yoincks! followed closely by bah!

[Grugz]

yoinks- just got on top of the washing and hung the last lot out
bah-its started raining all over it!

[SmallBlueThing]

Yoinks! A day off and the sun she be a shinin'. I think I'll go take my book to the hill and catch some rays.

Bah! Sunburn.

Yoinks! We have some aftersun in the fridge.

Bah! FUCKING HELL THAT'S COLD!

SBT

[Satanist]

Yoinks – My mate gave me a replacement PC for the house last night while he tries to clear porn virus fix the old one

Bah – There's nowhere to stick the keyboard dongle

[Theblazeuk]

Yoinks! Constantine pilot leaked!

Bah! He's all dramatic and gung-ho confident, he's a self-described exorcist, he barely cracks a joke and nothing is scary.

[I, Cosh]

Yoinks! Grabbed a delicious sounding onion baguette from the shop instead of my normal weekend loaf.

Bah! It actually said zwirbel, not zwiebel!

[TordelBack]

Yoincks!  Finally won a National Sailing Championship (admittedly in the 2nd Division) for our dinghy class. Big beautiful wooden trophy currently gracing my bookshelf will have my name engraved on it, and at the age of 43 that's first time that's ever happened to me!  Automatic promotion to the 1st Division for next year too.

Bah!  Spent the following night trying to survive the Bertha spinoffs that first soaked and then smashed our tents, then strike camp, load and transport the boat in non-stop driving downpour that followed us all the way home, and resumed drowning us we unloaded at the other end: trying to ship a 20 foot metal mast on a pier in a thunderstorm was my best shot so far at a Darwin Award...

Bah and Yoincks!  Then on the last leg home I came within a second of dying as two glombies totalled their car on the flooded motorway right in front of me and ended up spun side-on across three lanes, meaning a three lane emergency swerve'n'skid through their debris field and out the other side. Thank feck I'd forgotten that I wasn't still towing the boat and was still keeping to a sedate 90kph in the slow lane.  How they walked away from what was left I have no idea, but I didn't stop shaking for about 3 hours.

[I, Cosh]

Bloody Hell! Glad to hear you're alright.

And congratulations. I don't have what you'd call a bulging trophy cabinet myself, but I still proudly consult the Collins dictionary I won in the 1982 West Lothian Young Writer of the Year Awards.

[Proudhuff]

wow! TB you must be down to your last couple of lives now you lucky cat!

[Tiplodocus]

Yoincks! - My Commander Riker fancy dress costume worked a treat last weekend - had to grow, dye and shape a beard for it.

Bah! - I'm allergic to the beard dye so now my face is all red and lumpy!

[Recrewt]

My Commander Riker fancy dress costume worked a treat last weekend.

It ain't true unless we see a picture! 

[Proudhuff]

My Commander Riker fancy dress costume worked a treat last weekend.

It ain't true unless we see a picture! 

...of the cosplay not the red lumpy bits

[Recrewt]

My Commander Riker fancy dress costume worked a treat last weekend.

It ain't true unless we see a picture! 

...of the cosplay not the red lumpy bits

[Link Prime]

Yoincks! - My Commander Riker fancy dress costume worked a treat last weekend - had to grow, dye and shape a beard for it.

Bah! - I'm allergic to the beard dye so now my face is all red and lumpy!

There's your 'Morphogenic Virus Odo' costume sorted out!

[radiator]

Brand new 2K remaster of Withnail & I in a luxurious Blu-ray box set from Arrow films? I'll have some o' that......

£50?!!?!!? 

[radiator]

"You can stuff that up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it!"