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Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.

Started by Pete Wells, 20 January, 2009, 08:04:05 AM

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Roger Godpleton

He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Roger Godpleton

Just been reminded of this video's existence. It's the horrific Bizarro world version of "Call on Me".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLySahi3fs
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

ThryllSeekyr

Watching that with the sound turned right down.

I thought female models/dancers very nice to look at. After googliong the name SpaceDust ( Thats a popular junk food I recall from my childhood.) and the song. I found out that they ( The bloinde african looking woman.)  have no reall connection to the song or the music duo that they apprently ripped it off to make thsi song.


The men were really silly looing.

Dandontdare

Quote from: "Godpleton"Just been reminded of this video's existence. It's the horrific Bizarro world version of "Call on Me".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLySahi3fs

Shit song, but there's nothing wrong with that video! (except the bloke in leopard skin dressing gown and pants.)

ThryllSeekyr

It's really hard to find video I think are absolutely awfull, so I will just settle for those that I would normally be embarrassed about.

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfUY7iM0oLo

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_sB-oq5_I

Those girls are hot


Both these pieces of music  were hard to get out of my head if played early in the morning.

vzzbux

Gahhhhhh  :o . Barry Manilow. Subjected to this too much when I was a kid what with my mum absolutely loving his music, wonder if it is classed as child abuse.
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

JayzusB.Christ

I'm sure everyone's seen this video, but it's often occurred to me how utterly unsuitable it is for the song.  Nothing screams 'disco' like a slow stroll through a bombsite, eh.

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCAjmuA1HDk

And forget Akon:  Here's Danny Elfman. Welcome to Paedogeddon!

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Peter Wolf

I bet that no one knew that The Land Of Make Believe was actually about "the creeping values of Thatcherism" to quote the songwriter who wrote it.
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death

JayzusB.Christ

Funnily enough, I was just thinking about that Buck's Fizz video today, and was thinking about putting it on this thread.  Didn't realise it was done already. When it came out, of course, I thought it was absolutely ace. But let anyone doubt my coolness, I would like to reiterate that I also had an Adam Ant stationery set.

Here's another dodgy Elfman one for good luck. Note the imagery inspired by the 'skeleton in the closet' line.  Good tune, though. Why have I never heard of Oingo Boingo before this year? I also didn't realise that the Keith Flint-alike was Danny Elfman until well after seeing the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J27uyUiOKNs
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Bouwel

QuoteI would like to reiterate that I also had an Adam Ant stationery set.

I thought I was the only one.

This is what it must be like when doves cry...

-Bouwel-
-A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion-

JayzusB.Christ

Put it there, my man!
For years all my relatives had to read their thank-you letters at Christmas with Stuart Goddard sneering at them from the edge of the page.
I'm sure there's a 'stand and deliver' joke about the Adam Ant envelopes there somewhere.
But yeah, the doves are absolutely bawling right now
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Peter Wolf

I always thought the lyric to the chorus of Stand and Deliver was "Stand and Deliver .....Your money or your wife...." but i could be wrong.
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death

JayzusB.Christ

'Life', I think. At least that's what they used to sing in my primary school, followed by '...or your baldy-headed wife'.  Another side-splitting parody was 'Stand in the river, my feet are getting cold'.

Ah, yes, with such inspired satire it's easy to see how Jonathan Swift was an Irishman
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Peter Wolf

"Stan and his liver......you're running away from my knife......"
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death

JayzusB.Christ

That was the Jeffrey Dahmer version.
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"