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Title: Its here! The Design-a-Baddie Competition!!
Post by: Woolly on 16 March, 2004, 09:11:19 PM
Well, youve read my jibber-jabber and its finally here!

Rules are as follows:-

1. ALL types of entry are allowed. Text descriptions, drawings, photographs, astral projections, etc...

2. Multiple entries (fnarr!) are allowed, and encouraged!

3. Competition ends at midnight april 30th.

4. After much thought and deliberation, i have decided that the baddie can be for ANY ESTABLISHED 2000AD SERIES! By established, i mean anything that has run for 2 or more series. ( However, if a series STARTS its second run whilst the comp's running, then it will become fair game. )


Any questions, post em and i'll try to sort it out!

Prizes are as follows...

Slaine - The Complete Horned God (paperback)
Sinister Dexter - Gun Lovin' Criminals (paperback)
Daily Star Judge Dredd Collection 5 - featuring 'Fat City'
Dredd Vs Lobo - Booby prize!!
Original run of Dredd novels - titles TBA

And courtesy of that top fella DxB...

Judge Dredd - Helter Skelter.

Judging will probably be carried out in the same fashion as the 'Redesign Dredd' comp', and my word shall be final.


Now, lets see them ideas....!


Wul
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Post by: Woolly on 16 March, 2004, 09:20:18 PM
ADDITIONAL!!

There should be some brief desription of the baddies plan/motives, as this will be one of the things I'll be using to judge entries that are for different strips equally.

If you get what i mean...!
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Post by: Trout on 16 March, 2004, 09:22:45 PM
My entry is a single word:

Me.


- Trout
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Post by: Woolly on 16 March, 2004, 09:28:53 PM
Yeah, but what are your evil plans? And who's your arch-rival?

Oh, wait a minute, its Bou isnt it?

So, yep! I can accept that! Official entry number one!
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Post by: Woolly on 16 March, 2004, 09:29:37 PM
(Assuming Bou's had a second series, of course!) ;p
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 17 March, 2004, 12:21:03 AM


There is a place...

a place of darkness...

where all that is wrong and bad collects...

there he lies, stronger every day...

When a dimension warp expirement goes awry a gateway is opened to a second deadworld. In a dimension where all life everywhere was wiped out for spite one being reigns supreme.

Crossing the portal into Dredds world he seizes his forst host and the killing begins. With no purpose other than to destroy, the monster stalks mega city by night to find his victims.

None can survive for noone can destroy...

JUDGE HATE

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Post by: esoteric ed on 17 March, 2004, 12:26:35 AM
Okay then... I'll have to have a stab at this again... not enough hours in the day :-(


Ed
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Post by: Dudley on 17 March, 2004, 01:58:30 AM
10/1 on Ed choosing a giant shark...

:P
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Post by: esoteric ed on 17 March, 2004, 02:40:31 AM
No sharks No sharks lol, any sign of one from me and you're all allowed to spank me with a wet kipper :-)


Ed
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Post by: Dudley on 17 March, 2004, 05:23:56 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I can promise you a nemesis the likes of which our comic heroes have never seen before... yes, my wife, the lovely Dudlette, has given notice of her intetion to enter this comptition...  God help us all....

Oh, two sugars, please, love...
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Post by: DavidXBrunt on 17 March, 2004, 05:57:02 AM
Leo Arrisol is a fat and jowly Brit-citter with a love of synthi-port and the fine classical music of the Nolans. Getting on in years,  a life of diligent adhering to the law means he's one of the very few people to have not so much have the smallest offence against his record, no mean feet in a world run by the Judges.

Arrisole retired from Brit-cit to live a quiet life free from the criminal elements that have been such a major part of his working life. Arrisole devoted his career to the persuit of justice. He was a defence attourney but with the system of Judges being what it is he was rarely allowed to make his plea, let alone stand any chance of winning a case. This has lead him to him both being an expert in all aspects of the law and having an attitude of simmering hatred to all things legal, though he hides it well.

As one of the tiny minority of citizens with a job in the first place John is finding it incredibly hard to adapt to a life of watching holovision, pottering around the park in the lower levels of Johnny Mortimer Block, and getting under the feet of she who must be ignored.

And so Arrisole has been spending his time in the block library studying the laws of Mega City One in the minutest detail. If he does one thing before he dies he's going to defeat the law. Used to a faceless system in Brit-cit Arrisole has never had a focus for his hatred before. But in Mega-City one the law has a face. And it is Dredd.

Arrisole has found every loophole he can find in the law and he's going to use them all to his advantage. He's memorised Dredds Comportment and will use it's stringent codes and practices to humiliate the great man. He's not going to even try to stand up old stony face physically. Only a moron would do that. But he's certain he knows the law better than anyone and he's smart enough, bitter enough, and cunning enough to make Dredd dance to his tune.

Can Dredd uphold the law or will he have to change it to stop the Justice Department being brought into disrepute? And if he does that won't he be weakening the image of the Judges that is so important in holding back anarcy? This is one foe he can't stop by kicking in the nadgers. Is he up to the job?
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Post by: Woolly on 17 March, 2004, 03:02:48 PM
Additional prize info!!

Ive added a slightly dog-eared copy of Chopper - Song of the Surfer!


All looking good so far! Keep it coming!
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Post by: Matt Timson on 17 March, 2004, 03:27:17 PM
Coming soon- the Anti-Tharg.

No nicking it now...
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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 17 March, 2004, 04:15:42 PM
heh, so 'I'm retiring from competitions' did not last long did it...
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Post by: House of Usher on 17 March, 2004, 05:23:25 PM
Coming soon- the Anti-Tharg. No nicking it now...

Doesn't he exist already, and isn't he called Narg the Blarg?
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Post by: Krustabi on 17 March, 2004, 05:53:50 PM
The nefarious Robo-Rapunzel:

A droid completely in love with her ultra long hair. She builds a tower in the Cursed Earth so as to let it grow, and, on the sly, buys up all the shampoo in Mega-City one, whilst also stopping any more from getting in with her army of mindless drones.

