Weird, weird e-mails...

[Jared Katooie]

I know some of you are used to strange e-mails but I just got two really bizarre ones...


Hello.

We have found your resume on Job web site, and would like to offer you vacancy in our company.
If you interests, more detailed information you can receive on ours web
site: http://www.****.us/ ( please send us email for more information )
vacancymillermorgans@Army.com

We look forward to your reply.

Thank you.
Best regards,
Miller & Morgans inc.

These messages were also contained in the text, but were invisible until highlighted because they were in white text...

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This one started off promising but soon turned scary...

Get Laid Tonight.


Meet Women In Your Area


Looking for an Intimate Partner


http://yuorte.com/fhh/

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I mean, sure I want to get laid tonight but the whole "bitter almond bus conducter" thing is putting me off...

Is someone more foolhardy than me willing to visit these websites and find out what the helll is going on?

Also, have you got any weird e-mails yourselves?

Jared confused.

[JOE SOAP]

Maybe the site is run by Beat poets.

[ThryllSeekyr]

Maybe it's code.

 Sort of like Alpha, Foxtrot, Romeo...

[I, Cosh]

The nonsensical text is there to get it past spam blockers which use lexical analysis of the message contents to identify unsolicited e-mail.

[Floyd-the-k]

I hardly ever get these mails lately. My gmail account never gets any and my hotmail filters out the few that I do get.

try separating the lines on the nonsensical text and seeing if it looks more poetic. Like this

orest-belted gum spirits taste

bud toilet set               tch tch
blueback mullet sunspot numbers

world-stained sulphur butterfly wine-wise
snaffle-reined evaporation tank short-bitten storm kite


fiddle block waste-wax         process Bat indian
stick-leg bar spade stringing course
worst-used lake minnow co-optative
Amen-ra


warrant officer tumbler switch sack tree duty-free
twice-sketched bitter almond bus conductor
cat snake fatigue dress yellow-washed twice-deceived

[Roger Godpleton]

Jared! You're back!