Brilliant, Brilliant Headline

radiator · 24 March, 2006, 10:42:59 PM

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4835690.stm" target="_blank">Nutkin is Toast!

Art · 24 March, 2006, 10:50:14 PM

So... Lord Inglewood... anyone else picturing thsi completely out of it colonial relic sitting in a bath chair?

DavidXBrunt · 24 March, 2006, 11:02:29 PM

Pah, the Red Squirrel haven that is the Merseyside coast gets overlooked again.

radiator · 24 March, 2006, 11:06:37 PM

Personally, I see the potential for a TV series here - 'Jamie's Squirrel Dinners'. You listening, Channel Four?

Funt Solo · 24 March, 2006, 11:17:47 PM

If only we could cybernetically enhance the greys and then have them battle to the death against z-list celebrities in a jungle setting.

"I'm A Celebrity Being Hunted Down By A Rampaging Horde Of Heavily-Armed Cybernetically Enhanced Killer Grey Squirrels With The Pox, Get Me Out Of Here!"

DavidXBrunt · 24 March, 2006, 11:21:16 PM

Gold. There's a Future Shock in Grey and Red Squirrels though.

I thought for a moment it was bad news for digit-ally challenged expert Terry Nutkins though when I saw the link.

Trout · 25 March, 2006, 12:46:12 AM

Hungry now.

No headline will ever beat the Daily Record's "Jimmy Krankie In Beanstalk Plunge Horror."

Genius.

- Trout

Noisybast · 25 March, 2006, 01:12:49 AM

Mmmm... squirrel.

Hey - remember Hedgehog flavour crisps?

Albion · 25 March, 2006, 02:49:21 AM

Yeah, they tasted just like the Turkey and stuffing ones they churn out at christmas.

Art · 07 April, 2006, 01:26:11 PM

Bestest evah use for squirrels...

Link: http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/novelties/novelties_2aa.html" target="_blank">Booze of course!

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