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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #15 on: 14 December, 2011, 01:13:30 am »
Three Stooges - well I never found any of the original stuff I've seen funny (bonk, bump, thump, nyuk nyuk, i mean honestly maybe funny to a four year old but that schtick just sucks how bout some actual jokes) so maybe the Farley brothers can make that shit funny.  That was a hot Nun though.

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #16 on: 14 December, 2011, 01:37:32 am »
This is for people who don't like music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abEnCAxnIQ

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #17 on: 14 December, 2011, 01:51:58 am »
Lady in the Water is no longer the biggest piece of shit Paul Giamatti has lent his Paul Giamatti to.
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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #18 on: 14 December, 2011, 10:45:56 am »

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #19 on: 14 December, 2011, 10:55:09 am »
Who knew there would be two films that couldn't be saved by Malin Ackerman in her smalls.

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #20 on: 14 December, 2011, 06:07:54 pm »
This is for people who don't like music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abEnCAxnIQ

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Yeah that is some really unpleasant stuff there - it did need some kind of disclaimer. I was waiting for it to be revealed that this was a subversive parody and then Tom Cruise appeared on stage in a wig. I am now owed a new keyboard as my eyes self-destructed all over the old one. I can only hope it is some kind of clever bait to get people into the cinemas, where they are shackled into their seats, slapped and show something completely different (like A Serbian Film).
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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #21 on: 14 December, 2011, 08:14:00 pm »
The straight-faced use of Sister Christian by Night Ranger is an insult to Boogie Nights.

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #22 on: 14 December, 2011, 08:20:55 pm »
What the...?

Oh if you like Borat or Bruno, here Sacha Baron Cohen's next film; The Dictator.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/14/the-dictator-trailer-sacha-baron-cohen-video_n_1147301.html

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #23 on: 14 December, 2011, 10:20:47 pm »
Let him stick to bit parts in films he doesn't control, Like his Officer Crabtree impersonation in Hugo maybe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-kP-olcpM





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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #24 on: 15 December, 2011, 08:29:52 am »

Sequel to 80s Action Actors Film. But Chuck Norris does looks cool in it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLzmb2I2ggM

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #25 on: 15 December, 2011, 12:48:29 pm »
Not normally a fan of horror but this one looks downright spine-chilling:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDiCFY2zsfc

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #26 on: 15 December, 2011, 01:43:52 pm »
vile woman

I'll probably go to this though

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #27 on: 15 December, 2011, 02:35:53 pm »
The panel on the final show of John Kelly's 'The View' hated that movie so much that they speculated that the whole thing was a horrible joke cooked up over ouzo shots on the set of Mama Mia...

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #28 on: 15 December, 2011, 03:36:59 pm »
Unfortunate casting Streep, who plays it as an inflated parody rather than as a person. Very caricaturish.

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Re: The Trailer Thread
« Reply #29 on: 24 December, 2011, 04:00:15 pm »
Stickied.
if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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