Justice Department soon falls apart as no-one,especially Chief Judge Hershey, can get anything done with such greasy, unmanagable hair. Control is so overwhelmed by the riots that they forget to order any more ammunition, and so Dredd is forced to police the streets with a makeshift flail made of Karyn's dreadlocks attached to Shakta's ponytail after he sawed them both off. Only Dredd, Rico, Giant, Janus and Anderson are able to do their duties as they have no discernable hair to worry about.

Meanwhile, Rapunzel's hair gets ever longer in the desert. Dredd heads out into the Cursed Earth to attempt to climb her hair and destroy her, once and for all.

Can Dredd save Mega-City One? And more importantly, will Karyn's lovely hair ever grow back? Only time will tell...
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Post by: Art on 17 March, 2004, 06:14:38 PM
You will tremble when you find out the terrible thing that SEXTANUS one day does...

(trying not to give too much away it involves time-travel, Lady Di, and the terrible truth about what happened in that underpass in Paris. Its very very messy and makes Pete Milligan look like a total wimp)
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Post by: Krustabi on 17 March, 2004, 06:22:40 PM
Simon the Pieman.

The nefarious Simon is the heir to a pastry fortune from a long line of noble butchers/bakers. However, Simon is the "bad egg" of the family, who decides to wipe out all his competition.

Using his vast resources, he hires a disgraced and embittered ex-Justice Department scientist to develop a new type of subliminal advertising. He subsequently buys up all of the advertising space in Mega-city One to display it.

Soon, all of MC-1 is obsessed with Simon's pies. Not even Dredd is immune (He nearly loses his life in a firefight after he accidently shouts "PIE-EX").

Can he be stopped, or will his psychotic plan to turn the city walls into pastry, and all inside into meat come to fruition? Only time will tell...
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Post by: Dudley on 17 March, 2004, 06:32:17 PM
Krusty - have you been watching Adam West's Batman again?

;)
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Post by: Krustabi on 17 March, 2004, 07:09:52 PM
Slaine's new arch-nemesis:

A religious female Graham Norton...
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Post by: Krustabi on 17 March, 2004, 07:16:02 PM
The Incest army:

Children born of an incestuous union are more likely to have genetic deformities, so the nefarious Windsor family attack MC-1 using their powers, which vary from being rock hard and having guns for arms and being dead quiet and sneaky so they can creep into Justice department buildings...
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Post by: Richmond Clements on 17 March, 2004, 07:33:37 PM
Dimitrov/C-5

Obviously, the weapons crests worn by the royal family were not the first ones ever made.
A group of loyal soliders were the volunteers to test a series of prototypes. When the crest was finally perfected, the group of guinea pigs was put to death. All but one.
Dimitrov was assigned to wear the fifth version of the crest: C-5.
C-5 had one major drawback: it was insane.
C-5 realised that it was going to be destroyed, and forced Dimitrov to escape.
Dimitrov himself is not evil. He is a loyal subject of the crown, and his will is constantly at war with that of the crest for control of his body. Sometimes he wins, and manages to stop it from killing an innocent victim, but more often than not, it wins.
Dimitrov resolves to find Dante, as he is the only man capable of killing him, so he fakes a breakdown and apparently convices C-5 of his intention to kill Dante...
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Post by: Dunk! on 17 March, 2004, 07:48:55 PM
The Git.


Good for any story.
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Post by: Krustabi on 18 March, 2004, 05:27:04 PM
Rick Bakeman:

A famous musician in Brit-cit who bakes people into cakes after  boring them to death with his 12-hour keyboard solos (Or Rick Bakeman)...
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Post by: Mr C on 18 March, 2004, 05:58:21 PM
Cyril P De Mills- Psychotic director determined to murder every director who?s ever made any additions to his original masterpiece.

The Jimp- a failed actor whose one big part was as Dredd. Pushed over the edge by bad reviews, he now believes that hi actually is Dredd and patrols the streets dispensing the law, despite the fact that he?s only three feet tall.

Tony Banana- An evolved monkey from Cuidad who has come over to Meg1 to avoid a contract on him, he gathers a gang of fellow Cuidad immigrants and begins to create a massive sugar empire. Has very bad taste.
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Post by: Mike Carroll on 18 March, 2004, 05:59:17 PM
My twelve-year-old nephew Shane and I have gerat fun inventing superheroes and villains, and recently he came up with a baddie who's got a rocket-launcher on one, arm, Doc Ock-style tentacles on the other, a jetpack, laser-shooting eyes, guns built into his chest, bionic legs... The works. And he's completely, totally, invulnerable. All the heroes are terrified of him.

And this villain's name?
The Brickinator.
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Post by: Dudley on 18 March, 2004, 10:01:47 PM
Woolly -

I'd like to officially offer my new signed picture of Robin Askwith as the booby prize for Least Effective Villain...

Dudley
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Post by: Max Kon on 19 March, 2004, 04:55:17 AM
A foe for Johnny Alpha.

His name is Woolly. He is a welsh mutant. He hates Johnny because he saw him eating his mother (Johnny claims that it was just a normal Shepard's pie but Woolly knows different)
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Post by: Woolly on 19 March, 2004, 02:59:33 PM
Where did you get the photo of me?!? I thought i'd had them all destroyed after the face change?!?

I'll be having words with my auntie Flossy...
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Post by: Woolly on 19 March, 2004, 03:10:29 PM
Ps. I'll take you up on that one Duds!
IMO that a quality prize!!
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Post by: Dudley on 19 March, 2004, 03:27:03 PM
Where did you get the photo of me?!?

