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Started by The Legendary Shark, 22 November, 2014, 09:12:18 AM

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Smith

Contrary to popular belief,we have summer in the UK.Its the best day of the year.

Fungus

Quote from: Smith on 09 July, 2018, 08:57:35 PM
Contrary to popular belief,we have summer in the UK.Its the best day of the year.

Maybe by the Heatwave Deniers!?  :|

Tjm86


The Legendary Shark


I just found out that cock-fighting is done with cockerels. That's thirteen months of training for nothing.

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Tjm86

Was that in the Bantamweight category?

The Legendary Shark

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von Boom

t's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

von Boom

There are two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'

Tjm86

Quote from: von Boom on 14 July, 2018, 04:30:50 PM
t's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

Gah!  How slow am I?  Took me three reads to get it.

<facepalm> :crazy:

Magnetica

Quote from: Tjm86 on 15 July, 2018, 08:11:22 AM
Quote from: von Boom on 14 July, 2018, 04:30:50 PM
t's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

Gah!  How slow am I?  Took me three reads to get it.

<facepalm> :crazy:

Maybe I'm just thick, but I don't get it.

sheridan

Quote from: Magnetica on 16 July, 2018, 01:30:35 PM
Quote from: Tjm86 on 15 July, 2018, 08:11:22 AM
Quote from: von Boom on 14 July, 2018, 04:30:50 PM
t's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

Gah!  How slow am I?  Took me three reads to get it.

<facepalm> :crazy:

Maybe I'm just thick, but I don't get it.

Meeting expenses usually means managing to pay expenses.

Meeting people means to make the acquaintance of people (through friends, in pubs, clubs, down the supermarket, etc).

In this instance, meeting expenses is making the acquaintance of more expenses, rather than managing to pay off the ones already accrued...

von Boom

Went to the zoo, it was rubbish. Only had one animal, a dog. It was a shih tzu.

von Boom

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

The Legendary Shark


The Procrastination Society's Christmas party has been rescheduled for August 24th - venue to be decided.

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Tjm86

.... in a follow up announcement it was decided that it might be held in September or October.