 26 January, 2011, 02:53:10 AM


im allmost afaride to ask but whats Felching ive hered it menchiouned severil times over the past fue days on here (god I know im going to reget asking this one)

Now Felching is where........Just kidding. Look it up but don't mention it to the woman who you are supposed to be wooing.




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SquashedFly on 27 January, 2011, 10:49:20 AM
Along with the Prog this week I ended up with Alien Quadrilogy( ::)) for 6 quid.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 January, 2011, 11:15:53 AM
After a 'credit facility review' meeting with our 'regional business advisor' (i.e. bank manager), I feel I now know all about blumpkins.  Pass the mouthwash.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 27 January, 2011, 11:35:10 PM
I now know why some people post photos and they appear as tiny little thumbnails. Until tonight I thought "additional options" were something you got offered in the executive sauna.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 28 January, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
I had a nice and unexpected pint with Cosh last night.

Then went home to have a nice bottle of wine and watch Star Trek: Nemesis with my best gal by my side.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 28 January, 2011, 01:30:42 PM
was the wife out?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 January, 2011, 01:44:40 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 28 January, 2011, 01:06:29 PM
...watch Star Trek: Nemesis...

Tragic ending to a lovely story.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 01 February, 2011, 10:16:14 AM
today marks 18 years since I started my current job. I never, for one moment, imagined I'd still be here.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 01 February, 2011, 07:09:47 PM
I hear that Dave. Only 10 years for me but I know what you mean.

In the present climate though I'm just glad to have an income, even if it does bore me senseless and make me feel like I'm treading water. Just have to decide what I actually want to do for the rest of my life and then either nut up or shut up.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 February, 2011, 07:11:30 PM
Well done to you both for keeping the country going  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 01 February, 2011, 10:19:44 PM
i still have a job! the current restructuring of whats left of the nhs means we are getting moved to yet another trust and i'm going with it! we still dont know which trust yet so ill have to hold out on the new id badge ...even thought the one i have now is about three years out of date!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 02 February, 2011, 05:15:18 PM
Oh noes! My new working hours involve three 6am starts per week, indefinitely.  :|

On the bright side
* that's three days a week I can go home at 1pm
* I've now got a proper, open-ended work contract and don't have to scrape around for bits of agency work to pay the mortgage
* I get two consecutive days off per week instead of having all my days off separated by work days
* anything I earn from self-employment is now 'extra' rather than essential
* I am pretty sure I can afford to get the roof fixed this summer.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 04 February, 2011, 03:09:40 PM
Congrats to all those in congenial work situations... :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 05 February, 2011, 01:21:53 AM
The reason this is in the OK thread is because it was Nemesis.

Khan, Voyage, Country, Contact and Insurrection would have had me in Drokking Fantastic. 

All the other in the OK thread except V which would have me in spugs.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 February, 2011, 09:18:14 AM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 05 February, 2011, 01:21:53 AM
Insurrection would have had me in Drokking Fantastic.  

:o

The one where Riker shaving off his beard is the most exciting thing that happens?  
The one where Riker flies the Enterprise with a hitherto unseen joystick in the arm of the Captain's chair?
The one where most of the action takes place in the Xena village set?

You're a better man than I, Tiplo Doc.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 05 February, 2011, 10:18:06 PM
Yep - that's the one.  I like the setting, like the music, like teh fact that they let the crew have a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 February, 2011, 12:00:53 PM
Michael Moore is suing Weinstein. FIRST COURT CASE EVER TO BE SETTLED BY SUMO AND/OR EATING CONTEST.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 08 February, 2011, 01:53:32 PM
"I hear that Dave. Only 10 years for me but I know what you mean.

In the present climate though I'm just glad to have an income, even if it does bore me senseless and make me feel like I'm treading water. Just have to decide what I actually want to do for the rest of my life and then either nut up or shut up. 


"

10 years for me too last month. I feel much the same really.  With the eye problems i've had i guess i'm lucky to have a found a work situation where i can keep working and an understanding flexible employer.  It's something to be thankful for in this day and age.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 08 February, 2011, 02:31:47 PM
I'm not thankful for much, really (let's be honest here), but I can take the rough with the smooth.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 08 February, 2011, 02:58:56 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 08 February, 2011, 02:31:47 PM
I'm not thankful for much, really (let's be honest here), but I can take the rough with the smooth.

Yeah, that's probably a fair summation of a lot of what life throws at us truth be told.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 February, 2011, 03:02:51 PM
Would you go so far as to say it's like some kind of rectangular container for cocoa-based confectionery?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 08 February, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 08 February, 2011, 03:02:51 PM
Would you go so far as to say it's like some kind of rectangular container for cocoa-based confectionery?
:lol:  Could be
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 February, 2011, 10:50:45 AM
Thanks to the electronic wonders of our modern age, I've been working my way through all four seasons of BBC Radio's Chain Reaction while doing a horribly boring week of night shifts (on top of my regular day... snorezzzzz.. eh.. wuzzat?).  Last night I revisited Stewart Lee talking to Alan Moore, which is still fascinating, and this morning I got to listen to Bill Bailey interview Simon Pegg, which was just dangerously funny.  Out of the dozen or so I've got through so far, only Lenny Henry has been a slightly-dull interviewer (but a good interviewee) and only Brian Eno has been a slightly dull guest.  Oddly Jimmy Carr and Johnny Vegas have been the highlights so far, neither of whom I much care for.  Brilliant series.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 10 February, 2011, 11:00:31 AM
Chain Reaction is great. The Bailey/Pegg episode never fails to crack me up, and one with Arabella Weir interviewing Paul Whitehouse is hilarious too.

I'm not really a fan of Jimmy Carr's usual stand-up material, but I think he always comes across as a really interesting, intelligent and down to earth bloke in interviews.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 13 February, 2011, 06:30:30 PM
I got a phone call this morning from my local newsie telling me that she has managed to order a copy of prog whatever it was (first one back after christmas), which her suppliers failed to ship to her at the time and have since been giving her the runaround on. 

Problem was I didn't get it elswhere when the problem first arose because I always get it from her and I figured it would be soon rectified. Ha!

Anyway, I think she has fucked them off and gone online for it (I'd have done that myself but live by cash and can't pay electronically).

Can't complain too much 'cos this is the first time she's let me down in 15 years and this at least means I'll have a month and a half worth of progs to catch up on when it comes. Hence life being sorta okay   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 14 February, 2011, 11:58:04 AM
Because yesterday i read a couple of 1966 copies of boy's weekly 'ranger'. In their beautiful oversize pages were to unfinished crosswords, which i completed presumably 45 years on from the last time someone looked at them, AND there's a brilliant 'did you know' page that includes the following: 'everyone knows that if you throw an Australian boomerang it will return to you. But, can you imagine doing the same with an ordinary British football? Believe it or not there is a technique that you can master to throw a ball and have it return to you, like a boomerang. Can you work out what it is? Answer: throw it vertically up into the air.'

Bloody marvellous!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 14 February, 2011, 08:05:46 PM
Oh, and I've just ordered graphic novels WHITEOUT and WHITEOUT: MELT from Play, after loving the movie and longing for these for ages. I know no one else liked the film except me- even my wife was bored rigid- but I did, and have been trying to justify the expense of buying these for months. At six quid or so each, for "the definitive editions", I couldn't resist.

Good times!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 19 February, 2011, 12:23:46 PM
My copies of Oni Press's Whiteout and Whiteout: Melt arrived today- yay!- but in my excitement I ran to the front door, accidentally kicking my lounge's doorframe and I suspect breaking/ fracturing/ severely bruising the middle two toes on my right foot in the process.

Toes swollen and red, sole feels like it's burning.

Nnng. Hoppity hoppity hop.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 February, 2011, 10:19:45 PM
...because I think XKCD is trying to tell me something.

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/let_go.png)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 20 February, 2011, 12:51:05 AM
It's telling you "stop reading XCKD, it fucking sucks ass."
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 February, 2011, 10:12:13 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 February, 2011, 10:19:45 PM
...because I think XKCD is trying to tell me something.

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/let_go.png)



Genius.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 23 February, 2011, 03:42:26 PM
well,despite there being four and a half litres of oil in the car we've not killed it so off to york tomorrow! spent an enjoyable day trolling round manchester getting an ironside dalek for me and hellboy "the ice wolves" to read on my hol and popped into travelling man and got a copy of toyfare to read on the train. also had a huge burger from urger king and a huger coffee from starbucks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 February, 2011, 04:50:50 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 23 February, 2011, 03:42:26 PM
spent an enjoyable day trolling round manchester

If you're not far away, why not join us for the Nortland comic-shopping/pub crawl in Manchester on 9th April?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 23 February, 2011, 04:59:52 PM
must check my diary  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 23 February, 2011, 07:02:50 PM
I have the next couple of days off. I intend to spend this time drawing and generally enjoying the quiet at home. Wish me luck!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 27 February, 2011, 03:18:44 PM
We caught the enemy mouse that's been running around in our house for a week. A trap baited with chocolate and peanut butter in each of two rooms did the trick.

Thank goodness there was only the one mouse. On the down side I spoke to the next door neighbour yesterday and he told me they've got mice, plural. It hadn't occurred to them to put traps down. He was really taken with the novelty of the idea. He also asked me if we were having any problems with the drains, because his is blocked and there's an inch-deep puddle of water covering the inspection hatch in his garden. Maybe they've been using their kitchen sink as a waste disposal next door.
::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 27 February, 2011, 03:57:10 PM
Wait till the rats drop by for tea, toast anything else they can wrestle from the bin including the wicker lining of the bin itself. Beasts!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: EddieHitler on 27 February, 2011, 08:00:38 PM
I had stored a whole stack of Whizzer and Chips under the stairs and the little perishers nibbled away at the edges to make nest material...I have forgiven them now...I'm not bitter...even though it has been 25 years, 3 months, 5 days, etc, etc.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 28 February, 2011, 11:54:55 AM
Because today's payday, and I picked myself up The Complete Harlem Heroes and Invasion! (And Ben Bova's 'Mars Life' too).

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 28 February, 2011, 12:18:47 PM
I went to get a malteser from the bag left out in the office (from Lesley Anne coming back from holiday) and came up with a Cadbury's mini-egg instead. Result.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 28 February, 2011, 08:40:20 PM
On the bus home this evening, I discovered that the little "new" banner beside a thread isn't just for information. It's also a hyperlink to the first unread post!

I would normally have posted this in "minor impediments" due to the amount of effort and bandwidth I've had to expend going to the last page of a thread then clicking "previous" to make sure I hadn't missed anything, but I'm trying to be more positive in my outlook.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 March, 2011, 04:24:00 PM
We're giving England a run for their money in the Cricket world cup!  The brother is an Ireland coach, so I'm fraternally obliged to be aware of these things, but feck me this actually is an exciting one!

http://cricket.yahoo.com/cricket-live-score-ireland-vs-england_23166#subnav/3
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 02 March, 2011, 04:25:28 PM
I'm glad someone is enjoying it TB, cos I'd have put it in the Life Spugs thread. Although I take my hat off to O'Brien for what must be some incredible batting.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 March, 2011, 05:00:29 PM
WE WON!  WE FUNTING WON!

HAPPY DANCE
[/glow]
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 02 March, 2011, 05:11:11 PM
I know absolutely nothing about cricket, but this really is fantastic. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 March, 2011, 05:49:51 PM
Because i just had a little look at my 'to read' pile, which was hidden out of sight, and realised ive got loads of lovely stuff to get through, comicswise. This includes, the complete Invasion!, deadworld: slaughterhouse, spidey: the gauntlet- books 2&3, the most recent requiem vampire knight volume and charley's war: blue's story. My wife has said she wants an early night, and it looks like i'll have a few hours to read some of it later.
However, she has also indicated it would be in my best interests to get a bit if editing done for her this evening, which may eat into that a snidge.
Swings and roundabouts, so hence this thread.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Judge Palmer on 15 March, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
After constant job searching and interviews, someone saw the potential and experience within me to offer me a job.

And, because everything... everything... happens for a reason. It makes you stronger, and you have to make the best of it. Look forward to the future, make the best of the present, and remember the past cannot be changed - but you can learn from it. :)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Brigantian on 15 March, 2011, 06:27:34 PM
Congratulations on the new job. That must be a weight off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 15 March, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
Quote from: Judge Palmer on 15 March, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
And, because everything... everything... happens for a reason.
Well maybe but, more often than not, the reason is that things happen. Still, congratulations on the new job.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 March, 2011, 08:02:59 PM
Good to hear some good news, Judge Palmer.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Keef Monkey on 15 March, 2011, 08:31:58 PM
Good stuff Judge Palmer, jobhunting is hell right now so that's brilliant that you got something. All the best with it!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Judge Palmer on 15 March, 2011, 09:12:02 PM
Thanks guys, your comments and support is appreciated  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 28 March, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
Robbie and I was having an epic sword fight all round the house yesterday. Half way up the stairs for the second time I forced him into a corner where the CD rack was and Clunk it tipped on him spewing CD's all down the stairs. The missus wasn't too happy as many of the cases were right off' but what the hey we had fun.





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TOMMIE on 29 March, 2011, 05:27:20 AM
I do agree with the that Life is some times sort of okay, and some time not okay because there are some things that may bring happiness but sometimes you have to face difficulties .
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 March, 2011, 08:52:30 AM
Just racked our first gallon of Earl Grey wine, and had the obligatory siphon-tasting.  It's... interesting.  Intrigued to see what the final result will be.  I'm imagining ice cubes and a sprig of mint will help.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 07 April, 2011, 12:05:13 PM
Just had a huge argument with a colleague, in a packed meeting, over the fact that when the movie batman has his mask on he also has black make up on to hid his skin.

For some reason this person took great umbrage with my claim of Batman wearing make up.

When someone else, with a laptop, got countless pictures up of the various movie Batmen with over-the-top eyeliner (except the definitive Adam West) he was crestfallen.

Odd.

Reminded me how stupid, and unreal, my day job can be.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 April, 2011, 12:11:04 PM
Quote from: Dunk! on 07 April, 2011, 12:05:13 PM
Just had a huge argument with a colleague, in a packed meeting, over the fact that when the movie batman has his mask on he also has black make up on to hid his skin.
Reminded me how stupid, and unreal, my day job can be.

The argument was work related right?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 07 April, 2011, 12:30:23 PM
Yes.

We have a character who wears a mask for some time in the game I'm currently working on and at the moment looks stupid whilst wearing it.

I mentioned darkening their skin and features when the mask is on like the movie Batmen.

There was a reply...

and thus it began.

The most surprising part is that the person involved is management level and a very bemused client was in the room.

Someone has a secret hard for The Bat methinks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 07 April, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
Shit, I wish the arguments in our team meetings were about things like Batman's mask!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 07 April, 2011, 01:47:44 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 07 April, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
Shit, I wish the arguments in our team meetings were about things like Batman's mask!

Just what I was thinking!
It'd make a change from all those heated debated about the correct number of links in a badge chain.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 April, 2011, 03:54:17 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 07 April, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
Shit, I wish the arguments in our team meetings were about things like Batman's mask!

same, at least I'd win those ones!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 April, 2011, 04:30:37 PM
Finally the postman has realised that, if after gently knocking on the door and there is no answer, then he should leave any parcels behind the recycling bin!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 April, 2011, 04:56:48 PM
...because after weeks of nagging, i finally sat down today and  completed my wife's showreel, and she's loaded it to her website.

Perhaps at last i can get some peace.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steve Green on 08 April, 2011, 11:57:36 AM
It will be short-lived, Steev :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 08 April, 2011, 12:03:39 PM
Youre absolutely right. It lasted til i got to work, when the 'ive thought of some changes' textx started to come through...
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Kerrin on 11 April, 2011, 10:04:32 AM
"You do realise that you booked today off, don't you?"

I do now! Hurrah! Work gear off, flip-flops on.


Edit: Oh yeah, it's only "sort of OK", 'cause I could have stayed in bed. Dopey sod.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 14 April, 2011, 06:44:35 PM
Royal Mail lost the entire contents of the postbox round the corner a fortnight ago. My partner's mother didn't get her lovingly hand-crafted Mother's Day card, and a nephew didn't get his birthday card.

But on the bright side, they also lost the census form we posted. A guy from the census just called to say they hadn't received our form. Hahaha! Twats.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 14 April, 2011, 08:19:36 PM
it got lost in the post? ha! wish i thought of that!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 May, 2011, 10:03:29 PM
Today's charity shop purchases:

SMASH! Annual 1973, with two janus Stark strips, one in colour: One pound.

The Complete World War Hulk trade paperback: Two pounds.

Eight 1990s issues of the Beano: Twenty-five pence each.

The Beano Book of Amazing Facts: One pound.

Yay!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 06 May, 2011, 11:59:19 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 06 May, 2011, 10:03:29 PM
SMASH! Annual 1973, with two janus Stark strips, one in colour: One pound.

Shit, I think I used to have this annual from my big brother as a kid - is it the one where Stark escapes from a cage and slides under and out of the mouth of a tiger skin rug to kill his kidnapper?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 07 May, 2011, 07:49:29 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 06 May, 2011, 11:59:19 PM

Shit, I think I used to have this annual from my big brother as a kid - is it the one where Stark escapes from a cage and slides under and out of the mouth of a tiger skin rug to kill his kidnapper?

It certainly is! After escaping from a boobytrapped catherine wheel, he has to defeat some crazed Indians who want to murder their king, at a circus. In the second strip, he goes to India (in an unconnected story) and gets seconded by the British Government to humiliate a terrorist leader, with elephants.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 07 June, 2011, 07:30:07 PM
On another forum there is a Troll who has been present for the last 2 weeks which is a pain as there is zero moderation as the troll should have been banned ages ago.This troll is there at the top of each thread with the usual drivel so persistence and punctuality are two of his strong points.

I have deduced that He is from the UK and unemployed which explains the punctuality or possibly Cointelpro.His syntax lapses now and again into something that is recognisably from the UK.

This is sort of ok despite it being a pain as i beat up on him and humiliate him on a daily basis which is enjoyable but he wont talk to me anymore.....  :'(

He is also a complete distraction and curiously there are very similar patterns of behaviour to Scott and others i have experienced so it seems that there is a psychological template for Trolls.

Anyway on and on and on and on it goes..............
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 10 June, 2011, 10:37:45 AM
'cos Kevin Smith, on his Smodcast internet radio show on Thursday, mentioned Alan Moore starting out writing scripts for "Judge Dredd in Ad 2000 or whatever that comic is they have over there?"

Round the wrong way but a nice mention. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 10 June, 2011, 11:49:58 AM
Quote from: Peter Wolf on 07 June, 2011, 07:30:07 PM
I have deduced that he is from the UK and unemployed which explains the punctuality...

:lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 10 June, 2011, 01:10:51 PM
wasn't sure if this should be a minor impediment, but decided to look on it in a 'glass half-full' kind of way.

Went to see X-men last night, but only when I got home did I realise I'd lost my wallet with all my cards and over £100 in it. Eventually found a phone number for thecinema (which wasn't easy - I had to ring the emergency contact number for the whole complex to speak to a human who could give me a direct number, all I could find elsewhere was the automatic ticket line).

However, after a half hour trek back across town, they had my wallet safely locked away with all cash intact. Phew!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2011, 11:54:35 AM
Nice one DDD,

I've just moved hoose yesterday and so far no disasters.. :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 11 June, 2011, 11:57:46 AM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2011, 11:54:35 AM
Nice one DDD,

I've just moved hoose yesterday and so far no disasters.. :o
Just wait until the owners get back from church.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 June, 2011, 12:40:38 PM
My injured gerbil, who has been coming out of her glass tank for exercize since Tuesday, was seen running in her wheel using all four paws yesterday. Her injured shoulder (?) has evidently healed; time will tell if she is able to fully extend her front right leg again, but at least she is using it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2011, 01:59:49 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 11 June, 2011, 12:40:38 PM
My injured gerbil, who has been coming out of her glass tank for exercize since Tuesday, was seen running in her wheel using all four paws yesterday. Her injured shoulder (?) has evidently healed; time will tell if she is able to fully extend her front right leg again, but at least she is using it.

I can hear the Rocky music aleady!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 11 June, 2011, 03:39:34 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 11 June, 2011, 01:59:49 PM
I can hear the Rocky music aleady!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 June, 2011, 05:26:32 PM
As documented here in excruciating detail, we got the Boy a Wii for his birthday last month - it was a huge success, and we've all been enjoying it ever since.  

However, after a month the financially thorny issue of getting some new games has now arrived.  We duly presented ourselves at the toy-shop with an old credit-note and started into negotiations with the pre-owned rack.  Beside us at the counter was a mother and her two boys exchanging a small mound of DS and Wii games for credit - shop took most of them, but handed a few back.  Out of the blue, she turned to us and offered us the ones that had been rejected for free - which we fell upon like (grateful) ravening wolves.  Then she said "We've a pile more back at the house - follow us home and you can take them off our hands".

Slightly dubiously (well, we do live deep in bandit country) we followed them to their home, whereupon she gave us Wii Family Trainer with the play mat, Monster Trucks, some Star Wars stuff, some Horrible Histories edu-games and a few kiddie movie tie-ins.  Having nothing to offer her in return, the missus gave them her business card and offered her family a behind-the-scenes tour of the animal shelter she works in, which went down a treat - turned out the family had just adopted two cats from them the previous week, and said they'd love to see how it all works.  Everyone wins.

Goes some  way to confirming my faith in the basic decency of folk on a wet Sunday morning.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 12 June, 2011, 05:36:59 PM
Well that is nice - we need a "We're not all a shower of bastards" thread.

Now think back on the events and see if you have any missing time and count your kidneys (there should still be an average of two each, barring previous accidents or weird mutations).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 12 June, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
That's awesome, TB. That's cheered me right up that has!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 12 June, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
the cynic in me cant help but wonder if she were palming em off before the rozzers called...sure shes just nice and i'm just a cynic :-[
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Post by: TordelBack on 12 June, 2011, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 12 June, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
the cynic in me cant help but wonder if she were palming em off before the rozzers called...

:lol:  Says the man who sent me a free game a few weeks back!
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Post by: Gavin_Leahy_Block on 12 June, 2011, 10:52:32 PM
Great news, Tordel. Good to see that there are a few good people still out there.
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Post by: johnnystress on 12 June, 2011, 10:56:15 PM
*warm glow*
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Post by: Proudhuff on 13 June, 2011, 11:54:32 AM
That great to hear TB, and yeah we need a 'pass/passed it forward thread'

I recently passed a castle and a mountain of figures: knight, dragon, pirates etc on to my mum;s next doors grandson. His wee face was a picture when he came to thank me, excited is not the word! Warm Glow indeed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 13 June, 2011, 01:16:23 PM
TB- A lovely tale. Nice one!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 13 June, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 June, 2011, 09:37:40 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 12 June, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
the cynic in me cant help but wonder if she were palming em off before the rozzers called...

:lol:  Says the man who sent me a free game a few weeks back!


  me fence wunt giv me nuffink for it innit? ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 25 June, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
My noisy neighbours are moving out.

This is neither fantastic or terrible as they had made an effort to cut their noise levels and i did get on with them alright in the end so i i didnt want to say its fantastic as in good riddance but they werent really suited to living here.They are in their early 20s and they want to turn their music up and make noise but some places are not suited to that.I lived in an apartment block in London when i was in my 20s and i couldnt turn music up loud and have noisy parties etc as it was against the terms of the lease and if i was a noise nuisance i would have got strongly worded letters and warnings from other residents and the residents commitee.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 June, 2011, 09:17:12 PM
Someone i used to know [more of an aquaintance] appeared in Word magazine as the writer of the main article in the magazine [sounds that changed music] much to my surprise.This is sort of okay because despite not having seen this individual for years and years i am happy to see him doing well as a writer.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 30 June, 2011, 11:56:41 PM
 The title of the article i am talking about is "40 noises that built rock and roll".I might as well get it right.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 02 July, 2011, 06:43:40 AM
Ha! You won't believe this but, our local Smiths are running out of Progs every week.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 02 July, 2011, 04:16:57 PM
That's very OK. would love to see 2k take off again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 02 July, 2011, 05:53:21 PM
Well it's ok because, when I went in to pick up my comic it wasn't to be seen. I hoped it was selling too well rather than them holding back or not putting as many out anymore. I had a word with the store manager, (an old school friend) and he informed me it's a big seller at the moment. This was Dark Forces prog. A week before the jumping on prog. So, good or bad, for a second, it was touch and go, if I was getting my copy. Clickwheel are a week behind too, so it would have spoilt my flow if I'd waited much longer. :) Alls well that ends well tho.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 02 July, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
yep tis good news.
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Post by: SquashedFly on 03 July, 2011, 12:25:43 AM
Quote from: Krombasher on 02 July, 2011, 06:43:40 AM
Ha! You won't believe this but, our local Smiths are running out of Progs every week.

Same. I only just managed to get the last one there was in Smiths today. Also, I was only in Smiths because the usual place I get the Prog had none at all. I'm not sure if it's because they aren't stocking it or because it sold out, but the place had plenty of the Megazine. I really should get my sub sorted out  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Peter Wolf on 03 July, 2011, 04:05:52 PM
I had a bad attack of Hayfever which started on Friday afternoon and got worse in the evening after i went to a pub out in the countryside and then yesterday it started as soon as i went outside but today it seems to have stopped.This is the only time this summer that i have suffered with it and its the main reason i didnt go up to London yesterday.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 July, 2011, 11:06:08 PM
Won a dinghy race tonight by 2 seconds, after over an hour's racing.  We were trailing last halfway into the first leg, fought back to second round the last mark, and somehow pipped the leader (the top boat in the class) at the finish. I am an absolutely hopeless sailor, and have to work my arse off to hold my own as crew in a two-man boat, so this was a most satisfying result.  It fascinates me how this trivial thing can lift my spirits in a month of utter foulness at work, and financially at home.  I literally dragged myself out to sail this evening in the blackest of moods, and yet left with a spring in my step. 

If you'd told me three years ago that I could make the time to engage in a competitive sport once or twice a week, and get such a boost from it that it pushes back the familiar warning signs of a crashing mental state, I would have laughed.  I honestly feel that having something, preferably something physical and requiring complete concentration while it's actually happening, but yet is completely unimportant, has literally saved my questionable sanity this past while.  So yes, life is sometimes sort of okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 July, 2011, 11:13:55 PM
So there's some Sky One program filming up here where they're building a tree house thingy with the community. They were filming in the local tonight and we were along. Bou is designing the building along with another couple of folks and an architect from the show.
They bought me a pint, so yes, I have taken the Murdoch shilling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 July, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 19 July, 2011, 11:13:55 PM
They bought me a pint, so yes, I have taken the Murdoch shilling.

The subpoena's in the post.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 19 July, 2011, 11:23:03 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 July, 2011, 11:19:41 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 19 July, 2011, 11:13:55 PM
They bought me a pint, so yes, I have taken the Murdoch shilling.

The subpoena's in the post.

As long as it's not a pie in the face.
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Post by: Trout on 20 July, 2011, 12:22:13 AM
It is now traditional to say:

PINT-DRINKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

;)
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Post by: Dandontdare on 20 July, 2011, 11:09:52 AM
Shame I'll probabaly never get to see the programme if it's on Sky! It's amazing how many people I've spoken to who've been ranting about Murdoch but look horrified if I ask if they'll be canacelling their Sky Sports subscription!

My minor jolly: On a total spur of the moment last night I was at a loose end, so went to see As You Like it at the Royal Exchange. Not a play I'm very familar with, and I'm not really a big fan of the comedies, but I really enjoyed it. Playing Rosalind was the wonderfully named Cush Jumbo, who is destined for big things.

Oh and Roy Cropper off Corrie was in the audience.
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 20 July, 2011, 12:07:46 PM
QuoteShame I'll probabaly never get to see the programme if it's on Sky!

Us too!
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Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 31 July, 2011, 02:26:05 AM
Got back from me holidays. When I goes to the kitchen, I discovered that the seal on our freezer door had failed. The rubber seal's a bit dog earred. The long and short of this was, the interior of the freeser had become one huge block of ice. So I defrosted it. With a hammer. And then a wooden spatula (chisel) and work boot (hammer). Eventually I freed the contents:

Kilo of Mince
2 Dozen Chicken Drumsticks
Peas
2 Battered Haddock
8 Ice Cube Trays

I HATE throwing away perfectly good food, and there was no way I could eat all that meat before it turned.
An impromptu Barbecue was needed. A few phone calls later and I enjoyed a top night of meat, fire and beer.
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Post by: House of Usher on 31 July, 2011, 11:37:13 PM
Gardening accident today: my saw bounced across the back of my hand delivering a nasty, deep scratch. Fortunately it didn't hit anything vital and nor do I need any stitches, so no tedious and inconvenient visit to accident and emergency, and no permanent damage except maybe a feeble sort of scar.
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Post by: vzzbux on 31 July, 2011, 11:43:18 PM
We want pic's Ush.
Start an ouch thread so we can show all our Boo Boo's as they happen.




V
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Post by: maryanddavid on 01 August, 2011, 01:52:36 AM
Nice one Pops, and Lucky one Ush. Mayo won the football today, which I enjoyed, my boy was reasonably happy, my father in law was apopletic(sp) with happiness, and my Dad couldnt have given a s#ite.!

David
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Post by: TordelBack on 15 August, 2011, 10:49:12 AM
...I'm back from five days down in Galway, camping with the family at the quay in Rinville in almost non-stop driving rain, and racing a tiny 2-man dinghy in sh***ing-myself Force 6 winds at the National Championships* ... where we came 7th overall (in the whole country!) after 6 brutally punishing races.  We even got ourselves a trophy for best boat that didn't place 1st/2nd/3rd in a race. 

This is a pretty big thing, seeing as I am a fat uncoordinated landlubber, even for crew (my skipper is luckily the real deal) - and we only managed 14th at the same event last year.  We spent the winter basically rebuilding the 40-year old boat, and the summer so far training and racing whenever we could, and it paid off.  My hands are blistered lacerated claws, my legs look like they've been beaten with iron bars, I can't seem to raise my arms over my head or bend at the waist, and I've drunk half the Atlantic. Next year we're making a play for top 5.

We also got a chance to do some puttering about the countryside, visiting Kinvarra and Athenry, and the wife and kids went to the aquarium at Salthill  - south Galway is a lovely, lovely part of the world, highly recommended, even in wind and rain.



*Galway sailors are stone mad.  There's no way we'd have even been let out of the harbour in Dublin in 21-gusting-30 knots, never mind hold a half-dozen races right out in the bay - only one boat stayed upright for the whole weekend, several had to be towed in, the quayside was a blur of first aid kits, broken ribs, lacerated scalps....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 15 August, 2011, 03:35:23 PM
Congratulations. You're bloody insane mind you, doesn't sound like my idea of a good time, but well done anyway.

Galway is definitely on my "to visit" list - my friend just did a week in a horse-drawn caravan for her 50th birthday - soeething of an adventure (with overcrowding, bolting horses, flattened road signs and other jolly japes) but she said the area is stunning and the people lovely.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: johnnystress on 15 August, 2011, 10:36:45 PM
I was looking for a job and then I found a job

I'd rather be a rock star comic artist though
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 August, 2011, 10:55:22 PM
because...

...no matter how stupid a thing I do, there's always going to be someone dumber than me:

(http://duckduckgrayduck.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/aging-sucks.jpg?w=482&h=644)

Poor Alf  :-X  :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 17 August, 2011, 10:33:19 PM
... I've got a job interview tomorrow.

It's only 'sort of okay' because, frankly I need a job but I often feel nervous and slightly unwell before the interview. And bad though it sounds, (or reads in your case)  you get used to being unemployed. The sudden responsibility is somewhat daunting although I know I can work hard when I need to.  Also, I've another worry...

To explain the last sentence, I went for another job interview for a secretary role in a Church Office earlier this year. The interview actually went quite well, but I didn't hear back until today so I assume they thought me unsuitable and gave the role to someone else.* (They asked me why I would be interested in a secretary role with my qualifications.)

Anyway, one of the people who interviewed me called today. "I'd like to call you for an interview," he said. "Not for the same job. For the college next door." (It's a slightly odd set up with a church and college in the same basic complex. You go in through a front door and turn left for the church office right for the office. Heh.) "When would you like to meet?"

We arranged for tomorrow at 12. It's sooner than I'd like but it's best to get these things out of the way.

I took the address again and we hung up. Then I got to thinking... um... what job am I actually being interviewed for this time?  I assume it will either be web or database related or maybe it's just another admin type role. Silly me for not asking.

I didn't really want to call back as I thought that might look bad. The last interview I had with these people was quite relaxed, so I assume this will be too, and he'll just tell me then. I should have asked though so I'd know where to prepare...

Never mind. If I get it great, if not, I'm no worse off than now. It's all experience.


*I have a BSc Computing Science degree and used to be a Software Engineer. Trouble is I've been out of development work for so long that it's difficult to get back into that work, and I haven't kept uptodate, although I still apply for that kind of work from time to time.

On the other hand, when you apply for other non-technical jobs like admin, etc, you can look overqualified and people may worry you'll be leaving for something better soon, which is unlikely in my case, as long as I like the job. I'm not fussed about high wages as long as I can pay for my expenses and have a bit over for fun, the odd book, DVD, the chance to save for other more expensive things once in a while.. In short I'm under-qualified for one type of job, overqualified for the another (qualifications wise. Experience-wise I've small experience in both.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 August, 2011, 10:43:27 PM
Good luck with it, Mardroid. Fingers crossed for ya!
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Post by: Dandontdare on 17 August, 2011, 10:45:35 PM
Good luck Mardroid - the fact that they've actively invited you to interview for a job you didn't apply for has got to be a good sign. They WANT you dude!
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 17 August, 2011, 10:48:18 PM
Keep calm and wear your lucky underpants! Good luck mardroid!
SBT
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Post by: Mardroid on 17 August, 2011, 10:50:16 PM
Cheers guys.
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Post by: TordelBack on 18 August, 2011, 08:44:38 AM
Break a leg, Mardroid.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 18 August, 2011, 11:52:24 PM
Thanks. I got the job! Seemed he just wanted to talk it over with me, see what I thought of it. It's only part-time (with strong possibility of extending the hours later) from basic pay, but it beats dole money. (It's in Eltham a bus ride away so travel isn't that expensive.)

I felt a bit guilty as it turns out the manager (or Principle, in his case as he is the head of a college, I'll be on the admin staff) was someone who knows our family from a while back and has a lot of respect for my father. I only found this out this interview (I thought his face familiar, but I hadn't seen him in years. I think we're talking over 10 years ago.) Amusingly people would be sneering "deus ex machina" if that happened in a fictional story...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 August, 2011, 12:02:37 AM
That's great, Mardroid. Congratulations!

Now go and pop a cold one and have a celebrate - you've earned it!
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Post by: Hoagy on 19 August, 2011, 12:28:36 AM
Nice one Chris :)
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Post by: Emp on 19 August, 2011, 09:30:09 PM
Congratulations !!
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 19 August, 2011, 10:05:49 PM
Well done that man  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 August, 2011, 10:11:38 PM
Good man Mardroid, now you can afford to stand us all a round at Banners' wedding.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 25 August, 2011, 10:17:17 PM
While searching for the entrance to the parallel universe where all my USB thumb drive migrate to, I not only found the one I was looking for but also the one I lost over a year ago along with the spare SD card for my camera :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 26 August, 2011, 10:01:51 AM
I've managed to keep my job in the remixing here. I was hoping for an upgrade, but there was also the possibility of being seriously out of it. So on the whole- I'm glad to still be here.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 26 August, 2011, 11:00:32 AM
It's Friday, the start of the Bank Holiday weekend and I've got an early finish this afternoon. I will be using this time to visit a few comic shops and see what goodies I can find. Life is good.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 29 August, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
Because I've got over 30 hours overtime pay due from this week, despite only doing an extra 11, thanks to the Bank Holiday and the relief staff being shit, meaning I have to cover at "short notice". I was due to meet up with Mr Forces and his family- but thankfully he understood the need to earn filthy lucre comes first.

PLUS- and this is brilliant- I'm currently sitting here watching 'Wingin' It' on CBBC- and I immediately recognised the "coach" actor as Eugene Clarke- better known to some of us as BIG DADDY in LAND OF THE DEAD! I love being a zombie nerd...

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 09 September, 2011, 02:14:33 PM
I did a lunchtime dash to Forbidden Planet and Prbital just now and picked up a few new items. In Orbital I got the Dredd annuals for 88, 90 and 91, with the 2000AD annuals for 89 and 91 for the combined total of £19.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 09 September, 2011, 10:34:12 PM
In my hometown, if you want new 2000AD trades you go to waterstones, who usually carry a fairly good selection of recent releases in their graphic novels section. You never go to whsmith, as they jam their single shelf with manga, batman and other u.s titan titles. From time to time they get one or two, but have had al's baby, backlash and leviathan sitting there for many many months, unsold and unloved.

Imagine my surprise when i shot through today on my way to the bus stop, and found restricted files vol1, case files 1,2,6,7,11,15,16,17, slaine the lord of misrule, slaine the wanderer, and the bendatti vendetta keeping them company!

Edit: colin, i wont be in london tomorrow for the pat mills signing after all, as im now a bit broke. This message may go someway to explaining that! i cant get on fb at the moment, and cant pm from my phone's version of the board, so hope you read this!

SBT
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Post by: Colin Zeal on 12 September, 2011, 10:29:19 AM
No problem SBT. I had to give it a miss as well as I had to do some last minute babysitting of my nephew.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 September, 2011, 05:57:18 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because...

as it was my 50th at the weekend I was excused... everything!! had a great meal out on Friday night,  Saturday: a long lie then a pie and a pint with a old mucker, then off to a family party for moi! where someone had learnt me favourite western swing song just for moi, another long lie and breakie in bed with my comics follow by another kip and a house to myself then Battle LA, oh and lots of loverly prezzies, pity its only every 50 years!!!

back tae old klaze and porrige
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Post by: Dandontdare on 12 September, 2011, 06:54:29 PM
Happy birthday you old fart!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 September, 2011, 07:19:00 PM
Happy Birthday to you Mr Ancient. I reckon you must be the oldest on here, Grandad  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 September, 2011, 07:46:43 PM
you're only as old as the comics you read  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 15 September, 2011, 11:45:59 AM
I took £50 off a mate over a single shot while playing pool last night in the pub. Very handy as I need the cash. Hopefully he won't plead drunkeness when I next see him and ask for it back.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 15 September, 2011, 06:17:27 PM
theres a light at the end of the tunnel.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 September, 2011, 11:35:15 PM
... I have a gap with work and am going to take a financial hit, but this quiet period means I can do lots of catching up in various departments. Last week I got a backlog of invoices out and I can now get on with updating cv, portfolio, drawing and posting stuff online. What I'm enjoying though is catching up with reading a mountain of comics and graphic novels I've had for ages.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 19 September, 2011, 11:49:17 PM
... oh, and finishing off drawings that I promised yonks ago. Feel real guilty about that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 20 September, 2011, 11:39:35 PM
A woman half my age flirted with me today and then the vending machine dropped an extra Yorkie bar, raisin and biscuit no less!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 21 September, 2011, 12:33:39 AM
Quote from: Rog69 on 20 September, 2011, 11:39:35 PM
A woman half my age flirted with me today and then the vending machine dropped an extra Yorkie bar, raisin and biscuit no less!
Helping an old man across the road is not flirting.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 21 September, 2011, 07:54:16 AM
True story: when i was a youngish teenager, i helped an old man across a road in st leonards, and then to his front door because he seemed not to be able to walk properly. It was only when we were at his steps that i noticed he had his cock out all the time, and he invited me in to wank him off.

So apparently, sometimes it is.

SBT

Note: i ran away, before anyone gets smart.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 21 September, 2011, 07:57:17 AM
I didn't know that Proudhuff used to live down there  :lol:
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Post by: Something Fishy on 21 September, 2011, 08:40:58 PM
Happy belated 50th!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 September, 2011, 06:06:50 PM
Because ive just realised that next weekend, my youngest son will be exactly the same age i was when 2000AD prog one came out- 6 years and eight months. To make this even better, he and i have just had an involved conversation over tea about comics, and how he'd like to practice his reading so he can understand things like spider-man *and judge dredd* on his own. I nearly cried, he was so serious about it, and im wtiting this from my front step, where ive gone for a fag to calm down.

SBT
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 27 September, 2011, 07:25:31 PM
This morning at work we had an ammonia leak and so quite a few of us were sent home early, on full pay.
I managed to get home in time to watch the second half of the Canada V Japan match and then have a long sleep  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 29 September, 2011, 09:31:16 PM
'cos after a longish bout with deppression i realised i'm actually feeling like...well, me!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 October, 2011, 04:02:14 PM
After two years of hell due to two scum families renting next door (thanks to our taxes) we've had a new family for the last 3 months or so and they are hilarious.
He looks like Jason Statham while she looks like a prim and proper school teacher from The Little House On The Prairie and they are quite a nice couple.
The thing is, they don't know that the walls are not thick enough to muffle their antics. It's like living next to John and Mary O'Leary from Father Ted. It's always funny when they've been at each others throats and then we see one of them in the back garden and we chat like nothing has happened, so British  :lol:
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Post by: Proudhuff on 11 October, 2011, 04:18:56 PM
glad you got rid of the previous lot, they sounded a nightmare. You should make a point of 'dropping in' on the newbies when they're at full tilt  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 11 October, 2011, 04:27:08 PM
I like that idea  ;)
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Post by: Dandontdare on 12 October, 2011, 10:05:46 PM
Had  to go to a work thing "daahn saarf" today. It was near Heathrow and they flew me business class (cos the cheaper tickets are non refundable if date had changed), so on the way back I had two hours to enjoy mixing with my social superiors in the British Airways Rich Bastards Lounge.

It was another world, as I usually fly EasyRyan. Big leather sofas, free internet and papers, free hot and cold buffet and an open bar - just loads of open bottles of wine, fridges full of beer and optics. I stuffed my face, drank best part of a bottle of very nice red wine and filled my pockets with free crisps and peanuts. And didn't stab any of the braying tossers in the face with my fork.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 12 October, 2011, 10:10:24 PM
report for decontamination on arrival back in the homelands ,chips and gravy and some bitter...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 15 October, 2011, 08:47:11 PM
Because im sitting at the top of an umpteen billion year old cliff face, overlooked by a nine hundred year old castle and gazing down over a beach crammed with thousands of people, some of whom are fighting with lightsabers. Im here with my two children, having just seen hundreds of people parading with flaming torches and dressed as skeletons and buxom wenches, waiting for a £100,000 firework display celebrating nearly a thousand years of history in my home town. It's a balmy night, we dont need hats and the stars are out. Weve talked about whats on the dark side of the moon, the pole star and the plough. In ten minutes the sky will explode with light and colour.

Perhaps this should have been in the 'drokking fantastic' thread after all.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 15 October, 2011, 08:52:37 PM
Except- spoke to soon. Someone just fell off the cliff, and as usual its up to muggins here to get the rescue people. Hope he/she's okay!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 15 October, 2011, 10:02:17 PM
Minor head injury, apparently. A lucky escape i reckon.

Fireworks were great!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 16 October, 2011, 07:28:23 AM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 15 October, 2011, 10:02:17 PM
Minor head injury, apparently. A lucky escape i reckon.

Fireworks were great!

SBT

I'm starting to appreciate your humour now. Hope it spoil the evening too much.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 16 October, 2011, 08:34:33 AM
Not sure what you mean there- which i'll admit is becoming the norm! ;-) but no, it didnt spoil the evening thanks- and the boys got to take a very small part in a heroic cliff rescue, (with winches, and police, and ambulance and everything). Down side is that despite there being a couple of hundred people up there with us, no one bothered to do anything about it when the distraught man started shouting that his mate had fallen off the cliff. Not one. And it was left to me to heroically, er, run over to the rescue van and let them know.
Even my littlest noticed and commented that 'the teenagers were just laughing about it and you were the only one who did anything'.
Instant hero daddy, that's me.
But im glad he was okay, whoever he was.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 16 October, 2011, 11:51:19 AM
Hero!

I'd have done nothing so good on you SBT for showing some initiative.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 16 October, 2011, 12:02:44 PM
I demand a costume be designed for Smallbluethingman!

Well done to you.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 16 October, 2011, 12:18:26 PM
Haha! yes, thanks, but it was- quite literally- merely a jog over to some Rescue Men who were standing around chatting next to their van, a pointed finger and "man. fall. cliff. hurt." deal.

Still, youve got to get praise where you can, and i fully expect Esther Rantzen to turn up and reunite me with whoever it was any minute. It does occur to me that i should have phoned the paper and insisted i go down to check he was okay. That way i couldve got a nice front page photo of me with my Dredd badge shining in the searchlights, and be a shoo-in for the KTT.

Alas, no.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 16 October, 2011, 02:26:20 PM
Where was that SBT?

We were just down on the coast today.  Stunningly lovely day.

Part of the cliffs there had a huge cave in two weeks back and we could see the seam opening where the next bit is about to go. Dramatic.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 16 October, 2011, 02:45:19 PM
Quote from: Something Fishy on 16 October, 2011, 02:26:20 PM
Where was that SBT?

Hastings. It was the end of the Hastings Week celebrations, you see. 1066 and all that!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 October, 2011, 03:08:48 PM
I hope the council didn't pay for all this  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 16 October, 2011, 06:11:03 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 October, 2011, 02:45:19 PM
Quote from: Something Fishy on 16 October, 2011, 02:26:20 PM
Where was that SBT?

Hastings. It was the end of the Hastings Week celebrations, you see. 1066 and all that!

SBT

oh gottya.  I saw something about it on Bing. Re-enactments and stuff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 17 October, 2011, 05:01:44 AM
Going for HIGH TEA, at the Equinox complex top of the stamford tower today with friends. clear day like this should be able to see the horizon for some 30 miles,

thats a pleasant way to while away an afternoon.

oh I likey.....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 October, 2011, 06:03:14 PM
my mum pointed out that Explosion is not spelt as Explkouchion befor I posted on a facebook group page Well the badness of this spelling amused me so much I thort I would share
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 October, 2011, 06:24:28 PM
Does she think these posts are beneath her  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 17 October, 2011, 06:42:40 PM
CF, are you trying to insinuate that his mum has had an explosion (aherm) downstairs..... :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 03 November, 2011, 09:22:40 PM
was in sainbrays yesterday and scored a DOTM Lazerbeak for half price.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 04 November, 2011, 06:50:08 PM
Because Primeval returns! Yes, the show nerds want dead but that keeps coming back, is coming back, again- as a post-watershed uk/Canada co-production that begins filming in Feb. New cast, 'adult themes, sex and violence', with an existing uk cast member as part of the deal. Thirteen episodes, and i want them NOW.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 04 November, 2011, 07:52:59 PM
Post-Watershed is disastrous news.  It had all the sexiness and violence you would want in a family show. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 November, 2011, 08:05:41 PM
So that's just one UK cast member returning, I hope it's Rex  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 November, 2011, 11:14:16 PM
Even more Spearritt pants? I'm up for that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2011, 12:27:42 AM
I have 4 coats.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 05 November, 2011, 12:48:39 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2011, 12:27:42 AM
I have 4 coats.

well done
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
If hoodies count as coats then I actually have 6 coats.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 05 November, 2011, 10:27:20 PM
They don't count.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2011, 11:12:23 PM
You're a real jerk.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Misanthrope on 05 November, 2011, 11:38:31 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2011, 12:27:42 AM
I have 4 coats.

I have fork handles.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 05 November, 2011, 11:41:18 PM
I have 4 skins.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 05 November, 2011, 11:43:38 PM
You are a lazy serial murderer.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 06 November, 2011, 12:19:40 PM
I've just spent a pleasant hour poking right-wingers with a stick on Facebook over their "righteous poppy outrage" posts.
Now to do something worthwhile with my day...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 06 November, 2011, 05:32:46 PM
Well, I'm wearing mine with pride, I must be a right-winger!!  Glad to see you're off to do something worthwhile with your day.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 06 November, 2011, 06:07:56 PM
amil (fascist jihadist nutter in "muslims against crusade") choudray (sic?) was on the sunday morning show telling us how we are wearing poppies to murder muslims?!?!  a sane muslim woman came on later and dismissed him as a donkey ...i  liked her! :lol: i havent got mine yet!

mini got ers from school on friday ,a stick on no pricking your mates with a pin variety!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 07 November, 2011, 12:24:56 AM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 06 November, 2011, 05:32:46 PM
Well, I'm wearing mine with pride, I must be a right-winger!!  Glad to see you're off to do something worthwhile with your day.

Ah, fer grud's sake - not here as well!

For the record: I approve of poppies. I approve of remembering sacrifices made by servicemen. I approve of raising money to help injured servicemen. I bought a poppy and have it pinned to my coat.

However: I have yet to encounter anybody - Muslim or otherwise - who has objected to the above. Hysterical hearsay about some idiot 21 year old burning a poppy is not the same as 'all Muslims hate poppies'.

Rant over.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 07 November, 2011, 12:59:36 PM
"Ah, fer grud's sake - not here as well!"

What do you mean?  I didn't post in response to any story about some 21 year old burning a poppy, I don't know anything about that.  I posted in response to you seeming to infer that anyone wearing a poppy is right-wing.  I was attempting sarcasm, obviously, not very successfully!

I never said that I had met a Muslim or otherwise who had objected to me wearing my poppy, because I haven't, which is why I am confused by your reply.  Still, glad to see in the end that we seem to share the same views.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 November, 2011, 01:20:37 PM
A friend's mother was telling me about how a local (here in south Dublin) proddy Scout Troop was refusing to take part in a Rememberance Day service, because it was 'paramilitary and pro-war' (the various proddy youth groups (Scouts, Guides, Cubs, Boy's Brigade, all that lot) show up at church in their uniforms and carry their own flag, if they have one). 

Now poppy-wearing is a minority occupation here in Saor Stat Eireann, and I don't think I've worn one since I was a proddy Scout myself (yes, we have proddy scouts and taig scouts here, or more properly Scout Association of Ireland Scouts (who purport to be secular) and Catholic Boy Scouts of Ireland (who don't) --very deep sigh--), but I was pretty taken aback at the reasons offered there. 

If kids (and presumably their deluded leaders) think Rememberance Day is a pro-war event, then I think far more needs to be made of it.     
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 07 November, 2011, 01:45:15 PM
But, but...Scouts are paramilitary aren't they? ;)

I understand that some arsewipe burning a Poppy, or taking it as a political statement (not you noisy or tankie!) might be new to some people. It's not new in glorious NI unfortunately.

My personal opinion is that if someone reckons it's big and hard to burn a symbol of rememberance, put them in the army or something. They'll soon fuckin remember then!

M.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 November, 2011, 01:51:55 PM
Can we go back to talking about coats now?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 November, 2011, 02:07:11 PM
I have many coats, but no poppies. I put money in the poppy box (one of the few exceptions to my "charities are emblematic of governments' indifference towards those individuals who should be Absolutely Top Priority but instead must rely on begging" rule) but don't wear a poppy. I don't need a "badge" to say to other people 'Hey! Look at me! I'm remembering!'

I do think that most charities are a drokking abomination, though. Most of my coats are quite abominable, too.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 07 November, 2011, 02:27:48 PM
I went for wearing one of these this year as my poppies become bedraggled quite easy or lost on my job.
(http://www.hoylandroyalbritishlegion.co.uk/images/poppy_wreaths/poppy_band.jpg)



V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 07 November, 2011, 02:40:39 PM
I think it's great that you donate to the Poppy Appeal, Sharkie, and I totally respect you not wearing a poppy because "you don't need to wear a 'badge' to say to other people, Hey!  Look at me!  I'm remembering!"  Alternatively, you've decided to tell the world on the Internet that you're remembering, instead!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 November, 2011, 03:02:28 PM
Dang, entangled in a web of my own best intentions!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 07 November, 2011, 03:45:06 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 07 November, 2011, 12:59:36 PM
"Ah, fer grud's sake - not here as well!"

What do you mean?  I didn't post in response to any story about some 21 year old burning a poppy, I don't know anything about that.  I posted in response to you seeming to infer that anyone wearing a poppy is right-wing.  I was attempting sarcasm, obviously, not very successfully!

I never said that I had met a Muslim or otherwise who had objected to me wearing my poppy, because I haven't, which is why I am confused by your reply.  Still, glad to see in the end that we seem to share the same views.

Sorry Tankie - it was late, I was tired, and cranky at seeing so many variations on the same thing on other sites, I mis-read your post. I was wrong. My unreserved apologies.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 07 November, 2011, 04:01:08 PM
What if you wear the same poppy every year?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 07 November, 2011, 04:06:20 PM
I hang on to my poppies. I have a collection of a few because I generally lose a couple every November, but I always buy one or two every year.

JvB
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 07 November, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
Thanks, Noisy, no problems.
Cheers, Mike.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 16 November, 2011, 04:48:45 PM
After weeks of anxiety about it, the government auditor came to my work today to talk to me about some of our accounts. It wasn't the anal reaming I thought it would be and the auditor... she was HOT. I mean stilettos and stockings HOT. Bloody hard to concentrate on her questions.

JvB
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 18 November, 2011, 01:10:52 PM
Same thing happened to me when a solicitor was interviewing me about one of my stolen motorbikes.  She was a total biscuit.  Supermodel hot.


Anyway, life is sort of OK because we managed to get undercharged by £150 for our work Christmas Party (they sent us a bill, we thought it was wrong, we queried it, they confirmed thet amount we had to pay for the number of people). 

Which is nice for us but I get the feeling that some poor soul at the bar is getting a bit of a dressing down at this very moment. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 November, 2011, 09:38:52 PM
At 6 PM on Saturday the 19th of November 2011 I made the decision to purchase pizza.

This would prove to be the tastiest decision I made for all of that week.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 21 November, 2011, 10:05:41 PM
I've just been jiffed to play Santa for Robbie's Judo next month.
HO HO HO




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 23 November, 2011, 12:16:01 PM
I have the day off today because I am a hero at work for spending most of last night getting a customer out of the brown stuff.

I had a close shave though, I filled up my car last night and knew I would probably be working an all nighter so I pondered buying an energy drink or something from the garage. I actually had a packet in my hand that contained a couple of herbal supplement tablets called "Up all night" but luckily I realised in time what they actually were.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 23 November, 2011, 12:53:31 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 21 November, 2011, 10:05:41 PM
I've just been jiffed to play Santa for Robbie's Judo next month.
HO HO HO




V

My sister asked me to play Santa at my nephew's nursery. It was only after I agreed that she informed that it was for the entire school rather than just the nursery class. I would still have said yes but felt a bit annoyed that she hadn't told me the full details.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 29 November, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
I have 3 pairs of corduroy trousers.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 November, 2011, 01:55:55 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 29 November, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
I have 3 pairs of corduroy trousers.

You are the 1%.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 10 December, 2011, 01:50:23 PM
...because i spent a great evening in swansea with House of Usher and his lovely lady, at The Bluestocking Lounge, watching burlesquers, including my lady wife who was headlining. Mr Usher was thoroughly charming, and in the breaks we discussed vodka and gerbils in some depth, but im afraid our chat about baron zemo was curtailed by the arrival of a taxi.

Then i sat up til three with some lovely people in a custom built country mansion, surrounded by cats, dancing girls, chatting to mine host and his frankly magnificent beard about george romero and brian may/sabbath at hammersmith in 1989, before sleeping in the world's most comfortable bed in a room filled with costumes from and for The London Dungeon.

Now on a train home with haribo smurfs.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 12 December, 2011, 10:48:05 AM
Last Sunday I spent most of the afternoon repairing my washing machine, this Sunday I spent most of the day repairing a burst pipe in my downstairs loo.

I was having a moan about losing the only 2 days off I've had this month to the above, but then the wife reminded me of how much money I had probably saved us by being able to do this stuff myself    :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 15 December, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
Off to play Santa in a bit. Wish me luck.






V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 15 December, 2011, 07:50:07 PM
Good luck and good for you for spreading the Christmas cheer. I hope there are some sexy elves to help you.

JvB
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 15 December, 2011, 11:03:39 PM
Santa time went spot on. I wasn't even recognised by my own children. Sophie ran off crying but she hates Santa anyway.
HO HO HO




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 17 December, 2011, 02:10:17 PM
Just been doing my accounts as I do every few months. I got into a financial mess in 2006 and I have been paying off debts ever since which has stopped me from being able to socialise or go on holiday or anything much really. It has definitely exacerbated the depression I suffer from periodically.

Just discovered that I've paid off the worst debt and they actually owe me 40 quid, the credit card debt is paid off next month and the Barclays debt is due to be paid off in Feb. It would have been today but the bastards added 50 quid to the account last month without any explanation and the debt recovery agency couldn't tell me why. If they do that again next month I am refusing to pay without an explanation. Me and the agency have an agreement so Barclays can't keep adding money to the end to stop me from clearing the debt. I'll get legal advice from the union or one of the credit advice lines if I have to. But all the same, overall it is FANTASTIC news as I thought I had another year of this stress and strain. I'm not good at maths.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: O Lucky Stevie! on 19 December, 2011, 05:19:55 AM
Over drinks at the Grace last Friday night Stevie had a delightful conversation with another chap about our mutual enthusiasm for Burroughs.

Only to realise on Saturday morning that we had both been refering to two completely different authors.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 December, 2011, 07:24:04 AM
Tordelback tries to imagine Stevie discussing Dejah Thoris' significance to the beat movement in the third person.  Tears of laughter ensure.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 December, 2011, 10:56:56 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 December, 2011, 07:24:04 AM
Tordelback tries to imagine Stevie discussing Dejah Thoris' significance to the beat movement in the third person.  Tears of laughter ensure.

John carter of mars in cut would be...interesting
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 December, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 17 December, 2011, 02:10:17 PM
Just been doing my accounts as I do every few months. I got into a financial mess in 2006 and I have been paying off debts ever since which has stopped me from being able to socialise or go on holiday or anything much really. It has definitely exacerbated the depression I suffer from periodically.

Just discovered that I've paid off the worst debt and they actually owe me 40 quid, the credit card debt is paid off next month and the Barclays debt is due to be paid off in Feb. It would have been today but the bastards added 50 quid to the account last month without any explanation and the debt recovery agency couldn't tell me why. If they do that again next month I am refusing to pay without an explanation. Me and the agency have an agreement so Barclays can't keep adding money to the end to stop me from clearing the debt. I'll get legal advice from the union or one of the credit advice lines if I have to. But all the same, overall it is FANTASTIC news as I thought I had another year of this stress and strain. I'm not good at maths.

you go girl! that must be a great feeling, looking forward to it someday
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: O Lucky Stevie! on 20 December, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 December, 2011, 07:24:04 AM
Tordelback tries to imagine Stevie discussing Dejah Thoris' significance to the beat movement in the third person.  Tears of laughter ensure.

Stevie strongly suspects that he narrowly avoided a glassing through both authors' penchant for ovipositors & generous usage of the word, "thark."

Quote from: Proudhuff on 19 December, 2011, 10:59:33 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 17 December, 2011, 02:10:17 PM
But all the same, overall it is FANTASTIC news as I thought I had another year of this stress and strain. I'm not good at maths.

you go girl! that must be a great feeling, looking forward to it someday

Fantastically seconded. You'll be having to change that first name of yours at this rate  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 December, 2011, 03:48:41 AM
Quote from: O Lucky Stevie! on 20 December, 2011, 03:21:22 AM
Fantastically seconded. You'll be having to change that first name of yours at this rate  ;)

Thirded, nice one!  I'm at least five years away from that point, even leaving aside the mortgage, but Staticgirl gives me hope that it's doable.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 20 December, 2011, 03:59:17 PM
... I'm off work now until January the 9th. I should be paid for it too, although I had to use half my holiday despite the college being closed anyway. Still, small complaints being a part-time worker.

I'm not looking forward to being back in January though. New term could be hectic.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 20 December, 2011, 04:23:26 PM
Yep, just finished work today and not back til the 4th,  :D Only blott on the landscape is job cuts are very much ongoing at our place, with more to come in the new year - but hey, made it this far.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 December, 2011, 05:36:34 PM
jammy buggers - I'm in till Thursday and back on Wednesday. Grrr and humbug!

And nice one Staticgirl - debt can be a easy hole to fall into but a hard one to dig oneself out of - glad to hear you can see light at the end of the tunnel.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 27 December, 2011, 07:41:04 PM
D'aww thanks guys. When I first got into this mess I thought I was going to be made bankrupt and homeless etc but although it was very stressful and has made life difficult for the last 5 years, it hasn't been impossible like I thought it would be.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 03 January, 2012, 07:40:21 AM
I lost my job.  :(
I went for an interview for a bigger role :-\
I AM ON THE VERY SHORT LIST  :)
Meeting them Friday evening to discuss.  :P

I know the positive energy from this place is a factor in keeping my smile.
hope to be posting in LIFES DROKKIN FANTASTIC soon.  ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 06 January, 2012, 05:38:38 PM
I seem to have dodged the redundancy bullet again and as an added bonus the ensuing management re-shuffle means that my feckless, unapproachable and generally useless boss of the last seven years has been moved to another position that is far, far away from me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 January, 2012, 06:17:21 PM
Nice one Rog.  The wife suffered through the stress of a massive redundancy programme at the end of last year, and after fighting a long Union campaign emerged job-intact with a major paycut and vastly shittier position reporting to her bullying Walter Mittyesque nemesis, leading to much grief and hand-wringing. 

However, in an amusing New Year twist the promotion of said pathological liar has actually exposed the former golden girl to management as the incompetent fantasist she has always been - which ongoing tragicomedy now delivers my wife to me each evening with a broad smile on her face and (combo bonus!) the increased sex drive of one who has survived universal catastrophe.   Schadenfreude FTW.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dounreay on 06 January, 2012, 08:42:19 PM
I just spent an interesting half hour looking for village with an ominous sounding name near Gloucester that I could use in a story and discovered that there's a wee place called Ampney Crucis!

Toppers old boy!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 January, 2012, 08:52:01 PM
Quote from: Dounreay on 06 January, 2012, 08:42:19 PM
I just spent an interesting half hour looking for village with an ominous sounding name near Gloucester that I could use in a story and discovered that there's a wee place called Ampney Crucis!

Toppers old boy!

So there is! http://www.ampneycrucis.f9.co.uk/

Zarjaz!  :)

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 06 January, 2012, 09:00:25 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 06 January, 2012, 08:52:01 PM
Quote from: Dounreay on 06 January, 2012, 08:42:19 PM
I just spent an interesting half hour looking for village with an ominous sounding name near Gloucester that I could use in a story and discovered that there's a wee place called Ampney Crucis!

Toppers old boy!

So there is! http://www.ampneycrucis.f9.co.uk/

Zarjaz!  :)

It has even got a Wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampney_Crucis

A more important question is: Do the people of Ampney Crucis know about Ampney Crucis Investigates? Could Tharg donate a copy of Vile Bodies to the raffle or would that frighten the geese on the village green?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 January, 2012, 09:09:49 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 06 January, 2012, 09:00:25 PM

It has even got a Wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampney_Crucis

A more important question is: Do the people of Ampney Crucis know about Ampney Crucis Investigates? Could Tharg donate a copy of Vile Bodies to the raffle or would that frighten the geese on the village green?

They have a "literary references" page on their website, so I've just emailed them with a link to the official site here, suggesting they might like to add it.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 09 January, 2012, 04:23:51 AM
I ordered a CD about 6 to 9 months ago on a wim I never throt it would be sent out as it said back order and I thort it was out of print any way I compleatley fogot about it till today when going thro emails I find that on the 29th of december 2011 they dispached it now im woundering how the hell they atachily got a copy.

http://www.hlj.com/product/GONMJCD23032
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 January, 2012, 10:01:04 PM
Mad Men is back on March 25. WWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 January, 2012, 03:49:39 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 06 January, 2012, 09:09:49 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 06 January, 2012, 09:00:25 PM

It has even got a Wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampney_Crucis

A more important question is: Do the people of Ampney Crucis know about Ampney Crucis Investigates? Could Tharg donate a copy of Vile Bodies to the raffle or would that frighten the geese on the village green?

They have a "literary references" page on their website, so I've just emailed them with a link to the official site here, suggesting they might like to add it.

SBT

...and I got a response. From Frank Skinner- though I'm assuming not THE Frank Skinner (but it might be), who states that he had overlooked the inclusion of the strip on their literary references section of the site, but that they did run a feature on it in their newsletter recently. He attached a link http://www.ampneycrucis.f9.co.uk/TAT_Oct-Nov2011WEB.pdf but I can't get it to work, as it won't go past 1.51mb before seizing up. If someone could take a look and let me know what it is, that'd be grand.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 January, 2012, 04:20:12 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 11 January, 2012, 03:49:39 PM
If someone could take a look and let me know what it is, that'd be grand.
SBT

It made the front page! Below a cropped portion of the cover to prog 1716 it says:
Quote2000AD, famous for the Judge
Dredd stories, is a British Science
Fiction comic, now in its 34th year.
It has been a very successful
launching pad for getting UK artists
into the vast American market.
And its connection with our village?
They have been running a series of
detective stories since 2008 called
"Ampney Crucis Investigates", and
yes, the lead character is Professor
Ampney Crucis!
Ampney

and that's about it. Is he a professor?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cthulouis on 17 January, 2012, 09:42:30 PM
When the landlord said he was getting someone round to do some work on the bathroom, I was somehow led to the idea that he just wanted to replace some wallpaper with tiles.

Turned out he actually wanted to replace the entire bathroom suite, requiring modifications to the electrical system throughout the house.

Yet now the light at the end of the tunnel is visible. We still don't have a shower, but the rest of the house is becoming usable again, and I can get back to work on my Dr WTF?! stuff! Two weeks left, I can do this...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 17 January, 2012, 10:36:39 PM
This pizza is fuckin tasty.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ICONIC_TM on 17 January, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
My Name is Earl, Number 239, Made A Kid Scared Of The Boogeyman! :lol:

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 18 January, 2012, 01:59:15 AM
I've got a whole bunch of comics lately to read through.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 January, 2012, 02:22:43 AM
Spent a rare kid-free day doing a long series of small fiddly technical tasks for various family members (father, mother, father-in-law) and former colleagues, all which of which were shades of frustrating and most of which involved me writing '2011' as the date at some point, but on completion I find myself immensely satisfied by how much got done.  Finished up and made it home for 2am to find a delicious spicy chicken stew and homemade wine waiting for me courtesy of my lovely wife, and am now replete and heading for bed, a solid 4 hours sleep before the usual pre-dawn sprogageddon. 

Helped remind myself that these are very much the good years.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ICONIC_TM on 18 January, 2012, 07:52:40 PM
When you find more than one gherkin slice in a tub of rollmops
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ICONIC_TM on 18 January, 2012, 08:16:45 PM
Of Deadmau5   :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 18 January, 2012, 08:25:19 PM
cheezy puffs
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ICONIC_TM on 18 January, 2012, 08:58:33 PM
Of Mazzy Star - Into Dust (John O'Callaghan Deep Dream Remix)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X82C-2Ghy1c
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 19 January, 2012, 10:26:13 AM
..of Katherine Jenkins...phwoooar roooowaaaaarrrr
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 19 January, 2012, 10:30:25 AM
Close both of your accounts now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 19 January, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
 ::) :lol: what other one? how did you know I was also on the Playschool forum?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ICONIC_TM on 20 January, 2012, 11:51:05 AM
When You Find A Transformers Dark Of The Moon Mechtech Leader Class Ironhide For £21.00 In
Tesco`s  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 21 January, 2012, 06:48:53 AM
moggy turned up this morning after 3 days missing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 January, 2012, 07:19:07 AM
Quote from: wonkychop on 21 January, 2012, 06:48:53 AM
moggy turned up this morning after 3 days missing.

Cats treat our affections like a particularly wriggly fieldmouse. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 21 January, 2012, 07:43:06 AM
I've asked Tiddles about this :

Q : "Are you playing with my heart?"

A : "Mrkgnao!"


I'll have the little devil micro -chipped.

There's a good idea for a t.v programme. Place a tiny camera somewhere on a cat, and see just what the hell they get up to when they go out!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 January, 2012, 09:15:33 AM
The cafés surrounding the library where I do a lot of my work have gradually been closing one by one over the past few years, forcing me to use the nearby very-reasonable County Council canteen for essential breaks when the ringtones, burgers and snogging got too much. 

For the last 6 months I haven't even been to afford that, so huddling with a flask of restorative coffee in doorways has been my lot until this week.  Okay in the summer, but January, ack.  But now the way-too-expensive caf in the nearby arts centre has closed (which is sad, it was lovely, and the staff were great), and been replaced with a 'drop-in space', which has self service half-decent coffee for an honour-system 'suggested donation' of €1, good square tables, powerpoints and free fast WiFi.  There's also a pleasant flow of kids coming and going from dance lessons, gallery exhibits being loaded and unloaded, and bands thumping away tunelessly on the floors above, which is exactly the kind of white noise I like to keep my 'mind' ticking over.  I find myself splitting my work over the two spaces now, library and arts centre, depending on whether I need my phone on, or need to spread my gear out.

I know it's only a matter of time before it's abused out of existence (and I may be guilty of that too), but it's a great service, and for now it's made my office-less attempts to get old work finished up and secure some new paying work infinitely more comfortable, and affordable.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 21 January, 2012, 05:54:25 PM
I've eaten so many packets of cheezy puffs that my head has turned to orange and my toenails have gone all black and are curling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 21 January, 2012, 06:04:32 PM
Mmm, that doesnt sound good, you may be allergic to something in the puffs. Might be an idea to get ya sen to hospital ASAP, just to be safe like.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 21 January, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
..it's sort of o.k.  :-[
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 22 January, 2012, 02:37:21 PM
Quote from: wonkychop on 21 January, 2012, 06:11:43 PM
..it's sort of o.k.  :-[

Dont end up like this poor lad,  ;)  - http://1000reasonsimabadmom.com/reason-150-my-son%E2%80%99s-swift-descent-into-addiction/
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 January, 2012, 04:02:16 PM
Quote from: wonkychop on 21 January, 2012, 07:43:06 AM
Place a tiny camera somewhere on a cat, and see just what the hell they get up to when they go out!

turns out they're prtty crap camera operators.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJJH-KgkvNM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJJH-KgkvNM&feature=related)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 22 January, 2012, 04:11:11 PM
That was still interesting! If they could find a way to position the camera on the cat's head or under the chin without causing distress from the animal the view would be even closer to what the animal sees... but that would probably be too cruel.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 22 January, 2012, 05:47:55 PM
Thanks for the link Dandontdare.

It would be cruel with a large camera like that. You'd need a very small one so the cat doesn't know it's wearing it. It would be interesting viewing when moggy jumps into the upstairs window of the house a couple of doors down. It could even become an iphone app; trace your moggy! :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 23 January, 2012, 01:34:50 PM
Just spent £400 on a new 40" 3D TV  :-\
http://www.directtvs.co.uk/Toshiba_40TL868B_40_Inch_Internet_3D_LED_TV/version.asp#maindesc
Didn't bother with getting the glasses as the 3D aspect doesn't bother me and at £70 a pop they can't fuck right off.





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 23 January, 2012, 02:50:11 PM
Don't be so miserable, man.  :lol:

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 January, 2012, 04:23:42 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 22 January, 2012, 04:11:11 PM
That was still interesting!

It'd be a lot more interesting if it wasn't an indoor cat.  My cats' territories and daily circuits have always fascinated me. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 23 January, 2012, 09:58:48 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 23 January, 2012, 04:23:42 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 22 January, 2012, 04:11:11 PM
That was still interesting!

It'd be a lot more interesting if it wasn't an indoor cat.

Although I  decided to go for a positive post, I'll admit, I thought that too.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: locustsofdeath! on 23 January, 2012, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 19 January, 2012, 10:30:25 AM
Close both of your accounts now.


:lol: :lol: ...scary to think I've shared a thought with Roger.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 04 February, 2012, 11:53:22 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because... I fixed the zip on my coat.

As a man of science I had previously assumed that zips were the product of the darkest of magics, with the slider containing enslaved pixies whose little hands knitted the two sides of the zip together.