New icon, surely?
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Post by: Krustabi on 19 March, 2004, 05:01:11 PM
The ultimate triumviate of evil:
Keane
Scojo
RC

Nuff said...
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Post by: The Monarch on 19 March, 2004, 06:18:31 PM
Coming this monday the most fearsome foe sinister dexter has ever faced...a man who knows their sinister secret...a man who has a tape of them in a persition they do not want to be seen....a man who could destroy their career much easier than euro crash did....are you ready for the terror that is FAN BOY...
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Post by: Dudley on 19 March, 2004, 06:21:22 PM
"Ultimate triumvirate"?

More like the Geek Gang out of Buffy Series Six.
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Post by: The Monarch on 19 March, 2004, 06:37:55 PM
arch nemesisesis of this board methinks
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Post by: JudgeTremlett on 19 March, 2004, 08:14:37 PM
My villain is a being he was originally a Warrior of a Great and Powerful God, The Gods sent him to save earth from  a horrible future that was brought to attention through prophecy becuase the Demon Of The North Alestvez had escaped from hell to claim revenge and so they created Rimtakdar the messenger of the Gods he was originally sent to vanquish evil he fought for centuries until he came face to face with the evil demon Alestevez himself Alestevez cast him into the future into Mega-City one where the Gods he had served thousands of years were defeated and did not exist to bring balance to the world.   Rimtakdar went mad his master destroyed but Alestevez used this weakness to enter his mind and manipulate he said

"You fool where will you go now your masters are dead, if you wish to continue the divine service, serve me, destroy, kill, massacre.  Who is your master now if it not I.  I have killed your masters.  But you wish to serve without a master you believe your existence is pointless.  I shall give you a reason to exist you must destroy the Decadent Judges and any who stand in my way so that I may take form and deliver the Destruction.  You were sent to deliver a message of Good and Hope now you shall be a messenger of Evil, Despair and Death.  I shall grant you some of my powers discard these symbols of good and bear the signs of my power take up The Demon Blades Esterevez and Crestevestez and finally the Robes of Death.  Go now and do not fail me!"

Rimtakdar is a huge muscular person who carries several weapons: 3 Swords a Claymore on his back: The Blade Of The Apocalypse, A Katana:  To represent the Dominating spirit of evil much like the domination the Samurai had over Japan and a Cutlass:  To represent how greed and power corrupt the souls of men.  These are attached through special aparatus which goes round the upper body.  He also carries a massive warhammer which represents the crushing of good as evils rises and takes form.  He has long ragged black hair and a black beard and moustache.  He wears armor on his upper body which is at the elbow and bears the symbol of Alestevez he wears trousers similar to what Napoleon wore and metal boots which are spiked at the toes and knees he wears a cloak like Spawn or Dracula this is very ragged and ripped.  He has a helmet which is like the head of a bird of prey he has red piercing eyes.

He begins his reign of terror with massacre in Mega-city one and releases the convicts from prison and smashes the city walls as he prepares to take on the judges and fulfil his new masters wishes but good is still within him fighting to get free can he dispel the darkness within his soul and destroy Alestevez or is he too far gone.
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Post by: Woolly on 19 March, 2004, 08:43:20 PM
Youre not Steve Moore by any chance, are you? ;p
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Post by: Woolly on 19 March, 2004, 08:46:30 PM
2 new prizes!

The signed photo of the 'Confessions...' bloke, courtesy of top bloke Dudley,
and a 5-in-1 Atari joystick game thingamy courtesy of quality geezer WoD!

Gonna be alot of winners on this thread!!

Keep those ideas coming...
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Post by: JudgeTremlett on 19 March, 2004, 09:10:24 PM
No not quite I'm just an imaginative 19 year old i would like to write comic strips for living
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Post by: House of Usher on 19 March, 2004, 10:20:27 PM
Are these Cuban demons by any chance?
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Post by: JudgeTremlett on 22 March, 2004, 10:26:56 PM
No I don't think I made the names up what do you think of my villain be honest if he's crap I want to say it's crap because of me!
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 23 March, 2004, 03:19:55 AM
The Griblig man.

Suckers, all over the place. Happy to sit ?n? watch the vid all day. Three squares and a paycard off the judges and they?re happy. Suckers.

Made 20 thou from the Dribbles block eldsters last month, cover the feed and xeno-care lessons at the Mega-U with enough left to keep the mopad running nice.

One of the handy things about my profession is being employed by the J?s. More often than not they are happy to let me get on with it and not pay any attention. I suppose there aint enough shouting and shooting to keep them interested.

Currently got two blocks on the grow, Matt Timson and Rowdy Yates. Timson is a risky one, the block Superintendent droid used to work for Molchers Mopads, it recognised me and remembered what I drive. Thinks it?s funny that a verminator can afford to run a Molcher. Might have to cut my losses and walk from that block, but so far I?m not getting the wrong vibe.

Rowdy Yates is the dream, the block with one of the lowest rates of crime in the sector, thanks to its pet Judge. Mind you, old stony face has moved on now; the apartment is being used by young stony face. Freaky that is.

I get more attention for having Thrashy than for the Gribligs. Thrashy is one of only two predators brought in to try and control the Gribs. Both sterile, which is a shame cos he?s worth a load. Due to the high repro rate of the gribs, Thrashy has an enormous metabolism, which was causing me some trouble till I realised I could grow all the food he needed.

Got two normal calls to make today, then it?s on to Yates to make sure the furballs have taken up residence. Been three days since I introduced the young, so there should be some semi obvious signs of habitation.

After a week it will be time to send Thrashy in to get to work. He will just eat every Griblig he finds. Normally it takes him about two days to finish the block. Then he?ll need to sleep for 3-4 days solid, which allows me the time to get the next block set up for him.

Works a treat and its making me a tidy sum too, Here?s hoping That Rowdy Yates is as rich as I?ve heard; I want a holiday.



Bolt-01
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Post by: Priv8eye on 23 March, 2004, 03:00:31 PM
"Medium-sized" Al Nochowski

Al was once was of MC-1's fatties until he grew tired of that way of life.  Despite the fact that MC-1 caters to the fatties he still felt that something was missing in his life.  He took up dieting, but found it hard.  He couldn't get a doctor to perform surgery to shut off his stomach so he found an illegal Dr, and also took slimming drugs to help him loose wieght.  

