I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog

[Rackle]

Nemesister Act
Attack of the Block
It's a Bug (Ugly)'s Life
The Hand that Rocked the Cradlegrave

[sheridan]

   
• We Need to Torque About Kevin O'Neill
• I'm guessing somebody nabbed Dreddpool already, so I'll go for Dreddpool 2
• The Terminator
• The ABC Warriors of Death
• Harry 20 and the Philosopher's Stone
• School of Harry 20 on the High Rock
• The Dredd Shoes
• School of Drokk
• The Grudfather
• The Krool Sea
• The Kano Mutiny
• Drokkula
• The Knucker... and How to Get It
• Monty Python's Life of Brian Bolland
• The Long Good Fr1day
• Bad Company of Wolves
• Star Evelyn Waughs

[sheridan]

   
• John Howard's End
• The Phantom of the Shoppera
• Marlon Shakespeare in Love

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Flesh Gordon

[Rackle]

Look Who's Torquemada
Strontium Dog Soldiers
The (Iso)Cube
The Color Perp-le
Mutie on the Bounty

[Taryn Tailz]

The Simping Detective...oh, wait...

[sheridan]

   
• Perp-le Rain

[The Legendary Shark]

Thank Grud that's over. Some of those entries made me feel quite ill, so it seems appropriate to follow it up with a game of Prog Nosis, where contestants describe injuries, illnesses and diseases peculiar to 2000AD readers.

Maladies may include such distressing conditions as:
Twooth decay - storing your progs in a damp cellar
Twooth cavity - a gap in your collection
Samnesia - forgetting all about Slade
Nemecysts - boils on your warlocks
and Tyrannosores - blisters caused by reading Flesh too quickly

Points will be awarded for something or other and the winner will receive this must-have addition to every Squaxx's first aid kit, a 2 litre cask of Judge Palomine Lotion.

Simple as that, so - get on with it, you sick drokkers...

[Fungus]

The Screaming Abnett-Dabs - compulsion to pun

[Fungus]

Mandroid Flu - so much worse than regular 'flu. If you're a machine to start with
Skizzophrenia - when you see a weird Spielberg version of yourself and conclude multiple personality disorder

[Fungus]

Kleptomania - stealing characters from other comics
Thargrophobia - can't leave home without wearing a mask

[sheridan]

Aggrophobia - fear or hatred of going to the Aggro Dome

[I, Cosh]

Fargophobia - Hatred of boring stories determined to fill every conceivable remaining detail of a world which has gone unexplained for forty years.

[M.I.K.]

Deep vein Zombosis.

[Dandontdare]

haemordroids - painful anal condition from spending too long sitting at a drawing board