Dexters' Midnight Runners.

[seeneester]

I was up really late last night/this morning with chronic insomnia, and passed the time extending the record thread. Imagine my horror when I found it had all been in vain, and Wake had deleted nearly all my drivel. I am now going to sleep for at least a thousand years, (even tiny cartoon megalomaniacs need their sleep you know) and hopefully when I arise it will all have been a bad dream. Don't forget to give me a wake-up call.

Night, night.

Dexter

[Queen Firey-Bou]

Don't chew worry mr Seeeneester, when you awake, the lovely thrread will be beeg & huge again. sweet dreams

[seeneester]

Will you sing me a lullaby Boudicca?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

Laaa lAAAALAA LAA Hack lurghh la l ackk aarghhhhh mac uggg.....er..i tried my best i think i should go to fame academy to practice.mebbe.

[seeneester]

Zzzzz..must..zzz...destroy...zzz...Wake...zzzz...

[Queen Firey-Bou]

WAKEY WAKKKEY...you were having a very very bad dream seen', i thought i better WAKE before something very bad happened. are you nice an aWAKE now?

I'd sing you to sllleeeeep again, but have to go out...night night.

[judge dreddd]

come on arleen wo wo come on arleen

[Capt.Zeep]

come on arleen wo wo come on arleen

...no I was going to say something but no it's a bit risque...

[2000AD Online]

Go toora loora toora loo rye aye

[judge dreddd]

giggle giggle ha ha cant stop laughing

[Quirkafleeg]

And Jocky Wilson said...

[JayzusB.Christ]

I'd love to give you my old Bart Simpson alarm clock that repeatedly shouts 'Yo, dude! Wake up and get out of bed!' You'd like that, wouldn't you?

[karne]

Screaming "GET UP YOU LAZY GIT" should do the trick. It works for me anyway.

[2000AD Online]

or have a younger sibling throw a bucket of water over you

[Queen Firey-Bou]

I thought the idea was to get the poor wee meglomaniac to sleep? so he gets a better mental state & stops harbouring dangerous & destructive thoughts towards a certain someone...WE must save him from himself.