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Has anyone else noticed that of late (the past year or two) a lot of major Dredd characters have been killed off? It almost seems as if Wagner is wrapping up loose ends and removing important characters in preperation for his final Dredd story.

I'm sure this is some way off but it sure seems as if things are starting to progress towards... THE END...

We've lost Castillo, Otto Sump, Ralphy(admittedly a small character), the nosferatu(was I the only one who thought this was a significat character?) and now it looks like PJ Maybe is about to receive his just desserts as Dredd closes in on him (see the preview of the new meg for a significant clue as to how close he is to being caught).

Mean machine and Judge Death are two other suspects for last-ever appearances. Though I guess Death will probably return eventually.

Of course I could be wrong and Wagner could merely be dealing with characters he has no interest in continuing with. A lot of them seem to be making their final farewells though.

What do you think?

You may have come here after reading recent horror stories about the board. If so, everything you've heard is true! We hate all newbies and cast scorn on them whenever they make a mistake or behave incorrectly.

For your benefit there follows a list of the types of behaviour that will not be tolerated on the board.

1) Here on the board we take great pleasure in building people up only to savagely knock them down. This is to be expected by all newcomers. If you cant handle it go to hell.

2) Even slightly off-topic posts will be met with violently angry replies, which is just the way it should be. This is the 2000AD message board, if you cant talk about 2000AD then you should drokk off.

3) Learn spelling and grammar you idiot.

4) Unless you show respect to the "big three" of the board they will arrange to have you banned.

5) We hate you newbie. It's up to you to change that.

If anyone else has warnings for potential newcomers, place them here.

I was going to put this on monty's MAME thread but I cant find it.

I cant seem to figure out how to play the roms. Does anyone know if there is a set of keys used for all the games or is there is a way of defining the keys yourself?

So as not to waste another thread please let me know if there are any potential pitfalls for a black skull with no brain like myself.

Thanks.

Please help.

I know next to nothing about blogs and (on top of a ton of other stuff) I've been tasked with finding out whether you can put images on them. I know this is possible but do you need a seperate image hosting site to do it? Does the blog itself have space for images?

The lecturer is talking about putting images from mobile phones up too? This makes my head hurt with complexity.

If you can help and/or point me in the direction of some helpful sites I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks.

Jared.

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From me and all my Triangularians! May not be around for a little bit but I'll be back soon.

Have a great one, one and all!

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Since getting broadband I've been spending nearly all my time relaxing online and messing about.

Here are the best sites I have found in my travels linked for your conveniance.

Please feel free to add your own favourites.

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/>The webcomics list.

This site has lots of cool webcomics on it. Some are better than others but most of the fun comes from just diving in at random and being incredibly amazed/frigthened by what you find!

http://www.weaponmasters.com/>Swords online.

If you like weapons as much as me then you'll love this website. It's got lots of pretty daggers and swords not to mention more exotic equipment like ninja climbing shoes and even inflatable broadswords.

http://www.gamehippo.com/>Gamehippo

If you like games you can get some real doozies here. There all free too and that means no shareware anywhere.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/>Weebls stuff.

This site has some good Flash cartoons and games and is updated quite regularly.

http://stc-archive.gue-network.com/index02.htm>STC-archive.

A website devoted to scans of the now-cancelled publication Sonic the comic. This was based around SEGA's speedy blue hedgehog and had some great action-packed stories and excellent art. 2000AD droids Nigel Kitching and Richard Elson's earlier work can be seen here. Mick McMahon and Bob Corona's contributions can also be seen.

http://www.drx.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sonic/stc/>Sonic the comic online.

An online fan-comic based on the original Sonic the comic. I personally think it's of very high quality and its free too! Bonus!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/>Albino black sheep.

More bizarre Flash cartoons and games and other stuff as well. Nice little time-waster.

http://www.nethack.org/>Nethack.

If you have a year or two to spare download the best adventure game ever and play away. It's not for everyone due to its crude graphics and seemingly simplistic gameplay but beware, it's incredibly deep and detailed and if it draws you in it never lets you go...

http://www.thehungersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites>The hunger site.

Donate food to the hungry merely by viewing adverts. Just click on the link and food will be donated all around the world to people who need it the most.

http://www.ign.com/>IGN

A site dedicated to entertainment media. It has reviews, videos and images. It's not the prettiest site nor is it the authority on any one subject. However, it offers information on a wide range of subjects and is worth a look.

http://www.pvponline.com/>PVP.

One of the best webcomics out there at the moment. If you're new to the idea of webcomics check this one out.

http://www.mtbireland.com/dodge.html>Escape.

Can you evade the evil bricks of doom? This has taken over Floyds mind.

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/>Orisinal.

