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Squaxx Telling Jokes

Started by The Legendary Shark, 22 November, 2014, 09:12:18 AM

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K2

Why do all wedding dresses come in white?

[spoiler]Because that's the color all new major appliances come in.[/spoiler]

K2



Colin YNWA

What do you call a bird of prey that lives in your kitchen?

A Tea Towl.

The Legendary Shark

Without doubt my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

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Tjm86

That's a face palmer , that is!

:lol:

JayzusB.Christ

"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

The Legendary Shark


What a beautiful day for putting on a fez, running into a funeral home and shouting, "Just like that!"

R.I.P. Ken.

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Tjm86

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 12 March, 2018, 06:36:30 AM

What a beautiful day for putting on a fez, running into a funeral home and shouting, "Just like that!"

R.I.P. Ken.

I thought that was Tommy Cooper?

James Stacey


JamesC


The Legendary Shark

It's what he would've wanted.

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von Boom

I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law in 18 years.

[spoiler]I didn't want to interrupt her.[/spoiler]

The Legendary Shark

What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through the Vicar's letterbox and shouting, "the Martians are coming!"

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von Boom

A blind man walks into a pub.

von Boom

I just found out they aren't making yardsticks any longer.

A.Cow

I was recently asked to take part in an instructional video for a group of dolphins, demonstrating how to get rid of the pesky seals which had invaded their island.

They told me that my cull will be recorded for training porpoises.