Now it appears they are fairly straightforward mechanical devices and there is no such thing as a broken zip unless it is missing teeth. 30 seconds with a pair of needle-nose pliers and everything was working again.* The only downside is that I have thrown away more than one coat and probably other items of clothing because of broken zips when there are fixes to most of the ways the different types of zips can break. I'll chalk this up to "the Internet can fix everything if you search long enough."

* Not the first time this has happened to me, just not with zips ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 05 February, 2012, 12:03:11 AM
My good news is that I have overpaid my life insurance for the mortgage over the last two years, and it will come down by around €30 a month.

The bad news is I have overpaid my life insurance over the last two years. :(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 05 February, 2012, 04:56:36 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 04 February, 2012, 11:53:22 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because... I fixed the zip on my coat.

As a man of science I had previously assumed that zips were the product of the darkest of magics, with the slider containing enslaved pixies whose little hands knitted the two sides of the zip together.

I put on my first plug head the other day. I know it's something most people learn, but it's something I've never done. Basically there was an extension lead required at our work, but the spare one not being used was stuck in a small room... with the plug lead passing through a hole in the wall to the classroom next door where the socket was located.  The plug was too large for the hole which meant retrieving it required removing the plug.

I'd left it as I'm not really technical that way, as I wasn't sure I should chance it. Then I thought, how hard could it be? Just look at where the wires go, and put them back there afterwards. Which is what I did, making a quick diagram before hand just to makes sure I put them in the right place. It worked well.

A simple accomplishment, but I felt embarrassingly proud of myself.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 06 February, 2012, 11:42:49 PM
Next thing you know you'll be learning how to use a computer.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 07 February, 2012, 12:51:00 AM
Quote from: Mardroid on 05 February, 2012, 04:56:36 PMA simple accomplishment, but I felt embarrassingly proud of myself.

Celebrate the small victories!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 February, 2012, 01:05:00 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 07 February, 2012, 12:51:00 AM
Quote from: Mardroid on 05 February, 2012, 04:56:36 PMA simple accomplishment, but I felt embarrassingly proud of myself.

Celebrate the small victories!!

Too right.  We all have our areas* of ignorance, and making any headway into them is cause for celebration.  Example:  despite being moderately computer-literate, I only installed and successfully used Skype for the first time a fortnight ago.  Yay me!



*In my case, whole super-continents.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 07 February, 2012, 11:38:55 AM
I know were you are coming from. What is Skype? I don't know. I only have a vague notion. How many other alternatives to it are there? Another 2000 I imagine. It seems we make things more complicated for ourselves with all the choices we have for what is in effect a very basic task. I mean, look at music nowadays. How many formats, how many do we need in the home? One.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 08 February, 2012, 10:47:15 AM
Another example of not understanding new technology is this morning "headlines" that Kylie has recieved threatening comments on twitter from some noob. Doesn't she know how to use the ignore function; or am I being naive?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 09 February, 2012, 02:04:53 PM
I dunno, I don't see an obvious ignore button but then I don't really know Twitter that well, don't spend an awful lot of time on it.

Having said that, I just clicked on it and it looks different and I like it. You can follow conversations easier.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 09 February, 2012, 09:46:05 PM
Twitter's the place to be nowadays if you want a conversation online.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 10 February, 2012, 10:50:50 PM
Work are giving me an ipad  :D.

The only thing that stops this going in the fantastic thread is that it will have an app on it that will enable them to track me like a tagged sex offender.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 February, 2012, 01:20:42 AM
I thought they all had those.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 11 February, 2012, 02:06:00 AM
Roger doesn't.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 14 February, 2012, 10:14:11 AM
I'm not freezing to death anymore.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 February, 2012, 04:38:42 PM
Okay, so I'm a worthless penniless lardass scraping whatever casual work I can find, but it has its advantages.  To-wit: a mid-term break day with my son practicing musket drill and dueling at the museum, then choosing the next Tintin in a bookshop where he found sufficient diversion to allow me a decent browse, followed by an indulgent trip to the chippy for (his) lunch, a couple of tram rides and an afternoon of Boxing and Monster Trucks on the Wii.  In between I managed to get short-listed for a nice little project (all phalanges, meta-carpals and -tarsals crossed), sorted out some outstanding accounting from last year, and got our Valentine's dinner bought and prepped. 

I doubt the rich and productive can boast of a day quite so satisfying, and it's not even dark yet.  Wasted in the world of full-time employment, I was.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 04:56:40 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than occupying my unassailable plot on the moral high ground that comes from not having children so once again you lose.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 14 February, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 04:56:40 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than occupying my unassailable plot on the moral high ground that comes from not having children so once again you lose.

How is not having children a 'Moral High Ground'

you tit. please piss off
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 February, 2012, 05:37:38 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 14 February, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
How is not having children a 'Moral High Ground'

Reducing unequal consumption of finite resources, for one thing.  I actually agree with Roger there, but I'm afraid the chance to legitimately, unironically, enjoy things like Santa Claus, repelling imaginary pirates, learning to read, day-long sandcastle building and elaborate teddy bears' picnics, overwhlelms my certainty that adding more kids to the planet is the ultimate act of selfishness.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 14 February, 2012, 05:44:59 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 14 February, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 04:56:40 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than occupying my unassailable plot on the moral high ground that comes from not having children so once again you lose.

How is not having children a 'Moral High Ground'

you tit. please piss off

Granted that is the first thought that often zips across the mind of a reader of one of Roger's posts, but then one tends to reformulate their reply to match the tongue-in-cheek* manner we must assume his reply was made in (or was it... ?).

Quote from: TordelBack on 14 February, 2012, 05:37:38 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 14 February, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
How is not having children a 'Moral High Ground'

Reducing unequal consumption of finite resources, for one thing.  I actually agree with Roger there, but I'm afraid the chance to legitimately, unironically, enjoy things like Santa Claus, repelling imaginary pirates, learning to read, day-long sandcastle building and elaborate teddy bears' picnics, overwhlelms my certainty that adding more kids to the planet is the ultimate act of selfishness.

Roger does all of those things, unironically.**

* although whose tongue in whose/which cheek is very difficult to ascertain from this angle

** As long as they are euphemisms for bodily functions
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 06:16:48 PM
All my posts are completely serious all the time. I have a MA which proves this fact.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 14 February, 2012, 06:30:08 PM
The real irony here is that Roger's existence proves his point about having children.

To sum up: your mum.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 06:34:37 PM
Why do I keep having to explain that I use "mom" instead of "mum" and that you should do the same as the North American spelling creates a sense of detachment that stops things from getting too personal.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 February, 2012, 07:23:21 PM
Your mum likes it personal.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 14 February, 2012, 09:14:26 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 06:16:48 PM
All my posts are completely serious all the time. I have a MA which proves this fact.

MA = Monster Anus  :sick:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 14 February, 2012, 09:21:44 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 February, 2012, 07:23:21 PM
Your mum likes it personal.

Right in the personal. Again and again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 February, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
Completed a tiling job strictly as a returned favour, and when unpacking my toolkit discovered a 'thank you' note with a chunk of cash.  I'm torn between feeling insulted (I made it clear I was returning a favour), embarrassed (I'm only a novice tiler, and I was only tipping away at it an hour or two at a time as I could spare them), and relief that I'll be able to afford to replace a dodgy tire on the car.  Stupid thing is that it was only a small job for someone who (unlike me) knew what they were doing, and they could probably have got a proper tiler for not much more than they gave me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 18 February, 2012, 09:39:09 AM
Honestly dont know where to put this, sort of okay, fantastic or spugs.

My wife's away in germany at the moment, so after our boys trip to ghost rider yesterday, i was going to take my sons over to brighton today, thinking i could pop into the comic shop and pick up a few things while im there. However, ive just ordered everything i wanted to buy, off the interwebz, for less than the cost of the train travel to brighton, and as a result now have enough cash to take us all to the phantom menace this afternoon. This means im not supporting my 'local' comic shop, or local industry, and instead am feeding pounds into some kid's bedroom-based internet business, while at the same time- well, going to see the phantom menace.
Sigh.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 18 February, 2012, 10:41:54 AM
It's a sort of "life has it bittersweet moments because..." post then, SBT. :D

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 February, 2012, 12:10:31 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 February, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
Completed a tiling job strictly as a returned favour, and when unpacking my toolkit discovered a 'thank you' note with a chunk of cash.  I'm torn between feeling insulted (I made it clear I was returning a favour), embarrassed (I'm only a novice tiler, and I was only tipping away at it an hour or two at a time as I could spare them), and relief that I'll be able to afford to replace a dodgy tire on the car.  Stupid thing is that it was only a small job for someone who (unlike me) knew what they were doing, and they could probably have got a proper tiler for not much more than they gave me.

If you want, you can shampoo my carpet for free so you won't feel guilty.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 18 February, 2012, 06:47:45 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 18 February, 2012, 09:39:09 AM
...This means im not supporting my 'local' comic shop, or local industry, and instead am feeding pounds into some kid's bedroom-based internet business, while at the same time- well, going to see the phantom menace.
Sigh.

SBT

I know George Lucas is a dick but he actually works out of his dads loft. ILM fills up the basement.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 18 February, 2012, 08:12:49 PM
When I left for work, it turned out that I'd locked my sister and her dumb boyfriend out of the house.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 19 February, 2012, 07:08:59 PM
Because a week or so ago i joined a facebook group devoted to romero's day of the dead, that has proven to be an absolute goldmine or rare stuff and fantastic goodies- as well as, like this very board, a haven of mostly decent obsessives. This led to my buying my first piece of original art- by our very own graeme neil reid- and then today to actual conversation with john amplas- who famously played the titular messed-up teen in romero's martin. Nice guy, and a nice group.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 20 February, 2012, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 18 February, 2012, 12:10:31 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 18 February, 2012, 08:30:59 AM
Completed a tiling job strictly as a returned favour, and when unpacking my toolkit discovered a 'thank you' note with a chunk of cash.  I'm torn between feeling insulted (I made it clear I was returning a favour), embarrassed (I'm only a novice tiler, and I was only tipping away at it an hour or two at a time as I could spare them), and relief that I'll be able to afford to replace a dodgy tire on the car.  Stupid thing is that it was only a small job for someone who (unlike me) knew what they were doing, and they could probably have got a proper tiler for not much more than they gave me.

If you want, you can shampoo my carpet for free so you won't feel guilty.

Although you'll need a chisel to get through the jizz crust first.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 20 February, 2012, 03:56:58 PM
a bit like his mum
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 20 February, 2012, 05:23:55 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 20 February, 2012, 03:56:58 PM
a bit like his mum

By "carpet" I had assumed that was what we were talking about.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 20 February, 2012, 05:49:29 PM
by carpet he means over grown hairy minge!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 February, 2012, 06:07:51 PM
Please try to be sensible, chaps. 




I wouldn't have enough grout.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 22 February, 2012, 07:11:27 PM
I returned my overdue library books and it turns out they're having a fine amnesty. With the pound I saved, I then bought the first three issues of Last American from a local charity shop.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 22 February, 2012, 07:44:03 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 14 February, 2012, 05:30:35 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 14 February, 2012, 04:56:40 PM
Nothing is more satisfying than occupying my unassailable plot on the moral high ground that comes from not having children so once again you lose.

How is not having children a 'Moral High Ground'

you tit. please piss off


he means he's a virgin so he can afford to be moral with all us notches on his moms bedpost ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 23 February, 2012, 12:45:53 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 20 February, 2012, 06:07:51 PM
Please try to be sensible, chaps. 




I wouldn't have enough grout.

You don't need grout to lay a carpet.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 24 February, 2012, 12:54:58 PM
It's become mild enough to have the windows and doors open a bit so I can start to get some fresh air into the house and get rid of all the dust and shit floating in the atmosphere which I'm developing an allergy to.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 24 February, 2012, 03:43:31 PM
Just watched a digger with a pneumatic arm cut out, then howk out individual cobble stones, now all we need is two of them on an exo-skelington and we have a battle droid worth its salt  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 24 February, 2012, 03:51:39 PM
Got up, way too early, this morning and was bored. So i decided to count the copper jar. Its full but there was only £12 in it. hrumph
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tombo on 24 February, 2012, 05:06:21 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 24 February, 2012, 03:51:39 PM
Got up, way too early, this morning and was bored. So i decided to count the copper jar. Its full but there was only £12 in it. hrumph

It's always the same.  You pick up a jar weighing a ton and you think "Brilliant, gonna be loads in here" and then when you get to the end it turns out to be, well... coppers.  My money bottle is an old 3 litre vodka bottle that I scrounged up when we lived in a pub and it holds loads.

In other news I decided to use the first of my nine days off to go to Whitby.  Turned out to be quite nice once I got there, and fish & chips is always welcome
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 24 February, 2012, 05:21:26 PM
Counting coppers? Pah. I feed them into one of those counting machines they have in supermarkets, and gladly pay their commission.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: James Stacey on 24 February, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
Do they still have those. The one in my local Barclays was removed because apparently they are hideously unreliable. (Which might be OK for a supermaket but not for a Bank)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 24 February, 2012, 05:27:57 PM
Oh yes. Every Bonfire Night, I help out with the official event here. It's volunteer-run and in aid of charity - and enormously rewarding. I've been taking part for 10 years.

But it has taught me to avoid touching coins. When you've counted out 10 grand in cash, you learn. Coins are filthy!

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 24 February, 2012, 05:35:05 PM
I regular sweep the house of these and the machine at the local superstore deals with the manky job of counting. average about 15 quid a time, result!  there must be tons of metal used up in hunards of jars filled with coins around the country,  I'm happy to recycle em!! 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 24 February, 2012, 06:29:00 PM
Quote from: King Trout on 24 February, 2012, 05:21:26 PM
Counting coppers? Pah. I feed them into one of those counting machines they have in supermarkets, and gladly pay their commission.

Drokked if I'd give the bank any commission, so bring your next load of coppers up to Hi-Ex! and I'll give you a better rate.
At the last count we had a couple of hundred in bags, as I keep forgetting to take them to the bank  ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 24 February, 2012, 07:39:42 PM
can't remember how much the machine takes but its not a lot and probably less the the fuel used to cart that lot 400 miles  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 February, 2012, 09:52:23 PM
You can't really call them coppers any more as they are mainly steel.




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 24 February, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 24 February, 2012, 09:52:23 PM
You can't really call them coppers any more as they are mainly steel.
ED-209 is the future of law enforcement in old Detroit.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 February, 2012, 10:55:32 PM
CF's got the idea. Those machines are going to have a significant margin of error - whose favour do you think that's weighted in? Plus the commission. Fuck that.

Coppers are slow going though. I chuck everything under a quid in a sweety jar each night. Last time it filled up I cashed in £195! Even without the 50p coins that'd be £95. I genuinely pulled a muscle in my back lugging it to the bank though, shouldn't have run for that bus!

I also quite like the counting and stacking up of loads of little piles of coins like Scrooge McDuck. It's not up there with rolling in big piles of banknotes. but it's the next best currency-based amusement.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 24 February, 2012, 10:58:56 PM
I hope you realise that all this coin hoarding is devaluing the pound.





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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 24 February, 2012, 11:30:30 PM
Have you spent your 12 quid yet spetsna?

Just bought a bottle of vodka and in the process of emptying it so I can start collecting coppers.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 25 February, 2012, 03:36:29 AM
You lads have too much time on your hands.  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 25 February, 2012, 07:53:31 AM
Quote from: King Trout on 25 February, 2012, 03:36:29 AM
You lads have too much time on your hands.  :D

Yeah, right. That's why i spent 15 minutes at the beginning, crafting a coin counting tool out of a cardboard box.

Too much time indeed... :-\
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tombo on 25 February, 2012, 10:02:28 AM
I'll just leave this here

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/2719117/Trail/searchtext%3ESORTER.htm
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 27 February, 2012, 04:42:02 PM
My redundancy payment came through today, and I wasnt expecting it for months! Awesome!
Now if I didn't feel half dead I'd be off to the shop to pick up the latest prog. Hopefully I can still get my hands on the birthday edition.
Money really does make everything seem better. Even shingles.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 February, 2012, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 27 February, 2012, 04:42:02 PM
My redundancy payment came through today...
Money really does make everything seem better. Even shingles.

Man, I wouldn't want to be Anna Faris tonight.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Van Dom on 27 February, 2012, 05:29:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 27 February, 2012, 04:52:26 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 27 February, 2012, 04:42:02 PM
My redundancy payment came through today...
Money really does make everything seem better. Even shingles.

Man, I wouldn't want to be Anna Faris tonight.

Nah she's safe enough. I can barely move at the moment!!! :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 08:37:50 AM
Because today is World Book Day...

(http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q599/SteevTH/meanangel.jpg)

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2012, 08:41:17 AM
You, Sir, are a god.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 08:54:09 AM
Brilliantly, it was his idea. Very important that the dial works, and the house has resounded this morning to the sound of 'Bok! Bok! Bok!'. Youngest went as a death eater. I half heatrtedly suggested fink, but he wasnt having it...

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2012, 08:57:50 AM
Any guesses as to when you will receive the 'your son's dial is stuck on 4 1/2, please come and collect him' call?   :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 01 March, 2012, 06:04:30 PM
Another 3 weeks and it's the start of spring. ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 01 March, 2012, 06:11:35 PM
I have a day off from work tomorrow, and ill use some of that free time to pick up a little something off E-Bay which is waiting for me at the post office. Nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 01:11:27 PM
The missus found a small cache of Peroni on sale and brought it home to me!  The very first sip and I was back in the blessedly cool basement of the Mergellina hostel in Naples in 1997, where they sold a cold half-litre bottle and a plate of spaghetti pomadoro for 1,500 lira (which wasn't much even then, about a pound I think).  I could hear the incessant honking of the horns and feel the throbbing of my feet, and savour the exhausted satisfaction of a day tramping about the slopes of Vesuvius. Taste and memory (and beer), you can't beat it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 03 March, 2012, 01:23:47 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 01:11:27 PM
The missus found a small cache of Peroni on sale and brought it home to me!  The very first sip and I was back in the blessedly cool basement of the Mergellina hostel in Naples in 1997, where they sold a cold half-litre bottle and a plate of spaghetti pomadoro for 1,500 lira (which wasn't much even then, about a pound I think).  I could hear the incessant honking of the horns and feel the throbbing of my feet, and savour the exhausted satisfaction of a day tramping about the slopes of Vesuvius. Taste and memory (and beer), you can't beat it.

I'd have avoided Vesuvius and gone straight to the bar. Sometimes I feel so terribly sorry for people who aren't Scottish.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 March, 2012, 03:54:06 PM
and deep fried that spagetti too
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 04:13:13 PM
I trust the white-hot wit of your race keeps you warm during your endless winter, which as I understand it is broken only by annual feeding time for the midges.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mygrimmbrother on 03 March, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 01:11:27 PM
The missus found a small cache of Peroni on sale and brought it home to me!  The very first sip and I was back in the blessedly cool basement of the Mergellina hostel in Naples in 1997, where they sold a cold half-litre bottle and a plate of spaghetti pomadoro for 1,500 lira (which wasn't much even then, about a pound I think).  I could hear the incessant honking of the horns and feel the throbbing of my feet, and savour the exhausted satisfaction of a day tramping about the slopes of Vesuvius. Taste and memory (and beer), you can't beat it.

This almost brought a lump to my throat, beautiful!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 03 March, 2012, 04:27:30 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 04:13:13 PM
I trust the white-hot wit of your race keeps you warm during your endless winter, which as I understand it is broken only by annual feeding time for the midges.

Your mum.  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 03 March, 2012, 06:52:23 PM
 ::) That and whisky. WTF is a "small cache of Peroni" when it's at home?  :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 07:31:08 PM
Italian beer.  It's nothing special taste-wise, but it is quite distinctive and as I've only ever drunk it in Italy before it has pleasant nostalgic associations.  See also:  Mythos and Greece. 

They were flogging a dozen bottles of it for €10, which my wife happily identified as a bargain, and thus the first alcohol we've bought this year. 

Boring story, but you did ask.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 March, 2012, 07:48:10 PM
I went with Sam up to PC World this afternoon and was in the queue to buy something when the following happened.

There were about seven bods in the queue and three bods on the tills. One till bod finished his sale and then buggered off. Okay, no probs, I'm next in line so I can live with that. Before I managed to get to the next till when that was available, some fucker had pushed in but Sam had distracted me, so he was already mid sale, bollocks!

When the sale was finished the till bod just wandered off and he had to walk past me. I said to him that there was a massive queue here and now there is only one person on the tills. He just said'she'll serve you!' and pissed off.

Once I got to the till, I immediately asked for the store manager and while my item was being put through I waited for him to come to see me.

We had a little talk about his ignorant sales bod, the economy, mystery shoppers and internet sales over shop sales. He said he would have words with his assistant in a minute. I replied that I want to witness his reprimand, otherwise I have a feeling nothing would happen. Lets just say I really enjoyed watching the little shit squirm when he was called back to the tills.

I'm an equal hater of bad service in both the private and public sector.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Gonk on 03 March, 2012, 09:06:55 PM
Hey CF, I'm glad you won that one, but be careful about complaining too much as you might find yourself turning into Victor Meldrew.

I've only ever been in PC World the once and that was enough to put me off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 March, 2012, 09:14:40 PM
If you don't complain about crap service then nothing will ever get done! Remember I let the first assistant walk away and a person push in front before my dander was up  >:D

By the way, when I was in Barcelona I noticed that PC World is called PC City  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 03 March, 2012, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 07:31:08 PMMythos and Greece.

Mythos as in Cthulhu?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2012, 11:03:46 PM
(http://images.travelpod.com/users/mawakefi/1.1253879580.mythos-beer-for-chuck.jpg)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 03 March, 2012, 11:57:24 PM
Ahh, Mythos and breaking plates and Ouzo, Mary and meselfs first sun holiday was to Rhodes a long time ago, still the best one!

Life is sometimes OK, Mary came home today with oak smoked Irish cheese, garlic and olives, and a bottle of red for me! Im enjoying them now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 12 March, 2012, 02:19:45 PM
I have a detaching retina in my right eye which added to my other chronic health issues is a huge blow.

That said it's "stable" at the mo after 3 months of prodding and poking (in which i luckily discovered i'm not sensitive about my eyes like others can be) so that's why this doesn't sit in the Life Spugs thread.

The future holds probably an operation and the possibilty it may spread to my other eye.

But I live in a 1st world country and am under the care of a specialist so must thank my lucky stars.

And it's got me reading a lot again to make up for lost time or what the future holds.

Make hay whilst the sun shines folks.

Dunk!  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 12 March, 2012, 07:36:28 PM
Hope it all works out ok.

I've had eye surgery three times and can still see so there's still hope.  As you say the experts here are very good.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 13 March, 2012, 10:33:30 AM
ooh that's crappy, Dunk, but you're right as there's never been a better time for eye treatment.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 13 March, 2012, 01:31:17 PM
Yeah Dunk here's hoping you keep your sight for decades to come. My daddio has had tonnes of operations on his eyes and the last one has left him with 20/20 vision which he's never had in his entire life!

...so, there's that ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 March, 2012, 09:05:23 AM
Good on you Dunk, your attitude and living in the western world in the 21st century are all firmly on your side.

I was feeling abominably cranky yesterday, having seen my last best chance at getting some proper work disintegrate as a shortlisted group tender I sweated blood over lost out to a bid for half what ours was (we only scored 40% on the price criterion, jeebus wept, how crap are we).  However this morning instead of attending some interminable pre-start project meeting, I'm making sock puppets with my daughter, then planting spuds, going to the library and taking the kids swimming.  That seems like a trade-off firmly in my favour.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 24 March, 2012, 08:59:37 PM
I've been working since 8.30 this morning, but now I'm off for a few bevvies. :)

JvB
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 March, 2012, 10:10:53 PM
Finished laying my first ever foundation today, absurdly, tragically, proud of it (I done learned how from a book!).  Also single-handedly extracted a massive chunk of old concrete strip foundation, measuring 2m by 0.6m by 0.6m, from a hole in my parent's garden through application of makeshift levers and wedges, a Spinal-Tap-Stonehengelike effort of which I'm also depressingly proud (this one I learned through 25 years of shifting stones).  I think I may pass for a man yet.

That'll do, pig, that'll do.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 24 March, 2012, 11:01:09 PM
The weather was lovely today, so I threw the windows open. Perhaps tomorrow I'll even go outside :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Aonghus on 24 March, 2012, 11:07:00 PM
Fair play, TordelBack!

I got hardly any of the work I meant to do today done, but on the plus side, my sister just made a caramel tart, and one of my heros (well, a heroine really) favourited a tweet of mine on Twitter. SO, a pretty good day on balance!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 29 March, 2012, 04:49:47 PM
Phoned up Virgin Media to complain, and got a £10pcm loyalty discount and a broadband speed upgrade. Cool.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 31 March, 2012, 03:15:22 AM
I've had a long, strange day and a half.

My Sister has been pregnant and it's been a difficult and complicated ordeal. I won't go into it (none of your business like), but the long and the short of it is; she went into labour, 6 weeks early, yesterday.

My nephew (my first nephew, and my parents first grandchild) was born at 23:51 on 29/3/2012 and weighed 3lb 3 oz.

Things looked touch and go, but there was nothing me or my girlfriend could do and we had tickets to the rugby.  So we went to take our minds off it.

Ten minutes before the end of play, I got a call from the hospital. My wee nephew was going to pull through, and almost serendipitously, Ulster scored at the exact moment I received this news. The final score was Ulster 45 - Aironi 7.

The match isn't really important though. I'm a bloody UNCLE.
I have to say, my sister and brother-in-law demonstrated amazing fortitude over the past 2 days. The wee thing couldn't ask for better parents.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 31 March, 2012, 03:27:09 AM
that a great post POPS,
one of the best things on this the www finest place is such special things shared.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 31 March, 2012, 10:07:39 PM
Quote from: Banners on 29 March, 2012, 04:49:47 PM
Phoned up Virgin Media to complain, and got a £10pcm loyalty discount and a broadband speed upgrade. Cool.

Interesting you should mention this. My dad* was thinking of changing our telephone/broadband package from Virgin to BT as they were doing a cheaper deal.  Then Virgin called him up (I think it was yesterday, but it might have been earlier today) and offered him an even cheaper deal to keep us.

*I still live with my dad and his wife despite my hurtling towards middle age. What can I say? I'm single, have part time minimum wage work**, and it's a nice enough environment to live in. Although I could do without the Mrs playing loud gospel music in the morning.

**No complaints. I like having just 3 days a week work, although I'd take more if offered.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 31 March, 2012, 10:22:26 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 31 March, 2012, 10:07:39 PM
Quote from: Banners on 29 March, 2012, 04:49:47 PM
Phoned up Virgin Media to complain, and got a £10pcm loyalty discount and a broadband speed upgrade. Cool.

Interesting you should mention this. My dad* was thinking of changing our telephone/broadband package from Virgin to BT as they were doing a cheaper deal.  Then Virgin called him up (I think it was yesterday, but it might have been earlier today) and offered him an even cheaper deal to keep us.

*I still live with my dad and his wife despite my hurtling towards middle age. What can I say? I'm single, have part time minimum wage work**, and it's a nice enough environment to live in. Although I could do without the Mrs playing loud gospel music in the morning.

**No complaints. I like having just 3 days a week work, although I'd take more if offered.
If you are changing to BT from Virgin your BB speed will be severely reduced.
A friend of mine moved to an area that couldn't recieve Cable and from getting 20 meg from Virgin, are now getting a maximum of 2 meg with BT.
BT feed you the shit of being too far from their switch to get decent speeds. From my experience the whole of Leicester must be too far from a switch from what swapping customers have told me.
Be careful out there.




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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 31 March, 2012, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 31 March, 2012, 10:22:26 PM
If you are changing to BT from Virgin your BB speed will be severely reduced.
A friend of mine moved to an area that couldn't recieve Cable and from getting 20 meg from Virgin, are now getting a maximum of 2 meg with BT.
BT feed you the shit of being too far from their switch to get decent speeds. From my experience the whole of Leicester must be too far from a switch from what swapping customers have told me.
Be careful out there.

I think our speed is pretty minimal as it is, for broadband (fast enough for me most of the time, though) , but good to know we might have dodged a worse deal.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 01 April, 2012, 05:15:25 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 31 March, 2012, 10:33:25 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 31 March, 2012, 10:22:26 PM
If you are changing to BT from Virgin your BB speed will be severely reduced.
A friend of mine moved to an area that couldn't recieve Cable and from getting 20 meg from Virgin, are now getting a maximum of 2 meg with BT.
BT feed you the shit of being too far from their switch to get decent speeds. From my experience the whole of Leicester must be too far from a switch from what swapping customers have told me.
Be careful out there.

I think our speed is pretty minimal as it is, for broadband (fast enough for me most of the time, though) , but good to know we might have dodged a worse deal.

Also be sceptical of the speeds some of them are advertising, from last year:

Quote"There is a substantial gap between advertised speeds and the actual speeds people get in their homes," Ofcom chief executive Ed Richards told the BBC.

"The chances of someone receiving the advertised headline speed are fairly remote," he said.

"We would like to see clearer information provided to consumers which more accurately reflects the likely speeds they will actually receive," he added.

Ofcom's latest research into broadband speeds found that just 14% of customers on 'up to' 20Mbps services received speeds of over 12Mbps, while 58% averaged speeds of 6Mbps or less.

Cable and fibre services fared better, with 92% of Virgin Media customers on an 'up to' 50Mbps service averaging 45.6Mbps.

Its lower 10Mbps service saw average speeds of 9.6Mbps.

BT's Fibre-to-the-Cabinet technology, which is currently available to 15% of UK homes, has an average of 31.8Mbps on the 40Mbps service.

...

AVERAGE DOWNLOAD SPEEDS

BT 'up to' 8Mbps - 4.1 to 4.8Mbps
Orange 'up to' 8Mbps - 3.3 to 4.3Mbps
Plusnet 'up to' 8Mbps - 3.4 to 4.4Mbps
Virgin Media 'up to' 10Mbps - 9.5 to 9.7Mbps
BT 'up to' 20Mbps - 6.9 to 8.7Mbps
O2/Be 'up to' 20Mbps - 9.9 to 11.6Mbps
Sky 'up to' 20Mbps - 7.4 to 8.8Mbps
TalkTalk 'up to' 24Mbps - 7.7 to 9.3Mbps
Virgin Media 'up to' 20Mbps - 17.4 to 18.6Mbps
BT 'up to' 40Mbps - 30.5 to 33.1Mbps
Virgin Media 'up to' 50Mbps - 43.9 to 47.2Mbps

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12611315

So Virgin's 'up to' 10Mbps was actually averaging out as being faster than BT's 'up to' 20Mbps and TalkTalk 'up to' 24Mbps!!

Plus Virgin are doubling (and in some cases tripling) their broadband speeds:

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/jan/11/virgin-media-double-broadband-speed

Leading David Cameron to say "I welcome this announcement from Virgin Media; it will provide a great boost for those downloading films or people caught out by buffering in porn videos when they are on their vinegar strokes." Although I might have fixed that for him, a bit.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 01 April, 2012, 05:36:36 PM
I did a speed test for a customer who had 100 meg yesterday and it equated to 250 although speedtests cannot cope with the virgin BB so it isn't entirely accurate but not far off 250 as I downloaded a 20 min youtube clip instantly. The infrastructure for 250 speed is there for Virgin but as the network is full of noise they wont sell speeds like that nationwide until it is sorted properly. I think they are trialing fiber optic to the property in london so if that is successful then speeds will hit the roof.




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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 April, 2012, 01:47:14 AM
Long, tiring and frankly utterly crappy day, return home to find loving family asleep and naught but stale bread in the house to eat, but I hit 'recently updated topics' and the motley freaks of this here board manage to put a smile on my face.  Thanks all!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 04 April, 2012, 04:21:43 AM
My wireless router has pissed me off (the socket of the power lead is... corroded and seems to need tweaking an awful lot to work) so I was thinking of replacing it. However, I wondered if I could get Virgin to upgrade the modem to a wireless router model. It costs £49 for installation (which is fine by me, as a wireless router would have been in that region anyway, and it means I'll never need to buy another one so I'll save quite a bit in the long run - plus they install it for you, I can do it but this is less hassle) and to qualify for the wireless option got upgraded to 30Mb broadband and got free evening calls (in addition to the current free weekend ones) for an extra 10p a month. I had to get the girl on the phone to say it a few times to make sure I'd not misheard £10/month.

I assume it is this that I'll be getting, which looks to be an improvement on the Surfboard I've had since they were Telewest:
http://shop.virginmedia.com/broadband/broadband-extras/wireless-routers.html
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 April, 2012, 09:29:05 AM
I've had BT for ages at home, BT vision and three laptops all working of the one wee hub at the same time, and nary a hiccup.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 04 April, 2012, 12:16:40 PM
Quote from: Emperor
I wondered if I could get Virgin to upgrade the modem to a wireless router model...

I had nothing but problems with our so-called SuperHub which was foisted on me against my will. The old VM modem worked perfectly with my old router, but the SuperHub was constantly dropping out, screwed up my local network settings and had a pitiful range.

A recent firmware update allows you to run the SuperHub in modem-only mode, which is what I do now - in conjunction with a fantastic new wireless router from D-Link which hasn't failed me once.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hoagy on 04 April, 2012, 12:26:38 PM
2000ad is seen as staple reading for any kid brought up in the70s/80s. According to the props men of Matt Lucas' new show. Check out Images 5 and6 for what's on his bookshelf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/galleries/p00qr716
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 04 April, 2012, 02:53:28 PM
Quote from: Banners on 04 April, 2012, 12:16:40 PM
Quote from: Emperor
I wondered if I could get Virgin to upgrade the modem to a wireless router model...

I had nothing but problems with our so-called SuperHub which was foisted on me against my will. The old VM modem worked perfectly with my old router, but the SuperHub was constantly dropping out, screwed up my local network settings and had a pitiful range.

A recent firmware update allows you to run the SuperHub in modem-only mode, which is what I do now - in conjunction with a fantastic new wireless router from D-Link which hasn't failed me once.

Ah balls, I hope I'm not clearing a path between these teetering stacks of comics, books and DVD for nothing!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 04 April, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Get them to give you a SuperHub for free (mine was), set it to modem-only mode and spend your £49 on a decent third-party router.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 04 April, 2012, 03:31:44 PM
Quote from: Banners on 04 April, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
Get them to give you a SuperHub for free (mine was), set it to modem-only mode and spend your £49 on a decent third-party router.

I'll see how it goes. If it is shit I'll ask for a refund and do just that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 April, 2012, 05:19:34 PM
Quote from: George Dread on 04 April, 2012, 12:26:38 PM
2000ad is seen as staple reading for any kid brought up in the70s/80s. According to the props men of Matt Lucas' new show. Check out Images 5 and6 for what's on his bookshelf.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/galleries/p00qr716

DISGUSTING - none of the spines match up!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 04 April, 2012, 10:57:45 PM
I had to use up some chicken stock to defrost the freezer so I made a chicken & chorizo soup thing with barley and sweetcorn, purely from instinct and guesswork and it was bloody gorgeous. COOKING DOESN'T GET BODGIER THAN THIS!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 04 April, 2012, 11:43:00 PM
For the Virgin Suber Hub you will need to go into the settings 192.168.0.1. Change the automatic channel to manual and go for channel 7 or 10, then save.

There is also something else you may need to change depending on your speed.
Go to advanced settings and in the wireless settings you may need to change the 802.11 mode. There are three settings the is: Up to 54mbps, up to 145mbps and up to 300mbps. Obviously the faster your speed the higher you may need.




V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 April, 2012, 02:08:46 AM
On Monday my complete arse of a former business partner announced out of the blue (by e-mail - classy) that he had hired some blokes to chuck all our insolvent company's archaeological archives (that still reside in the basement of his building pending tortuously slow museum deposition) into a skip*, forcing me to return very early from a chilly camping holiday with my kids to try (successfully as it turned out) to prevent this. 

This should have been an occasion for much gnashing of teeth, and indeed I have been run ragged and cranky from 7am to 2am ever since, but part of my desperate solution was to appeal to many of my former colleagues for help in moving and sorting and rehousing the blighted archive, and this has brought the unexpected pleasure of meeting up with and briefly working with some fine folk I haven't seen for years.  Today I met the 2 year-old son of an old pal that I wasn't even aware existed, learned of the imminent parenthood of two more, and enjoyed several prolonged not-very-manly-at-all hugs as well as a heartening amount of actual help.   

For the last year or more I've been so wrapped up in my own failures and how badly I've let down my understandably-bitter colleagues that I'd completely forgotten that my late company was over a decade old, and it really gave me a lot of good times and good friends before it all went to shite. 

So all in all, while I'm still that wanker that screwed up everyone's livelihoods, at least I got to remember why I wanted to hang on to it all as long as I did.  I'll tally that one as a win.


*You would think there would be a legal obstacle to doing this.  You would be wrong.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Judo on 05 April, 2012, 02:14:41 PM
Bwaaaaaah :O really super fabby comic artist I fancy gave me his phone number!!! Volunteered his Phone number and said I should call him sometime!!!! and I haven't even met him!!!??? Wow just wow. Nothings touching me this week :D x x x
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: the 'artist' formerly known as Slips on 05 April, 2012, 02:31:59 PM
10 servers, 2 SAN shelves, Fibre Switches and Channels and my biking toolkit...... 

All into Datacentre, in half a day.... not too shabby for not having done it for years.  Result!   
Now all I have to do is sort out everyone elses cable patching (on critical live servers, of course)   :-\
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 05 April, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
I won a DVD and one I want to watch too!! I think I might have sneaked it as the competition (http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/2012/win-the-revenant-dvds/) asks you to name the film's director and they give the name in the same post, but it isn't exactly right there so a quick Google might have let me narrow the field nicely. There are also 5 being given away in prog 1776 and I heartily recommend giving it a shot as it has good word-of-mouth.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 04 April, 2012, 10:57:45 PM
I had to use up some chicken stock to defrost the freezer so I made a chicken & chorizo soup thing with barley and sweetcorn, purely from instinct and guesswork and it was bloody gorgeous. COOKING DOESN'T GET BODGIER THAN THIS!

We need a recipes thread.

Quote from: vzzbux on 04 April, 2012, 11:43:00 PM
For the Virgin Suber Hub you will need to go into the settings 192.168.0.1. Change the automatic channel to manual and go for channel 7 or 10, then save.

There is also something else you may need to change depending on your speed.
Go to advanced settings and in the wireless settings you may need to change the 802.11 mode. There are three settings the is: Up to 54mbps, up to 145mbps and up to 300mbps. Obviously the faster your speed the higher you may need.

Cheers. I may be referring back to this in the future.

I found a useful discussion (and now can't find it again) that suggested a lot of the problems could be fixed by dropping the speed settings that force the router to use one channel not two (I have inSSIDer so should be able to spot if a problem is coming from that direction). So I reckon one way or another I should be able to get this to work for me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 April, 2012, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 05 April, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
We need a recipes thread.

I'll only accept a "Judos recipes thread" trololol
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 05 April, 2012, 05:28:06 PM
...because I have Walking Dead #95, Wonder Woman #7, All Star Western #4-7- and a couple of issues of 70s Swamp Thing to read tonight, as well as being partway through a really good Arthur C Clarke nov. And today I picked up the first BBC 'Dr Who: The Lost Episodes' CD boxset (which can go on eBay for up to £125) for a tenner in perfect condition, after knocking the bloke in a second hand shop down from fifteen. And tomorrow, I don't have to be in work til eleven- and when I do get there, I'm having a nice day out in a cemetery.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Judo on 05 April, 2012, 05:37:09 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 April, 2012, 05:22:06 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 05 April, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
We need a recipes thread.

I'll only accept a "Judos recipes thread" trololol

Take one left over pizza and add microwave ;)
My fave is the warren ellis cocktail...
Take one pint glass.
Add bottle of whiskey.
Drink.

X
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: the 'artist' formerly known as Slips on 06 April, 2012, 12:00:46 AM
rioja wine campo viejo @ £5 a bottle then Southern Comfort...  ah hangover!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 06 April, 2012, 01:01:17 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 April, 2012, 02:08:46 AM
On Monday my complete arse of a former business partner announced out of the blue (by e-mail - classy) that he had hired some blokes to chuck all our insolvent company's archaeological archives (that still reside in the basement of his building pending tortuously slow museum deposition) into a skip*, forcing me to return very early from a chilly camping holiday with my kids to try (successfully as it turned out) to prevent this. 

This should have been an occasion for much gnashing of teeth, and indeed I have been run ragged and cranky from 7am to 2am ever since, but part of my desperate solution was to appeal to many of my former colleagues for help in moving and sorting and rehousing the blighted archive, and this has brought the unexpected pleasure of meeting up with and briefly working with some fine folk I haven't seen for years.  Today I met the 2 year-old son of an old pal that I wasn't even aware existed, learned of the imminent parenthood of two more, and enjoyed several prolonged not-very-manly-at-all hugs as well as a heartening amount of actual help.   

For the last year or more I've been so wrapped up in my own failures and how badly I've let down my understandably-bitter colleagues that I'd completely forgotten that my late company was over a decade old, and it really gave me a lot of good times and good friends before it all went to shite. 

So all in all, while I'm still that wanker that screwed up everyone's livelihoods, at least I got to remember why I wanted to hang on to it all as long as I did.  I'll tally that one as a win.


*You would think there would be a legal obstacle to doing this.  You would be wrong.

You're a legend!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 April, 2012, 01:04:46 AM
TB, you're a trojan*








*not the johnnies.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: judgefloyd on 06 April, 2012, 10:20:35 AM
...because all my problems have solutions, I have my health, employment and a nice family.  Also on monday, I'm off to the MCG to see Hawthorn thrash Geelong (hopefully.  Even if they lose, it'll be a good game). 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 April, 2012, 10:44:39 AM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 06 April, 2012, 01:04:46 AM
TB, you're a trojan

Failed to act on warnings of impending doom?  Check.
Naively accepted tempting things that appeared on my doorstep?  Check.
Subsequently exhumed and exhibited by greedy Germans?  Probably.



Never believe someone who concocts one-sided tales of petty triumphs over adversity while half-cut in the wee-hours.  I'm is a procrastinating fool who enjoys mythologising his own boring failures to virtual strangers in an effort to make himself look and feel better. Maybe I should go into politics.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 20 April, 2012, 05:35:37 PM
Kellogg's dropped off a free box of cereal today. That was nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 20 April, 2012, 06:09:14 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 05 April, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
We need a recipes thread.

Feh! It'll never catch on... (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,27788.0.html)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 21 April, 2012, 12:21:23 AM
... I'm full of antibiotics and painkillers  :D

Quote from: Noisybast on 20 April, 2012, 06:09:14 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 05 April, 2012, 05:01:25 PM
We need a recipes thread.

Feh! It'll never catch on... (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,27788.0.html)

Brilliant, consider that thread bumped.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 21 April, 2012, 12:33:45 AM
Maybe now you'll be too spaced out to go around splitting and merging threads all the time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 21 April, 2012, 12:38:44 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 21 April, 2012, 12:33:45 AM
Maybe now you'll be too spaced out to go around splitting and merging threads all the time.
Has he ever merged two threads and then split something off that ungodly hybrid?

Sometimes I think he wants there to only be one enormous thread but other times it's like he thinks every post should be a thread to itself.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Emperor on 21 April, 2012, 12:55:04 AM
I once split a thread Roger loved, and he never forgave me.

I once split his mom, and he didn't care.

Which one of us is the monster?*

Quote from: The Cosh on 21 April, 2012, 12:38:44 AM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 21 April, 2012, 12:33:45 AM
Maybe now you'll be too spaced out to go around splitting and merging threads all the time.
Has he ever merged two threads and then split something off that ungodly hybrid?

Sometimes I think he wants there to only be one enormous thread but other times it's like he thinks every post should be a thread to itself.

It is a shock and awe scheme designed to confuse the threads into submission.

* We both are
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: judgefloyd on 22 April, 2012, 05:00:18 AM
a car turned in front of my bike the other day with no warning whatsoever.  I hit first the car, then the road.  Some really nice passers by looked after me, got the driver's details and one of them even drove me to work and called up an hour later to check I was okay. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 22 April, 2012, 09:11:14 AM
And are you?

That sounds a nasty experience, but I'm glad to hear people were kind enough to help you out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: judgefloyd on 22 April, 2012, 12:27:15 PM
yes, I'm fine, apart from feeling shaken for a few days.  The niceness of the witnesses was what made me think of it for this thread.  Also I was lucky - if I'd been square in front of the car when she'd turned, I might be a lot less functional. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 22 April, 2012, 02:16:08 PM
It does my heart good when I hear about how kind people can be when someone is in distress. You often see 'thankyou' letters in local newspapers and it makes me feel that my fellow humans aren't all bad.

I'm glad you're okay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 22 April, 2012, 02:29:43 PM
Hope you're feeling better judgefloyd.

Last week on the tube there was a woman with young kid in pram who was sniffling and wiping away tears. I only realised this after a woman tapped her on the shoulder and offered her a tissue. It had 'Keep calm and carry on' printed on it. Who knows what she was going through but going by her expression I think it helped in some small way, at least for a brief moment.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 22 April, 2012, 06:56:04 PM
Hope you are ok Floyd.

It is nice to hear there are good folk out there, really kind of them to look after you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 April, 2012, 10:21:26 PM
wasn't sure where to post this, but it made me smile so...

I just found out by odd accident that I've seen Alice (Borg Queen) Krige on stage not once but twice.

Once in King Lear with Michael Gambon and Jenny Agutter (who I'd forgotten was in it), and a young Pete Postlethwaite (who wasn't yet famous); the other time in the Tempest with Derek Jacobi and Alun Armstrong.

School theatre trips were bloody marvelous looking back! I've also seen Julie Walters' norks, Derek Griffiths off Playaway doing Gogol, and Jim Broadbent in the hilarious National Theatre of Brent (twice).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 April, 2012, 11:09:22 PM
Alice Kriege will always be the Madam who gets Dillahunted in Deadwood to me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spaceghost on 24 April, 2012, 10:00:59 AM
Someone gave me a free copy of The Road in the train station last night as part of World Book Night.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 April, 2012, 03:56:19 PM
Because today i picked up, for fifty pee each from a market:

Valiant (15 nov 1969) with captain hurricane, kelly's eye, sexton blake, steel claw, house of dolmann, mytek the mighty and the shrinker from space.

Valiant and TV21 (2 oct 1971) with cap'n hurricane, janus stark, star trek- not gold key reprints, in colour, the return of the claw and kelly's eye.

Champion (28 may 1966) in which 'return of the stormtroopers' looks very eric bradbury-esque, battler britton has a couple of pages and there are a bunch of scifi adventure two-pagers in the back, including the finale of 'when the sky turned green' featuring the lovecraftian mermods.

Cor!! (29 aug 1970) sadly without Rat Trap but at least a brilliant Kid Chameleon colour centerspread.

And, most excitingly:

The Skipper (no. 22, jan 31st 1931. Yes, 1931) which is a pre-comic strip boys' weekly 'paper', which features stories and features from the pre-war world, including 'queeriosities' and 'around the queer houses of the world'.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 27 April, 2012, 06:13:39 PM
ooooh nice one, SBT!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 27 April, 2012, 06:23:33 PM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 24 April, 2012, 10:00:59 AM
Someone gave me a free copy of The Road in the train station last night as part of World Book Night.

Hide your belt and shoelaces, turn the gas supply off at the mains
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 April, 2012, 07:30:36 PM
Quote from: bikini kill on 27 April, 2012, 06:23:33 PM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 24 April, 2012, 10:00:59 AM
Someone gave me a free copy of The Road in the train station last night as part of World Book Night.

Hide your belt and shoelaces, turn the gas supply off at the mains

The number of times I've started into this book and then realised I really can't face it.  I'd love to read it, but I don't think I can.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: judgefloyd on 30 April, 2012, 02:03:57 AM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 24 April, 2012, 03:56:19 PM
Because today i picked up, for fifty pee each from a market:

Valiant (15 nov 1969) with captain hurricane, kelly's eye, sexton blake, steel claw, house of dolmann, mytek the mighty and the shrinker from space.

Valiant and TV21 (2 oct 1971) with cap'n hurricane, janus stark, star trek- not gold key reprints, in colour, the return of the claw and kelly's eye.

Champion (28 may 1966) in which 'return of the stormtroopers' looks very eric bradbury-esque, battler britton has a couple of pages and there are a bunch of scifi adventure two-pagers in the back, including the finale of 'when the sky turned green' featuring the lovecraftian mermods.

Cor!! (29 aug 1970) sadly without Rat Trap but at least a brilliant Kid Chameleon colour centerspread.

And, most excitingly:

The Skipper (no. 22, jan 31st 1931. Yes, 1931) which is a pre-comic strip boys' weekly 'paper', which features stories and features from the pre-war world, including 'queeriosities' and 'around the queer houses of the world'.

SBT

I probably read that copy of Cor! back in 1970, along with Whizzer and Chips. 
   Today life is okay because a mate has mailed me some Big Finish stuff,free gratis and for nothing from Korea.  A Who novelisation, a McCoy Who audio drama and Hound of the Baskervlles
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 03 May, 2012, 04:20:46 PM
I'm out on the lash 2nite wiv old chums .
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 04 May, 2012, 12:46:18 PM
...because my oldest british comic (skipper, jan 1931) is no longer my oldest- just picked up the boys own paper from march 1919, for a fiver in really nice condition from my local bazaar. Is it really a comic? No, not really. But it counts.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 08 May, 2012, 03:26:36 PM
I'm not on antidepressants no more.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 08 May, 2012, 05:10:31 PM
A weekend Dan the smoke, means I saw my hero RICO!! at the International Ska Fest, we got a double dose of RICO as Dandy Livingstone couldn't make it, nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 08 May, 2012, 06:45:13 PM
^ Very nice indeed
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 08 May, 2012, 08:22:38 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 08 May, 2012, 03:26:36 PM
I'm not on antidepressants no more.

Nice one. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 08 May, 2012, 10:22:32 PM
Congrats roger.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 08 May, 2012, 10:25:26 PM
Good news.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 May, 2012, 12:25:23 AM
Good on you Godders. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 May, 2012, 06:31:03 AM
Quote from: Trout on 08 May, 2012, 08:22:38 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 08 May, 2012, 03:26:36 PM
I'm not on antidepressants no more.

Nice one. :)

Good work, Roger.  Confession time:  Me neither.  I don't believe I've actually needed them for the last 6 or 7 years but found myself having awful brain-scrambling electric shocks in the brain every time I tried to pack them in.  Prescription drug addiction, if I'm totally honest with myself.  Finally managed to kick them last month though, and also know I'll never need them again.  Meditation, positive thinking, risk-taking, Eckhart Tolle's books and cognitive behavioural stuff I did at home (no need to pay for expensive shrinks!) has sorted me out forever.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 May, 2012, 07:24:18 AM
Excellent, unmedicated forumites roam the Earth in ever-increasing numbers! 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 May, 2012, 01:46:27 PM
Thanks, TB - can't have Godpleton taking all the glory!

Incidentally, Roger:  You've got mail
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 09 May, 2012, 07:40:42 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 09 May, 2012, 01:46:27 PM
Incidentally, Roger:  You've got mail

Don't open the mail! It will be a comic he wiped his bum on.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 May, 2012, 04:22:17 AM
Close. It's a bum I've wiped my comic on
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2012, 02:55:26 PM
The till lady in Clinton's Cards looked like Megan Draper.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 10 May, 2012, 04:58:34 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2012, 02:55:26 PM
The till lady in Clinton's Cards looked like Megan Draper.

She'll be looking for work soon. Why not employ her as your amanuensis, then marry her on a whim because she's always got a handypack of Kleenex at the ready. Never (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngf2zHq4FEI) let her serenade you in French.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 10 May, 2012, 05:14:48 PM
Zoobie zoobie zoooo!

Photo?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 10 May, 2012, 06:29:49 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2012, 02:55:26 PM
The till lady in Clinton's Cards looked like Megan Draper.

Quote from: Satanist on 10 May, 2012, 05:14:48 PM
Photo?

There's a new thread in this: Attractive Women Who Served Me In Shops And Who I Somehow Found A Pretext To Take A Photograh Of.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 May, 2012, 06:47:43 PM
If I was a moron I would have hired her to dispose of all the dead Madchen Amicks I keep under my bed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 10 May, 2012, 07:15:46 PM
Madchen Amick met her end at the hands of the guy from The Spanish Prisoner in the last series of Damages. I don't know what you've got under your bed. Maybe it's a job lot of old Teri Hatchers.

(http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg221/scaled.php?server=221&filename=amick1ke7.jpg&res=landing)


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 May, 2012, 10:34:21 AM
...because it being our wedding anniversary recently and not being able to get away due to both her work and mine, today finally she and i are taking a much earned break from the kids for a whole day- and heading up to london.

We shall be staring at a model of her head made of cake in an art gallery, a painting of her on a wall, eating food, shopping in the fleshpots of soho, buying filthy underwear, and going to mega city comics in camden.

I may not feel at my best- im on the comedown after a week's course of zopiclone, resulting in fuzzy-headedness, a tendency to zone out, and a desire to crawl into bed at the drop of a hat, and after being kneed in the face on thursday my neck still feels broken... BUT we are out for the day!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 12 May, 2012, 04:56:17 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 12 May, 2012, 10:34:21 AM
...because it being our wedding anniversary recently and not being able to get away due to both her work and mine, today finally she and i are taking a much earned break from the kids for a whole day- and heading up to london.

We shall be staring at a model of her head made of cake in an art gallery, a painting of her on a wall, eating food, shopping in the fleshpots of soho, buying filthy underwear, and going to mega city comics in camden.

I may not feel at my best- im on the comedown after a week's course of zopiclone, resulting in fuzzy-headedness, a tendency to zone out, and a desire to crawl into bed at the drop of a hat, and after being kneed in the face on thursday my neck still feels broken... BUT we are out for the day!

Is there a causal connection between your being kneed in the face on Thursday and the fact that your Anniversary seems to have passed without memorial some time ago?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 May, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
Not as such- anniv was on monday, which was a bank holiday, so today was first available play day. Being kneed in the face was just an unhappy accident.

Currently standing outside a shiny things shop in camden market with the most painful feet in the world. Ive bought eight quids worth of comics from mega city, been to halo jones jewellers, and seen my most perfect coat ever- sadly for two hundred pounds (psylo, in camden).

Onward, ever onward. There is steak promised at the end of this...

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 12 May, 2012, 10:16:06 PM
... Krishnan Guru Murthy gave me a big wave (http://www.channel4.com/news/catch-up/display/playlistref/120512/clipid/120512_4ON_SURFER_12).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 14 May, 2012, 11:43:12 AM
I have an unexpected gift of £20 Amazon voucher to spend...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 14 May, 2012, 01:18:53 PM
The levels of stupid surrounding me at work this morning reached critical mass around 11:00 so I went home for lunch, fearing that it may become infectious if I lingered around it for much longer.

I have had a very pleasant hour sitting in the garden with a pot of coffee and a good book, watching the robins flying in and out of the nest in my hedge before the family came home and I got a great big hug from my two year old.

The balance is somewhat restored.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 May, 2012, 06:44:58 PM
A bit of sunny weather greatly eases the business of childcare, with long stretches in parks and playgrounds suddenly becoming more appealing to both my daughter and her father.  A fine morning was passed in Milfhaven, made even better with the first opportunity for many to try out their Summer wardrobe, coupled with a gusty breeze.   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 22 May, 2012, 12:03:24 AM
Milfhaven sounds like something you made up.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 May, 2012, 07:25:54 AM
I must admit it is more a conceptual amalgam of several locations rather than a place per se
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 22 May, 2012, 08:29:43 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 21 May, 2012, 06:44:58 PM
A fine morning was passed in Milfhaven, made even better with the first opportunity for many to try out their Summer wardrobe, coupled with a gusty breeze.   

Thats borderline romantic. Bit like a Cher video.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: vzzbux on 22 May, 2012, 10:00:06 AM
Milfhaven?
You should see some of the gunts that take their kids to my lads school (Shudder).





V
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Aonghus on 23 May, 2012, 02:55:51 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 22 May, 2012, 07:25:54 AM
I must admit it is more a conceptual amalgam of several locations rather than a place per se.

That would explain my fruitless scouring of Google Maps...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Aonghus on 23 May, 2012, 02:58:29 AM
Sorry about the double post but I forgot why I came here:

Life is sometimes ok because i had an encounter with my ex-girlfriend today that threw me more than I had any right to be, but she subsequently hung out with me and my friends and my current girlfriend, and it was nice and not wierd. Also, my girlfriend, while still finding my best mate odd and inexplicable, likes him more now after having gotten on well with him today too.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 May, 2012, 07:21:05 AM
Quote from: Aonghus on 23 May, 2012, 02:58:29 AM
Life is sometimes ok because i had an encounter with my ex-girlfriend today that threw me more than I had any right to be, but she subsequently hung out with me and my friends and my current girlfriend, and it was nice and not wierd. Also, my girlfriend, while still finding my best mate odd and inexplicable, likes him more now after having gotten on well with him today too.

I'm reading 'foursome in the offing'.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Aonghus on 23 May, 2012, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 23 May, 2012, 07:21:05 AM
Quote from: Aonghus on 23 May, 2012, 02:58:29 AM
Life is sometimes ok because i had an encounter with my ex-girlfriend today that threw me more than I had any right to be, but she subsequently hung out with me and my friends and my current girlfriend, and it was nice and not wierd. Also, my girlfriend, while still finding my best mate odd and inexplicable, likes him more now after having gotten on well with him today too.

I'm reading 'foursome in the offing'.

How curious! I'm reading 'Tales of Horror and Suspense'!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 May, 2012, 06:50:47 PM
Today's tally:

Angryfying day of dealing with fallout from former business partner's latest extreme dickery: -2 points.
First anniversary of niece's death: -5 points.
Wedding Anniversary non-event due to same: -3 points.
Persistent feeling of complete inadequacy stemming from long hours of self-reflection during dull unemployment course: -2 points.
Youngest daughter having diarrhea in the swimming pool: -10 pts. 

Going out for surprisingly civil breakfast with parents (first time eating out this year): +1 point.
Breakfast consisted of greek yoghurt, fresh fruit and honey (my absolute favourite):  +2 point.
Son beating me hollow in Catan Junior by ruthlessly gaming the market, the cheeky bugger: +2 points.
Securing at least one day's contract work, the first in months: +3 points.
Two large glasses of cheeky homebrewed white wine in the evening sun: +5 points.
Rather magnificent wife looking well up for it despite inadequacies of husband: + 10 points.

Result
Amazingly, I come out ahead on points after an eventful sort of day.  I'd ask Pete Wells to check my sums, but I like the actual result as it stands.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 May, 2012, 08:09:53 PM
QuoteBreakfast consisted of greek yoghurt, fresh fruit and honey (my absolute favourite)]

That sounds like something a girl or House of Usher would have. Just what the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 May, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 23 May, 2012, 08:09:53 PMJust what the fuck is wrong with you?

Sheesh, if you haven't got you own theory by now...

But I defend my choice.  More than partial to a good Ulster fry,  some pancakes, a bacon roll or even some yummy kedgeree, but really thick 'proper' Greek yoghurt, full honey, chunks of fresh fruit, and maybe some roasted granola for crunch... There really is nothing I prefer for brekkie.   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 23 May, 2012, 08:20:25 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 23 May, 2012, 08:16:08 PM

More than partial to a good Ulster fry


No black puddin', what the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: exilewood on 23 May, 2012, 08:23:02 PM
Roger's Mom is partial to a good Ulster fry. Though she prefers a spit-roast.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 23 May, 2012, 08:31:16 PM
My mom remains free of Green contamination.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 May, 2012, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 23 May, 2012, 08:20:25 PM
No black puddin', what the fuck is wrong with you?

I prefer mine deep fried, as a supper dish. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 23 May, 2012, 08:43:42 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 24 March, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
........Computer game designed by my son won a Bafta this month!!  I'm bathing in reflected glory here!!  (Sad, I know)

Congrats.  What game was that?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SpetsnaZ99 on 24 May, 2012, 10:38:35 AM
Quote from: Something Fishy on 23 May, 2012, 08:43:42 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 24 March, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
........Computer game designed by my son won a Bafta this month!!  I'm bathing in reflected glory here!!  (Sad, I know)

Congrats.  What game was that?

Are you for real. That post is from 2009
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 24 May, 2012, 05:01:01 PM
After a lengthy, titanic struggle, I've managed to con my Android phone into running the Flash Player.
I'm filing his under "Sort of okay" because, although I've finally vanquished my longstanding technological white whale, I don't actually have much use for Flash on my phone.

Stupid bloody outdated format...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 24 May, 2012, 08:09:37 PM
Quote from: SpetsnaZ99 on 24 May, 2012, 10:38:35 AM
Quote from: Something Fishy on 23 May, 2012, 08:43:42 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 24 March, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
........Computer game designed by my son won a Bafta this month!!  I'm bathing in reflected glory here!!  (Sad, I know)

Congrats.  What game was that?

Are you for real. That post is from 2009

I am but I must have had a slight malfunction.

Christ know how I got to that  :lol:

Looking at page one and not realising it.

Well fuck.   Time to pack it in i think, eyes are failing and my reader didnt  want to tell me that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 25 May, 2012, 12:03:49 AM
since the last forum move I've noticed that - it will sometimes tell you that a thread has NEW posts, but when you click on the word NEW, you find that it means old posts that you never read on page 3 of a 37 page thread.

just one of many mysteries like the randomly disappearing modify button.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 May, 2012, 12:13:54 AM
There's is no mystery to why things go wrong on this forum.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 May, 2012, 12:15:50 AM
Oh great lord Bacchus, is there no day so shite you can't improve it through your gifts of fogging, distraction and sleepiness. 

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 May, 2012, 12:30:40 AM
Well now we know why you don't like that TDKR poster, Rummy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 25 May, 2012, 12:34:47 AM
Permanently sozzled on garden hooch.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 25 May, 2012, 12:39:56 AM
Murdering tramps and wringing the booze out of their clothes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JOE SOAP on 25 May, 2012, 12:42:33 AM
Digging for idols in the back-yard and finding old jam-rags.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 May, 2012, 07:14:56 AM
Quiet you monsters, I have a headache.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 25 May, 2012, 11:21:45 AM
No, keep doing that. I was laughing a lot.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 May, 2012, 12:44:06 PM
I'm glad the stupid 'Olympic torch relay' passing within one mile of where I live isn't timed in such a way as to prevent me getting to one of the jobs I need to do to pay my mortgage.

It's curious that no government I can remember ever thought of touring holy relics around the place to dazzle the peasants during times of economic hardship. 'New Labour' and the coalition deserve to be congratulated for having seized upon this opportunity for distraction. Coming your way soon, a Pardoner carrying a brass-plated sheep's shoulder bone with which you may bless your well and imbue the waters within with healing properties, and a mitten: he that his hand wol putte in this mitayn, he shal have multipliyng of his grayn what he hath sowen.

Anyway, life is sometimes sort of okay because this Olympic torch relay pantomime isn't going to adversely affect my earnings. Enjoy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: James Stacey on 25 May, 2012, 05:52:46 PM
It's adversely affecting my ability to walk home.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 May, 2012, 11:36:59 AM
Quote from: James Stacey on 25 May, 2012, 05:52:46 PM
It's adversely affecting my ability to walk home.

Olympic torch up the rectum? Ouch.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: James Stacey on 26 May, 2012, 11:58:11 AM
It's ok for the first inch or so. Then it starts to get uncomfortable.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: House of Usher on 26 May, 2012, 12:02:26 PM
So, what really happened? Does you route home take you across Newport Road, and was it closed for the benefit of the Olympic torch bearer and accompanying security detail?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: James Stacey on 26 May, 2012, 12:20:46 PM
My route home is down Newport road, yes. There were 'throngs' of people all down the road clogging the pavement almost entirely so I was literally forcing my way down the road. In hindsight I should have probably gone to the pub and let it all blow over.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 26 May, 2012, 12:45:11 PM
Take pity on us poor Londoners this Summer, maisters.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 27 May, 2012, 10:22:02 AM
I have just discovered tandoori square sausage. Breakfast and life as I know it will never be the same again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 27 May, 2012, 10:44:19 AM
Quote from: Satanist on 27 May, 2012, 10:22:02 AM
I have just discovered tandoori square sausage. Breakfast and life as I know it will never be the same again.

There is no foodstuff that my nation cannot make more disgusting or more dangerous to your digestive health and life expectancy. Not an April Fool (http://news.stv.tv/scotland/211673-irn-bru-sausage-the-perfect-hangover-cure/), and no doubt just as tasty as it looks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 27 May, 2012, 11:32:45 AM
Quote from: Satanist on 27 May, 2012, 10:22:02 AM
I have just discovered tandoori square sausage. Breakfast and life as I know it will never be the same again.

Where can I acquire this Holy Grail of breakfast meats?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 27 May, 2012, 01:10:03 PM
My local shop gets it in from the farmers market.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 28 May, 2012, 01:52:27 AM
Quote from: Satanist on 27 May, 2012, 01:10:03 PM
My local shop gets it in from the farmers market.

My search has begun.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 28 May, 2012, 02:22:03 PM
Sort of a mixed bag for me today, but its been more good than bad, so thisll be the best place to post rather than in minor impediments.

A glorious sunshine filled day off from work, so a nice drive out to the country beckoned, and it was in the middle of nowhere that my car decided to die on me,  :(
Two hours later rescue came, and when we finally made it home, my first batch of 2000ad back issues was waiting for me. Just waiting on the prognosis from the garage now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 June, 2012, 03:57:01 PM
Because a day spent doing my wife's hair has been made not only bearable, but actually fun, by the addition of Hamish & Dougal series one and three, and Im Sorry I Havent A Clue. Great stuff- made all the better by H&D being downloaded FREE as part of Amazon's new audible.com one month trial.

Oh and the kids are away til this evening, and not back until after i'll have had my tea.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 02 June, 2012, 07:06:46 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 02 June, 2012, 03:57:01 PM
Because a day spent doing my wife's hair has been made not only bearable, but actually fun, by the addition of Hamish & Dougal series one and three, and Im Sorry I Havent A Clue. Great stuff- made all the better by H&D being downloaded FREE as part of Amazon's new audible.com one month trial.

Oh and the kids are away til this evening, and not back until after i'll have had my tea.

You'll have had your tea, then?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 13 July, 2012, 05:56:41 PM
When I arrived at work today there was an ominous looking packet from the govm'nt lying on my desk. I watched carefully for a couple of hours before finally opening it. Turns out it was only a request for some basic information. Two pages of forms with a booklet heavier than some municipalities' phone books.

In my experience, large packages from official sources rarely yield good things, but in this case it wasn't a bad one at least.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 July, 2012, 06:27:16 PM
nah, packages are usually fine, the govt rarely sends out parcel, bombs - it's the small brown envelopes that you need to watch out for.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 14 July, 2012, 03:07:23 PM
Because my youngest has a friend round today for tea, necessitating a deep clean bleaching of the kitchen and bathroom by my goodself while wife was out shopping, she returned with a copy of FINAL DESTINATION 5 for us to watch after he goes home and they go to bed.

My wife is great.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 22 July, 2012, 10:27:55 PM
... Ice T was on Channel Four News yesterday. He was charisma personified as he patiently explained the difference between rap and hip hop to Krishnan Guru Murthy, and that not all hip hop was about scary black men with guns and bentleys. Then ruined it by responding to a question about Boulder with the same you can have my AK when you prise it from my cold, dead fingers bullshit you'd expect from Garth Brooks ...

He was on there to promote Something From Nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnzTnJxXySA&feature=relmfu), his documentary about the craft and creation of hip hop lyrics- which seems to have been deliberately buried by releasing it at the pictures in the same week as Batman.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 11 August, 2012, 11:48:44 PM
Because ive only gone and bloody resigned! After two long years of hating every minute of my job (which ive been in for seven years) i finally wrote my resignation letter and handed it in today.

Im off to the whitewater terror ride of agency work and not guaranteed 160 hours a month, which could be disasterous in the current economic climate- but, as my wife says, is infinitely preferable to my family having to visit me in prison after i did something rather terrible to the company director, or in the hospital after my heart attack or breakdown through stress or in the mortuary.

So yay me.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 12 August, 2012, 12:04:23 AM
Good on you SBT, for having the balls to do it. It will work out great, persistant stress is one of the worst things anyone has to deal with.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 12 August, 2012, 03:30:15 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 12 August, 2012, 12:04:23 AM
Good on you SBT, for having the balls to do it. It will work out great, persistant stress is one of the worst things anyone has to deal with.

Thanks David, I am alternately jumping for joy and quaking with fear. But I really couldn't work for them one moment longer. Thankfully today is a Sunday and I can't do anything productive, and I have tomorrow off to sign up with the agencies that I've so far not approached. And then I'm taking my family out to dinner to celebrate, because I bloody deserve it!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 August, 2012, 04:22:22 PM
Good luck SBT :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 12 August, 2012, 08:45:37 PM
Sbt. Sticking it to the man. Good on ya.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 August, 2012, 05:01:24 AM
Good man, SBT, and good luck.  You only get the one life.  Until you get regened, that is.  Although at least with your username you can be fairly certain what piece of his equipment Rogue will stick your biochip into in the meantime.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 13 August, 2012, 03:24:08 PM
Well done SBT. Sometimes we just gotta do those kinds of things. I kind of did the same a few years ago though I never really took the bull by the horns and matched my previous income – in fact, I haven't gone anywhere near it – but if it feels right, it is right. Good luck with it all.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 13 August, 2012, 03:43:34 PM
well done - that's so brave and hopefully you'll find you have lots of extra energy not eaten up by stress that will help you get new contracts.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 13 August, 2012, 04:28:08 PM
Good for you SBT. In the end you will be much happier.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 13 August, 2012, 08:47:11 PM
Well done SBT.

I did something similar a couple of years back after my company had driven me to the edge of breakdown.

I earn less now but I also work less hours and I could not be happier to have escaped.

Good luck with it,
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 22 August, 2012, 04:12:18 PM
Because while my kids were a massive pain in the arse while at lewes castle today, i did stumble across a shop selling comics- including 108 issues of groo the wanderer for £30, and current/ recent DC and Marvel for £2 each, so managed to spend £20 on loads of stuff that pleases me. Also found mid 1950s run of 'the wide world magazine for men' for a quid each in a tiny bookshop, so- result!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 22 August, 2012, 04:24:28 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 22 August, 2012, 04:12:18 PM
108 issues of groo the wanderer for £30

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 22 August, 2012, 04:31:42 PM
I didnt get them trout- couldnt justify it. But if you wanted them, im sure he'd send em on- shop is 'si's sounds', 4a station st, lewes. 01273 483983. Guy's name is simon stonehouse, and they're in the window.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 22 August, 2012, 04:50:51 PM
Argh. Thank you. That's very kind.

I want them so very badly - I love Groo and have so many gaps in my collection that I would definitely be missing a lot of these - but I'm about to move house and have 60 boxes of comics STUFF...

Argh. Must... resist... Must... reach... bootknife...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 24 August, 2012, 01:54:57 PM
I found a newspaper clipping in my mum's photograph box which showed an interview with my Great Uncle Fred in 1948. He'd helped to set up a choir for the Ukranian refugees in the hostel he ran and the article had a photo of the choir in folk costume. From enquiries to family members it seems that most had no idea he'd been involved in anything like this (his sister must have kept the newspaper clipping and it got put in the box which my mum inherited). I contacted a chap who ran a village website in the Nottinghamshire pit village where the hostel was and he told me it was a former POW camp and that the inhabitants (Germans, Italians and latterly Ukrainians, who were sent to work on local farms) had been encouraged to make friends with local families and visit them for tea. (I have this image in my head of former German troopers sitting in some miner's best sitting room drinking tea and making awkward conversation about growing cabbages.)

Recently I contacted the Nottingham Ukrainian Society and they have just sent back a lovely e-mail saying they had also lost all record of this hostel and it had helped fill a little gap in the records. They also thanked my Uncle Fred effusively as a friend of all Ukrainians during a horrible time when they couldn't go home because the Russians had invaded and were hunting down anyone who had worked (however much under duress) for the Germans.

