Title: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easily offended.
Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 06:32:41 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 06:32:41 PM
I thought I'd clear out my junk mail folder in anticipation of the flood of emails I'm expecting about my Wacom tablet (everything from this place ends up in my spam filter for some reason), only to be greeted with this as the top message:
"Son f**** his mother in the anus and groans when he comes on her"
Anybody else had anything in their junk mail that's conjured up images as disturbing as that lately? Is it a sign of the increasing desperation of the pr0n spammer?
"Son f**** his mother in the anus and groans when he comes on her"
Anybody else had anything in their junk mail that's conjured up images as disturbing as that lately? Is it a sign of the increasing desperation of the pr0n spammer?
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Post by: johnnystress on 23 September, 2005, 06:47:56 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 23 September, 2005, 06:47:56 PM
Everything form this site ends up in my junk folder too
and such gems as "Real teenage Rapes"
and such gems as "Real teenage Rapes"
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: James on 23 September, 2005, 06:56:16 PM
Post by: James on 23 September, 2005, 06:56:16 PM
What's this about a Wacom tablet?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 07:00:03 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 07:00:03 PM
Wrong thread...
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Post by: House of Usher on 23 September, 2005, 07:04:58 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 23 September, 2005, 07:04:58 PM
I think Johnny's is the more disturbing. It doesn't even the comedy desperation element of the first one.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 07:09:00 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 07:09:00 PM
james-
Link: Here
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Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 07:10:34 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 23 September, 2005, 07:10:34 PM
You've got to wonder at what sort of person wants to see real teenage rapes- or indeed, any other kind.
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Max Kon on 23 September, 2005, 07:16:48 PM
Post by: Max Kon on 23 September, 2005, 07:16:48 PM
porn is weird. fetishes are weirder
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Post by: Dudley on 23 September, 2005, 07:45:38 PM
Post by: Dudley on 23 September, 2005, 07:45:38 PM
The best 2 titles I've ever seen were "All the best skanky ho vids!" (nothing like talking down your product) and the delightfully simple "Autocunnilingus" (which sounds a bit of a stretch).
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Post by: johnnystress on 23 September, 2005, 07:58:29 PM
Post by: johnnystress on 23 September, 2005, 07:58:29 PM
what sort of twisted people are into autocunnilingus?
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Post by: LARF on 23 September, 2005, 08:31:27 PM
Post by: LARF on 23 September, 2005, 08:31:27 PM
"what sort of twisted people are into autocunnilingus?"
Mechanics?
Mechanics?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Dudley on 23 September, 2005, 08:39:15 PM
Post by: Dudley on 23 September, 2005, 08:39:15 PM
Shop window dressers?
No, hang on, that's autoncunnilingus...
No, hang on, that's autoncunnilingus...
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 23 September, 2005, 08:42:35 PM
Post by: SamuelAWilkinson on 23 September, 2005, 08:42:35 PM
Comedy GOLD, Duds.
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Post by: WoD on 23 September, 2005, 09:28:33 PM
Post by: WoD on 23 September, 2005, 09:28:33 PM
I think you find that JohnnyStress' was ALSO comedy gold...of course the answer is ALL OF THEM...
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Post by: House of Usher on 23 September, 2005, 10:32:56 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 23 September, 2005, 10:32:56 PM
"twisted people". Heh heh. I get it. Because they can reach! Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha. He he....
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Post by: Art on 23 September, 2005, 10:40:45 PM
Post by: Art on 23 September, 2005, 10:40:45 PM
So this Wacom tablet, it's not Mac compatible then?
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Post by: LARF on 23 September, 2005, 10:44:06 PM
Post by: LARF on 23 September, 2005, 10:44:06 PM
We must get around 30 mails a day trying to sell viagra and other pharmaceuticals -
JEB - I've forwarded you them, they should sort out your little winkie...
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JEB - I've forwarded you them, they should sort out your little winkie...
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Post by: Conexus on 23 September, 2005, 11:15:22 PM
Post by: Conexus on 23 September, 2005, 11:15:22 PM
and you would know about that because...?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Noisybast on 24 September, 2005, 12:00:13 AM
Post by: Noisybast on 24 September, 2005, 12:00:13 AM
Are you just trying to scoop the award for "most appearances on The List", Larf?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Matt Timson on 24 September, 2005, 12:10:44 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 24 September, 2005, 12:10:44 AM
No Arthur- I got it bundled with Painter 9. I've already got an A4 tablet and the freebie would only end up gathering dust.
Wrong thread, by the way.
Bast- everyone knows that larf has his own file...
;)
Wrong thread, by the way.
Bast- everyone knows that larf has his own file...
;)
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: LARF on 24 September, 2005, 12:12:13 AM
Post by: LARF on 24 September, 2005, 12:12:13 AM
That's because I'm special!
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 24 September, 2005, 05:54:35 AM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 24 September, 2005, 05:54:35 AM
Very 'special'
hmmm wonder if I should try for a home run...
hmmm wonder if I should try for a home run...
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Matt Timson on 25 September, 2005, 12:02:03 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 25 September, 2005, 12:02:03 AM
This one is particularly ace in that my wife's name is Sara. She swears it's not about her- even though, like me, she has absolutely no idea what the title means in the first place:
"Sara love horse! (in the Z00FEVER exlusive) only! ineligible"
I see the ploy here. Make the title so obscure that you just *have* to look...
"Sara love horse! (in the Z00FEVER exlusive) only! ineligible"
I see the ploy here. Make the title so obscure that you just *have* to look...
