My balls just fell out of my pocket what should I do

[LARF]

Arts' post reminded me of a rather disturbing past experience in a pub when ripped jeans were fashionable (we're taking late 80's early nineties here youngsters) and I was sat on a stool chatting to some friends when it was pointed out that the eggs had rolled out of the box and if I wasn't careful the whole breakfast might slide off the plate...

...anyone else had an embaressing experience like this?*

I've also woken up with my bare arse resting on a windowsill exposed to the whole street and also offered cigarettes from a pack of 6 Mates Condoms (rem when they were discreatly paackged to look like a pack of fags in your pocket?)

[Devons Daddy]

worse things happen at sea.
i have posted here more then one of my rather shady past endevours on the QE2.
ahh when i was younger,

one more for the hell of it.

was at the pig and had been dating a young chinese lady (whom now is my wife:~)) i am proud to say, anyway she asked me if i wished to escort her back to her cabin as her cabin mate was staying out.
YES!!!!! anyway wandering back to her cabin it struck me this could all go pear shaped or maybe she would. so i stopped off at the ships hospital.
AWOKE THE NURSE,whom wanted to know what the emergency was? i requested some condoms,she again informed me at 2am in the morning i should only be awoked for emergencies.
i informed her with shoulders stiff and strong. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY FOR ME.
she obliged,logged my name for report but to her credit did give me the supplies.

i was called to the bridge the following day.
i got a smile and a dont do it again young man from the staff captain.and plenty of knowing smiles from every officer i bumped into for the next couple of days.
ahh happy times.