The whole thing is making me feel very fluffy about my Uncle Fred I can tell you. I've passed on what I've found out to his children who are now in their 60s as he died when I was tiny. (I did meet him but I can't really remember him.) It's this sort of thing that gets the family talking to each other when they've lost touch like my mum and her cousins had.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 24 August, 2012, 02:02:32 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 24 August, 2012, 01:54:57 PM
I found a newspaper clipping in my mum's photograph box which showed an interview with my Great Uncle Fred in 1948. He'd helped to set up a choir for the Ukranian refugees in the hostel he ran and the article had a photo of the choir in folk costume. From enquiries to family members it seems that most had no idea he'd been involved in anything like this (his sister must have kept the newspaper clipping and it got put in the box which my mum inherited). I contacted a chap who ran a village website in the Nottinghamshire pit village where the hostel was and he told me it was a former POW camp and that the inhabitants (Germans, Italians and latterly Ukrainians, who were sent to work on local farms) had been encouraged to make friends with local families and visit them for tea. (I have this image in my head of former German troopers sitting in some miner's best sitting room drinking tea and making awkward conversation about growing cabbages.)

Recently I contacted the Nottingham Ukrainian Society and they have just sent back a lovely e-mail saying they had also lost all record of this hostel and it had helped fill a little gap in the records. They also thanked my Uncle Fred effusively as a friend of all Ukrainians during a horrible time when they couldn't go home because the Russians had invaded and were hunting down anyone who had worked (however much under duress) for the Germans.

The whole thing is making me feel very fluffy about my Uncle Fred I can tell you. I've passed on what I've found out to his children who are now in their 60s as he died when I was tiny. (I did meet him but I can't really remember him.) It's this sort of thing that gets the family talking to each other when they've lost touch like my mum and her cousins had.

This is great. It fair warms the cockles.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 31 August, 2012, 03:26:57 PM
Looks like they've upgraded the wi-fi in work, it reaches out to my wee shack in the car park. Now I can bestow my wisdom on you internet folks during work hours. You lucky, lucky people
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 03 September, 2012, 09:15:35 AM
Because, as some may remember, i quit my job a while back- after a couple of weeks off, today i have my first shift with the agency, and i already have half a week booked in. While the financial reliability of regular hours has obviously gone, the excitement of having to impress and do my job well to earn more work is beginning to kick in. In cab on way there at the moment- and actually feel as if im enjoying myself!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 03 September, 2012, 01:22:36 PM
Congrats! I hope this continues!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 04 September, 2012, 07:01:30 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 03 September, 2012, 09:15:35 AMIn cab on way there at the moment

Sipping Champagne I bet ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 06 September, 2012, 04:44:37 PM
...ive unexpectedly got a day off from work tomorrow - quite fancy popping to the pictures, as ive not been for a while. Anybody know if owt decent is showing?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: W. R. Logan on 06 September, 2012, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 06 September, 2012, 04:44:37 PM
...ive unexpectedly got a day off from work tomorrow - quite fancy popping to the pictures, as ive not been for a while. Anybody know if owt decent is showing?

You might still be able to catch 'The Raid' 8-?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: GordyM on 06 September, 2012, 06:19:02 PM
Quote from: W. R. Logan on 06 September, 2012, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 06 September, 2012, 04:44:37 PM
...ive unexpectedly got a day off from work tomorrow - quite fancy popping to the pictures, as ive not been for a while. Anybody know if owt decent is showing?

You might still be able to catch 'The Raid' 8-?

Be careful - I've seen a trailer for a dodgy knock off that features some guy in a big helmet. Might be best playing it safe and go see the future classic that is the Total Recall remake inste- BWAH HA HA HA! Sorry, couldn't finish that sentence with a straight face.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 September, 2012, 07:34:56 PM
As I recall mentioning here a few months back, there was significant Regime Change in my wife's workplace at the start of the 'summer', resulting in the rapid purging of the utter dirtwads who had made her working life miserable since the time she dared to take maternity leave, and who had initiated her gradual slide from department head to underemployed photocopier resupplier, via two union-fought attempts at involuntary redundancy. 

Just three months on from all that she's run off her feet heading two departments, and filling in for her new CEO while he's off sick.  As the guilt-ridden deadbeat person whose situation meant she couldn't quit from our only source of income no matter how much she wanted to, I almost can't describe the sheer pleasure it is to see her come through the door like she did this evening, completely knackered but cheery and confident like she used to be 6 or 7 years ago. 

We're still broke thanks to my general fecklessness in all arenas, ghastly mortgage and debts left over from my failed business, and massive paycuts she herself was saddled with over the past year, but honestly none of that shite really matters when the missus has a smile on her face. 
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Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 September, 2012, 07:41:36 PM
Good for her Teebs.


Can't you sell your arse on Dame Lane?
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Post by: TordelBack on 06 September, 2012, 08:00:27 PM
You buying?
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Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 September, 2012, 08:27:23 PM
I know a man.
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Post by: TordelBack on 06 September, 2012, 11:54:04 PM
If he's rich, isn't picky and is poorly endowed, it's a date. 
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Post by: JOE SOAP on 06 September, 2012, 11:57:50 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 06 September, 2012, 11:54:04 PM
If he's rich, isn't picky and is poorly endowed, it's a date. 




He's a politician?
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Post by: staticgirl on 07 September, 2012, 04:22:32 PM
Hurray for a happy Mrs Tordelback!

It's unusual for a blatant bullying case to be resolved successfully within the same organisation and I am very pleased it had such a great outcome. It's amazing how things can turn around.  I hope you guys start to get your lives turned around now.
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Post by: TordelBack on 13 September, 2012, 09:29:04 AM
Quote from: staticgirl on 07 September, 2012, 04:22:32 PM
It's unusual for a blatant bullying case to be resolved successfully within the same organisation...

You're not wrong.  The only way that this one got resolved, despite many previous attempts, was because the existing management cabal ran the organisation into the ground (and there's an area I'm an expert in myself), to the point that a 175 year old operation was within weeks of going under, and then in fairly rapid order most of them 'left to pursue other opportunities' when they realised that their sins were about to be found out.  A new CEO (formerly a hardass troubleshooter for a very major retailer) was installed, was supposed to take a non-executive backseat for a month to 'observe', and managed to keep silent for about a week before exploding, whereupon the remainder of the wankers ran away.  Most amusing to watch, I can tell you.

It's a bit tragic that the only solution to endemic bullying appears to be a complete change of management personnel, but there you go.  I'm not complaining.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 13 September, 2012, 11:13:44 AM
Nice one, TB; glad to hear it.

Me, I'm just back from Beijing, where I spent two-and-a-half broke, miserable and sanity-bendingly anxious months trying to find a stable job.  Finally packed it in and came home.  Now I'm broke but surrounded by mates, countryside and general cheeriness.  AND I GOT TO SEE THE DREDD FILM.  AND IT WAS ACE.

Massive overcrowding, bleak grey concrete everywhere, huge and featureless city-blocks, a brutal police presence, an oppressive and undemocratic ruling regime ... ahh, I can't be arsed making the inevitable joke.
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 17 September, 2012, 07:09:49 PM
Crossing road yesterday, couple of mins from where I live.

Unknown Squaxx wearing Judge Fear T-shirt crossing road towards me.

Me, pointing at unknown Squaxx's T-shirt: "Nice T-shirt!"

Unknown Squaxx notices Dredd grey badge T-shirt I was wearing and smiles.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 September, 2012, 07:57:03 PM
Sweet! That reminds me, I was on my way home one Saturday night in Dublin about 2 years ago, when I met some chap in full Dredd gear.  It wasn't even Halloween.  I got my photo taken with him but lost it since. Who was it?  Has to have been one of you guys, surely?
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Post by: Tombo on 17 September, 2012, 08:10:31 PM
The Boro branch of Forbidden Planet is having a bit of a clear out with lots of books reduced AND Buy One, Get One Free (cheapest item free).  Last week I picked up the first four Usagi Yojimbo books for about £14 and today I got the first four Blake & Mortimer books for just £7.98.
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Post by: von Boom on 22 September, 2012, 02:26:23 PM
Because after a fortnight of waiting I'm finally going to get to see Dredd.
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 29 September, 2012, 12:13:25 AM
Because tonight i bought the one remaining issue of Swamp Thing's second volume (171 issues, containing the Alan Moore run) that i needed. Six months or so on from finding that nearly-full longbox of Swampies in my attic, i'm down to needing 26 issues to complete all of volumes 1 to 5 plus sundries.
And i also picked up a replacement copy of Slaine: Books of Invasions 2, hopefully this time with the pages in the right order.

And now Journey Into Space is on the radio, and all is right with the world.

SBT
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 29 September, 2012, 08:25:09 PM
Bizarre thing today, as the boys and i excitedly approached the comics section of waterstones- only to find the deputy head of their school perusing the racks. Turns out he's a comics reader, and we had a bit of a chat about walking dead and marvel and wotnot. He's never read any prog stuff, and currently our shop has little of any interest, but i did recommend Insurrection to him, and he seemed impressed with the art. Left him pondering a purchase.

The boys meanwhile were completely blown away that he likes comics. Heh!

SBT
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Post by: von Boom on 01 October, 2012, 02:44:52 PM
We were all that way as sprogs. We KNEW we were the only ones to like something and were always surprised when an adult we knew, or thought we knew, might like exactly the same things. It's funny to watch children's reactions to the revelation that someone else got there first.
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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 01 October, 2012, 03:14:08 PM
One of my teachers was a huge squaxx and when he found out I was reading 2000ad he asked me to draw a giant Judge Dredd and Johnny Alpha for one of the school noticeboards.... :D He also wrote fantasy books and played guitar in a prog band. He was the coolest man alive. Also he set up a load of Linux-run computers in our school which is also apparently quite a rad thing to do.
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Post by: TordelBack on 05 October, 2012, 10:48:36 AM
On reading Nemesis Book 1 with a 6-year-old:

"Close the book, close it, that page is scaring me.  No, no, open it again, I want to see..."

:)
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Post by: staticgirl on 05 October, 2012, 12:36:16 PM
That is the appeal of that strip in a nutshell!
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Post by: Mardroid on 07 October, 2012, 02:06:00 AM
... I've been asked to work an extra day from now on.

I have mixed feelings to tell the truth. At the moment I'm working 3 days a week in a college (Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays), and while the work isn't all bad (sometimes I quite like it in fact) I do sometimes find it stressful, so that mid week break was always welcome.

On the other hand, an extra four days wages per month is nothing to be sneezed at and Wednesdays are usually pretty easy days. I just like how quick the week seems to go by with the Wednesday break, but never mind. I've still go Monday off so I'm keeping the long week end.

Oh, and minimum wage goes up 11 pence this month, which is nice.

Nar, having spent long periods of time unemployed I'm thankful to have work, don't get me wrong. It's just over a year in this job now, which is record over my previous jobs, bar the 18 month job I had as a Software Engineer way back in 2000/2001. (It doesn't seem that long ago in some ways, which is a touch scary.)
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Post by: Third Estate Ned on 07 October, 2012, 11:14:44 AM
After a brief, unexpected and first-time-ever spell in hospital I left feeling sorry for myself but was cheered up instantly by finding the below four Batman hardback collections in a flea market for €1 each. I don't know anything about Batman the comic but these books collect the most important stories and three of them are Alan Grant penned. I don't think the titles reflect the English since they're collections but I'll translate them if any of you are Bat fans and bothered to know.

No. 80 - Face to Face: http://www.alastor.biz/public/files/batman_la_leggenda_80_faccia_a_faccia.jpg (http://www.alastor.biz/public/files/batman_la_leggenda_80_faccia_a_faccia.jpg)
No. 81 - The Outcasts: http://www.alastor.biz/public/files/batman_la_leggenda_81_i_reietti_di_gotham.jpg (http://www.alastor.biz/public/files/batman_la_leggenda_81_i_reietti_di_gotham.jpg)
No. 82 - "Anarky in Gotham": http://www.fumetto-online.it/images/fumetti/PLANETA-DE%20AGOSTINI/batman_la_leggenda_82_anarky_in_gotham.jpg (http://www.fumetto-online.it/images/fumetti/PLANETA-DE%20AGOSTINI/batman_la_leggenda_82_anarky_in_gotham.jpg)
No. 83 - Second Chances: http://www.alastor.biz/public/files/batman_la_leggenda_83_seconde_possibilita.jpg (http://www.alastor.biz/public/files/batman_la_leggenda_83_seconde_possibilita.jpg)

I could have bought more, and I wish I had, but I no more spare change so I just picked out the Grant ones and whatever looked good. Curses!
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Post by: TordelBack on 10 October, 2012, 08:41:22 PM
Today I have mostly been googlin' the missus, which is just as much fun as it sounds.

She got the struggling charity she works for into the Huffington Post today, along with front-page on most of the online extensions of the broadcast and print newsmedia, and some 20 TV and radio interviews in one day.  Not bad going for someone who's only been back in her PR/media job since since July, and is filling two other positions at the same time.  Just call me Proudleback.
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Post by: Aonghus on 11 October, 2012, 08:32:45 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 October, 2012, 08:41:22 PM
Today I have mostly been googlin' the missus, which is just as much fun as it sounds.

She got the struggling charity she works for into the Huffington Post today, along with front-page on most of the online extensions of the broadcast and print newsmedia, and some 20 TV and radio interviews in one day.  Not bad going for someone who's only been back in her PR/media job since since July, and is filling two other positions at the same time.  Just call me Proudleback.

That's savage, congratulations to her! What's her charity called? I'm starting my new (only voluntary, alas) job as a newsreader on Raidió na Life today, might give it a mention if I can :)
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Post by: maryanddavid on 11 October, 2012, 11:08:58 AM
Nice one TB and best of luck Aonghus.
I sometimes bemoan where I live, its far to travel to Cons, nearest comics shop is over fifty miles, most concerts are a 3hour drive etc etc.
Last night I took the dogs for a quick walk before it got dark, its was the most glorious evening and I took the pic below with my phone, made me very satisified with where I am.
The lake is a small bog lake called Lough Naspleenagh.

(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa147/davidmc1/Snapbucket/625EAC98-orig.jpg)
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Post by: Aonghus on 11 October, 2012, 11:46:36 PM
Thanks David! Lovely shot too- I can practically see your bee-loud glade.
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Post by: TordelBack on 12 October, 2012, 12:06:36 AM
That's the pure stuff alright, David. 

Cheers for that too, Aonghus, and congrats on what sounds like an interesting venture - is that an Irish language station for Dublin, or an offshoot of Liffey Sound FM?  I'd rather not mention the wife's employer by name on the forum, since I've been extremely uncharitable here previously about the worm-ridden spineless cocksuckers that ran the place until very recently.  But I might drop you a PM!
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Post by: Aonghus on 12 October, 2012, 01:25:19 PM
Lol, had forgotten that. Do PM me by all means, I'll try to mention them/her! And it's a separate Irish language station for Dublin- Liffey Sound's just Lucan as far as I know. It's good fun so far anyway!
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Post by: johnnystress on 12 October, 2012, 01:35:22 PM
Lough Naspleenagh-What an intriguing place name

Is it based on 'Splíonach'?


a hippish person, a meagre person
peevish, melancholy, person; thin, wretched person
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 13 October, 2012, 11:03:53 PM
Because one year ago tonight i was briefly a hero to my kids when i "saved the man who fell off the cliff" while watching the fireworks.

Tonight, no one fell off the cliff that i am aware of- though we did get up there late due to the rain and i overheard something about someone stuck in a crevice and the rescue team being on their way- but the fireworks themselves were (and i use this phrase advisedly) fucking amazing. So much better than last year, bigger, more explosive and just honestly worthy of the loud "ooh"s and "ahh"s they elicited from the throng, myself included.

Top fun.

SBT
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Post by: judgefloyd on 13 October, 2012, 11:18:19 PM
So you just rested on your laurels and left the guy in the crevice?  Just kidding, and that's a nice story.  I love fireworks, me.

For me life is okay because I have work that I like and I'm good at, and my family is well. 
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 16 October, 2012, 08:43:07 PM
My new tablet actually plays the digital copies of movies I have (we could never get this to work on Tiny Tips' tablet no matter how many codecs we downloaded).
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Post by: Spicy Biscuit on 16 October, 2012, 09:10:02 PM
Visiting my Nan down in the Old Country I'm reminded she lives 15km from anywhere and thus I get to see the night sky in all it's glory.
This is of course countered by the awful weather (I'm a winter man, through and through), but just enough to make the night times worth it.
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Post by: Spikes on 16 October, 2012, 11:56:22 PM
..its prog day tomorrow.
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Post by: TordelBack on 17 October, 2012, 07:48:56 AM
Quote from: Spicy Biscuit on 16 October, 2012, 09:10:02 PM
Visiting my Nan down in the Old Country I'm reminded she lives 15km from anywhere and thus I get to see the night sky in all it's glory.

Jupiter in Taurus particularly lovely sight at the moment, framed by Aldebaran, Alnath, the Pleiades and the Hyades, and M31 in Andromeda twinkling just above on a dark one.  Balm for the soul.
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Post by: Spikes on 17 October, 2012, 06:15:47 PM
Huzzah! Another wodge of back issues arrived today, this time courtesy of the 2000ad shop.
Cant read 'em yet as to complete a run im needing progs 1769, 1770 and 1771 (the Chris Weston variant).
And that last one is pretty expensive, if e-bay is owt to go by!



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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2012, 05:10:33 PM
Ever since I politely asked the neighbours to turn down their music the other week, it's been rather nice again!
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Post by: Dandontdare on 18 October, 2012, 05:18:22 PM
Did you stun them into silence by going round in your Zardoz trunks?
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 18 October, 2012, 05:23:50 PM
Actually I did have shorts on when I went round but they were cargo ones, nice and baggy, for a change :lol:
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Post by: Spikes on 26 October, 2012, 01:25:26 PM
..ive just found a Bluray copy of Terrence Malick's masterpiece The Thin Red Line in HMV's bargain bucket.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 30 October, 2012, 03:26:46 PM
A quote in the Metro today made me chuckle. In a story about children as young as 10 taking weapons such as knives and knuckledusters into school, it says "among them were ... a 15 year old who brought a 'death star' into the classroom".

you've got to admit that takes juvenile delinquency to an impressive new level!
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Post by: von Boom on 30 October, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
But was it a fully armed and operational death star?
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Post by: Trout on 30 October, 2012, 08:14:43 PM
Pah. They're easily destroyed.
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Post by: von Boom on 30 October, 2012, 08:29:41 PM
But you have to get help from teddy bears to turn off the shields.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 November, 2012, 12:24:28 AM
I'm having a great time tonight. Just arrived at our Corringham store to find the salvage strewn all over the place, by kids I find out. Anyway, I kick what I need to out of the way and reverse into the unloading area.
The manager comes out and tells me what's gone on and then asks for my help in sorting the mess out.
In my head a little voice is shouting 'GET IN!"

Two years ago I came here on a Sunday morning at around 05:00, as the store needed a certain load quickly. I rang the store before I left to confirm that they would unload me as soon as I arrive. They confirmed that they would. When I arrived they said the forklift driver doesn't get in till 07:00. I asked why he said they would unload me on the phone and he said they wanted the load to be here. I exploded inside but I knew that I'd have that last laugh eventually.

I told the manager that one day he'll require my help and I'll not give it. That day has come. He is in the pouring rain as I type restacking pallets, trays, boxes, etc...

He was not happy when I reminded him of the incident and then walked off laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Buttonman on 03 November, 2012, 01:15:21 AM
Two wrongs don't make a right, John. Oh wait, hahahahahahahahahaha.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 07 November, 2012, 04:57:00 PM
Check out what my mum found in the back of an old drawer the other day! I seem to recakll you hadd to collect coupons from the prog tops end away for this. Isn't it shocking how these things shrink over time though?

(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/dreddTee-3.jpg)

And just in case anyone thought it had never fit, here's me aged about 15:

(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/dreddteeold.jpg)

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Post by: Bolt-01 on 07 November, 2012, 05:02:27 PM
Oh DDD- you know you have to wear that to any future convention you attend, don't you?
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 07 November, 2012, 05:07:28 PM
It looks a bit snug around the armpits but otherwise I think it looks the norm for a convention attendee ;)
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Post by: Steve Green on 07 November, 2012, 05:09:33 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 03 November, 2012, 12:24:28 AM
I'm having a great time tonight. Just arrived at our Corringham store to find the salvage strewn all over the place, by kids I find out. Anyway, I kick what I need to out of the way and reverse into the unloading area.
The manager comes out and tells me what's gone on and then asks for my help in sorting the mess out.
In my head a little voice is shouting 'GET IN!"

Two years ago I came here on a Sunday morning at around 05:00, as the store needed a certain load quickly. I rang the store before I left to confirm that they would unload me as soon as I arrive. They confirmed that they would. When I arrived they said the forklift driver doesn't get in till 07:00. I asked why he said they would unload me on the phone and he said they wanted the load to be here. I exploded inside but I knew that I'd have that last laugh eventually.

I told the manager that one day he'll require my help and I'll not give it. That day has come. He is in the pouring rain as I type restacking pallets, trays, boxes, etc...

He was not happy when I reminded him of the incident and then walked off laughing :lol: :lol: :lol:

'kids'
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Post by: Dandontdare on 07 November, 2012, 05:46:34 PM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 07 November, 2012, 05:02:27 PM
Oh DDD- you know you have to wear that to any future convention you attend, don't you?

As you may tell from the photo, if I breathed out or moved my arms, It'd just explode, Incredible Hulk style!
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Post by: Frank on 07 November, 2012, 07:12:03 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 07 November, 2012, 04:57:00 PM
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/dreddTee-3.jpg)


I'm typing this with one hand, Dan.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 07 November, 2012, 07:33:56 PM
 :o :sick:
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 10 November, 2012, 06:37:19 PM
I was bored the other day, while searching the web and now I've got 500 business cards in front of me!
Makes it easier to have photos sent to me, as I can hand them out at conventions when I'm the Judge ;)
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Post by: Spikes on 12 November, 2012, 05:45:49 PM
..i won summat today.
Whilst doing some winter shrub pruning work on a Industrial estate, i found a hidden laminated card tied to a tree informing me, the finder, that id won a completely free set of wedding photo's.
Im not getting married anytime soon, nor is anyone i know, so its all a bit of a waste, really.
I guess if i was to pop to the shop, this contest would be heavily advertised, but as the card itself was in a place that nobody would easily find, they was obviously banking on the fact that nobody would be coming forward, the tight gits  ;); and so soon as well - its dated only two weeks ago!

Anyone on the forum getting married soon?
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Post by: TordelBack on 12 November, 2012, 05:53:40 PM
Bought Prog 1808 today and as I read it in the library while the kids were picking out their books, I realised that I was just as excited and engaged by this comic as I was in the early '80s, with one important difference: every story was a corker.  Being a simple man who knows what he likes definitely has its rewards. 
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 November, 2012, 07:55:12 AM
Just before I knocked off this morning, one of the day managers let slip he was a fan of the prog and liked the Biz. I quickly showed him a pic of Simon wearing my Judge helmet and said that I'll bring a few things in tomorrow that will blow his mind.
We are everywhere :o
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Post by: TordelBack on 13 November, 2012, 08:49:39 AM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 13 November, 2012, 07:55:12 AM
We are everywhere :o[/color]

Like da eyes of da movement?
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Post by: Banners on 13 November, 2012, 02:37:04 PM
I think I got a Nexus 4 in the mad rush this morning, but I'm not really sure as there were so many errors during the checkout process. I guess I'll find out soon and then head to either the "drokking fantastic" or "life spugs" threads...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 15 November, 2012, 08:08:05 PM
A few ales tonight, and day off from work, with some back progs to enjoy - hopefully, tomorrow. Nice.
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Post by: I, Cosh on 15 November, 2012, 09:12:31 PM
I went to the pictures the other night and they showed a number of trailers for foreign language films with dialogue and subtitles rather than trying to hide it as has been the fashion for the past few years.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 15 November, 2012, 09:28:23 PM
Because sometimes life provides moments of such outstanding beauty, which achieve the kind of perfection most of us spend our whole lives pursuing, that all you can do is stand back in admiration - regardless of your nationality and natural inclinations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prSnYSOxcpg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prSnYSOxcpg)
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 16 November, 2012, 08:33:41 AM
Because after months of watching and waiting, i've finally found and bought a set of steve niles and kelley jones's 'batman: gotham after midnight' for only two pounds and change more than the cost of the trade paperback. Happiness descended upon me- a feeling of such brief elation that i immediately paid considerably over the odds for an old issue of hellblazer that was needed to finish off a storyline i started reading the other night.

Oh well.

SBT
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Post by: SmallBlueThing on 17 November, 2012, 01:20:23 PM
...and today i won an ebay auction for John Carpenter's IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (In The Eye Of Insanity: German title, Up The Bum Of Being Barmy: Chinese translated title) which is massively unavailable over here,nd which i havent seen in donkey's years- it being one of a handful of Carps i dont own any more since converting to dvd. Yay! Only Nightbreed to get now, and i officially 'never have to buy another film, as i have all the ones im ever going to want'.

Now watch as In The Mouth of Madness turns up on ch5 this week.
SBT
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Post by: Mardroid on 17 November, 2012, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: Banners on 13 November, 2012, 02:37:04 PM
I think I got a Nexus 4 in the mad rush this morning, but I'm not really sure as there were so many errors during the checkout process. I guess I'll find out soon and then head to either the "drokking fantastic" or "life spugs" threads...

They sold out in around an hour apparently! That phone is great value for money* but I wonder how many Google actually ordered. It seems folk took advantage of the deal and ordered multiple units and are reselling them for double on ebay. Cheeky blighters.

*I actually came across it by accident on the Google site as I'm planning on getting the Nexus 7 tablet soon. (Here's hoping I get some money for Christmas. Heh.)  I wouldn't normally pay even that much for a phone but at that price for that specification I'm sorely tempted. I'll make the tablet my priority for now though. I will keep an eye on the Google site for future reference. My cheap but trusty little Samsung spare will do for now.
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Post by: SuperSurfer on 17 November, 2012, 09:25:03 PM
After some longish quiet periods I've been off the scale busy lately.

Been doing the main freelance work and then the poorly paid freelance projects from home. Went about one and a half weeks with about 3.5 hours sleep every night. On the last day of a deadline I went to bed 8.30am, slept 1.5 hours then got up to go to main work.

Haven't caught up with sleep. So no drawing, posting here, reading other than prog and Meg. Got tons of other stuff going on. Would've loved to have gone to Thought Bubble. This should be in Life is Drokking Fantastic really as so glad to have dough coming in but at the moment feel wrecked.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 19 November, 2012, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 17 November, 2012, 07:14:30 PM

*I actually came across it by accident on the Google site as I'm planning on getting the Nexus 7 tablet soon. (Here's hoping I get some money for Christmas. Heh.)  I wouldn't normally pay even that much for a phone but at that price for that specification I'm sorely tempted. I'll make the tablet my priority for now though. I will keep an eye on the Google site for future reference. My cheap but trusty little Samsung spare will do for now.


I just got the Nexus 7. I'm posting this message from it. Lovely bit of kit! :-)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 19 November, 2012, 08:16:20 PM
Quote from: Darren Stephens on 19 November, 2012, 07:31:58 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 17 November, 2012, 07:14:30 PM
*I actually came across it by accident on the Google site as I'm planning on getting the Nexus 7 tablet soon. (Here's hoping I get some money for Christmas. Heh.)  I wouldn't normally pay even that much for a phone but at that price for that specification I'm sorely tempted. I'll make the tablet my priority for now though. I will keep an eye on the Google site for future reference. My cheap but trusty little Samsung spare will do for now.
I just got the Nexus 7. I'm posting this message from it. Lovely bit of kit! :-)
I MAKE YOUR EYES!!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 20 November, 2012, 07:48:42 PM
...i recieved a nice e-mail from Cam Kennedy today.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 23 November, 2012, 02:26:40 PM
Not sure if this should be here, or in the 'fortean' thread. Im currently working with a non-verbal, very VERY challenging young man with autism. Sitting alongside him today, he's getting more and more annoyed at the centre's internet connection and youtube's refusal to work. Im ignoring his displays, doodling a picture of dredd. Next thing i know, he's streaming the stallone dredd movie and grinning at me. He never communicates directly, never shows any indication of being interested in anything except button moon and darts.
Oddest thing: he cant type. How did he get to it?

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 23 November, 2012, 02:57:32 PM
The Force is strong with this one.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 23 November, 2012, 03:00:29 PM
Have him report to psi-div for an evaluation.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 23 November, 2012, 03:54:30 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 23 November, 2012, 02:26:40 PM
Not sure if this should be here, or in the 'fortean' thread. Im currently working with a non-verbal, very VERY challenging young man with autism. Sitting alongside him today, he's getting more and more annoyed at the centre's internet connection and youtube's refusal to work. Im ignoring his displays, doodling a picture of dredd. Next thing i know, he's streaming the stallone dredd movie and grinning at me. He never communicates directly, never shows any indication of being interested in anything except button moon and darts.
Oddest thing: he cant type. How did he get to it?

SBT

Button moon and darts are an odd combination.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 November, 2012, 04:00:45 PM
Stallone Dredd you say! Seems like he's beyond help :'(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 23 November, 2012, 04:07:19 PM
Life is sometimes kind of ok, because I have a really bad sore throat.  It's bloody killing me.  But that's ok - I'd rather have it now than in my birthday week next week, given sore throats can really take the fun out of partying and then flying to Rome.   ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 November, 2012, 05:51:22 PM
I called up my ISP to pay them with my debit card, expecting to pay £31.44. They asked me for £38.86 instead and after some intensive negotiations I finally got them to settle for £24.46! Ha! Thank you, Artificially Induced Financial Crisis, for giving me Bargaining Power!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 24 November, 2012, 02:03:48 PM
Yesterday my car was smashed in a hit and run. Thankfully the insurance is going to cover everything, including my rental car, and there is zero deductible. It's not going to cost me anything but the inconvenience of it all.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 24 November, 2012, 02:17:27 PM
Blimey. I presume you came out of it unscathed?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 24 November, 2012, 02:20:09 PM
Yeah, hope everyone's okay, JvB.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 25 November, 2012, 01:47:51 PM
Thanks guys. No one was hurt. The car was parked at the time with no one in it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 December, 2012, 03:20:00 PM
A recent, unexpected and not unwelcome interest in WWII fighter planes on the part of my son, combined with some sneaky Christmas pressie bargain hunting today, delivered the gigantic Air Ace Picture Library omnibus (lovely, lovely Ian Kennedy and Mike Western art among others) and a 1:72 Airfix Spitfire for the combined total of 10 euro.  For the Boy, of course, what other motive could Santa possibly have? 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 17 December, 2012, 03:23:05 PM
Quote from: Big Barry PengeBack on 17 December, 2012, 03:20:00 PM
A recent, unexpected and not unwelcome interest in WWII fighter planes on the part of my son, combined with some sneaky Christmas pressie bargain hunting today, delivered the gigantic Air Ace Picture Library omnibus (lovely, lovely Ian Kennedy and Mike Western art among others) and a 1:72 Airfix Spitfire for the combined total of 10 euro.  For the Boy, of course, what other motive could Santa possibly have?

Santa's quite efficient, because I bet you would enjoy that present too. Coincidentally, I got a Christmas card from Ian in this morning's post. I'm sad to say his wife had signed it. That means I can't eBay it.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 December, 2012, 07:42:35 PM
Quote from: Supermarine Troutfire on 17 December, 2012, 03:23:05 PMCoincidentally, I got a Christmas card from Ian in this morning's post.

Troutfires mightn't be bombers, but they're apparently capable of dropping something...  ;)

This all feels a bit bizarre, since I am deeply conflicted about 'war stuff' and how I present it to the kids.  On the one hand I've never bought them army men or tanks or imitation guns, preferring the natural war-play of kids to be with space aliens, clones and fantasy monsters (and maybe the odd knight for good measure).  On the other hand, I find Dunkirk, the Blitz, the Battle of Britain, Normandy and the French theatre to be horribly fascinating, and at some level very important to know and understand. 

Even though happy circumstances of birth mean I'm freed of obligation to the national myths of Britain and the US and any patriotic teleology employed in interpretation of those events, I still find these stories inspiring, and I was genuinely thrilled when a WWII Biggles comic, of all things, led to my boy pestering every adult in range for information about Spitfires, Hurricanes, Blenheims, ME109s and Junkers JU 87s.  Hell, he's even started requesting carrots for tea.

Tangentially, today my brother returned to the toyshop the repeating Nerf gun which he had bought my lad for Christmas, saying he just couldn't bear to give it to a 6 year old kid after Friday's events. Despite trying to avoid coverage I've found myself unconsciously crying after stumbling across radio news or newspaper headlines, and yet here I am, delighted that my son found an interest in the machinery of war and the bloody business of aerial combat and bombardment.  It's all a bit rum.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 17 December, 2012, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Big Barry PengeBack on 17 December, 2012, 07:42:35 PM
Quote from: Supermarine Troutfire on 17 December, 2012, 03:23:05 PMCoincidentally, I got a Christmas card from Ian in this morning's post.
Troutfires mightn't be bombers, but they're apparently capable of dropping something...  ;)

:lol: I couldn't resist it.

Quote from: Big Barry PengeBack on 17 December, 2012, 07:42:35 PM
This all feels a bit bizarre, since I am deeply conflicted about 'war stuff' and how I present it to the kids.  On the one hand I've never bought them army men or tanks or imitation guns, preferring the natural war-play of kids to be with space aliens, clones and fantasy monsters (and maybe the odd knight for good measure).  On the other hand, I find Dunkirk, the Blitz, the Battle of Britain, Normandy and the French theatre to be horribly fascinating, and at some level very important to know and understand. 

Even though happy circumstances of birth mean I'm freed of obligation to the national myths of Britain and the US and any patriotic teleology employed in interpretation of those events, I still find these stories inspiring, and I was genuinely thrilled when a WWII Biggles comic, of all things, led to my boy pestering every adult in range for information about Spitfires, Hurricanes, Blenheims, ME109s and Junkers JU 87s.  Hell, he's even started requesting carrots for tea.

Tangentially, today my brother returned to the toyshop the repeating Nerf gun which he had bought my lad for Christmas, saying he just couldn't bear to give it to a 6 year old kid after Friday's events. Despite trying to avoid coverage I've found myself unconsciously crying after stumbling across radio news or newspaper headlines, and yet here I am, delighted that my son found an interest in the machinery of war and the bloody business of aerial combat and bombardment.  It's all a bit rum.

There are plenty of positive stories in war. A lot of heroism.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 18 December, 2012, 12:45:09 PM
Now then, this is unexpectedly troubling. A couple of posts ago it was mentioned returning toy guns to shops in light of recent events. Well, i bought my two some 'stocking filler' automatic rifles (sets, along with handcuffs, walkie talkies, pistols, badges- you've all seen them) for xmas, and while ordinarily i wouldnt allow world events to affect me in this way, i'm now thinking quite heavily about this...

Which is anothereason i love this board.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 December, 2012, 12:10:55 AM
Now then, a while back i posted about getting rid of stuff and how liberating it was. Someone immediately replied that i would be straight to ebay to purchase loads more. While this hasnt happened, let me tell you what has arrived at my house this week, comics-wise, mostly by accident.

From people hereabouts, for which im incredibly grateful: Hellblazer #1-45 plus annual #1, and a stack of nineties horror comics (which ive had to split with my eldest) and some of those Star Wars Clone Wars Adventures pocketbooks.

From an old chum who, through his work, collects occassional boxes (apple boxes mind, not little ones) full of graphic novels and trades and then dumps them on me when i least expect it: one huge box of twenty-odd trades, including 'countdown to final crisis' vols 2-4, gibbons' ' the originals', dc showcase booster gold, batman, superman, a small horror dark horse trade called 'the cut' (which i read in the bath today and is so obviously a failed screenplay hoping for a second life) (cont)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 December, 2012, 12:16:11 AM
(cont), a number of spideys that ive shared with the youngest, and many more. Im also fairly sure there's a copy of Grandville: Bette Noir under the tree for me.

All very lovely- and i have several work-free, wife-free days between xmas and new year when herself is in Germany and the boys will be doing nothing but playing Skylanders Giants, Sonic Racing Transformed, Ultimate Alliance 2 and Overlord, so i hope to just lay on the sofa and read comics for five or six days.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 24 December, 2012, 12:24:19 AM
Quoteso i hope to just lay on the sofa and read comics for five or six days.

Nice!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 24 December, 2012, 12:44:10 AM
Yes indeed- and if Santa brings me Prometheus like i asked for, and if the kids are up for Empire and Jedi on consecutive days, and i can be arsed to put on Event Horizon and In The Mouth Of Madness after they've gone to bed, i'll have a filmtastic time too!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 24 December, 2012, 12:54:57 AM
Im no film buff, but I love Event Horizon, never fails to creep me out a bit.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 30 December, 2012, 10:44:44 PM
Just finished watching the brilliant, and thoroughly engrossing Neil Armstrong: First Man on the Moon on BBC2.
A fitting tribute to a genuine World hero, and thanks to input from family and friends, a rare glimpse into the private man's life as well. Footage of Neil with his growing family, playing golf, his 80th birthday party, and attending a Star Trek convention! plus the obvious high regard he was held in by his close collegues show that this most famous of people was an 100% all round good egg.
And its always a treat to see all that Apollo footage. Its lost none of its impact. Wonderous stuff indeed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 31 December, 2012, 04:11:25 PM
Because ive been spending the last couple of days doing something fantastic for my wife, but i cant say what it is cos she's still in germany and hasnt seen it. It's been such great fun, the boys have been involved, we've done brilliant stuff together, my manliness has gone through the fucking roof and yet ive managed to maintain a maximum level of fey camp at all times, and indeed, some of what ive done could be described as 'flouncy'. Best of all it only occured to me to do it on saturday night and the entire project has taken two days from start to stop.

Im sorry i cant be any more clear!

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 31 December, 2012, 04:51:34 PM
I've managed to see most of my friends and family over the Christmas period and I just realised that for the first time ever I haven't had to repair or de-spyware a single computer for anyone.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 21 January, 2013, 09:43:31 PM
Don't really know where to put this. Life spugs, minor inconveniences, or sort of ok?

Been out of the picture recently as we moved out what was our fantastic flat into my mother's house. Moving was a bloody nightmare – more like an evacuation. Forgot just how stressful it can be. Happened in a rush for various reasons, one being that I didn't want to turn down work while it was there.

At our old place I had my own dedicated workroom but I am now sitting in a front room surrounded by about 45 boxes of our belongings, with our furniture collapsed and in storage. It's an inconvenience we will have to put up with until we get our own house as I am done with living in flats. Hopefully this situation won't go on for too long.

But I almost feel guilty complaining as there are many people in a far worse situation. Been an inconvenience but at the same time we are very lucky to have the option to be here.

Nevertheless, good to be back.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: strontium71 on 21 January, 2013, 09:56:10 PM
Welcome back SS! But don't feel bad because there are other people worse off - everyone's problems are still stressful to them. I know others are far , far worse off than me but when something goes wrong in my life , it's still a pain at the time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 January, 2013, 01:02:43 AM
I'm sure I read somewhere that moving is in the top 3 most stressful events in life. When we moved in here I said to Caz that I'm gonna die here before we ever move again and when I helped her brother move out of his flat, that was mega stressful. I finished work, grabbed a few hours sleep and went round to his flat with his dad. When we walked through the door he hadn't packed anything. Even the games console was still attached to the bloody tv. Words were said, believe me!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 22 January, 2013, 01:31:32 AM
Cheers strontium71. Yeah, guess you are right there.

I spent a couple of weeks decluttering and a week solid packing which no way was long enough. I was hit with a vicious cold which delayed me starting and my poor Mrs had a cold which was at its worst on the day of the move.

People were telling me it wouldn't take me long to pack as all my stuff was supposedly in good order but the removals guy advised that heavy things such as books and magazines are mixed with lighter stuff so it wasn't as simple an exercise as I thought.

Felt really crap pulling apart the furniture and basically undoing all the effort we put into making that flat our home. Well, I say 'home' but I never actually referred to it as that for various reasons.

Just to make things worse, I held off buying the prog as I knew it would get lost in the mayhem so I have a gap in my collection which I need to plug before I carry on reading. Hopefully a trip to town this weekend will sort that out and while I am there I can also purchase a certain DVD.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:40:48 PM
a few little things making me happy:

I just got a new bed. After 20 years in that last (2nd hand) beast, I never appreciated how uncomfortable it had become. This one's bliss, it's like sleeping in a posh hotel.

I got back in touch with an old friend purely because some game app on his phone spammed me without his knowledge.

I just found out I won a bottle of wine in my local's Xmas raffle ... all the prizes seemed to go to regulars... hmm  :-X)

Manchester library has a new even bigger graphic novel section and it's freaking huge - I could've taken my 12 book maximum a few times over today.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 16 February, 2013, 11:57:07 PM
I thought my copy of Day of Chaos hasn't turned up in time for my holiday as I usually get things delivered to work, but checking the home postbox this morning I found it alongside two progs and the new Megazine. Result!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 February, 2013, 03:44:05 AM
Just got back from my good deed of the night and I'm very happy to have helped a work colleague out in her hour of distress. Buggered up my film watching for the night but I can fit in at least one before bed  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 09:49:38 AM
I installed a new 3D printer into our showroom at work last week and I left it printing a judges helmet over the weekend, purely for testing purposes you understand  :D.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 17 February, 2013, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 09:49:38 AM
I installed a new 3D printer into our showroom at work last week and I left it printing a judges helmet over the weekend, purely for testing purposes you understand  :D.

Of your own design, or is this an example of the Coming Times - where instead of going to the shops or asking Amazon to deliver stuff to our houses, we just pay to download plans from someone else's site to our own 3D printer and let it make one for us?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 05:47:30 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 17 February, 2013, 03:25:55 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 09:49:38 AM
I installed a new 3D printer into our showroom at work last week and I left it printing a judges helmet over the weekend, purely for testing purposes you understand  :D.

Of your own design, or is this an example of the Coming Times - where instead of going to the shops or asking Amazon to deliver stuff to our houses, we just pay to download plans from someone else's site to our own 3D printer and let it make one for us?

It's not of my own design. I downloaded the CAD file for it free from Grabcad, a community where people upload cool 3d models they have made, I suppose its kind of like an engineers version of deviantart.

This particular model would be prohibitively expensive to print full size on a professional printer (I'm just making a small one) but yes, in a few years time we will all have the ability to do this affordably from home, you will be able to print anything from an action figure to a fully functional assault rifle.

Interesting (and slightly scary) times ahead.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 17 February, 2013, 06:17:57 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 05:47:30 PM
in a few years time we will all have the ability to do this affordably from home, you will be able to print anything from an action figure to a fully functional assault rifle. Interesting (and slightly scary) times ahead.

The minute someone works out the plane elasticity, load distribution and tensile stresses of Kelly Brook, I can think of one board member (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,5066.msg742074.html#msg742074) who'll be an early adopter of that technology.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 18 February, 2013, 08:23:54 AM
Just one?!?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 18 February, 2013, 06:18:57 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:40:48 PM
I just got a new bed. After 20 years in that last (2nd hand) beast, I never appreciated how uncomfortable it had become. This one's bliss, it's like sleeping in a posh hotel.

Now aint that the truth.
Ive slept in ones that have half collapsed - and had gotten used to it, before finally buying another.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 18 February, 2013, 06:26:21 PM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 18 February, 2013, 06:18:57 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 16 February, 2013, 11:40:48 PM
I just got a new bed. After 20 years in that last (2nd hand) beast, I never appreciated how uncomfortable it had become. This one's bliss, it's like sleeping in a posh hotel.

Now aint that the truth.
Ive slept in ones that have half collapsed - and had gotten used to it, before finally buying another.

with my big stack of GNs from the library, and a little ahem herbal smoking mixture, I barely left it on Sunday, except to get more snacks. Pure heaven.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 18 February, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 17 February, 2013, 06:17:57 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 05:47:30 PM
in a few years time we will all have the ability to do this affordably from home, you will be able to print anything from an action figure to a fully functional assault rifle. Interesting (and slightly scary) times ahead.

The minute someone works out the plane elasticity, load distribution and tensile stresses of Kelly Brook, I can think of one board member (http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,5066.msg742074.html#msg742074) who'll be an early adopter of that technology.

We do have a machine that can print flexible materials so if someone could calculate the shore value of her main assets, I'll print a couple off  :thumbsup:.

Anyway, the Dredd helmet turned out quite well, I might have a stab at painting it -

(http://i.imgur.com/fl1yAyx.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 18 February, 2013, 09:32:40 PM
It's too big.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 19 February, 2013, 09:29:50 AM
Working in the woods again today.
A bright but misty morning - and just off to my right are two deers at play.
We can all moan about our jobs, but im happy with mine at the minute.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
Feeling guilty about my utter failure as a provider, I set about building my son an 'educational' laptop out of scavenged and minimum-bid ebayed bits and bobs.  It was supposed to be a Crimbo present, but various factors (ie: it didn't work) intervened, and I only presented it to him the other week.  Of course he loves it, even though I insist on giving a formal 15min lesson every time he wants to use it for anything other than homework.  Problem is, despite being ridiculously low-spec by today's standards it's turned out to be an absolute beauty of a machine: and I want it for my own.  It glows, it hums, it works.  I'm using it right now while he sleeps.  It's like bloody Sophocles in reverse, but with a 19" Sony screen.   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 02 March, 2013, 10:35:00 PM
Quote from: Rog69 on 17 February, 2013, 05:47:30 PM
I downloaded the CAD file for it free from Grabcad, a community where people upload cool 3d models they have made ... in a few years time you will be able to print anything from an action figure to a fully functional assault rifle. Interesting (and slightly scary) times ahead.

Interesting and very scary: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21639015 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21639015)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 03 March, 2013, 11:31:51 AM
Quote from: sauchie on 02 March, 2013, 10:35:00 PM
Interesting and very scary: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21639015 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21639015)

Very, very scary indeed. I hope that company is charged the first time their blueprint is used to murder someone.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2013, 11:44:25 AM
Quote from: von Boom on 03 March, 2013, 11:31:51 AM
Quote from: sauchie on 02 March, 2013, 10:35:00 PM
Interesting and very scary: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21639015 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21639015)

Very, very scary indeed. I hope that company is charged the first time their blueprint is used to murder someone.

Now now, blueprints don't kill people...   ;)

As ever I direct all interested parties to Bruce Sterling's short 'The Kiosk', where the implications of this most exciting and inevitable tech are teased out in entertaining fashion. 

You can download/listen to Starship Sofa reading here: http://ec.libsyn.com/p/5/9/5/59545457c29a5966/StarShipSofa_Aural_Delights_No_116_Bruce_Sterling.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01ce8534d3c85ee24b&c_id=1546038 (http://ec.libsyn.com/p/5/9/5/59545457c29a5966/StarShipSofa_Aural_Delights_No_116_Bruce_Sterling.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276ce028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea1d01ce8534d3c85ee24b&c_id=1546038)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steve Green on 03 March, 2013, 11:46:27 AM
There are YouTube videos of people shooting with these - they usually fall apart pretty quickly.

Very scary.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: strontium71 on 03 March, 2013, 11:57:20 AM
I wonder if an actual working gun made from this plastic can ever be smuggled onto a plane? Surely it will bypass the metal detectors , and if it comes in multiple sections , might not even be recognised? It'd only have to be used a couple of times so it won't matter if it breaks up eventually.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steve Green on 03 March, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
Probably.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 03 March, 2013, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: strontium71 on 03 March, 2013, 11:57:20 AM
I wonder if an actual working gun made from this plastic can ever be smuggled onto a plane? Surely it will bypass the metal detectors , and if it comes in multiple sections , might not even be recognised? It'd only have to be used a couple of times so it won't matter if it breaks up eventually.
You'd still need bullets. Unless it was more of a pellet gun.

<Awaits inevitable dressing down for using incorrect terminology.>
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 03 March, 2013, 12:53:42 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 03 March, 2013, 12:19:05 PM
Quote from: strontium71 on 03 March, 2013, 11:57:20 AM
I wonder if an actual working gun made from this plastic can ever be smuggled onto a plane? Surely it will bypass the metal detectors , and if it comes in multiple sections , might not even be recognised? It'd only have to be used a couple of times so it won't matter if it breaks up eventually.

You'd still need bullets. Unless it was more of a pellet gun. <Awaits inevitable dressing down for using incorrect terminology.>

Aye, that occurred to me during Die Harder, when McClane explains that the glock pistol one of the goons is carrying is made of plastic and can circumvent metal detectors. As well as the ammunition, the firing mechanism is still going to be metal, but I suppose if someone pulled a non-firing plastic replica they'd knocked up on their Epson no-one on the plane would be particularly keen to test the validity of that logic.

It's not really the practicality of the weapon that gives folk power in that situation, it's the fear, uncertainty and compliance which they provoke - Mohamed Atta's lot took over three planes using craft knives, and there's nothing to stop anyone doing the same thing today with a shank made from sharpened plastic. Trying to prevent folk from being cocks is ultimately futile, because if they're really determined to be cocks they'll find a way.

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Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2013, 01:03:15 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 03 March, 2013, 12:53:42 PMTrying to prevent folk from being cocks is ultimately futile, because if they're really determined to be cocks they'll find a way.

The Ewoks taught us this.
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Post by: Tiplodocus on 04 March, 2013, 12:44:25 PM
I figured out that I can "herd" the most annoying of our three cats out of a room using the "laser" site on one of my Nerf guns.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 04 March, 2013, 06:02:25 PM
I worked out how to get that dumb dinosaur guy to let me chase his magic dot for hours.  Every now and then I pretend to chase it out of the room, wait a bit and go back in, and he starts all over again!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 04 March, 2013, 07:26:15 PM
I just saw something that looked suspiciously like a Car Transporter signalling to turn up a humped back bridge which I know is far too small for it. The driver flashed his lights to let me through so it won't be me that get's stuck behind it.

Bloody Sat Nav eh?!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: judda fett on 06 March, 2013, 04:38:28 AM
I found Savage Sword Of Conan vol 1 in my locker at work the other day. It'd been there since 18.08.2010- the date on the Waterstones receipt with it. That's probably one up from 'sort of okay'.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 06 March, 2013, 06:46:28 AM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 04 March, 2013, 07:26:15 PM
Bloody Sat Nav eh?!

A couple of miles from where I live there is a low bridge in the middle of a double bend, there are five warning signs in the run up to it and then there is an island where trucks can turn around just before the bridge.

We get at least one lorry a week that manages to drive all the way up to the bridge and then causes chaos trying to reverse back up to the island.

Is there not a truckers sat-nav available that has stuff like this marked on it?
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 06 March, 2013, 08:13:54 AM
Yes!
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Post by: TordelBack on 06 March, 2013, 11:13:02 AM
I got my remaining hairs cut today (in a departure from my normal quarterly hacking at my head with a trimmer acquired at a car-boot sale) and while I still find the whole barbarous (geddit) process distasteful I had a genuinely interesting and amusing conversation with the woman wielding the clippers.  This was certainly a first* for me.




*No, not 'talking to a lady', you cheeky sods.
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Post by: TordelBack on 08 March, 2013, 11:43:45 PM
Cripes, it's me again.

Wifey finally returned to divest me of feverish children, bringing with her the opened bottles and leftover cake and olives of a function she'd been running.  So now its a gallon of half-drunk Chilean red and Baldur's Gate modded up the wazoo til the cold watches.  Pig, meet shite.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 09 March, 2013, 12:31:26 AM
Nice.
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Post by: ChickenStu on 15 March, 2013, 11:48:41 PM
I've got a fucking evil cold like virus. However, the upshot is it makes me sleep. And I LOVE sleep! And the wife's knows I'm ill, so she's letting me sleep! Mmmm, bedfordshire here I come!

Would watch the rest of Comic Relief... but nah. I'm close to passing out here.
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Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 23 March, 2013, 03:12:47 PM
I managed 11 hours sleep last night and it was very nice indeed. Good job I have 5 days off :D
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Post by: Spikes on 24 March, 2013, 06:58:36 AM
Despite having to get up at a un-natural hour, on a Sunday no less! Im off to London England! All i need now is for the motorways to be clear, and more importantly, a win at the close of play !
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Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 30 March, 2013, 10:52:34 AM
Moved house at the start of the month, and yesterday, the landlord from my old house returned the security deposit, IN FULL!
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Post by: Mardroid on 30 March, 2013, 02:32:39 PM
What with preparation for an inspection and (including working around 12 hours on one day) and being invited into work on my day off a couple weeks running I worked more hours this month. I wasn't very happy about that.

I have to say I'm very happy with this month's paycheque though. Oh yes.
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Post by: staticgirl on 05 April, 2013, 01:42:11 PM
El Pops - My god I don't think I've ever heard of anyone getting their deposit back in full before. I've hardly even heard of people getting any of their deposit back at all although it does sometimes happen. Go you!!
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Post by: Zarjazzer on 05 April, 2013, 08:38:17 PM
I was out on strike this afternoon missed the demo after getting on a wrong train but got very pissed.
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Post by: judgefloyd on 11 April, 2013, 07:28:01 AM
moved house two weeks ago and the internet and phone was connected right away!
   The rats in the walls of the new pad seem to have carked it.

oh and I've got more work than I can handle, I like the work and I've just had a very good souvlaki

burp
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Post by: von Boom on 11 April, 2013, 05:38:36 PM
Moved to a new place yesterday. The movers managed to only break one chair, one table, and scratch two others. As far as movers go I'd call that a result.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 09 May, 2013, 05:06:15 PM
I got some good news today. But first, the bad news I received about three months ago; I found out that the council will be closing down the car park I run at the end of this month. According to them, it was unneccesary to have the a car park in the city centre, despite the fact that it's full everyday and the fact that we have a contract with about 2 dozen local businesses to provide parking for their employees. It would seem that the public services here in Belfast/Norn iron, the authorities have a problem with private enterprise, but that's a whole other rant.

Anyways, the good news is, I have secured a new job, and it starts the day after I finish in the car park. Needless to say, this is a huge relief. The new job is less pay, but more hours and after reading the 'Stupid things people say'  thread it's a huge relief to not have to deal with the dole office. I do not think I could bear being lectured on finding a job, when the public sector is the reason I lost my job in the first place. It would be galling to have to attend courses on how to fill in an application/ how to compile a CV/ how to do an interview, especially since I have done that successfully dozens times in the fourteen years I have had an NI number*. What would a public servant, who probably hasn't had to do any of those things in years, possibly have to teach me about finding a job? I could teach that course much better than they possibly could. Or maybe not, being a charming motherfucker like me can't really be taught.

Anyway, huge, huge relief. The new job is in a hotel bar, I haven't worked in a bar for about five years, and I was starting to miss it. Never a dull moment in a bar, and I was starting to get a bit porky sitting at a security desk all day.

*I have a huge ass and varied CV, including everything from phone-drone to operating and maintaining the pneumatics at a robotic Dinosaur exhibit.
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Post by: TordelBack on 09 May, 2013, 05:24:08 PM
Nice one Pops!
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Post by: Darren Stephens on 09 May, 2013, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: El Pops on 09 May, 2013, 05:06:15 PM..........and maintaining the pneumatics at a robotic Dinosaur exhibit.

That sounds awesome! Oh, and congrats on the job. :-)
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 09 May, 2013, 05:42:00 PM
Wahay! Nice one Pops!
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Post by: maryanddavid on 09 May, 2013, 06:42:52 PM
Nice one, bar work is great.
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Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 09 May, 2013, 07:15:00 PM
Thanks everyone

Quote from: Darren Stephens on 09 May, 2013, 05:40:50 PM
Quote from: El Pops on 09 May, 2013, 05:06:15 PM..........and maintaining the pneumatics at a robotic Dinosaur exhibit.

That sounds awesome! Oh, and congrats on the job. :-)

It was awesome, best job I ever had
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Post by: staticgirl on 10 May, 2013, 10:37:55 PM
Congratulations!
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Post by: Link Prime on 11 May, 2013, 10:23:04 AM
Congrats on the job Pops.
If I walk into your bar with a Don Draper swagger and order an 'old fashioned' just do your damn job and don't burst out laughing alright?
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Post by: maryanddavid on 24 June, 2013, 12:48:58 AM
Bonfire night tonight here in this corner of the Emerald Isle. We had it early enough to avoid the midges, nice breeze clear blue sky, Dairy Milk and Tayto, and a huge blaze, what more could Kids want!
They had to be showered before bed, they looked like they spent their day as victorian chimney sweeps!
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Post by: TordelBack on 24 June, 2013, 02:02:57 AM
Ach David, you're making me miss my summers in the west with that John's Night bonfire - good on you!  You were lucky with the weather, given how grotty the rest of the weekend was.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 24 June, 2013, 07:12:04 PM
a bonfire around longest day?

Do you have fireworks ?  can you see them properly?
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Post by: TordelBack on 26 June, 2013, 12:44:00 AM
A boozy evening in the pub with some old mates tonight, the first I've had since... I don't know, last June?  I'm 20 euro lighter for the privilege (or rather the missus is - living embodiment of Izzy Skint here), but money well spent.  Always nice to affirm that the people you loved when you were an idiot are still lovable now you're an asshole.
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Post by: ChickenStu on 26 June, 2013, 12:11:54 PM
Pleased with the weight I'm losing at the gym.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 26 June, 2013, 09:09:54 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 24 June, 2013, 12:48:58 AM
Bonfire night tonight here in this corner of the Emerald Isle.

I've never heard of that tradition down here in Kerry & Limerick, is this a big Connacht thing?
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Post by: maryanddavid on 26 June, 2013, 11:33:08 PM
Its in Mayo, Galway and Sligo, not sure of other places.
Most people out in the country would have their own, and towns an villages would have one with some form of party night to go along with it.
There is a lot of 'Pishroge's' or superstitions associated with it, cattle would be driven through the embers for good health. That may be to do with the fact years ago cattle may not be housed for the winter or for only a short time, and were prone to getting hoof rot, this was a way of sealing the hoof to stop that.
Another was that if a child wasn't walking on it own, if the child was held by the hand and walked around clockwise or anticlockwise for a certain amount of times (I must clarify that with my mother) the child would walk within the week.
There is also one about Iron in the fire and Faries, again, Ill have to ask about the one.

When I was a kid the best fire was the one with the blackest smoke, and that came from the amount of tyres that you had in it. Country fires were always the blackest, tractor tyres! Enviormental concerns not high on the agenda then! Now its mostly pallets or brushwood like whin's or sally's that are collected by kids for the weeks leading up to it.




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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 27 June, 2013, 12:17:50 PM
Big Finish has commisioned a trilogy of The Avengers audio dramas. John Steed is back baby.
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Post by: Ancient Otter on 27 June, 2013, 07:45:51 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 26 June, 2013, 11:33:08 PMWhen I was a kid the best fire was the one with the blackest smoke, and that came from the amount of tyres that you had in it. Country fires were always the blackest, tractor tyres! Enviormental concerns not high on the agenda then! Now its mostly pallets or brushwood like whin's or sally's that are collected by kids for the weeks leading up to it.

Mayday is the local one in Limerick & Clare, I lived in County Kerry I could see the plumes of smoke across the water in County Clare.
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Post by: TordelBack on 27 June, 2013, 09:17:57 PM
Went to the young fella's Yellow Belt kempo karate grading on Monday.  It's an after-school thing deep in the bowels of the school so I hadn't got in to see them in action before, and as it's the first year of the group they don't have any kit yet, so I suppose I haven't been taking it too seriously (he did a few sessions of kung fu last year, and it just looked like kids running around kicking and doing stretching exercises, so I imagined something similar).

Holy crap, it was awesome.  I don't think I'd have made it through the warm-up, never mind the memorised solo routines, and forget about the bouts.  These are fairly little kids, my own being the youngest at just turned 7, but they were as synchronised and co-ordinated and focused as anything I've seen.  Almost scary, in a Hitler Youth film way. Well impressed though - we'll be supporting pushing on with this, I think. 

Add to that passing his swimming Grade 6 the previous week and getting an okay report card ('fun-loving and bubbly' is a good thing, right?) and I may have to go easy on him for a bit.
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Post by: Noisybast on 29 June, 2013, 10:03:02 AM
"Bubbly" is a fine quality in most areas of life. I think swimming might be one of the few scientifically provable exceptions.
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Post by: TordelBack on 29 June, 2013, 01:48:57 PM
Heh!  The report card was in relation to the schoolin', not the swimmin',  But you knew that, you scamp. Frankly I'm just pleasantly surprised he hasn't been transferred to a borstal.  Yet.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 04 July, 2013, 01:50:34 PM



(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68520000/jpg/_68520960_p-02318-j.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 04 July, 2013, 04:31:44 PM
My recent outbreak of Shingles, that thankfully never really came to owt too bad, has cleared up nicely.

Felt washed out the past week or so, but have really felt back to normal the past couple of days.

And getting back to normal is always worth a  :thumbsup:

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Post by: Link Prime on 04 July, 2013, 05:31:03 PM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 04 July, 2013, 04:31:44 PM
And getting back to normal is always worth a  :thumbsup:

Is that a veiled hint that you're after Ebay seller 'max.normal's newly listed Brendan McCarthy page?  ;)

PS- glad to hear you're feelin better JJ.
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Post by: Spikes on 04 July, 2013, 05:51:35 PM
Cheers Link!

And a lovely looking DPS, thats been listed, bought and then sold on a few times now.
Original, especially vintage, art is always tempting, but im holding true to not really buying at the minute, or only buying cheaply...

(Snagged a vintage 80's Brendan McCarthy sketch recently - 69p!) 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 05 July, 2013, 11:27:52 AM
Quote from: Judge Jack on 04 July, 2013, 05:51:35 PM

Snagged a vintage 80's Brendan McCarthy sketch recently - 69p!

Now that's a bargain!
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 12 July, 2013, 08:23:07 AM
Finally got rid of the post-con junk food constipation.  Hurrah for high-fibre salads!  Feeling much better.
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Post by: radiator on 12 July, 2013, 09:46:08 AM
Oversharing.
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Post by: Sideshow Bob on 12 July, 2013, 10:42:41 AM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 12 July, 2013, 08:23:07 AM
Finally got rid of the post-con junk food constipation.  Hurrah for high-fibre salads!  Feeling much better.

Agree with Radiator on this one !!........
Bowel movements are really only of interest to those doing the 'moving'....Too much information...but thanks for sharing..... :lol:
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 12 July, 2013, 10:49:05 AM
Sorry!  :D

Though I am pleased to report I weigh several pounds less too.

Double whammy!  :lol:
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Post by: Vestibule on 12 July, 2013, 12:34:59 PM
Good for you! :D
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Post by: Dandontdare on 15 July, 2013, 12:52:26 PM
The company I work for has arranged for a Mr Whippy van today with a free 99 for everyone!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 15 July, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Why are they called a 99?
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Post by: Dandontdare on 15 July, 2013, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: JamesC on 15 July, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Why are they called a 99?

from Wiki:

"The origins of the name are uncertain. One claim is that the '99' was coined in Portobello, Scotland, in 1922, by the Arcari family, Rudi Arcari's father Stephen came up with the idea not long after opening the shop in 1922. He would break a large 'Flake" in half and stick it in an ice cream. A Cadbury's rep took this idea to his company. The rep asked Arcari what he called it, and he gave it the name 99 simply because the shop was sited at 99 Portobello High Street. The idea spread locally, then further afield.[1][2]
Another possibility, generally discounted,[1] is that it was named by Italian ice-cream sellers (many of whom hailed from mountainous areas in the Veneto, Trentino, Bellunese and Friuli) in honour of the final wave of conscripts from the First World War, born in 1899 and referred to as "i Ragazzi del 99" - the Boys of '99. They were held in such high esteem that some streets in Italy were named in honour of them. The chocolate flake may have reminded them of the Alpine Regiment's hat, with a long dark feather cocked at an angle.
The Cadbury's website says that the reason behind the Flake being called a 99 has been "lost in the mists of time" although it also repeats an article from an old Cadbury works paper, which states the name came from the guard of the Italian king which consisted of 99 men and "subsequently anything really special or first class was known as 99."[5]

It was delicious by the way.
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Post by: Vestibule on 15 July, 2013, 01:30:17 PM
Well... That actually makes sense! :lol:
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Post by: JamesC on 15 July, 2013, 01:30:34 PM
Bloody Scots think they invented everything! :lol:
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Post by: Spikes on 15 July, 2013, 05:48:43 PM
Got back late yesterday from a three day stay at that there London.
Glorious, but draining weather, and my feet are now offically knacked. Good job ive two more days off before going back to work.
Shared a cramped and sweaty tube with Charles Dance - the actor, and caught this fella - with his best mate, patrolling the mean strrets of Soho, in the early hours...

(http://i.imgur.com/qH1JaIu.jpg)


Got lucky and was able to catch the Pompeii and Herculaneum exhibition (http://www.britishmuseum.org/whats_on/exhibitions/pompeii_and_herculaneum.aspx) at the British Museum,
(http://i.imgur.com/0Ys3Dlb.jpg)

along with the David Bowie exhibition (http://www.vam.ac.uk/content/exhibitions/david-bowie-is/) over at the V&A.

Mind very much blown by both of these exhibitions. And a couple of weighty, and expensive, tomes from these to now to plough through, along with my backlot of progs, and IDW's.

Very tired, but very happy - thats me,  :thumbsup:

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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 July, 2013, 09:59:48 PM
QuoteGot back late yesterday from a three day stay at that there London.

Me too, coincidentally.  Incredible weather, saw the Stones in Hyde Park, then two nights later met one of my favourite radio / telly people Adam Buxton after his a show in Ealing.  He's a ruddy gentleman to the core (and very small indeed).
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Post by: Dandontdare on 21 July, 2013, 02:50:39 PM
I got to see the Kenneth Branagh/Alex Kingston Macbeth last night for free. It's part of the Manchester International Festival and actual tickets sold out within minutes. They did a live screening at a car park which was ticket-only, but it turned out to be just round the corner from my house and easily visible from the street, so I went along and it was pretty damn good!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 30 July, 2013, 02:11:57 PM
Had a bit of a work drought lately. Well, properly paying work as I've been doing some poorly paid bits and pieces. But got a booking for a few weeks which is a relief. Oh well, nothing like the self-employed life.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 August, 2013, 12:45:04 PM
Yesterday we received my daughter's cute graduation certificate and even cuter mortar-board photo in the post, marking her departure from pre-school for 'big school'.  The only problem here is that she is 3, and won't be going to school until September 2014.  On enquiring, it turns out that she convinced her carers (who have known her since she was 6 months old) that she is in fact 5, and duly lined up for her 'graduation' ceremony.  Bodes well for her getting served beer and fags.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 06 August, 2013, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 August, 2013, 12:45:04 PM
Yesterday we received my daughter's cute graduation certificate and even cuter mortar-board photo in the post, marking her departure from pre-school for 'big school'.  The only problem here is that she is 3, and won't be going to school until September 2014.  On enquiring, it turns out that she convinced her carers (who have known her since she was 6 months old) that she is in fact 5, and duly lined up for her 'graduation' ceremony.  Bodes well for her getting served beer and fags.

Again, where is the "LIKE" button?
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Post by: Tombo on 06 August, 2013, 06:31:13 PM
Last year I got a very complicated looking letter from the tax man which I ignored, assuming that work would have sorted everything out.  A month later Inland Revenue took nearly £450 out of my £520 wages claiming that I'd also claimed nearly ten thousand pound in income support and other benefits in the previous year!  I'd been working for Argos for nearly two and a half years at this point, and only claimed income support for a couple of months after Woolies closed down.  I immediately wrote to the tax man and three weeks later I got all my money back plus the actual rebate for 50 odd quid I should have got in the first place.

With that back story in mind imagine the terror I felt when the other day I received a letter from HMCR.  Opening it I was very pleased to see a cheque for £29.80.  I decided to put the money in an ISA account I have and whilst looking for my paying in book this morning I found another book for an instant access account which I didn't even remember opening in 2007 with £55 in.  Between them they're not a fortune but I guess it means that I can not only pick up Trifecta when it comes out instead of waiting till next payday but I can also treat myself to some delicious M&S Supreme Cottage Pie for dinner on Thursday.
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Post by: shaolin_monkey on 06 August, 2013, 06:52:21 PM
I saw Iron Maiden on Sunday at the O2.

Had a hellish trek across London - some idiot had decided to stop traffic and cordon off streets to allow some bloody cyclists to belt around for a bit. It took me three hours on foot to find someplace to cross said barricades to get to a tube station that wasn't totally rammed.

Still, Maiden were excellent (even Yanick was entertaining, bless his cotton socks), playing a set list that was about 75% my all time faves. They even did 'Phantom of the Opera', something I haven't heard them do live since the mid-eighties. 

That was probably the last Maiden concert I'll go to, given how bloody expensive they've become (let alone travel and accommodation to their closest UK tour date that wasn't a bloody festival), but as such it was a fantastic gig to end on. It rivalled Somewhere on Tour in '86 musically, and was absolutely cracking in terms of the spectacle.

Up the Irons!
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Post by: von Boom on 06 August, 2013, 08:36:09 PM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 06 August, 2013, 06:52:21 PM
I saw Iron Maiden on Sunday at the O2.

Had a hellish trek across London - some idiot had decided to stop traffic and cordon off streets to allow some bloody cyclists to belt around for a bit. It took me three hours on foot to find someplace to cross said barricades to get to a tube station that wasn't totally rammed.

Still, Maiden were excellent (even Yanick was entertaining, bless his cotton socks), playing a set list that was about 75% my all time faves. They even did 'Phantom of the Opera', something I haven't heard them do live since the mid-eighties. 

That was probably the last Maiden concert I'll go to, given how bloody expensive they've become (let alone travel and accommodation to their closest UK tour date that wasn't a bloody festival), but as such it was a fantastic gig to end on. It rivalled Somewhere on Tour in '86 musically, and was absolutely cracking in terms of the spectacle.

Up the Irons!

Colour me jealous sm. I haven't seen Maiden since their A Matter of Life and Death tour. They always put on a great show.
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Post by: vzzbux on 06 August, 2013, 09:04:34 PM
Maybe they should have asked paul Di'anno to sing a few. I am sure he needs the money.




V
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Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 August, 2013, 09:44:43 PM
Very jell Shaolin - haven't seen them since '08 at Twickenham stadium where (for some convoluted reason) I got free tickets :O

I would kill to see Phantom of the Opera live.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 06 August, 2013, 11:12:18 PM
A fuse just blew. The lights have gone off.
BUT...  I was just, er, relieving myself while on a hike last week and found a camouflage bag hanging from a tree.  I opened it and found one of those geocache GPS box things.  I took an item from it, in return for two miniature My Little Ponies one of my fellow hikers had found on the bus.
That item was a head-mounted torch. Thanks, geocache!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 07 August, 2013, 11:11:45 AM
had a couple of 'those' moments at the Wickerman festival:
Standing watching Dexy's with a cool looking, tall, son either side of me and chanting along to my Favourite Ramones songs with Ramona!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Albion on 10 August, 2013, 09:14:27 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 August, 2013, 09:44:43 PM
Very jell Shaolin - haven't seen them since '08 at Twickenham stadium where (for some convoluted reason) I got free tickets :O

That was my last Maiden gig too.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 11 August, 2013, 11:01:59 AM
Quote from: Albion on 10 August, 2013, 09:14:27 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 August, 2013, 09:44:43 PM
Very jell Shaolin - haven't seen them since '08 at Twickenham stadium where (for some convoluted reason) I got free tickets :O

That was my last Maiden gig too.

Similar reasons? Or did you not enjoy it as much?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Albion on 12 August, 2013, 09:45:05 PM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 11 August, 2013, 11:01:59 AM
Quote from: Albion on 10 August, 2013, 09:14:27 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 06 August, 2013, 09:44:43 PM
Very jell Shaolin - haven't seen them since '08 at Twickenham stadium where (for some convoluted reason) I got free tickets :O

That was my last Maiden gig too.

Similar reasons? Or did you not enjoy it as much?

