Life's so drokking fantastic because (the rebirth)

[COMMANDO FORCES]

On the way back from the comic shop there was a young black lady walking about 30ft in front of me, wearing a short dress (not me, her).
Anyway, the way she was carrying her bag was making the dress ride up and each step she took gave me a fantastic view of her arse. I fell in love with black womens arses on my tour of Belize but that's another story. I continued at the same pace enjoying the show but I realised this was wrong and so ran up and tapped her on the shoulder and told her what was happening. She was very grateful but a little embarrassed.
I told my missus about this (she knows my love of the black bottom) and she was impressed that I actually told the lady of her situation. She said this was every womans nightmare, especially if no-one tells the person and she notices later in the day.

This time the good angel on my shoulder won 

[TordelBack]

You may call it altruism.  I call it downright selfish.  And this after exposing yourself to the postie!

Nah, done the same myself (not the objectification of an entire racial grouping or the flashing of postal workers, mind ), although it was me that was more embarrassed doing the telling.

[SmallBlueThing]

I told my missus about this (she knows my love of the black bottom)(

'My Love of the Black Bottom', by Commando Forces. Published by Bantam. ISBN: 1919901191.

This year's follow-up to 'Bravo Two-Zero'!



SBT

[COMMANDO FORCES]

I love that SBT, I'm just off to work now with a big smile on my face.

[Albion]

'My Love of the Black Bottom', by Commando Forces. Published by Bantam. ISBN: 1919901191.

I'd buy it.

[Kerrin]

Off to Holland on a snow-boarding stag do this morning. And before you ask, it's an indoor ski centre. Should be an "interesting" weekend. 

[vzzbux]

Off to Holland on a snow-boarding stag do this morning. And before you ask, it's an indoor ski centre. Should be an "interesting" weekend. 

Try not to snort the snow.





V

[Cthulouis]

Off camping for the weekend. I get to be a lizard man!

[chaingunchimp]

i just got married at the weekend yay :

[Richmond Clements]

i just got married at the weekend yay :

Congratulations!

[Dandontdare]

Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Chimp!

[Mikey]

Top Banana CGC!

M.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

i just got married at the weekend yay :

And you are spending the honeymoon on the forum, top man 

[Peter Wolf]

i just got married at the weekend yay :

I hope there hasnt been any monkey business.

[mogzilla]

i just got married at the weekend yay :

And you are spending the honeymoon on the forum, top man 

was going to comment on that ! newly wed on a comics forum...surely there are better things you could be doing?