It took a lot of money and time but he has been successful.  Only now he has been left with about four times more skin than he requires.  he has no money, having spent it all to get to this stage.  He is desperatley unhappy as although he has a new body he looks more like a freak than ever before.  His last chance is to gethold of some of money to have his excess skin removed.  

Al looks like a deflated fattie, he has great sags of skin that hang down in folds and are held in place by various belts in an attempt to stop him tripping over them.  The amount of skin now leaves him with the almost unique ability that if he is grabbed from behind, he can virtually turn around within his own skin to face the attacker and defend himself.  The loose folds also allow him to squeeze into spaces that look to small for him as he pushes and pulls the skin around with him.

"Medium-sized" Al is a tragic vilain.  He just wants to look normal and he is desperate to get the money together to acheive this and will do anything to get it.
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Post by: hyper_vyper on 24 March, 2004, 02:50:18 AM
Mwah-hah-hah-haah!!
My evil, vicious, satanically minded pet cat
Fluffie, shall rule you all!!!
Power to the moggies!!!!

Oh yeah, and his mission is to sh*t (and p*ss)
all over my furniture.
And not forgetting his arch-rival, my doggie,
Biscuit.


Hyper
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Post by: Max Kon on 24 March, 2004, 03:18:04 AM
What's happened to your icon Wolly
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 24 March, 2004, 03:21:08 AM
Popcorn man!
  He`s made of popcorn. He attacks people, going `popcorn, popcorn, popcorn`.

Floyd with a lot of help from four year old son
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Post by: James on 24 March, 2004, 05:39:46 AM
This is Dafydd "Heffer" Jones.



He's a cow-based Strontium Dog with a grudge against Wulf(and Alpha) for eating his mom.

With potatoes, carrots and gravy.

On a Sunday.
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Post by: Max Kon on 24 March, 2004, 05:45:43 AM
very original james
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Post by: James on 24 March, 2004, 05:49:04 AM
Vuck! Sorry! Honestly didn't read all the posts.

I hereby relinquish my entry into the competition.

Sorry!
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Post by: Max Kon on 24 March, 2004, 05:52:30 AM
nice art though
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Post by: James on 24 March, 2004, 05:53:26 AM
Here's another idea...

A child of an East-Meg victim of the Apocalypse War, born with no skin on his head due to radiation comes to Mega-City One seeking revenge on Dredd.

As a mutant he has the ability to increase other's fears using the carefully tuned resonance of his skull, which is made of crystal, and a cane with a crystal skull on top...


...Nah that would just be stupid, wouldn't it.
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Post by: Matt Timson on 24 March, 2004, 12:59:58 PM
Just give him a different reason for being a bad guy, James- that's too good to simply ditch!
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Post by: Floyd-the-k on 24 March, 2004, 02:46:52 PM
the crystal skull has snatched the Robin Askwith picture from our grasp. Thank goodness. Roy came up nobottom man this morning but declined to describe his super powers. Thank goodness
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Post by: Woolly on 24 March, 2004, 07:22:10 PM
All coming along very nicely!!

But i need MORE....
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Post by: Max Kon on 24 March, 2004, 07:48:23 PM
What a cool icon Woolly.

How about Chealse Blue vampire hunter. A foe for Durham Red. If I was good at drawing women she would look like Anderson with blue highlights and little cloaths.
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Post by: VampiraJen on 24 March, 2004, 07:48:47 PM
quite like the idea of doing a gang, but so far my tring to flesh them out a bit and provide a back story for them is a wee bit more difficult that i thought.  everything i come up with is dry and unorigional

sigh...

what happened to the good old days when i was imaginitive...?
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Post by: Woolly on 24 March, 2004, 08:20:37 PM
"What a cool icon Woolly."


Couldnt agree more!

Cheers for the pic, dude!
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Post by: Max Kon on 24 March, 2004, 08:31:14 PM
The original isnt much larger than the icon actally
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Post by: Krustabi on 25 March, 2004, 07:00:45 PM
Dredd vs. Robo- Andy Fordham

Can Dredd avoid being eaten after Fordham's amazing aim with darts knocks him out?

Dredd vs. Sharleen Spitteri

Can Dredd overcome the queen of middle-of-the-road pop rock?

Just out of interest, who do people think was better between my two "main" creations?...(Robo Rapunzel or Simon the Pieman)

Can I win yet?...
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Post by: Krustabi on 25 March, 2004, 07:09:32 PM
New Armitage nemesis: James "Krunchtabi" Werndly

A nefarious Brit-cit clown who stalks his victims before pouncing, by waiting outside their hab-units whit a large scythe. Will the Brit-Cit department be bothered to listen to the protests of resident lefty-whiner "Dudlee" and is his friend "Darrel" next?
Only time will tell?...
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Post by: Satanist on 25 March, 2004, 07:13:28 PM
A new foe for Dredd,Behold the mighty...

Mat Pills.Whenever confronted by the almighty but aged Mat,Dredd is unable to function his duties as per normal or control the amount of spurious sh*te that pours forth from his lips...and all that jazz
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Post by: Krustabi on 25 March, 2004, 07:18:51 PM
Dredd vs. Robo-Annabel Chong.

Can Dredd resist her charms in her crazed attempt to break her flesh-and-blood predecessor?

Yes. The end...
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Post by: Dudley on 25 March, 2004, 07:36:38 PM
WERNDLY!!!!!

AT LAST THE FOOL KRUSTABI HAS BEEN TRICKED INTO GIVING HIS SURNAME!!!!

VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS!!!!

Lobster Predictable.....I'm coming for you.....
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 25 March, 2004, 07:47:46 PM
So the story goes like this my man...

Johnny and Wulf are taking it easy in the doghouse. It's been quiet, not much work available. Just as it looks as if the last of their money is going to dissapear word comes in.