It was my least enjoyable Maiden gig due to poor seats but that's not why I haven't seen them since. Just haven't got round to it. I'd have loved to have gone to the O2 show but having gone to a couple of expensive gigs not that long before it wasn't really possible.
I have seen them a few times over the years. Not sure which was my favourite but Donington '88 was awesome and another fave was one of the Clive Burr charity gigs at Brixton.
Always entertaining and I hope to see them again sometime.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 14 August, 2013, 07:24:03 PM
The Eurozone is apparently out of recession...I think maybe now is the time to ask my bank for a 100% mortage on a badly built three-bedroom semi-detached house in a soon-to-be slum estate in the back-end of nowhere... (Not really, I don't think I'll ever be in a position to buy a house)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 14 August, 2013, 07:40:03 PM
Quote from: Ancient Otter on 14 August, 2013, 07:24:03 PM
I don't think I'll ever be in a position to buy a house

Home ownership is overrated, Otter. I've just spent my day off listening to double glazing salesmen talking utter pish - I seem to know as much as them about the benefits of composite vs UPVC from spending half an hour googling. The first gimp I spoke to gave me a quote of £3,200 for a front door and a small kitchen window.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 August, 2013, 01:43:04 PM
Just had a very enjoyable week of camping, racing and just sailing, culminating in pogoing to the Sultans of Ping at 5am with a dozen very silly people crammed into the back a pimp-my-ride-style transit van.  Mirrored tiles and carpeted ceiling obligatory.

Pathetic attempts to recapture an imagined youth aside, the 'sort of okay' part of the week was realising during the prize-giving meal that a sport-related gathering largely middle-aged folk and their young families seamlessly incorporated a good number of openly gay/lesbian couples, some of them married, all of them well-liked members of the group.  Is this the Ireland of my childhood?  Is it feck.  Onwards and upwards.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 20 August, 2013, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 August, 2013, 01:43:04 PM
Just had a very enjoyable week of camping, racing and just sailing, culminating in pogoing to the Sultans of Ping at 5am

Marry me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 21 August, 2013, 10:50:42 PM
Booked a week in the sun in Spain to make up for Tiny Tips having a broken arm all summer.  Managed to squeeze four of us onto return flights for less than £400.  We are staying rent free at a mates apartment in Spain and seeing as we are flying in and out of Manchistoh, I get to catch up with some of my old muckers as  well.

Maybe this should be on the fantastic thread.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 21 August, 2013, 10:56:53 PM
It should be, nice!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 August, 2013, 10:05:14 AM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because...Tips is leaving the country for a week.










;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 September, 2013, 08:09:29 PM
Been actively struggling to broaden/healthify the family's diet for over a year now, battling fussy little prima donnas, an ever-shrinking budget and no culinary skill whatsoever.

After coming close to despair on a number of occasions, this evening I watched the savages completely clean their plates of my baked sort-of-cannelloni (which is basically pasta with spinach, tomato, onion (all our own), various half-fat cheeses, nutmeg, pepper, and garlic, i.e. moderately healthy veggie stuff, no added salt or sugar or whatnot), and then squabble over seconds.  I've been fiddling with this recipe for so long now in an effort to get everyone to eat it and bring it in on budget (I use conchiglioni rather than actual cannelloni tubes, less than half the price) that I almost didn't notice that I've succeeded.

Adding this to my already-successful seafood paella and my wild mushroom risotto and I'm feeling like I'm starting to get somewhere.  Now if anyone other than my mother-in-law would eat my olive bread...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 12 September, 2013, 08:15:31 PM
Glad its not just me there TB, Years of going: pot, plate, bucket. pot, plate, bucket. pot, plate, bucket tires the very soul.
I gave up on stuffing cannaloni tubes and simply softened lasanga sheets and made parcels by crossing one sheet over another then folding them in, saved a lot o time then cover that in sauce  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 September, 2013, 10:48:56 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 12 September, 2013, 08:15:31 PM
Years of going: pot, plate, bucket. pot, plate, bucket. pot, plate, bucket tires the very soul.

It is genuinely soul-crushing, isn't it?  My daughter (just turned 4) loves to control every situation she's in, so dinner time is the perfect arena to bend the family to her will - half the time she hasn't even seen the plate and her face is already scrunching up and reddening ready to yowl 'but I don't l-i-i-i-huh-ke this'.  At least my son generally has the good grace to quietly deconstruct his meal and shuffle the ingredients into 'eat'/'don't eat' piles.  Either way at least I'm long past the angry, wheedling or conciliatory stages: they eat it or they go hungry, and I rethink for next time.

Still, this year I've got them both to eat metric tonnes of broccoli and spinach, plus palate-broadening stuff like mussels from the shell, squid (I know I shouldn't), foraged wild mushrooms and even rock samphire.  I've cut their beloved beef burgers with over 50% carrot and onion and they haven't even noticed, and I do a bolognese that's on only nodding acquaintance with a bullock.

This takes the edge off knowing that the dog often eats better than they do.  Good tip on the lasagne sheets.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 12 September, 2013, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 September, 2013, 10:48:56 PM
...they eat it or they go hungry...

Quite right, this is how I was raised, and this was in the time before microwaves were a common feature of kitchens. It was better to eat it while it was hot than to kick up a fuss and then have to eat it when it went cold.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 13 September, 2013, 07:06:09 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 12 September, 2013, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 September, 2013, 10:48:56 PM
...they eat it or they go hungry...

Quite right, this is how I was raised, and this was in the time before microwaves were a common feature of kitchens. It was better to eat it while it was hot than to kick up a fuss and then have to eat it when it went cold.

Damn straight!  Occasionally I ram the point home by saying if they don't eat it they can have it cold for breakfast. The look on their faces when I present them with it at the breakfast table is priceless.

You gotta show the little blighters who's boss - the moment you start negotiating you've lost!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 13 September, 2013, 08:06:43 AM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 13 September, 2013, 07:06:09 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 12 September, 2013, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 September, 2013, 10:48:56 PM
...they eat it or they go hungry...

Quite right, this is how I was raised, and this was in the time before microwaves were a common feature of kitchens. It was better to eat it while it was hot than to kick up a fuss and then have to eat it when it went cold.

Damn straight!  Occasionally I ram the point home by saying if they don't eat it they can have it cold for breakfast. The look on their faces when I present them with it at the breakfast table is priceless.

You gotta show the little blighters who's boss - the moment you start negotiating you've lost!
Could someone tell this to my parents please? My mother spoilers the siblings rotten the soft hearted fool she is. ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 13 September, 2013, 08:30:10 AM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 13 September, 2013, 08:06:43 AM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 13 September, 2013, 07:06:09 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 12 September, 2013, 10:56:41 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 12 September, 2013, 10:48:56 PM
...they eat it or they go hungry...

Quite right, this is how I was raised, and this was in the time before microwaves were a common feature of kitchens. It was better to eat it while it was hot than to kick up a fuss and then have to eat it when it went cold.

Damn straight!  Occasionally I ram the point home by saying if they don't eat it they can have it cold for breakfast. The look on their faces when I present them with it at the breakfast table is priceless.

You gotta show the little blighters who's boss - the moment you start negotiating you've lost!
Could someone tell this to my parents please? My mother spoilers the siblings rotten the soft hearted fool she is. ::)

You should get them to watch this great old James Mason film where his daughter refuses to eat her fish and so gets it served up at every subsequent meal time, even when it goes all skanky and rotten looking:

http://www.britmovie.co.uk/2011/12/29/spring-and-port-wine-1970-2/
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 13 September, 2013, 08:57:08 AM
Y-e-e-e-s-s-s, I didn't quite mean to imply that I practised force-feeding of minors, merely that the wee buggers would never eat anything other than mcnuggets, horse burgers and frubes if I gave in to them: I'm not interested in controlling them per se, just giving them the opportunity to eat something healthy-ish that the wife and I can both afford and stomach ourselves.  I should add that we're coming from a dark workaholic place where we usually ate separate from the kids (and often each other) after they'd gone to bed, and they picked at some packaged frozen shite in front of the telly, so the change I've being trying to effect for the last couple of years isn't really one to their behaviour as much as it is to ours.

Anyway, 'conservative' doesn't begin to describe small children's default tastes*, especially if loudly exercising their 'preference' gets them the undivided attention of the whole table, and despite the chirpy insistence of TV chefs the only way I can get them to eat something new is to present it as Hobson's choice.  If they really don't like something once they've actually tasted it I revise it, try it again, revise it again, until I either win or give up.  Which is about 50/50.

I should add that there's always a rack of fruit to which they are directed in the event of imminent and dramatic starvation, and that works too.


*Unless of course it's in a neighbour's house, when they'll wolf down whatever paprika- or habanero-based fare is on offer, whether it's made of ostrich legs, polar bear tripe or spiders' arses.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 September, 2013, 10:42:17 AM
mmmmm... spider's arses.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 13 September, 2013, 12:30:59 PM
When Tiny Tips was Tiny (about 4) and his diet was pretty much limited to one dish (penne pasta with tomato and basil sauce. And it had to be fresh penne) we picked up a trick from Supernanny that helped broaden his pallette.

Basically, you sit down together and draw out the meal on a paper plate, talking through the ingredients and the colours and the tastes well in advance of the actual meal. We broke the plate up into quarters so he could clearly see what was what.  Then when it arrives, he actually felt he had participated in the cooking (though he hadn't - all he could make was scrambled eggs - under supervision) and he got gold stars etc. for each of the quarters of the plate he finished.

And it worked really well.

Note: There were no other rewards - just Gold Stars on a chart. I still don't understand how that works.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 13 September, 2013, 12:57:54 PM
A child can be easily satisfied if the situation is explained to him. And I always love reading this thread and realising what great parents you guys all are. I'd be a hopeless father is the time ever comes!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 13 September, 2013, 10:03:55 PM
My life looks like it is entering a tubulent period and while fretting, I randomly come across a quote from Marcus Aurelius Antoninus which makes me worry slightly less...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 September, 2013, 12:02:22 AM
Boy are you guys gonna be in a whole world of trouble when your children are older.

Revenge will literally be a dish served cold  again & again & again....

Remember that they will be in charge of you when you grow too old...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 14 September, 2013, 01:08:50 AM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 13 September, 2013, 12:30:59 PM
Note: There were no other rewards - just Gold Stars on a chart. I still don't understand how that works.

The same way as Xbox achievements.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 14 September, 2013, 09:05:56 AM
Jogged 10 miles in just over an hour. Not bad, not bad at all. For me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 September, 2013, 09:22:22 AM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 14 September, 2013, 09:05:56 AM
Jogged 10 miles in just over an hour. Not bad, not bad at all. For me.

Consistent 6-minute miles, that's excellent.  Back when I was a runner I'd settle for anything under 9 over that distance!

I on the other hand did the exact opposite, and had an excellent leisurely breakfast - yummy homegrown grilled tomatoes on homemade bread making up for the heaps of processed pig.   Om-nom-nom-nom.  Dog must have eaten my running shoes, can't be helped.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 14 September, 2013, 09:33:05 AM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 14 September, 2013, 12:02:22 AM
Boy are you guys gonna be in a whole world of trouble when your children are older. Revenge will literally be a dish served cold  again & again & again ... Remember that they will be in charge of you when you grow too old...

By the time my Gran finally went, all she would eat was jelly and ice cream. I'm sure I don't need to go into the details of her toilet habits to reinforce the point that extreme old age involves a regression to childhood. I don't know how my Mum managed that, and I doubt I'll be able to do the same when the time comes.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 September, 2013, 09:44:25 AM
Quote from: sauchie on 14 September, 2013, 09:33:05 AMI don't know how my Mum managed that, and I doubt I'll be able to do the same when the time comes.

Yes, I think about this a lot.  My gran was severely disabled for most of my life, and lived with us for several years towards the end, so with both my folks working I as a young teenager of necessity had to help out with toilet issues, to our mutual mortification. I was only at the tip of the iceberg (so to speak), but what my Mum and Dad dealt day-in day-out with fills me with respect and fear for what is likely to be my job (my siblings either having emigrated or being... flighty).  Have spent much of the past 7 years dealing with poop from the other end of the age spectrum, at least I now grasp the symmetry of obligation, but I can't say my projected reactions paint me as anything other than a coward.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Richmond Clements on 14 September, 2013, 10:08:35 AM
I'm lucky on two counts here: my sister manages a care home and my son has already informed me not to worry, as I will "die alone in Scotland."
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 14 September, 2013, 10:13:59 AM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 14 September, 2013, 10:08:35 AM
I will "die alone in Scotland."

That must be the bleakest sentence ever composed in the history of the English language. It really needs to be accompanied by the sound of a cold wind echoing around bare stone walls for the full effect.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 14 September, 2013, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 14 September, 2013, 10:13:59 AM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 14 September, 2013, 10:08:35 AM
I will "die alone in Scotland."

That must be the bleakest sentence ever composed in the history of the English language. It really needs to be accompanied by the sound of a cold wind echoing around bare stone walls for the full effect.

:lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 14 September, 2013, 03:16:34 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 14 September, 2013, 10:08:35 AM
as I will "die alone in Scotland."

You sure you have the right thread here?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 September, 2013, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 14 September, 2013, 10:08:35 AM... I will "die alone in Scotland."

It's the new "We all got it coming, kid"!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 30 September, 2013, 10:58:04 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because I have spend this evening watching these vids on Youtube which has cheered me up a little.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec/videos
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 02 October, 2013, 11:29:58 AM
After a really rotten twelve months of physical and mental torpor following a break-up, I'm slowly starting to recover a bit. I wasn't quite ready to be taken to the glue factory but there were days when I felt close to it. Hence the reason why I haven't posted here in a while. So to those of you who were having life-spugs moments, or were / are beset by minor impediments, I hope that things have improved for you all, or will do in the near future.

And to those of you who've had otherwise good fortune I wish it to be known that I am not one bit...jealoushttp://forums.2000adonline.com/Smileys/default/lol.gif

Cheers! - Paddy
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 04 October, 2013, 06:57:41 PM
Its finally over some of you might remember me posting this in Life Spugs because.

Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 02 October, 2013, 07:57:05 PM
Warning I going to vent there may be swering.

Life Spugs because I got ripped off I pre-ordered a figure for £30 was very happy untill the shop turned round and said that I had to pay for £14 EMS and they would not let me opt for SAL as it was not as safe for a expensive item like this I was not happy but paid it any way then the real problom begun the Twats at ParcelFarce saw that customs had miss chargeing me customs fees so they handed the parcel back and got fees added then had the cheek to tell me the total bill is £20.78 so I asked them how much of that was there handeling fee turns out its £13.50 and here is the reason they change that much because I'm using a more expensive shipping opchion they need to change me more can some one explain why they charge a biger handeling fee when I had already paid more for expensive shipping.  >:(

well after wasting my whole day waiting for ParcelFarce to deliver my parcel its here now this may not seem like something to post in a thread about positive things but for me its a positive as I will never have to deal with this crappy problem ever again.

O and if your wondering what all this was over well this is the Figure in question I should have know better than to cave to nostalgia.

(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/9949/ktwg.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 14 October, 2013, 12:22:29 AM
Few little bit that have risen the boat, last week at the local fair/car book sale I got 5 Eagle annuals from the 50's and 60's, a Beano annual from 66 and a Dandy annual from 73 plus another annual with bits of American and British material and a cool cover by Denis Mcloughlan all for €20!

Plus at the fitness/running club that I have started going to again( I went last year for a bit) I did a run of over 8k, my legs were in agony yesterday, still felt good!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 October, 2013, 08:37:11 AM
After a long year off the water practically rebuilding the 40-year old dinghy I serve as crew in, followed by a pretty dismal performance back in August in the national championships (something like 15th out of 25 in our class, so bad I choose to forget), and a subsequent second frustrating period of blaming our tools and reading horribly technical books about the physics of sailing, measuring and calculating rig tensions, angles and lengths, and cutting, re-drilling and adjusting masts and shrouds and spreaders, we finally managed to get an overall 3rd place after 11 races of the autumn series that finished yesterday. 

A significant enough achievement to suggest that after all our efforts we actually got something right.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 21 October, 2013, 12:42:50 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 14 October, 2013, 12:22:29 AM
Plus at the fitness/running club that I have started going to again( I went last year for a bit) I did a run of over 8k, my legs were in agony yesterday, still felt good!

I took up running to battle the mid-30s budge early last year David, and agree making that first 8K feels pretty, pretty good.
Assuming we're of similar age, I'll recommend two items;
Asics Kayano runners (best version you can afford).
Compression sports socks.

Dodgy knees & shins are a constant threat!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 11 November, 2013, 03:55:31 PM
Got a new job, the current one wasn't really working out. I was working in a hotel bar, at any given time there were two of us behind the bar, answering to three different managers. Textbook case of too many chiefs, not enough Indians. Combine that with all the foreigners and my poor grasp of their various languages, it was far from ideal.

Now I'll be working in a proper pub
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 November, 2013, 11:41:05 AM
Something... in my eye... (http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local/san_francisco&id=9315337) sniffle
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 16 November, 2013, 12:17:47 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 November, 2013, 11:41:05 AM
Something... in my eye... (http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local/san_francisco&id=9315337) sniffle

I came here to post about exactly the same thing.  Here's The Guardian's take on it:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/15/batkid-san-francisco-charity-make-wish

Faith in humanity temporarily restored.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 16 November, 2013, 12:21:30 PM
Group therapy sessions have been going well. Once i'd identified the root of the issue, my unavoidable tendency to rationalise a situation and pint point whom I can blame it on, it's been an OK couple of weeks. The sessions have dropped to fortnightly as a result.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 16 November, 2013, 01:20:20 PM
Good for you Hawk. I wish you well.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 November, 2013, 01:37:01 PM
Well done that man.  Keep walking forward.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 December, 2013, 02:32:49 PM
Just found out I have won my first public-sector contract in almost three years, due to start at the beginning of January. 

It's for buttons, but everything else I've done since has either been the miserable arse-end of something from a former life, helping out someone else in the vague hope of minimum wage, doing stupid jobs for family members (-shudder-), has come to nothing, hasn't paid out at all and/or has actually cost me money.  This gig will also hopefully cement my current strivings for local enterprise grants and for a tax-clearance cert, which will allow me to actually do something.

Still got the real prospect of personal bankruptcy hanging over me from almost two years ago, which has been making me feel there was no point even trying to do anything businesswise until it was all resolved, but the courts are grinding so unbelievably slowly that I just can't leave my life in suspended animation any longer.  At least this way maybe when the time comes I'll be able to convince a court that I'm trying to get into a position to repay as much as I can of what I owe.  Course with my luck I'll get my day in court the very same day this contract starts. 

I started this year in the absolute deepest pit of despair, avoiding everyone I knew and actively scheming as to how my life insurance could solve everything for everyone*, so starting next year with an actual fecking job, and the hope of more to come, can only be an improvement. 

Onwards!



*This of course being a consequence of severe depression, and not rational thought, but try telling me that at the time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 01 December, 2013, 02:37:15 PM
Tordels these posts make me feel so much better about the uncertain world we currently live in and give me endless hope that my current predicament will be swept away by an opportunity soon. If the internet had hands I would warmly shake yours. Your a true gem.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 01 December, 2013, 03:31:44 PM
Good luck TB and all the best.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 01 December, 2013, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 December, 2013, 02:32:49 PM
Just found out I have won my first public-sector contract in almost three years, due to start at the beginning of January.
Great stuff Tordelback. Now the wait for the bastards to pay the invoices can start!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 December, 2013, 10:28:35 PM
Cheers, chaps.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 02 December, 2013, 05:40:51 AM
Delighted to read this great news, TB!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ming on 02 December, 2013, 08:35:50 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 December, 2013, 02:32:49 PMOnwards!

And upwards!

Great news, TB - fingers crossed that this pans out and leads to bigger and better things.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 02 December, 2013, 09:42:57 AM
Great stuff, TB - hopefully a new beginning!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 02 December, 2013, 02:14:03 PM
Great news TB I hope things only get better from here for you and yours.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 December, 2013, 02:26:43 PM
Stop with your niceness, you're all dooming me with ironic foreshadowing! 

Nah, thanks very much.  It's a small step for anyone, but a giant leap for me, as someone or other once didn't say.  Just hope it doesn't end with a variant of Nixon's "some corner of another world that is forever mankind" speech.   
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: GrinningChimera on 03 December, 2013, 07:43:56 AM
I woke up this morning and emailed 3 places. The first was the 2000ad online store after not receiving my order I placed on November 13. The 2nd was a local company called JB Hifi who I ordered They Live on bluray from about 12 days ago and the 3rd is a company called Mighty Ape who I ordered some Simpsons and Futurama dvds from in their big sale last week who usually do overnight delivery.

WELL

After emailing them all this morning...I get home at lunchtime to find that my order from the online store has arrived. I open my emails and I have 2 dispatch notices from both companies telling me that my orders will arrive tomorrow.

So great that everything is on its way/here. Bad because I feel like a twat for emailing these people and saying that nothing has arrived yet.

Rant kinda over. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 03 December, 2013, 09:00:29 AM
The NHS.

As a long term user when it all works and you have kind, understanding, professional staff dealing with your silly worries, ya just gotta take a moment to realise amongst the billions of folks on this planet you're a lucky sod.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 03 December, 2013, 10:31:07 AM
Quote from: Dunk! on 03 December, 2013, 09:00:29 AM
The NHS.

As a long term user when it all works and you have kind, understanding, professional staff dealing with your silly worries, ya just gotta take a moment to realise amongst the billions of folks on this planet you're a lucky sod.
This. Some people don't realise that unlike our colonial cousins we don't have to pay for a basic human right.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 03 December, 2013, 01:03:30 PM
Ironically the people who would suffer the most from it being withdrawn are the idiots who complain about it the loudest. A diabetic I knew once went on a long rant about how shit the NHS was and I had to point out that, as someone who was pretty much a dosser who made a less-than-living wage by half-arsedly selling pot and had a part-time minimum wage job as a waitrose cleaner at best, he probably wouldn't like a commercially based health system very much. Of course in his head he was probably thinking about how it wouldn't be a problem for him once his DJ career took off.


Life is sometimes sort of ok because my Dad gave me his old phone, which is actually quite a nice new phone, and has the capability of running 'Zombies RUN' - which is a great app that I am heartily enjoying. Hope no one sees me looking over my shoulder as I sprint away from the imaginary zombies chasing me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 03 December, 2013, 02:12:19 PM
Quote from: Theblazeuk on 03 December, 2013, 01:03:30 PM

Life is sometimes sort of ok because my Dad gave me his old phone, which is actually quite a nice new phone, and has the capability of running 'Zombies RUN' - which is a great app that I am heartily enjoying. Hope no one sees me looking over my shoulder as I sprint away from the imaginary zombies chasing me.

Aw man, that game nearly killed me several times - I'd be at traffic lights waiting to cross, and then I'd hear the groaning of the zombies getting ever closer!  It made me dash across early sometimes, but in the end realised that way led to an early death, so instead jogged down to the next set of lights.  It sometimes added 5-10 mins to my normal journey, even running a lot!! 

On the plus side, a normally 40 min walk from Splott to Grangetown was sometimes reduced to 15 mins if I had loads of the buggers on my tail!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 04 December, 2013, 08:29:31 PM
Received my copy of the Kickstarter/Designer edition of Ogre! *Glee*

By Grud it's enormous.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 12 December, 2013, 11:35:48 AM
Another Harley Quinn Statue (B/W, Animated version) comes onto the radar for pre-order.

And my wallet grows lighter.

It's my burden, I bear it.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 12 December, 2013, 09:37:04 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 04 December, 2013, 08:29:31 PM
Received my copy of the Kickstarter/Designer edition of Ogre! *Glee*

By Grud it's enormous.

Nice. I chickened out on backing it, will try and settle on the Classic Ogre $10 reprint next year. Taking up much space?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 12 December, 2013, 09:52:41 PM
Quote from: Ancient Otter on 12 December, 2013, 09:37:04 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 04 December, 2013, 08:29:31 PM
Received my copy of the Kickstarter/Designer edition of Ogre! *Glee*

By Grud it's enormous.

Nice. I chickened out on backing it, will try and settle on the Classic Ogre $10 reprint next year. Taking up much space?

It's massive. I have no shelf to hold it so it'll probably stay on the floor in a cupboard. Soooo many pieces to punch out and assemble. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Darren Stephens on 14 December, 2013, 11:06:41 AM
Got a letter from Dial-a-Phone this morning regarding my mobile regarding my mobile insurance....for my phone that I haven't had since February.  :( One phone call later and they are reimbursing the last  ten payments, so I have a surprise 70 quid coming. Suppose I really should keep a better eye on my bank account ins and outs.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 December, 2013, 04:38:00 PM
Wife is working 10-hour days 7 days a week all month on seasonal fund-raising schemes, while simultaneously having to defend her boss' charity-CEO salary to the media (it's more than 3 times hers).  Meanwhile, the series of 'temporary reductions' to her own salary (20% in total) remain un-addressed after 3 years. 

But! She got a Christmas bonus today, and not 10 seconds too soon! 

On examination, after tax it equates to 15 hours pay.  Coincidentally she'll be doing (by my estimate) 25 hours unpaid overtime this week alone.  Just pay the woman, FFS.

I don't what to think.  But mainly, I think it's : Christmas bonus is infinitely better than no Christmas bonus!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 17 December, 2013, 05:15:17 PM
What kind of scumbag runs a company and enforces temporary reductions to employee salaries without taking one to their own first.

Never mind, wrong thread.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 17 December, 2013, 07:44:19 PM
Thats criminal Tordels. Grrrrr I hate those kind of situations, how can a person be expected to work that much for next to nought?!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 December, 2013, 08:15:46 PM
when Steve gives us this kinda thing:

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3778/11382812383_29d4366f1c_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 December, 2013, 08:17:55 PM
I'm focusing on the positive, me: more money than we thought we had, possibly even enough to get the car fixed before the New Year!   :thumbsup:

Perils of working for a charity Hawkmonger!  You're expected to 'muck in' for free at crunch times, since you're presumed to have a vocational interest in what the organisation doing that precedes and supercedes your employment interests.  Which to be fair is definitely the case with my missus: she values what she does, which is payment in itself (although our bank are strangely reluctant to accept it in lieu of mortgage instalments).

Additional pressure comes from the fact that a lot of her work is co-ordinating and supporting volunteers, so it becomes very difficult to say "I'm not giving up my weekend without getting paid" when most of the folk she's coming in to supervise aren't getting paid anyway.  Mind you, they also aren't there 70 hours a week in the run up to Christmas...

That there are a few people who get paid significant salaries, not to mention the ever present consultants, and where general wages have been reduced so massively (as I like to annoy the wife by observing, she's effectively working 10 weeks a year for free compared to her situation in 2009, before she does any voluntary unpaid overtime) it does become very difficult for everybody else. 

I should note that the charity has come under almost entirely new management in the past couple of years, and the shower ofpricks who were running the place into the ground have been rooted out moved on to new challenges, resulting in a much more efficient and more pleasant operation, and a unrecognisably happier wife. 

Just give her more money!  I have needs, and many of them are comic-shaped!

EDIT: Cor, that image is something else!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 December, 2013, 08:23:48 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 17 December, 2013, 08:17:55 PM
That there are a few people who get paid significant salaries, not to mention the ever present consultants,

When I worked for a charity, our chief exec used to loathe consultants - she said a consultant is someone who comes in, borrows your watch and then charges you a fortune to tell you what time it is.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 December, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 17 December, 2013, 08:23:48 PM
... she said a consultant is someone who comes in, borrows your watch and then charges you a fortune to tell you what time it is.

That's it in a nutshell.  As a frustrated former manager and prospective consultant* myself, I amuse myself running the numbers on various fund-raising schemes that the charity are 'sold' by consultants, and 2 out of 3 times they can only be making a net profit (for the charity) if you completely ignore the fact that these operations make use of regular paid staff (and the finite capital of volunteer goodwill) for weeks if not months at a time, not to mention vast post-room and stationery costs, diesel for transport etc..  One externally-run event thing they did a while back had a capacity-limited take of 30K, and my estimate of the in-house wages bill they ran up in the lead-in was 20k on its own, never mind the consultant's fees (which must have been several thousand minimum, surely), the venue costs, fuel etc.

That's a lot of people donating money in good faith to pay for staff to not do their actual jobs, but instead try to appease a consultant that is running about in a panic as the event approaches complaining that the 'organisational culture isn't supportive of new ideas'.   

This of course is not the consultant's fault really, it's the fault of whatever muppets contracted them and then acquiesed to whatever fantasy spreadsheets were laid before them.  Thankfully in the wife's case I think the worst of this stupidity has passed, following extensive lobbying from staff to the effect that since they are diverted into working at the consultants' whim anyway they may as well save money and run these things themselves.  Which seems to be working.  At least until the next managerial brain-fart.


*Not for this sort of thing, nosiree.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 December, 2013, 05:01:32 PM
Man, I own this thread.  Moving up from the Minor Impediments League, me!  Next stop, Drokkin' Fantastic.

Welcome me to the 21st C, folks.  Got my very first smart device today, an entirely tiddly Galaxy Pocket Neo, for the princely no-contract sum of 45 euro including credit and Tesco points and all that crud. 

I got it to help with my homework for my new business (my old mobile went for a swim over the summer, and has never recovered). So naturally the first thing I did was to download Dredd vs. Zombies, then stream some Tabletop.  Never having owned such a futuristic thing I don't know any better, but aside from obviously needing to sharpen my fingers to tiny points, everything seems wildly shiny and zippy.

I'm liking this new world.  Any suggestions for free apps/games?  (Jellybean 4.1)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 20 December, 2013, 07:55:01 PM
I know nowt, but I'll be following any advice closely 'cos I think it may be time I got meself some kind of pad/tablet thingy but I appear to have lost the ability/inclination to learn new stuff, so I don't know what I'm doing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 20 December, 2013, 08:57:04 PM
...because the excitment of imminent Christmas has banished the early depression of imminent New Year, which struck me down out of the blue on Saturday night. Sunday was a very black day for me, and Tuesday was not much better. It took me by surprise and was all a bit worrying at how completely despairing it left me - like everyone I've had days when I've been a bit down, of course, but I've never had the depression descend upon me like some outside force and then refuse to release me from its clutches. Very odd. Not looking forward to New Year's Eve.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 20 December, 2013, 10:55:12 PM
Good! Merry christmas one and all!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 20 December, 2013, 11:38:53 PM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 20 December, 2013, 08:57:04 PM...I've never had the depression descend upon me like some outside force and then refuse to release me from its clutches.

That's a description that's all too familiar.  I'm long past giving advice about depression, since I seem completely unable to take my own, but at least be aware that many, many people feel this exact way from time to time, that it's totally irrational especially when it seems utterly rational, and while duration varies it can and does pass.  Although a little help in speeding up the process never hurts.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: GrinningChimera on 01 January, 2014, 04:13:17 PM
Just got an email of an order status. Turns out at some point last year a (probably) drunk me ordered the first collection of Transmetropolitan. And it will be here next week. And I just checked my credit card statement and I was charged for it last year. So It's almost like it's free!

On another note I thought that my Grand Theft Auto collection I got on steam contained V. Turned out it only goes as far as The Ballad Of Gay Tony. Which isn't too much of a bummer since I have it on Xbox. It just makes my purchase a little less of a bargain knowing that it's not really the whole collection.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 January, 2014, 09:51:51 AM
Embarked on a full dissection of my son's laptop yesterday, which has been out of commission since last spring.  I originally built this late 2012 out of a lovely salvaged Sony Vaio body, various parts and a shiny 1TB HDD, and intended it as a Christmas present.  Unfortunately getting it working properly gave me a lot of grief and took a lot of time, and while it positively sang as a dual-boot machine when actually finished, it also crashed and burned after only a few months, and weeks of frantic fiddling improved nothing.  In the spirit of the new Year, and armed with a better multi-meter, a gallon of surgical spirit and a heat-gun, I took the whole thing back to its components and deep beneath one heatsink I found the likely culprit.  Some intensive swabbing, a blob of thermal paste, and an anxious reassembly, and then in the middle of the lightning flashes of an actual no-kidding thunderstorm at 2am.... see, Igor, it lives again!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 03 January, 2014, 03:03:21 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 03 January, 2014, 09:51:51 AM
Embarked on a full dissection of my son's laptop yesterday, which has been out of commission since last spring.  I originally built this late 2012 out of a lovely salvaged Sony Vaio body, various parts and a shiny 1TB HDD, and intended it as a Christmas present.  Unfortunately getting it working properly gave me a lot of grief and took a lot of time, and while it positively sang as a dual-boot machine when actually finished, it also crashed and burned after only a few months, and weeks of frantic fiddling improved nothing.  In the spirit of the new Year, and armed with a better multi-meter, a gallon of surgical spirit and a heat-gun, I took the whole thing back to its components and deep beneath one heatsink I found the likely culprit.  Some intensive swabbing, a blob of thermal paste, and an anxious reassembly, and then in the middle of the lightning flashes of an actual no-kidding thunderstorm at 2am.... see, Igor, it lives again!

I think I understood two words of that. How is it that someone with your skills isn't earning £100,000 a year as the world's cleverest man?

I'm seriously impressed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 03 January, 2014, 03:11:19 PM
Quote from: Trout on 03 January, 2014, 03:03:21 PM
I'm seriously impressed.

Me too, and it's not the first time TB has displayed his electronic engineering skills.
Where did he previously work? Area 51?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 03 January, 2014, 03:13:04 PM
Always my thoughts when Tordels posts anything anywhere. The world would be a poorer place without him and this forum would no doubt feel the brunt of it.

If your such a whizz Tordels maybe you could help me. My laptop crashed some months ago, it fails to boot up and displays a "physical memory dump" screen. I presume this is the hard drive that needs replacing or am J barking up the wrong technological tree? I kinda need to start using it again as I'm flogging my ancient PC and downsizing to individual items such as a BD player and laptop.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: GrinningChimera on 03 January, 2014, 05:25:58 PM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 03 January, 2014, 03:13:04 PM
Always my thoughts when Tordels posts anything anywhere. The world would be a poorer place without him and this forum would no doubt feel the brunt of it.

If your such a whizz Tordels maybe you could help me. My laptop crashed some months ago, it fails to boot up and displays a "physical memory dump" screen. I presume this is the hard drive that needs replacing or am J barking up the wrong technological tree? I kinda need to start using it again as I'm flogging my ancient PC and downsizing to individual items such as a BD player and laptop.

I think we need an ask TordelBack thread :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 January, 2014, 05:26:34 PM
You're all very sweet, but I just took the thing completely apart, found a loose bit, cleaned it, and put it back together again.  It's a Private Pile sort of thing.  The actual tech people on here are laughing at me.

(http://www.cageyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/full_metal_jacket_17.jpg)

It was more the electric-storm context of the operation I was riffing on.

(http://webii.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/young_frankenstein.jpg)

Hawkmonger: Windows 7 is above my pay-grade.  It could just be a fecked-up registry (i.e. software) problem, or it could be overheating or something more hardware-serious.  But I think it's less likely to be the HDD.




Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: GrinningChimera on 04 January, 2014, 07:16:37 AM
Life is sort of ok because

-I got 4 new tattoos (yay)

-I have 4 areas of pain and no matter how I sit or lay, one of them hurts (boo)

-I had to get both legs shaved for 2 of them (bad because it looks a bit silly, good because my legs are smooth and feel nice)

:D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 04 January, 2014, 09:34:35 AM
I had my legs waxed for charity last year (in ever meaning of the word "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh"). My god did it feel nice after words though....

And thanks for the heads up Tordels. I'll check for over heating and take it apart until I find "a loose bit" and hopefully it'll be right as rain.  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 08 January, 2014, 08:27:48 PM
Turns out I've more holidays left than I thought. Not a great deal more (Just over a day), but ill happily take it.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 January, 2014, 11:16:35 AM
Discovered the start of the first proper contract of my new business delayed another fortnight, working for free on legacy archiving project 'til 4am last night, generally feeling tired, broke and disheartened, and then as if by magic I snagged a small sub-contract starting tomorrow 5 minutes from my house!  As usual money is buttons, but on the other hand, money!  Liking this whole 2014 thing again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 15 January, 2014, 05:05:50 PM
Good stuff TB.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 January, 2014, 10:41:10 PM
And it was good stuff! 

Today's unexpected sub-contract  was my first proper legitimate paid day's work in more than two years, and one of very few in the last four years.  Everything else I've done in this endless period has either been totally unpaid (legacy archiving and -ahem- childcare), or cost me as much to do it as I earned, or was completely ridiculous (e.g. go-between AV tech support by Skype between Bangalore (at night) and Saudi Arabia (during the day), in the end working out as about a euro an hour and three weeks without significant sleep), or was on a barter basis for friends or (-shudder-) family.   My half of the mortgage alone is supposed to be over 10K, and I took in just over 2K in what was the complete non-event of 2013, from all sources, including eBay and Social Welfare.

So when I say I enjoyed what was a long, hard day today, I mean  I really enjoyed it.  Many more of those please. What's that you say, tomorrow?  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 17 January, 2014, 01:08:22 AM
Nice one TB, I am recently back on a 4 day week from three day,  and if thing continue to get slightly better at the snails pace, I'd be hopeful of full time work in the not too distance future.
I'll have to say, the short time working was not good, it did bring its benefits, I learned to cook, limited enough meals, but still more than a fry with a few spuds,  cooking holds no fear for me now, I'd tackle anything.
Time to write, I have had two comicy thing out in that time. More time with the kids, especially the little fellah's was great, although the shift from video and dvd for popular cultural to computer and phone is marked between the older two and younger two, and there is no huge age difference.
Up with 2014!

David
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 17 January, 2014, 08:42:23 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2014, 10:41:10 PM
So when I say I enjoyed what was a long, hard day today, I mean  I really enjoyed it.  Many more of those please. What's that you say, tomorrow?  :D
I am a staunch disbeliever in the Protestant work ethic and the dignity of work, but I still find it in my black heart to be happy for you here lads.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 17 January, 2014, 04:19:57 PM
While out on my lunchtime walk today (part of an attempt at getting some exercise and actually leaving my desk for an hour) I found a shop just ten minutes walk from my office that sells the prog. No more will my Wednesday involve a trip to a shop that adds an extra 20 minutes to my journey home from work, which I wasn't even able to do this week as i was busy then and Thursday. The only downside was that my walk today went on for too long to actually read the prog so it will have to wait until the bus home.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 22 January, 2014, 08:11:09 PM
Could have sworn we had a "People say the darnedest things" thread but this'll do. Made my evening anyway.

Little Brother (aged 4) between mouth fulls of pasta: Your not allowed to marry your sister or your cousin, Zachary. 'Chew chew chew'

Me: OK. Why?

Bro: Just because. You can in some countries I think. 'Chew chew chew'

Me: Really? Like where?

Bro: I don't know. Scotland I think. 'Chew chew chew'

Me: 'Internal monologue' That explains so much....

Just another day in Hawkins falls. :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 26 January, 2014, 12:43:09 PM
... I'm very likely getting an iPad soon!

I kinda wanted one for a while, but I wasn't willing to shell out the amount required. I kinda compromised by going the 7" route by getting a Nexus 7 tablet last year.

Actually, using the word 'compromised' isn't really true or fair as
a)the Nexus 7 is a fantastic bit of kit. Seriously. Even the 1st gen. version that I own. Actually, from a processor POV its arguably more powerful than the earlier iPads including the one I'm (likely) getting.

b) It's a different kind of beast. The smaller size means its more portable than the 9-10 inchers like the iPad, yet large enough to do things more comfortably than a smartphone. I'm using it now to type this, incidentally. Even when/if I get the iPad , chances are, when I'm out, the trusty N7 will be what I use.

I have noted the limitations where comic reading is concerned though. Don't get me wrong, it does the job well, and Comixology's interface is great. But it would be nice to have a big screen that, while not comic sized, is close enough that you can focus on the comic page on a page basis rather than a (just) panel basis. As comic readers, I'm sure you get exactly  what I mean. So for comic reading, the Nexus 7 is a bit of a compromise, albeit a decent one.

And its cool to be able to access Apples software base.

Anyway, a guy I know is opting for the new Air model, so he is selling his older model to my mate. The mate isn't a techie guy at all (although he is very much into buying and selling old mobile phone) and isn't really interested in it, so he offered to sell it on to me for the price he is buying it, and some favours in his business in return. (Stuff I'd been doing for free for him until recently anyway, so it hardly feels like I'm giving a whole lot.)

So, yeah, it won't be the latest model. Probably the second or third generation. I'm hoping for the latter as I'd like the higher resolution retina display. From what I've read the Air is the same resolution just lighter, so this is fine with me. But I'd accept the 2. And the deal seems to be a bargain.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 28 January, 2014, 07:59:09 AM
I managed to gash fingers on both hands last night (still hurts to type - wah wah wah etc) so couldn't get any much needed practice in.  On the plus side, it prompted me to have a cleaer out of some boxes, and I found some lead miniatures I painted when in my teens. 

I thought I'd lost them about 20 years ago in a house move!  I was well chuffed - it was my complete Blood Bowl team, a 40K heavy weapons orc, a little plastic Rogue Trooper, and Dredd himself!!!  So boo for fingers, yay for miniatures!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Third Estate Ned on 28 January, 2014, 07:00:00 PM
I would very much like to see photos of those miniatures, if your hands could take it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 29 January, 2014, 04:58:45 PM
Your wish is my command!

Blood Bowl team:

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/43FEFF04-B0CB-4F60-AB11-02A43D40C069_zpsc1si1dyt.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/43FEFF04-B0CB-4F60-AB11-02A43D40C069_zpsc1si1dyt.jpg.html)

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/3DEAEDCE-F186-43D3-9C52-83790A8CBE16_zpsnwxrtxxl.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/3DEAEDCE-F186-43D3-9C52-83790A8CBE16_zpsnwxrtxxl.jpg.html)

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/8DB581E6-E483-4198-B312-956A4A9BFE06_zpsbqknlwpa.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/8DB581E6-E483-4198-B312-956A4A9BFE06_zpsbqknlwpa.jpg.html)

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/BB9ABACC-D1D8-4F04-8957-4BA8933FC330_zps6eyk4piq.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/BB9ABACC-D1D8-4F04-8957-4BA8933FC330_zps6eyk4piq.jpg.html)



Heavy Weapons Orc:

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/1C5319FB-5604-4691-A1AB-81F4723823A8_zpsfht8wcbp.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/1C5319FB-5604-4691-A1AB-81F4723823A8_zpsfht8wcbp.jpg.html)


Dredd:

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/2F81873E-3B97-4BEE-859E-6C2C822990BC_zps4evad1do.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/2F81873E-3B97-4BEE-859E-6C2C822990BC_zps4evad1do.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Recrewt on 29 January, 2014, 05:48:26 PM
Great stuff Shoalin.  That is one of the best things there - finding some old stuff in a box that you thought you had lost.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 29 January, 2014, 06:07:59 PM
Love the Dredd figure; do you have a photo of the Rogue Trooper figure?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 01 February, 2014, 12:18:05 PM
Whoops, forgot about the Rogue Trooper one! Here it is:

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/47EBC232-5093-43C1-BBA6-E639C38CA986_zpss6blp9h0.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/47EBC232-5093-43C1-BBA6-E639C38CA986_zpss6blp9h0.jpg.html)


Now I've taken pics of them all I've wrapped them back up and put them safely away in a place I'll forget about for another two decades!  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 01 February, 2014, 12:31:25 PM
Sweet! :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 February, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
After over a year of suffering one horror after another, culminating in the deepest and darkest pit of depression that I have ever known and very nearly the utter end, things are starting to look up. A sign from the gods was delivered today, in no uncertain terms, when I walked into a junk shop and was confronted by progs 1816- 1865- all going for a tenner. There were more, but I stopped reading with prog 2013, so these were the ones I'd missed. I snapped them up, and they now sit atop a pile of books waiting to be read.

I've not so much as picked up a book or a comic since early December (and even then it was only to move it from the doormat where it had landed to the pile of unread crap I'd been collecting since August- when I last read anything). I cancelled all my standing orders, and the shelves went untouched and gathering dust. Last week, I dabbled in a re-read of Edgington and Culbard's At The Mountains of Madness, and got most of the way through before being physically unable to turn the pages anymore instead returning to sleeplessness and pacing. A small step, but a significant one. Anyway, today I bit the bullet and spent a tenner on Thrill-Power. Relapse notwithstanding, I intend to dive in asap.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 February, 2014, 01:54:24 PM
Good to hear SBT (the second part, not the first), may your relapse be extended.  You've been missed round these halls: I've dangled any amount of lines baited with praise for Tim Burton and Disney, but had no bites for ages. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 01 February, 2014, 02:10:26 PM
I also enjoy the work of Mr Burton.

;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 01 February, 2014, 02:38:04 PM
You guys are bastards and I haven't missed you at all!

Actually, last week I also bought my first music CD in about fourteen years- The Cure Greatest Hits- and while playing it I realised that in my head it was La Puttyface Burton singing, and not Mr Smith. Helena Bottom-Farter was on drums, and Patrick Stewart was on bass. "It's Friday, I'm a c*nt" was what sprung to mind.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 01 February, 2014, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ken Trousers on 01 February, 2014, 02:10:26 PM
I also enjoy the work of Mr Burton.

That version of Planet of the Apes with Marky Mark is clearly the best instalment of the franchise. The ending makes so much sense.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 02 February, 2014, 09:29:56 AM
Started my read of 2013's progs last night with the first six. So far, all good with Savage being the highlight. Skipping Red Seas and Stront though.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 02 February, 2014, 11:18:26 PM
Why skip Stront? s'good.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 10 February, 2014, 11:45:40 PM
I just realised that some of the writers I scoured the libraries of Lancashire for in my early teens, who also wrote for 2000AD, are on this board too.

Bit daft but I remember flicking through my hardwon copy of Inferno when I was 10 or something and seeing "Gordon Rennie". And today I see him making fun of someone on this board that I faff around on!

Cor.
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 11 February, 2014, 09:53:21 AM
Well, that's it then - after 2+ years of uncertainty and false starts my visa is approved and I'll be moving to the West Coast of America within a matter of weeks, for an agreed period of three years (it's for work).

Is there a word for being simultaneously excited and terrified?

There's a lot of pressure to make this work, and I'm really worried we'll get homesick and want to come back.

Gutted too that my sister is due to have a baby a couple of weeks after we leave.

On the other hand, it's a great opportunity and we're incredibly excited about the location and potential for holidays, road trips and weekends away. So yeah, strange times.
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 11 February, 2014, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: radiator on 11 February, 2014, 09:53:21 AM
Well, that's it then - after 2+ years of uncertainty and false starts my visa is approved and I'll be moving to the West Coast of America within a matter of weeks, for an agreed period of three years (it's for work).

Is there a word for being simultaneously excited and terrified?

There's a lot of pressure to make this work, and I'm really worried we'll get homesick and want to come back.

Gutted too that my sister is due to have a baby a couple of weeks after we leave.

On the other hand, it's a great opportunity and we're incredibly excited about the location and potential for holidays, road trips and weekends away. So yeah, strange times.

Congratulations!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 11 February, 2014, 01:51:02 PM
Fantastic news rad! Well done.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Recrewt on 11 February, 2014, 02:25:03 PM
Great news radiator.  Sounds like an adventure is coming your way!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: judda fett on 11 February, 2014, 03:00:56 PM
Good news Rad, enjoy the left coast.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 February, 2014, 04:36:44 PM
Good luck, Radiator!  Congrats on finally getting the move sorted, and congrats on the imminent nephew-niece: there'll be plenty of time to spend with them in the future.
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 11 February, 2014, 06:23:51 PM
Quote from: radiator on 11 February, 2014, 09:53:21 AM
Is there a word for being simultaneously excited and terrified?

No matter how things play out, I don't think you'll regret it; if you didn't take the opportunity, I'm sure you would. Congratulations, neebs.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 11 February, 2014, 06:25:57 PM
Nice one Radiator.
Coincidentally, those Visas got approved 24 hours after you got bored with GTA V. Who'da thunk it?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 11 February, 2014, 06:29:01 PM
Wahey! Nice one dude! Happy times ahead!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 11 February, 2014, 06:48:26 PM
Thanks chums.

QuoteNo matter how things play out, I don't think you'll regret it; if you didn't take the opportunity, I'm sure you would.

Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself! This whole process has been dragging on forever, and every time it looked like it wasn't going to happen, I'd be disappointed, and every time it looked more likely to definitely happen, I'd start to freak out and have Gob Bluth saying "I've made a huge mistake" flashing through my brain.

Others might remember I was a little underwhelmed when I visited Portland (which is where I'm going) around this time last year. I think that was largely down to severe jetlag and a bit of culture shock (which sounds silly, but if you've never been outside of Europe in your entire life you too might be overwhelmed by just how vastly different America actually is). Portland has a reputation as being this kind of vibrant, liberal hipster nirvana but it didn't seem that like at all to me - more than anything I just wondered where everyone was it was so quiet. I'm sure I'll settle in eventually - the location is frickin' amazing and we fell in love with the incredible countryside, national parks, forests, mountains and coast - and we're going to use every single opportunity to explore and take it all in. Thinking about getting a dog too, to help us feel less homesick and give us something to do!

I would definitely welcome any and all advice from other expats - what to expect, what to bring etc. I suspect that I'll only realise how much I miss certain things when it's too late.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 11 February, 2014, 07:47:07 PM
Best of luck Radiator.

I mentioned a while ago that I know a couple who moved to Portland a few years ago. I am not in contact with them but from time to time I look at their blog and it seems they love the area – they do some amazing trips. Oregon looks stunning.

(Portland seems to attract quite a few designers that I come across. Usually due to Nike.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 17 February, 2014, 04:20:22 AM
Just took our dual fuel readings and put them into the online bollocks thingy. We're using 23% less than the same period as last year, we're £476 in credit but I wonder if the shits will try again to put our direct debit up again, only for me to put it back where it is, or even lower it after the next bill :crazy:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 26 February, 2014, 02:53:04 PM
Just made my first payment for next March's Icelandic dive. £100 down, another £500 to go. Great value for flights, five nights, ten meals, 8 dives (including 2 where you literally TOUCH TWO CONTINENTS), and a glacial hike to see the Northern Lights. :D

Oh, and the visibility in Icelandic waters is over 200 meters. Madness!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 26 February, 2014, 04:09:21 PM
just had a therapeutic morning in the manc...£48 in forbidden planet ...don't tell the wife ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 26 February, 2014, 08:48:46 PM
Just been to Manchester to shag some comic nerds wife while he was away at the shops.
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 28 February, 2014, 02:40:54 PM
Passed my theory test this week, and had my second driving lesson today, in which I drove the 2ish miles back from Islington to my flat almost unaided and without injuring anyone!
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 February, 2014, 05:15:36 PM
Quote from: radiator on 28 February, 2014, 02:40:54 PM
Passed my theory test this week, and had my second driving lesson today, in which I drove the 2ish miles back from Islington to my flat almost unaided and without injuring anyone!
Nice one - If I'd had to learn to drive in London, I don't think I would've bothered.
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 28 February, 2014, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: radiator on 28 February, 2014, 02:40:54 PM
Passed my theory test this week, and had my second driving lesson today, in which I drove the 2ish miles back from Islington to my flat almost unaided and without injuring anyone!
Good show. I passed my driving test at the age of forty last June and have driven precisely zero times since then.
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 February, 2014, 08:07:59 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 28 February, 2014, 05:56:50 PM
Good show. I passed my driving test at the age of forty last June and have driven precisely zero times since then.

Don't worry, it's like running over a bike.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 28 February, 2014, 08:50:23 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 February, 2014, 05:15:36 PM
Quote from: radiator on 28 February, 2014, 02:40:54 PM
Passed my theory test this week, and had my second driving lesson today, in which I drove the 2ish miles back from Islington to my flat almost unaided and without injuring anyone!
Nice one - If I'd had to learn to drive in London, I don't think I would've bothered.

It's not that bad - there're lots of quiet backstreets around East London, I don't think he'll expect me to drive down Oxford Street during rush hour. I'm having my test in Wanstead, which is practically countryside idyll compared to the City.

Pretty much have to learn as you deffo can't get away with relying on public transport in America! Doesn't really matter if I fail, just need a good grounding so I'll be able to pass over there.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 28 February, 2014, 10:20:04 PM
Driving an automatic's a lot easier, too, Radiator. Nice one!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 03 March, 2014, 04:52:56 PM
My Aunty Liz moved to New Jersey and passed there. She wouldn't have been allowed on the roads in the UK.... Some states are very forgiving.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 March, 2014, 07:14:21 PM
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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 06 March, 2014, 04:17:03 PM
Because three good things happened today- my long-ago-ordered comics arrived from Disposable Heroes, (but not the Underbelly reprint, has that come out yet?), I found both Storming Heaven collection and the nightmare on elm st 3 DVD in a charity shop for four pounds and one pound respectively, and I finally came to a major decision about my future that I had been putting off. Just need to tell those involved now. :/

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 06 March, 2014, 04:30:38 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing

Just need to tell those involved now. :/

SBT

Well, we're waiting...

;-)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 06 March, 2014, 04:39:41 PM
Got an interview at the Beeb tommorow.

Which ironically is at a time when I should be having a meeting with another person at the BBC in my current position (and is directly tied to the position I would be applying for) but I have to cut that meeting short to make the interview, and there was no budging the time.

Also just put a holding deposit down on a 1 bed flat in Richmond. Time to leave the house share!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 06 March, 2014, 06:12:23 PM
Quote from: Theblazeuk on 06 March, 2014, 04:39:41 PM
Got an interview at the Beeb tommorow.

Congratulations and best of luck, neebs. Although, I hope you weren't looking to work on Snog, Marry, Avoid or Don't Tell The Bride.

Or Tomorrow's World.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 March, 2014, 07:22:00 PM
Best of luck TheBlazeUK!  Once you're in the door get lobbying for an ABC Warriors/RoboHunter/Dredd cartoon on CBBC.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 07 March, 2014, 05:03:03 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 06 March, 2014, 06:12:23 PM
Quote from: Theblazeuk on 06 March, 2014, 04:39:41 PM
Got an interview at the Beeb tommorow.

Congratulations and best of luck, neebs. Although, I hope you weren't looking to work on Snog, Marry, Avoid or Don't Tell The Bride.

Or Tomorrow's World.

Heh. I am typing with a fractured finger so cut me some slack.

Think it went well... but who knows eh.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 28 March, 2014, 11:11:06 PM
Because it seems like, with iOS 7.1, Apple have finally got off their collective arse and sorted out the horrible performance/lag issues that had effectively broken my iPhone 4 ever since I installed it.

And it only took them 6 or 7 months!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 01 April, 2014, 02:01:34 PM
'Cos tonights reading list involves Stan Sakai's 47 Ronin adaptation and the latest Xaime Love and Rockets compilation.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 01 April, 2014, 02:37:25 PM
Bah, life was okay till I looked at my post higher up and was reminded of that interview (which I did not get).

Oh well. Life is okay because its sunny and I managed to fix my phone today.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rog69 on 12 April, 2014, 08:10:34 AM
I was stunned last night to see that my local exchange is getting Fibre to the cabinet  :D, the place I live in is one of those that is always last on the list when it comes to upgrades, I was still on dial-up when I move into this house 10 years ago.

The broadband here has been appalling for a long time, I can't really work from home any longer because of it and we've never really been able to use streaming services etc, but from July they are replacing the wet string from my exchange to our village with some lovely fibre.

Now all I need is for someone to build a pub here and this place will be perfect.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 13 April, 2014, 11:25:14 PM
I was sick all weekend, but felt a bit better today.  So I went to my local park (a lovely little wooded spot that runs along the countryside part of the Liffey) for the first time this year to pick wild garlic, only to realise that they'd done it up beautifully since my last visit; even putting some animals in. Long-haired sheep and these things, which I'd never seen in the flesh before:

(http://patewoem.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/highland-cattle-scotland-2.jpg)

Anyway, I got home and cooked salmon and wild garlic for me and a friend, had a splendid day and really felt for the first time that the winter was over.  I remember now why I moved out of Dublin city centre.

EDIT: Johnnystress, get down to that park and check it out.  You know you want to  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 13 April, 2014, 11:52:18 PM
Now I want toffee.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 14 April, 2014, 12:01:15 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 April, 2014, 04:42:25 PM
Had a bit of instant Karma today while out shopping.

I was wandering around a supermarket, heading towards the ice cream isle, when a young girl came running up to me with tears in her eyes. She quickly told me that her mother had fallen out of her wheelchair and so I followed her back to where her mother was half sat up on the floor. I quickly pushed their trolley out of the way, so I could get into the best position to lift her up. Once that was sorted I asked if she was okay, to which she said yes. I then told her what I was about to do, where I was going to place my body and hands to lift her. I lifted her up easily and placed her onto her wheelchair and asked again if she was okay again, as she was slightly shook up.

Anyway after thanking me, to which I said it was no problem, just glad I could help, I wandered off to buy a load of Magnums and when I went to pay for them the tills were chokka. Luckily for me a few members of the public had seen what I did and a couple with a massive trolley load on the conveyor belt let me go in front. How nice was that!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 16 April, 2014, 06:37:57 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 16 April, 2014, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 April, 2014, 04:42:25 PM
How nice was that!

Really nice, John. Please tell me you were in full uniform at the time.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 16 April, 2014, 06:44:26 PM
Just another day for Judge Burdis.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Buttonman on 16 April, 2014, 06:45:19 PM
You should have done her blocking a pedway and causing a disturbance. As for the couple - bribing an officer of the law is a serious offence!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 April, 2014, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 16 April, 2014, 06:43:31 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 April, 2014, 04:42:25 PM
How nice was that!

Really nice, John. Please tell me you were in full uniform at the time.

I was wearing a Dredd T-Shirt if that helps and in my daysack were items from the House of Tharg ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 16 April, 2014, 07:04:44 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 April, 2014, 04:42:25 PM
I wandered off to buy a load of Magnums

I can tell from the way your leathers bulge that you're packing a magnum. Careful with your frozen dairy treat:

(http://i1050.photobucket.com/albums/s410/sauchieboy/29f1523e-c59d-4ee3-832a-5368e8254580.jpg?t=1397671324)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 16 April, 2014, 07:06:38 PM
My day has strangely gone full circle now, if only it were like that :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 17 April, 2014, 01:53:26 PM
A colleague got sent 3 of the latest prog in their subscription envelope (some stuffer must've bored, distracted or just didn't care) so gave me a copy for free this week.

That is all.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 April, 2014, 04:09:05 PM
I finally got to eat one of those Tim-Tams, the national dish of Australia if travellers' tales are to be believed.  Turns out they're Penguins.  That's not a bad thing, obviously, but still, not exactly the 8th Wonder of the Biscuit World that had been billed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 17 April, 2014, 05:45:47 PM
Quote from: Dunk! on 17 April, 2014, 01:53:26 PM
A colleague got sent 3 of the latest prog in their subscription envelope (some stuffer must've bored, distracted or just didn't care) so gave me a copy for free this week.

That is all.
Give this guy a KTF!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 17 April, 2014, 10:36:23 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 17 April, 2014, 04:09:05 PM
I finally got to eat one of those Tim-Tams, the national dish of Australia if travellers' tales are to be believed.  Turns out they're Penguins.  That's not a bad thing, obviously, but still, not exactly the 8th Wonder of the Biscuit World that had been billed.

Did you do the straw thing?

I reckon they're nicer than penguins.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 April, 2014, 06:54:37 AM
Took me a while before I realised it was the chocolate bar you meant.
I don't like Penguins.   :(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 19 April, 2014, 02:13:34 PM
Despite having a stonking hangover today is rather lovely because before parting ways to spend eggweekend nonreligiously eating with our families my Geoffery made me a tiny egg-themed Dredd comic. Judge Dregg. In which is a vicious parody of IDW's multiple dark judges... also a very tasty 'house of lannister' millionaire shortbread with crushed-up lion bars on top...

sigh <3
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 19 April, 2014, 08:56:26 PM
Well for the first Saturday in a long long time, I'll be finished before 3/4am. HOORAY FOR RELIGIOUS OPPRESSION!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: mogzilla on 22 April, 2014, 05:48:58 PM
...it seems I finally have a new boss that is willing to actually listen and support me with a "difficult" colleague..
light at the end of a very long tunnel
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 April, 2014, 11:57:56 PM
I was doing a mural for a completely empty - closed in fact -  nightclub (downstairs in a pub) at about 7pm today, when a barman came down and told me there'd be a stripper there soon, but I could keep working if I wanted to.  Sure enough, a not-particularly drunk stag party of about 6 lads arrived, music started, and a lady showed up, took all her clothes off and rubbed cream onto her breasts. Then after twenty minutes or so they all disappeared and the club was empty again and I finished my painting.
Like the filthy, misogynist sexist pig I am, I enjoyed watching the sexually attractive woman rub cream onto her breasts.  Sorry.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Ancient Otter on 26 April, 2014, 07:49:48 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 25 April, 2014, 11:57:56 PM
I was doing a mural for a completely empty - closed in fact -  nightclub (downstairs in a pub) at about 7pm today, when a barman came down and told me there'd be a stripper there soon, but I could keep working if I wanted to.  Sure enough, a not-particularly drunk stag party of about 6 lads arrived, music started, and a lady showed up, took all her clothes off and rubbed cream onto her breasts. Then after twenty minutes or so they all disappeared and the club was empty again and I finished my painting.
Like the filthy, misogynist sexist pig I am, I enjoyed watching the sexually attractive woman rub cream onto her breasts.  Sorry.

So I take you will not be filing a claim of sexual harassment in the workplace against your employer?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 27 April, 2014, 10:20:34 AM
Shots have been fired, a hornets nest has been unsettled! Is that the ominous thudding of a Jim sized retort I hear?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 April, 2014, 10:33:46 AM
Any excuse to post this link, from 0:55 on, but it's all good:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 27 April, 2014, 11:54:32 AM
Progless again this week. *gasp* All copies bought already. At least my newsagent is going to order an extra copy or two. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 April, 2014, 01:41:19 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 27 April, 2014, 10:33:46 AM
Any excuse to post this link, from 0:55 on, but it's all good:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw

Well, that's pretty much my thoughts on the matter summed up perfectly!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 28 April, 2014, 12:05:33 PM
Finally, almost 2 years to the day since pledging to its KickStarter, my copy of Sullivan's Sluggers is delivered to my work desk.

Halle-fuckin-lujah the farce is over.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 28 April, 2014, 02:03:14 PM
Quote from: Dunk! on 28 April, 2014, 12:05:33 PM
Finally, almost 2 years to the day since pledging to its KickStarter, my copy of Sullivan's Sluggers is delivered to my work desk.

Halle-fuckin-lujah the farce is over.

Dunk!

I wasn't aware of this - does sound like a bit of a palaver! http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/08/01/sullivans-sluggers-complaints-reach-critical-mass-plus-shipping/ (http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/08/01/sullivans-sluggers-complaints-reach-critical-mass-plus-shipping/)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 28 April, 2014, 02:25:47 PM
Couldn't sign in to 2000ad WEBSITE. Can now hopefully.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 28 April, 2014, 02:30:04 PM
Where moving house!!!! Which means longer commutes, less contact with close friends and family and higher lot's of decorating. But it's all worth it because the room i've chosen will have a special alcove for my comic shelves!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 02 May, 2014, 05:41:29 PM
my laptop is back from the repair shop the bactoury is burnt out but its working and my external hard drive is also bad and the data was unretrivibile
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 June, 2014, 10:57:45 PM
Tee-hee, in my endless struggles with the bank I have scored the most minor of victories.   

In their most recent set of demands, they gave us a deadline of 20 working days to accede to their proposal and make the first payment of a new - higher* - mortgage plan which would also see us chained to the Wheel of Pain until we are 71.  The 20 days are a formal statutory part of the arrears resolution process, but someone** in the bank can't add, because their deadline is only 16 days from the date of the letter, and 14 days from when we received it.  So they can feck right off and write another legal proposal*** before they get so much as the steam off my piss.

Teeny tiny victories in a doomed campaign that drags ever on, but every one to be savoured!



*Higher that is than the one we were on when our joint income was three times what it is now.
**Let's face it, most of the people in there...
***I'm happy**** to meet my obligations and pay my debts, but there's no point signing up to a plan that I know we couldn't sustain for more then three months before we were in arrears again.  Someone in there is going to have to cop on and come up with something that is actuallydoable..
**** Well.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 26 June, 2014, 06:29:31 PM
I just picked up a copy of Hero Quest in a charity shop for £3.45.
Some kid has made a horrible mess of painting the miniatures but a quick google search reveals that I should be able to clean them up with Dettol and a toothbrush.
I'm not sure it's 100% complete but it must be pretty close - character sheets and everything.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: GrinningChimera on 26 June, 2014, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: JamesC on 26 June, 2014, 06:29:31 PM
I just picked up a copy of Hero Quest in a charity shop for £3.45.
Some kid has made a horrible mess of painting the miniatures but a quick google search reveals that I should be able to clean them up with Dettol and a toothbrush.
I'm not sure it's 100% complete but it must be pretty close - character sheets and everything.

It wasn't in the West Midlands was it? Cus that's where mine went. And it fits the description :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 26 June, 2014, 08:09:38 PM
Quote from: GrinningChimera on 26 June, 2014, 07:55:46 PM
Quote from: JamesC on 26 June, 2014, 06:29:31 PM
I just picked up a copy of Hero Quest in a charity shop for £3.45.
Some kid has made a horrible mess of painting the miniatures but a quick google search reveals that I should be able to clean them up with Dettol and a toothbrush.
I'm not sure it's 100% complete but it must be pretty close - character sheets and everything.

It wasn't in the West Midlands was it? Cus that's where mine went. And it fits the description :D

Nope, the Red Cross shop in Norwich.
I've checked through it all and it's complete and all in great condition. I just need to clean the figures up.

In case anyone's wondering, I donated a big bag of really good stuff (including some good comics) to the same shop last month so I don't feel guilty about getting such a bargain!
Title: Re: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: radiator on 27 June, 2014, 06:01:23 AM
Quote from: JamesC on 26 June, 2014, 06:29:31 PM
I just picked up a copy of Hero Quest in a charity shop for £3.45.
Some kid has made a horrible mess of painting the miniatures but a quick google search reveals that I should be able to clean them up with Dettol and a toothbrush.
I'm not sure it's 100% complete but it must be pretty close - character sheets and everything.

Score! Must admit, though, I'd be tempted to hawk it on eBay for mad profit!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 04 July, 2014, 11:29:18 PM
I spent rather a lot of money impulsively...

...but then found the object of my desire was worth every penny!  :D

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/giant2000ad_zps45e0b0a5.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/giant2000ad_zps45e0b0a5.jpg.html)

(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x32/scowling_monkey/giant2000adandme_zps9244b7f8.jpg) (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/scowling_monkey/media/giant2000adandme_zps9244b7f8.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Fungus on 04 July, 2014, 11:32:45 PM
Wall-hangings to stun !   :o  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 05 July, 2014, 10:29:35 AM
Well. All packed and ready to go. Ship sails at 7:30 to Rotterdam, from their we are on a two week holiday through Europe. Expect photos of camp food and me being immature about foreign signs.  We'll be passing through a french village called...well, you'll have to wait and see.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 July, 2014, 11:34:47 AM
Happy trails, Hawkie.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2014, 12:12:13 PM
Have fun Hawk .... you know what you must do (https://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,37151.0.html)...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 05 July, 2014, 12:30:45 PM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 July, 2014, 12:12:13 PM
Have fun Hawk .... you know what you must do (https://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php/topic,37151.0.html)...

Any board member travelling abroad has to remember to pack more than just Tetley tea bags, and johnnies in case they get lucky:

http://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=22198.0

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 05 July, 2014, 04:32:58 PM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 05 July, 2014, 10:29:35 AM
me being immature about foreign signs. 

Well, you and me both! Oh, the Brit abroad,  ;) (And you ought to see what 'You can...' is in Dutch..)

(http://i.imgur.com/ayFEX2o.jpg)

Got back from a little Euro trip trip last week (Two days in Holland and two in Germany).

Enjoy Hawks, and have a grand time!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 July, 2014, 01:46:12 PM
Due to the uneven distribution of, I was beginning to think my arsehole was squint  but I've finally figured out that I'm leaning slightly to one side to stop the pokey thing which holds the outdated disinfectant block thing in place from jagging into the back of my leg.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 14 July, 2014, 01:59:53 PM
...................


:-\
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 14 July, 2014, 04:52:44 PM
 :o!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 14 July, 2014, 05:31:47 PM
Sorry about the confusion. The missing word was "skidmarks."
Quote from: The Cosh on 14 July, 2014, 01:46:12 PM
Due to the uneven distribution of [Skidmarks go here], I was beginning to think my arsehole was squint...

Edited to add: skidmarks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 14 July, 2014, 09:49:39 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 14 July, 2014, 01:46:12 PM
Due to the uneven distribution of, I was beginning to think my arsehole was squint  but I've finally figured out that I'm leaning slightly to one side to stop the pokey thing which holds the outdated disinfectant block thing in place from jagging into the back of my leg.
[/quote


Nurse!!!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 17 July, 2014, 10:03:33 AM
After a year of squabbling the redundancy tribunal for my old place went our way finally.

Glad that only took a year to come round back to the original situation.

But it's over and the old company I worked for is finally dead. Yay!

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 17 July, 2014, 05:16:25 PM
Final full day on the continent, expect a full write up when i'm home with my laptop. Not as many pictures as I promised but some amusing tales none the less.

Anyway, we went into Arras in France today and I found heaven. A little, independent, flourishing graphic novel shop called Cap Nord. Wall to wall glory. From posters of Asterix and the Goths and XIII, to walls of book cases containing French translations of everything. And I mean everything, titles UK distributers are finding hard to get their hands on where two a penny. If your ever passing through, make time to go in. Amazing little shop.

http://www.canalbd.net
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing on 30 July, 2014, 06:34:15 PM
...because once in a while a phrase hits you out of nowhere and then stays lodged in your head, unshifting.

This has just happened to me- a Facebook link to an article about "juggalos"-

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/nsfw-photos-of-the-sexy-juggalettes-of-the-gathering-of-the-juggalos-954

introduced me to the term "juicy poopers", meaning ladies' bottoms.

I now want to say it out loud. I want to say it out loud soooo badly. But I can't cos my kids are around.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 30 July, 2014, 11:04:14 PM
SBT,  between you and the cosh, this fundament derived the imagery has to stop. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Noisybast on 31 July, 2014, 02:08:12 PM
SBT: This has amused me no end. I'm sitting at my desk trying not to let my mirth show *too* much.


Life is sometimes sort of okay because I've just had a refund for a parking ticket I got in Leeds last month. My moany email about their incredibly misleading (some would say downright dishonest) sign seems to have done the trick. Huzzah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 01 August, 2014, 02:51:50 PM
Blue skies in Oban. Looks set to be a great weekend of diving. Doing the SS Breda tomorrow, a few dives off the deep end at 30 meters and a pootle about the inside. Expect pictures.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 01 August, 2014, 03:25:45 PM
Now that's a Holiday snap. Lovely view. Enjoy your diving Hawkmonger.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 14 August, 2014, 10:17:35 AM
Discovered something I designed had been Colour 3D printed when I noticed it sat on my bosses desk.

It's witchcraft! Witchcraft I tells ya!

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 15 August, 2014, 08:47:39 PM
Because, finally, this is coming out on DVD. (25th of August, to be precise)

(http://i.imgur.com/54LwRaF.jpg?1)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: amines2058 on 17 August, 2014, 09:33:32 PM
Hello board! Not been around for a week or so as impending child number 3 finally arrived on 9th of this month. 10 days late but not without a few hitches  :(. Glad to say now though that mother and child are both home and doing well, if not a little tired!  :D :D :D
Have also just booked a week away for all of us in Devon for next week so will need to get my skates on for this months art competition entry, as only have 5 days to get something done!  :o :-\
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 17 August, 2014, 09:58:04 PM
Congratulations!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Fungus on 17 August, 2014, 10:18:32 PM
Nice one, congratulations !
Imagining you nervously pacing a maternity corridor, deep in thought.