More games. These ones have an extra special sparkle to them.

http://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html>Happy tree friends.

Cut and cuddly creatures meet horrible agonising deaths in this humorous internet cartoon.

http://www.tvtome.com/>Tv tome.

Do you like TV? Not good enough. If you really love TV shows then this is the site for you. It has all the info on your favourite shows. You can also look up movie info under the Movie tome section.

http://www.imaginationcubed.com/Imagine>Imagination at work.

Johnnystress discovered this site and it's great. If you havent tried it yet give it a go and show your masterpieces to one and all!

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/>Zombie infection simulator.

An old favourite of mine. Communicates effectively the implications of a zombie attack on a city full of people.

http://quizilla.com/>Quizilla.

What is the center of your dark core? Which sexual position are you? The answers to these and similar questions lie on Quizilla. Remember, nothing you believe about yourself can be trusted unless you learn it in a quiz.

http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/>Adventure game studio.

If you're a fan of adventure games this site has a program which lets you make your own. It's easy to use and you can share your games with people over the internet. If you dont feel up to making your own games yet you can try some of the ones other people have made. 5 days a stranger and 7 days a skeptic come highly reccomended.

http://www.rubberfaces.com/selectceleb.html>Rubberfaces.

Celebrities are soooo pretty but on this siteyou can stretch their faces and make them ugly! Take that you shall vacuous ninnies!

http://www.bored.com/>Bored.

If you're still bored, go here! There's lots to do.

Found a pretty good site. Let me know if you find any others!

http://www.nightmareworld.com/>Nightmare world

This ones also great.

http://stc-archive.gue-network.com/index02.htm>Sonic the comic archive

JK.

I dont know how to use it. It started to download a file and it wont stop even though I've uninstalled it.

I'm not concerned just a bit confused. Is there any way of switching it off? Or controlling it at all? That is all.

JK.

What are your expectations for prog 2005? Which story do you think will be best? Which will be worst?

For me in order of quality it'll probably be:

1) Dredd
2) Caballistics
3) Robo-hunter
4) Nikolai Dante
5) Slaine

I'm looking forward to the first three a lot but I'm not too pleased to see Dante return as his tales all fell down badly after The courtship of Jena Makarov. I would give him a chance but he's blown it too many times.

Slaine, well I was tempted to put it before Dante because it hasn't been terrible but I'd rather play it safe and assume the worst.

Agus tusa?

JK.

I got a free two month trial of broadband here which I'm very much looking forward to abusing. First though I'd appreciate a few pointers on setting up the yoke. If you can offer simple detailed instructions (as if you were speaking to a child) I would be very grateful.

More importantly (eh, sort of) I want links for stuff to dowload. Games, video, comics and anything else worth getting. My PC is old and slow so nothing too fancy.

Cheers!

JK.

Like I said, just messing about. Get lost.

This wont work. Or will it? No.

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Found some good online comics here.

Have a look, wont you.

http://www.pvcomics.com/free/>Clicker

Terran divisional marines looks pretty groovy.

JK.

To all those who doubt the quality of the Irish educational system behold the wonder... of my website!

It only took me four months to do it all too!

http://www.geocities.com/jaredkatooie>My first complete website.

There may be another, better website at a later date, possibly even better than this one!

Hello!

Jared has found a super duper site of goodness. The precious treasures on it are too big for him to download at home though.

But wait! Jared can do it in the college! But wait! The college has no CD burners for burning! Agh! No! Also, Jareds stupid friend Barbara said he'd help but he didn't!

Jared's head is spinning and he's feeling sickyness. Can you help him?

pleasethankyou

jARED.

Just went into the chat room and it tells me that Wake, paulvonscott, W.R Logan, Wils, Oddboy, King Trout, mangamax, WoD, David Page, Floydjk, longmanshort, Swimini Tulkas, Nick C. Agent of F.O.N.Z, Proffessor Bear and SiriusB are all there.

And there hasn't been any messages for the past hour...

Do you? I.. no...

http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/crimson/crimson_e.php>CRIMSON ROOM
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/viridian/index_e.php>VIRIDIAN ROOM
http://www.fasco-csc.com/works/bluechamber/index_e.php>BLUE CHAMBER

J.

God I love the Japanese.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/viridian.php>Linkage.

J.

Just a brief return to let yiz know I'm finally 21 (I knew you'd be desperate to know! ;) ). Old enough to buy nuclear arms at last!

I got money and some jewellry and my gloom over impending exam (failure) results has been temporarily alleviated by tons of sweets! Hooray!

New Board takes aaages to load on home PC though. Oh well, off again...

Cheers.

Jared.

I'll be back in June. Unless I've passed all my exams and wont have to be repeatin' em.

See ya in June then!

"This ones super lucky!"

J.

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