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Worst Music Videos Evah Thread.

Started by Pete Wells, 20 January, 2009, 08:04:05 AM

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Peter Wolf

I listened to 60 seconds of Kanye West.No point listening to any more as its all the same.

"dry your eyes mate - theres plenty more fish in the sea.."

Lil Marky is like some kind of creepy comedy act and if i was god i would have struck him down with lightning a long time ago.I like the way his voice goes into Pinky and Perky/chipmunk mode.

 :lol:
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I, Cosh

Not a particularly bad video, but this fits pretty well with the song that started the thread. I heard this on the radio when I was on the holiday and I was too stunned to change the station on the radio.

Hear the Statue of Liberty shaking her fist
We never really die.

the shutdown man

You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

Roger Godpleton

Thought Sometimes People Make a War was bad? Well here is fellow Tupac devotee Ja Rule. The last minute and a half or so is simply a masterclass in egotistical self-regard. Check the ~ACTING! at 5:32.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZonJcCJU ... re=related
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

TordelBack

Oh my.  That is just appallingly bad.  And when did they embalm Patrick Swayze?

Pete Wells

Man I love those American propaganda songs, they're so bad they're good!

TheEdge

R kelly theres a midget in the closet.
"Save Trees, Eat Beavers"
"Animal Rights: Animals have the right to be tasty"

radiator


TordelBack

The whole R Kelly opera transcends this genre of the painfully awful - it's actually more than a little brilliant.

"...the man was a midget (midget) (midget)" is one of my favourite lines from anything.

radiator

He did another batch of episodes recently, but apparently they are deliberately funny, as if the whole thing has always been a big joke, and we're all laughing with R Kelly, not at him. He's fooling no-one.

Roger Godpleton

Are you sure the midget isn't just a child?
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Wils

Quote from: "Godpleton"Are you sure the midget isn't just a child?

If it was a kid, R Kelly would jump back out of the closet to piss on him.

TordelBack

B'dum tish, Wils, b'dum tish!

Quoteand we're all laughing with R Kelly, not at him. He's fooling no-one

Funny is as funny does.

Roger Godpleton

Whilst we're on the topic of pederasty, here's ubiquitous Auto-Tune hack Akon not apologising for groping a teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS7aULdHo24
He's only trying to be what following how his dreams make you wanna be, man!

Peter Wolf

This :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wGMlSuX_c

Everything about it.Her ,the lyrics,her voice,her face,the video,the music,the production - everything.

"I want fuckloads of diamonds..." and even worse and even more distateful than that : "I hear people die while trying to find them...."  

The production has that horrible synthetic Pro-Tools sound to it plus the overuse of what sounds like a Yamaha DX7 synth.It sounds dated yet its new.

Pathetic garbage.
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