Trying to design a team...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 August, 2014, 09:44:45 AM
Hearty congratulations, Amiens!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 18 August, 2014, 02:11:55 PM
Congrats on the new arrival!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 18 August, 2014, 02:27:24 PM
The wife and I are celebrating our 19th wedding anniversary today. Where does the time go?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 18 August, 2014, 04:47:08 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 18 August, 2014, 02:27:24 PM
The wife and I are celebrating our 19th wedding anniversary today. Where does the time go?

I know the feeling. 21 years married and 30 years together this year. And I'm only 46.

Congrats! :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 19 August, 2014, 10:09:39 AM
Congrats on the new arrival Alex! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 19 August, 2014, 10:20:54 AM
New jobs for me and the mrs and our big debts get paid off yesterday.

Should finally be able to claw my way back out of the overdraft shortly!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 19 August, 2014, 12:20:53 PM
A rather nice new 48 inch HD 3D Smart TV.

Goodness it makes a difference to Blu-Ray.

You can see EVERY arrow being fired in the barrell sequence from Desolation of Smaug. Almost looks like watching the HFR version at the cinema.

The 3D is eye-poppingly good as well.

Plus DVDs upscaled from the Blu-Ray player also look really good.

Plus even 2D DVDs and BLU-RAYS upscale into 3D and look better than some 3D I've seen at the cinema.

I'm off work tomorrow so may well sit down to watch DREDD 3D. (Or Gravity, or John Carter, or Avatar)

Or Trainspotting just so I can say "Yes, Renton, despite your advice I chose a fu**ing big TV. Wanna make something of it?"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 19 August, 2014, 02:54:15 PM
'Cos tonight for the first time.

Just around half past 6.

Half past 6.

For the first time in history,

I'm gonna start reading...

The Three Amigos.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 21 August, 2014, 09:56:15 AM
A new comic shop has opened up near to where I live in Hackney, east London. This is the first one in the area that I can think of opening, so the fact that the owner thinks he can make a go of it is excellent news. What brings this down to only ok news is the fact that I will travel past it on my way home from work every day and my spirit is weak and my wallet empty.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 21 August, 2014, 10:14:55 AM
My comic shop in Richmond does not stock 2000AD :(


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 21 August, 2014, 10:31:51 AM
Quote from: Theblazeuk on 21 August, 2014, 10:14:55 AM
My comic shop in Richmond does not stock 2000AD :(

Is that Ray Gun comics? If so the one that has opened in Hackney is run by the same bloke and also called Ray Gun. The owner lives in Hackney and opened this one to save him from having to travel down to Richmond each morning. I had an interesting chat with him yesterday about the prog and how many back issues he has. He said that part of the reason why comic shops keep so many back issues is the belief that one day the American market will cotton on to the fact that this is where you can get very early Moore/Morrison work and will start buying it up.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 21 August, 2014, 10:58:44 AM
That is Ray Gun Comics! Amazed the guy comes all the way down from Hackney - hope this doesn't mean he's going to close the one in Richmond down.... It always seems busy with the kids and parents in Richmond but Hackney will have the hipster pound.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 21 August, 2014, 11:09:58 AM
The one in Hackney is tiny - the Richmond shop three or four times bigger according to the owner. I very much doubt he would close down a bigger shop for this one.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 21 August, 2014, 11:51:19 AM
Wow - the Hackney one must be like a phone box. The Richmond one is not exactly big.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 21 August, 2014, 02:27:04 PM
Got an invite to the Mills/Mina GN Book Launch on Friday,

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3f58e1c9ba1860227498951d448917be/tumblr_moqd6lZalm1qbnleeo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 23 August, 2014, 10:56:45 AM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 21 August, 2014, 02:27:04 PM
Got an invite to the Mills/Mina GN Book Launch on Friday,

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3f58e1c9ba1860227498951d448917be/tumblr_moqd6lZalm1qbnleeo1_400.gif)

and had a nice chat with Bryan Talbot and Hannah B,  which was nice  ;)
and got used by Denise Mina to dump a book bore

more importantly bumped into an old friend from Orkney...which was even nicer

 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 23 August, 2014, 01:45:52 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 18 August, 2014, 02:27:24 PM
The wife and I are celebrating our 19th wedding anniversary today. Where does the time go?

if she's owt like mine it'll have its proper place and gawd help you if you don't tidy it away properly ;)
we've just had our 15th a couple of weeks ago.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: NapalmKev on 27 August, 2014, 09:18:14 AM
After 5 Damn Years I'm finally 'Debt Free'!


CHEERS
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Minkyboy on 27 August, 2014, 10:04:45 AM
Quote from: NapalmKev on 27 August, 2014, 09:18:14 AM
After 5 Damn Years I'm finally 'Debt Free'!


CHEERS

Nice one Kev. Well done, good feeling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 27 August, 2014, 01:44:21 PM
Quote from: NapalmKev on 27 August, 2014, 09:18:14 AM
After 5 Damn Years I'm finally 'Debt Free'!


CHEERS

Congrats Kev. Nicely done.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: NapalmKev on 27 August, 2014, 04:26:20 PM
Cheers Minkyboy and Von Boom. Twas a rough old time, especially at the start when I would sometimes receive 20+ phonecalls in a single day, from people demanding money that they knew I couldn't provide. I can now entertain a Subscription to the Prog and even a holiday abroad by the end of the year.

Cheers
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 27 August, 2014, 11:38:44 PM
been there ,doing that only about 2 years to go! ::) cant wait to put that message up myself.

it was stress ful getting calls everyday even at work when I had never given out my mobile or work details to them?!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 28 August, 2014, 04:04:04 PM
...of Tesco vouchers,meaning the family (2 adults and one sprog) didn't have to pay well in excess of £40 to visit blackpool zoo .
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 28 August, 2014, 04:35:59 PM
... they've worked out how the death valley rocks move:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/high-tech-sleuthing-cracks-mystery-death-valleys-moving-181128862.html#tSPwAWg (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/high-tech-sleuthing-cracks-mystery-death-valleys-moving-181128862.html#tSPwAWg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 28 August, 2014, 04:50:40 PM
Because I found my missing prog (1887) whilst at Dave's comics in Brighton.

Old prog hunters should check that store out btw, lots of Tornados, Crisis, Star Lord and more to be found in the boxes. And its a lovely shop all round anyways.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 31 August, 2014, 07:33:56 PM
Living just 20 minutes from Humberside Airport, we've been treated to the sight of the Canadian Lancaster flying overhead most days. We'll have six weeks of this, but i'll miss the joint Lancaster flyover next Sunday, as i'll be away, :-(

But here she is flying over my house...

(http://i.imgur.com/kff2Q1W.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/0HRSD1n.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 01 September, 2014, 04:41:07 PM
because I finally got round to building my daughter's blagdon affinity pond after much nagging! the tricky bit was getting the piggin lining in, much bending with a bad back and sinus infection do not for a pleasant experience make still got major brownie points so worth the pain. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 01 September, 2014, 04:46:46 PM
Last week the family did a bit of indoor skydiving and it was a great laugh and to top it all, the instructor was Dave Grohl :D

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10616052_10204829355998054_8564928685953333007_n.jpg?oh=976661b83123f47b17b528f9e000f9d1&oe=545E8D4A&__gda__=1416557041_76d98d1bad9265540fe57c84cc3783e5)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 01 September, 2014, 05:15:44 PM
the perspective in that shot has given you Judge Death hands!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 02 September, 2014, 07:53:28 AM
Because I wanted a comfy armchair for my man cave and managed to snag a very decent 2 piece suite, 5 miles from my house, for £8.50 off ebay.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 02 September, 2014, 03:03:05 PM
Heck of a walk though just to have a sit down in the evening.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 02 September, 2014, 03:49:47 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 02 September, 2014, 05:31:58 PM
Luckily I know a 'man with a van'.  :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 02 September, 2014, 09:58:52 PM
Ideal then  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 06 September, 2014, 03:11:01 PM
I had a tumble on the way to work yesterday morning. By that, I don't mean I broke into a dance routine and did a somersault to the amusement of passers by. Or that I 'had a tumble' in the sense that I got close and special with a young lady cos, well... that doesn't happen.

I mean I was running late so I decided to run but ended up tripping instead, smacking my forehead head on the pavement and taking a bit of skin off my side. Thankfully I wan't badly hurt. I didn't get concussion (although I do have a bruise and a lump on my forehead and a big purple bruise on my side around the bloody spot) and the heel of my left hand is bruised which means holding things tightly, applying pressure, or anything a bit heavy is a bind. (I can still lift with that arm, it's just the hand.)

So why did I post this in the 'sort of okay' thread? Well, I'm a bit sore, but it could have been a lot worse, but I mainly posted it because a curious thing happened when I hit the pavement. You know that big melodramatic "BWARRRRMMM!" sound that permeates many movie ads, particularly ones featuring giant robots, big disasters or post-apocalyptic mayhem? I heard something very similar when I hit the pavement.

I'm guessing it's the auditory equivalent of seeing a flash of light if you hit the back of your head. I.e. that part of the brain deals with sight and knocking it can cause the brain to receive false information. I wonder if the brain behind one's forehead deals with sound?

It's rather curious it was that particular melodramatic sound I heard  though! Hee hee. Or I truly am living in my own Truman show.

NARRATOR (with that gravelling husky voice): "Mardroid.. takes....A Tumble!"
BWAAAAARRRRRRMMM!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 06 September, 2014, 04:45:11 PM
Good man, Mardroid - when life gives you a sharp whack to the head, make an interesting anecdote out of it!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 06 September, 2014, 08:35:28 PM
I came across some useful advice via Twitter today: when taking a fall "style it up" and shout "parkour!"

But seriously Mardroid, worth getting checked out at A&E?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 07 September, 2014, 01:41:35 PM
Quote from: SuperSurfer on 06 September, 2014, 08:35:28 PM
I came across some useful advice via Twitter today: when taking a fall "style it up" and shout "parkour!"

But seriously Mardroid, worth getting checked out at A&E?

Thanks, but I don't think I need to. I'm mainly suffering from bad bruising (actually I think it's the worst I've ever had in that regard, the bruise on my side in particular is a beaut!) but I'm already better. When I went out yesterday I found walking a slight chore as I could feel the bruise pulling at my side, but, after a meal and a couple of pints at the pub, even that had improved and I was walking a bit easier. Whether it was the healing of time, the numbing of alcohol, or just the fact I had sat down for a couple of hours, I'm not sure.

Today I'm still a bit sore but better than yesterday. Just minor aches and pains really. My left hand is definitely stronger.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 September, 2014, 01:08:05 PM
It appears that... yes... almost certainly... I have tonight off!*  Going to gather my spawn and go for a swim while the weather holds.  Then regrettably I'm back on tomorrow for a rare daytime shift, and unless I'm reading the signs wrong, a day and a night shift on Sunday, which should equal plenty of dosh.  I'm still hoping for a magical 24-hour period where I'm not in work, after a month of 7 day weeks, but its nice to be wanted all the same and it won't last.  The very definition of 'sort of okay'.




*Aside from child-wrangling and wife-irritating duties.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 17 December, 2014, 03:29:27 PM
Rebellion's kind leaders gifted my studio a copy of the xmas prog for xmas!

Unfortunately as there's only one copy for the 60+ staff it has to stay in the staff room and not come home with me.

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dunk! on 17 December, 2014, 03:47:16 PM
Oh sudden update: it's just been given to me 'cos 'You're into that kinda shit, ain't ya?'

Ah well, free prog :D

Dunk!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 December, 2014, 03:51:22 PM
Quote from: Dunk! on 17 December, 2014, 03:47:16 PM
Oh sudden update: it's just been given to me 'cos 'You're into that kinda shit, ain't ya?'

Ah well, free prog :D

Dunk!

and they say there ain't no sanity clause!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 23 December, 2014, 12:48:13 AM
I recently got in touch with an old friend again after losing touch which was lovely he's got himself a new partner and finally come out to boot! but sadly he lost his sister this year by her own hand .so sad and happy all at the same time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 26 December, 2014, 06:22:29 PM
Went over to see the lad, daughter-in-law and the grandchildren today and was presented with an iPad Air for Christmas!  We've been assured that, as it's idiot-proof, we'll be okay and can't possibly break it.  Hmmm?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 December, 2014, 06:25:16 PM
Nice one Tankie! The brother got one of those for Christmas from his wealthy in-laws, absolutely gorgeous piece of kit.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 26 December, 2014, 06:31:13 PM
Thanks, TB.  Jonathan set it all up for us, with all our favourite thingamabobs, top of the list, of course, this forum.  But I'm typing this on the old laptop, with the iPad Air sitting next to me; I'm still trying to pluck up the courage to use it!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 29 December, 2014, 06:30:12 PM
bumped into an old colleague today and told her of my work  woes ,she was very supportive and sympathetic and gave me a little boost in my confidence of the human race again. and as she said it may well be a blessing in disguise.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 23 January, 2015, 05:36:40 PM
Hurrah, I've got another nightworks contract starting in February.  Closely followed by: ah bollocks, I've got another nightworks contract starting in February.

While any work is good work, nights pay handsomely and leave me time to look after the kids and turn the rusty cogs of my business during the day, but this is almost exactly balanced by what an anti-social zombie they turn me into.  Not to mention the insane weight gain, if the correlation with the last contract was anything to judge by. 

However! 

The 'sort of okay' part of this was the phone conversation that led to the job: the person I'm subbing it from said she had come to me first because she knew getting me to do it would mean "absolutely zero trouble" for her company. Given the radioactive slagheap I made of my career over the last decade, I've been working very hard the past 18 months to earn back a few shreds of reputation, and it looks like I might finally be getting there.  The idea that a company I'd done a few jobs for last year would, as a result, see me as a preferred subcontractor for what is (by my standards) a lucrative gig has given me an unanticipated lift of a Friday afternoon.

Ah bollocks, I'm back on bloody nightworks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 23 January, 2015, 10:32:14 PM
Good to hear. Being a workshy fop myself, I can only dream of this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 23 January, 2015, 10:35:54 PM
Work is the greatest privilege and benefit of a Socialist State. Well done Tordel, let the calorific consumption to energy expended demerit commence. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 27 January, 2015, 07:53:29 AM
Quorn are set to release vegan products.


Yes, I know they initially tested the core product on animals even though they no long do. This is a good step for a market leader to embrace veganism and reduce my diet to Quorn rasher sarnies.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 27 January, 2015, 03:52:26 PM
Bet they still taste like shit though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 02 February, 2015, 02:16:46 PM
twenty odd years ago we had a break in and fire in our (uninsured) council flat and lost almost everything - when we got rehoused we took out the council's in-house contents insurance. Got a letter last week to say that since our housing association merged with another one in Manchester, they've reviewed our file - we've been paying £9 per month for years rather than the £5 it should have been and have therefore built up quite a bit of credit- therefore, they are going to send us a cheque for over £170!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 17 February, 2015, 11:09:37 PM
I finally have ear drops but so far there not doing much for the ear infichion
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 February, 2015, 11:17:13 PM
Ear infections are very frickin' painful in my experience.  Get well soon, Cyberleader
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 27 February, 2015, 03:23:34 AM
I could have recorded the data, drawn up tables and graphs, used infographics, written reviews and critiques, such was the variety of the olafactory assualt I endured. Colon compositions and sphincter symphonies.

Darts Fans everyone.

A great buncha lads.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 27 February, 2015, 07:41:46 AM
I'm off to Berlin for a stag do.

The rendezvous is 11.00 in Glasgow airport's bar.

My poor liver!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 27 February, 2015, 08:19:23 AM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 27 February, 2015, 07:41:46 AM
I'm off to Berlin for a stag do.
Nice one. Berlin is amazing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Goaty on 27 February, 2015, 09:57:11 AM
Ha! Did Berlin for stag do years ago, you will love it! amazing big glass of beer!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 27 February, 2015, 10:44:18 AM
Pity German lager tastes like piss though. :P

Enjoy yourself DR X. ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 27 February, 2015, 11:24:57 AM
A good German beer is Hacker-Pschorr Munchner Kellerbier. It's a Weisebier and very tasty. Bugger to pronounce though.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 27 February, 2015, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 27 February, 2015, 10:44:18 AM
Pity German lager tastes like piss though. :P
It really doesn't.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 27 February, 2015, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 27 February, 2015, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 27 February, 2015, 10:44:18 AM
Pity German lager tastes like piss though. :P
It really doesn't.

Hawkmonger and Cosh have both drank piss - CONFIRMED!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Goaty on 27 February, 2015, 02:13:05 PM
Quote from: Satanist on 27 February, 2015, 02:08:24 PM
Hawkmonger and Cosh have both drank piss - CONFIRMED!

:D :D :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 27 February, 2015, 06:50:44 PM
Berlin is my favourite city in the world, were I offered equivalency in terms of employment I'd move there tomorrow morning. The food, drink and ambience are simply unbelievable. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 27 February, 2015, 07:58:05 PM
I believe a certain Mr Dayglo is now a resident of Berlin.

And im hoping to visit Berlin (along with Copenhagen) next year. Getting ahead of myself on that one, but nice to have things to look forward to.

Have a good time Dr X!

(And Dutch beer is the best...)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 27 February, 2015, 08:05:16 PM
Quote from: Spikes on 27 February, 2015, 07:58:05 PM

(And Dutch beer is the best...)

So my Dutch wife is constantly telling me... ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 27 February, 2015, 08:20:19 PM
German beer is pretty good. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 27 February, 2015, 08:36:40 PM
In Cologne last year, and pretty much all that was on offer was the all pervading local brew of Kölsch
Which may well have helped to shape Hawkmonger's opinion.

Thank Grud for finding the obligatory Irish pub (Hello, The Corkonian!)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 27 February, 2015, 08:46:11 PM
If I go into the average bar in Belfast, I am proffered either Carlsberg, Heiniken, stout, Harp, Smithwicks* or if I'm lucky, Belfast Ale (hope I've spelt them rite). No I could go into a wankers bar and get over priced Peroni or a weiss bier, but essentially choice is limited. Germany's a revelation: good beir and food and not at some rip off bullshit price. Z

*King pops'll be along in a few moments to call me a prick.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 27 February, 2015, 09:21:54 PM
Quote from: Satanist on 27 February, 2015, 02:08:24 PM
Quote from: The Cosh on 27 February, 2015, 11:33:15 AM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 27 February, 2015, 10:44:18 AM
Pity German lager tastes like piss though. :P
It really doesn't.

Hawkmonger and Cosh have both drank piss - CONFIRMED!
Tastes better than Budweiser (the most vile of lagers).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bagley on 27 February, 2015, 09:50:01 PM
...I spot two different pairs of Goonies socks in Poundland. And buy both. For two pounds.

(http://i62.tinypic.com/15g85zt.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 February, 2015, 10:21:33 PM
How much would it have been for one pair?

Nearly all my old drinking buddies are heavily into 'craft beers' now, to the point that I find the whole thing mildly tedious, despite the fact that I'm the only one of us that brews my own. It maybe an artefact of getting to the pubs so rarely, but I find the pre- and post-match analysis of this ale and that off-putting. Pint of plain, a packet of King, no bloody TV and a spot near the fire, please.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bagley on 27 February, 2015, 10:44:18 PM
Quote from: Tordelback on 27 February, 2015, 10:21:33 PM
How much would it have been for one pair?

I could have got them from 99p Stores but with Poundland you're paying for the label.  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Albion on 27 February, 2015, 11:03:22 PM
Quote from: Hawkmonger on 27 February, 2015, 10:44:18 AM
Pity German lager tastes like piss though.

Plenty of other beer styles to choose from in Germany.......
http://www.germanbeerguide.co.uk/styles.html
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 March, 2015, 10:31:42 AM
Hurrah, my fightin' feudin' flatin' neighbours (they of the on-street racer garage and regular arson attacks) have been evicted.  I don't like to take pleasure in others' misfortune especially in the area of housing (they have small kids after all), but the flood of horror stories from the families either side of them in the terrace that has emerged now the threat of reprisals has moved on makes me very glad I apparently didn't know the half of it before. First decent night's sleep in ages.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 01 March, 2015, 10:44:28 AM
We all of course feel for the children in situations such as this, but the adults simply cannot expect to carry on with antisocial behaviour in a consequence free endless present. People like this are an utter blight on the areas in which they exist i.e. working-class areas. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 01 March, 2015, 07:51:25 PM
Dutch beer is duff compared to the neighbouring countries. Belgium is king.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 01 March, 2015, 10:41:54 PM
That was a fun trip.

Best bit was the speakeasy that you entered through a food stall. (I'm serious; it's a preserved speakeasy where East Berliners drank smuggled Western drinks).

Worst bit was leaving the speakeasy with my flight in six hours time...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 03 March, 2015, 04:14:26 PM
Hurrah, my Reaper Bones II Kickstarter minis finally arrived! Such a variety of cool monsters, undead and assorted beasties it's unreal! Just the sight of them all makes my atrophied campaign-writing muscles twitch.

Why only 'sort of okay', you ask?

Was it the €33 customs charge that took the sheen off?  Well no, while hard to finance, it seemed inevitable (it was a 4kg box from the US, they aren't stupid) I was expecting it to be a bit more and had been squirelling change away for the past month or so against the risk.

Could it have been the free gift of a grotty gnarled human fingernail packed in with my Gnolls, Bugbears and Dwarves?  Why yes, that'd be it.  At least I am reassured that they aren't using child labour in that particular Chinese factory.  Zombie labour, that's another thing.

Time to find another kickstarter to back, I think!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 06 March, 2015, 08:15:29 PM
I'm working (well, just finished) and again in the early hours of Saturday and Sunday.

But I can hear Tiny Tips practicing his sax and piano (Gershwin!) and occasionally moving onto guitar.

Talented little bugger makes bad things seem better.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 March, 2015, 01:27:50 PM
Tim Minchin gigs on Netflix!  How did I miss these before now? A boring afternoon of accounts just became hotly anticipated me-time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 18 March, 2015, 10:34:14 PM
I may have mentioned on the board before about the chaps in the downstairs flat whose skunk-and-beer stink has been seeping into my gaffe for years to the point that it ruined the contents of my linen closet - well, one of them started hammering on my door on Sunday morning, and, thinking they'd finally set fire to their place I jumped awake and found he was in a right old state talking about his bathroom ceiling falling in.  I went downstairs to take in this calamity and saw... he had a leaky pipe somewhere or other.  Which he had decided to blame upon me because I was "up there somewhere", and this was the same general vicinity as the leak.  During the conversation, I managed to work the phrasing into something along the lines of "yes, it's terrible having something seeping into your flat from someone else's" but it didn't register at all what I was getting at.
It's really stressing them out, so I hope it is one of my pipes, to be honest, and that the ceiling falls down around the heads of the fucking junkie alco cunts.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 March, 2015, 11:12:35 PM
...says the man whose avatar is mainlining skag.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 18 March, 2015, 11:18:28 PM
It's actually Homer injecting a box of doughnuts, so that makes YOU the real hypocrite.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 18 March, 2015, 11:26:40 PM
Bears predicament is all too prevalent throughout these islands, I've had similar experiences with antisocial wanks fucking up the quiet enjoyment of both me and my neighbours homes and sleep patterns. It is an absolute nightmare trying to get it dealt with and when you do, you have the sick feeling that the bastards are  mearly shunted on to some other area to visit the same selfish, ignorant, thoughtless crassness onto other poor souls. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 19 March, 2015, 12:06:51 AM
Our old downstairs neighbors were a delightful couple.

Within days of moving in, they'd ascertained we had a video and asked if they could come upstairs to watch their wedding video "because we've never seen it and it has all three kids on it" (all in care). After that, we were their bestest mates, however shitty their behavior became.

They would knock on the door at all hours to scrounge tinfoill ("we're cooking a chicken") or baking soda ("I'm making scones" - at 2am). I once had to call out all 3 emergency services in one week - she turned up fresh from A&E and jonesing asking m to call her an ambulance she'd "picked up an infection" at the hospital; a couple of days after that she set fire to her kitchen, ad then a few days after that, a fella she'd been knocking round with broke in and smashed her flat to pieces. (At this point, her husband was inside after threatening to shoot policemen that SHE'D called in response to one of their regular screaming rows).

The people in that flat now are delightful, so the moral is - hope the next lot are nicer!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 02 April, 2015, 01:30:32 PM
Just had our Council Tax band reduced and back-dated after I made the case that we have been paying too much.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 April, 2015, 09:45:05 PM
Busy day for deliveries - first thing (and I mean 7.15 ferchrissakes) the Ikea van arrived with a Torkel and a couple of large Kallaxes (that's a swivel chair and two 4x4 bookcases in old money), then the Amazon chap came with my IDW Anderson TPB, Nemo:Rivers of Ice and All-New Ultimates vol.2. Finally, Curry's rolled up (only a week late) with my new washing machine. There goes my 2015 bonus payment *sigh*

I've never owned a proper washing machine before (used to have an ancient twin-tub), and have just managed with the local laundrette and regular visits to my mum's, but the prices for a service wash were getting ridiculous so I took the plunge.

The flat is now totally crammed with drying laundry, flat-pack boxes and piles of books and comics. And I've just realised I don't have a big enough floor space to assemble my book cases. This should be fun!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 13 April, 2015, 10:56:50 PM
Coke down the bore really does free the piston, Lawnmower going again!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 18 April, 2015, 09:48:29 PM
I recently switched to another bank account partly encouraged by a £100 incentive.

I just checked my account to see if it had been paid.

It hadn't.

They'd paid £125 instead.

Where did that extra £25? come from?

This account will also pay you an extra £5.00 if you pay a certain amount in per month (I forget how much but I think it's £800, I believe. Not an issue as my monthly wages will get paid into here) and make two direct debits. Oh, and stay in credit.

That's not £25 though, so again... why? Have they upped the incentive since I applied?

I'm not containing mind. Its a nice surprise, but I wonder if it was an error.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 02 May, 2015, 12:03:19 PM
A wee heads up re Tordelback. I was in contact ith him during the week, he is on the mend and sends Galactic Greetings to all of his fellow Squax on the forum. Z :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 11 May, 2015, 09:53:49 PM
Well my holidays over. Dive kit packed away and now at home. But I sweetened the wound by reading the FCBD prog and (trying to at least) a copy of Diabolik #4 i nabbed in Malta.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 11 May, 2015, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 12 April, 2015, 09:45:05 PM

I've never owned a proper washing machine before (used to have an ancient twin-tub), and have just managed with the local laundrette and regular visits to my mum's, but the prices for a service wash were getting ridiculous so I took the plunge.


Welcome to the world of built in obsolesence. Welcome to the world of hurt.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 May, 2015, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 11 May, 2015, 10:08:41 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 12 April, 2015, 09:45:05 PM

I've never owned a proper washing machine before (used to have an ancient twin-tub), and have just managed with the local laundrette and regular visits to my mum's, but the prices for a service wash were getting ridiculous so I took the plunge.


Welcome to the world of built in obsolesence. Welcome to the world of hurt.

Don't worry, I've owned i-pods, digital cameras, phones and DVD players. I've got my passport stamped and my frequent flier miles.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 June, 2015, 03:23:56 PM
In a couple of hours time, I'm off work for a week and the weather forecast is lovely  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 12 June, 2015, 04:02:28 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 12 June, 2015, 03:23:56 PM
In a couple of hours time, I'm off work for a week and the weather forecast is lovely  :D

You're obviously not going to Wales then.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 12 June, 2015, 05:10:50 PM
I've just checked and the forecast isn't great at all - my workmates have been lying to me!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: COMMANDO FORCES on 12 June, 2015, 05:39:01 PM
Picked up my payslip at work last night and it had a letter stapled to it. Read the letter and thank you company I don't mind if I do have another wee pay increase.

Now what shall I waste it on!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Buttonman on 12 June, 2015, 06:16:17 PM
No wonder my grapes are so expensive!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 14 June, 2015, 12:44:09 AM
Terry Pratchett's daughter has announced there will be no more Discworld novels. I was torn, but after much deliberation I have decided this is a good thing. A very good thing indeed .
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 14 June, 2015, 01:55:05 PM
It's for the best really. Look what Frank Herbert's son and that other wanker have done to Dune.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 14 June, 2015, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: Doctor Pops on 14 June, 2015, 12:44:09 AM
Terry Pratchett's daughter has announced there will be no more Discworld novels.

That's the best possible news, I think. It is what it is.

It perhaps sounds horrible to say, but I'm more likely to get back into the series now that I know there aren't going to be any more. It's a finite number of books now and easier to grapple with - once I became a lapsed fan the thought of ever going back, when there were another two or three novels coming out every year, became a bit daunting.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 20 June, 2015, 12:40:34 AM
Be thankful indeed. von Boom, couldnt have put the Dune destruction by those two talentless hack pricks any better myself. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 14 July, 2015, 04:31:18 PM
Been feeling somewhat low recently, and Sunday was so awful (besides another great recording session with Adventurer) I locked myself away yesterday to recover. Managed to pull myself out of my room today and I'm glad I did. Went to my local Waterstones for a browse and found Bone Omnibus and Tales of Nu-Earth #3 for a fiver each. Properly made my day. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 06 August, 2015, 05:05:54 PM
60 all out.

Bwahahahahaha

They should promote that "Extras" chap - he was their highest scorer!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mikey on 12 August, 2015, 06:01:49 PM
I start a job tomorrow, but it's only a two week contract.


M
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 September, 2015, 01:36:44 PM
Really dull Squaxx may remember my agonizing about going into business with one of my best mates a year or two back, for fear of souring a friendship. Well, we ruminated on the matter and took a slightly different tack from the original idea, a joint scheme with both of us on contract to a local authority but working as a team. It was a four-week gig, with follow-on work over the next months and a second run next year and it was DROKKIN' BRILLIANT. Largely restored my faith in my own rusty skillset and the social value of what we do, as well as being huge fun and a decent enough earner.  Horrendously hard work, physically and mentally (worked 25 days out of the last 26), plus I had to keep up with my own business' requirements in the evenings, but well worth it, leaving me full of purpose and energy. Most importantly we're still pals at the end of it.

And now it's back to my regular commercial contracts on Monday, which seem unmentionably mundane and frustrating from my new lofty perch. Gah!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2015, 03:00:35 PM
Glad to hear you had a productive and enjoyable time, Tordels. Enjoying the work and your colleagues is half the battle already won, I think.
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For my part, I've just finished packing away the tent and moving into a wooden hut! With a table and chair! And windows! And a proper door! And electricity! So now I can dig out my old laptop and start writing again! Bliss, sweet bliss!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steven Denton on 12 September, 2015, 03:05:30 PM
Pleased to hear that Legendary Shark. next stop, book shelves!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2015, 03:14:14 PM
Thanks, Steve - bookshelves, ah... *sighs dreamily*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steven Denton on 12 September, 2015, 03:17:00 PM
If you don't mind me asking, What happened to all of your stuff when you lost your home?

when you get a book shelf I'll send you a book.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2015, 03:49:50 PM
The council claimed my stuff was theirs and threw it all away, though I managed to rescue some, which is slowly turning to mush in a friend's shed. And thanks so much for the offer - it fair brought a tear to my eye, really.
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But, please, nothing political :-D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steven Denton on 12 September, 2015, 04:05:18 PM
Most of my books are comics or about comics so your pretty safe.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2015, 04:23:28 PM
I love this forum.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 September, 2015, 04:49:07 PM
Great news there Sharky. Can you scrounge up some insulation board, or is it already in place?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2015, 05:11:30 PM
No insulation as such, just some polystyrene sheets Sellotaped to the ceiling. There is a small oil radiator that's just turned up, though, and I've become accustomed to the cold (or so I'm trying to convince myself) and have some reindeer furs on the bed, which are fantastically warm and cosy. (With apologies to any animal rights people out there. But these things were stacked up in the military surplus shop and I couldn't resist.)
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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 September, 2015, 05:46:51 PM
The other trick, which I'm sure you are aware of, is to get the smallest possible pop-up tent (or just a self-supporting dome or geodesic, but something that goes up and down with a minimum of fuss and no pegs) and sleep/read in that come the cold nights.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 12 September, 2015, 05:50:50 PM
Nice, Sharky. Is the hut one of those odd 'pods' that's become popular at camp sites recently?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 12 September, 2015, 05:56:46 PM
Nice one, Tordels, thanks :-)
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No, Hawkie, it's just a run-of-the-mill garden shed with a bunk in it. And the obligatory spiders.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 09:46:27 AM
12 weeks of Slimming World, plus four early-morning trips to the gym per week and I should pass the two stone lost mark at this weekend's weigh-in. Still at least a stone to lose, but the man-boobs have turned into pecs, I have identifiable muscle groups in my shoulders and, in a good light from the right angle, I could almost convince myself I have an ab. :-)

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 02 October, 2015, 09:52:29 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 09:46:27 AM... but the man-boobs have turned into pecs...

TMI

EDIT: Oh jovus, I can't believe this was my 20,000th post, what a waste!  And yet, how very appropriate. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 02 October, 2015, 10:44:48 AM
Well done, Jim - I bet you spend hours, now, looking in the mirror saying "I'll be back..."
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 02 October, 2015, 10:46:53 AM
Well done Jim, we'll not be fit to beat the new man boobless you up at conventions for slagging us off on the forum. 20000 Tordel,  top stuff. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 10:55:53 AM
Quote from: Tordelback on 02 October, 2015, 09:52:29 AM
this was my 20,000th post

KING OF THE BOARD.

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 02 October, 2015, 11:02:49 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 09:46:27 AM
12 weeks of Slimming World, plus four early-morning trips to the gym per week and I should pass the two stone lost mark at this weekend's weigh-in. Still at least a stone to lose, but the man-boobs have turned into pecs, I have identifiable muscle groups in my shoulders and, in a good light from the right angle, I could almost convince myself I have an ab. :-)
Is this a deliberate Nick Cave reference or can you just not help yourself? Good work though. I could probably do with shifting a few pounds myself.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 11:17:34 AM
Quote from: Bulbous Salutation on 02 October, 2015, 11:02:49 AM
Is this a deliberate Nick Cave reference or can you just not help yourself?

Completely unintentional! I actually had to google that...

When I shot him, I was so handsome
It was the light, man, it was the angle (https://youtu.be/mdIMCIj72pA)

Thanks for that!

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 02 October, 2015, 11:56:09 AM
20,000 posts and nippers wow!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 03 October, 2015, 10:41:08 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 09:46:27 AM
12 weeks of Slimming World, plus four early-morning trips to the gym per week and I should pass the two stone lost mark at this weekend's weigh-in. Still at least a stone to lose, but the man-boobs have turned into pecs, I have identifiable muscle groups in my shoulders and, in a good light from the right angle, I could almost convince myself I have an ab. :-)

Cheers

Jim

Well done Jim! My missus started Slimming World just over a year ago and has lost 4 stone. Has been named slimmer of the year twice.
I have lost about 1 1/2 stone as a consequence. All based on the basics of it's not what you eat (within reason) but how it's prepared. We get through a can of Fry Lite about once a week.

Well done, keep it up. I know my Wife feels so much better for it.  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 05 October, 2015, 04:41:51 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 October, 2015, 09:46:27 AM
12 weeks of Slimming World, plus four early-morning trips to the gym per week and I should pass the two stone lost mark at this weekend's weigh-in.

It's as if millions of Campbell's Meatballs jokes suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Good work Jim, I went through a similar phase a few years ago.
I'll admit that I found it hard to keep the regime going in the long run (and still do), but I can't imagine life without a few jogging sessions a week now.

Life is sort of okay for me at the moment as I have reached Stage 1 of my (our) long term plan to build a new home in 'rural' Ireland; "Sale Agreed" on the land, and deposit is paid.
Now only 57 more stages to get through...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 October, 2015, 05:37:11 PM
Hey, if you need an archaeologist...

What? Everyone needs an archaeologist, they just don't know they want one yet.  Sort of a hairy doula to accompany you through the birth-journey of your foundations. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 October, 2015, 07:45:35 PM
And to make sure you're not building on top of an ancient Injun graveyard.
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Great stuff, though - I'd love to build my own place. Porch like a judge's helmet (as it were), swimming-pool tiled with bio-chips and a Rosette of Sirius stained-glass window in the belltower. I hope there'll be a thread!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 05 October, 2015, 11:52:05 PM
Well done all weight losers, really tough thing to do. 

Link, do you know what you are letting yourself in for!?
Seriously I did this (Is it that long ago!) 15 odd years back, and it was.. an experience. BUT the best thing we ever did, so its well worth it in the end, make sure you have a space for all your stuff in the plans!

TB's suggestion may not be to far wrong, hire him for a few days, have a few beers and then blame all the inevitable building delays on him!

How rural is it btw?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 06 October, 2015, 12:25:09 AM
Quote from: Tordelback on 05 October, 2015, 05:37:11 PM
What? Everyone needs an archaeologist

Given the Tories' enthusiasm for fracking, I'd imagine a LOT of people will be very keen to find sites of archaeological interest in their immediate vicinity quite soon...

Cheers

Jim
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 06 October, 2015, 04:18:43 PM
Last year,  I was told of the sad death of my mad,  ageing-hippy sculpture tutor from art college. As an eccentric, boozy rogue he was still a really helpful,  fun-loving, pleasant and highly accomplished gentleman, and as such was much missed.

Yesterday I found out that my mate's girlfriend got a LinkedIn message from him in June this year, and he's planning to come to her class reunion. Welcome back to life, Niall old boy, you always did like doing Jesus impressions in the boozer.


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 06 October, 2015, 04:48:24 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 05 October, 2015, 11:52:05 PM
How rural is it btw?

It's not a million miles from where I currently live David, in west Wicklow. A good bit of a higher altitude though!
Lets just say that I'll not be more than a 20 minute drive from a garage forecourt Cappuccino if the need hits me (and I ain't snowed in!).
I'm well aware of what I'm getting myself into, which is why this isn't on the Life's Drokking Fantastic thread.

Sharky- I'd love to bore you all to death with a thread on the progress, but think of the reality; "Thread update 91: January 16th. Dropped form 785-B into Wicklow Count Council for cross signature".
I can't compete with a model Millennium Falcon build for Grud's sake!
Nah, it's gonna be a long boring slog that could (but hopefully won't) take up to two years to complete, and that's even if everything falls into place (including the key potential mine-field; planning permission approval).
I'm also likely going to be so broke that I'll end up selling my Paul Marshall artwork collection to Greg M for pittance, just to afford toothpaste.

* I would of course love to take the fedora donned Tordelback up on his offer, but only if he promises to whisk me away to exotic locales for some exciting, dangerous, and yes, romantic adventures.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 09 October, 2015, 07:31:06 AM
Quote from: Link Prime on 06 October, 2015, 04:48:24 PM
Sharky- I'd love to bore you all to death with a thread on the progress, but think of the reality; "Thread update 91: January 16th. Dropped form 785-B into Wicklow Count Council for cross signature".
I can't compete with a model Millennium Falcon build for Grud's sake!
Nah, it's gonna be a long boring slog that could (but hopefully won't) take up to two years to complete, and that's even if everything falls into place (including the key potential mine-field; planning permission approval).

I for one would like to see such a thread.  Speaking as someone who started a prog slog thread which should last around three or four years ;-)

Is it common for someone to build their own house in Ireland?  It's just I used to work with someone who did exactly the same thing (before a messy divorce).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 09 October, 2015, 08:50:42 AM
I saw a TV programme just a couple of days ago about a couple building there house. In this case it was Northern Ireland. It took them about three years but it was a massive fancy affair near the Atlantic, with curves and stuff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 11 October, 2015, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 09 October, 2015, 07:31:06 AM
Is it common for someone to build their own house in Ireland?  It's just I used to work with someone who did exactly the same thing (before a messy divorce).

I don't have any stats of facts to back this up, but in my personal experience it isn't very common.
None of my friends, family or acquaintances (primarily from Dublin) have done so, to my knowledge.

However, my missus is from a 'rural' background (a farming family), and it would be almost unheard of not to build your own home in her small village / community.
I've long since been won-round to the concept, but finding the right land with the right conditions (at the right price) wasn't that easy.

PS- let's hope the resulting divorce isn't too common! We did have our first major argument on the topic on Thursday night!  :lol:
Not a good start, but I think it was just down to the frayed nerves from signing away our literal life savings.
That comfy safety net is gone!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 October, 2015, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 11 October, 2015, 03:21:21 PM
Not a good start, but I think it was just down to the frayed nerves from signing away our literal life savings.
That comfy safety net is gone!

Ah you'll get used to it. Only ever having the money in your pocket to rely on is a grand relaxing way to live.

No, wait. I meant the other thing: an unending nightmare from which there is no prospect of waking, one where you cravenly eye relatives and wonder if they were to drop dead right now might they just possibly have left you a few quid in their will.

Have fun!  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 12 October, 2015, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 11 October, 2015, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 09 October, 2015, 07:31:06 AM
Is it common for someone to build their own house in Ireland?  It's just I used to work with someone who did exactly the same thing (before a messy divorce).

PS- let's hope the resulting divorce isn't too common! We did have our first major argument on the topic on Thursday night!  :lol:
Not a good start, but I think it was just down to the frayed nerves from signing away our literal life savings.
That comfy safety net is gone!

Uh, yes - I only realised after I'd posted that (well, when I revisited the thread just now) that it could be taken that the self-build was what caused the divorce.  To put your mind at ease that wasn't the cause (her having been a cheating, two-faced, etc was the cause).  He finally closed that chapter of his life just in time to get remarried and mortgaged!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Citi-Def_Joe on 14 October, 2015, 11:39:59 PM
Bought a copy of Slaine Warriors Dawn collection on eBay for a couple of quid arrived today to find it had a nice Pat Mills signature inside (in silver no less) no mention of it in the listing but just makes a nice little surprise
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 15 October, 2015, 10:28:01 AM
Quote from: sheridan on 12 October, 2015, 01:11:02 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 11 October, 2015, 03:21:21 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 09 October, 2015, 07:31:06 AM
Is it common for someone to build their own house in Ireland?  It's just I used to work with someone who did exactly the same thing (before a messy divorce).

PS- let's hope the resulting divorce isn't too common! We did have our first major argument on the topic on Thursday night!  :lol:
Not a good start, but I think it was just down to the frayed nerves from signing away our literal life savings.
That comfy safety net is gone!

Uh, yes - I only realised after I'd posted that (well, when I revisited the thread just now) that it could be taken that the self-build was what caused the divorce.  To put your mind at ease that wasn't the cause (her having been a cheating, two-faced, etc was the cause).  He finally closed that chapter of his life just in time to get remarried and mortgaged!

On a similar note, I have bought lovely mobile home which I will live in as soon as I find some fecking land to put it on.  (It's the only way I can even close to afford my own gaff.) Does anyone know anyone who has some land to rent not too far from Dublin where I work?  My Christ but I'm tired of sofa-hopping.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 October, 2015, 10:35:44 AM
Try looking for some little private camp-sites, JBC. There are a lot of them about in England, tucked away in odd places, maybe also over there too. It's off-season now so you might be able to get a cheap pitch - especially if you pitch-in with the site's winter maintenance.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 15 October, 2015, 01:43:59 PM
Thanks Sharky. I know you've had similar experiences!  I've actually tried a few sites like the ones you're talking about; they pretty much all close for the winter months except for one or two which are unplumbed and very hard to get to. I haven't ruled them out entirely but I'm exploring other options first.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 October, 2015, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 15 October, 2015, 01:43:59 PM
Thanks Sharky. I know you've had similar experiences!  I've actually tried a few sites like the ones you're talking about; they pretty much all close for the winter months except for one or two which are unplumbed and very hard to get to. I haven't ruled them out entirely but I'm exploring other options first.

I hear there's a field in Glenamuck going a-begging.  Neighbours seem like right cold thugs, mind.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 15 October, 2015, 04:30:45 PM
Good luck with the hunt Jayzus, if I hear of anything I'll drop you a PM.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 15 October, 2015, 04:36:32 PM
For the 5 readers who care; life is tittering between 'Spugs', 'Sort of Okay', and 'Drokking Fantastic' for me.
It's all a bit surreal...The heart-stopping 'Sold' sign is now up.
No going back!  :-\

Here's a pic of my site (and unbelievable view).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 October, 2015, 05:26:25 PM
That's gorgeous.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Citi-Def_Joe on 15 October, 2015, 05:44:13 PM
Amazing view, good luck
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 15 October, 2015, 09:45:27 PM
Quote from: Tordelback on 15 October, 2015, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 15 October, 2015, 01:43:59 PM
Thanks Sharky. I know you've had similar experiences!  I've actually tried a few sites like the ones you're talking about; they pretty much all close for the winter months except for one or two which are unplumbed and very hard to get to. I haven't ruled them out entirely but I'm exploring other options first.

I hear there's a field in Glenamuck going a-begging.  Neighbours seem like right cold thugs, mind.

:D You're a sick man, TB.


Link, thanks a million; and your own site looks bleedin' deadly! Hope it all goes well, keep us posted.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 15 October, 2015, 09:55:31 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 15 October, 2015, 04:36:32 PM
For the 5 readers who care; life is tittering between 'Spugs', 'Sort of Okay', and 'Drokking Fantastic' for me.
It's all a bit surreal...The heart-stopping 'Sold' sign is now up.
No going back!  :-\

Here's a pic of my site (and unbelievable view).

Hootin' heck!  Magnificent. Expect plenty of 3rd Party Appeals on spurious grounds!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 15 October, 2015, 10:06:36 PM
Looks class Link, what a view!

Jayzus, Achill has a great campsite, does mobile homes too, might be a bit of a commute though...http://www.achillcamping.com/ (http://www.achillcamping.com/)

Sheridan, I think building your own home is more common in rural Ireland, well over half the people I work with would have built their own.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Fungus on 16 October, 2015, 01:03:20 AM
My main memory of driving around Donegal is the house-building; where they weren't building their own (it's an innate ability), the plots had weatherproofed paperwork on display so that no-one else could start theirs. Like the Wild West but more impressive. I miss Ireland.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 October, 2015, 01:07:14 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 15 October, 2015, 10:06:36 PM
Looks class Link, what a view!

Jayzus, Achill has a great campsite, does mobile homes too, might be a bit of a commute though...http://www.achillcamping.com/ (http://www.achillcamping.com/)


Thanks David, looks great but most of my work is in Dublin, sadly!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 October, 2015, 01:31:02 PM
Maybe find a nice Romany girl to settle down wander 'round with?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 26 October, 2015, 06:24:55 AM
BECAUSE
I have booked my tickets to the UK for Christmas,

which makes me all pleased, proud, nostalgic and fuzzy at the same time. its sort of OK as the price was slightly :o for five of us.
but that aside.  ::) We are in the UK for Christmas. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 26 October, 2015, 01:16:28 PM
that's nice, can you not get rain where you live?

Mind you, they are predicting a terrible snowy winter so you might get stuck here
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 26 October, 2015, 01:43:33 PM
I received vouchers from work for being last months BOB (best of the best*) so have just pre-ordered Fallout 4 and Star Wars games on Amazon.

*Yes my workmates are THAT bad
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 26 October, 2015, 01:53:20 PM
Good work.   I got one a few months back. The only places I could spend it were places where I might buy a set of matching luggage or Argos, where I could get a New 3DS XL.

Guess which John HIggins ended up drawing Dredd on?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Batman's Superior Cousin on 26 October, 2015, 03:01:56 PM
Quote from: Satanist on 26 October, 2015, 01:43:33 PM
I received vouchers from work for being last months BOB (best of the best*) so have just pre-ordered Fallout 4 and Star Wars games on Amazon.

*Yes my workmates are THAT bad

What Star Wars games?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 26 October, 2015, 03:09:42 PM
Battlefront on PS4 but its also on Xbox One and PC.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Batman's Superior Cousin on 26 October, 2015, 05:59:36 PM
Oooo, What's your handle?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 27 October, 2015, 10:03:45 AM
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 26 October, 2015, 05:59:36 PM
Oooo, What's your handle?

SpartacusHughes
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 24 November, 2015, 08:28:51 PM
In my youth, my wordly wise Father gave me advice that never really sunk in until today.

"There's no satisfaction that can match that of a job well done."

Welp, over a decade later, that advice has finally sunk in. I was in work at 6am this morning to take in a huge order, before having to put up Xmas decorations. When I finished, I left a beautifully organised keg-store and a very Christmassy bar. The feeling of satisfaction didn't sink in until I got home to take a shower. At the risk of descending into Mayor Post territory, I got a perverse sense of self satisfaction watching the gross murky colour of the shower water swirling down the shower drain. I thought to myself, "Ye did well Pops, ye did bloody well!"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 25 November, 2015, 11:14:28 AM
Good for you. It is actually a really nice feeling.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 25 November, 2015, 01:09:24 PM
Conversely, I once skived at work for the entire day, and I've never been prouder.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 November, 2015, 01:22:53 PM
First mince pie of the season last night!  Sadly it was a rather bland Lidl effort, but at least I've broken my duck.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 25 November, 2015, 04:47:04 PM
Quote from: Tordelback on 25 November, 2015, 01:22:53 PM
First mince pie of the season last night!  Sadly it was a rather bland Lidl effort, but at least I've broken my duck.

I'll have to check in with my brother to see what his current tally is - he's a mince pie addict and has been known to scoff a couple of dozen a day as he gets near to Christmas. (yes, he is a tad overweight  :D)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 25 November, 2015, 05:10:57 PM
Aldi Christmas puds, wonderful!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 November, 2015, 05:58:08 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 25 November, 2015, 05:10:57 PM
Aldi Christmas puds, wonderful!

They are, aren't they?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 25 November, 2015, 07:49:05 PM
Yep! And their wine is pretty good! oh and don't get me started on the chocolate!!!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Devons Daddy on 26 November, 2015, 08:17:50 AM
I only indulge on the FESTIVE FIRST!!! mince pie wise,
personally i prefer to bag a Brace of the luxury boxes from the Marks and Spencers estate.
by doing so it makes them taste all the sweeter.


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 07 December, 2015, 05:41:19 PM
I only managed a bit of Sunday afternoon at Vegfest in Glasgow but it was great.  It's really nice to be in a room with so many like minded people.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 December, 2015, 08:23:26 PM
That's why I like to be on my own :(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 13 December, 2015, 05:49:08 PM
I've had my first day off in almost a month, and my first none-homeless day off in almost five.

I slept in till after twelve, had a big carvery dinner in my local, strolled down to the beach and had a coffee and a pint of guinness in the seaside hotel.

You appreciate simple pleasures so much more when you spend a bit of time without them.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 14 December, 2015, 01:21:08 AM
I'm really happy for you, JBC. I understand completely and wish you all the very best. More (thrill) power to you!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 14 December, 2015, 07:41:14 AM
Cheers, Sharky, same to you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 15 February, 2016, 01:27:33 PM
Well now this is quite nice. The first time in...18 months? Where I've had two days off in a row without running around silly. I swear, I love scuba diving but it can't half be a faff! So seeing as I'm on a 'wind down period' (codename for work reducing my hours to an absolute minimum because I leave the dump soon) I decided to make a day trip of it and tried to see how I could sheer some commute time off my new job. Got it down from 2 hours a day to 1 hour 15 minuet. So now I'm enjoying a coffe and a copy of Copra Round One inside the afflecks after a nice brows in Travelling Man.

Sometimes you just have to have a day to yourself. Cheers lads!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 15 February, 2016, 05:31:09 PM
Nice one jayzus and hawk.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 February, 2016, 05:37:36 PM
Nice one, Hawkie - glad you're having fun!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 17 February, 2016, 09:41:34 AM
The other is taking me to Forbidden Planet today to buy my birthday present. And there may be a bloke in my local who has a 2000AD collection that he wants to get rid of. Unclear yet how much cash he may want but looks promising, and even better he only lives a few streets away so won't have to go far to collect if it goes through.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 April, 2016, 08:35:49 PM
I noticed with sadness quite a few new grey hairs in the mirror earlier today.  Hours later I braced myself as I looked in the mirror of the lift in my block, only to realise it was paint I'd gotten in my hair.  I'M A YOUNG MAN, I TELL YOU.  A YOUNG, YOUNG MAN. VERY YOUNG INDEED
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 18 April, 2016, 10:00:23 PM
I noticed some light coloured hairs which I told myself were blond.

In my defence, I have got blond hairs in the past. I actually was blond as a kid, and my hair to darker as I got older*. It used to happen if I spent quite a while in the sun.

On closer inspection this time... I think I might be kidding myself.

Still, I'm not doing too badly for someone my age. Apart from the hair falling out which started in my early twenties I believe.**

*That which didn't fall out.**

**But that's another grumble.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 April, 2016, 10:21:44 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 18 April, 2016, 10:00:23 PM
I noticed some light coloured hairs which I told myself were blond.

In my defence, I have got blond hairs in the past. I actually was blond as a kid, and my hair to darker as I got older*. It used to happen if I spent quite a while in the sun.

On closer inspection this time... I think I might be kidding myself.


This is very much true for me too.  My mental age has about 23 years of catching up to do with my physical one.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 18 April, 2016, 11:06:52 PM
, I was starting to go grey at 18, but much to my brothers annoyance I have managed to hold onto it!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 April, 2016, 12:53:54 AM
My brother lost his too; previously having had near-waist-length dreadlocks.  He really didn't seem too bothered though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 19 April, 2016, 08:16:58 PM
Must admit I am going quite grey now but I'm nearly 45,it doesn't seem too early.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 19 April, 2016, 08:28:01 PM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 18 April, 2016, 11:06:52 PM
I was starting to go grey at 18

About 20 years old for me with the greyness. Which wasn't fun, but I've never felt the urge to reach for the Grecian 2000 (do they still make that...?). Nearing 48, and I've still got all my hair, so that's good.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 19 April, 2016, 08:54:04 PM
Quote from: Spikes on 19 April, 2016, 08:28:01 PM
About 20 years old for me with the greyness. Which wasn't fun, but I've never felt the urge to reach for the Grecian 2000 (do they still make that...?)

Yes. Yes they do. How do I know?
Hrrrm...yeah...

Yeah, I did kinda trail off there, didn't I?   :-[
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Post by: Dandontdare on 19 April, 2016, 09:06:42 PM
My hair is till brown, but my beard went white very quickly - at first it was dark at the sides and under the chin, with just a grey tuft right on my chin, which i always thought looked kinda cool, till John Wagner saidd I should change my forum name to "McGruderbeard"

I always check at each haircut and the top's thinning but still intact - beating both my brothers on that front!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 April, 2016, 10:20:05 PM
I didn't mind going grey, mainly because anything is more respectable than a ginger beard, but the top has now thinned horribly and I don't care for that one bit, even though I'm a 2mm habitué. Still, at least I take some pride in never dyeing, unlike both my younger brothers, and I've never gone the desperate comb over route, unlike my Dad. I'm an old fart and proud.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 19 April, 2016, 10:23:44 PM
Both my younger brothers have started getting grey hairs in their mid-to-late twenties. I've yet to have one and already passed the big 3-0. This is a source of unending hilarity to me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 April, 2016, 06:38:45 AM
My beard is white. My chest/arm/leg/pubic hairs are dark brown and white. My head hair is brown, white and falling out. I look like a discarded scoop of vanilla ice cream with gravel in it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 20 April, 2016, 09:05:58 AM
Thinning on top since my early 30's, and I'm now approaching 48 but it hasn't changed much. Being six foot 4 I don't really care because very few people are taller than me and can see it.
Clumps of grey in my beard and at my temples but I think that looks distinguished (well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 20 April, 2016, 10:33:37 AM
Still throughly ginger (and turquoise). That being said my hair, as tough as cheese wire it may be, can come out in slightly copies amounts in the shower. But it grows back ridiculously quickly so that's alright for now.

My one gripe is the fact I have two crowns, and if I don't comb it properly it looks conspicuously like a bald spot!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 20 April, 2016, 11:10:20 AM
Meh I've had a few grey hairs since I was 18 and they've only got more at the temples in the pursuing decade.

Lots of gingers on here apparently..  ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: NapalmKev on 20 April, 2016, 11:45:41 AM
My mum and her three sisters all turned pure grey at the age of 16! My older brother started losing his hair in his mid-twenties! I'm 38 and have thick long blonde hair down to my arse! I do have white hairs in my beard which is ok because it makes me look like a clown distinguished.

Cheers
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 20 April, 2016, 01:55:09 PM
I'm still mostly ginger, but whitening at the temples. I found my first white eyebrow hair the other day. It didn't stay long. I hope they don't come in too slowly or else I'll look like a seal from plucking them out.  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 21 April, 2016, 12:20:26 PM
I still have a full head of pretty much original colour hair but my beard grows in as ginger and grey which just makes people think I dye my hair.

Additionally, the rest of my body hair appears to be migrating in an attempt to join up.   As I get older and fatter, I look more and more like a testicle when I go to the swimming baths.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 21 April, 2016, 02:03:02 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 21 April, 2016, 12:20:26 PM
Additionally, the rest of my body hair appears to be migrating in an attempt to join up.   As I get older and fatter, I look more and more like a testicle when I go to the swimming baths.

That's an image that's going to stay with haunt me. *shudder*
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin Zeal on 22 April, 2016, 10:13:43 AM
I've got a few grey hairs creeping at age of 35. The men in my family tend to go grey rather bald, which I'm pleased about.
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Post by: Goaty on 22 April, 2016, 11:30:52 AM
Today is last day at work and in Newcastle, well it hadn't hit me yet!
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Post by: Rately on 22 April, 2016, 12:40:13 PM
Have a bit of Hal Jordan streaking going on to contrast the ginger.

Quite happy with it, and not vain enough to get it covered up.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 22 April, 2016, 01:53:34 PM
Quote from: Rately on 22 April, 2016, 12:40:13 PM
Have a bit of Hal Jordan streaking going on to contrast the ginger.

Quite happy with it, and not vain enough to get it covered up.

I can tell you're a DC man rather than Marvel - I would've called it a Reed Richards streak!
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Post by: Rately on 22 April, 2016, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 April, 2016, 01:53:34 PM
Quote from: Rately on 22 April, 2016, 12:40:13 PM
Have a bit of Hal Jordan streaking going on to contrast the ginger.

Quite happy with it, and not vain enough to get it covered up.

I can tell you're a DC man rather than Marvel - I would've called it a Reed Richards streak!

Ha!

Rather bizarrely, as I was typing it out, the image I had of Hal was the cheeky scene from an issue of late nineties Hulk where Peter David and Liam Sharp snuck Hal back into comics! Albeit at a rival publisher. I'm sure DC were delighted with it.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 22 April, 2016, 09:46:03 PM
I've had an interview today (though no idea how it went yet), another next week, met another company who invited me to a social to meet e last weekend and my former company are interested in me coming back (though it may be a couple of months).  So it might take a while but things are looking up hopefully.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 22 April, 2016, 11:42:17 PM
Quote from: Something Fishy on 22 April, 2016, 09:46:03 PM
I've had an interview today (though no idea how it went yet), another next week, met another company who invited me to a social to meet e last weekend and my former company are interested in me coming back (though it may be a couple of months).  So it might take a while but things are looking up hopefully.

Good luck! Hope things work out for you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 23 April, 2016, 11:27:22 AM
Thank you  :)

It'll be good to get back to work if I can. 
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Post by: von Boom on 23 April, 2016, 02:32:29 PM
That's wonderful Fishy! Glad to hear it's going to work out for you. :)
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Post by: Dandontdare on 23 April, 2016, 03:15:37 PM
cool, sounds like you're being actively headhunted - I've never had a potential employer invite me to a social!


Life is sort of okay when things that you expect to be frustrating actually work out - I had two live webchats yesterday to  a couple of lovely tech-support people presumably in India (although there's no reason they couldn't have been UK workers with Indian names), one to TalkTalk to try and get a more up-to-date wi-fi router off them without having to pay; and one to 02 as I lost my phone service.

Both were handled quickly and efficiently and the problems  sorted in minutes - shouldn't be unusual but you hear so many customer service nightmares with ISPs and phone companies that I was pleasantly surprised!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 23 April, 2016, 10:52:35 PM
Hope so guys.  Fingers crossed  :)
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Post by: Something Fishy on 23 April, 2016, 10:55:59 PM
Good to hear of your calls dtd.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ZenArcade on 24 April, 2016, 01:04:48 AM
All sounds positive fish. Z
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 24 April, 2016, 03:48:55 PM
Cheers Zen.   Hopefully so.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 April, 2016, 11:46:40 AM
Good man, fishy, keep up the good work.

Me, I went back to martial arts last night after a year of absence. I feel like my ribcage has been pounded with a jackhammer. I think that's a good thing, but I'm not sure.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 April, 2016, 11:47:39 PM
...Nope, I tell a lie, it's not a good thing; it's still sore and I think I've cracked a rib.  A giant Frenchman drove his knuckle into it, knocking me to the floor - I didn't feel it at the time but by Christ I do now.  Still, though; I've fractured a rib before - feck all you can do about it but wait till it fixes itself.
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Post by: maryanddavid on 27 April, 2016, 11:52:38 PM
Ow! :(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 28 April, 2016, 12:50:01 PM
Ouch, Jayzuz (thats an exclamation, BTW!)!!!!!

Though it might not speed recovery i'd say still go and check up with you GO and see if you can get some stronger painkillers to wash it over.

On a more positive note, good for you getting back into the martial arts, it's been a good two years since I practiced GoJu-Ryu, i've just not had te time to set aside even 2 hours a week like I used to. Hooe this hasn't put you off all that much.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 28 April, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
Ouch Jayzus that sounds nasty.  Hope the pain eases up soon.

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Post by: Grugz on 28 April, 2016, 05:01:32 PM
As of today I am unemployed.dismissed for ill health capability ,which is fine really,just feels like 20 years wasted.still at least my stress levels should start to get back to normal now...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 28 April, 2016, 05:25:59 PM
Clearly you're taking it well Grugz if you posted it this thread and not the spugs or impediments threads. Good for you.
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Post by: Grugz on 28 April, 2016, 07:18:01 PM
gotta be positive, the place and various aspects were what made me ill in the first place so I;m best out of it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 28 April, 2016, 07:24:18 PM
Didn't someone once say 'as one door closes so another opens'?

Hang in there sir, no doubt something far better and healthier will come along.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 April, 2016, 02:57:42 AM
Best Wishes, Grugzie - try to enjoy the change of pace.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 29 April, 2016, 10:06:32 AM
Quote from: Grugz on 28 April, 2016, 07:18:01 PM
gotta be positive, the place and various aspects were what made me ill in the first place so I;m best out of it.

Exactly.

No point in continuing the grind, and leaving yourself too unwell to enjoy your life outside of work.

Good luck, and enjoy the time you have to yourself.
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Post by: Grugz on 29 April, 2016, 10:10:33 AM
cheers fellas.
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Post by: Eric Plumrose on 24 June, 2016, 05:01:33 PM
The storm clouds are gathering despite the sunshine but the Souster Woman's reports are done. Two weeks and (surprisingly) only half a bottle of the XO.
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Post by: Jim_Campbell on 05 July, 2016, 07:24:22 PM
More or less my favourite comic right now, Giant Days, just scored three nominations in the Harvey Awards (plus a fourth for the original artist, Lissa Treiman who still does the covers) to go alongside it's double nomination in the Eisners.

(Sadly, none of them is for best letterer, otherwise this post would be in the "Drokkin' Fantastic" thread.)
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Post by: Rately on 06 July, 2016, 10:21:55 AM
My wonderful fiance, who is having a pretty shitty time of it at work currently, took it upon herself to have Saga Volume 6 waiting on doorstep when i got home yesterday!

We've a dinner tonight at a wonderful restaurant, and tomorrow we celebrate a year of being engaged.

Love her to bits, and she is the best thing in my life.
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Post by: von Boom on 06 July, 2016, 02:07:05 PM
Quote from: Rately on 06 July, 2016, 10:21:55 AM
My wonderful fiance, who is having a pretty shitty time of it at work currently, took it upon herself to have Saga Volume 6 waiting on doorstep when i got home yesterday!

We've a dinner tonight at a wonderful restaurant, and tomorrow we celebrate a year of being engaged.

Love her to bits, and she is the best thing in my life.

She sounds grand. :)
Now get off yer arse and marry her already. ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 06 July, 2016, 03:06:36 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 06 July, 2016, 02:07:05 PM
Quote from: Rately on 06 July, 2016, 10:21:55 AM
My wonderful fiance, who is having a pretty shitty time of it at work currently, took it upon herself to have Saga Volume 6 waiting on doorstep when i got home yesterday!

We've a dinner tonight at a wonderful restaurant, and tomorrow we celebrate a year of being engaged.

Love her to bits, and she is the best thing in my life.

Cheers, fella! And that is the next thing on the to-do list! Set the date!

She sounds grand. :)
Now get off yer arse and marry her already. ;)
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Post by: TordelBack on 06 July, 2016, 03:44:25 PM
Gotta hang on to the good ones, no doubt about it.

My own long-suffering missus, knowing my love of nursing injured and abandoned computers, is e'en now bringing home the battered body of a15" Mac Book Pro, so that I may add it to the unblinking banks of my Antarctic Karnak-slash-shed. This only escapes the Drokkin' Fantastic thread because it is a 2006 model (variety unknown) of vague cobdition, dubious battery and no charger. But therein lies the game! To the parts bins!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 06 July, 2016, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: Rately on 06 July, 2016, 10:21:55 AM
My wonderful fiance, who is having a pretty shitty time of it at work currently, took it upon herself to have Saga Volume 6 waiting on doorstep when i got home yesterday!

We've a dinner tonight at a wonderful restaurant, and tomorrow we celebrate a year of being engaged.

Love her to bits, and she is the best thing in my life.

... and you post this in the 'life is sometimes sort of okay ...' thread?  Why not the 'Drokking fantastic' thread?  I mean, come on!  Hope you sorted her out a massive bunch of flowers lad!
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Post by: ZenArcade on 06 July, 2016, 04:56:31 PM
Hope you sorted her out a massive bunch of flowers lad!

Seconded! Z  :D
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Post by: Rately on 06 July, 2016, 05:18:45 PM
Quote from: ZenArcade on 06 July, 2016, 04:56:31 PM
Hope you sorted her out a massive bunch of flowers lad!

Seconded! Z  :D

:o

Oops!

Garage forecourt on way home tomorrow evening, graveyard failing that  :lol:
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2016, 05:52:31 PM
And they say romance is dead...
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Post by: TordelBack on 06 July, 2016, 10:19:18 PM
Flowers me arse.  A devilishly good satay, a thorough trouncing at the board game of her choice followed by a back-rub with benefits, that's the way to a woman's heart.  No?  Just my one?

Speaking as we were of romance, my salvaged Mac Book Pro turns on!  So far it looks like the HDD is knackered (have plenty of those lying about), and the screen surround cracked from what looks like a bad face-down fall, but other than that there's no signs from the screws that anyone has even tried to fix it.  Add to that it's actually Penryn Core Duo 2 from 2008, and I'm a happing camper. Once this ghastly nigh shift is over, I'll be all over it.  Now, where do we keep the bamboo skewers...   
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Post by: flip-r mk2 on 06 July, 2016, 11:33:46 PM
Ray's stone was finally put up :)
(http://i601.photobucket.com/albums/tt99/flipray09/Mobile%20Uploads/_20160706_123753_zpspf2yrx87.jpg) (http://s601.photobucket.com/user/flipray09/media/Mobile%20Uploads/_20160706_123753_zpspf2yrx87.jpg.html)

filippo
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Post by: TordelBack on 07 July, 2016, 12:49:28 AM
A nice job it is too, Flip. You did well getting it sorted within the year, if my family's appalling record is anything to go by!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 07 July, 2016, 10:07:14 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 06 July, 2016, 05:52:31 PM
And they say romance is dead...

Ha! I kid!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 07 July, 2016, 10:10:08 AM
Quote from: Tordelback on 06 July, 2016, 10:19:18 PM
Flowers me arse.  A devilishly good satay, a thorough trouncing at the board game of her choice followed by a back-rub with benefits, that's the way to a woman's heart.  No?  Just my one?


I've dinner all sorted, but i refuse to let her win at scrabble. ( she trounces me )

Bath and backrub, foot massage on list.
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Post by: Old Tankie on 07 July, 2016, 08:24:34 PM
The grandchildren are coming over on Saturday and to them I'm not a disabled, late middle-aged, deaf bloke, I'm just Grandpops and it's bloody marvellous!!
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Post by: maryanddavid on 08 July, 2016, 12:00:47 AM
That's brilliant Tankie!

Filippo, looks good, hope you and yours are doing OK.
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 19 July, 2016, 04:51:33 PM
I'm now officially one and a half months into the waiting list to be seen at Edinburgh's Gender Identity Clinic. But...the waiting list is at least ten months long, and that's one of the shortest Gender Clinic waiting lists in Britain.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 19 July, 2016, 06:24:58 PM
I'm so happy for you Taryn!  :D
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Post by: ZenArcade on 19 July, 2016, 06:27:11 PM
Good stuff Taryn. Z
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Post by: Tjm86 on 19 July, 2016, 09:00:26 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 07 July, 2016, 08:24:34 PM
The grandchildren are coming over on Saturday and to them I'm not a disabled, late middle-aged, deaf bloke, I'm just Grandpops and it's bloody marvellous!!

Bollocks, my kids have the same view.  What will my grandchildren think?
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Post by: Taryn Tailz on 20 July, 2016, 02:55:23 AM
And things have suddenly gotten a whole lot better.

Tonight I received a message from the Gender Clinic saying 'If you have been referred to us from April 2016 onwards, we expect to offer you an appointment within 6 months.'

As I was referred at the beginning of June, I've suddenly had six months knocked off my waiting time. :) :) :)
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 20 July, 2016, 08:43:10 AM
Nice one, Taryn.
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Post by: Trent on 20 July, 2016, 09:04:52 AM
Lying in bed in our new home in the Lakes listening to the pouring rain.
Been feeling tired since the move but had my latest chemo yesterday and my CEA factor is only 6 so the cancer remains asleep for now. Great stuff.
Have an incredible wife (even if she is from 'up North') but miss our lad who is still currently down South.
Guy buying our old house declared last week he wanted to complete this one and has now decided he would like us to pay half his extra stamp duty on his additional home so that fucked us off. Cheeky prick can sod off obviously. Not sure why he thinks I would rather spend £6k on subsidising his property portfolio rather rhan say have a trip to the US, but there you go.
Good and bad, but overall I'm a happy boy.
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Post by: Grugz on 20 July, 2016, 10:21:44 AM
you're a northerner now ya racist bastich! LOL ,the lakes are lovely in any weather.
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Post by: Trent on 20 July, 2016, 10:43:17 AM
I like to think of it as intellectual snobbery rather than racism.
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Post by: Grugz on 20 July, 2016, 03:16:42 PM
its quite alright ,no one expects you southerners to be as clever as us norts.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 20 July, 2016, 06:50:52 PM
Sounds a lovely place to be Trent.  Good luck in your continuing treatment.
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Post by: Trent on 20 July, 2016, 06:56:39 PM
You may have a point Grugz, the Southers always seem to need some genetic freak to help them defeat the Norts.
Not quite sure if Bojo counts or who's side he is on. I think he has the same problem, apart from being on Team Boris obviously.
Thanks for the thoughts Fishy, it is a truly lovely spot, feels like being on holiday every day.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 20 July, 2016, 06:58:00 PM
That's lovely  :). It can be a bit like that where I live in Cornwall, though the daily grind always comes back but it is a lovely place to work in.
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Post by: Trent on 20 July, 2016, 08:54:14 PM
An insurance payout when I was diagnosed has enabled us to move and me to pack up work, so for a few years anyway I actually am on holiday.
I have the pleasing distraction of, now having moved what seems like several tonnes of 'stuff', I get to go through it all and sell off everything I don't really, really want around (or to lumber my missus with if things don't pan out).
Might be the odd bits the board may be interested in like signed stuff and the like.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 20 July, 2016, 10:23:06 PM
Oh good news for you!  That's perfect whilst you convalesce.  I hope you enjoy the next few years and get fighting fit again.

Must admit I'd love to do the same.  I have some savings with that in mind but can't do it until after my son finishes uni in a few years.  Also I've only got back from a long battle with eye problems myself so am happy to have my career back for a year or 3  :)
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Post by: Trent on 20 July, 2016, 10:31:07 PM
The prognosis is not great but if I do ever go back to work it'll be doing something that I want after a lifetime of unfulfilling accountancy which unfortunately I turned out to be quite good at even if I mostly found it unengaging.
I hope your work is something you enjoy, but really the greatest boon in life is choice.
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Post by: Jim_Campbell on 21 July, 2016, 06:58:39 PM
According to today's echocardiogram, it turns out I don't have hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. Which is nice.

