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Author Topic: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog  (Read 2589 times)

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #90 on: 08 October, 2018, 07:38:37 pm »

Balding old Captain Jean Luc,
Had a todger shaped quite like a hook,
"I can straighten it out!"
Was Beverly's shout,
But she couldn't and buggered her nook.


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #91 on: 08 October, 2018, 07:53:29 pm »

Space station Captain Ben Sisko,
Decided to open a disco,
The DJ was Morn,
The doorman a gorn,
In the Starfleet latrine, San Francisco.


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #92 on: 13 October, 2018, 04:53:50 pm »

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Like the rest of her crew,
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Just point your mouse at  this place!