Q & A

critter · 12 October, 2004, 04:23:50 AM

(a) Because travies would sound just silly

(q) Would everyone on this message board finance my trip to the UK for next years DreddCon/ShedCon.

s.c.u.

Max Kon · 12 October, 2004, 09:27:23 AM

a) if we had enough money...

q) why arn't we filthy rich?

Floyd-the-k · 12 October, 2004, 03:33:15 PM

a)because we don`t have enough money
q)why do birds suddenly appear
every time
you are near?

Conexus · 12 October, 2004, 03:40:13 PM

A)Because I smell of worms, breadcrumbs, and- in the case of vultures- the rotting carcass of a wilderbeest

Q)Why does everyone hate me ?

Dudley · 12 October, 2004, 03:52:35 PM

1) Because it's a horrible syndrome that leaves people perpetually enervated, unable to work or even do any of the fun things in life. So many ignorants classify it as yuppie flu or slacker's syndrome, and it's just not. It's real, very nasty, and the medical establishment has almost no idea of cause, treatment or cure.

2) Why don't things happen in real life like they do in the mvoies?

longmanshort · 12 October, 2004, 07:03:23 PM

a) because otherwise the world would be run by rich, attractive people who live in big houses and drive expensive cars. They laugh at people who are unattractive, poor or read comics books who are either strange, friendless, socially inept or have poor BO ... waitaminute, the world IS like it is in the movies ...

q) Why is there a small plastic goldfish on my computer unit?

critter · 12 October, 2004, 07:33:25 PM

(a) Because your computer is a male

(q) Is it more profitable to panhandle on the internet than working for a living.

s.c.u.

Floyd-the-k · 12 October, 2004, 07:45:20 PM

a) dunno. Try it and let us know
q) If dolphins ran the world, would they still be cute?

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longmanshort · 12 October, 2004, 07:50:05 PM

a) No, they'd be merciless rulers of all things, forcing humans to perform in large pits filled with beach balls ...

q) Should we nail J-Bo to his chair so he can't leave us?

Tanky · 12 October, 2004, 08:10:00 PM

A) nails seem a bit extreme, couldn't we use some nice fluffy handcuffs?

Q) Why are men all currently insane?

Mr C · 12 October, 2004, 08:14:45 PM

A) Cheesecake.

Q) Why are my trousers on my head?

petemaskreplica · 12 October, 2004, 08:40:09 PM

Because you're insane, natch.

Why can't a woman be more like a man?

longmanshort · 12 October, 2004, 08:42:29 PM

a) Because of the devastating impact on the industries supplying elastic swimwear to women's volleyball ...

q) If life gives you lemons, what can you make?

Mr C · 12 October, 2004, 08:49:24 PM

A) Cheesecake

Q) Where have my trousers gone?

Dudley · 12 October, 2004, 08:53:21 PM

A: The slime mould finally developed intelligence and ran away.

Q: Women, eh?