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General / More McCrea.
« on: 14 May, 2004, 06:18:15 PM »
On a good story. Not wasted on Sinister frickin' Dexter...

Anyone else with me?

General / Warped!
« on: 14 April, 2004, 06:07:43 PM »

General / Cool names.
« on: 06 April, 2004, 12:49:32 AM »
What cool villian/hero name would you like to have been called? Here are a few of my own favourites.

Xanatos, Eckhart, Callahan, Tyler, Akira and my personal favourite: Marik.

General / Bolland to return to Dredd!!!!
« on: 01 April, 2004, 04:10:25 PM »
Nah, Aprils fools!


General / Everyone except Krustabi can read this.
« on: 25 March, 2004, 06:58:31 PM »
Isn't Krustabi great? He's really made a great contribution to the board since joining all those months ago.

Hooray for Krustabi!

(I knew you'd read this you paranoid git! ;))

General / So what are you doing for Paddies day?
« on: 16 March, 2004, 11:33:44 PM »
I'm watching the parade on the telly and then spending my last few cents on a token gift for mothers day...

General / Quick question for anime fans.
« on: 07 March, 2004, 02:04:46 AM »
I was wondering whether I should get cowboy bebop: the movie and need feedback from those in the know.

I havent seen the series but I've heard the film wasa decent enough intro to the show. Have any of you seen it? Is it worth getting?



General / Link-o-rama
« on: 02 March, 2004, 08:09:43 PM »
I just thought I'd create a post where people could put links to stuff they liked in order to help people like myself who skip class and have nothing to do all day.

For my own part here are my own faves:

Penny arcade.
Happy tree friends.
Weebl and Bob.
My college. Note the incredibly easy pasword for the student intranet.
Ninja humour.
Villain supply.



General / Announcement.
« on: 24 February, 2004, 07:38:52 PM »
The one who swims through his own waste has fled.

I rule the board now. Pledge you alleigance or else die at my feet.

I, master Jared Horatio Katooie have spoken.

Loyal followers will be assigned cushy jobs on the board, dissenters will be allowed to choose the manner of their demise.

Master Katooie.

General / Should I grow a beard?
« on: 23 February, 2004, 03:57:23 PM »
This is a question which has troubled me for some time.

Since I one day hope to write for 2000AD a beard seems to be an important step on the road to becoming a top droid. Alan Moore, Andy Diggle, Alan Grant (for a bit) all bearded.

Also beards can also have a bizarre hypnotic effect on women convincing them that the bearded individual is more intelligent than they originally thought.

Police beatings, jealousy from others and possible narcolepsy represent the potential ddrawbacks. So, what are your thoughts on the matter? Have beards changed your life? What are your opinions on beards?

Thanking you in advance.


General / Ignore this it's just a test.
« on: 02 February, 2004, 08:47:08 PM »
Couldn't ignore it could you?

General / Impending apocolypse
« on: 02 February, 2004, 03:31:46 PM »
I knew it already but I didn't know it would happen so soon. North Korea is going to kill us all.

General / Bizarre reaction to the meg...
« on: 22 January, 2004, 03:17:25 AM »
Today has been a very odd day. It was a day much like any other except I'd finally worked up
enough energy to walk to my nearest Easons and get the meg. I got it, I read it all at once
ruining it. Nothing unusual so far. Shortly afterwards however I was rather confused to find
that I was overcome with... feelings. Feelings of... happiness and... inner peace...

As you can imagine this was rather disconcertning for one such as I. Even now I can feel gooey
feelings of love and goodwill towards others swirling around in my gut like so many goldfish
swimming through a jug of gravy. Can anyone offer any explanation for this? Has it happened to
you? Did my Mam slip LSD in my cappuchino? Is the approach of Spring somehow robbing me of my
senses? Or is my skull full of so much unprocessed thrill-power that my brain has become pickled?

Please help me, I feel another blissfull trance coming on. The product of the last one was a
disturbingly cute picture of me in a field with flowers and a pink bunny. A PINK bunny! If I'm
not stopped now who knows what might happen?!  I think I've begun my descent into full-blown
pants on my head, madness... Please, somebody, save me!

Jared "puppies and rainbows" Katooie

General / For the idiot in your life.
« on: 13 December, 2003, 07:44:04 PM »

General / Hooray for Saturday!
« on: 06 December, 2003, 07:27:54 PM »
I actually woke up feeling awake this morning! At 12.35! Yay! And now I'm covertly downloading huge files and burning my parents money online!

Ah, the joys of evil... Tata for now!

J Kat.

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