Bar room brawl

[Trout]

Who wants a fight? Come on, you ugly bastards! I'll take you all on!

There's a plonky-plony song being played on the piano, I'm brandishing a bottle made of that soft glass they use in the films, and there are plenty of chairs to break over people's backs!

Yee-haaaaa!

- Trout

[satchmo]

You talk real purty, boy...

[Roger Godpleton]

Sorry, I'm still shocked at the notion that the sentiments expressed in my sig could be offensive to anyone.

PS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS IS INTENDED A FLIPPANT ASIDE AND THERE IS NO MALICE INTENDED.

[Proudhuff]

YYYYEEEEHAR! Just like Deadwood C***ksuckers!

[Peter Wolf]

I challenge everyoneaya to a duel outside at dawn.

I own this town and dont ya dang well ferget it or ah will f****** bury all of you.

 This is the way that i solve problems and theres a whole lot a problems buried out there in the desert.

Death ? What d'yall know about death.......

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Nobody has a brawl less'n I says they can have a brawl.

[I, Cosh]

While the barman's got his eye on all you fist happy clowns it's FREE BOOZE for me! And I'll smash this bottle over the head of anyone who says different.

[Satanist]

I've just quit smoking again...SO YER ALL FUCKIN DEAD!!!

***grabs nearest chair and spits a huge greener at the spittoon***

[Daveycandlish]

I'll just sit back in my chair, keep hold of my drink, and watch the girls flashing their frillies as they continue to can-can whilst y'all kick off.

[the shutdown man]

I've got two pounds of pressure on a three-pound trigger boys. I'm suggesting you just keep walkin'....

[Kerrin]

I done got me three weeks pay an' a belly fulla drinkin' whiskey .

Now which a you bitches wants t' dance?

[Richmond Clements]

Are you laughin' at my mule..?

[Kerrin]

Yep.

[Richmond Clements]

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughin'.

[Trout]

Yew cowpokes doin' a lotta jawin' - and not much fightin'!

Smashes bottle over Rac's head, then kicks the Satanist in the balls

Wheeeeee doggie!