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Squaxx Telling Jokes

Started by The Legendary Shark, 22 November, 2014, 09:12:18 AM

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von Boom

I was in the chemist buying some condoms....
Cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

shaolin_monkey

There was a fire at a circus - it was in tents.

Tjm86

Quote from: von Boom on 31 July, 2019, 01:13:33 PM
I was in the chemist buying some condoms....
Cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

how about a beer?

paddykafka

What do you get when you cross a Gladiator with a plant that grows in the desert?

Spartacactus.

shaolin_monkey

To the fecker that stole my trainers and Hi-Viz jacket - you can run but you can't hide.


Tjm86

I like some of his older ones:

"I wasn't close to my dad when he died ... just as well since he stood on a land mine."

von Boom

I ran into an old friend the other day. The doctor said, he'll be fine in a few days.

Dandontdare

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

The Legendary Shark

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Tjm86

A colleague of mine shared an interesting piece of news with us today:  Accordion to researchers in London, 9 out of 10 adults can't spot a musical instrument in a sentence.

The Legendary Shark

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paddykafka

Should be drummed out of town for that one!

The Legendary Shark


I'd say string 'em up, but violins is never the answer.

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Dandontdare

Did I tell you I used to play triangle in a reggae band? I just used to stand at the back an' ting.