Threadjacking!

[Roger Godpleton]

Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no
I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me

Oh, did you ever know?
That I had mine on you

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

So let me come to you
Close as I wanted to be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast
And stay there as I whisper

How I loved your peaceful eyes on me
did you ever know
That I had mine on you

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if your're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is
How can I let you know
I'm more than the dress and the voice
Just reach me out then
You will know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

[The Legendary Shark]

I endured Attack of the Clones again, tonight; holy shit! It is a "crap" film.

FTFY

[The Legendary Shark]

(Sung to the "Eton Boating Song")

The sexual life of the camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season,
It tries to bugger the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice,
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And Sphinx's inscrutable smile.


Chorus*
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, titty-bum.
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, aye.
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, titty-bum.
Singing: bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, aye.


The sexual life of the ostrich, is hard to understand,
At the height of the mating season,
It buries its head in the sand.
And if another ostrich finds it,
Standing there with its ass in the air,
Does it have the urge to grind,
Or doesn't it bloody-well care?


Chorus*


In the process of civilization,
From anthropoid ape down to man,
It is generally held that the navy,
Has buggered whatever it can.
Yet recent extensive researches,
By Darwin and Huxley and Hall,
Have conclusively proved that the hedgehog,
Cannot be buggered at all.


Chorus*


We therefore believe our conclusion,
Is incontrovertibly shown,
That comparative safety on shipboard,
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone,
Why haven't they done it at Spithead,
As they have at Harvard and Yale,
And also at Oxford and Cambridge,
By shaving the spines off the tail?




Chorus then vomit into a bucket.

[Goaty]

[The Legendary Shark]

Sorry for the multiple-posts but I'm an intensely boring bastard with too much time on my hands and a burning desire to annoy people I've never met with a torrent of bullshit because anything that seems important to me must by definition also be important to you.

So listen up:

Grace Jones should play Judge Hershey.

[The Legendary Shark]

2000AD and the Megazine should be on sale in cinemas while DR£DD is showing.

[Frank]

Die Babylon toolbar, die! You thought you were so fucking clever, but I got all 'about: config' on you and you turned tail like the fucking bitch you are.

Clean yourself up! (spits)

[vzzbux]

That \/

Wot?





V

[The Legendary Shark]

This ^

[Spikes]

The creative team for Lost Girls 2, has just been unveiled.

[Bubba Zebill]

The creative team for Lost Girls 2, has just been unveiled.

GTF! That is the funniest collection of humanoids I've ever ---- scene!!!

[Misanthrope]

It is.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I AM FURIOUS THAT THE NEW ICE AGE MOVIE IS NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE LIKE THE FLINTSTONES WAS

[Roger Godpleton]

That's the type of thing your're namesake on Regular Show would get upset about.

[Spikes]

This is, indeed, a tragedy for the whole of Britain Scotland.