For fucks sake. You all need to go and have a cup of tea or a wank or something and calm down. It's only a toy. And it looks shit. Why did they model his chin on an uncooked loaf? Why is the eagle on his shoulder lying down? Why are his elbow pads 3 times bigger than his head? I'll probably buy one though, if only out of loyalty to 2000ad. Am I a wanker for doing that? No. I'm just a 35 year old Judge Dredd fan who never got the 2000ad merchandise he wanted when he was 14.