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#3376
Quote from: James Stacey on 21 March, 2013, 09:10:00 AM
cracking read and feels totally in canon with 2000ad's Dredd, which this one essentially is. Didn't spot any of the anachronistic errors of the novella either (like Umpty being illegal 20 years before it's made illegal - I look for these things as I'm a pedant :) )
Two thumbs up. It would be 4 thumbs up if I were neptunian.

You can borrow both my thumbs by way of thanks for the copy you dropped in my door the other day. Thanks very much mate - it was a cracking bedtime read last night!
#3377
Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
21 March, 2013, 01:27:46 PM

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

That's what I said

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read


My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo


Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?


I met her on Monday, it was my lucky fun day

You know what I mean

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean


My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game is waiting there inside her tights


Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?


My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I like to sink her with my pink torpedo


Big bottom, big bottom

Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em

Big bottom, drive me out of my mind

How could I leave this behind?



#3378
General / Re: Molch-R on marketing 2000ad
19 March, 2013, 03:17:53 PM
Quote from: Professor James T Bear on 19 March, 2013, 03:04:11 PM
will be released alongside GTA style Dredd videogame.


Ha! Like 'The Ballad of Gay Two Ton Tony Tubbs'. ;)
#3379
Off Topic / Re: Deaf Awareness
19 March, 2013, 01:32:23 PM
Although Welsh sign language is called BSL, it is markedly different!  I discovered this when on of our customers came down to Cardiff from Manchester to discuss a claim.  He was deaf, so I was asked to interpret.  It was my first experience of a non-Welsh signing person, and was an invaluable experience!

There's also a lot of regional variation - people from Swansea have different signs compared to people from Cardiff, which is akin to the differences in spoken language between to the two regions, despite only being about 50 miles apart!
#3380
Off Topic / Re: Deaf Awareness
18 March, 2013, 10:39:39 AM
Hey Goaty, can you post a link to your 'Deaf Jogger' stuff please?  This'll be dead useful to anyone wanting to brush up on their BSL!
#3381
Off Topic / Re: Get Fact!
17 March, 2013, 11:23:51 PM
Quote from: Albion on 25 February, 2013, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: Albion on 25 February, 2013, 03:40:14 PM
Actor Andrew Lincoln's father-in-law is flute playing rocker Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull.

I'd love to see Ian Anderson appear in the show playing his flute and leading the zombies away like the pied piper.


(Quoteing myself here as I can't find the edit button!)

As it happens, my mum used to sing in one of Ian Anderson's first bands. The band would practice in my grandfathers garage. He caught up with her a few years back, and took her out to dinner when he swung by Edinburgh for a few days.
#3382
Games / Re: Last game played...
17 March, 2013, 06:25:48 PM
I didn't like The Saboteur much either, and didn't play it very long. However, I was tickled by one of the achievements -'A pint and a shag'.   
#3383
Off Topic / Re: Threadjacking!
17 March, 2013, 06:19:41 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 17 March, 2013, 08:50:13 AM
Quote from: El Pops on 16 March, 2013, 02:34:56 AM
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 16 March, 2013, 12:25:18 AM
Watching this here comic relief show and there's a horrible film of a baby dying. That's not funny at all...

That's because it wasn't presented by Ricky Gervais and David Walliams

It's good that Ricky Gervais always laughs hysterically during his TV and radio shows, so you know which bits are funny. I think that's where they went wrong with Derek.

I always assumed he laughed hysterically to signify when to call him a fucking annoying twat.
#3384
When do we get the results of this?
#3386
Film Discussion / Re: Dredd (2012)
14 March, 2013, 11:07:03 AM
It reminds me of Alien Nation, where a new York cop was partnered with an alien, one of a bunch given Citizen status from a refugee spaceship.
#3387
Off Topic / Re: RIPs
13 March, 2013, 07:55:18 PM
Yeah, gutting about Clive. He'd been ill for such a long time too. Killers is in my top twenty albums of all time, and that's in no small part due to his sterling drumming.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=8SEcxL_FB3Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8SEcxL_FB3Y
#3388
Film Discussion / Re: Dredd (2012)
11 March, 2013, 04:12:59 PM
Quote from: Michaelvk on 11 March, 2013, 09:54:15 AM
Looks like it.. Wouldn't be the first time that happened though. I'm sure I saw the same stormtrooper a few times when watching Star Wars..

The guy that plays Boba Fett also doubles as one of the Imperial Officers taking escorting Leia, Threepio and Chewie to Vaders ship in ESB.
#3389
Film & TV / Re: DaVinci's demons
09 March, 2013, 09:27:24 AM
Quote from: Michaelvk on 08 March, 2013, 09:49:11 AM
Little promo vid has been released..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cfe20_G_wdk

That looks like it could be a laugh. Were those mortars on the back of the carriage your design?