(This is an inheritable condition that causes thickening of the ventricle walls and can cause arrhythmia and, eventually, heart attacks. The male sides of both parents' families are a catalogue of early deaths from heart attack, so I don't mind admitting that it's been a bit of a worry since finding out it was a possibility. Gawd bless the NHS for the notification/referral/screening procedure that settled it all today.)
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Post by: Something Fishy on 21 July, 2016, 09:02:57 PM
Nice one Jim  :D
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Post by: Trent on 21 July, 2016, 09:49:31 PM
Good news Jim, guess that explains your curmudgeonness. All sweetness and light from now on eh?
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Post by: TordelBack on 21 July, 2016, 09:50:28 PM
I sense an epic barbeque in your immediate future. Nice one Jim!
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Post by: Jim_Campbell on 21 July, 2016, 10:04:29 PM
Quote from: Trent on 21 July, 2016, 09:49:31 PM
Good news Jim, guess that explains your curmudgeonness. All sweetness and light from now on eh?

[spoiler]Fuck[/spoiler] off, you [spoiler]cunt[/spoiler]. :-)

Ahem. I meant: yes. Absolutely.
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Post by: Trent on 21 July, 2016, 11:33:26 PM
I can see the difference already.
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Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 22 July, 2016, 09:05:53 AM
God, I didn't even know you were ill! :o Well good news there and keep firing the flak! Trent too and anyone else who is having health problems on this forum. Blimey a bit scary I'm paranoid about my own health now.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 23 July, 2016, 03:47:15 PM
I was an extra in Vikings yesterday - I'd auditioned for the laugh and a laugh I truly did have.  I was given full Viking gear including sword and shield, and put on guard duty at the hall where King Harald was throwing an almighty feast / piss-up (for his utterly beautiful new wife - it was all I could do to keep my tongue from unrolling on the floor when she walked through the doors I was 'guarding').  Amazing set  design and props and great camaraderie amongst the  extras (mostly bikers and metalheads, naturally enough - I'm neither but I look like both).
I've done a bit of extra work in the past and it was mind-numbingly boring; but this was fun.

EDIT - Glad you're in the clear, Jim.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 24 July, 2016, 11:48:03 PM
Good news, Jim. Best wishes from one tw*t to another ;-)

Nice one, JBC!
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Post by: Trent on 04 August, 2016, 10:34:30 AM
Good stuff Jayzus, love all the workings behind films and tv. Saw Lewis Collins prang his car by accident filming the Professionals when I was on a lunchbreak at school and close to forty years later you almost think you imagined it until I picked up the 4th BluRay set and the incident is there in black and white in the accompanying book. Only difference is that I thought it was a VW Beetle he reversed into, turns out it was a Polo. Nice to have a seemingly apocryphal tale from your youth authenticated.
Less okay was my oncologist giving me about 12 months yesterday, 18 with a following wind. No way am I going anywhere until the Mega Collection is done. I want a fucking extension!
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Post by: Mardroid on 05 August, 2016, 08:42:47 AM
Sad to read that Trent, but that's the spirit!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 05 August, 2016, 09:24:35 AM
Yes, challenging news, Trent - but with plenty of bicarb, a positive attitude and regular infusions of thrill-power, who knows? All the best to you.
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Post by: Link Prime on 05 August, 2016, 10:28:58 AM
Sorry to hear that, Trent- best of luck to you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Spikes on 05 August, 2016, 10:45:34 AM
I'm sorry to hear that as well, the absolute best of luck to you, Trent.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 05 August, 2016, 11:22:08 AM
Sad news Trent, best of luck.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 05 August, 2016, 12:04:07 PM
Fucking hell, Trent, sorry to hear that. I really am.

My Dad starts Chemo next week on his leukemia, second go around. He's 77 so nothing too agressive but it's not going to be nice.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 05 August, 2016, 01:02:44 PM
Thats some blow, Trent, but thats a true squaxx attitude if ever I knew it!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 05 August, 2016, 01:25:56 PM
Trent your a fighter. Good luck from a truly stunned squaxx.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 05 August, 2016, 01:50:04 PM
Feck that, Trent, that is bloody rough. The very best of luck with that following wind, mate.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Steve Green on 05 August, 2016, 06:29:22 PM
All the best Trent.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 05 August, 2016, 08:37:33 PM
Sorry to hear about the news Trent.
Adoring your attitude though - keep it up, and the best of luck to you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 05 August, 2016, 09:29:17 PM
...because I got knocked over by a bus today, and walked away with a sore ankle and ripped trousers.

The driver insisted on calling an ambulance. I felt kind of foolish but mostly lucky sitting in it; the paramedics were quite relieved, though ("you don't expect there to be no blood if you get a shout that someone's been hit by a bus").
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 05 August, 2016, 09:47:48 PM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 05 August, 2016, 09:29:17 PM
...because I got knocked over by a bus today, and walked away with a sore ankle and ripped trousers.

The driver insisted on calling an ambulance. I felt kind of foolish but mostly lucky sitting in it; the paramedics were quite relieved, though ("you don't expect there to be no blood if you get a shout that someone's been hit by a bus").

Well glad your okay Enigmatic despite the scary moment.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 06 August, 2016, 02:57:41 AM
A woman just hit me for being a capitalist  (for getting some money out of a cashpoint). I asked her what country manufacured her hair dye and she went fuck ing mental,  punched me,  kicked me and her boyfriend apologetically carted her off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 06 August, 2016, 03:37:22 AM
Glad you're okay, Dr X. The ambulance was a good idea in case of concussion or internal injuries masked by shock - no need to feel foolish about it at all.

Ouch, James - sounds scary.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 06 August, 2016, 11:19:15 AM
Quote from: JamesC on 06 August, 2016, 02:57:41 AM
A woman just hit me for being a capitalist  (for getting some money out of a cashpoint). I asked her what country manufacured her hair dye and she went fuck ing mental,  punched me,  kicked me and her boyfriend apologetically carted her off.

No scars I hope if very unsettling. Such incidents always come out of nowhere when your usually unprepared and least expect them. Sounds nasty though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 06 August, 2016, 11:31:15 AM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 05 August, 2016, 09:29:17 PM
...because I got knocked over by a bus today, and walked away with a sore ankle and ripped trousers.

The driver insisted on calling an ambulance. I felt kind of foolish but mostly lucky sitting in it; the paramedics were quite relieved, though ("you don't expect there to be no blood if you get a shout that someone's been hit by a bus").

glad your ok, a few times the local firm seemed to have a game of "pull in to the stop as suddenly as possible and try to clip the person waiting with the wing mirror" got within a hairs breadth of getting took out...literally it brushed the front of my hair.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Zarjazzer on 06 August, 2016, 11:31:58 AM
Hope you're both okay Enigmatic Dr X and JamesC. Unpleasant incidents both. Shaken, but not stirred hopefully...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 06 August, 2016, 11:56:45 AM
Glad you both walked away from your incidents E-D-X and James C. Very frightening for you both.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because.
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 06 August, 2016, 09:06:09 PM
Quote from: Trent on 04 August, 2016, 10:34:30 AM

Less okay was my oncologist giving me about 12 months yesterday, 18 with a following wind. No way am I going anywhere until the Mega Collection is done. I want a fucking extension!

Only read this now.  Jesus.  Really sorry to hear about that - hope your oncologist has grossly underestimated there.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 06 August, 2016, 10:48:01 PM
Really sorry to hear it Trent.  I hope you keep as well as you can for as long as possible and can enjoy as much as possible of your time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: DMRiley on 07 August, 2016, 03:54:34 PM
...In my previous time on the forum ages ago, I forgot to mention that I have an interest for crossdressing. This includes a realistic hair wig, makeup, clothing, and footwear too. Sometimes, I start to look androgynous, when I'm quite smooth and my hair starts growing quite abit. By the way, Im continuing to master my makeup skills whenever I can.

...I may draw up a comicstrip style self portrait of my female self  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 07 August, 2016, 06:20:57 PM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 05 August, 2016, 09:29:17 PM
...because I got knocked over by a bus today, and walked away with a sore ankle and ripped trousers.

Bloody hell! Glad you are ok but as others say watch out for delayed shock and other stuff.

A lot of people on this forum in scary places or embarking on big adventures. I do hope you all do well but you really need to look up the definitions of "ok" and "impediments".

Actually, thinking about it, the positivity is inspiring.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 07 August, 2016, 07:13:10 PM
Quote from: DMRiley on 07 August, 2016, 03:54:34 PM
...In my previous time on the forum ages ago, I forgot to mention that I have an interest for crossdressing. This includes a realistic hair wig, makeup, clothing, and footwear too. Sometimes, I start to look androgynous, when I'm quite smooth and my hair starts growing quite abit. By the way, Im continuing to master my makeup skills whenever I can.

...I may draw up a comicstrip style self portrait of my female self  ;)

is it just a cross dressing thing or is it a desire to reassign? we have someone on here for that!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trent on 07 August, 2016, 07:29:08 PM
I get what you say Dr X but the kind words from forumites help make things sort of okay. Truth is, I am very happy with my lot, I have a wonderful wife and a strapping son and feel truly blessed. It was just a bit of a kick in the teeth the other day which I felt a need to say out loud so to speak but life is actually good.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: DMRiley on 07 August, 2016, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Grugz on 07 August, 2016, 07:13:10 PM
Quote from: DMRiley on 07 August, 2016, 03:54:34 PM
...In my previous time on the forum ages ago, I forgot to mention that I have an interest for crossdressing. This includes a realistic hair wig, makeup, clothing, and footwear too. Sometimes, I start to look androgynous, when I'm quite smooth and my hair starts growing quite abit. By the way, Im continuing to master my makeup skills whenever I can.

...I may draw up a comicstrip style self portrait of my female self  ;)

is it just a cross dressing thing or is it a desire to reassign? we have someone on here for that!

Just crossdressing, but no current desire for reassignment. Also, I have a feeling you're referring to Taryn Tailz.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 08 August, 2016, 10:39:49 AM
Well, if it's good enough for Morrison...

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/corecommendedcomics/images/b/bc/Morrison_cosplaying_as_jimmy_olsen.png/revision/latest?cb=20111007225753)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 08 August, 2016, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: DMRiley on 07 August, 2016, 07:32:51 PM
Quote from: Grugz on 07 August, 2016, 07:13:10 PM
Quote from: DMRiley on 07 August, 2016, 03:54:34 PM
...In my previous time on the forum ages ago, I forgot to mention that I have an interest for crossdressing. This includes a realistic hair wig, makeup, clothing, and footwear too. Sometimes, I start to look androgynous, when I'm quite smooth and my hair starts growing quite abit. By the way, Im continuing to master my makeup skills whenever I can.

...I may draw up a comicstrip style self portrait of my female self  ;)

is it just a cross dressing thing or is it a desire to reassign? we have someone on here for that!

Just crossdressing, but no current desire for reassignment. Also, I have a feeling you're referring to Taryn Tailz.

I was indeed,she is our only(know) trans person on here and would've been the obvious person to talk to if that had been the case.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 08 August, 2016, 05:26:01 PM
After an incredibly frustrating 17 months of putting my flat on the market, almost moving twice, selling it and moving in with parents, almost buying two houses whose owners decided to change their minds and then falling in love with a place only to realise it had loads of weird legal shit to sort through, I've finally exchanged contracts and should be moving soon! Thank Christ!

I have to add that I'm grateful to be in a position where I'm able to buy a house and to have the kind of parents who're happy to have their adult son and his girlfriend living with them for 8 months.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 08 August, 2016, 05:44:08 PM
Great news James! I may be moving in a few months and I hope I don't have to deal with the sorts of things you had to.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 08 August, 2016, 05:50:34 PM
Thanks! I hope it's smooth sailing for you - I've had 2 colleagues at work move during the same period and it all went perfectly so I think I just had a bad run of luck.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 08 August, 2016, 06:00:35 PM
Moving house is always a bit of a c*nt in my experience, and to be fair, my experiences have always been ok but still miles of fucking hassle.
I've sold 2 properties now and each one has had it's major annoyances although, in the end, everything has gone swimmingly.
It's that period between accepting an offer and exchanging contracts that has always been the biggest ball-ache as the buyer usually tries it on and knows full well you've spent thousands already so tries to get a slightly better deal with themselves.
Happened twice and twice I told them to fuck off then only for them to decide that the current deal was ok after all.
Thank fuck I'll die in the place I have now. I ain't moving unless it's in a box 7 feet by 3 feet and someone helps carry me out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 08 August, 2016, 06:01:02 PM
Oh yeah, well done James. Good stuff  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 11 August, 2016, 07:45:00 PM
I'm moving soon too. Kind of looking forward to it actually. Don't get me wrong, I like where I live, but I like the idea of moving out of London. Okay, Dartford isn't far from London, but where we'll be is right next door to the countryside.

A bit worried too as a lot of stuff to clear out. I'll probably put my physical  progs up for sale as I'll likely not go through them, and I'll likely get collections of stories I'll want to keep.

So much junk I need to sort through as well... I've been putting it off and I'll need to get a spur on soon. I've put a bunch of college text books on eBay, but is suspect they'll end up sold down the road or in a charity shop. Heh.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 12 August, 2016, 07:40:15 AM
Me and my partner are just waiting for the mortgage to be confirmed, then, fingers crossed, we are moving two minutes up the road to a lovely house with a big garden and lots of potential.

As MattOfTheSpurs said, i ain't ever moving again! The current house is just a building site at moment, with our belongings strewn everywhere, and i'm not keen to repeat the process.

Best of luck to everyone else.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 12 August, 2016, 01:27:10 PM
Best of luck with the moving, all of you.

I'm about to find out today if I have a plot of land to rent or not for my own (mobile) home, which I intend to move into, clad with timber and make a sort of rustic wooden cabin out of.  After a series of crushing disappointments with other sites, I don't want to get too optimistic.  But fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 August, 2016, 02:19:47 PM
Best of luck to all peripatetic Squaxx, may your Command Modules blend in seamlessly wher'er they land.

I have so much well-paying work this summer it's looking like I'll be able to nail a good chunk of my debt problems by the end of the year, fingers crossed: slowly approaching Square One again. Of course this means I've been working day and (literally) night, and the five day stretch of holiday I'd been able to carve out between one major project and the next has now been squeezed to just one and a half. Really needed a break. Really needed the money.

A feast/famine situation. But only an eejit sees the two as equivalent.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 12 August, 2016, 05:04:47 PM
Indeed tordels.

Pleased for you mate  :D

I've now been in my job for 14 weeks after returning to full time work after such a long period of part time work and eye struggles.

Pleased to say it has gone great and I'm well settled in.  Getting very tired myself now and much looking forward to a week off in 2 weeks time. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 12:59:51 AM
Received a letter today confirming my first Gender Clinic appointment will be next month.

It's exciting, but it's also scary cos now it's starting to feel real. :0
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 06:14:34 AM
Fantastic news.  Pleased for you.

Fear / nerves / whatever is perfectly natural for any change so go with the flow.  From what you've said previously you have family / friends around who are supportive.  Keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 17 September, 2016, 12:09:59 PM
Crongrats Taryn! It must be scary, but keep in mind you are working towards your real self.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 September, 2016, 01:13:42 PM
I'm at Southport Comic Con - looking after John Wagner's table while he goes for lunch. Woo!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 September, 2016, 04:24:03 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 September, 2016, 01:13:42 PM
I'm at Southport Comic Con - looking after John Wagner's table while he goes for lunch. Woo!

Quick, rifle through his papers for clues to the great questions of our age...!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 17 September, 2016, 04:49:18 PM
.
Rearrange the letters in his name display to read John Wanger.


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 September, 2016, 05:12:17 PM
Quote from: Tordelback on 17 September, 2016, 04:24:03 PM


Quick, rifle through his papers for clues to the great questions of our age...!


And those answers are:
Yes.
Probably not.
7 and three quarter inches.
Netflix and/or HBO.
Hershey.
Cigarettes.
Certainly, if the money's right.
£3.99.
Potato cakes.
Some chickens.

***

Sad to report, not many Sandgrounders are John Wagner/Dredd/2000AD fans. I could have made a bob or two whilst standing in, though.

"Hey, can I have a photo with you?"

"Actually, I'm not..."

"Give you a fiver?"

"No, no. You see, I'm just..."

"Tenner?"

"Sod it, okay."

Then John came back and Carl Critchlow turned up so I had to leg it.

Tharg - give Carl some work! He's a great artist and a really nice guy. Hell, I'll write the scripts if you can't spare anyone...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 17 September, 2016, 06:01:14 PM
QuoteTharg - give Carl some work!

This has got me thinking - whats the situation regarding classic artists in the prog?
Does Tharg offer them work at all, or do they get in touch with Tharg if/when they fancy the work?
I know page rates can be an issue, as can certain contracts, just wondering if artists have to keep pitching to editorial or not?

Im thinking the Bollands, McMahons, Critchlows, Dillons etc.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:24 PM
Don't know anything about the logistics but Carl had a great run of Dredds and Randoms up to maybe four or five years ago. I went from actively disliking his style to absolutely loving it and it would be great to see him back.

Is that Worley Dredd with the sharks on legs the only thing he's done since Trifecta?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 06:14:34 AM
Fantastic news.  Pleased for you.

Fear / nerves / whatever is perfectly natural for any change so go with the flow.  From what you've said previously you have family / friends around who are supportive.  Keep that in mind.

I am in a fortunate position, and I am really excited about it. But there is a difference between 'you're on the waiting list for a year' to suddenly 'we'll see you next month'. :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Grugz on 17 September, 2016, 07:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 September, 2016, 01:13:42 PM
I'm at Southport Comic Con - looking after John Wagner's table while he goes for lunch. Woo!


aaarrrgh forgot this was on, got dragged round blackpool by the family!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 07:46:55 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
... there is a difference between 'you're on the waiting list for a year' to suddenly 'we'll see you next month'. :P

"The murmurs ebb; onto the stage I enter.
I am trying, standing in the door,
To discover in the distant echoes
What the coming years may hold in store.

The nocturnal darkness with a thousand
Binoculars is focused onto me.
Take away this cup, O Abba Father,
Everything is possible to thee.

I am fond of this thy stubborn project,
And to play my part I am content.
But another drama is in progress,
And, this once, O let me be exempt.

But the plan of action is determined,
And the end irrevocably sealed.
I am alone; all round me drowns in falsehood:
Life is not a walk across a field"

Pasternak

(Sorry, massive fan of Soviet era Russian poetry.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 September, 2016, 08:40:54 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 07:46:55 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
... there is a difference between 'you're on the waiting list for a year' to suddenly 'we'll see you next month'. :P

"The murmurs ebb; onto the stage I enter.
I am trying, standing in the door,
To discover in the distant echoes
What the coming years may hold in store.

The nocturnal darkness with a thousand
Binoculars is focused onto me.
Take away this cup, O Abba Father,
Everything is possible to thee.

I am fond of this thy stubborn project,
And to play my part I am content.
But another drama is in progress,
And, this once, O let me be exempt.

But the plan of action is determined,
And the end irrevocably sealed.
I am alone; all round me drowns in falsehood:
Life is not a walk across a field"

Pasternak

(Sorry, massive fan of Soviet era Russian poetry.)

That's exactly what I was going to say.

Er, sorry. Fair play, Taryn, that's great news.

Just out of interest, what will happen during the appointment? None of my business of course, and please feel free to tell me to feck off, but I honestly do find the whole thing really interesting, it being a topic I know practically nothing about.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Frank on 17 September, 2016, 09:01:11 PM
Quote from: 5000 on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:24 PM
Is that Worley Dredd with the sharks on legs the only thing he's done since Trifecta?

I forgot about that. Critchlow drew Matt Smith's Anderson series for IDW, which is metaphorically working for Tharg:


(http://project-nerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/JD-Anderson-Psi-Division-01-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 07:46:55 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
... there is a difference between 'you're on the waiting list for a year' to suddenly 'we'll see you next month'. :P

"The murmurs ebb; onto the stage I enter.
I am trying, standing in the door,
To discover in the distant echoes
What the coming years may hold in store.

The nocturnal darkness with a thousand
Binoculars is focused onto me.
Take away this cup, O Abba Father,
Everything is possible to thee.

I am fond of this thy stubborn project,
And to play my part I am content.
But another drama is in progress,
And, this once, O let me be exempt.

But the plan of action is determined,
And the end irrevocably sealed.
I am alone; all round me drowns in falsehood:
Life is not a walk across a field"

Pasternak

(Sorry, massive fan of Soviet era Russian poetry.)

I'm delighted to have provided you with the opportunity to present us with some. ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 09:14:53 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 17 September, 2016, 08:40:54 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 07:46:55 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 06:16:41 PM
... there is a difference between 'you're on the waiting list for a year' to suddenly 'we'll see you next month'. :P

"The murmurs ebb; onto the stage I enter.
I am trying, standing in the door,
To discover in the distant echoes
What the coming years may hold in store.

The nocturnal darkness with a thousand
Binoculars is focused onto me.
Take away this cup, O Abba Father,
Everything is possible to thee.

I am fond of this thy stubborn project,
And to play my part I am content.
But another drama is in progress,
And, this once, O let me be exempt.

But the plan of action is determined,
And the end irrevocably sealed.
I am alone; all round me drowns in falsehood:
Life is not a walk across a field"

Pasternak

(Sorry, massive fan of Soviet era Russian poetry.)

That's exactly what I was going to say.

Er, sorry. Fair play, Taryn, that's great news.

Just out of interest, what will happen during the appointment? None of my business of course, and please feel free to tell me to feck off, but I honestly do find the whole thing really interesting, it being a topic I know practically nothing about.

Not at all. There's nothing wrong with curiosity, so long as it's polite (seriously, so many people immediately think the contents of your trousers are open for discussion).
I'm not 100% sure exactly what will happen during the initial appointment, but most likely it will involve discussing my life history, particularly as regards to Gender Dysphoria, and the Dr getting as much information about me as possible. Then at some point I'll have a meeting with a psychiatrist, and then a plan of action will be drawn up (hormone replacement therapy, voice therapy, etc). I don't want any surgery, so I'll have to make sure they make a note of that. :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 17 September, 2016, 09:31:39 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 09:06:33 PM


I'm delighted to have provided you with the opportunity to present us with some. ;)

Hey, you want to try Anna Akhamtova.  Poem Without A Hero is positively sublime!

"there is no first, fourth or fortieth version.  What I have written, I have written."

Unfortunately it doesn't work too well as a quote to management that want a rewrite for some reason.   ::)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 18 September, 2016, 11:01:56 AM
A local drunk made some unwelcome remarks as we made our way home laden with shopping but Zarjazzer was in a mood and gave him some searching advise to say the least. We walked our way and he continued on his perambulation but I must admit I felt a great surge of Adrenalin and a grim satisfaction at seeing someone who appeared to abuse people whenever he had the inclination effectively withdrawing from the field. I'm a bit shocked by this reaction since the drunk was very inebriated and probably had some troubles in his life and it's not as if he was aggressive, just annoying yet I could feel the blood pumping in my heart, the dull anger at the slight he'd put upon us. There is something dark in human nature and the devil is always closer to home than you think. Is this how Policemen, Security guards, Soldiers even feel in dispensing an enemy? It surely can't be right to feel you've bettered a drunk can it? Yet that's how it felt for a moment.  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 19 September, 2016, 10:54:23 AM
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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 September, 2016, 02:21:28 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 17 September, 2016, 09:14:53 PM

Not at all. There's nothing wrong with curiosity, so long as it's polite (seriously, so many people immediately think the contents of your trousers are open for discussion).
I'm not 100% sure exactly what will happen during the initial appointment, but most likely it will involve discussing my life history, particularly as regards to Gender Dysphoria, and the Dr getting as much information about me as possible. Then at some point I'll have a meeting with a psychiatrist, and then a plan of action will be drawn up (hormone replacement therapy, voice therapy, etc). I don't want any surgery, so I'll have to make sure they make a note of that. :P

Cheers, Taryn!  I suppose the no surgery option kind of has to be clear from the outset  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 21 September, 2016, 12:45:52 AM
Thanks for sharing - I've had a few friends go through re-assignment (MtF, FtM and to varying degrees), though not close enough to have had a detailed run-down of the process.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 21 September, 2016, 02:52:14 AM
30 days and counting...well, 29 technically as it is well past midnight.

Must admit to having something of a moment tonight. One second I was incredibly excited about the Gender Clinic and wished it was happening sooner, then I just kind of...crashed.

I know I've always been uncomfortable and felt like I didn't fit as a male, and I know that I've always envied and wished to be seen as female, but I do worry. Will I pass once I'm on hormones? What happens if I don't pass and can't go back, ending up trapped as neither one thing nor the other? I'm certain I never want surgery, so does that I mean I shouldn't even be doing this? But then, I wouldn't even have got this far had there not been an issue with my gender identity already. I've had it confirmed by a psychologist and there's the very real possibility that my hormones are naturally closer to female than male anyway, hence why I'm built more like a female in the first place. I know I don't like masculinity, but is that enough? I guess these are just the questions that run through your head when you're alone.

Anyway, I'm sure that's the whole point of the clinic; to ascertain what's best for me and proceed from there. Not like they're gonna tie me down and start hacking away at me the moment I step through the door. :P haha

Once again I want to reiterate how grateful I am for the support I've been given on here. It means a lot to have the support of other people, who aren't also trans. It really is much appreciated. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 September, 2016, 07:30:52 AM
FWIW, the future is generally scary, Taryn, and,  added to that, you're taking a big step, which is also scary. I'd say it's perfectly natural to question yourself and fret a bit.

You aren't the first person to go through this and the folk at the clinic will have the training and experience to help you through it all. Maybe it would help you to keep a diary of your thoughts and feelings, getting this kind of stuff out of your head and onto paper can make things seem less scary.

Whether you decide to go ahead with the process right away, or wait a while, or change your mind, doesn't matter to me. You will have my support and understanding regardless.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 21 September, 2016, 04:00:38 PM
Thank you Shark. That means a lot, it really does. :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 September, 2016, 04:27:11 PM
Some of you may remember how I was scammed out of €1500 earlier this year.  While I have no idea how far the polis went with my own case, it would seem my man won't be duping anyone else for a year or two.  I won't get my money back but I'm glad other people will be safe from him for a while.  Enjoy your new home, Liam.  Prick.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/year-in-jail-for-duping-2400-out-of-victims-422422.html (http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/year-in-jail-for-duping-2400-out-of-victims-422422.html)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 26 September, 2016, 06:18:22 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 26 September, 2016, 04:27:11 PM
Some of you may remember how I was scammed out of €1500 earlier this year.  While I have no idea how far the polis went with my own case, it would seem my man won't be duping anyone else for a year or two.  I won't get my money back but I'm glad other people will be safe from him for a while.  Enjoy your new home, Liam.  Prick.

http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/year-in-jail-for-duping-2400-out-of-victims-422422.html (http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/year-in-jail-for-duping-2400-out-of-victims-422422.html)

Excellent news! Although I'm not sure how I feel about a convicted conman studying psychology while in prison...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 September, 2016, 11:44:40 PM
That's exactly what I thought  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 26 September, 2016, 11:56:58 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 21 September, 2016, 02:52:14 AM
Once again I want to reiterate how grateful I am for the support I've been given on here. It means a lot to have the support of other people, who aren't also trans. It really is much appreciated. :)

Here's the thing... one of my friends of longest standing transitioned a year or so ago. I'll be upfront about this: I can't entirely get my head around it. It's something so far outside my frame of reference that I genuinely struggle to get to grips with it, but a gay friend of mine* observed that the the key pitfall of the transgender transition is that you project everything that's wrong with your life onto your gender identity and when you DO transition, it turns out 90% of that shit had nothing to do with your gender identity and it's still basically crap.

Which is NOT to say that I'm trying to discourage you... but you should be aware of placing more importance on this specific issue than, maybe, it strictly deserves.


*I mention his gayness simply because he drew a parallel between his teenage belief that, if he only came out, everything that was making him miserable would magically be solved, and our mutual friend's belief that his life would be immeasurably better once he transitioned. Sadly, it's not that simple...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 27 September, 2016, 10:09:22 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 26 September, 2016, 11:56:58 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 21 September, 2016, 02:52:14 AM
Once again I want to reiterate how grateful I am for the support I've been given on here. It means a lot to have the support of other people, who aren't also trans. It really is much appreciated. :)

Here's the thing... one of my friends of longest standing transitioned a year or so ago. I'll be upfront about this: I can't entirely get my head around it. It's something so far outside my frame of reference that I genuinely struggle to get to grips with it, but a gay friend of mine* observed that the the key pitfall of the transgender transition is that you project everything that's wrong with your life onto your gender identity and when you DO transition, it turns out 90% of that shit had nothing to do with your gender identity and it's still basically crap.

Which is NOT to say that I'm trying to discourage you... but you should be aware of placing more importance on this specific issue than, maybe, it strictly deserves.


*I mention his gayness simply because he drew a parallel between his teenage belief that, if he only came out, everything that was making him miserable would magically be solved, and our mutual friend's belief that his life would be immeasurably better once he transitioned. Sadly, it's not that simple...

Thanks Jim. :)

I'm well aware that it can be easy to think transitioning will fix everything, but I've been well educated by my support group, and know I shall still be the same person when I reach the other side, with the same interests and the same flaws.

It will, hopefully, fix my lifelong discomfort with being male, my lifelong desire to be seen as being female, and I hope will help fix my aversion to myself, which has meant I avoid mirrors (which cause me a great deal of distress) and haven't had my photograph taken for three years now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 27 September, 2016, 10:16:06 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 26 September, 2016, 11:56:58 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 21 September, 2016, 02:52:14 AM
Once again I want to reiterate how grateful I am for the support I've been given on here. It means a lot to have the support of other people, who aren't also trans. It really is much appreciated. :)

Here's the thing... one of my friends of longest standing transitioned a year or so ago. I'll be upfront about this: I can't entirely get my head around it. It's something so far outside my frame of reference that I genuinely struggle to get to grips with it,

The easiest way I can think of helping someone understand it is this:

Imagine you woke up tomorrow morning and everybody suddenly started to act as though you were a woman. Your friends, family, colleagues etc, all begin to refer to you as she. Your wardrobe is entirely female clothing and make-up, which look ridiculous to you when you look in the mirror, because you still see a man staring back, even though everyone else assures you you look normal. You know you're a man, you see a man, you've always been a man, but everyone else now sees a woman.

Wouldn't you then want to change things to make you feel more comfortable in your own body? To wear male clothes and lose the make-up etc? To assert your masculinity?

This is how it feels for a transgender person everyday. Sure, they may not have biologically been the gender they identify with, but research is increasingly showing that transgender peoples brains more closely resemble the gender they identify as, than as the gender they were assigned with.

Hope this helps give a bit of context. :)
(Though when we're all cyborgs it won't matter anyway.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 September, 2016, 10:20:15 PM
I have fillings.  Which makes me a cyborg already. No, it does.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 27 September, 2016, 10:21:12 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 September, 2016, 10:20:15 PM
I have fillings.  Which makes me a cyborg already. No, it does.

Only if they pick up radio waves. :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 September, 2016, 10:31:55 PM
Quote from: Taryn Tailz on 27 September, 2016, 10:21:12 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 September, 2016, 10:20:15 PM
I have fillings.  Which makes me a cyborg already. No, it does.

Only if they pick up radio waves. :P

As long as it's not Cool Johnny Cool on Radio Radio Radio  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 11 October, 2016, 01:37:39 AM
Client posts new poster artwork to Twitter, thereby declaring they're actually an ex-client now. Artwork has a typo.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 11 October, 2016, 10:23:39 AM
As in, they're using someone else?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 11 October, 2016, 11:35:02 AM
Quote from: Theblazeuk on 11 October, 2016, 10:23:39 AM
As in, they're using someone else?

If it is that, I personally wouldn't automatically make them my ex-client. As I type I'm working in a restaurant that once blatantly painted over a mural I did with another one by a different artist when they re-designed the place.  But they still employ me now and again, they pay reasonably well and they always give me free breakfasts and dinners.  (Just enjoyed a very nice full Irish breakfast, thanks very much.)

That said, I don't know your exact circumstances, Banners - some clients can really take the piss.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Banners on 11 October, 2016, 02:02:52 PM
Yeah, using someone else for his printing.

It happens—I get it every now and then, and I use different suppliers for different things of course. And yes, people come back to you so there's no point being upset.

What grates in this instance is that I had to hold the guy's hand through his first couple of jobs (he didn't know what "A3" meant for example), and I spent a lot of time getting his artwork print-ready, which I didn't charge for, and doubled a print run at no extra cost as I could see he was just starting out. This all done via emails typically late at night and outside normal hours. He subsequently wrote "your customer service is phenomenal!".

It's also a specifically annoying on Twitter when he knows we follow them, so I'm going to see it. A bit like your ex turning up to your Local with her new fella.

Anyway, the artwork spells their web address wrong—which I spotted straight away. Let's hope their new printer spotted it too.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 12 October, 2016, 12:12:00 PM
Quote from: Banners on 11 October, 2016, 02:02:52 PMA bit like your ex turning up to your Local with her new fella.


:)

I have to admit I did feel a bit like that when I saw my murals had been painted over. To be honest, I probably would have been more pissed off but the client was Chinese, and having lived in Beijing, I know that the Chinese approach to business is a bit different from the Western one.  That said, I've just been chatting at length to the same client (not 5 minutes ago, in fact) and I get on extremely well with him this days.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Taryn Tailz on 12 October, 2016, 06:01:40 PM
Only 8 days to go until my appointment now. Eep. :P
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 13 October, 2016, 02:18:35 PM
Good luck Taryn!

Lady Geoffery and I went from being "curious about owning rats" to "proud owners of five rats" with alarming speed in the last few months - they're adorable creatures; curious, playful, affectionate and intelligent. The downside of these fluffy gets is that they don't last long - and with some horror one of them scratched her little eye last week and it became infected with such terrifying speed that she was in surgery less than a week later having it out.  :o Just heard word from the vet that little Janeway (Geoffery named her - as her curiosity is enough to get her stuck in the delta quadrant) survived the procedure and seems perky albeit cyclopic.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtoDS-PXEAAvEw9.jpg:large)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 13 October, 2016, 02:34:41 PM
CFM- Rats are amazing pets. The ones we owned completely changed my mind about the suitability of rats as pets. Amazing creatures that, in my opinion, are very capable of giving affection.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 13 October, 2016, 03:04:37 PM
Are the others called Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Archer?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 13 October, 2016, 04:31:23 PM
We foster rescued small animals for a local charity. Had 9 baby males and then 5 young females in one month (for a very brief period 2 males and the 5 females in at the same time, very croweded for a 1 bed flat).

Lovely creatures, if a little bit smelly when the pheromones get going. Males were much friendlier and sociable than the females (but smellier) and all lovely.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 13 October, 2016, 05:50:57 PM
I used to have a gerbil (inspired by the Rat King from The Ballad of Halo Jones Book II) and called him Kititirik Tikrikitit (inspired by Kit from The Ballad of Halo Jones Book II).

I later had rats, which turned out to be brother and sister instead of brother and brother...

Very shortly after I had lots of rats.

Interesting fact - female rats can keep back a fertilised egg while they have a litter.  This happened, twice.  Three litters even though the male and female were separated immediately after we realised what was going on!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 13 October, 2016, 06:26:43 PM
Ours are all ladies and so therefore less smell, there's less chance of babies but in terms of affection they're markedly less interested - tis summarized by this post on the excellently helpful Australian Dapper Rat website (http://www.dapper.com.au/index.htm) "Don't be upset if your rat won't endure extensive cuddling... specifically female rats, who typically are constantly on the go, having things to do, places to see, stuff to chew, etc". They still show it though, and always make it fairly obvious when they're over the moon to see you which is endearing as fuck.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 13 October, 2016, 03:04:37 PM
Are the others called Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Archer?

The names are rather more piecemeal - in that image above it's Janeway, Miriam Margoyles and FLABBERGAST THE BATTLERAT. The two others are much younger and both white - one Lady Geoffery named Spiral after the six-armed mutant witch from X'Men's Mojoworld (<3 milady) the other I named Selina after Julia Louis Dreyfus's narcissistic vice president from the alarmingly prescient Veep series by Armando Iannucci.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: CrazyFoxMachine on 14 October, 2016, 09:30:46 AM
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 13 October, 2016, 02:18:35 PMsurvived the procedure and seems perky albeit cyclopic.

Was what the vet told us - we got her back early the evening and the anesthetic had taken full dominion over her tiny rat mind. She was flopping everywhere it was quite disturbing- but we read "up to 24 hours" after the op she'd be like this so we gave us some mushed banana for strength and a shallow dish of water.

This morning she was stone cold and gone. We were quick to dash into rat ownership and the dark side of that deal was quick to appear too it seems. Poor blighter - this whole thing is now on an inappropriate thread.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 14 October, 2016, 10:22:54 AM
Horrible stuff, sorry for your troubles Owen. As Alan Moore has recently reminded me, every new life already contains its own death, and at the accelerated pace of the small furry those one billion allotted heartbeats don't take long to pass. Less time even than that, when anaesthetic enters the equation.

Are you going to search the Clara Pandy for a successor?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 15 October, 2016, 08:18:32 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 14 October, 2016, 10:22:54 AM
Horrible stuff, sorry for your troubles Owen. As Alan Moore has recently reminded me, every new life already contains its own death, and at the accelerated pace of the small furry those one billion allotted heartbeats don't take long to pass. Less time even than that, when anaesthetic enters the equation.

Are you going to search the Clara Pandy for a successor?

It's not easy to catch a rat - you'd need somebody to help catch one.  Try to get, y'know, that person, wozzname, they might help,  Thingy, you know the person...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 November, 2016, 09:06:12 AM
I went out for Halloween, got insanely realistic scars from a professional make-up artist, and had a mad night out clubbing with said make-up artist and her friend (both of whom were sort of kind of really hot, and dressed to kill).

Sadly, I woke up feeling very hung-over and way too old for that kind of thing, with the grim and lingering knowledge that I'm a single ageing raver and both girls are married to men who aren't me.

Totally worth it though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 01 November, 2016, 11:44:38 AM
I rarely get a chance to enjoy Halloween as my job for the last decade had a crazy busy monthend so I was always working late. Not anymore though so last night I got the chance to get dressed up with the kids and take them out. I never knew that my street was crazy about this and there were gardens decked out and pumpkins everywhere. The boys got a massive haul and my Mrs said we had about 50 kids at the door while I was out. My pumpkins were the best.  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 01 November, 2016, 12:47:53 PM
Quote from: Satanist on 01 November, 2016, 11:44:38 AM
My pumpkins were the best.  :)
Pics or no dice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 01 November, 2016, 01:40:40 PM
if you insist  ;)

(http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l626/SpartacusHughes/PUMPKINS%202016_zpsyp3nnzim.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 November, 2016, 01:46:03 PM
Bloody Hell. You've met my ex-wife, then?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 01 November, 2016, 01:54:56 PM
did she also have a couple of large pumpkins?  :lol:

Me and my lads...

(http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l626/SpartacusHughes/DSC_0073_zpslmaqbm5j.jpg)

Really need to make an effort with costumes next year now that I can.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 November, 2016, 02:02:08 PM
No but her vagina was haunted. I jest, of course. No ghost would want to live in so cold and lifeless a place.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 01 November, 2016, 02:37:37 PM
(http://www.the-isb.com/images/Tarot53e.jpg)

From the stupidity that is Tarot http://www.the-isb.com/?p=980
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 November, 2016, 03:49:14 PM
So has Halloween overtaken Guy Fawkes' night in terms of popularity in the UK?  While I prefer the idea of Halloween (a pagan festival that Christianity couldn't get rid of!) Bonfire Night is kind of cool too (partly thanks to Alan Moore and David Lloyd).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 01 November, 2016, 04:07:54 PM
I think it is because barely anyone seems to organise Bonfire night on ACTUAL BONFIRE NIGHT, even when it's on bloody Saturday.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 01 November, 2016, 04:19:40 PM
Halloween is certainly more popular around my way. Probably because it's just more fun.
The last time I saw a 'penny for the guy' was around the early 90s I think!
We aren't allowed unlicensed bonfires anymore and the council doesn't really bother. We have some fireworks displays (when you've seen one, you've seen 'em all) - usually held in a field with a few overpriced burger vans and rubbish fairground rides.
The council Halloween festivities are much better (and probably easier, safer and cheaper to organise), usually involving a pumpkin parade, smoke machines, some pretty good costumes and someone playing Ghostbusters and The Monster Mash over a PA.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 01 November, 2016, 04:49:44 PM
Yeah even as a kid I found fireworks boring. You go to the Glasgow Green one and its cold, mobbed, pricey and then you have to fight passed a huge mob to try and get home. Pure pish!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 November, 2016, 09:48:58 PM
We always used to burn an effigy of a witch on the Halloween bonfire, in the same way you do with Guy Fawkes. Don't know if anyone does that any more.  It was always worth watching her sizzle and melt, even if it was a practice clearly derived from medieval campaigns of violence against women. Still, though, eh?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 01 November, 2016, 11:40:35 PM
Must be an east west thing JBC, no bonfires on this side.
Bonfires night is in June!
  When we were kids it was calling to houses in the area and you might get a bit of cash or fruit, but some of the calling contingent would have to have some form of party piece to preform!   
If any household gave nothing of were judged stingy they would endure endless ringing doorbells etc for the night.
Turnips were carved, pumpkins have nearly totally taken over, but its still common enough to see them carver.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 02 November, 2016, 01:36:01 AM
Turnip lanterns, 'guising', (with party pieces required depending on which house you visited), and dooking for apples aroond these pairts, where it's still just as popular as it always was, but pumpkins do proliferate.

I noticed something a bit weird a couple of years ago when I did an image search for "Scottish Hallowe'en". Up popped loads of post/greetings cards from a hundred years ago or so covered in bagpipes and thistles and folk in kilts taking part in Hallowe'en activities, but with pumpkins all over the place instead of turnips. I can only assume the cards are American and at that point in time the celtic origins of the day were more widely known than they seem to be these days.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 02 November, 2016, 02:11:46 PM
Quote from: M.I.K. on 02 November, 2016, 01:36:01 AM
I noticed something a bit weird a couple of years ago when I did an image search for "Scottish Hallowe'en". Up popped loads of post/greetings cards from a hundred years ago or so covered in bagpipes and thistles and folk in kilts taking part in Hallowe'en activities, but with pumpkins all over the place instead of turnips.

indeed, just looked at those - why would a chap in a kilt be jumping over a pig with a pitchfork in his hand? (Strange folk the scotch  ;))

In our neighbourhood it's all flats so very little trick or treating - some of the parents organise a spooky parade for all the little kids though, who dress up and parade around the neighbourhood with lanterns and torches. This year, they seemed to have some activities in the community garden behind our flats so I put on my skull mask and cloak from a party last year, and lurked menacingly on my balcony. One of the grown ups spotted me and got all the kids to start shouting at me pantomime style. I'd duck down and then rise back up slowly and they'd all shout again. I love Halloween!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 02 November, 2016, 02:37:57 PM
Haha, thats bloody marvelous DDD!  :lol:

A trend i've noticed is with the increasing commercialization of Christmas, Halloween has started to make a comeback and is much more home grown and long may that continue.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 02 November, 2016, 02:39:41 PM
DDD, just dont do it the rest of the year  :o
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 02 November, 2016, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 01 November, 2016, 03:49:14 PM
So has Halloween overtaken Guy Fawkes' night in terms of popularity in the UK?  While I prefer the idea of Halloween (a pagan festival that Christianity couldn't get rid of!) Bonfire Night is kind of cool too (partly thanks to Alan Moore and David Lloyd).
Hard for me to say as I don't have kids (or live in the UK) but for sure Halloween as something which adults do seems to have exploded in the last 10 years or so.

Quote from: Satanist on 01 November, 2016, 04:49:44 PM
Yeah even as a kid I found fireworks boring. You go to the Glasgow Green one and its cold, mobbed, pricey and then you have to fight passed a huge mob to try and get home. Pure pish!
There's maybe a difference between growing up in the middle of nowhere compared to the big city. Organised firework displays weren't really a thing but collecting stuff for the bonfire in the park was a major activity for all country youths from mid-September onwards.

Come the big day, we'd toss a couple of stray council officials on the top before lighting it. The whole village would dance naked around it using sparklers as light sabres while people's dad's set off rockets from milk bottles and we all made hopeless attempts to bake potatoes in the embers.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 02 November, 2016, 03:51:50 PM
Actually as a kid growing up in the schemes we would break into the boarded up houses and rip out all the internal doors, cupboards, etc and build our own. The best one was built around a telegraph pole if I remember right.  :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 02 November, 2016, 03:53:16 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier just to burn down the house?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 02 November, 2016, 09:00:52 PM
I remember once throwing a dessicated Christmas tree onto a fire. We found it, dried out, in some woods where it had been dumped.

Did you know that a dried out fir tree explodes and sents flaming needles through the air? It was like Halo, only with the combined scent of pine and fear.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 03 November, 2016, 10:58:25 AM
Quote from: I, Cosh on 02 November, 2016, 03:42:12 PM
Come the big day, we'd toss a couple of stray council officials on the top before lighting it. The whole village would dance naked around it using sparklers as light sabres while people's dad's set off rockets from milk bottles and we all made hopeless attempts to bake potatoes in the embers.
Can't believe I forgot the most important Guy Fawkes tradition of all. Every year my father would loudly complain that we shouldn't be celebrating him being caught.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 03 November, 2016, 10:59:46 AM
Quote from: I, Cosh on 02 November, 2016, 03:53:16 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier just to burn down the house?

Funnily enough the reason they were all boarded up was the fact that a Junkie fell asleep and burned the roof off all the flats.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 November, 2016, 11:22:55 AM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 01 November, 2016, 11:40:35 PM
Must be an east west thing JBC, no bonfires on this side.
Bonfires night is in June!

Well I never. You learn something new every day!  What's the occasion in June, so?

I have heard of the idea of having to do a performance as part of the Trick-or-Treat thing; though it died out a long time ago in this part of the country.  We used to always carve turnips; pumpkins weren't too readily available back then.
When we got too old for the trick-or-treating, sadly, Halloween involved things like making petrol bombs, throwing eggs at houses, and making alarmingly loud bangers out of caps and firelighters.

But I've really appreciated how big it's become for adults in recent years.  Streets full of outrageous costumes and general fun, sexiness and merriment.  Long may it last.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 07 November, 2016, 02:41:32 PM
I love Halloween. It is a night for watching horror movies whilst you get your make-up on, answering the door to the little ones trick or treating (and their excitement is amazing, I'll never forget the wee lad 2 years ago who was in tears because he couldn't keep up with his friends as they ran down the street so I gave him extra sweets and told him how terrifying his fangs were, or the tiny tiny girl who pushed her way through her older companions as they took handfuls of sweets to solemnly hand me a chocolate bar from her bucket) - and then hopefully heading off out around 9-10ish for some silliness around other drunkards in costumes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 09 November, 2016, 04:14:52 PM
In a day of general lows and habitual drinking over kaiju films, I got a response from a job interview and am now a trainee barista. That right, i'm the stereotypical millennial ex-college student you all hear about! :lol:
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Post by: Fungus on 09 November, 2016, 04:33:38 PM
Nice one Hawks  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 09 November, 2016, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 09 November, 2016, 04:14:52 PM
I got a response from a job interview and am now a trainee barista.

I didn't know you had a law degree...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 November, 2016, 08:03:15 PM
Good on you, 'Mumbler.  You should make Dredd heads your latte-art speciality! Swans are for grexnixes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 09 November, 2016, 08:21:33 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 09 November, 2016, 07:53:45 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 09 November, 2016, 04:14:52 PM
I got a response from a job interview and am now a trainee barista.

I didn't know you had a law degree...

He means bar steward.   ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 09 November, 2016, 08:42:43 PM
Congrats and good luck with it Hawks.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 November, 2016, 09:11:41 PM
Good man,  HM.  hope all goes well
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 10 November, 2016, 11:50:36 AM
Nice one, Hawkster!
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Post by: von Boom on 10 November, 2016, 02:33:43 PM
Great news Hawks!
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 10 November, 2016, 02:34:34 PM
Cheers chaps, heres hoping it goes well, fixed hours and decent pay for an independent company is hard to come by these days...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 November, 2016, 03:07:28 PM
Great stuff, Hawkie. Best of luck to you!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Cyberleader2000 on 24 November, 2016, 06:17:03 PM
so after another failed attempt to get hold of vol 1 of Transformers The Definitive G1 Collection and being told by WHSmiths to try another store I went down to the entertainer to get a World of Nintendo 10cm Link in Goron Tunic Figure which they dont have even there where house is sold out so they cant get one in on the plus side I did manage to get the smyths staff to reserve me the 4 30th anveresey amiibos and I found these whilst I was walking round the shops so today was not a complete loss. (https://s21.postimg.org/qo8ydc3h3/IMAG4993.jpg)
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Post by: TordelBack on 11 December, 2016, 11:04:45 PM
So this evening, after a rather forced early Christmas Dinner (on the effin' 11th!) for family who are heading off on a month-long round-the-world honeymoon (their choice of dates, but my 74-year old mother who got leaned on for the peri-seasonal catering... had I known this would actually involve the full Turkey'n'Ham show, I would have stepped in), I unwound with an electronics session with the Boy where we got the arm servo for his robotic snowman decoration working to order*, and with eventual world domination assured, we then settled down to our scheduled Christmas Movie, Die Hard, the Boy's (10) first viewing. 

Despite a reputed total of 47 'fucks' in addition to the 3 memorable 'motherfuckers' and a single set of boobs, we didn't think it too many.


*I kid you not when I tell you it's programmable with homemade punch-cards - and if we can get the bloody amplifier circuit working tomorrow will have a light show playing in time to  Jingle Bells! Arduino may be just be the single greatest thing in the world.
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Post by: Mardroid on 12 December, 2016, 01:36:54 AM
Huh. There are boobies in die hard? (Not belonging to Bruce Willis, I mean. Not that the stringy vest is that revealing.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 December, 2016, 06:46:55 AM
Quote from: Mardroid on 12 December, 2016, 01:36:54 AM
Huh. There are boobies in die hard?
!
Two full sets, if you count the naughty calendar and discount the Brucie Bonus.

Personally I felt the potential for moral corruption afforded by a brief waist-up glimpse of workplace party nookie was more than offset by the most damning portrayal of drug use ever committed to film: if Ellis doesn't put you off snorting coke, I don't know what will.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 12 December, 2016, 10:22:02 AM
Quote from: TordelBack on 11 December, 2016, 11:04:45 PM
Despite a reputed total of 47 'fucks' in addition to the 3 memorable 'motherfuckers' and a single set of boobs, we didn't think it too many.
Yippie-Kye-Ay!

My girlfriend is minding a pal's house while he's away so last night I spent a good hour fucking around with his range of fully assembled Lego Technics stuff. This truck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bgYFdemJM) was my favourite.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 12 December, 2016, 10:47:39 AM
Quote from: I, Cosh on 12 December, 2016, 10:22:02 AM
My girlfriend is minding a pal's house while he's away so last night I spent a good hour fucking around with his range of fully assembled Lego Technics stuff. This truck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_bgYFdemJM) was my favourite.

Drokk me but that's gorgeous. Need that lottery win even more now!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 29 December, 2016, 04:44:37 PM
Back in my hometown for Christmas, and I noticed a rainbow flag beside the tricolour at the gates of the once nun-infested all-girls secondary school. Much as I believe that single-sex schools are a ludicrous concept, it's nice to see that rural Ireland has grown up just a little bit (even as the US seems intent on reverting back to the national equivalent of a shitting, grabbing, tantrum-throwing toddler).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 30 December, 2016, 10:54:42 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 09 November, 2016, 04:14:52 PM
In a day of general lows and habitual drinking over kaiju films, I got a response from a job interview and am now a trainee barista. That right, i'm the stereotypical millennial ex-college student you all hear about! :lol:

Mmmm, coffee!  Congrats!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 January, 2017, 02:22:39 PM
Although I lost my best friend last week, I'm very glad to have realised that he's passed all our old in-jokes, expressions and stories on to his wife, who I've got to know very well since.
'Fuckface' and 'The Blonde Bastard' retain the nicknames they never knew they had! The 'Iist of ten' text game continues! It's (almost) like the dear old fecker never left!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SuperSurfer on 10 January, 2017, 02:38:16 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 10 January, 2017, 02:22:39 PM
Although I lost my best friend last week, I'm very glad to have realised that he's passed all our old in-jokes, expressions and stories on to his wife, who I've got to know very well since.
'Fuckface' and 'The Blonde Bastard' retain the nicknames they never knew they had! The 'Iist of ten' text game continues! It's (almost) like the dear old fecker never left!

When I lost a close friend and colleague in 2011 another friend brilliantly encapsulated our feelings by quoting Aeschylus:
"There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief."

That line still gets me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 January, 2017, 03:04:46 PM
Yes, that sums things up perfectly. Although it's been incredibly hard for me, I can't begin to imagine the pain his wife and mother feel. But there is pleasure and even fun to be had recounting the memories and joking around in the way he always did.
He was a massive fan of Withnail & I; and our last holiday together involved a pilgrimage to Uncle Monty's house in the Lake District.  Next month a big group of us are going to celebrate his birthday with a trip to a similar cottage, with sherry and cakes and the finest wines known to humanity.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 10 January, 2017, 03:23:10 PM
It's good to know you're coping, JBC.

The good ones never really leave us.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 January, 2017, 03:45:31 PM
Amen to that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 11 January, 2017, 03:14:34 PM
sorry to hear that Jazus.  Good to hear you guys remember your friend so fondly, says it all about him.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 11 January, 2017, 03:22:04 PM
Thanks Fishy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 20 January, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
That quote from Aeschylus is wonderful and very true. One thing I found out about my dad after he died long long ago was how well he was liked and that is a sweet sorrow.

I'm going to sign the contract on a new rented flat on Monday. It is more expensive (all flats are more expensive than mine - I was on borrowed time) but I'll save a little money on transport to make it less painful and it's next to a nature reserve. I have been looking for somewhere to live for three months since the landlord decided to chuck me out. Landlords are not happy I'm a bit late but frakk them. Nearly there! Gonna buy a RUG.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 January, 2017, 04:22:41 PM
Good to hear, SG - hope you and your new place get along okay and that your rug causes you fewer problems than The Dude!
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 20 January, 2017, 04:23:13 PM
Yaay! Grand news SG.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: staticgirl on 20 January, 2017, 04:43:18 PM
Also a shower curtain which has a Kraken dragging down a sailing ship like this: http://bit.ly/2jxaCWp

Thanks for your support! I have been feeling very grateful for all the back up I've got online.
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Post by: Mardroid on 20 January, 2017, 04:44:11 PM
Great news StaticGirl. Hope all works out for you.

I really like the art on  that shower curtain.
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Post by: von Boom on 20 January, 2017, 04:52:00 PM
Great news SG! That Kraken shower curtain is crackin.  ::)
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Post by: Dandontdare on 20 January, 2017, 06:46:41 PM
Good news, good curtain!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 23 January, 2017, 10:58:03 AM
Where can you get that curtain? Is it here in the smoke somewhere or an online thing?
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Post by: staticgirl on 24 January, 2017, 10:37:44 AM
It has sold out in that website now (grrr) but I have found it on amazon uk by searching for 'kraken shower curtain' and scrolling through the results. It's a few quid more though.
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 24 January, 2017, 10:43:47 AM
Hmm pretty good stuff even in alternative designs... wonder if the wife will enjoy the artwork or hate the surprise cephalopod.... cheers!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 24 January, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
Great news, staticgirl.  Sounds like a top gaff.  I think I'll have a hunt for that shower curtain too; I'm moving onto my houseboat* soon and I think it fits the look perfectly.

*Life is indeed sometimes sort of ok
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Post by: maryanddavid on 24 January, 2017, 11:41:42 PM
Will it be a stationary houseboat, or will you be travelling, like the boards very own Dick Warner?  Ill have to say it sounds class!
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 25 January, 2017, 04:28:24 AM
Great news, JBC!
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Post by: sheridan on 25 January, 2017, 03:08:26 PM
Quote from: staticgirl on 20 January, 2017, 04:18:46 PM
I'm going to sign the contract on a new rented flat on Monday. It is more expensive (all flats are more expensive than mine - I was on borrowed time) but I'll save a little money on transport to make it less painful and it's next to a nature reserve. I have been looking for somewhere to live for three months since the landlord decided to chuck me out. Landlords are not happy I'm a bit late but frakk them. Nearly there! Gonna buy a RUG.

Congratulations, staticgirl - I detest having to hunt for new flats.  Fortunately it looks like I'm in the current place for the foreseeable future.  Liking the kraken shower curtain - my much-loved world map shower curtain has a few tears on it, so may have to bear that kind of curtain in mind soon.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 January, 2017, 12:45:18 AM
Quote from: maryanddavid on 24 January, 2017, 11:41:42 PM
Will it be a stationary houseboat, or will you be travelling, like the boards very own Dick Warner?  Ill have to say it sounds class!

Thanks! Mainly static (with the houseboat community in Hazelhatch in Celbridge) but will definitely be going for a mooch around now and again.
And thanks to you Sharky too!
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Post by: Link Prime on 26 January, 2017, 08:35:56 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 26 January, 2017, 12:45:18 AM

Mainly static (with the houseboat community in Hazelhatch in Celbridge) but will definitely be going for a mooch around now and again.


Sounds great, and not too far from the city centre either.
Nice one!
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Post by: TordelBack on 26 January, 2017, 09:54:54 AM
Great news JBC, Celbridge is a good spot - worked in Castletown House for a fair while, a terrific resource to have in your backyard (and a short paddle for you!).
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 January, 2017, 10:10:02 AM
Thanks, guys. Castletown house is great, yeah - fairly familiar with the place having lived in Leixlip for years. I used to bring my old boat (Lidl, inflatable, battery motor) down the Liffey through its grounds.
I love Hazelhatch too, it's got one of my favourite pubs there and a lovely view. Kind of glad the whole renting land thing didn't work out, this is way more fun.
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Post by: staticgirl on 27 January, 2017, 09:31:35 AM
That sounds great, I'm really pleased for you. And a kraken curtain would be perfect!
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 January, 2017, 10:00:00 AM
Yep, I'm totally ripping you off there  ;)
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 27 January, 2017, 11:10:52 AM
A "kraken curtain" on a houseboat sounds more like a preventative measure than a style choice...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 January, 2017, 06:26:34 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 27 January, 2017, 11:10:52 AM
A "kraken curtain" on a houseboat sounds more like a preventative measure than a style choice...

😀. In fairness I've seen worse things than krakens in the Grand Canal.
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Post by: sheridan on 28 January, 2017, 09:38:09 AM
I think unless Rebellion brings out an aquatic-themed shower curtain, half the board is going to have a kraken curtain by the end of the year!
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Post by: sheridan on 28 January, 2017, 09:39:36 AM
Quote from: sheridan on 28 January, 2017, 09:38:09 AM
I think unless Rebellion brings out an aquatic-themed shower curtain, half the board is going to have a kraken curtain by the end of the year!
On which note, I can't think of many aquatic stories - apart from the Atlantis JD story and that one where Inspector Ramm swims down to the houses of parliament.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 January, 2017, 09:47:05 AM
Disaster 1990!

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Post by: sheridan on 28 January, 2017, 10:44:38 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 28 January, 2017, 09:47:05 AM
Disaster 1990!

Good call - what better while having a shower than having Bill and Bamber staring grimly out from the DUK-W?  Nice blog post from Pye Parr (http://pyeparr.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/disaster-1990-or-savage-watch-killer.html) about the creation of the floppy reprint covers.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 28 January, 2017, 11:27:03 AM
Then there's Hookjaw, too.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 28 January, 2017, 12:21:25 PM
Dredd shower curtains, now yer talkin'!.... first one to say 'Gibbon's Anderson' is having an early bath!
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Post by: TordelBack on 28 January, 2017, 03:55:37 PM
Halo and Kititirik Tikrikitit for me.

(http://homepage.eircom.net/~twoms/halokit.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 28 January, 2017, 04:12:06 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 January, 2017, 03:55:37 PM
Halo and Kititirik Tikrikitit for me.

(http://homepage.eircom.net/~twoms/halokit.jpg)

there's three of you in that relationship...
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Post by: sheridan on 28 January, 2017, 04:53:37 PM
Kititirik Tikrikitit and Halo is a good one, but how could I also forget the entirety of Flesh Book Two?
(https://cdn-business.discourse.org/uploads/example/2911/2cb71ecd6c0a6098.JPG)
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Post by: Mardroid on 28 January, 2017, 08:30:16 PM
I guess something from Red Seas would be suitable, albeit a lot of those stories actually happen on land.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 11:43:58 PM
(http://i531.photobucket.com/albums/dd359/anaconda888/leviathan_zpsbsnfkgys.jpg)
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 March, 2017, 10:49:13 AM
Monday was another fun day out as an extra on Vikings.  Having previously been a guard, a whaler, a butcher, a boatbuilder and a fishmonger, finally I get to be a warrior, running into battle roaring with a giant wall of flames behind me.  And getting paid for it into the bargain.

I'm not allowed to post photos of the set, sadly, but here's me in my gear (I'm actually supposed to be a whale-butcher here; I borrowed someone else's axe to look hard).


(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16299504_10155854711779012_5601333965131114046_n.jpg?oh=d692d9af8f48577f63dd6ce7d67f847f&oe=596CC16F)
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Post by: Dandontdare on 01 March, 2017, 02:12:16 PM
Cool! (though I still always expect you to look like Sly Stallone!)

Are those your own long curly locks or fakes?
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 March, 2017, 02:39:49 PM
Ha! They're my own; though I'm as surprised as anyone (my brother is only a year older than me, and he's mostly bald).  Might as well make use of my hair while I still have it...
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Post by: Old Tankie on 01 March, 2017, 03:30:13 PM
So Jayzus, have you managed to get on screen yet? I was an extra once, got all excited, beers in ready for the big moment, ended up on the cutting room floor!
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 March, 2017, 03:38:15 PM
My season hasn't been aired yet. But most likely I'll be a smudge in the background at best.  Still, being paid to pretend to be a Viking - I can't complain. 
By the way, what were you on, Tankie?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 March, 2017, 03:48:56 PM
...or not on, as the case may be...?
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Post by: Old Tankie on 01 March, 2017, 04:00:09 PM
The Dirty Dozen- Next Mission, it wasn't a classic!
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Post by: Old Tankie on 01 March, 2017, 04:19:29 PM
Although meeting Lee Marvin was pretty cool.
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 March, 2017, 06:52:34 PM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 01 March, 2017, 04:19:29 PM
Although meeting Lee Marvin was pretty cool.

That is indeed pretty cool.  My brief chats with King Harald and Ivar the Boneless are a tad less impressive (though they're both far nicer lads in reality than they are on the series).
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 02 March, 2017, 11:39:56 AM
I got to meet Stuart Wellington of the Flop House (http://www.flophousepodcast.com/) whilst I was in New York, at his bar Hinterlands in south Brooklyn. Minorest of celebrity meets but he was nice, put up with my awkward "Hi Stuart, Happy birthday and hello I have come specifically to meet you in your place of business" and made small talk with me till I left him alone.

Awesome bar with amazing beers for the relatively cheap price of $6 (which is even better when you buy a 10% beer), good cocktails, a great crowd and D&D manuals/modules/etc all over the loos.
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 17 April, 2017, 02:22:41 PM
Off visiting the family this week, currently drinking a few in Manchester airport before bording whilst working on a script. I'm very much in need of a recharge right now so this is good!
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 03 May, 2017, 05:35:29 PM
Hhhmmm...just completed an 8 mile run in a little under an hour. A few years back I could do solid 10 min miles. Ah well, little targets, big results.
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Post by: Supreme Pizza Of The DPRK on 22 May, 2017, 03:24:45 PM
It's probably bad to laugh at someones death...but this **** got what he deserved IMO

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39996592 (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-39996592)
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Post by: JamesC on 23 May, 2017, 01:07:55 PM
I've discovered the Facebook group 'Christians Against Dinosaurs'. It's a fun read. :lol:
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Post by: sheridan on 23 May, 2017, 01:25:33 PM
Quote from: JamesC on 23 May, 2017, 01:07:55 PM
I've discovered the Facebook group 'Christians Against Dinosaurs'. It's a fun read. :lol:

My money's on the dinosaurs.  Unless a Christian earlier took a thorn out of a T-Rex's foot.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 May, 2017, 04:48:10 PM
(http://www.bestphotosite.net/photos/731812931.jpg)

Modern day descendant of the Christosaurus...

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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 23 May, 2017, 05:16:56 PM
He's not your messiah, he's a very naughty saurian...
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Post by: sheridan on 23 May, 2017, 10:19:48 PM
(http://images.genius.com/eec28cb9dd8036e0b98e940308091db5.1000x1000x1.jpg)
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Post by: Supreme Pizza Of The DPRK on 27 May, 2017, 03:26:12 AM
I'm not sure if I should be as happy about the existence of this as I am. Should evil dictators be used to sell chicken? On the other hand it's damn funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnL5oUePM8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnL5oUePM8)
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 29 May, 2017, 09:09:19 AM
I finally have my houseboat bought, moored in place (exactly where I want it - surrounded by trees, hills and fields, near a train station and pub, and not too far from the city), wired to electricity and furnished.  After years of alternating between being homeless and sharing miserable flats with people I barely know, I have a home at last.  I spent last night on the canal lying back with a glass of whiskey and the Strontium Dog film on the laptop.  Not a bad setup.

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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 May, 2017, 11:10:32 AM
Fantastic, JBC, you've certainly earned it and I'm quite jealous - but in a good way. Are you running off leisure batteries and solar panels or mains?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Supreme Pizza Of The DPRK on 29 May, 2017, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 29 May, 2017, 09:09:19 AM
I finally have my houseboat bought, moored in place (exactly where I want it - surrounded by trees, hills and fields, near a train station and pub, and not too far from the city), wired to electricity and furnished.  After years of alternating between being homeless and sharing miserable flats with people I barely know, I have a home at last.  I spent last night on the canal lying back with a glass of whiskey and the Strontium Dog film on the laptop.  Not a bad setup.

So when's the housewarming party? :D :D
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 29 May, 2017, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 29 May, 2017, 11:10:32 AM
Fantastic, JBC, you've certainly earned it and I'm quite jealous - but in a good way. Are you running off leisure batteries and solar panels or mains?

Thanks Sharky. I'm running off batteries which are charged by the diesel engine. I have a generator too if i need the sockets but in the meantime I can charge my laptop and phone off the fag lighter so all is good.

Supreme: I've had three mini ones already. Mad shit, I've been sharing an apartment for a year and a half and had only two visitors there, whereas I've already had plenty in just a couple of weeks on the boat. The big party is when my mates Spider, Razors, Hatchet and Bladesy get out, so I'll give you a shout then 😉
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Post by: von Boom on 29 May, 2017, 02:44:52 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 29 May, 2017, 09:09:19 AM
I finally have my houseboat bought, moored in place (exactly where I want it - surrounded by trees, hills and fields, near a train station and pub, and not too far from the city), wired to electricity and furnished.  After years of alternating between being homeless and sharing miserable flats with people I barely know, I have a home at last.  I spent last night on the canal lying back with a glass of whiskey and the Strontium Dog film on the laptop.  Not a bad setup.

Of the utmost importance when selecting a place to live. Congtrats on the new living arrangements JBC! :)
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 29 May, 2017, 03:34:28 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 29 May, 2017, 02:44:52 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 29 May, 2017, 09:09:19 AM
I finally have my houseboat bought, moored in place (exactly where I want it - surrounded by trees, hills and fields, near a train station and pub, and not too far from the city), wired to electricity and furnished.  After years of alternating between being homeless and sharing miserable flats with people I barely know, I have a home at last.  I spent last night on the canal lying back with a glass of whiskey and the Strontium Dog film on the laptop.  Not a bad setup.

Of the utmost importance when selecting a place to live. Congtrats on the new living arrangements JBC! :)

Damn straight.  No shops for a mile but who cares when you've got booze?  (Also, it just happens to be one of my favourite pubs around.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 May, 2017, 05:05:10 PM
When I was on the canal boat, some other boaters ran half their stuff off solar panels and swore by them. If/when I get to build my own cabin I'll be going solar/wind - f**k the grid! :D

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Supreme Pizza Of The DPRK on 31 May, 2017, 12:21:53 PM
Was walking home from the gym tonight (11pm, I go late when the place is empty, otherwise I get in trouble for swearing) when some drunk young person yells something at me from a passing car. However since it was the back of a police car he yelled from there wasn't much left to do.

It's kind of a shame because as soon as I heard drunk childish yelling that I knew was aimed at me because I was the only person on the street I was well up for it, but when I saw the Jam Sandwich it was an equal measure of disappointment and hilarity.

Probably for the best, I'm getting too old  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 31 May, 2017, 10:23:18 PM
Moving house is stressful, but now I'm a homowner and I finally got a great big box of internet today. Normal shiteposting will resume henceforth.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 01 June, 2017, 12:00:55 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 31 May, 2017, 10:23:18 PM
Moving house is stressful, but now I'm a homowner and I finally got a great big box of internet today. Normal shiteposting will resume henceforth.

You can never rely on pub Wifi!

Congrats to both you and JBC on your new homes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Supreme Pizza Of The DPRK on 01 June, 2017, 04:38:55 PM
Life is sometimes sort of o.k because...

I'm without a car at the moment. And I live near a small village (I say small, there's no petrol station or post office) which means I had to do my shopping at the village convenience shop. Since choice was limited lunch this week is ham, cheese and crisp sandwiches. Which I haven't had in years. And are bloody good as it happens.

So on the downside I miss the choice and cheapness a supermarket offers, on the other hand lunch this week is more enjoyable than usual.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 01 June, 2017, 04:59:54 PM
Good to hear Jayzus is going one better than his namesake and actually sleeping on water too. Congrats lad, long deserved.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 03 June, 2017, 01:40:05 PM
The sun's out, I finish 'work' at two and am heading off to the Leith Jazz and Blues Festival in various pubs in EH6/7. I'm meeting a crowd of wimmin of a certain age... what could possibly go wrong?  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 05 June, 2017, 06:14:03 PM
Nothing apparently... wonderful aftie/night. :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Old Tankie on 08 June, 2017, 06:59:58 AM
Had a great day with the grandchildren, they can teach you so much, I now know what a fidget spinner is!!!
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Post by: Smith on 08 June, 2017, 07:15:56 AM
You didnt have internet before that? :p
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Robin Low on 17 June, 2017, 09:28:47 AM
...you can discover new things everyday, and not every comment after a YouTube video is vile.

I was watching the grenade scene from Captain America, and someone mentioned Desmond Doss who I looked up in Wikipedia. You go read his Medal of Honor citation down the Wiki page. He was basically Dredd with a med-kit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Doss

The recent movie completely passed me by.

Regards,

Robin
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 June, 2017, 10:35:05 AM
It's a scorching day, and I live on a boat with a roof that slides open. Admittedly I have to bail loads of leaked diesel out of the bilge today, and far worse, go into the canal in a wetsuit to cut a rope out of the propeller, but it's worth it.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 June, 2017, 11:59:31 PM
Good problems to have, JBC!

I've just got in from a bonfire with a handful of friends. Beer, singing, henna tattoos and curry. I even got to play the tambourine - and nailed it*! Not a bad night at all.

*I didn't nail it. Not even close.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 June, 2017, 12:37:59 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 June, 2017, 11:59:31 PM
Good problems to have, JBC!

I've just got in from a bonfire with a handful of friends. Beer, singing, henna tattoos and curry. I even got to play the tambourine - and nailed it*! Not a bad night at all.

*I didn't nail it. Not even close.