An astronomical bounty is being offered on the head of hyperclown a crazed, superfast mutant who's commited nine bank robberies in four days. Hyperclown has thus far avoided capture by changing his name and appearance every five minutes.

Following a lead, the strontium dogs arrive on the water planet Qualar. It's too late though, Hyperclown has already moved on leaving a string of bank robberies in his wake.

After more futile attempts to capture Hyperclown, Johnny forms a plan. He knows Hyperclown's super-rapidmetabolism means he needs to stop constantly and gorge himself on food in order to get the energy to keep moving. The fast food planet McDonalds 9 is just one big fast-food joint, theres no way Hyperclown could resist.

Hyperclown soon arrives and immediately begins gorging himself on burgers and fries. Johnny and Wulf use his distraction to get close but they're spotted and a fight ensues. Their blasters prove useless because the target moves too fast to hit and Hyperclown soon wears them down with hit and run blows.

Johnny watches in a daze as Hyperclown backs off and then charges forward intending to mow them down. Then suddenly Johnny throws a time-bomb and sends a huge boulder into the future where thanks to the planets rotation, it ends up in Hyperclowns path.

SPLAT.

After that it was just a matter of borrowing a spatula from the fast food restaraunt so they could get a DNA sample.

Another hunt ended, another job done for Johnny Alpha: Strontium dog!

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Post by: W. R. Logan on 25 March, 2004, 10:07:23 PM
>...Nah that would just be stupid, wouldn't it.

Popped in to Alan Grant's last night & he said wasnt to keen on the crystal skull himself.

La Placa Rifa,
W. R. Logan.
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Post by: esoteric ed on 25 March, 2004, 11:17:51 PM
I've a humble entry to add to this but haven't had time to draw it up yet :-(


Ed
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Post by: esoteric ed on 28 March, 2004, 11:53:07 PM
My own "camp" and "on a tight schedule" addition to the proceedings...


Ed
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Post by: Noisybast on 30 March, 2004, 04:03:53 AM
Mylar Baggs: Illegal 'zine dealer. Wanted for trafficking restricted literature.



Uh... that's all I have. Just thought it was a good mega-cit name. Might post more when I've had a think about it.
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Post by: Max Kon on 02 April, 2004, 12:01:33 AM
*cough* Bump *cough*
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Post by: Noisybast on 02 April, 2004, 12:09:57 AM
I think I killed the thread...
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Post by: Woolly on 02 April, 2004, 02:27:20 AM
Hello?

Is there anybody out there?
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Post by: Max Kon on 07 April, 2004, 02:56:23 AM
bump. It had fallen off the board
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Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 07 April, 2004, 05:29:41 PM
The Blind Woman

She is the ultimate Dredd villain. She doesn't break the law; she is as familiar with the rules of MC-1 as he is. Nonetheless, she represents the greatest threat his city will ever face.

A powerful psychic, she despairs of the seething hatred she senses in the citizens. Years of exposure to their feelings have made her take a stand against the city. She knows what they feel: resentment; despair; fear; and helplessness. In her heart, she knows these are the forces that drive citizens to crime while Dredd can't, or won't, see this.

Her epiphany comes when she helps Dredd save the city, but is blinded accidentally by him and coldly left for dead while he bids to save the city. She survives and makes her way to the undercity, where she gathers a following of troggies, muties and outcasts to whom she preaches a peaceful way of life. They are organises into better communities, and the undercity dwellers come to rely on her.

Rumours of a the "Blind Woman" in the undercity reach the Judges. Concerned at the possibility of an organised uprising, Dredd leads a patrol to wipe them out. They find a struggling community, but no overt signs of aggression. Even so, Dredd cannot believe there is no nefarious purpose behind the organisation and feels that, in time, they would come to resent the city dwellers and strike out at them. The Blind Woman is absent at this time, preaching in the still uncivilized parts of the undercity, but returns to find her people dead.

Realising that she must act against the city if she is to avoid being hunted down, the Blind Woman moves into the slums of MC-1. She preaches a kind and gentle way of life, and an almost communist ideology where everyone should help each other to better themselves rather than fighting and bickering.

Slowly, her movement gathers momentum. Images of the Blind Woman, leaning on a stick, begin to be scrawled on walls. Crime, bizarrely, starts to fall in some of the poorer sectors. Perps found guilty of petty crimes (smoking, owning sugar) claim not to be afraid of the judges as they know the Blind Woman will come to their aid eventually.

An investigation into the Blind Woman's activities shows she has done nothing wrong, although Dredd is suspicious that she won't show herself. Crime is also being committed in her name, although her followers are quick to report the perps in question.

Eventually, her movement begins to sweep through the city. It is perceived as a greater threat to the absolute rule of the judges than democracy. Dredd leads an assault team to assassinate the Blind Woman.

Eventually, he tracks her down – killing innocent citizens on the way. In a final confrontation, Dredd recognises the Blind Woman. She attempts to show him the error of his ways, and refers to their past connections. Dredd concedes he can see her point of view, but that he is compelled to save the city as he knows it. With regret, he executes her – despite her having committed no crime.

The Blind Woman is Judge Anderson.
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Post by: The Monarch on 07 April, 2004, 08:36:51 PM
well you are probably wondering what happened to mines well i canned it due to the fact that the villian err resembled a one off sin/dex villian so err sorry but you probably never see fan boy
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Post by: Art on 07 April, 2004, 09:04:00 PM
Dogbummer. He bums dogs.
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 08 April, 2004, 03:36:41 AM
GOLD!

Bolt-01
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Post by: Darryl on 08 April, 2004, 03:46:23 AM
A nefarious Brit-cit clown who stalks his victims before pouncing, by waiting outside their hab-units whit a large scythe. Will the Brit-Cit department be bothered to listen to the protests of resident lefty-whiner "Dudlee" and is his friend "Darrel" next?
Only time will tell?...


OY!

