New Poll: Aging 2000AD readers! Have you any of the following?

[CapKlep]

Wow, i only ticked 3....that makes me happy.

Cheers,
Adam

[Dudley]

I'm sure we used to have better polls than this.

[Bolt-01]

Can somebody tell me what this thread was about? I'm sure I read the beginning but....





Where was I?

[Queen Firey-Bou]

ha ha ha ohhh you boys are so funny,



shit



ive just peed myself



again.  what? eh?

[Max Kon]

note toe self:
do not tell bou jokes.

[Dudley]

Ah, youthful wit.

I used to have that.

[Spaceghost]

you forgot slowly hardening penis. oh dear i'm so very sorry.

[LARF]

"ive just peed myself"

Bou - a common complaint in the old. The plane is about to land at elderly airport, please have your zimmer ready for inspection!

[Dudley]

Good to see that over half of voters have glasses, grey hair, a tendency to think everything was better when they were younger, short-term memory loss and a distaste for modern so-called "pop" music.

It's like a Tory party convention in here, isn't it?

[Slippery PD]

It's like a Tory party convention in here, isn't it?

Quite possibly but they wouldnt survive in here for more than 10 secs, as briefest mention of privatisation and Mrs Thatcher would bring an unprecented response from the Left Wing Attack Brigade.  Leaving the bodies of old people strewn all over the board :)

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[Oddboy]

The best Tory PM we?ve ever had:http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kathan/zenith/c/stjohn01.jpg">

[Wils]

Left Wing Attack Brigade

"Fuck off! We're the Lefty Force Attack Battalion. *That's* the Left Wing Attack Brigade sat over there."

;)

[Slippery PD]

Hahahahahahahahaha

SPLITTER

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[GordonR]

Technically, does it count as a bald patch if the 'patch' covers a greater area of your dome than your actual remaining hair?

I'm not asking for myself, of course.  I'm just concerned about how any genuine slapheads here might have tried to handle this tricky question.

[Art]

Would a Quentin Wilson style island of hair above your forhead count as a "hair patch"?