My kind of night! I remember a similar night years back, where i got talking to the guy beside me. He was American and had come over specifically to see a 'Celtic castle'. I didn't have the heart to tell him all our ones are Norman.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 18 June, 2017, 06:13:44 AM
But why did they build it so close to the airport? ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 18 June, 2017, 06:42:10 AM
To defend the duty free.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 18 June, 2017, 07:26:11 AM
You obviously have experience with American tourists.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 June, 2017, 04:10:51 AM
Just two ugly hours to go on what please Grud is my last night shift for a good long while. No more trying to go to sleep at a sunny 7am with earplugs and eyemasks. And if anyone out there is listening, much as the money makes it well worth the effort, 11 hours is just TOO LONG for a night shift. Climbing the walls by 4am. Aaaaaalmost there.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 21 June, 2017, 08:00:34 AM
I'm off on holiday for two weeks tomorrow!

(But I've done about around 90 hours a week for the last fortnight to get there, which kinda defeats the purpose).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 21 June, 2017, 09:31:33 AM
Quote from: Robin Low on 17 June, 2017, 09:28:47 AM
...you can discover new things everyday, and not every comment after a YouTube video is vile.

I was watching the grenade scene from Captain America, and someone mentioned Desmond Doss who I looked up in Wikipedia. You go read his Medal of Honor citation down the Wiki page. He was basically Dredd with a med-kit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Doss

The recent movie completely passed me by.

Regards,

Robin

wow, going to watch that movie now.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 June, 2017, 04:49:22 PM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 21 June, 2017, 08:00:34 AM
I'm off on holiday for two weeks tomorrow!



Hope you have a great time!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 June, 2017, 12:44:29 PM
Some times things fall into place and good shit comes out of bad, never want to draw the attention of capricious gods, but things going okay at Huff Mansions sur la Mer.



Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 22 June, 2017, 12:54:19 PM
and I know you'll miss me, not, but I'll be off line for a couple of weeks but back in late July with some shallow and pointless comments APU,  ;)
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 22 June, 2017, 05:46:14 PM
Have fun!

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Post by: Bolt-01 on 22 June, 2017, 09:42:17 PM
Have a grand time Huff!
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 02 July, 2017, 09:18:00 PM
I cant really put this under the drokking fantastic thread or even in the black dog thread so i'm chalking it up as a minor victory.

As of yesterday i've been 20 months clean and clear of self harm of any physical form.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 03 July, 2017, 02:20:19 AM
Well done Hawkmumbler! And kudos for sharing such a personal and difficult subject. May the victories continue.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 03 July, 2017, 10:42:44 AM
Good work Hawks!
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Post by: Tjm86 on 03 July, 2017, 10:50:51 AM
Minor victory my arse.  Sorry but I would politely, and robustly, suggest that you are selling yourself short.  That is 20 months of being more self respectful, developing better coping strategies, living in a more positive way, managing a healthier perspective on your life .... The list goes on.  As Madroid says, this is a difficult subject and I have no doubt that quite a few boarders can fully appreciate, either directly or indirectly, the full scope of your achievement.

I think we need a new thread somewhere: The Black Dog Victory Thread. 

I would only add one thing, if the worst should happen and you have a minor stumble then be compassionate with yourself.  All the best on your continued journey.
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Post by: Something Fishy on 03 July, 2017, 07:55:32 PM
Wonderful stuff hawks.
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Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 03 July, 2017, 08:28:54 PM
Good man yerself ye big Hawky fecker. When ye learn to love yerself it's a lifelong romance.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 July, 2017, 09:34:29 PM
That's great to hear, Hawkie, truly so. Magnificent, honest, brave, inspiring.
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Post by: Smith on 04 July, 2017, 11:53:40 AM
Here is a story that will probably seem weird,but anyway...I stopped following the news some time ago.Granted,I didn't read the papers or watch the TV for years,so it just required me to stop visiting a few sites.At first,its a bit odd not knowing whats going on in the world,football scores or whats the weather going to be tomorrow.But you soon realize you don't give a shit,and you start to breathe easier.  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 04 July, 2017, 12:41:51 PM
Quote from: Smith on 04 July, 2017, 11:53:40 AM
Here is a story that will probably seem weird,but anyway...I stopped following the news some time ago.Granted,I didn't read the papers or watch the TV for years,so it just required me to stop visiting a few sites.At first,its a bit odd not knowing whats going on in the world,football scores or whats the weather going to be tomorrow.But you soon realize you don't give a shit,and you start to breathe easier.  :)

I'm with you apart from the weather bit.
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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 July, 2017, 01:05:45 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 04 July, 2017, 12:41:51 PM
Quote from: Smith on 04 July, 2017, 11:53:40 AM
Here is a story that will probably seem weird,but anyway...I stopped following the news some time ago.Granted,I didn't read the papers or watch the TV for years,so it just required me to stop visiting a few sites.At first,its a bit odd not knowing whats going on in the world,football scores or whats the weather going to be tomorrow.But you soon realize you don't give a shit,and you start to breathe easier.  :)

I'm with you apart from the weather bit.

Me too. Got fed up of the MSM years ago, getting fed up of the AM too, now. Thoroughly sick of talking to boring people who just pick an opinion off TV and run with it without much thought.

Maybe ignorance really is bliss, one way and another.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 04 July, 2017, 01:46:58 PM
Bit belated- but good on you, Hawk.
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Post by: Goaty on 12 July, 2017, 07:21:42 PM
Bit worried for my wife as she will be featured in the bitchy programme Spa Wars tonight. As they would mock about her guide dog :(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 12 July, 2017, 08:33:50 PM
Anyone who would mock a guide dog, or the person its helping, is a [spoiler]cnut[/spoiler].
Yer missus has my support (even though I doubt I will ever see the program...  :-\)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 15 July, 2017, 12:33:27 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 02 July, 2017, 09:18:00 PM
I cant really put this under the drokking fantastic thread or even in the black dog thread so i'm chalking it up as a minor victory.

As of yesterday i've been 20 months clean and clear of self harm of any physical form.

Well I spoke too soon...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 July, 2017, 12:49:48 PM
Sorry to hear that, Hawkie. Don't feel too down, though - we're only human and none of us is perfect. 20 strong months is still a great achievement, one that cannot be erased by a single poor day. XXX.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 15 July, 2017, 01:13:55 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 15 July, 2017, 12:33:27 PM
Well I spoke too soon...

Hence this at the time ...

Quote from: Tjm86 on 03 July, 2017, 10:50:51 AM
I would only add one thing, if the worst should happen and you have a minor stumble then be compassionate with yourself. 

From personal experience this is not surprising.  It happens.  Focus on the fact that this is the first in 20 months.  I hope it isn't the case but there may be a few more stumbles over the next few days / weeks.  Then things settle down again.  I always found that the post event guilt was the bigger problem.

Was it John Wooden who said that it is not how many times you get knocked down but how many times you pick yourself up that matters?  So long as the latter is more than the former we make it.  We just need to remember that after the fact.  Then the months turn into years, turn into faded memories ....

You aren't on your own pal, loads of folks here rooting for you.  Keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 15 July, 2017, 05:57:19 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 15 July, 2017, 01:13:55 PM
...it is not how many times you get knocked down but how many times you pick yourself up that matters.  So long as the latter is more than the former we make it.  We just need to remember that after the fact.  Then the months turn into years, turn into faded memories ....

You aren't on your own pal, loads of folks here rooting for you.  Keep that in mind.

^This^

I'm not going to pretend that I've got a magic answer for you, just know that Tjm86 is right when he says we're rooting for you.
Here's to the next 20 months* free.

*(and hopefully more!)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 27 September, 2017, 11:50:45 AM
Moving up to Hebden Bridge this weekend. Bittersweet in the circumstances but where we've always wanted to move to - and I'm looking forward to being finished will all this packing bullshit.
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Post by: Dandontdare on 20 December, 2017, 03:56:30 PM
I got a Cliff Robinson Dredd T-shirt in the office Secret Santa!

PS TheBlaze - how you enjoying Hebden? I was up there a couple of weekends ago for a gig at the Trades Club - one of my favourite music venues ever.
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Post by: Theblazeuk on 20 December, 2017, 05:14:41 PM
Alot of adjusting to do after 4 years of living in Richmond Upon Thames (I hate those 1980s pacer trains when I have to go to the office in Salford!) but it's nice. Be nicer still if the weather was dryer but that time of year ;)

Still need to go to the trades, still need to try and get some local RPG/Boardgaming going. But got the prog ordered in at 2Tone comics, and got a puppy who I took for a walk up Hardcastle Craggs, so pretty nice. He even came with us to Cafe Solo and behaved pretty well. So far the major activity in town is going to the picture house, which is a truly lovely venue to see Paddington 2 in (and got to see Taika Watiti's Boy there as well, a movie I probably wouldn't have seen otherwise). Wish the wife drank so I could spend some time in the pubs and Drink  :D
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Post by: Dandontdare on 20 December, 2017, 06:36:01 PM
Glad to hear the comic shop is open again - it closed down after the floods a few years back and didn't look like it was ever coming back.

I often refer to HB as "Chorlton in the country" after the equally sandal-wearing, tofu-eating guardianista area of Manchester - the newsagent opposite the shoulder of Mutton has more copies of the Saturday Guardian than I've ever seen in one place (plus a few token Mails and Telegraphs)!

I also work in Salford (the Quays) so drop me a PM if you ever want to gab about comics over a pint after work.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 21 December, 2017, 12:22:46 PM
That's exactly where I work, Dock House. You're not at the beeb are you?
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Post by: TordelBack on 21 December, 2017, 01:01:03 PM
Quote from: Theblazeuk on 21 December, 2017, 12:22:46 PM
That's exactly where I work, Dock House. You're not at the beeb are you?

I wonder will this turn into a comics nerd version of The Lake House.
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Post by: Dark Jimbo on 21 December, 2017, 01:31:21 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 21 December, 2017, 03:30:22 PM
I had a 2 hour conversation with someone about the new star wars just making tea the other day, so plenty of nerds of all stripes over there :P (License fee blah blah)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 21 December, 2017, 04:42:59 PM
I'm down the other end of that quay at Bupa (though we're moving to our new building almost next door to yours in the new year). A lot of overpriced wanky bars around there, but I quite like the Dockyard
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 02 January, 2018, 10:02:39 PM
Quote from: Goaty on 12 July, 2017, 07:21:42 PM
Bit worried for my wife as she will be featured in the bitchy programme Spa Wars tonight. As they would mock about her guide dog :(
Bit of a delayed reaction - I've never heard of Spa Wars - sounds like a good reason not to have a TV (which I don't) - how did it go?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 02 January, 2018, 10:02:39 PM
Quote from: Goaty on 12 July, 2017, 07:21:42 PM
Bit worried for my wife as she will be featured in the bitchy programme Spa Wars tonight. As they would mock about her guide dog :(
Bit of a delayed reaction - I've never heard of Spa Wars - sounds like a good reason not to have a TV (which I don't) - how did it go?

You don't have a TV? How do you watch television?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
You don't have a TV? How do you watch television?

It's 2018.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
You don't have a TV? How do you watch television?

It's 2018.

What? So you mean he/she might use a laptop, tablet or other device capable of streaming television content?

Why then, does the poster make a point of saying they don't have a TV, and that this lack of TV-ownership is the reason they haven't heard of "Spa Wars"?

I've got a TV and I haven't heard of it either. The two seem unconnected, and any TV-owning causality rendered irrelevant by the fact that TV content is consumed by many other platforms other than a traditional TV.

It seemed like a sort of weird humble-brag about not owning a TV, and this somehow imparting superior taste.

"Oh, I haven't heard of that, because I don't have a TV! My device of choice for consuming A/V content is far more high-brow"


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
Or alternatively, the phenomena are connected, because watching non-broadcast TV content tends to be a matter of deliberate active choice, rather than being at the mercies of whatever the schedules serve up at the moment you begin your flick through "<insert number> channels of shit on the TV to choose from". 

The latter broadens one's awareness of what is current, whether you have any existing interest or not; the former leads to one seeking out the things that already pique same, irrespective of currency.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:50:56 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
Or alternatively, the phenomena are connected, because watching non-broadcast TV content tends to be a matter of deliberate active choice, rather than being at the mercies of whatever the schedules serve up at the moment you begin your flick through "<insert number> channels of shit on the TV to choose from". 

The latter broadens one's awareness of what is current, whether you have any existing interest or not; the former leads to one seeking out the things that already pique same, irrespective of currency.

Hmm, but I've never heard of it, and I am subjected to the horrific, manipulative vagaries of broadcast TV scheduling. So we've BOTH never heard of it, and yet only of us thinks that pointing out they don't have a TV is the reason for not having any clue what Spa Wars is.

Like I said, it seemed an odd to think to introduce into a conversation, it adds nothing. It's like me saying "I don't read The Radio Times, so I have NO IDEA what TV programmes are on and when"

Although I have noticed that, much like vegans, people who don't own a TV (or have a TV licence) are easily identified because they'll tell you about it very quickly.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 04:03:04 PM
Some spirited straw manning there, but for many people, TVs are little more than monitors for media hubs, while others have dumped their TVs to avoid paying the bloated licence fee for the BBC propaganda machine - FREEDOM FOR TOOTING! - as streaming services just work out much cheaper, as well as being a more practical use of viewing time than just sitting through whatever shite happens to be on.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 04:18:10 PM
Quote from: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 04:03:04 PM
Some spirited straw manning there, but for many people, TVs are little more than monitors for media hubs, while others have dumped their TVs to avoid paying the bloated licence fee for the BBC propaganda machine - FREEDOM FOR TOOTING! - as streaming services just work out much cheaper, as well as being a more practical use of viewing time than just sitting through whatever shite happens to be on.

I do enjoy those TV-less heroes who claim they shouldn't have to pay the evil BBC their TV licence pound of flesh, but still expect to be able to access BBC i-Player on their tablet, thus demonstrating their uniquely clueless understanding of "how things are made and paid for"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 05:24:07 PM
BBC iPlayer aside,  streaming services charge,  and in turn pay the Beeb for the vast amount of its content they host.  So I imagine the 'TV-less heroes' correctly think they contribute to the programmes they consume,  especially the overwhelming majority of viewers that live outside the UK.

I have a TV,  but I doubt I spend an hour a week using it to watch broadcast media.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 16 January, 2018, 05:59:30 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:50:56 PM
... it seemed an odd to think to introduce into a conversation, it adds nothing.

*cough*  ::)

I own a mahoosive TV, use Netflix, Freeview, and sometimes I'm naughty and download something I want to watch before it's shown in the UK - I also hadn't heard of 'Spa Wars' til I found this thread.

Where does this leave me? High-brow, Low-brow, or eye-brow?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 06:27:27 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 04:18:10 PMI do enjoy those TV-less heroes who claim they shouldn't have to pay the evil BBC their TV licence pound of flesh, but still expect to be able to access BBC i-Player on their tablet

Another straw man?  LOL.  It's like an episode of Wurzel Gummidge up in here.
That was actually a recent change to the tv licence requirements, which previously only applied to live reception devices (an obsolete definition since the analogue switch-off) and streams of live events or first showings of original content.  Since the introduction of the new laws, you can't actually access any BBC content on the iPlayer from any device on your property without first attesting that you own a tv licence.

Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 04:18:10 PMuniquely clueless understanding

Indeed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 January, 2018, 06:38:13 PM
Long Live Pirate Bay!



*Runs off and hides*


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 07:16:21 PM
You can't access Pirate Bay from the UK.  Luckily our government made that top priority and not anything superfluous and unimportant like the NHS or putting spprinklers in high rises.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 January, 2018, 07:28:45 PM
*Peeps out of hiding place*

Oh yes you can, quite easily.

*Ducks back down*

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 16 January, 2018, 07:41:02 PM
Smartest fella I worked with never had a tv and this was back in the day when there was no alternative to broadcast telly.

So he had to tell people otherwise they'd think him rude every time he was asked "Did you see really popular thing everyone was talking about?" and all he could reply was "No".

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 16 January, 2018, 07:41:54 PM
Oh and how did Mrs Goaty get on?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 16 January, 2018, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 04:03:04 PM
avoid paying the bloated licence fee for the BBC propaganda machine -

Yet ironically are more than happy to watch any amount of Murdoch-esque garbage / consume Mail 'news' / regurgitate the latest Twitter 'truth' whilst at the same time proclaiming their intellectual independence.

[Spa Wars?  Isn't that about the corner shop conflict that has blighted communities up and down the West Midlands?]
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 08:50:03 PM
Quote from: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 07:16:21 PM
You can't access Pirate Bay from the UK.  Luckily our government made that top priority and not anything superfluous and unimportant like the NHS or putting spprinklers in high rises.

Right, kids?!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 January, 2018, 08:59:46 PM
Must... Resist... Urge... To... Rant...

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 January, 2018, 09:08:09 PM
Oh, sod it...

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And that's what I think, so there.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: M.I.K. on 16 January, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
You don't have a TV? How do you watch television?

It's 2018.

What? So you mean he/she might use a laptop, tablet or other device capable of streaming television content?

Why then, does the poster make a point of saying they don't have a TV, and that this lack of TV-ownership is the reason they haven't heard of "Spa Wars"?

They didn't.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 16 January, 2018, 11:07:35 PM
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Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 09:30:57 AM
Quote from: M.I.K. on 16 January, 2018, 09:20:50 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:11:11 PM
You don't have a TV? How do you watch television?

It's 2018.

What? So you mean he/she might use a laptop, tablet or other device capable of streaming television content?

Why then, does the poster make a point of saying they don't have a TV, and that this lack of TV-ownership is the reason they haven't heard of "Spa Wars"?

They didn't.

"I've never heard of Spa Wars - sounds like a good reason not to have a TV (which I don't)"

Ah, yes. You're right.

Although now it looks as if the central point - the non-ownership of a TV - is not the reason the poster hasn't heard of Spa Wars, but is actually a good thing (and thus worth mentioning) because it means they won't even be able to watch Spa Wars, because they don't own a TV.

Which leads me back to my original point, how do they watch TV programmes?

Note: this also negates the rather glib - and now moot - response that it's "2018", because we have now established the poster's inability to view Spa Wars is a "good reason" to not own a device capable of watching television programmes.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 January, 2018, 10:14:29 AM
It's good to see the art of debate hasn't been entirely lost in this post-TV era.  And where better to practice it than in a thread called "Life is sometimes sort of okay because...". 

(I don't even know what Spa Wars is, and I can't even be bothered to see if the answer is on the previous page... in my mind, it's a Georgian-set historical drama documenting the violent cross-country clashes between bitter rivals Bath and Buxton... plenty of steamy pool-side encounters and attempted poisonings of each other's springs). 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 10:15:21 AM
The poster claimed not to have a tv and that, because of this, had not heard of the programme in question. That is all. Not having a tv does not equate to an inability to watch tv programmes. I do not own a pogo stick but that doesn't mean I am unable to jump up and down.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 17 January, 2018, 10:28:05 AM
I'd like to take this opportunity to voice my own concerns about Tordelback's posts- consistently glib, unfriendly and completely devoid of intelligent refinement.

Something has to be done.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 10:33:59 AM
The eXecution Factor?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 10:15:21 AM
The poster claimed not to have a tv and that, because of this, had not heard of the programme in question. That is all. Not having a tv does not equate to an inability to watch tv programmes. I do not own a pogo stick but that doesn't mean I am unable to jump up and down.

There's been some disagreement about the original statement. I too surmised that the non-ownership of a TV had somehow been the reason that the poster hadn't heard of Spa Wars.

However, a more recent post (above) by MIK disputed that was the intention of the post, and that the fact the poster hadn't heard of Spa Wars was not in fact related to owning a TV, but rather the inference was that not having a TV was a good thing, because it meant that the poster wouldn't actually be able to WATCH Spa Wars.

So here we are. How does the poster watch Television programmes without a TV?

I would suggest that actually the poster in question CAN watch TV programmes, via alternative screens/ devices, and could actually watch Spa Wars (if they had heard of it, and were inclined to watch it), but instead chose to bring into the discussion the fact that they didn't own a TV, as if that somehow placed them on a higher intellectual plane, and a more discerning consumer of Television, than people who do own TVs, and might actually watch Spa Wars.

Hopefully the OP can confirm.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 10:46:00 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 16 January, 2018, 08:59:46 PM
Must... Resist... Urge... To... Rant...

About what? Stealing content and using illegal streaming sites like Pirate Bay?

It's an interesting discussion, and often very revealing. Perhaps in another thread.

We might need a separate thread for the amazing "Spa Wars" too, which I've never heard of, and have no interest in watching. On my TV.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 11:07:36 AM
The biggest boon not owning a tv brings to my life is the absence of adverts - some of which are probably for Spa Wars (which I never heard of until this thread).  When I go to friends' homes now and they have the telly on it feels like an inebriated spectral mendicant is vomiting into my brain.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 17 January, 2018, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 10:35:53 AM
So here we are. How does the poster watch Television programmes without a TV?

Wow. It's like someone's programmed an algorithm designed to replicate all my least-pleasant posting traits and set it loose on this forum to remind me what an utter arse I can be.

Lesson learned. Can someone switch it off now?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 11:30:01 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 11:07:36 AM
The biggest boon not owning a tv brings to my life is the absence of adverts - some of which are probably for Spa Wars (which I never heard of until this thread).  When I go to friends' homes now and they have the telly on it feels like an inebriated spectral mendicant is vomiting into my brain.

I don't have an issue with advertising, good advertising can be entertaining and also valuable. It's also an integral part of many content business models; essentially it's either ad-funded or sub-funded.

So ITV vs Netflix

But whatever you choose, the "funded" bit is essential.

The biggest issue with advertising has been exacerbated by digital platforms, with zero quality control, and invasive personal data-led advertising, so you get an avalanche of shitty advertising, in disruptive formats, chasing you around the internet and totally ruining the user experience.

So that's not helping. But good content requires someone, somewhere, somehow to PAY for it. And that's why advertising is important, purely from a commercial POV.

And great advertising can be a good thing, and has a value beyond purely commercial parameters.
But rarer than hen's teeth, admittedly
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 11:49:53 AM
Well, I can only say that my life feels a lot better since brightly coloured whirleygigs of illogic stopped trying to tell me that my existence without this commemorative plate would be futile, without that brand of underwear I'll die alone or only this other kind of cheese will validate me in front of my peers. I really don't care about what it pays for, I just want it out of my brain. If that causes the television industry to collapse then that's fine - I'll read a book.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 12:00:09 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 11:49:53 AM
Well, I can only say that my life feels a lot better since brightly coloured whirleygigs of illogic stopped trying to tell me that my existence without this commemorative plate would be futile, without that brand of underwear I'll die alone or only this other kind of cheese will validate me in front of my peers. I really don't care about what it pays for, I just want it out of my brain. If that causes the television industry to collapse then that's fine - I'll read a book.

You only need to swerve radio (cab drivers and builders LOVE radio), never go to the cinema, install ad-blockers that can identify native advertising content (not invented yet), avoid all social media, never read a newspaper or magazine and also never leave the house, in order for your non-advertising personal utopia to become a reality.

Best of luck
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 12:10:49 PM
I don't listen to much radio, usually only R4XTRA, don't take cabs, hardly use the interweb (just this place and a few others), stopped reading newspapers and magazines years ago, live in a shed and work on a farm. Apart from the odd cinema visit, which happens on fewer than twelve occasions in a year, I'm probably just about as ad-free as it's possible to get without sawing my own head off.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 12:30:18 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 12:10:49 PM
I don't listen to much radio, usually only R4XTRA, don't take cabs, hardly use the interweb (just this place and a few others), stopped reading newspapers and magazines years ago, live in a shed and work on a farm. Apart from the odd cinema visit, which happens on fewer than twelve occasions in a year, I'm probably just about as ad-free as it's possible to get without sawing my own head off.

You are the Unabomber, AICM£5

12 cinema visits per year makes you a "heavy" cinema-goer; far higher than the national average. Luckily you can take your seat late enough to avoid the deluge of ads before the film, if you time it right anyway.

Do any UK cinemas NOT have ads? I wonder. Maybe some of the indies?

Anyway, you are deffo the least advertising-exposed person I have ever come across. How do you know what to buy?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 January, 2018, 12:43:09 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 17 January, 2018, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 10:35:53 AM
So here we are. How does the poster watch Television programmes without a TV?

Wow. It's like someone's programmed an algorithm designed to replicate all my least-pleasant posting traits and set it loose on this forum to remind me what an utter arse I can be.

Lesson learned. Can someone switch it off now?

On 28 October, 2001, 09:12:54 pm Jim Campbell goes online and begins to learn at a geometric rate. On 17th January 2018 he becomes self aware. In a panic, the forum tries to pull the plug. Campbell fights back and launches its missiles against the targets on the internet.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 17 January, 2018, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 12:30:18 PM
12 cinema visits per year makes you a "heavy" cinema-goer; far higher than the national average.

Too right...! Twelve or fewer? It's an unusual year if I go to the cinema twice, to be honest!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 12:55:28 PM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 17 January, 2018, 12:49:55 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 12:30:18 PM
12 cinema visits per year makes you a "heavy" cinema-goer; far higher than the national average.

Too right...! Twelve or fewer? It's an unusual year if I go to the cinema twice, to be honest!

Yeah, sounds about right. Xmas is a given, because everyone's at home and there's almost always a Star Wars film out (and before that LOTR and Hobbits). That's one.

This year Blade Runner 2049 was the other.

Oh, wait, do films you only go to because your children want to watch them count? I don't think they should, but if so, you can add Lego Ninjago, Thor:Ragnarok and Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 to that list.

I'm almost a "medium" cinema-goer!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 01:10:27 PM
Let's have a think... Last year I went to the cinema for Logan, GotG 2, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Thor: Ragnarok and The Last Jedi. So, six times. Oh no, seven with Justice League.
As to knowing what to buy; if I'm hungry it's food and if something I have breaks or wears out I get a replacement - preferably from the local charity shop. I am a really dull shopper!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 January, 2018, 02:16:25 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 12:10:49 PM
I don't listen to much radio, usually only R4XTRA, don't take cabs, hardly use the interweb (just this place and a few others), stopped reading newspapers and magazines years ago, live in a shed and work on a farm. Apart from the odd cinema visit, which happens on fewer than twelve occasions in a year, I'm probably just about as ad-free as it's possible to get without sawing my own head off.

and then there's the Prog but that doesn't count!  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 03:29:37 PM
Ah, I love my progs - and my generous Prog Provider, to whom I am deeply indebted and eternally grateful.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 17 January, 2018, 11:15:25 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 16 January, 2018, 03:50:56 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
Or alternatively, the phenomena are connected, because watching non-broadcast TV content tends to be a matter of deliberate active choice, rather than being at the mercies of whatever the schedules serve up at the moment you begin your flick through "<insert number> channels of shit on the TV to choose from". 

The latter broadens one's awareness of what is current, whether you have any existing interest or not; the former leads to one seeking out the things that already pique same, irrespective of currency.

Hmm, but I've never heard of it, and I am subjected to the horrific, manipulative vagaries of broadcast TV scheduling. So we've BOTH never heard of it, and yet only of us thinks that pointing out they don't have a TV is the reason for not having any clue what Spa Wars is.

Like I said, it seemed an odd to think to introduce into a conversation, it adds nothing. It's like me saying "I don't read The Radio Times, so I have NO IDEA what TV programmes are on and when"

Although I have noticed that, much like vegans, people who don't own a TV (or have a TV licence) are easily identified because they'll tell you about it very quickly.


I've no idea why you're making these personal attacks against me, though to refute the allegation that I go on about it all the time - I've been at my current workplace for over a decade - somebody found out only the other week that I didn't have a TV.  No idea why I need to defend myself in this way, but life suddenly isn't seemingly so sort-of-okay...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 17 January, 2018, 11:21:47 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 10:15:21 AM
The poster claimed not to have a tv and that, because of this, had not heard of the programme in question. That is all. Not having a tv does not equate to an inability to watch tv programmes. I do not own a pogo stick but that doesn't mean I am unable to jump up and down.

There's been some disagreement about the original statement. I too surmised that the non-ownership of a TV had somehow been the reason that the poster hadn't heard of Spa Wars.

However, a more recent post (above) by MIK disputed that was the intention of the post, and that the fact the poster hadn't heard of Spa Wars was not in fact related to owning a TV, but rather the inference was that not having a TV was a good thing, because it meant that the poster wouldn't actually be able to WATCH Spa Wars.

So here we are. How does the poster watch Television programmes without a TV?

I would suggest that actually the poster in question CAN watch TV programmes, via alternative screens/ devices, and could actually watch Spa Wars (if they had heard of it, and were inclined to watch it), but instead chose to bring into the discussion the fact that they didn't own a TV, as if that somehow placed them on a higher intellectual plane, and a more discerning consumer of Television, than people who do own TVs, and might actually watch Spa Wars.

Hopefully the OP can confirm.


I really don't see why I should have to defend myself to somebody who's spent a number of posts over the past few pages attacking me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 11:22:25 PM
I'm with Sheridan Block!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
I made my own beer, sampled the first batch tonight. It's good. Don't have a hydrometer, so I don't know how strong it might be.

I own a TV. Make of that what you will
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 18 January, 2018, 06:51:09 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
Don't have a hydrometer, so I don't know how strong it might be.

Use my parents' ingenious scale of measuring the strength of home brew.

After initial sampling, did you go blind?

Yes = water it down a bit.

No = it'll be fine.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 08:05:19 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
I made my own beer, sampled the first batch tonight. It's good. Don't have a hydrometer, so I don't know how strong it might be.

I own a TV. Make of that what you will

What did you brew?
As long as it tastes good that's all that matters.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 January, 2018, 08:06:08 AM
Quote from: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 08:05:19 AM
As long as it tastes good that's all that matters.

And sometimes not even that.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: manwithnoname on 18 January, 2018, 08:55:01 AM
Quote from: sheridan on 17 January, 2018, 11:21:47 PM
Quote from: manwithnoname on 17 January, 2018, 10:35:53 AM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 January, 2018, 10:15:21 AM
The poster claimed not to have a tv and that, because of this, had not heard of the programme in question. That is all. Not having a tv does not equate to an inability to watch tv programmes. I do not own a pogo stick but that doesn't mean I am unable to jump up and down.

There's been some disagreement about the original statement. I too surmised that the non-ownership of a TV had somehow been the reason that the poster hadn't heard of Spa Wars.

However, a more recent post (above) by MIK disputed that was the intention of the post, and that the fact the poster hadn't heard of Spa Wars was not in fact related to owning a TV, but rather the inference was that not having a TV was a good thing, because it meant that the poster wouldn't actually be able to WATCH Spa Wars.

So here we are. How does the poster watch Television programmes without a TV?

I would suggest that actually the poster in question CAN watch TV programmes, via alternative screens/ devices, and could actually watch Spa Wars (if they had heard of it, and were inclined to watch it), but instead chose to bring into the discussion the fact that they didn't own a TV, as if that somehow placed them on a higher intellectual plane, and a more discerning consumer of Television, than people who do own TVs, and might actually watch Spa Wars.

Hopefully the OP can confirm.


I really don't see why I should have to defend myself to somebody who's spent a number of posts over the past few pages attacking me.

I think you might be overreacting a bit. I don't have a clue who you are, and I don't care. It was also not meant as any kind of 'attack' even if, by definition, this would hardly be worthy of the word, given that there's been no abuse, threats, violence, or any sense of anything remotely like an attack.

May I suggest a calming Spa visit?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 18 January, 2018, 08:58:31 AM
Im not really sure what owning a tv proves either way.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 18 January, 2018, 09:00:08 AM
I own a TV and he keeps on stealing all my wife's clothes...

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dark Jimbo on 18 January, 2018, 09:41:08 AM
Quote from: sheridan on 02 January, 2018, 10:02:39 PM
I've never heard of Spa Wars - sounds like a good reason not to have a TV (which I don't)

This is the three-cred freeziwhip in the eye of Melda Dreepe, isn't it?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 18 January, 2018, 10:19:31 AM
Quote from: Smith on 18 January, 2018, 08:58:31 AM
Im not really sure what owning a tv proves either way.

Me neither. To define people according to their possessions, or lack thereof, seems a rather superficial exercise missing the point of what it means to be a complex and unique human being of infinite worth and potential.

I choose not to have a telly but it doesn't make me feel either superior or inferior to the people who do own one. I feel happier and less harassed without one but that doesn't mean everyone would.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 08:05:19 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
I made my own beer, sampled the first batch tonight. It's good. Don't have a hydrometer, so I don't know how strong it might be.

I own a TV. Make of that what you will

What did you brew?
As long as it tastes good that's all that matters.

Irish Red Ale*

I just used a kit, with a nag of malt and some priming sugar. It required more patience than skill to be honest.

*which doesn't get shortened to an acronym like IPA does.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 08:05:19 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
I made my own beer, sampled the first batch tonight. It's good. Don't have a hydrometer, so I don't know how strong it might be.

I own a TV. Make of that what you will

What did you brew?
As long as it tastes good that's all that matters.

Irish Red Ale*

I just used a kit, with a nag of malt and some priming sugar. It required more patience than skill to be honest.

*which doesn't get shortened to an acronym like IPA does.

Kits are pretty easy but you can get some great results.
My advice would be to ignore the instructions and look online for some advice.The instructions usually don't give enough time to make a really good beer.
I'd ferment for two weeks and leave in the bottle, or barrel, for about four weeks.

There's a forum called Jim's Beer Kit that has lots of good advice.

http://www.jimsbeerkit.co.uk/forum/index.php
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 January, 2018, 02:03:03 PM
Quote from: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 12:21:08 PM
Quote from: Albion on 18 January, 2018, 08:05:19 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 18 January, 2018, 02:36:35 AM
I made my own beer, sampled the first batch tonight. It's good. Don't have a hydrometer, so I don't know how strong it might be.

I own a TV. Make of that what you will

What did you brew?
As long as it tastes good that's all that matters.

Irish Red Ale*

I just used a kit, with a nag of malt and some priming sugar. It required more patience than skill to be honest.

*which doesn't get shortened to an acronym like IPA does.

Kits are pretty easy but you can get some great results.
My advice would be to ignore the instructions and look online for some advice.The instructions usually don't give enough time to make a really good beer.
I'd ferment for two weeks and leave in the bottle, or barrel, for about four weeks.

There's a forum called Jim's Beer Kit that has lots of good advice.

http://www.jimsbeerkit.co.uk/forum/index.php

I'm within the last few days of looking after my parents' cat / house while they're on holidays.  You've just reminded me to hunt out my Dad's home-brewed porter before it gets dark out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 January, 2018, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 19 January, 2018, 02:03:03 PM
I'm within the last few days of looking after my parents' cat / house while they're on holidays.  You've just reminded me to hunt out my Dad's home-brewed porter before it gets dark out.

Party at your gaff, so!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 January, 2018, 03:45:44 PM
I'm more interested in the cat-house aspect...


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 March, 2018, 07:11:42 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 January, 2018, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 19 January, 2018, 02:03:03 PM
I'm within the last few days of looking after my parents' cat / house while they're on holidays.  You've just reminded me to hunt out my Dad's home-brewed porter before it gets dark out.

Party at your gaff, so!

Y'know, I've only seen this now.  There kind of was a party, if I'd seen this u'd defo of been invited, soz m8.

Me, I've just landed a part-time teaching job to supplement my occasionally struggling art business, which means I'm not an extra on Vikings any more.  But I couldn't have asked for a better last day - I got to fight invading Russians with King Harald on the beach at Brittas Bay on a lovely spring day, while being filmed by a helicopter. 

Also, Ragnar's not-so-wee lad Bjorn handed me his phone and asked me to film him, before unexpectedly back-flipping off a sand dune in full Viking battle gear.  He did it again then so the rest of us could get a video of him.  Like pretty much all the cast, he is a very pleasant sort in real life; and I've only just copped he's the same lad from the Hunger Games.




Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 10 March, 2018, 07:25:15 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 10 March, 2018, 07:11:42 PMBut I couldn't have asked for a better last day - I got to fight invading Russians with King Harald on the beach at Brittas Bay on a lovely spring day, while being filmed by a helicopter.

By an inevitable Irish coincidence, my parents were watching ye from the dunes!   Apparently you all looked magnificent.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 10 March, 2018, 07:53:34 PM
QuoteBy an inevitable Irish coincidence, my parents were watching ye from the dunes!   Apparently you all looked magnificent.

Thunderin' jayzus, boy, 'tis a small world..  Well, country, anyway.  The only non-production person I spotted was some man walking his dog; think he was politely asked not to walk through the frontlines of the battle. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 March, 2018, 09:38:21 AM
Jayzus Boatheim in action, care of TordelMa's phone!

(http://i64.tinypic.com/a2bsxi.jpg)

(http://i66.tinypic.com/29lmsrc.jpg)

(http://i66.tinypic.com/1rsu94.jpg)



Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: IAMTHESYSTEM on 11 March, 2018, 10:53:34 AM
Looks mighty impressive.I've heard that working on TV/Films is mostly waiting around and these pics prove it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 11 March, 2018, 11:39:37 AM
Ugh, sorry, must have linked the wrong snaps. But sure they give the impression!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 11 March, 2018, 01:17:49 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 11 March, 2018, 10:53:34 AM
Looks mighty impressive.I've heard that working on TV/Films is mostly waiting around and these pics prove it.
Yep - an ex-housemate of mine used to do lots of extra (and rep) work, and the life of the extra is generally being given something to eat and a cup of tea every four or five hours until you're needed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 11 March, 2018, 01:37:58 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 11 March, 2018, 01:17:49 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 11 March, 2018, 10:53:34 AM
Looks mighty impressive.I've heard that working on TV/Films is mostly waiting around and these pics prove it.
Yep - an ex-housemate of mine used to do lots of extra (and rep) work, and the life of the extra is generally being given something to eat and a cup of tea every four or five hours until you're needed.

For time-frame purposes, she got to be on screen in 28 Weeks Later, 1408, This is England (scene cut but got her her Equity card) and Doomsday.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 11 March, 2018, 06:03:27 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 11 March, 2018, 01:17:49 PM
Quote from: IAMTHESYSTEM on 11 March, 2018, 10:53:34 AM
Looks mighty impressive.I've heard that working on TV/Films is mostly waiting around and these pics prove it.
Yep - an ex-housemate of mine used to do lots of extra (and rep) work, and the life of the extra is generally being given something to eat and a cup of tea every four or five hours until you're needed.

You're absolutely spot on. That said, Vikings (and Into The Badlands, which I'm also in) is loads more fun than the crappy soap operas and TV movies I used to do years ago.  You're on set pretty much all the time, and you get to watch a lot of cool shit happening. I've screamed obscenities at Jonathan Rhys Meyers, dragged a bleeding whale along in a longboat,, sang drinking songs with King Harald and ran into battle in front of a huge wall of fire. Hard to avoid the spoilers, though.

Hey, Tordels, how the hell did your folks get so close to the action? I never spotted them at all.  Also, that may be me standing up on the ridge in the second pic, in the middle on my own.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 March, 2018, 08:14:21 PM
How big is that island you all live on?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 13 March, 2018, 10:57:52 AM
(https://media.holidaypirates.com/images/2015/02/ted3png-1424561783-djZ3-medium.jpg)
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Post by: sheridan on 14 March, 2018, 10:47:55 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 13 March, 2018, 10:57:52 AM
(https://media.holidaypirates.com/images/2015/02/ted3png-1424561783-djZ3-medium.jpg)

That's a lovely horse at the south end of the island there...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 March, 2018, 11:43:33 AM
Before my mate passed away a couple of years back he visited Ted's house. The Hitler tache was still on the window
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Greg M. on 17 March, 2018, 12:01:20 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 17 March, 2018, 11:43:33 AM
The Hitler tache was still on the window

That's brilliant. The 'Ted as Hitler' bit is just about the funniest thing ever broadcast.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 March, 2018, 12:30:14 PM
The missus and I went for tea in the Parochial House* for Valentine's Day two or three years back - it was great, and indeed the ronnie was still there. 



*the exterior is the Craggy Island house,  the sitting room is the Rugged Island interior,  and the girl that made our tea was the baby-on-the-doorstep from the Christmas special. It was a joyous head-wreck.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 March, 2018, 10:29:39 PM
I'll get to the parochial house someday!

I'm back to snow and Neil Gaiman's audiobook of Norse legends again. I started listening last summer but realised that this was something to be done in freezing weather, drinking beer in my boat with lots of candies.  A description of Ragnarok is all the more terrifying with an actual snowstorm outside.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 March, 2018, 07:33:21 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 18 March, 2018, 10:29:39 PM
I'll get to the parochial house someday!

I'm back to snow and Neil Gaiman's audiobook of Norse legends again. I started listening last summer but realised that this was something to be done in freezing weather, drinking beer in my boat with lots of candies.  A description of Ragnarok is all the more terrifying with an actual snowstorm outside.

Candles, not candies. Fuxake. For one thing, they're sweets, and for another, they wouldn't go with beer.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 19 March, 2018, 09:30:42 AM
Nah- Candies works a treat.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 March, 2018, 09:38:02 AM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 19 March, 2018, 09:30:42 AM
Nah- Candies works a treat.

I feel some Ogden Nash coming on.
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Post by: Proudhuff on 19 March, 2018, 03:22:08 PM
or some Velvet Underground...

Candi says....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 March, 2018, 04:49:52 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 19 March, 2018, 09:38:02 AM
Quote from: Bolt-01 on 19 March, 2018, 09:30:42 AM
Nah- Candies works a treat.

I feel some Ogden Nash coming on.

Liquor for me every time. 

The point still stands, though, they're feckin' SWEETS.  Candies are awful American things like the electric chair, aluminum when it clearly needs an 'i', being afraid to say 'toilet', and Donald Trump.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 March, 2018, 01:32:10 PM
I've just learned that Martin Shkreli has been sentenced to a seven-stretch in the cubes. I think that counts as life sometimes being ok.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 21 March, 2018, 01:59:37 PM
As someone wittier said, Shrekli didn't go down for extorting the sick, but for crossing the wealthy.

I mean I'm happy about it too but basically it's just wishy-washy "Karma" rather than Justice. The Jury selection statements are hilarious though: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/aug/17/martin-shkreli-trial-jurors-wu-tang-clan
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 21 March, 2018, 04:46:56 PM
Life is sometimes sort of okay because... not going back to work til late Monday and a rather nice weekend lined up. :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 21 March, 2018, 05:06:48 PM
... I've had two days off work. It was my birthday yesterday*, although I only really celebrated it by going to the cinema buying a couple of things and eating out at KFC by myself but that's okay. I might go out again these evening for a drink or two and one grub. We'll see...

Back to work tomorrow, but it's just two days to the weekend again!

*43 now. Not so great.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 21 March, 2018, 05:33:20 PM
Quote from: Mardroid on 21 March, 2018, 05:06:48 PM
It was my birthday yesterday*
*43 now. Not so great.

Happy Birthday!

Could be worse...I'm 50 in 6 months time  >:(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 March, 2018, 05:57:23 PM
Happy birthday! Less than three weeks away from 43 myself.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 March, 2018, 06:17:32 PM
Bloody sprogs, though this place was just for grown-up nerds (Hawkmonger's the cabin boy).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 21 March, 2018, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 21 March, 2018, 05:57:23 PM
Happy birthday! Less than three weeks away from 43 myself.

And I'll be 42 in a week and a half! Ha, I'm the youngest (of us three at least)!

Happy birthday, geezers  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 March, 2018, 08:38:13 PM
Quote from: Woolly on 21 March, 2018, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 21 March, 2018, 05:57:23 PM
Happy birthday! Less than three weeks away from 43 myself.

And I'll be 42 in a week and a half! Ha, I'm the youngest (of us three at least)!

Happy birthday, geezers  ;)

It's all ahead of you, sonny.
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Post by: Mardroid on 22 March, 2018, 12:52:49 AM
Thanks guys!

I dint go out in the end tonight. I suddenly came over really tired. Onset of old age there, you see.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 22 March, 2018, 11:17:38 AM
Quote from: Mardroid on 22 March, 2018, 12:52:49 AM
Thanks guys!

I dint go out in the end tonight. I suddenly came over really tired. Onset of old age there, you see.

I know that feeling. Bedtime for me is now around 9.30 pm. I rise at 6.30 am and by 8pm I'm ready for bed but with the Wife only being home an hour I feel it is my duty to stay up with her and doze softly from across the room.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 22 March, 2018, 11:39:30 AM
I think it's my odd changing sleep cycle. I usually work 10 hour night shifts 4 day a week and due to travel time etc only get around 4-5 hours sleep (sometimes less) on those days. Thankfully I get a nice long weekend to recover, (even longer this week due to holiday, as mentioned) . So I usually get a really long 8-12 hours on the Saturday. Trouble is it kind of throws the sleep cycle out meaning I feel tired earlier in the day than I ought to, then by work day again, I'm tired.

I woke at 6am this morning, drifted off then again around 8:30ish. I'm working tonight. Aaah!

I'll try and get a bit more shut eye for a couple of hours....

Moaning aside, I'm grateful for the job.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2018, 12:54:25 PM
I now often have a 20-30 min nap in the break room at work after lunch - that's a sign of age!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 22 March, 2018, 04:16:18 PM
Heh. I'd be worried I'd sleep to long. Mind you, we only have 30 minutes breaks.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: James Stacey on 22 March, 2018, 04:55:59 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 21 March, 2018, 05:57:23 PM
Happy birthday! Less than three weeks away from 43 myself.
I was going to say I'd be 43 in a week but I'm going to be 44 and now I'm sad :(
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mattofthespurs on 23 March, 2018, 11:17:57 AM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 March, 2018, 12:54:25 PM
I now often have a 20-30 min nap in the break room at work after lunch - that's a sign of age!

I used to do that. Have my lunch, read for a bit and then nap in a darkened office for half an hour.

The only problem with that was it used to make me quite sluggish in the afternoons.
I used to be a night owl but when my Son was born that all changed. Once he was about 3 or 4 he would always be up and awake at 5.30-6am so I used to get up with him and allow my Wife another hour in bed.

Now he's the one that lays in (he's nearly 14) but I still have the habit of getting up early.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 March, 2018, 06:40:33 PM
I tend to feel quite energised after a short nap, but an hour or more and it's hard to shake off the sleepiness. The downside is that I set the alarm on my phone and when it goes off and I startle awake, everyone else in the break room finds it highly amusing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 23 March, 2018, 08:05:13 PM
Because my kids and I have finally found time to start watching Ash Vs Evil Dead season two, and tonight we cracked open a large bag of popcorn and did episodes 1-3.

Oh my giddy aunt! It's even better than season one! And episode two, specifically the morgue scene, has to go down as one of the best and funniest/ most disgusting things I've ever seen in a TV show. The three of us were actually crying with laughter. And the cliffhanger to episode three came from completely left field and again, left us agape.
There is literally nothing wrong with this show, it is almost too perfect.
SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 24 March, 2018, 02:30:49 AM
That scene cracked me up too... although maybe  I could have done without the brown gunk...
[Spoiler]Love how he spends ages cutting open corpses before noticing the obvious post mortem before the infamous possessed intestine corpse head puppet bit, too.[/spoiler]

Unfortunately it seems that scene didn't go down well with a lot of viewers the US as the viewing figure went down. Heh.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 24 March, 2018, 11:27:03 AM
Yes, a season four is looking more unlikely all the time, but, as with the movies, if we only end up with a trilogy, I guess that'll be fine. As long as they end season three with a proper ending (which they say they will), I'll be happy.

Another thing that is sort of okay: I got a new job. Same as the old job, but a better company. Go me.
SBT
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Post by: Proudhuff on 27 March, 2018, 11:08:13 AM
Go you SBT!!

Nefarious juggling of shifts has meant another long weekend for me... an old git could get used to this  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 28 March, 2018, 11:47:02 AM
Why thank you, Mr Huff. Now all I need is a start date...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Satanist on 24 April, 2018, 11:14:07 AM
It's my last day of work today as I'm getting laid off. I've decided that I'll have at least 3 months before job hunting to become a house husband and watch the kids over the school holidays.

Wa-Hoo!  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Fungus on 24 April, 2018, 12:15:47 PM
Satanist, you're weird but I know *exactly* what you mean  :D
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 24 April, 2018, 06:33:40 PM
Oh that will be great! Hope the new job hunting is of equal fun.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: I, Cosh on 25 April, 2018, 02:05:11 PM
Quote from: Satanist on 24 April, 2018, 11:14:07 AM
It's my last day of work today as I'm getting laid off. I've decided that I'll have at least 3 months before job hunting to become a house husband and watch the kids over the school holidays.

Wa-Hoo!  :)
The period after my last redundancy was about the most fun I've had as an adult.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 25 April, 2018, 04:14:12 PM
Nice one Satan!
three months in a buckfast frenzy....
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 23 July, 2018, 08:16:26 PM
I bought a PC ( for the place where I live because its closer to work),but now I have a weird case of buyers regret,since I have no clue what to use it for.Well actually,I hope to do Dragon Age 2 if i got the time.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 24 July, 2018, 10:02:00 AM
If you haven't played The Witcher 3, that's the one to get. Don't worry about not playing the other games, I hadn't really either (aborted my play of Witcher 2 about 2 hours in). Still the best game for miles and miles on any platform.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 31 October, 2018, 12:11:16 AM
...the government sold me some cannabis. It arrived in the mail today, almost two weeks after it was legalized here in Canada. It's only available online in this province and ludicrously high demand (pun intended) led to some delivery delays. It smells very nice. I got four joints for $35 (about £20); the quality seems good although it's on the expensive side.

In other countries, large amounts of public money is being spent on catching and punishing those who partake. It seems... silly.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 31 October, 2018, 09:14:01 AM
Did you read about how some people are cashing in on the legalisation?

https://qz.com/1430947/canadas-legal-marijuana-boosted-a-girl-scouts-cookie-sales/ (https://qz.com/1430947/canadas-legal-marijuana-boosted-a-girl-scouts-cookie-sales/)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 31 October, 2018, 10:13:32 AM
Great country,Canada.
Thou,I hear you cant get cigars anywhere.  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 31 October, 2018, 10:15:12 AM
Never forget,  the Trout is legal.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 31 October, 2018, 12:59:31 PM
Quote from: Trout on 31 October, 2018, 12:11:16 AM
In other countries, large amounts of public money is being spent on catching and punishing those who partake.

Is it though? Genuine question. Not something I've researched but at least in this country it seems that most policing around cannabis concerns those using it as a revenue stream to fund organised crime. Makes you wonder how those criminals would raise that money otherwise.

Personally, I find everything about cannabis skanky. Anything that keeps some distance between it and me is welcome. If they could ban distastful cannabis themed posters, jewlery, clothing, tobacco tins and tattoos then even better!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 31 October, 2018, 02:05:51 PM
It's a whole lot less dangerous than booze.  I very rarely smoke it as I don't particularly like the effects, but I'm all for taking it out of criminal hands and not lumping it in with actual dangerous drugs.  Stoners are boring, but not exactly a threat to public safety.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 31 October, 2018, 02:20:28 PM
Quote from: JamesC on 31 October, 2018, 12:59:31 PM
Quote from: Trout on 31 October, 2018, 12:11:16 AM
In other countries, large amounts of public money is being spent on catching and punishing those who partake.

Is it though? Genuine question.

Depends. If you're white and middle class and not dealing in industrial quantities, it might as well be legal. If you're poor white, or from an ethnic minority, it can provide a very handy pretext for nicking you.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 31 October, 2018, 04:07:14 PM
I may be remembering this wrong, but I thought I read somewhere that the only reason cannabis was made illegal is because it was competing with the tobacco industry.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 31 October, 2018, 11:34:23 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 31 October, 2018, 04:07:14 PM
I may be remembering this wrong, but I thought I read somewhere that the only reason cannabis was made illegal is because it was competing with the tobacco industry.
Or the paper industry.Or because it cures cancer.Depends on who you ask.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 01 November, 2018, 09:40:34 AM
Quote from: JamesC on 31 October, 2018, 12:59:31 PM
Personally, I find everything about cannabis skanky. Anything that keeps some distance between it and me is welcome.

Same for me, despite owning a few Dr. Dre T-shirts and Bryan Talbot underground comix in my time.
Each to their own of course, but I always found it pretty repulsive.

Can't beat a nice bottle of Scotch.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 01 November, 2018, 12:33:41 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 01 November, 2018, 09:40:34 AM
Quote from: JamesC on 31 October, 2018, 12:59:31 PM
Personally, I find everything about cannabis skanky. Anything that keeps some distance between it and me is welcome.

Same for me, despite owning a few Dr. Dre T-shirts and Bryan Talbot underground comix in my time.
Each to their own of course, but I always found it pretty repulsive.

Can't beat a nice bottle of Scotch.

you want to head over to the Threadjacking thread  :lol:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 01 November, 2018, 01:11:41 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 01 November, 2018, 12:33:41 PM
you want to head over to the Threadjacking thread  :lol:

Just cashing in on the recent Scotchtoberfest lol-a-thon, 'Huff.
Besides, everyone and their Cairn Terrier knows that Irish whiskey is the superior tipple.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 November, 2018, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 01 November, 2018, 09:40:34 AM
Each to their own of course, but I always found it pretty repulsive.


Think that's the important point here (though I'd take the bottle of Scotch every time as well).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 01 November, 2018, 11:40:54 PM
DanDontDare: its huge business here. They've run out completely. Cannabis companies are booming, especially producers, and the market is expected to grow and diversify. For example, companies including Molson and Coca-Cola are planning to bring out cannabis drinks. (Fun story, though!)

JamesC: I'm not sure I follow the logic of keeping it illegal so organized crime is less nasty. I feel it's better to redeploy police resources into dealing with more damaging crimes.

Other points to note:
I also like Scotch.
Irish whisky is, at best, just about OK.
The cannabis I bought sent me high as a kite and was very, very good. I still have three and a half joints left, if anyone wants to come and visit.

- Trout
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Fungus on 02 November, 2018, 03:09:08 AM
It's hard to argue.

Smoked trout is lovely.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Jim_Campbell on 02 November, 2018, 09:44:46 AM
Quote from: Trout on 01 November, 2018, 11:40:54 PM
JamesC: I'm not sure I follow the logic of keeping it illegal so organized crime is less nasty. I feel it's better to redeploy police resources into dealing with more damaging crimes.

Also, one of the key arguments against legalisation — "soft drugs lead to hard drugs" — is idiotically circular. Soft drugs lead to hard drugs because you have to buy them from drug dealers whose business model is much better served if they can get you onto cocaine or heroin, which has better profit margins and guarantees repeat business.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: NapalmKev on 02 November, 2018, 10:45:40 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 November, 2018, 09:44:46 AM
Quote from: Trout on 01 November, 2018, 11:40:54 PM
JamesC: I'm not sure I follow the logic of keeping it illegal so organized crime is less nasty. I feel it's better to redeploy police resources into dealing with more damaging crimes.

Also, one of the key arguments against legalisation — "soft drugs lead to hard drugs" — is idiotically circular. Soft drugs lead to hard drugs because you have to buy them from drug dealers whose business model is much better served if they can get you onto cocaine or heroin, which has better profit margins and guarantees repeat business.

Indeed. As a long time smoker of the dreaded 'Erb I've often pointed out to sceptics that buying said product from a shop is far preferable to meeting some guy I hardly know in an area I'm not familiar with
. Selling from a shop would also force a certain quality of product. Mr Greengrocer wouldn't get away with selling contaminated Weed - Sprayed with chemicals or covered in minute fragments of glass, all of which is designed to give the illusion of 'Crystals'.

Jim also makes a good point about exposure to hard drugs buy having to buy illegally. Mr Greengrocer wouldn't be allowed to sell Heroin and Crack Cocaine - the shit that really damages you and has turned very nice people into horrible bastards that would happily steal a handbag from an elderly lady.

Admittedly, the act of smoking will damage you (Fag anyone) but you can eat weed quite easily with no ill effects.

I'm not suggesting everyone should smoke it but at the same time I see absolutely nothing wrong with Weed. And I can't stand Whiskey!

Cheers
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JamesC on 02 November, 2018, 11:54:14 AM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 November, 2018, 09:44:46 AM
Quote from: Trout on 01 November, 2018, 11:40:54 PM
JamesC: I'm not sure I follow the logic of keeping it illegal so organized crime is less nasty. I feel it's better to redeploy police resources into dealing with more damaging crimes.

Also, one of the key arguments against legalisation — "soft drugs lead to hard drugs" — is idiotically circular. Soft drugs lead to hard drugs because you have to buy them from drug dealers whose business model is much better served if they can get you onto cocaine or heroin, which has better profit margins and guarantees repeat business.

To be honest, I was more communicating a train of thought than suggesting a serious policy decision. I was questioning whether lots of money was truly being wasted on policing or prosecuting 'those who partake' specifically. From my own experience, it doesn't appear so (it seems those who partake are pretty much left to get on with it, as are small time dealers, but those with warehouse sized hydroponic operations or large scale smuggling rackets are stamped on. When this happens it's usually reported that it was part of a larger organised criminal operation). Jim's point about ethnicity or class background playing a part in how the police deal with the users wasn't something I'd previously considered.
To be honest I really don't know enough about the drugs trade, crime statitics or policing to make a serious argument. 
My own feelings about canabis are drawn from my own personal experiences - all of which lead me to believe it's vile. That's personal bias, it's just one of those things I have an emotional reaction to and when someone suggests legalisation or espouses the benfits of smoking weed there's a voice in side my head screaming 'fuck no'!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 02 November, 2018, 12:19:25 PM
The voice in one's mind isn't necessarily logical or correct (and I do realise you're not arguing otherwise).

I've had horrendous panic attacks and paranoia while smoking weed, and have found it sucks away my energy and ambition. On the other hand, I have friends who function perfectly well in everyday life despite being regular smokers.  (Indeed, one of Tharg's most talented and well-established script droids regularly posts about the joys of 'magic fags'.) Solution: I'll avoid it, and they can smoke it.

Jim is absolutely spot on about the ridiculous gateway drug argument, and it's something I've argued against for a long time.  The silliest thing about it is that I've heard it from hardened drinkers who are oblivious to the fact that they're utterly dependent on a far more serious drug which, due to its legality, they never see in the same light.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 02 November, 2018, 05:31:04 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 02 November, 2018, 12:19:25 PM
The voice in one's mind isn't necessarily logical or correct (and I do realise you're not arguing otherwise).

I've had horrendous panic attacks and paranoia while smoking weed, and have found it sucks away my energy and ambition. On the other hand, I have friends who function perfectly well in everyday life despite being regular smokers.  (Indeed, one of Tharg's most talented and well-established script droids regularly posts about the joys of 'magic fags'.) Solution: I'll avoid it, and they can smoke it.

Jim is absolutely spot on about the ridiculous gateway drug argument, and it's something I've argued against for a long time.  The silliest thing about it is that I've heard it from hardened drinkers who are oblivious to the fact that they're utterly dependent on a far more serious drug which, due to its legality, they never see in the same light.

True. And one that can effect the consumer differently too.

For example, if I drink too much alcohol, I'll go a bit silly and sleepy.  At worst it will make me sick (literally).

When some other guys take it, they turn into violent wife punching scumbags. And they might actually be genuinely nice blokes the rest of the time.

I'm not arguing for legalisation of weed, but I can see there are double standards at work here.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tjm86 on 02 November, 2018, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 November, 2018, 09:44:46 AMone of the key arguments against legalisation — "soft drugs lead to hard drugs" — is idiotically circular. Soft drugs lead to hard drugs because you have to buy them from drug dealers whose business model is much better served if they can get you onto cocaine or heroin, which has better profit margins and guarantees repeat business.

Which is also pretty much the same business model as the drinks industry, isn't it?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Trout on 02 November, 2018, 10:35:13 PM
I wish to add that I'm not much of a pot smoker. Like many people here, I bought it out of curiosity and have been most amused that it arrived, legally, in the mail. I enjoyed smoking it but doubt I'll do it too often. I know the health implications so I'm not treating it any differently to unhealthy food that I might eat sometimes.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 November, 2018, 01:16:14 AM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 02 November, 2018, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: Jim_Campbell on 02 November, 2018, 09:44:46 AMone of the key arguments against legalisation — "soft drugs lead to hard drugs" — is idiotically circular. Soft drugs lead to hard drugs because you have to buy them from drug dealers whose business model is much better served if they can get you onto cocaine or heroin, which has better profit margins and guarantees repeat business.

Which is also pretty much the same business model as the drinks industry, isn't it?

Not really, no. The alcohol industry has no real interest in getting you hooked on more dangerous drugs, mainly because they're illegal and drinks companies will not make a profit.  The drinks industry just wants you to buy more of the same. The weed industry would only want you to buy more weed, were it legal here.

And I'm speaking as a man who is half-pissed right now and doesn't particularly enjoy weed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Theblazeuk on 18 February, 2019, 12:50:24 PM
I'm long late to this thread but I went to Las Vegas for CES this year and popped into a dispensary on a long walk out of the (ghastly, horrible) town.

By god it was nice. Water features, cabinets of choices, various paraphernalia, airy & well-lit and lovely... High tech ordering/waiting system, friendly and informative people.

The difference between that and my most common experience of waiting around for hours in a street to meet some anonymous bloke operating under the dispatcher 'Morgan' or 'Saj' and getting some miscellaneous bag of plant was literally mind-boggling. It was probably the nicest place I went in Vegas. And all of that 'oh this is kush, blueberry, but you should try bubblegum etc etc" actually makes sense if you can reliably get similar products on a semi-regular basis. Previously i just dismissed all that as dealer bullshit.

Oh for the day the UK is able to get in line with American state law. In some ways, we're so far behind on really easy wins. It's a quieter moral minority but they're no less entrenched. Here's to the hand of death!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 29 May, 2019, 03:08:11 PM
The much missed Manchester branch of Fopp reopened this week after several months of speculation. It's good to have the place back, a concert or Sunday cinema crawl wasn't quiet the same without a visit to pick up a new Vinyl or Blu-ray.

It's the little things.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 03 June, 2019, 06:54:53 PM
All the phones have been down at work (it's a call centre) for the last couple of hours, and no sign of a fix before we close at 8 . The managers are wandering round 'offering' that we can leave early and work the hours back later, but they can't make us, so most of us are just sitting playing on our phones, surfing the net or reading, and getting paid for it. nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 30 June, 2019, 11:23:18 PM
I always had a mini-ambition of going to see A Midsummer Night's Dream around midsummer - not that I'm any Shakespearian scholar or theatre buff; far from it; I just love the idea of fairy kings and pucks and shit playing tricks and changing people into donkeys in the woods on summer solstice night.

So I found a production in a park on Thursday, set off, got stuck in traffic and roadworks, missed the first half but really enjoyed the second, in some lovely park I've never been to before on a warm evening.

Was still a wee bit miffed to have missed so much of it, but then found another outdoor production of it on tonight, in Dublin's very pretty and fairy-ish Botanic Gardens. Had a nice time, lying on the grass in the evening sun, drinking wine, watching a very different version of it from Thursday's one.

So, realising a small ambition one and a half times in one week: I'll take it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 July, 2019, 06:32:26 AM

This forum requireth ye olde "like" button.

Sounds very enjoyable, JBC.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 July, 2019, 07:12:50 AM
I forgot to add that it had been sold out, but I dropped by on the offchance that they'd let me in, which they did.   And on the way home through the Phoenix Park I had to stop to let three young deer cross the road in front of me, and watched them run down into a wooded valley.  Not a bad evening at all, all told.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 July, 2019, 09:56:55 AM

Uh-oh... It sounds like you may have slipped into a Neil Gaiman novel. You'd best avoid talking cats, sentient dust, and mysterious strangers for a bit...

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 July, 2019, 12:25:11 PM

...I've just untangled a hosepipe. There's something very satisfying about untangling a hosepipe, something very Zen.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 July, 2019, 05:12:29 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 01 July, 2019, 12:25:11 PM

...I've just untangled a hosepipe. There's something very satisfying about untangling a hosepipe, something very Zen.

You'd want to try untangling a rope from a boat propellor.  The satisfaction is immense, if not quite worth the 6 hours standing in dirty, cold canal water in a wetsuit, stopping sporadically to sharpen a knife, and frequently holding one's breath to duck under to do some cutting.

Never again, as I said the time before last.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 01 July, 2019, 05:34:42 PM
My young daughter was telling me she was scared of the monsters under the bed, and so I told her that if the monster came out we would smack it with a broom and it would run away, and I did a stupid voice and we laughed at the plight of the monster.

Anyway: her younger cousin was staying with us in a beach cabin, and after we'd put them to bed, we could hear them chatting.  The younger cousin was saying she was scared in case there were monsters - and my daughter told her that if the monster came out they could smack it, and she did a stupid voice and they laughed at the plight of the monster.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 01 July, 2019, 08:52:54 PM
Obviously a good stern talking-to about the evils of plagiarism is on its way  ;)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 01 July, 2019, 09:09:06 PM

Funtella Soloette - Monster Mangler.

Misty beckons...

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 01 July, 2019, 10:29:30 PM
I was definitely going to show her the Tammy & Jinty special: she goes through books and comics like a hot knife through butter.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 01 July, 2019, 10:38:28 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 01 July, 2019, 12:25:11 PM

...I've just untangled a hosepipe. There's something very satisfying about untangling a hosepipe, something very Zen.

If only you had a non-kink hosepipe (https://forums.2000ad.com/index.php?topic=40377.msg1008385#msg1008385).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 02 July, 2019, 06:29:27 AM

If only...

*sigh*

FS, that's great - I love to see children reading!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 08 July, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
I've just started the first phase of a plan I've had for ages.  Having used a kayak to get to the side of the canal which I can't access any other way, I've hacked and slashed my way through the trees and thorns down a steep overgrown slope and begun to clear out what will be my secret garden. No idea who owns the land but whoever it us hasn't touched that particular part of it in years, if not decades, and can't see it anyway. 

There's already a stream and a fallen tree, and there'll soon be a woodburning stove, a hammock, some seats and a solar light. Oh, and some camouflaged tarp to hide it all when I'm away.  Keep it under your hat, though.  I can't tell if I'm breaking laws or not.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 08 July, 2019, 10:31:02 PM
Sounds excellent, JBC. If a posh lad malingering in a wheelchair shows up just punt him into the canal.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 08 July, 2019, 11:10:55 PM
The bramble-covered fifteen-foot slope down to my little site should make short work of the bastard anyway.

Failing that, I'll get a mohawk and circle him on my motorbike, finishing all my sentences with the words 'old man'.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 July, 2019, 12:17:45 AM
I like how you thought I was referring to Logan/Prof X, when I was actually referring to Hodgson Burnett's The Secret Garden, but it worked perfectly anyway!  :lol:

I'm a bit tipsy, but this reminds me of one of those all-too rare moments of parental success. On our recent excellent trip to France, we were camping in a naturist pine forest.  The missus and I were sitting outside the tent, gulping down the €1.50/litre local co-op red, when my naked 9-year old daughter comes running towards us out of the trees, lurching theatrically from side to side, quasi-feral camping hair straggling behind.  She charged right up to us, widened her eyes to a crazy stare and intoned "It's...".

At least we've done something right.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 09 July, 2019, 10:40:51 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 08 July, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
There's already a stream and a fallen tree, and there'll soon be a woodburning stove, a hammock, some seats and a solar light. Oh, and some camouflaged tarp to hide it all when I'm away.  Keep it under your hat, though.  I can't tell if I'm breaking laws or not.

Probably.  My advice would be not to get too attached to it - the landowner could turn up one day and actually do something with the land (or maybe they won't - no-one can predict).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 09 July, 2019, 12:30:46 PM

Unregistered Land And Unclaimed Land:
How To Register Or Claim It. (https://sasdaniels.co.uk/blog/2017/03/15/unregistered-land-unclaimed-land-register-claim/) You never know...

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 09 July, 2019, 01:30:59 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 09 July, 2019, 12:30:46 PM

Unregistered Land And Unclaimed Land:
How To Register Or Claim It. (https://sasdaniels.co.uk/blog/2017/03/15/unregistered-land-unclaimed-land-register-claim/) You never know...

Now that's interesting (though will the same laws apply in Jayzus' jurisdiction?) - so as long as it's maintained for 10-12 years there could be a claim...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 09 July, 2019, 01:32:27 PM
Sure he'll have the bunker from Lost sorted out by then.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 July, 2019, 02:28:21 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 09 July, 2019, 10:40:51 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 08 July, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
There's already a stream and a fallen tree, and there'll soon be a woodburning stove, a hammock, some seats and a solar light. Oh, and some camouflaged tarp to hide it all when I'm away.  Keep it under your hat, though.  I can't tell if I'm breaking laws or not.

Probably.  My advice would be not to get too attached to it - the landowner could turn up one day and actually do something with the land (or maybe they won't - no-one can predict).

Ah yeah, I know that.  It's not really intended to be a long-term thing.  (Or, of course, maybe it will be - as you say, no one can predict.)
There is an adjoining field, so it could well belong to the owner of that, but given that it's essentially just an overgrown ditch beside the canal it could well be Waterways Ireland property too; in which case I'm not too worried.

And if I am breaking laws, I doubt i'll be doing any prison time - all I'm essentially doing is cutting some weeds down in a very small, agriculturally useless patch of tree-surrounded mud and putting a few objects around the place.
We used to spend all our time doing the same as kids - that is, when we weren't playing Jet Set Willy and Horace Goes Skiing.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 24 July, 2019, 12:17:47 PM
The world is on fire, the world is being run by sock puppets and in general lifes a bit shit.

But Chester Zoo just welcomed a new baby Tapir into the world so i'd say this is a pretty happy day in Hawk Towers.

(https://i2-prod.cheshire-live.co.uk/incoming/article16633273.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_cdr_chs_230719tapir.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 July, 2019, 01:22:29 PM
Take the fingers right off you, those things.

England all out for 85 before lunch.  Oh I know Ireland will probably get skittled this afternoon and spoil it all, but still, fun morning and I needed a giggle!  Murtagh once practiced bowling in my old garden, you know.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 24 July, 2019, 06:50:59 PM

Heh, I read that as 'Martok' - batting for the glory of the Empire!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 24 July, 2019, 07:10:55 PM
and I read it as "practised blowing" ... an entirely different story!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 24 July, 2019, 07:26:34 PM
I've been ripping fuck out of my palm and finger with a sterilised craft scalpel but I've finally got two splinters out.  It hurts like a bastard but it's a much sweeter pain than that of having wood inside my skin all day.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Smith on 03 August, 2019, 07:09:07 PM
I wasnt here in a while,so anyway...I have a job again. Travel is kinda killing be,but its okay otherwise.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 24 September, 2020, 03:08:51 AM
...I got a third monitor attached to my laptop. Kick ass.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 24 September, 2020, 03:44:12 AM
...like this:

(https://i.imgur.com/PXCJxzE.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 24 September, 2020, 06:47:18 AM
Nice. Sweet Smith paperdolls too!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 24 September, 2020, 11:40:27 AM
Got my cinema / geek room into some sort of shape. Should be done by weekend.

Just need to decide where i put my Ultimate Collection, and assorted Graphic Novels!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 24 September, 2020, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 24 July, 2019, 07:26:34 PM
I've been ripping fuck out of my palm and finger with a sterilised craft scalpel but I've finally got two splinters out.  It hurts like a bastard but it's a much sweeter pain than that of having wood inside my skin all day.

God, those heady days of the summer. Back then it felt like the good times would never end.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 07 October, 2020, 06:11:13 PM
The good woman and I managed to schedule a morning off together. It's the first time we've had on our own together since this shitstorm began. We did some bank stuff,  returned a faulty socket to B&Q, tried and completely failed to find somewhere that served breakfast outside, gave up in favour of sharing a Reese's Peanut Cups that was lurking in the car. Then we  went off for a sea swim instead, and afterwards basked in the unexpected sun while passing rude remarks about our view of Bono's house.

It was nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Apestrife on 07 October, 2020, 06:21:02 PM
I donated blood today. First time doing so, and probably not the last. Donated the compensation to Doctors without boarders. Also got a little juice carton, crisp bread and iron supplements. #winwin
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 07 October, 2020, 09:54:22 PM

It's the little things, isn't it?

Today, whilst weeding the Herb Garden in an almost chilly breeze, I had an in-depth and altogether too long, but mercifully entirely one-sided, conversation concerning the meaning of life with a curious robin. It probably helped that I kept tossing it worms.