At least spell me bleedin name name right! Sheessh.....
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Post by: Max Kon on 13 April, 2004, 05:47:26 PM
bump Woolly i don't think that anyone else is going to enter
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Post by: Jared Katooie on 13 April, 2004, 06:15:29 PM
BRA MAN
Sinister dexters most deadly opponent, he is composed solely of bras. Unable to stop making crap jokes they are both strangled and horribly lacerated. Bra man then takes over in their story slot.
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Post by: Banners on 13 April, 2004, 07:09:02 PM
Woolly i don't think that anyone else is going to enter

I am. What't the rush? We've still got three weeks haven't we?

My baddie is so bad, he's always leaves things to the last minute - even his own creation.

M@

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Post by: Jared Katooie on 13 April, 2004, 07:35:45 PM
None can defeat bra man.
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Post by: Max Kon on 23 April, 2004, 08:59:26 PM
come on woolly isn't it time this was over so I can win?
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Post by: Dudley on 23 April, 2004, 09:02:47 PM
Bog off Max, the good ones are all still to come...

;)
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Post by: Max Kon on 23 April, 2004, 09:08:54 PM
like when?
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Post by: Dudley on 23 April, 2004, 09:17:14 PM
23:59, 30/04/04
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Post by: Al_Ewing on 24 April, 2004, 02:08:12 AM
It's the ultimate nightmare come to stalk the killing field's of Nu Earth! Helm's greatest foe - the HAT HATER!

A parallel-universe GI from a dimension where all scalp covering is a HOLY CRIME - and all headgear MUST BE DESTROYED! This spells trouble for Helm especially as the Hat Hater is half-insect, which makes his lush pink carapace EXTRA TOUGH, and on HIS world, instead of daintily picking a chip out of a skull at the moment of death, GIs hack out ENTIRE BRAINS for their weapons - WITH CHAINSAWS! Because they're that tough!

Yet the irritable intectoid has a code of sad, poignant honour towards every living thing that is not a sentient hat. Can Rogue bear to pump five hundred rounds of leaden death into the loving heart of this gentle giant? Or will he heroically permit his face to be ground to custard beneath the pumping fists of the Hat Hater and the missiles and macro-mines of his two dead buddies, Rucksack Ralph and Howie The Howitzer??

SPOILER - it boils down to HAT versus HATER as Helm must use ALL HIS DEADLY BATTLE SKILLS - like thinking, talking and having a chin strap - to evade PINK DEATH!!
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Post by: Krustabi on 26 April, 2004, 06:01:00 PM
I win on Friday! I'll have the Chopper book please!!!!


P.S. Weren't you supposed to have sent SOMETHING ELSE by now Woolly?...
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Post by: WoD on 26 April, 2004, 06:26:20 PM
OK - Not sure if this is still going but,....

A new nemisis for Johnny Alpha; A sister, slightly younger twin who's identity has been hidden from Alpha and his father.  She's been raised in a convent sanctuary by mutant hating nuns and indoctrinated in their purity beliefs, and also to especially despise Alpha.  Of course, these are not your ordinary nuns, but have trained her in the *arts* of assassination and murder (I'm sure this happens more often than you think you know!).
When her mutant powers start to show themselves, later in life than Alpha's, she is banished and struggling with this she blames Alpha for her problems and pledged herself to tracking him, and other mutants close to him, and to the elimination of all mutant-kind.
Her powers are the same as Alpha's but more contolled due to her strict upbringing.

I would post a sketch, but having showed it to a mate (who is still pi**ing himself laughing) I think I shall not.
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Post by: Mr D on 26 April, 2004, 07:51:09 PM
The location: Mega City 1

During Necropolis, ordinary cit Art Ingence is sent out to try and find a safe hiding place for his family - his mother, brother and uncle. He runs along the streets, terrified, when he hears a familiar noise behind him... Somewhere, along the street, Judge Death is hissing. He panics, and runs round a corner - straight into Judge Fear!!
'Be at peaccccce, sssssinner' hisses Fear, lifting his visor.
As Art gazes into what lies beyond, he falls to the ground, unconcious - presumed dead.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER
Art wakes up, lying in the street. He feels completely fine - maybe a little groggy, but certainly alive. He stumbles home to his family, and waits for Necropolis to end.
He becomes increasingly obsessed with his survival. Why? Why could he survive? He eventually starts experimenting on himself. He tries to take a blood sample - and is horrified to find that his arm is full of wires!! He x-rays himself, and finds that he is, in fact, a robot! He doesn't tell his family - hell, how can they BE his family? - but instead runs away.

A few hours later, he crashes through the door of a tech shop, and blurts out his story. It doesn't take much to persuade the mechanic to take a look. His fears are confirmed - he is entirely robotic. The tech tells him that he has large chunks of his memory deleted, but they're probably retrievable. Art gives him permission.

WHOOSH
Art was a human once - a mutie, with incredible abilities to manipulate machines. He was captured by the Justice Department after causing an explosion that killed 5000 cits. He remembers.... He remembers the experiments... The torture. Then he remembers the ultimate humiliation - being forced to transfer his mind into a robotic body, so he could watch his human form be burned. Experiments - all experiments. He was eventually deemed too valuable to destroy, but too dangerous to reenter society, so parts of his mind were deleted and he was placed with 3 full time minders, who he believed to be his family.
His name? A Justice Department joke - ARTifical INtelliGENCE.

Full of rage, he storms into Justice Central, and heads for a terminal. He is gunned down almost immediately - before he has time to do anything.... Or has he?


Mega City 1 - Now

It's snowing. Drokkin' everywhere. No vehicle in the city is working - not even Lawmasters. The robots are turning against humans once more, and technology can't be relied upon. Everything is infected with the AI virus. It's crept carefully through the system for years, plotting, planning, getting used to protocol throughout the city... Waiting to take it's revenge on the pathetic humans who killed it. For AI is Artificial Intelligence.... And Dredd's got a hell of a fight on his hands.
An army of robots, every vehicle in the city, weapons no longer work, buildings are turning against people....