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Max Kon on 25 September, 2005, 12:27:23 AM
Post by: Max Kon on 25 September, 2005, 12:27:23 AM
but that title is so obvious.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 25 September, 2005, 12:35:13 AM
Post by: Matt Timson on 25 September, 2005, 12:35:13 AM
Only if your mind is geared that way, Max...
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Post by: Max Kon on 25 September, 2005, 01:19:36 AM
Post by: Max Kon on 25 September, 2005, 01:19:36 AM
hay, don't blame me because you don't have a pornographic memory! :P
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Wils on 25 September, 2005, 02:34:02 AM
Post by: Wils on 25 September, 2005, 02:34:02 AM
Not exactly pr0n, but for a while, I kept getting emails offering me:
"DISCOUNT LABIA ENHANCEMENT"
"DISCOUNT LABIA ENHANCEMENT"
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: ukdane on 25 September, 2005, 02:37:29 AM
Post by: ukdane on 25 September, 2005, 02:37:29 AM
I still don't get why all my spam seems to come from Brasil (.com.br addresses), my only comfort seems to be that alphabetically, the entire tdcadsl.dk email postfix seems to effected.
Not knowing any Spanish, I can't even read what it's about.
Not knowing any Spanish, I can't even read what it's about.
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 25 September, 2005, 03:27:50 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 25 September, 2005, 03:27:50 AM
How would one go about scoring Viagra by the way?
In the name of research, for a play.
In the name of research, for a play.
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 25 September, 2005, 04:11:29 AM
Post by: Adrian Bamforth on 25 September, 2005, 04:11:29 AM
I had an email once that read: "Stop spam email like this one".
ADE
ADE
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: House of Usher on 25 September, 2005, 08:27:57 AM
Post by: House of Usher on 25 September, 2005, 08:27:57 AM
Messages from Brazil would surely be more likely to be in Portuguese than Spanish. How's your Portuguese, UKDane?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: ukdane on 25 September, 2005, 02:19:22 PM
Post by: ukdane on 25 September, 2005, 02:19:22 PM
*tsk* Exactly- I don't know if it's Spanish or Portuguese. So what's the point?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Dudley on 25 September, 2005, 08:35:19 PM
Post by: Dudley on 25 September, 2005, 08:35:19 PM
How would one go about scoring Viagra by the way?
1) Illegal - Off a dealer, same as most other drugs. "E and a V" is a popular combination, I understand.
2) Expensive - Order from the US to go to another country without the UK restrictions (e.g. Greece). Go to that country & pick up your parcel.
3) Embarrassing - Go to doctor. Lie.
4) Silly - respond to email labelled "FREE V!AgRA!"
1) Illegal - Off a dealer, same as most other drugs. "E and a V" is a popular combination, I understand.
2) Expensive - Order from the US to go to another country without the UK restrictions (e.g. Greece). Go to that country & pick up your parcel.
3) Embarrassing - Go to doctor. Lie.
4) Silly - respond to email labelled "FREE V!AgRA!"
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Steve Green on 25 September, 2005, 08:59:42 PM
Post by: Steve Green on 25 September, 2005, 08:59:42 PM
I don't seem to get as much pr0n spam as I used to - it's more shares, viagra and fake rolexes these days.
Stocks, cocks and fake clocks.
I just got an e-mail from Anita who was worried about the size of her penis...
- Steve
Stocks, cocks and fake clocks.
I just got an e-mail from Anita who was worried about the size of her penis...
- Steve
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 September, 2005, 04:26:25 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 September, 2005, 04:26:25 AM
So my Doctor could provide some?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Wils on 26 September, 2005, 04:41:37 AM
Post by: Wils on 26 September, 2005, 04:41:37 AM
Wouldn't it be a lot easier for you to just look at a photo of Doris Day wearing chaps? ;)
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 September, 2005, 04:45:15 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 September, 2005, 04:45:15 AM
I don't think I've ever beaten one out over Doris Day.
And more importantly neither has the character that is in the play I'm writing.
And more importantly neither has the character that is in the play I'm writing.
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 26 September, 2005, 04:45:28 AM
Post by: Quirkafleeg on 26 September, 2005, 04:45:28 AM
Or get some tickets for Countdown... ?
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 September, 2005, 05:06:29 AM
Post by: DavidXBrunt on 26 September, 2005, 05:06:29 AM
He's not beaten one out over Suzie Dent either, but then pictures of Suzie Dent are very rare.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 26 September, 2005, 06:41:34 PM
Post by: Matt Timson on 26 September, 2005, 06:41:34 PM
You're telling me. I could only find this one and it didn't arouse me at all.
Who *is* Suzie Dent?
Who *is* Suzie Dent?
Title: Re: Pr0n Spam- don't read if easil...
Post by: Dudley on 26 September, 2005, 07:43:57 PM
Post by: Dudley on 26 September, 2005, 07:43:57 PM
Why don't you check out the unofficial Suzie Dent homepage for some hot Dent action?
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Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 September, 2005, 10:47:13 PM
Post by: Queen Firey-Bou on 26 September, 2005, 10:47:13 PM
i get portugese ones, i assumed its cos i once used bable-fish to trans portugese.
not too many nasties these days. lots offering me cialis & viagra, why ? why would i want that? now if they offered copious amounts of bromide, to put in the water supply, then i'd be interested.
not too many nasties these days. lots offering me cialis & viagra, why ? why would i want that? now if they offered copious amounts of bromide, to put in the water supply, then i'd be interested.