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I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog

Started by The Legendary Shark, 01 July, 2018, 07:43:32 PM

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Proudhuff

DDT did a job on me

Proudhuff

DDT did a job on me

Tjm86

You know, every time I see this thread I can't help wondering if it is a reference to postal delays (still not seen last week's prog ...)

The Legendary Shark


Not exactly, although this thread's increasing lack of relevance and sporadic random posts were directly inspired by the Royal Mail.

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The Legendary Shark


"Giant, Slim and Hairy are the only players to survive the road crash! They've had to bring in a rookie, a veteran and two billion credits in public funding to make up the squad!"

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Proudhuff

DDT did a job on me

The Legendary Shark


Good Grud, is this thread still alive? Okay, after a quick rummage in my pants, I've found another selection for you all to play about with:

"If by some chance you manage to survive this, return to the city. Tell them what has happened. Tell them I died doing my [spoiler]BLANK or BLANKS[/spoiler]."


(The first person to suggest "nails" will be taken out back and shot.)
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JohnW

But 'nails' is perfect, dammit.

Tell them I died doing my laundry.

Tell them I died doing my Fred Astaire impression.

Tell them I died doing my nut.
Why can't everybody just, y'know, be friends and everything? ... and uh ... And love each other!

Definitely Not Mister Pops

I would have thought "your ma" would be the most obvious.
You may quote me on that.

The Legendary Shark

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Tell them I died doing my best to not die.

Tell them I died doing my 11,100th post on a thread nobody reads.
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