Millions dead.... Even more trapped....

AI is here
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Post by: Krustabi on 26 April, 2004, 07:59:49 PM
An evil demon named Ronald Cairns, who assumes multiple identities to get around being banned from MC-1...
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 27 April, 2004, 04:54:25 AM
Hey Krusti, I like that one.

Bolt-01
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Post by: VampiraJen on 27 April, 2004, 07:26:52 PM
oh, my god, the board's back...oh, piss better get drawing...ah sh1t....
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Post by: Woolly on 28 April, 2004, 06:31:23 PM
Well, due to personal issues my internet access has all but dried up, so apologies if the judging of this takes its time!

I'm gonne get my mate Matt Lonsdale, who is a lifelong squaxx and even did a bit of work on the Dredd Movie, to judge the entries.

Youve got till friday to get any ideas posted up, and i'll print a list of winners here as soon as circumstance allows.

Well, guess i'll not be posting for a while, so take it easy everyone. Gonna miss you all! Even RC, in a sick kinda way!

Woolly
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Post by: Dudley on 29 April, 2004, 06:08:37 PM
The Suitor
Book I

A Robo-Hunter Story

Words - Dudley
Illustration - Bolt-01


Sam Slade looked down at his new robot body with a certain amount of satisfaction.  It was made from state-of-the art materials, and he was happy to see that the surgeon had indeed incorporated certain suggestions as to how the basic mechanoid design could be...improved...  After a final admiring downward glance, he dressed and moved to the dining table in the next room.

Samantha, his granddaughter, had taken over running the family business some time ago.  There had been some initial conflict between the two - something silly about a couple of million going missing from the firm's account - but he had to admit he'd grown fond of the kid.  And she'd handled some pretty good cases.  Her tracking and disposal of the psychotic Millar droid had won her a whole lot of headlines, and going on to blow up the "Return to Verdus" headquarters had cemented her rep as the best Robohunter since – since – well, since himself.  Sam had given her the benefits of his wisdom, and she'd grown under his tutelage, until one day she'd said "If you put a fragging sock in it, I'll buy you a body to go with that jar, OK, old-timer?"

And now she was bringing a boy home to meet her old granddad.  That felt nice.  Respectful, in a way.  She'd even made stopped him escaping through the back window.  

Samantha walked in, wearing a tight black cocktail dress that reminded him of the day they'd first been tied together and threatened by a mad film producer.  She had a Slade's good looks alright, plus a figure hot enough to melt a Haagen-Daz at a dozen paces. Beating off robots all day had only toned that fabulous physique.  He felt a lump form at the back of his throat.  This boyfriend, this Julian, he'd better be good enough for her.

LATER

Julian seemed like a nice kid, Sam decided.  A polite and well-dressed young man, such as anyone would be proud to call his grandson.  He listened well, that was for sure, taking in all the details of the old robohunting days with wide eyes.  And he sure seemed to know a lot, seemingly quite familiar with all Slade's old companions and most of his enemies.  Heck, he even knew about Doctor Robotski – something Slade himself had always tried to forget.

"I'll just go wash up," said Samantha, clearing the dishes from the room.  She sure must be in love, Slade reflected, for her not to have even thought of using the Maidotron.

"So, what are your intentions towards my grand-daughter?"

Barely were Sam's words out of his mouth than he noticed a great change come over the face of the young man sitting opposite him.  Julian seemed to be suddenly filled with light, his wide-open eyes fixed onto Slade's.

"Mr Slade – Sam – I hope you can forgive me.  I just – I had to tell you – that – that Samantha..."

"I know, kid, she's one of a kind –"

"No!  I mean, yes, sure she is, in a way, because, you see, the thing is, well, I think there's a lot of you in her.  That's what I've fallen in love with.  What little of you I see in her."

"Now wait a minute –" protested Sam

"Just hear me out, Mr Slade.  I have to say this.  I – I – " the young man paused, swallowed, and continued in a rush.  "I'm in love with you, sir.  I always have been.  Many's a time, when I was a kid, growing up, I used to read about your adventures, and dream of being Hoagy, well not Hoagy, no, to be honest, sir, I used to dream of being, of being..." his voice was rising to a squeak "...of being Carlos Sanchez Robostogie.  Of being held between your –"

"Look kid, I've heard enough!" snapped Sam.  "I don't float that particular boat.  You don't got enough up there, and you've got wayyy too much down there, if you get what I'm saying.  Plus, I'm stuck in this stupid jar on a robot body, plus – hey! – what about my granddaughter?"

"Well, sir, Samantha's very nice.  But you!  I mean, the combination of robots and killing and now, well, it's like you're half robot, and that's – that's – very, um, well, very sexy, especially your...your...  Oh, I knew you'd never let me show my love for you!  You're so fixated on robots, and killing, and robots..." Julian's voice tailed away for a moment, then he gulped and carried on in a new, firmer tone.  

"That's when I came up with my plan.  If I walk out of here, it'll break Samantha's heart, and you know it.  You're too nice to let that happen.  I'd never do anything like that, of course.  Well..." his fingers were suddenly covering Slade's, "Not unless I were...broken-hearted..."

Before Sam could say anything, Julian's fingers withdrew as Samantha re-entered the room.  "I hope you boys are getting along OK?"

"Yeah, babe, just peachy.   Listen you wouldn't believe the cra-"

"I'm glad to hear it.  This guy's made me the happiest woman on Earth and if you'd done anything to screw it up you'd have been outside for the glass recycling guys first thing Monday!"

She leaned over and wrapped her arms around Julian, staring deep into his eyes.  It was a touching love scene, thought Slade.  Still looking deep into Samantha's eyes, Julian seemed again to be the normal upstanding young man Slade had first taken him for.  Then he noticed that one of the younger man's hands was no longer wrapped around Samantha's peachy ass.  Instead, it was reaching for the improvements he'd been so proud of only hours earlier...




