I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog

[Dandontdare]

Terror-Tubercolosis - fear of driving in Termight

[Fungus]

Trench Future Shock Syndrome - fear of rejection
Kid-Knee Failure - losing the head completely

[Woolly]

Halotosis - breath so bad, people keep telling you to "go out"

[M.I.K.]

Walter on the brain
Quinched nerve
Sumps
Trooping cough
Indigoing toenail

[Funt Solo]

Dryrunoea: a particularly painful 12-week illness

[sheridan]

   
• The Jam: Going Underground (inspired by the comic Terror Tube)
• Killer Watt's New Pussycat?
• Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Henry Ford

[Funt Solo]

Schicklgruber cell anemia.

[Funt Solo]

Psichosis: the illusory belief that you're a psi-judge

[The Legendary Shark]

Well, I honestly can't express how inspiring that was. All the points for this round go to Tordelback for having the good sense to avoid getting involved.

The Father of 2000AD, Pat Mills is responsible for some of the comic's most memorable and popular strips from MACH 1, Shako, Slaine, Savage and Flesh to Greysuit, Nemesis the Warlock, Defoe and the ABC Warriors, which included such iconic characters as General Blackblood - of whom it is rumoured Tony Blair was a fan. A soulless and duplicitous automaton programmed with a pathological love of total war, torture and drinking the blood of his countless victims, Tony Blair served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1997 to 2007.

To honour Uncle Pat's love of music, it's time for a round of Pat Mills's Songbook, where contestants suggest songs likely to appeal to the Man Himself.

Titles might include such classics as:
It's Hammerstein Time
Another One Bites the Rust
Axe Me in the Morning
Old One Eye is Back
Penny Slaine
and Fleshdance

No points for this round, obviously, but the winner will receive a sealed box of pure darkness. It's as simple as that, so get on with it, if you want...

[Woolly]

Sleep when I'm Deadlock
Put A Grobbendonk On It
Don't Fear The American Reaper
Let It Be (pure, Be Vigilant, BEHAVE)

[Fungus]

Accidents Will Happen, Man
Ballad of a Finn Man

[Dandontdare]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

[von Boom]

Big Trouble in Little Meg One.
Fast Times at the Academy of Law.
Rex Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Mardroid]

Flesh Gordon

I suspect this might have been done at some point*, although it likely had nothing to do with 2000ad.

*Not speaking from experience.

**No, honest!

[Funt Solo]