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The Enigmatic Dr X

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Baked Beans
« on: 07 January, 2015, 07:39:41 PM »
Hot or cold?

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #1 on: 07 January, 2015, 07:40:47 PM »
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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #2 on: 07 January, 2015, 08:03:57 PM »
cold, out of the tin

or hot on a vastly buttered butty
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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #3 on: 07 January, 2015, 08:06:59 PM »
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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #4 on: 07 January, 2015, 08:35:29 PM »
Hot, drowned in brown sauce.

Alternatively, warm, in a bath, with two women.

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #5 on: 07 January, 2015, 08:40:40 PM »
Definitely hot but in many situations I'd prefer to replace the beans with their less popular cousins - the mushy peas!

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #6 on: 07 January, 2015, 08:52:20 PM »
Hot on hot toast with melting butter and two runny poached eggs.Food for kings.

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #7 on: 07 January, 2015, 09:20:44 PM »
Hot on hot toast with melting butter and two runny poached eggs.Food for kings.
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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #8 on: 07 January, 2015, 09:48:48 PM »
Heated until just the right level of gloopiness is achieved and then applied liberally to fish fingers and chips. Serve with several slices of thick, densely buttered bread and optional condiments whilst watching Pertwee or Baker being Who on the telly.
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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #9 on: 07 January, 2015, 10:10:45 PM »
Getting Baked Beans is tricky in America. You can get them, but like most foodstuffs here they taste really sweet and invariably have bacon in them.

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #10 on: 07 January, 2015, 10:21:17 PM »
Didn't the Merkins invent the motherfuckers?!

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #11 on: 07 January, 2015, 10:32:30 PM »
Cold, possibly even chilled, on a jacket potato or with chips.

Heated slowly to get that transport café glop consistency for going on toast.

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #12 on: 07 January, 2015, 10:36:08 PM »
Together with a fried egg and a couple of potato waffles. As endorsed by Birdseye themselves:

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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #13 on: 07 January, 2015, 10:41:30 PM »
Best thread on here for ages.

I used to be quite partial to cold beans on hot toast. These days, if there is a tin in the cupboard it'll probably be the ones with the amazing, shitty sausages in so it's got to be hot with cheese and Worcestershire.

What's the view on beans on the breakfast table? For me it's like Gandalf and that bloody Balrog. In fact, I wouldn't ever have them on anything other than toast through choice.
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Re: Baked Beans
« Reply #14 on: 07 January, 2015, 10:53:57 PM »
Hot. With brown sauce mixed in to give the flavour body and a bit of West Indian hot pepper sauce to give it some kick.

On two slices of toast with at least one fried egg on top. (A little more brown sauce for the eggs.) Or in a small pile as part of a fulll English breakfast (bacon, sausages, tomato, egg(s) - fried or scrambled - and mushrooms and toast. Black pudding and fried taters welcome optional extras. As is fried bread.
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