Which woman do you want to be

[Richmond Clements]

You're sick!

[Proudhuff]

Can I be April Dancer?

[Mardroid]

Can I just sit here and play with my plumpies?* (All you modern girls like to do that. You know you do...)


*ref The Black Adder

[TordelBack]

Whitney Houston, then I get to be every woman, it'd all be in me.

[Roger Godpleton]

If I was a woman I would take drugs to bring on an early menopause.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Hey, one more surgery and I'll be more woman than you can handle.

[JOE SOAP]

Whitney Houston, then I get to be every woman, it'd all be in me.

From now on, I'll always think of you that way. Fair balls ta ya'.

[DavidXBrunt]

I may not be a lady but I'm all woman.

Suzie Dent probably.

[Roger Godpleton]

I would be Lorena Bobbitt. When she makes her someone her bitch, she LITERALLY makes someone her be-yotch.

[TordelBack]

From now on, I'll always think of you that way.

Aw, that's not right.  But it's okay.

[Tiplodocus]

Famke, of course.

And I'd get it on with Tiplodocus.

[paulvonscott]

I thought you already were come the weekend PVS, Partly because you love pearls and partly because you got to say "Show a bit of spunk, Man" at dinner party's

I'd like to think as I've posted the most shite on this board, I'd get some respect, but it seems the inverse is true.

Filthy rumours the lot of it.