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Its the Rapture....apparently

Started by Emp, 20 May, 2011, 05:51:15 PM

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Adrian Bamforth

Quote from: Krombasher on 20 May, 2011, 08:46:29 PM
Quote from: Adrian Bamforth on 20 May, 2011, 08:37:47 PM
Same call it "Rapture". I call it "Product Recall".

You'd best be getting on with that future shock then Ade.

Actually I did draw that as a 1-pager! Never heard back about it though.

Zarjazzer

The Justice department has a good re-education programme-it's called five to ten in the cubes.

HOO-HAA

Quote from: uncle fester on 21 May, 2011, 10:04:17 AM
A bit of light reading for all the heathens...

http://www.familyradio.com/graphical/literature/proof/proof.html

You can either marvel at the maths involved (and the huge leaps of assumption) or you've got eight hours to start revising.

That made my head hurt...

(is that because I'm doomed?)

Dandontdare

Still here. Guess that means I'm fucked....

SmallBlueThing

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strontium71

There's still time - It's not until late tonight ( UK time )
...because I hate you.

I, Cosh

I thought it was six tonight. Local time wherever you are.
We never really die.

SmallBlueThing

Quote from: strontium71 on 21 May, 2011, 12:08:38 PM
There's still time - It's not until late tonight ( UK time )

No! No one seems to get this- it's 6pm LOCAL TIME all over the world. It's a rolling wave of skybound Saved- and then five months of plague, pestilence, famine, the risen dead, fear, fire, phobia, nausea and mortis. All the good guys get whipped up to Heaven at 6pm tonight (local to their time zone) and the rest of us have until October.

SBT
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strontium71

So...We'll still be able to watch Dr Who?
...because I hate you.

SmallBlueThing

Quote from: strontium71 on 21 May, 2011, 12:15:57 PM
So...We'll still be able to watch Dr Who?

Dr Who is on 45 minutes after the Rapture happens. So it depends upon whether you are one of the saved. And, I guess, whether the man who pops the video in the player at BBC TV Center is also.

But if you're still around, and if it's on, watch it quietly with the curatins closed. There may be zombies outside.

SBT
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Emperor

Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 21 May, 2011, 12:18:40 PM
Quote from: strontium71 on 21 May, 2011, 12:15:57 PM
So...We'll still be able to watch Dr Who?

Dr Who is on 45 minutes after the Rapture happens. So it depends upon whether you are one of the saved. And, I guess, whether the man who pops the video in the player at BBC TV Center is also.

Nuts, I hadn't thought about that. I was quite confident in not being saved, but now I have to rely on everyone at the BBC being the godless heathens people say they are.
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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mogzilla

hmmm the wifes been along tie at the shops...

HOO-HAA

Quote from: mogzilla on 21 May, 2011, 03:21:33 PM
hmmm the wifes been along tie at the shops...

Hmmm indeed. You haven't spotted her muttering to herself with her eyes closed, recently? Or playing with beads?

mogzilla

Quote from: HOO-HAA on 21 May, 2011, 03:58:56 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 21 May, 2011, 03:21:33 PM
hmmm the wifes been along tie at the shops...

Hmmm indeed. You haven't spotted her muttering to herself with her eyes closed, recently? Or playing with beads?

dammit ! i knew she'd never put all that crap on ebay!

strontium71

Well , it's 18:19 and I'm still here. Clearly I haven't been a good boy this lifetime  :(
...because I hate you.