Will Sam be forced to succumb to Julian's machinations?  Will Samantha ever forgive him?  And what are The Suitor's intentions towards Carlos Sanchez Robostogie?  Find out in 7 Earth days!!!
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Post by: Dudley on 29 April, 2004, 06:10:18 PM
Sorry - first attempt to post that went astray...
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Post by: Oddboy on 29 April, 2004, 06:45:24 PM
And there I was thinking you'd just done it for the sake of it!

"ZARJAZ"
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Post by: Al_Ewing on 29 April, 2004, 06:49:06 PM
The Dimensionator! He traps Dredd into being frozen forever as a series of two-dimensional static images, forced into action poses with strange white bubbles filled with words hanging next to his head! All other judges and citizens seem similarly affected - and this state of sequential immobility continues forward into the future and back all the way to 2099! How can Dredd fight when he has no objective reality?
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Post by: Bart Oliver on 30 April, 2004, 07:28:29 PM



Texas City's original sociopath with a silver star, Judge Ustus Tate-Roscoe IV.





Cheers,

B.
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Post by: longmanshort on 30 April, 2004, 07:36:44 PM
Bah, was all my idea ... ;oP
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Post by: Matt Timson on 30 April, 2004, 07:47:56 PM
Yeah, but that dude can draw!

No wonder he's your new best friend while I'm out in the cold... *snffl*

;)
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Post by: Bart Oliver on 30 April, 2004, 09:08:11 PM
++ Bah, was all my idea ... ;oP ++

Not a chance Longman- if anyone deserves joint creator props it's Von Scottster.. ;p

Heh, heh, Matt you not enjoying the respite from Yorkshire's greatest text pest?

B.


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Post by: Quirkafleeg on 30 April, 2004, 09:13:25 PM
A Dredd Baddie....?

Pat Mills.

(I thank you...)
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Post by: Banners on 30 April, 2004, 10:46:15 PM
Breathe deep and slow.

Breathe deep and slow.

Breathe deep and slow. Can't see his eyes, but he's looking straight at me. I know it. So - avoid eye contact, just carry on walking and - and fighting that sweat back into its skin.

Breathe deep and slow. Slower, slower now - come on.

I catch a reflection fall across the Shine-E-Ad's holographic promise of retail happiness. For Grud's sake, from the way he's sat on his bike, you'd think the Judges owned this Drokkin' city. Leg outstretched, arms crossed, and the gaze of his visor cast across this packed pedway, looking for his prey like that Gruddam eagle on his shoulder.

The badge. Quick - check the badge. Dredd? Drokk! It's DREDD! Breathe deeper, come on, you can do it. Slow down, man. Be cool.

I turn up my collar, pull out my long hair and untangle the chains, and I realise I can hear my heart. Can you imagine that? In this miasma of engines and power and grinding, I can hear my life! The beat of my fear is sounding out like an alert. Keep walking, keep walking. But slower, slower now.

Grud knows how many people I hurt. Plenty is all I know. Didn't think of the penalty - the fine or the cube time. Don't even know why. Ain't got no reasons, no motivations - nothing like that thing the used to call conscience. How can anybody have a soul in this hell City? That's my defence, Your Honour. I didn't care. And that's your fault, not mine.

Drokk. He's started up his bike, he's coming this way. Be cool. Slower, slower now. DROKK!

- "Me?"

Be casual. Be friendly. There is no way he knows about what I just did. No way.

- "Ed Southern. Steve Wynn Block. Sector 129."

Don't hesitate, don't be vague.

- "Been to the RESYK to sell some skin I shed."

Smile.

-"Yeah, now just on my way to grab some munce."

Don't waiver. Breathe deep and slow. Don't give in to the stare, don't answer back, don't show fear. Don't fiddle, quiet that heart! Come on. Do it. Or I'm a dead man. Slower now.

There! A glimpse! As the ad flickered bright, I swear I got through the black and saw - his eyes. Dredd's eyes! Why, he's just - a man! A MAN!

-"No problem, sir"

I've done it"

-"Certainly, if I see anything suspicious, I'll call it in."

The bike roars to life, and he's gone. Dredd's gone! Exhale. Exhale! EXHALE! Slow, slower now.

I'm your greatest enemy, Joe, the biggest baddie you ever faced. Me? Who am I? Hell...

I'm someone who got away with it.

---

M@
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Post by: Matt Timson on 30 April, 2004, 11:00:14 PM
"Yorkshire's greatest text pest?"

Ah yes- The lateness of the hour means nothing to the mighty Mulcher- and he costs me a *fortune* in texts.  I've just had two about this thread in half as many minutes...

Heh

;)
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Post by: Bart Oliver on 01 May, 2004, 12:01:55 AM
LOL- well that's two more than me in half as many minutes!

BTW will we get to see the Anti-Tharg before midnight?

B.
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Post by: longmanshort on 01 May, 2004, 01:53:02 AM
I hate you guys ...

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Post by: Matt Timson on 01 May, 2004, 01:55:21 AM
Sadly not.  I'm still drawing Gary's crappy story about some fields...

:D
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Post by: Bart Oliver on 07 May, 2004, 09:10:30 PM
++ I'm still drawing Gary's crappy story about some fields... ++

Has it got skateboards in it too?

Seem to remember Gary outlining an idea he had for a faux 70s 'how to..' for Solar Wind(?) at Dreddcon iv.

B.
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Post by: Dudley on 05 July, 2004, 03:29:38 PM
So who won?
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Post by: Woolly on 05 July, 2004, 03:36:05 PM
Yeah, sorry for the bloody MASSIVE delay, but these are being marked later today..... I'll let you all know VERY soon....

Wul
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Post by: Bolt-01 on 06 July, 2004, 05:04:31 AM
welcome back Wooly

Bolt-01


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Post by: Woolly on 06 July, 2004, 04:41:11 PM
Good to be back, fella!
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Post by: Dudley on 08 July, 2004, 05:27:00 PM
So are you back for good?  (back for good, back for good?)