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And- just to put all of your problems (and mine) into perspective:

http://minimumcover.wordpress.com/2011/09/16/and-then-there-was-silence/

It's quite upsetting- so give it a miss if you're already feeling miserable.

The truck driver that almost killed me and succeeded in destroying my car is saying that I pulled out into his lane instead of the other way around, so the insurance company wants me to settle for half the payout and accept that my no claims will be affected




ffffuuuuck

Ah... My favourite insurance scam (the insurance company being the scam artist, of course).  You both get hammered and both lose your no claims bonus.  I wonder who benefits from this? 

When I first started driving, this practice seemed to be incredibly rare, but these days it seems to happen to everyone I know that is involved in a collision.

I'm looking at it right now...

I know the answer- and could even draw the character for you- but guess what?  Yes, that's right- you can go and fuck yourself.

Oh dear- I do hope that doesn't get this thread locked.  That would be terrible.

You bought the thing- I think that says more about your mental faculties than mine.

Your limited intellect and lack of facts has let you down again you shaved ape - it was a gift dumb-arse.
Still, your pointless, factless and brainless posts have further upped your count by two, so you'll have gone from 'bionic fingers' to 'bionic arm' and will truly become the peerless wanker I already consider you to be.

Get back in your tree until feeding time

If you'd actually spent any real time here (as opposed to just showing up whenever you have some 2000ad-related tat to offload) you might recognise some gentle ribbing when you see it.

125 quid.  And that's my final offer.

does it come with cheese

I was thinking the same thing! 

Tsk.  Retards, the both of us...

Ouch!!!    That ain't going to go down well...

Makes no odds to me, unfortunately the forum's setup allows retards like Matt Timson jump on an already tired band wagon and reward him with a post count related 'status' when all it really means is he's got nothing better to do all day than post drivel
If anyone's interested in the statue, please PM me 

You bought the thing- I think that says more about your mental faculties than mine.  For goodness sake, get a sense of humour...

Nice.

Apart from the lack of rotation. Not that I can afford to trade in the one I've got anyway.

 

£100, you say?  I'll take it off your hands for that.

When can you pay me?

Also: slightly pissed,

It's okay Matt, I get the impression you spend a lot of your time in that state.

EDIT: Actually, no- just fuck you, you twat.

SBT

I really do hope we meet one day- should be fun!

Also: slightly pissed, but reasonably aware that I might have misread my audience.

Mrs SBT: Also easily impressed. Probably.

I realise that we're not best mates or anything but, frankly, it was too good to pass up.