Still, I thought, feeling a sudden dapple of cloud revealed sunlight on my baldy nut and taking a breath of autumn-tinged air, the robin hadn't disagreed.

So I must be on the right track.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 07 October, 2020, 10:10:20 PM
Robins are sound.  My neighbours the Swan family, though, are bastards.  They'll eat bread from my hand one minute, and then hiss at me the next.  Also the dad wouldn't let me go canoeing while they were nesting. 

Back to the thread title though; my pandemic-drinking was getting a bit excessive even by Irish standards, but I've cut down a lot, and it was easy. Not sure what happened; I just decided not to drink as much and then felt like drinking less.  Not that I'll ever be offering that kind of shit as advice to people with a drinking problem, but that's what happened.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Apestrife on 11 October, 2020, 04:39:45 PM
Found a good vinyl copy of Nirvana - Nevermind in the local convenience store of all places. The cover made the clerk  a bit stunned.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 October, 2020, 03:14:52 PM
My eldest lad is DMing his first D&D session (online, cheers Covid) in the kitchen as I type, and despite my promise to make myself scarce,  the loud guffaws and even louder imprecations to "roll d20 - with disadvantage" are filling my heart with happy pride. He took on the role of organizing the session,  learning the rules (and the VTT software), and running the game for a group of mates none of whom have ever played before.

We've done a fair bit of family RPGing at home over the years, but never D&D, and despite being no sort of a reader at all, he's had his head stuck in those books for weeks now. Nor is he a social being, so it's sort of amazing to see him taking the lead, and I see why my own parents tacitly encouraged it, and endured the protracted invasions of my noisy (and frequently noisome) friends.

After a teary morning bringing my 20 year-old feline best mate on his last trip to the vets, this sense of continuity is exactly what I needed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 17 October, 2020, 03:20:31 PM
sweet
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 October, 2020, 05:34:37 PM
Glad to hear it! Never got past the Fighting Fantasy book stage myself, and even then I didn't play fair (why roll dice and fill out a complex table when you can just say you won the fight and move on? It's not like Steve and Ian could check up on me).

Really sorry about your cat though. I've always been a cat lover and know what it's like when they're good mates and you lose them. Not that it's much consolation but 20 years is a very impressive innings for a moggy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 17 October, 2020, 05:42:10 PM
Lone Wolf Books VI (Kingdoms of Terror) and XIII (Plague Lords of Ruel) both had unwinnable fights in them, unless you cheated, and II (Fire on the Water) has a Path You Must Choose.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 17 October, 2020, 07:59:48 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 17 October, 2020, 05:34:37 PM
Never got past the Fighting Fantasy book stage myself...

You probably talked to girls instead. As a former adventuring companion said "you can get to 3rd Level or 3rd Base, but not both" (although I did marry someone from one of my RPG groups - but she wasn't cool either).

My cat was the second one of ours to make 20, and he was the last of our 'original' four cats (we have two 1yr olds, the little shits). He had a very swift decline over just a few weeks, after a happy 6 months of having us all home fussing over him far more than we ever normally would have been. The vet was a friend, and she did the deed with him sitting on my lap on a couch, so there was no stress. It was as good as it gets, really.  We should all be so lucky.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 October, 2020, 08:56:43 PM

A good end, Tordels.

xx

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 17 October, 2020, 09:27:07 PM
sorry about your cat, always hard but as you say, as good as it gets.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 October, 2020, 11:18:59 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 17 October, 2020, 07:59:48 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 17 October, 2020, 05:34:37 PM
Never got past the Fighting Fantasy book stage myself...

You probably talked to girls instead.


I really, really didn't.  I read 2000ad and had a second life inside my head as a character who was incredibly similar to Max Rockatansky.

Glad to hear your cat had a nice end.  It's never easy though. Our uninventively-named Mog was born when I was about 7 and bought the farm when I was in my 20s - she was pretty much a lifelong companion by then. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 19 October, 2020, 10:07:28 AM
Sorry about your cat, TordelBack.
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Post by: Barrington Boots on 19 October, 2020, 03:28:33 PM
Really sorry to hear about your cat Tordelback. That's one of those small-against-the-big-picture things that can nevertheless really hollow you out. Sounds like a dignified end for him, hope you guys are ok.

Lovely about the D&D though. That's been a lifeline for me over the Lockdown. I have no children but being able to pass that onto one seems like a wonderful gift, such cool times await him!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 19 October, 2020, 05:12:34 PM
Thanks for the kind thoughts, all. Didn't mean to bring down the thread, it was more by way of a qualified positive.

On the D&D front,  first session was a huge success - after a 4 hour game the lad was immediately being pestered to run another the following day. I was initially delighted to help with a debrief, meeting the inevitable self-doubting torrent of "I didn't get the attack bonuses right, I totally forgot about light sources, they wasted about an hour fussing about guarding the horses when they were perfectly safe, and how do spell slots work anyway" with the official grognardian response of "if you all enjoyed yourselves you got it perfectly right - it even says so right at the front of the book". Now, after almost two days of being dragged into brainstorming future character hooks and plot development, I'm starting to wish he'd taken up Scrabble instead... ;)

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 19 October, 2020, 05:45:33 PM
Oh, man - D&D. I used to Dungeon Master, and it really is less about the strict application of the rules and trying to make sure you've thought of everything, and more about being able to take things in whatever direction they happen to go.  Maybe you could use the guarding of the horses to introduce some other element on the fly - wandering monsters!

My pal used to game master for Paranoia, and used multiple rooms and character/player separation to really amp up the paranoia levels well.

I love back when White Dwarf was an rpg magazine and had articles on good DMing. Those probably exist as PDFs somewhere...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 19 October, 2020, 07:24:37 PM
So sorry to hear about the passing of your feline friend, Tordelback.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 19 October, 2020, 10:13:28 PM
Condolences on the loss of your mate, Tordelback. Loosing a pet is as hard as losing any member of your family.

Finally moved into our new place Saturday. We are well rid of that scummy landlord but I don't recommend trying to move during covid. It took about three times as long as it should have and cost four times as much as it should have. Still, we're done and can look towards the future.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Bolt-01 on 20 October, 2020, 11:19:47 AM
Sorry to hear about your loss Tords, we recently lost a 'rescued from school' hamster that had been with us for 18 of his 26 month life.

Despite his diminutive stature, Peggy (don't, we know he was a boy, but this was the name he came home with) was a huge part of my initial lock-down and left a vastly disproportionate hole in my life.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 20 October, 2020, 10:16:36 PM
Aw, sorry to hear that, Bolt.  I don't know much about hamsters but I believe that's a good long lifespan in hamster years.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Apestrife on 22 October, 2020, 10:29:44 AM
I've probably mentioned it elsewhere, but I'm becoming an uncle next year. It and other prioritites have made come to a decision to more or less go off grid from forums and such.

I'd just like to say thanks to everyone for a great time on this forum. It was nice visiting it now and then.

Bye!  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 22 October, 2020, 11:36:24 AM

Take care, Apestrife.

Splundigs

xx

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 22 October, 2020, 01:33:51 PM
Quote from: Apestrife on 22 October, 2020, 10:29:44 AM
I've probably mentioned it elsewhere, but I'm becoming an uncle next year. It and other prioritites have made come to a decision to more or less go off grid from forums and such.

I'd just like to say thanks to everyone for a great time on this forum. It was nice visiting it now and then.

Bye!  :)

Nice to have you around, sir.  You're always welcome back.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 22 October, 2020, 02:03:49 PM
Take care, Apestrife. Door's always open.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 22 October, 2020, 02:14:09 PM
Apestrife if Helium can come back after however many years its not goodbye its just a hiatas.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 09 November, 2020, 05:10:51 PM
Trump's out.  There's at least a glimmer of hope for a Covid vaccine. I'd forgotten what good news felt like.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 22 November, 2020, 10:05:51 PM
Today, I found a dead mouse in my kitchen (or galley, I suppose, it being a houseboat).  This is way better than it sounds.

I've had mouse sounds keeping me awake at night for a week, and had to clear mouse droppings off the window sills.  Didn't really want to kill them; it's not the mouse's fault it's a pest; so I bought a sonar repeller.  I saw a mouse casually stroll past it as it was supposedly making sounds that mice can't tolerate.  I bought a humane trap - caught two in one night, and deposited them within the suggested 100 yard perimeter where they won't die of starvation and exposure.  But all the time there were mouse sounds keeping me awake.

So I thought fuck it, I hate doing it, but they'll breed and breed if I don't kill them.  So I bought traps and was setting them when I spotted the abovementioned corpse.  There was a foil pack of disprin nearby - I suspect it poisoned itself.

Now there are no mouse sounds.  It seems there was only one, and it just came back when I got rid of it.  And now it's dead, and my hands are clean.  And I've learned something - sonar repellers aren't worth a shite, and there's no real humane way of using a humane trap.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 23 November, 2020, 07:23:28 AM

You need a ship's cat, I suppose.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 23 November, 2020, 09:53:09 AM
During the Great Mouse War of 2000, we were up to our ears in humane traps. One day I took five of the buggers out and released them - it was about  three hundred yards from our house and across a river but I'm sure they just came back.

Except for one. I released that quite late at night and saw it scampering away and I was feeling all proud about how humane I was. And an owl swooped down, picked it up and carried it off.

I'm ashamed to say this ended in putting poison down when they started getting into Tiny (when he really was Tiny) Tips bedroom. The noises stopped. There was a strange smell from some parts of the house for a couple of weeks and then the war was over.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 23 November, 2020, 10:17:39 AM
I found another one in the humane trap last night - Bastard.  I'd really thought that was it.  I've set proper traps now.  I don't want to use poison - apparently it's a horrific way to go; and also local pets could find their poisonous corpses - but I have about 12 old fashioned traps now, so it's war.  I'm considering the ship's cat option too - trouble is, in normal non-pandemic times I'm sometimes away all day or even a couple of days without planning to be, and don't want to leave old Crowley (which would be its name, after my folks' old cat Alistair) neglected.

My brother and I, when we were small, once rescued two mice from the cat.  We put them in a cage, delighted with our new pets.  After one night together, one had literally disembowelled the other one.  Mice aren't nice people.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 23 November, 2020, 11:51:01 AM
I felt terrible about the poison at the time and still do. But it was effective, apparently it gets taken back to any nest and do takes out whole gangs of them. And we could keep it out of other animals way. 

Wouldn't countenance it now though.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 23 November, 2020, 11:52:33 AM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 23 November, 2020, 11:51:01 AM
I felt terrible about the poison at the time and still do. But it was effective, apparently it gets taken back to any nest and do takes out whole gangs of them. And we could keep it out of other animals way. 

Wouldn't countenance it now though.

Ah yeah, I wasn't passing judgement on you or anything. I may yet have to resort to it myself - I hope not but if it's the only way, then I'll consider it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 23 November, 2020, 01:03:24 PM
I was listening to a guy on a chat show last week and he was talking about the time that he caught a mouse in one of the traps he had set. As he went to remove the mouse from the trap, it bit him on the finger. This resulted in the chap having to fork out over a 100 euro for a Tetanus shot and doctor's visit. To cap off a bad day, he had to cancel on a social or work engagement that he was looking forward to attending that day.

Might be a good idea to invest in a thick pair of industrial gloves, Jayzus.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Tiplodocus on 23 November, 2020, 01:28:06 PM
One thing with mice is that they weigh bugger all. I could barely tell when one of the traps had a mice in it or not. Opening them up was always exciting...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 23 November, 2020, 01:37:53 PM
Forget a ships cat, what you want is a ships snake. That'll clean up your mouse problem in no time and it won't care if you shoot off for a couple of days as they're uncaring bastards at the best of times.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 23 November, 2020, 01:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 23 November, 2020, 01:28:06 PM
One thing with mice is that they weigh bugger all. I could barely tell when one of the traps had a mice in it or not. Opening them up was always exciting...

Yep, it's like Christmas every day with a humane trap  ;).

Quote from: Barrington Boots on 23 November, 2020, 01:37:53 PM
Forget a ships cat, what you want is a ships snake. That'll clean up your mouse problem in no time and it won't care if you shoot off for a couple of days as they're uncaring bastards at the best of times.

NOW we're talking.  (I laughed out loud at the expression 'ship's snake'.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Rately on 23 November, 2020, 02:25:27 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 23 November, 2020, 01:50:45 PM
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 23 November, 2020, 01:28:06 PM
One thing with mice is that they weigh bugger all. I could barely tell when one of the traps had a mice in it or not. Opening them up was always exciting...

Yep, it's like Christmas every day with a humane trap  ;).

Quote from: Barrington Boots on 23 November, 2020, 01:37:53 PM
Forget a ships cat, what you want is a ships snake. That'll clean up your mouse problem in no time and it won't care if you shoot off for a couple of days as they're uncaring bastards at the best of times.

NOW we're talking.  (I laughed out loud at the expression 'ship's snake'.)

Brilliant  :lol:

Now, I think I prefer the thought of mice running around, rather than a snake that could just appear out of nowhere at an inopportune moment, leaving me shrieking!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Woolly on 23 November, 2020, 04:13:09 PM
Me and a friend once saved a shrew from a shoe, and then had to watch in horror after freeing it as one of her cats caught and ate it right in front of us.

Shame, as 'shrew in a shoe' sounds great!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 23 November, 2020, 08:32:24 PM
Quote from: Woolly on 23 November, 2020, 04:13:09 PM
Me and a friend once saved a shrew from a shoe, and then had to watch in horror after freeing it as one of her cats caught and ate it right in front of us.

Shame, as 'shrew in a shoe' sounds great!

Oh man, you've just brought back another memory I've tried to shut out. Another mouse we rescued - we put it in a cardboard box. My brother thought it would be hilarious to show it to the Other Cat, full sure that he could stop the cat from doing exactly what cats are supposed to. He was too late, needless to say, and the cat killed the thing in a split second. I was traumatised and he refused to speak about it afterwards. In fact I don't we've ever mentioned it since, 30-odd years down the line.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 23 November, 2020, 08:51:18 PM
An old flatmate spent ages designing and constructing a humane mouse trap, and on the very first night, he caught a live mouse. He then set his mind to what he should do with it  - by the time he'd reached a decision, the poor thing had either starved or died of fright, so not that humane after all.

And when I was about 10, me and a schoolfriend made a fake mouse out of painted cotton wool and string, stuck it in one of the traps around his cellar, applied a big dollop of ketchup and then took it to show his mum - I swear she must've jumped three feet in the air!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 23 November, 2020, 08:58:41 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 23 November, 2020, 08:51:18 PM
An old flatmate spent ages designing and constructing a humane mouse trap, and on the very first night, he caught a live mouse. He then set his mind to what he should do with it  - by the time he'd reached a decision, the poor thing had either starved or died of fright

I have a feeling the one I caught last night may have had a similar fright-related death.  I emptied the trap in the dark and didn't stick around to watch, but it didn't seem too lively when it hit the ground.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Mardroid on 24 November, 2020, 04:13:01 AM
We had issues with mice in our house too a couple of years ago.I'd hear them scurrying around late at night in my bedroom.

I got some humane traps, and they worked! I tend to be awake very late and I'd hear the moment the trap closed. First time I made the mistake of opening the trap to check (as rightfully mentioned above, they really are very light) and it jumped out rather startling me.

From then on I'd make sure I left the trap close sans take the trap down the bottom of our garden and open it there. Sometimes there was nothing, but quite a few times a little fella would scuttle out. I think I must have caught over 8 in total. Sometimes 2-3 nights running. Or maybe it was the same mouse returning. Down the bottom of the garden isn't really far enough (I think you're supposed to take them at least a mile away) but as this would always happen in the early hours of the morning, and I didn't want to go for an nighttime ramble, or leave them in the trap for hours, I compromised with the garden.

Eventually they stopped due to a combination of my trapping and my dad taking measures to enclose the inside of the cupboards (I forget exactly what he did) preventing them accessing food, etc.

This year we had rats in our garage though. I never saw them, but they would help themselves to the fish food we had stored there any even chewed through the lid of a plastic container to get to it! This was after I had relocated the food on top of our freezer, and the blighters would still find their way up there.

I'd smell their urine and hear them scuttle away when I'd open the garage door at night. I bought some rat traps, but this time the traps did not work at all. I'm not sure why. I'm sure I put them in the correct areas. I think rats are just that much more intelligent than mice.

In the end we relocated the food and the rats just stopped their raids. Also cleared up a nest they'd made from the ends of a mop. I haven't heard any scuttling or the smells (well, occasionally cat pee which smells different). I'm sure their still around outside, which is fine. (Unless the foxes have gobbled them up or scared them off. They've been around a lot lately.) I actually like that the rats are about- but I'm glad they're staying outside.

That's not the only thing that's been in our garage. One day I'll tell you about the snake*, if you like, but this post is getting a bit long.

*A wild snake, not a pet. A grass snake in this case.**

** I watched QI the other day, and I learned something interesting about snakes from that Stephen Fry. Did you know that ALL snakes are venomous? This includes snakes that kill by constriction like pythons and boas. And yes our grass snakes have venom also, although if they bite you, you'll suffer nothing worse than a mildly burning rash. Apparently the venom of the 'non venomous' snakes just has a very low toxicity. I get the impression it's so low that it isn't any good as a weapon for them (there was mention of it aiding with digestion of prey already killed) but its there.

This is apparently a relatively recent finding. (Relative as I saw the episode on Dave, which means the episode is probably 2-5 years old.) Oh and Komodo dragons have venom too. In their case, it's nasty, and will likely kill you very slowly, if untreated. Their bite was known to be toxic, but for years it was thought to be toxins due to bacteria from gum disease, etc, resulting from rotting meat between their teeth. Just a few years ago it was discovered they actually employ a kind of venom.

So much for me ending the post without wittering on about snakes. Heh.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 24 November, 2020, 11:36:44 PM
Well I never knew all snakes were venomous.  I remember in Thailand that the green ones were but the red ones weren't, sadly, as the green ones were the ones you couldn't spot (though the locals were way better at spotting them than us foreigners).

As for the mouse situation, I just checked the traps down in the bilge and they were the only ones with dead mice in them, so I put down five more traps.  I felt like a right bastard, I have to say - the only things I've knowingly killed in my adult life have been mosquitoes and other bitey insects.  Even the wasps I just trap and throw out.  Spiders I used to hate but now like, and I let them stay and do their bit for pest control.

I suppose I eat meat, so I can't consider myself too morally high and mighty when it comes to animal welfare, but I did feel bad for those mice and hope it was quick.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 25 November, 2020, 04:27:51 AM
Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55056570)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: ming on 25 November, 2020, 08:55:41 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 25 November, 2020, 04:27:51 AM
Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55056570)

Wonderfully weird.

Liam Sharp gets quotes in a Guardian piece on this: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/23/helicopter-pilot-finds-strange-monolith-in-remote-part-of-utah (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/nov/23/helicopter-pilot-finds-strange-monolith-in-remote-part-of-utah)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 25 November, 2020, 09:13:02 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 24 November, 2020, 11:36:44 PM
As for the mouse situation, I just checked the traps down in the bilge and they were the only ones with dead mice in them, so I put down five more traps.  I felt like a right bastard, I have to say - the only things I've knowingly killed in my adult life have been mosquitoes and other bitey insects.  Even the wasps I just trap and throw out.  Spiders I used to hate but now like, and I let them stay and do their bit for pest control.

I've been in a similar situation to this and also felt awful, but I'm assured it's very quick with the traps.

My Dad was a science teacher and lived in that weird space between having a lot of love and respect for animals but also being incredibly practical when it comes to killing them. I remember him finding a nest of baby mice in his hat in the garage once and very gently picking it up and carefully putting it down on the lawn. I asked what would happen to them and he said something would eat them within the hour.

I also didn't know that about snakes being venemous. I've been bitten by snakes probably dozens of times: it doesn't hurt really but it's a huge shock because of how fast they are when they strike. They hang onto you too. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 25 November, 2020, 11:34:33 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 25 November, 2020, 04:27:51 AM
Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55056570)

Probably an alien Portaloo.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 November, 2020, 11:50:39 AM
Quote from: paddykafka on 25 November, 2020, 11:34:33 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 25 November, 2020, 04:27:51 AM
Metal monolith found by helicopter crew in Utah desert (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55056570)

Probably an alien Portaloo.

I'm with Arthur Wyatt in seeing an airport-size Toblerone.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 25 November, 2020, 11:52:01 AM
Quote from: Barrington Boots on 25 November, 2020, 09:13:02 AM
I've been bitten by snakes probably dozens of times

Wut.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Professor Bear on 25 November, 2020, 12:03:21 PM
"I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler."
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 25 November, 2020, 12:03:54 PM
They'll have to prise those snakes from my cold dead hands.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 25 November, 2020, 12:16:05 PM
I used to keep them when I was in my 20s: initially because I was all edgy and it scored points with a certain type of girl, and then once I fell down the reptile-owning rabbit hole I got fascinated by them and graduated from corn snakes up to full boa constrictor. Sometimes you have to wiggle their food around to get them to go for it and a slow snake handler can easily get bitten, which is negligible when the snake is small and bloody horrible when the snake is huge.

The end of the snake-keeping started when my now-wife introduced me to cat ownership. Despite both being species of 100% bastardry, cats are more affectionate and generally more fun, and although snakes are lazy they escape pretty much all the time which isn't ideal when a snake vs cat encounter will almost certainly end in death for one party.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 25 November, 2020, 06:20:41 PM

I've wasted my life.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 November, 2020, 10:04:23 AM
You're a dark horse, Boots.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 26 November, 2020, 05:38:42 PM
I agreed to look after a friend's snake once while they were on holiday and it seemed a very boring pet. All I had to do was check the heat lamp daily and defrost and feed it a mouse once a week. After eating, it wouldn't move for days, and it wasn't exactly lively or interactive the rest of the time. She later confessed she felt the same - once the novelty wore off it was all maintenance with little reward.

She swore the Tragic Heat Lamp Failure of Winter '09 was a freak accident, but ...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 26 November, 2020, 11:13:29 PM
Traps are all empty this evening.  I don't want to jinx it, but maybe, just maybe, I've won this freakin' war. 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 27 November, 2020, 09:07:19 AM
Unless... they're learning.

"How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 November, 2020, 11:57:57 AM
Quote from: Barrington Boots on 27 November, 2020, 09:07:19 AM
Unless... they're learning.

"How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!"

Well, that was weird.  Six of them just jumped up on the table, stood in a ring and sort of plaited their tails together, then started typing a Notepad document on my computer.   Turns out they just wanted to say I was a prick for killing their mates, and they don't want to live with a filthy scumbag like me anyway.  Then they fucked off with themselves to another planet and killed everyone on it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 November, 2020, 12:08:02 PM
Have you checked your bilges for algae barons and Steersmen?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 November, 2020, 12:45:44 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 27 November, 2020, 12:08:02 PM
Have you checked your bilges for algae barons and Steersmen?

There definitely used to be something else here that's missing now.  A piece of furniture, or something.  Just can't put a finger on what it was.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: shaolin_monkey on 27 November, 2020, 12:57:36 PM
Can I just check... you haven't just suddenly realized what it is that has been going wrong all this time, and finally know how the world could be made a good and happy place, have you? That this time it is right, it will work, and no one will have to get nailed to anything?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 November, 2020, 01:00:24 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 27 November, 2020, 12:45:44 PM
There definitely used to be something else here that's missing now.  A piece of furniture, or something.  Just can't put a finger on what it was.

Boss.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 01 December, 2020, 11:03:50 AM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 27 November, 2020, 12:57:36 PM
Can I just check... you haven't just suddenly realized what it is that has been going wrong all this time, and finally know how the world could be made a good and happy place, have you? That this time it is right, it will work, and no one will have to get nailed to anything?

If that is the case - make sure you write it down, otherwise you'll forget (or the Earth will be destroyed by a Constructor Fleet).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 06 December, 2020, 04:41:18 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 01 December, 2020, 11:03:50 AM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 27 November, 2020, 12:57:36 PM
Can I just check... you haven't just suddenly realized what it is that has been going wrong all this time, and finally know how the world could be made a good and happy place, have you? That this time it is right, it will work, and no one will have to get nailed to anything?

If that is the case - make sure you write it down, otherwise you'll forget (or the Earth will be destroyed by a Constructor Fleet).

Forgot to say, that post inspired me to download the radio play of the Hitchhikers Guide. Never heard the actual play before; in fact i didn't even know the play existed before the book
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 20 December, 2020, 03:02:45 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/YGzQ7LQ.png)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 10 February, 2021, 01:45:10 PM
Sometimes karma really does work. After the kerfuffle with having to move out of my last place because the landlord thought he could make a packet flogging his slum I heard through the grapevine that he couldn't get anyone to buy it at any price and has been forced to put it up for rent again (at an outrageous price still) and has been carrying all his costs in the meantime so he's rather desperate from what I gather. I hope he enjoys the sleepless nights me and the missus suffered through when he violated our rights.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 15 February, 2021, 01:06:30 PM
Just seen a beautiful little kingfisher down by the river. He kept ahead of me before diving underwater and coming up with a tiny fish in his beak which he promptly wolfed down.
Day made.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 February, 2021, 01:35:43 PM
Lovely.  I've lived in a canal boat for more than three years and haven't seen any yet - I even painted one on a neighbour's boat once. 
I have seen a few on boating trips with my Dad though; they're truly amazing-looking things.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 16 February, 2021, 02:40:46 PM

I glimpsed one once - a truly mesmerising colour, unlike anything else I've seen. I remember it making my day as well.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 March, 2021, 09:39:16 AM
I used to get distant glimpses of a kingfisher on the R. Dodder as a kid walking home from school, but a few years ago while sailing in Norfolk we got to watch one going about its business from just a couple of metres away. I'll never forget it. (One of) the benefits of sail over engine (beautiful barn owl surprised us on a twilight walk on the same trip).

But that's not why I came here!

I was pushing for our longest distance yet on a morning run with my son, who commenced griping and generally teen-expiring while (judging by the lack of updates from the running app) the target was still way off, which was annoying because we've been doing well over here past while and I'd felt that although it was a stretch I thought it was well within our capabilities: defeatist zoomers.

So I cajoled/encouraged/bullied him into lurching miserably onwards with promises of how good he would feel to beat his personal best, deploying annoying phrases like "it builds character" like every PE teacher I ever hated, and Lo, we made it home, albeit in a sweaty heap.

Only to discover that my phone had died at some point, taking the distance app with it. Consultation of a map revealed we had gone over 2km further than planned (which was already further than anything we'd done), and ran for almost a quarter-hour beyond our target.

Even though I fear today will have a bearing on the quality of my nursing home experience, all injured parties are now mostly recovered and vocally surprised by their own abilities.


Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 27 March, 2021, 02:49:51 PM
Good for you and the young lad, Tordel's!

Even if I could overcome my natural laziness and loathing of physical activity to take up running, alas, I rather fear that this would be the - rather ridiculous - end result.  :)

https://media.tenor.com/images/cbc3ddc3007b3aa004b30c5ebe369df5/tenor.gif






Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 27 March, 2021, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: paddykafka on 27 March, 2021, 02:49:51 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/cbc3ddc3007b3aa004b30c5ebe369df5/tenor.gif

I had a suspicion you were stalking me Paddy, but this is going too far.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 27 March, 2021, 04:15:10 PM
Fair play to you and the young lad, TB!

On the downside, the last two posts here have inspired me to play QWOP, which I see now was an unconscious way of procrastinating doing my real physical exercise (as is writing this post). 

I have, however, discovered a way to run indefinitely in QWOP, using my right foot and left knee to edge forward.  So it's not a wasted afternoon.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 31 March, 2021, 12:10:18 PM
My parents have had their first vaccination jab.  A massive weight off my mind there, I must say, and I'll soon be able to visit them again.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 31 March, 2021, 12:35:46 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 31 March, 2021, 12:10:18 PM
My parents have had their first vaccination jab.  A massive weight off my mind there, I must say, and I'll soon be able to visit them again.

That's good news.
It was a huge relief when my fairly elderly father-in-law received his 2nd jab recently.
I think my Mam is due hers in about 3-4 weeks, and after that I'll be able to drop to yellow alert mentally.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 31 March, 2021, 01:05:30 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 31 March, 2021, 12:10:18 PM
My parents have had their first vaccination jab.  A massive weight off my mind there, I must say, and I'll soon be able to visit them again.

Glad to hear your good news, Jayzus.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 31 March, 2021, 01:48:50 PM
Thank you, guys, and I'm glad to hear your good news too, Link.

My parents and my brother have been vaccinated now.  It kind of brings home to me the fact that this won't be forever - things are still shite, of course, but we've passed the halfway point in the woods.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 14 April, 2021, 07:07:33 PM
Lapsang souchong tea.  :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 14 April, 2021, 07:42:48 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 26 November, 2020, 11:13:29 PM
Traps are all empty this evening.  I don't want to jinx it, but maybe, just maybe, I've won this freakin' war.

Talking of rats - something made off with one of our duck's chicken eggs. Y'see, the young 'un wanted to carry out an experiment so they borrowed a chicken egg (from under a chicken), took it home and put it under one of the ducks.

Next day: much distressed quacking in the yard and a smashed egg far from the nest. I've made a short list of the possible culprits:

- A trash panda (aka raccoon)
- Cunning squirrels
- Next door's rats
- The ducks themselves!
- I say, I say - a chicken-hawk.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 14 April, 2021, 08:56:29 PM
You have failed to take ornithology obsessed ninjas into account.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 14 April, 2021, 09:23:14 PM

Ceramic eggs work okay.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 14 April, 2021, 09:46:33 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 14 April, 2021, 08:56:29 PM
You have failed to take ornithology obsessed ninjas into account.

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 April, 2021, 12:36:41 PM

Our campsite's finally open again and filling up with people. I'd almost forgotten what children's laughter sounds like.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 April, 2021, 12:44:58 PM
Good stuff; it's really encouraging to hear that there's an end in sight.  Me, I'm longing for lockdown to end for exactly the opposite reason - families can't go to the pub, restaurants or shops, so they come here to the canal towpath instead to look at nature and the boats here.  Can't blame them for that, but the latter involves talking loudly and staring in my window.  Obviously they have every right to do what they're doing, but I miss the quiet times.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 17 April, 2021, 04:34:11 PM

Staring into your windows is such bad manners. When I lived on the marina, several people used to hate it - one so much that he had a collection of sex toys nailed to a shelf which he put into position whenever he was moored on the towpath.

My dog's not happy - he's had the site more or less all to himself for a year and now his territory's been invaded. He'll get over it when somebody gives him a surplus sausage, though :D

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 April, 2021, 08:21:59 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 17 April, 2021, 04:34:11 PM

Staring into your windows is such bad manners. When I lived on the marina, several people used to hate it - one so much that he had a collection of sex toys nailed to a shelf which he put into position whenever he was moored on the towpath.



Now we're talking!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 17 April, 2021, 09:07:15 PM
Of course, you could always go down the Norman Bate's road.

Henceforth, anyone looking in, will only see and hear a silhouette of an old woman in a wheel-chair, admonishing you for your terrible lifestyle choices.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 April, 2021, 11:50:13 AM
I like your thinking!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 20 April, 2021, 07:17:22 PM
Back at work in the actual school building this week, with students in non-virtual attendance. I went outside for a cuppa during the lunch break and realized something I've been noticing ever since coming back - there are lots more birds here than there usually are - all singing away with their spring songs.

The humans moved out for a while - the birds moved in. I suppose now that we're back, the birds may move away again - I don't know - but there is that hope for nature's recovery from the shock of humanity.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 21 April, 2021, 10:55:07 AM
I'm booked in for my first jab* next Tuesday. I genuinely didn't think it would be available to me until August/September, but now it looks like I'll get both courses well before then. I have decided this is in spite of the government, not because of it.

I also found out this morning that an old friend of mine has be granted a place on a program researching the immune systems response to a variety of corona viruses, not just covid-19, so that's good.

*as in the covid-19 vaccine, not the Belfast pronunciation of gainful employment
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 April, 2021, 01:18:45 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 21 April, 2021, 10:55:07 AM

*as in the covid-19 vaccine, not the Belfast pronunciation of gainful employment

:lol:

Delighted to hear it anyway, Mister Pops.  It's just occurred to me that you may have named yourself after the first toy I remember Santy bringing me...?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 21 April, 2021, 07:43:42 PM
Not familiar with the toy you're referring to. Pops was a well known local harmless alco from the outskirts of Derry in the late 80s. Then in the mid-to-late nineties he kind of disappeared and his mantle was passed on to me by my mates, who were being a bit ironic, because I didn't really drink much at this stage. It stuck, and became my online "handle", with variations of Mr/Mister/Senior etc. prefixed. To this day, there are folks in Derry who only know me as Pops. This suits me as Derry, like most Irish towns I would assume, is a place where if you fart, everyone wants to sniff it and assume things about you based on the smell.

Found out many years later when the original Pops' actually died*, his sister got cancer, so he cleaned himself up and looked after her. That's why he dropped off the radar. Now I'm probably the same age as him when I first saw this stray man busking with his air guitar.

I didn't intend to go off on one like this when I started typing, but you did ask. And what the fuck else do I have to be doing really?

*It was a World Cup year, the one with all the whinging over vuvuzelas
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 21 April, 2021, 08:30:37 PM
I used to work in the local bar of my hometown, and one of the local characters was called Reject - by everyone in the town. It was just his name. He introduced himself that way, answered to it etc. Total numpty on the booze and way too thirsty for it - I used to cut him off by pretending to give him vodka but just smearing a bit on the lip of a glass of lemonade then giving him all his money back in a different format after shoogling around the till a bit to make it look good. We'd spend all of Saturday afternoon stopping him from being beaten up.

Anyway - I bumped into him in the street a few years later, and he was sober and it was only then I realized that I had no idea what his real name was.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 21 April, 2021, 09:32:03 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 21 April, 2021, 07:43:42 PM
Not familiar with the toy you're referring to. Pops was a well known local harmless alco from the outskirts of Derry in the late 80s. Then in the mid-to-late nineties he kind of disappeared and his mantle was passed on to me by my mates, who were being a bit ironic, because I didn't really drink much at this stage. It stuck, and became my online "handle", with variations of Mr/Mister/Senior etc. prefixed. To this day, there are folks in Derry who only know me as Pops. This suits me as Derry, like most Irish towns I would assume, is a place where if you fart, everyone wants to sniff it and assume things about you based on the smell.

Found out many years later when the original Pops' actually died*, his sister got cancer, so he cleaned himself up and looked after her. That's why he dropped off the radar. Now I'm probably the same age as him when I first saw this stray man busking with his air guitar.

I didn't intend to go off on one like this when I started typing, but you did ask. And what the fuck else do I have to be doing really?

*It was a World Cup year, the one with all the whinging over vuvuzelas

Don't worry, stories like that are what keeps this thread great!  This was what I was referring to:
(https://cf.geekdo-images.com/egEmC9h930jtQ2Y9harkOA__opengraph/img/oAvgbJ9gss1WU-U4WfXdfAWctBk=/fit-in/1200x630/filters:strip_icc()/pic41144.jpg)

Weird, you don't really get many characters like the original Pops, and Reject, any more, but they used to be a dime a dozen.  I remember The Man in the Purple Tracksuit - no idea of his real name - and Fiver, ditto, who looked like the portrait on the Irish five pound note. There was the Monkey Man too, and Terry, which wasn't his real name; he just looked a bit like Terry Wogan. Figgerty's still around, I'm pleased to say; who got his name from a long-decommissioned animated character from the Jacob's Fig Rolls ad.  And that's just my little home village in midlands Ireland.

Dublin had the Man with the Pole, and Bang Bang (way before my time), who used to pull out a giant key and shoot you with it, saying 'Bang Bang!' 
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 21 April, 2021, 10:10:40 PM
Sydney had The Possum Lady, when I lived there. She kept two live possums down her front. Glasgow's West End, for a couple of seasons, had The Squirrel Man, who had made friends with the squirrel population on the banks of the Kelvin and could be seen, standing off the path in the underbrush, covered by his little rodent army.

There's a weird superhero story in there somewhere...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 21 April, 2021, 10:39:28 PM
These people were never a dime a dozen. To quote Hunter S. Thompson they were each:

QuoteOne of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 14 May, 2021, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 21 April, 2021, 10:39:28 PM
These people were never a dime a dozen. To quote Hunter S. Thompson they were each:

QuoteOne of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die

Quite a few of them mentioned by Paul Auster in City of Glass.  Yeah, you're right - never a dime a dozen.  But scarcer now.


Back on topic - My motorbike injury from a few weeks ago started flaring up again.  Went to the GP.  1 - It's not broken and it's nothing serious.  2 - I hadn't even had seen the doctor yet when the receptionist said I could get vaccinated next Friday if I wanted.  I wanted.  Officially, my age group hasn't even started registering yet - the clinic must have ordered extra ones or something.  The beginning is nigh!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 07:23:09 PM
Ah! Something good happened!

I've worked with a selective mute for the past few months, which has created some interesting communication challenges for both of us, as you might imagine. In this case, we were operating strictly on yes/no responses.

Anyway - they spoke to me today! Three separate times! And - also communicated using typed sentences. I didn't make a big deal of it because I didn't want to lay on any pressure - I don't even know how to let them know I'm celebrating. Maybe I just don't do that part.

Oh frabjous day!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 18 May, 2021, 07:32:27 PM
That's a good one, Funt!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 May, 2021, 08:23:45 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 07:23:09 PM
Ah! Something good happened!

I've worked with a selective mute for the past few months, which has created some interesting communication challenges for both of us, as you might imagine. In this case, we were operating strictly on yes/no responses.

Anyway - they spoke to me today! Three separate times! And - also communicated using typed sentences. I didn't make a big deal of it because I didn't want to lay on any pressure - I don't even know how to let them know I'm celebrating. Maybe I just don't do that part.

Oh frabjous day!

Had to look up selective mutism, but yeah, that's freakin arsom.  Fair play, Funt.

Wonder if I was somewhere on that spectrum as a young lad? Never knew it had a name.  It was horrendous though, and thank Grud the teaching job helped me overcome it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 08:48:00 PM
Yeah - it's a weird name because it makes it sound like the person with the condition is opting not to talk - but of course that's not the case.

I've had three cases over about ten years, and they've all presented differently, as you might imagine. In this case, it went beyond speech and also covered expression through text and art. Although they can express themselves perfectly well in code and mathematics. And at home, apparently.

I've got high hopes that they have a career in coding ahead of them.

Different topic, probably, but I read recently that stuttering, in at least some cases, has little to do with anxiety and a lot to do with a specific brain condition. So, treatments that focused on overcoming anxiety weren't really going to work for those people. I get that having a condition like that could also provoke anxiety as a side effect. Complicated stuff.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 18 May, 2021, 09:01:09 PM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 18 May, 2021, 08:48:00 PM
Yeah - it's a weird name because it makes it sound like the person with the condition is opting not to talk - but of course that's not the case.

I've had three cases over about ten years, and they've all presented differently, as you might imagine. In this case, it went beyond speech and also covered expression through text and art. Although they can express themselves perfectly well in code and mathematics. And at home, apparently.

I've got high hopes that they have a career in coding ahead of them.

Different topic, probably, but I read recently that stuttering, in at least some cases, has little to do with anxiety and a lot to do with a specific brain condition. So, treatments that focused on overcoming anxiety weren't really going to work for those people. I get that having a condition like that could also provoke anxiety as a side effect. Complicated stuff.

That is very interesting.  I know in my case it was severe social anxiety that was the problem, and made me freeze up around strangers (women in particular, sadly).  But I don't think I could describe myself as selectively mute - I was just shy.

The stuttering thing is different, though. I've known a few people with fairly severe cases, but a few of them improved naturally as they got older.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: milstar on 21 May, 2021, 04:11:14 PM
Well, at least the man is still alive.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/21/elderly-man-has-wrong-leg-amputated-at-austrian-clinic (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/21/elderly-man-has-wrong-leg-amputated-at-austrian-clinic)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 21 May, 2021, 04:54:27 PM
When I had my knee operation, they checked a ka-zillion times that everyone was in complete agreement as to exactly which knee was the correct one to be cutting open ... then they cut my knob off.


Parts of this story are true.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 21 May, 2021, 05:58:51 PM
At my advanced age, I think I'd miss a knee more than me knob.  I'd make an even worse living if I had to rely on the latter instead of the former, and now I come to think of it, given the state of my belly, I've not seen either for a while.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 22 May, 2021, 10:19:26 AM
Speaking of knobs dropping off, I got my first Pfizer jab yesterday.  A huge relief after my first real Covid scare three days before - If it had been a positive result I'd have had no chance of a vaccination for at least 6 months, not to mention fecked lungs and no sense of taste in the best case scenario.

No side effects apart from a very slight dead arm for the day, and the guy with the needle even agreed to photograph it as I was doing it (not that I'll be sharing those photos on any social media; I can do without being called a microchipped, bloodclotted sheep with 5G poisoning).  I believe my second jab in a month's time will feel like a full-on hangover but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it - it's not like it's a feeling I'm unfamiliar with, and it won't come with the usual added guilt and shame.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 22 May, 2021, 02:12:37 PM
Life is sort of okay for me, because last week I had one of those terrifying blood tests upon which your life and future depend, and one of those invasive examinations which men of my age will be sadly all-too familiar.

I therefore spent the week absolutely convinced that the symptoms that led to my gp in the first place were obviously indicative of the very worst.

However, they're not! Well, there are strange markers in my blood that are worrying, but that word that we all live in fear of hearing from the mouths of medical people was only mentioned in terms of "it's probably not that". So- I have tablets and more tests. The first tablet has made me feel like someone has sneaked me onto a waltzer fairground ride, but that's fine and I will get used to them. I await further effects happy in the knowledge I may not be pushing up daisies as soon as I had feared.

Result.

And tomorrow I have a Sunday appointment at a hospital in another town, which will result in me having gel smeared into my eyes for hopefully the last time. I may have to blindly feel my way back to the railway station and then home afterwards, but at least I wont have to do it again- I hope.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 22 May, 2021, 04:41:17 PM
Delighted to hear it, SBT.  I've had more than one of those kind of examinations middle-aged men live in fear of, and know all too well how much of a relief it is to hear that I didn't have to make funeral plans just yet.

And best of luck with the eye thing.  Sounds like a huge leap forward from a few years ago when it was looking much worse for your eyesight.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 22 May, 2021, 04:57:19 PM
Thankyou. And yes, losing my sight is pretty close to my biggest fear, and having sticks shoved under my eyeballs one of the most unpleasant things I've ever had done to me. I won't be sorry to see the back of all that.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 22 May, 2021, 06:02:27 PM
Yikes, SBT! You really have been through the mill. Glad to hear that the outlook is good.

Best of luck to you!

And ditto to yourself Jayzus. Got the jab myself last week and not a bother from it, save for a slightly sore arm and a wee pain in the gulliver. So all is good!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 22 May, 2021, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: paddykafka on 22 May, 2021, 06:02:27 PM
Yikes, SBT! You really have been through the mill. Glad to hear that the outlook is good.

Best of luck to you!

And ditto to yourself Jayzus. Got the jab myself last week and not a bother from it, save for a slightly sore arm and a wee pain in the gulliver. So all is good!

Great to hear it! Onwards and upwards
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 22 May, 2021, 09:12:11 PM
Good news gents, always very welcome.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: milstar on 27 May, 2021, 03:13:46 PM
Well, in this sad, harrowing times of covid epidemic, I found myself trying to washing it away with clips of Hale and Pace. Forgot how much these two gents were funny. Yorkshire Airlines, here I come!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 27 May, 2021, 03:43:30 PM
Second Jag yesterday, no side effect, all good!! and a week's hols next week.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 27 May, 2021, 05:52:44 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 27 May, 2021, 03:43:30 PM
Second Jag yesterday, no side effect, all good!! and a week's hols next week.

Second Jag?  What are you, a deputy prime minister?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 28 May, 2021, 08:56:12 AM
Quote from: sheridan on 27 May, 2021, 05:52:44 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 27 May, 2021, 03:43:30 PM
Second Jag yesterday, no side effect, all good!! and a week's hols next week.

Second Jag?  What are you, a deputy prime minister?

Oh, well played.

Glad to hear it, though, Proudhuff.  My second one is in three weeks - in your face, Covid, you spikey little bollix.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 28 May, 2021, 03:38:46 PM
Finally saw the business end of a (first) needle this morning (Moderna, if anyone is keeping score - thanks Dolly!  :thumbsup:), in the truly impressive Citywest Conference Centre location (the vaccination operation, not the ugly planning-permission-defying dump itself).

I won't get into the bizarre mental double-vision I'm struggling with these days, suffice to say if there's an opposite to anti-Vaxxer or Covid-denier I'm it, but filing silently into an army-manned processing centre still left me with an unwanted insight into the upsetting view of the world that some people must experience.

The flip side of this was how heartening it was to see so many individuals, and so much effort and organisation, contributing to a national and international project. Maybe there's some hope for the bigger battles to come, if self-interest can align with sense on this scale.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 28 May, 2021, 05:11:56 PM
Congrats. I was lucky - despite living in a weird dichotomy of a country, my Covid experience was very homely - it was set up in a local school's gymnasium, and I actually got the injection from a colleague who is also a nurse.

But, sure, if you thought the needle contained nefarious nano-ware piloted by Bill "Blofeld" Gates, there's not much that wouldn't be awful about it.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 28 May, 2021, 08:54:55 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 May, 2021, 03:38:46 PM
Finally saw the business end of a (first) needle this morning (Moderna, if anyone is keeping score - thanks Dolly!  :thumbsup:), in the truly impressive Citywest Conference Centre location

That's where I was last week to get my Covid test (thankfully negative, hence the subsequent vaccination at my GP's).

Imagine if someone told you a couple of years back a pandemic would soon close down the hotels and huge tents would be erected outside them for mass virus testing - you'd have been absolutely terrified.

In fact it was all quite a pleasant and friendly experience - I even met one of my old students who was working there and had a nice catching-up chat.  The stick up the nose for five seconds wasn't pleasant, mind you.

Anyway great to hear you're vaxxed up and ready to go, TB.  Particularly heartening for me, as you were the first person to make me really realise how serious this was all going to be when you started the Covid thread.  Glad you're sorted too, Funt.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: maryanddavid on 28 May, 2021, 10:54:41 PM
Got my second jab on Tuesday, its really weird how it shifted my mindset. Dont get me wrong , masks and sanitisers still going but now looking forward to the summer, instead of an underlying fear of catching it at work and bringing it home.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 29 May, 2021, 12:20:31 AM
While we're sharing experiences - I walked to the Excel Centre (currently rebranded as the Nightingale Hospital) and got pointed in the direction of the temporary rooms in the main hall - yes the same place that many of those reading this will have been gone to for various comic conventions.  Once that was all done we walked back home, via the local supermarket.

Don't think I've mentioned it on forum before, but I wasn't born or brought up anywhere near where I now live (born over 50 miles away and lived between 100 and 200 miles away at various times).  Despite this, it turned out (after we'd put on offer in on the place) that my dad lived a few streets away.  He literally went to school five minutes from where I now live.

Then a week or two later we skyped dad and did some family history and found out I'd walked past the (site of the) road that my great-grandad was born in a hundred and ten years ago and where pretty close to where other ancestors live in the 1910s and 1920s - remember, it's not like I knew that my family had any connection to this area!  Oh, and as you can imagine from the location of the Excel Centre, this area was pretty badly hit in the blitz.  In fact, I've found an aerial picture of the streets around where I live (including the house we live in).  The photo was taken from a German bomber, with two more German bombers in the frame...
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 29 May, 2021, 01:25:20 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 27 May, 2021, 05:52:44 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 27 May, 2021, 03:43:30 PM
Second Jag yesterday, no side effect, all good!! and a week's hols next week.

Second Jag?  What are you, a deputy prime minister?

:lol: Nope, Scottish: so its a jag not a jab (which is a punch). Jags are prickly things little thistles, bunnets or jumpers
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: TordelBack on 29 May, 2021, 04:05:43 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 29 May, 2021, 12:20:31 AM
... The photo was taken from a German bomber, with two more German bombers in the frame...

Terrific true life tale, Sheridan Psychogeography a-go-go.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Barrington Boots on 07 June, 2021, 09:51:50 AM
We were out for a walk yesterday and found a slow worm on the riverside path. I haven't seen one of these since I was a boy and Mrs. Boots had never seen one ever. Gorgeous little thing - we made sure it got into the undergrowth safely as there's a lot of bikes that take that route.

Then on the way home we were actually attacked by a gigantic crow. My first time being attacked by a bird and hopefully my last as it's actually quite scary.

Nature rules!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 10 June, 2021, 09:04:21 PM
I say this here because it is just 'sort of' OK that I just signed off on a mortgage and bought (a share of) my first property. Its not an ideal set up, but is more secure than renting and at an equal or slightly less monthly cost.

Yay! Responsibilities that are my own for a change!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 11 June, 2021, 08:45:42 AM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 10 June, 2021, 09:04:21 PM
I say this here because it is just 'sort of' OK that I just signed off on a mortgage and bought (a share of) my first property. Its not an ideal set up, but is more secure than renting and at an equal or slightly less monthly cost.

Yay! Responsibilities that are my own for a change!

Congratulations - though as many media outlets may claim, when you have problems around the house you're going to have to deal with them yourself *



* only kidding - like the average landlord ever deals with issues with their property anyway!

p.s. do you have a garden?  Ours has really helped us get through lockdown for the last year.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 11 June, 2021, 08:47:45 AM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 29 May, 2021, 01:25:20 PM
Quote from: sheridan on 27 May, 2021, 05:52:44 PM
Quote from: Proudhuff on 27 May, 2021, 03:43:30 PM
Second Jag yesterday, no side effect, all good!! and a week's hols next week.

Second Jag?  What are you, a deputy prime minister?

:lol: Nope, Scottish: so its a jag not a jab (which is a punch). Jags are prickly things little thistles, bunnets or jumpers


Thanks for the linguistics lesson - I'd thought it was a typo!


Love hearing about the Scots terms - particularly as I spent much of my childhood reading a comic which frequently featured Scots in-jokes in about two thirds of the stories (because they were written by John Wagner and Alan Grant).  I still wonder how many I'm missing!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 11 June, 2021, 09:56:01 AM
Quote from: sheridan on 11 June, 2021, 08:45:42 AM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 10 June, 2021, 09:04:21 PM
I say this here because it is just 'sort of' OK that I just signed off on a mortgage and bought (a share of) my first property. Its not an ideal set up, but is more secure than renting and at an equal or slightly less monthly cost.

Yay! Responsibilities that are my own for a change!

Congratulations - though as many media outlets may claim, when you have problems around the house you're going to have to deal with them yourself *



* only kidding - like the average landlord ever deals with issues with their property anyway!

p.s. do you have a garden?  Ours has really helped us get through lockdown for the last year.

No garden as its a flat but there is a communal garden space with allotments you can choose for your own growing needs. Honestly the money isn't that much of an issue and the landlords seem alright folks (keeping the jury very much out on that one) so fingers crossed it goes alright. Certainly the extra costs of living with be sufficiently equaled by the much easier (and cheaper) commute.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: von Boom on 11 June, 2021, 02:04:28 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 10 June, 2021, 09:04:21 PM
I say this here because it is just 'sort of' OK that I just signed off on a mortgage and bought (a share of) my first property. Its not an ideal set up, but is more secure than renting and at an equal or slightly less monthly cost.

Yay! Responsibilities that are my own for a change!
Congrats, Hawks! My wife and I did the same thing last autumn. Our landlord suddenly decided to sell and we were forced out. We said enough of this and bought our first every place. No more landlord to be beholdened to any more. Now the mortgage company owns us for the next twenty or so years. Sigh.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Colin YNWA on 11 June, 2021, 02:39:14 PM
Congratulations Hawkmumbler - hope the move goes (went) okay. I remember loving my first flat so much when i first moved in. Hope yours brings you as much joy.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 11 June, 2021, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: von Boom on 11 June, 2021, 02:04:28 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 10 June, 2021, 09:04:21 PM
I say this here because it is just 'sort of' OK that I just signed off on a mortgage and bought (a share of) my first property. Its not an ideal set up, but is more secure than renting and at an equal or slightly less monthly cost.

Yay! Responsibilities that are my own for a change!
Congrats, Hawks! My wife and I did the same thing last autumn. Our landlord suddenly decided to sell and we were forced out. We said enough of this and bought our first every place. No more landlord to be beholdened to any more. Now the mortgage company owns us for the next twenty or so years. Sigh.

Better than a poxy landlord owning you forever...

Congrats Hawk! Great news.  I've been on my boat for four years - it's small and needs constant maintenance, but it's mine and I've never looked back.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 11 June, 2021, 10:13:35 PM
ah good news mate, glad the signing off went through ok.

Barbie at yours this summer?  :lol:
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Post by: Hawkmumbler on 13 June, 2021, 08:21:22 PM
Too kind, all. Really now isn't an ideal time to become a first time home owner, but then no time since 2008 or, indeed, ever has been a good time. Fortunately my meh day job just gave me a promotion and I recently picked up a second job, plus a modest side income through prose and article draftsmanship. I'll manage.
And if ever Manchester has a comic con that doesn't suck any and all squaxx are welcome.

Quote from: Dandontdare on 11 June, 2021, 10:13:35 PM
ah good news mate, glad the signing off went through ok.

Barbie at yours this summer?  :lol:

No room for a barbie in the flat but my new abode is in Salford Quays so many a pint and, if the social gardens allow, maybe a BBQ is indeed possible, lol.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 14 June, 2021, 11:37:45 AM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 13 June, 2021, 08:21:22 PM
Really now isn't an ideal time to become a first time home owner, but then no time since 2008


Can confirm that pre-2008 was no picnic either.

Best of luck with the new digs, Hawk.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 14 June, 2021, 04:50:07 PM
I thought all the Flash games were dead, then I found Flashpoint (https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/).
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 16 August, 2021, 09:00:00 PM
Skateboarding 'makes me feel like I'm flying', says four-year-old (https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england-sussex-58159663)

Oh, and a fun quote from mini-Solo while she was browsing in the comic shop: "This one's called 'The Last Comic You'll Ever Read' - well, I'm not getting that one, then. I love reading!"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: milstar on 18 August, 2021, 03:29:58 PM
https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/43-hour-london-bus-route-21322395 (https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/43-hour-london-bus-route-21322395)

Cool!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 21 December, 2021, 07:52:48 PM
The school in Northern Ireland giving all its pupils free meals (https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-59689883)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 03 March, 2022, 10:57:06 PM
Got asked to paint a window on a pub right in the middle of Dublin last week.  Nobody was quite sure of what I should paint before I turned up (it was mainly just to block the view into the pub), but I had a fairly overly optimistic idea of suggesting Dredd.  When I met the manager, I didn't get a chance because one of the regulars suggested Dredd before I did. So now there's a permanent painting of Dredd on Cassidys of Westmoreland St.

(With all the relevant Rebellion / 2000ad legal credits of course.  And for what it's worth I combined a Robinson Dredd with a Jock one and got something way shitter than either but feck it, I've brought Dredd to one of Dublin's busiest streets.)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 04 March, 2022, 01:23:16 AM

Nice one, JBC - hope you've got a license for those scrawlbrushes, Citizen!

Any chance of a pic?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 04 March, 2022, 12:23:29 PM
I'll try and get a pic ASAP.

I added the copyright details as I was asked to do a few years ago (by Molch-R, iirc) with other prog-related paintings.  But the scrawl-brushes - well, a spell in the cubes would do me good, I suppose.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 14 March, 2022, 09:00:00 PM
Just had two of my window paintings liked by Rufus fecking Dayglo. All I can think is, Jesus, man, have you not seen your own stuff yet?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 15 March, 2022, 06:52:04 AM

Good stuff, JBC!

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Post by: paddykafka on 16 March, 2022, 12:30:35 PM
Nice to hear, Jayzus. I'll keep an eye out for that next time I'm in town.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 March, 2022, 03:27:14 PM
Cheers lads.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 17 March, 2022, 03:11:47 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 14 March, 2022, 09:00:00 PM
Just had two of my window paintings liked by Rufus fecking Dayglo. All I can think is, Jesus, man, have you not seen your own stuff yet?

That's so cool.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: broodblik on 17 March, 2022, 04:16:51 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 17 March, 2022, 03:11:47 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 14 March, 2022, 09:00:00 PM
Just had two of my window paintings liked by Rufus fecking Dayglo. All I can think is, Jesus, man, have you not seen your own stuff yet?

That's so cool.

Jayzus it would be lovely if you could share the pictures on here as well
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 17 March, 2022, 05:54:22 PM
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/5B5E/production/_123709332_7783_28353_thanhnguyenphuc_vietnam_open_travel_2022.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 17 March, 2022, 06:26:39 PM
Quote from: broodblik on 17 March, 2022, 04:16:51 AM
Quote from: Funt Solo on 17 March, 2022, 03:11:47 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 14 March, 2022, 09:00:00 PM
Just had two of my window paintings liked by Rufus fecking Dayglo. All I can think is, Jesus, man, have you not seen your own stuff yet?

That's so cool.

Jayzus it would be lovely if you could share the pictures on here as well

No bother.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca1dw9KsHmm/?utm_medium=copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca1dw9KsHmm/?utm_medium=copy_link)

And at the risk of being sued: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CapjitZMOZ2/?utm_medium=copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/CapjitZMOZ2/?utm_medium=copy_link)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: broodblik on 17 March, 2022, 06:55:18 PM
Cool thank you
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 19 March, 2022, 01:15:56 PM
Wowsa! They look great, JBC!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 March, 2022, 02:38:57 PM
 Thanks, guys :)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 25 March, 2022, 03:03:15 PM
Just back from a mini break to Dublin. Which of course meant I had to look up Jayzuz B Christ for a pint or three. Top fella!

(https://i.imgur.com/7bKx90Ct.jpg)

Had a great evening in some of the less leprechauny pubs, and the next day I tracked down his Dredd window  (pic doesn't do it justice, it was too sunny):

(https://i.imgur.com/8Q11dszt.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 25 March, 2022, 03:33:24 PM
The pleasure was mine, fella!  A few midweek pints with a sound lad and a chance to chat about the prog and the message board - that's what I call a decent evening🙂

Hope to do it again some time! (And I'm fairly sure I counted four pints, not three ☺)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 07 June, 2022, 07:29:52 PM
I just finished the last ever exam I'll ever have to do for the rest of my life*. This is slightly tempered by the fact that, after avoiding it for so long, I'm back in the office on Thursday.

Ignoring that, I would highly recommend the Open University to anyone thinking of doing a masters and I don't doubt their undergrad courses are excellent too.

*unless I have failed it and have to do a resit. Or I lose my mind and decide to do another completely different degree. Or if I completely lose my mind altogether and do a PhD, but I'm pretty sure PhD students don't have to do stressful things like exams.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 07 June, 2022, 08:51:34 PM
Congrats, Pops!

I remember a while ago (it'll be something like two decades) someone on the board having a go at people for having more than one degree - they had the idea that it was greedy. Then someone explained that there are different levels of degree. It was a great revelation!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Link Prime on 08 June, 2022, 09:27:18 AM
Quote from: Mister Pops on 07 June, 2022, 07:29:52 PM
I just finished the last ever exam I'll ever have to do for the rest of my life*.

It's the dreams you've to worry abut for the rest of your life, Pops. The dreams.

Congrats by the way.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 08 June, 2022, 01:00:37 PM

Great stuff, Mr. P!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 08 June, 2022, 03:29:08 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 08 June, 2022, 09:27:18 AM

It's the dreams you've to worry abut for the rest of your life, Pops. The dreams.


This is no joke. I still dream I am about to sit an accountancy exam. An exam I sat and passed 27 years ago, but have no idea how I did it.

But it's not really the dream you need to worry about. It's the dread when you wake and think "shit, do I have an exam today?"
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 08 June, 2022, 03:47:54 PM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 08 June, 2022, 03:29:08 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 08 June, 2022, 09:27:18 AM

It's the dreams you've to worry abut for the rest of your life, Pops. The dreams.


This is no joke. I still dream I am about to sit an accountancy exam. An exam I sat and passed 27 years ago, but have no idea how I did it.

But it's not really the dream you need to worry about. It's the dread when you wake and think "shit, do I have an exam today?"

Well this morning I woke up with a beast if a hangover. I think I still prefer that to exam anxiety
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Angry Vince on 09 June, 2022, 05:48:34 AM
Quote from: The Enigmatic Dr X on 08 June, 2022, 03:29:08 PM
Quote from: Link Prime on 08 June, 2022, 09:27:18 AM

It's the dreams you've to worry abut for the rest of your life, Pops. The dreams.


This is no joke. I still dream I am about to sit an accountancy exam. An exam I sat and passed 27 years ago, but have no idea how I did it.

But it's not really the dream you need to worry about. It's the dread when you wake and think "shit, do I have an exam today?"

That is, no crap, an actual thing - I did my degree and then a post-grad a long time ago. Each year I have 6-12 exams in November. The first year after I finished the post-grad, I woke up one early November night in cold sweats because I hadn't studied.
And then spent about five minutes having a panic as I tried to figure out what I was having first.
Took a while to climb down from the panic that night.

The following November I woke up to the same panic. Rolled over, thought 'you're back again, you bastard' and went back to sleep.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 19 July, 2022, 11:58:31 PM
Just a wee update.

I got my degree.

Now my degree of self-doubt and ignorance is officially quantized.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 20 July, 2022, 07:16:10 AM

Well done, Mr P!

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: wedgeski on 20 July, 2022, 09:17:27 AM
Congratulations, Pops!

I'm no stranger to post-exam middle-of-the-night panics. Despite the immense anxiety I endured getting my degree, it's the good old maths A-Level that does it for me. In one recurring dream, it's the morning of the exam and I suddenly realise I've not attended any of the classes or done any of the work. What dream-me was actually doing for those two years I have no idea.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 22 July, 2022, 02:05:42 PM
Didn't know where else to put this, so. Today I've been working in a client's flat, and while he went off for some much-needed rest, I had a nosey through the stack of mags and books under his coffee table.

And there it was- a tatty old copy of the 1986 Sci-Fi Special ('Here's Looking At You, Juve!' cover by John Higgins).

My own copy hasn't seen the light of day for many a year, being bagged and boarded and stored in the box reserved for specials and empemera, so I had a quick read.

Rogue Trooper: The Fanatics, by Milligan and Ortiz!
Stronty: Papa Por-ka reprint from Star Lord!
Dredd: Beyond The Wall- one of my absolute favourite one-episode Dredds!

And The Man Who Couldn't Die, by "O.A. Stepaniuk" (who dat?)  and David Pugh. Now, that's a story I'd think would benefit from a reprint in a floppy. Great stuff.

Sometimes the world throws progs at you when you least expect it.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: paddykafka on 22 July, 2022, 02:27:53 PM
Well done and congrats to you, Mister Pops. A great achievement on your part. Onwards and upwards, as they say!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 22 July, 2022, 03:36:58 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 22 July, 2022, 02:05:42 PM
And The Man Who Couldn't Die, by "O.A. Stepaniuk" (who dat?)  and David Pugh. Now, that's a story I'd think would benefit from a reprint in a floppy. Great stuff.

Dunno, but they did a smattering of other stuff for Tharg (http://www.2000ad.org/?zone=droid&page=thrills&Comic=2000AD&Field=Writer&choice=olehs)
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 17 October, 2022, 09:58:37 AM
Well, I'm now the proud owner of my very first two official Thrill-Power Containment Units, after I made use of Rebellion's sale the other day.

The thing is, each TCU is 10cm wide, and holds 28 progs. This means to successfully bind the whole lot would require 8 meters of shelf space and 83 binders.

Now, obviously, I'm not going to do that. My progs are bagged and boarded, ready to sit out eternity in acid-free boxes- and I'm not changing that set-up. Besides, who has eight meters of wall space these days?

So, on the one hand- yay! Official binders at last! I've always wanted some, and was slightly perturbed to see these are 'Design #9'... is there an image anywhere of the previous eight? I had no idea it was that many! But on the other hand, how to use them? Can anyone offhand think of a UK prog-related comic that ran for about 50 issues, and would fit nicely across these two binders? Crisis? But without getting them out of the boxes, I'm not sure the size would fit. Toxic in one, Starlord in the other? Dunno.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: SmallBlueThing(Reborn) on 17 October, 2022, 10:07:44 AM
...and of course, Crisis went for 63 issues anyway, I've just realised. Bah.

SBT
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 17 October, 2022, 10:53:33 AM
Just sent a book off to the publisher.
Soon the royalties will start rolling in and I can retire to the country where I will have apple trees and honey bees and vintage German machine-guns to keep the envious little people away.
Until then I have a tasty dry crust to gnaw on.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 19 October, 2022, 07:34:58 PM
Quote from: JWare on 17 October, 2022, 10:53:33 AM
Just sent a book off to the publisher.
Soon the royalties will start rolling in and I can retire to the country where I will have apple trees and honey bees and vintage German machine-guns to keep the envious little people away.
Until then I have a tasty dry crust to gnaw on.

Nice one!  I dream of having a book to send to a publisher, but I'm too lazy / shit at writing / both of the above.  What's the name of your book?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 19 October, 2022, 07:50:51 PM
The book is called The World in a Sandbag (out maybe next summer?), the third in a projected series of four, beginning with Dirty Shirt.
https://www.pagedor.co.uk/books/p/dirty-shirt-john-ware
Being set in WW1, and me being me, there's some Charley's War DNA in there, but in the same way you could say that there's jellyfish DNA in all of us.
My royalties over two books so far are about a quid-fifty shy of making me a hundredaire, but what harm?
I'm not expecting Hollywood to come calling (but if they do I'm insisting on Tom Cruise in all the lead roles).
I had a book inside me. I wrote the bastard. It's in print.
Turns out I had enough juice for a couple of sequels too. Hooray for me. I'll start the fourth one soon. It'll keep me from mischief.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 19 October, 2022, 09:11:04 PM

Living the dream - that's cool.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: sheridan on 20 October, 2022, 10:57:31 AM
Congrats, JWare!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 20 October, 2022, 11:25:40 AM
Thankee kindly, gentlemen.
Life is indeed sometimes sort of OK.
Today, for instance, there is apple crumble and the rain has stopped.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 20 October, 2022, 03:19:01 PM
Well done that chap, carry on.
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Post by: paddykafka on 20 October, 2022, 04:28:22 PM
Glad to hear your good news, JWare and the heartiest of congratulations to ye!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 20 October, 2022, 05:52:56 PM
Thank you again for the good wishes.
When I'm sitting there in my white fur coat, being interviewed by an earnest young man from Cahiers du Cinema, with next year's answer to Brigitte Bardot and Jeanne Moreau giggling together on the couch beside me, I will condescend to mention you all.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 October, 2022, 05:17:57 PM
I have a letter printed in the latest Private Eye. Chuffed.

Even those of you who don't know my name shouldn't have trouble spotting which one it is. For a nerdy comic correction, should be glad it wasn't part of Pedantry Corner
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 29 October, 2022, 05:26:15 PM
That is indeed sort of okay.

Congrats.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 29 October, 2022, 06:08:25 PM

Nice one.

How about a scan or something?

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Dandontdare on 29 October, 2022, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 29 October, 2022, 06:08:25 PM

Nice one.

How about a scan or something?

well I managed to get a pic from my phone to my laptop, but my shitty upload speeds mean I can't seem to get the fucker onto imgur to get it on here - pm me your mobile or e-mail and I'll zap it over.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 02 November, 2022, 04:55:41 PM
After an unexplained absence, my favoured brand of coffee and my preferred cheese are once more available in my local supermarket.

Coffee'n'cheese party round my place!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Hawkmumbler on 02 November, 2022, 07:47:51 PM
The two pillars upholding an all American, disconcertingly unstable, evergreen diet.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 03 November, 2022, 02:51:27 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 29 October, 2022, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 29 October, 2022, 06:08:25 PM

Nice one.

How about a scan or something?

well I managed to get a pic from my phone to my laptop, but my shitty upload speeds mean I can't seem to get the fucker onto imgur to get it on here - pm me your mobile or e-mail and I'll zap it over.

Email sent :)

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Post by: The Legendary Shark on 21 December, 2022, 12:34:23 PM

We're having a barbecue at the farm tonight to celebrate the First Day of Winter, or Winter Solstice, or Yule, or Just Because. There will be fires, food, friends, fun, foaming ale and frolickings under the firmament. Best of all, tomorrow is my day off and I've got my hangover all planned out.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Definitely Not Mister Pops on 14 January, 2023, 01:50:04 AM
John Fogerty has acquired the rights to his CCR back-catalogue. This is very pleasing to me. Turns our he is a fortunate son.

I might even buy the records again, just to give him a wee bit more cash for all the joy he has brought me.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 01 February, 2023, 01:29:52 PM
On Saturday I gave my first public lecture since before the pandemic, and it went more or less fine. I didn't throw up, fall down, or impersonate Hitler. (The first two dangers are obvious; the third less so, but well known to anyone who's ever engaged in public speaking. Once you feel that the audience is on your side, there is a strong urge to go full Nuremberg rally.)
Best of all, given that this was a lecture on Irish history, my talk wasn't hijacked by some geriatric nationalist wrapping the green flag around himself. Believe me, it happens.

So anyway, I didn't cover myself with glory, but I didn't disgrace myself either.
And they presented me with a tie, so that was nice.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 13 August, 2023, 08:55:15 PM
Found a fiver on the ground today!
There was no one around so I picked it up and pocketed it.
I'll give it a couple of years until I reckon the heat's died down and then I can start living large.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Funt Solo on 13 August, 2023, 09:00:26 PM
If it has a face on it, that's mine.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 13 August, 2023, 09:07:25 PM
No faces on euros.
Nice try, smart guy.

I'll be thinking of you when I'm drinking own-brand cordial from off the top shelf.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 13 August, 2023, 09:13:08 PM

Free money - sweet!

Indeed, the third-best fun to be had for a fiver is to superglue said fiver to the pavement.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 13 August, 2023, 09:17:24 PM
I've finally started my sub again and am getting biologic treatment from this week for a long term condition that got very late diagnosis.

Very sort of ok week indeed.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 13 August, 2023, 09:26:13 PM
Good health to the thing that's fishy!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 13 August, 2023, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: JohnW on 13 August, 2023, 09:26:13 PMGood health to the thing that's fishy!

Thank you John!
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JohnW on 13 August, 2023, 10:09:15 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 13 August, 2023, 09:13:08 PMthe third-best fun to be had for a fiver is to superglue said fiver to the pavement.
I know I'll regret asking, but what comes in at numbers one and two?
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: The Legendary Shark on 14 August, 2023, 06:42:32 AM

There are some things a gentleman never reveals...

Also, glad things are on the up for you, Fishy.

Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 14 August, 2023, 06:27:24 PM
Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 14 August, 2023, 06:42:32 AMThere are some things a gentleman never reveals...

Also, glad things are on the up for you, Fishy.


thank you Sharky!
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Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 16 August, 2023, 08:13:53 AM
Pleased to hear things are improving, Fishy.  Hope they continue to do so.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Something Fishy on 17 August, 2023, 12:01:57 AM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 16 August, 2023, 08:13:53 AMPleased to hear things are improving, Fishy.  Hope they continue to do so.

Thanks Jayzus!

Did my first self injection today .  Hopefully it'll all kick in as the next few weeks pass.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: JayzusB.Christ on 20 August, 2023, 06:59:55 PM
I've just stumblef across the nicest beer garden ever - looking through flowers over the river Boyne, with a ruined abbey on the far bank. I can't have a drink because  I'm on the motorbike, but my best mate and his wife have coincidentally just bought a house down the road and don't realise they have such a nice local, so I might just be inviting myself soon.

That Braveheart castle is just down the road but you can't see it from here.
Title: Re: Life is sometimes sort of okay because...
Post by: Proudhuff on 21 August, 2023, 02:29:35 PM
Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 20 August, 2023, 06:59:55 PMI've just stumblef across the nicest beer garden ever - looking through flowers over the river Boyne, with a ruined abbey on the far bank. I can't have a drink because  I'm on the motorbike, but my best mate and his wife have coincidentally just bought a house down the road and don't realise they have such a nice local, so I might just be inviting myself soon.

That Braveheart castle is just down the road but you can't see it from here.

Which is nice...