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Jared Katooie

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Warnings for lurkers and newbie scum.
« on: 15 March, 2005, 02:56:29 PM »
You may have come here after reading recent horror stories about the board. If so, everything you've heard is true! We hate all newbies and cast scorn on them whenever they make a mistake or behave incorrectly.

For your benefit there follows a list of the types of behaviour that will not be tolerated on the board.

1) Here on the board we take great pleasure in building people up only to savagely knock them down. This is to be expected by all newcomers. If you cant handle it go to hell.

2) Even slightly off-topic posts will be met with violently angry replies, which is just the way it should be. This is the 2000AD message board, if you cant talk about 2000AD then you should drokk off.

3) Learn spelling and grammar you idiot.

4) Unless you show respect to the "big three" of the board they will arrange to have you banned.

5) We hate you newbie. It's up to you to change that.

If anyone else has warnings for potential newcomers, place them here.

Matt Timson

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #1 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:02:36 PM »
Being one of the "big three", I am hereby ordering that Jared be banned...*

>:(







*Of course, it really ought to be noted that the notion of the "big three" was was brought into being by somebody who clearly hadn't been keeping up with his meds and was therefore unable to understand that the reason he wasn't liked was because he just wasn't very nice...

;)
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LARF

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #2 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:13:22 PM »
Big three what.... ?

:-)

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #3 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:50:28 PM »
As biggest of the big three I'd like to remind everyone that JAred is a Paddy. And an idiot.

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #4 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:55:51 PM »
Who are the big three, how did they become the big three or are we just talking about waist size?

LARF

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« Reply #5 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:56:51 PM »
;-)

Link: off topic


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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #6 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:56:54 PM »
can i say becos there are real people like me out there reading
that actuall this is untrue
i have felt very welcome
i was kicked off boards before for being a twat
not telling you which ones ha ha
but the people here are funny and not too up their arses to understand when
its
a
joke

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #7 on: 15 March, 2005, 03:59:06 PM »
"can i say becos there are real people like me out there reading
that actuall this is untrue
i have felt very welcome
i was kicked off boards before for being a twat
not telling you which ones ha ha
but the people here are funny and not too up their arses to understand when
its
a
joke"

well said there Skojo

:-)

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #8 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:00:15 PM »
I'm scojo and so's my wife...

Matt Timson

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #9 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:02:42 PM »
No, Scojo doesn't f*ck dogs...

;)

(I can't vouch for cats though)
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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #10 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:10:37 PM »
i know scojo cos hes over at the alt comics site

not me

seriously for a minute
sorry if this seems like im baiting or trolling
it was my real feelings

people on boards get agressive all the time becos my spelling and i swear too much
nobody here has done anything like that
until now anyway
and i really felt welcome

Matt Timson

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #11 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:16:20 PM »
I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm happy for anybody who used to be a right nobber to come back with a different alias and act normally.

Sadly, most of them can't resist the urge to 'let slip' who they really are/were as if to somehow prove their genius/superiority in some way.

I don't care who you were, it's who you are now that counts in my book*.

:)







*Unless you're Richard Cairns.  You'd be best to keep that to yourself if we should meet at a con.

:)
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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #12 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:16:37 PM »
You swear too much?
I'd say you don't swear half enough.

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #13 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:22:31 PM »
ha ha

jeb ive watched you fight before i started posting
i was scared we would fight
but i hope that im not giving you reason to
seriously your a nice guy when noone gives you a reason not to be and im not just trying to kiss your arse i mean it

anyway
vote for spoons
vote for trainagles
vote for jared

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Re: Warnings for lurkers and newbi...
« Reply #14 on: 15 March, 2005, 04:24:40 PM »
Heh... It's not like I'm going to hit you over the head with my monitor or anything.

;)
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