If I was John Wagner, I would...

[I, Cosh]

... buy The Cosh drinks all night if I should happen to meet him in Glasgow next Saturday. I shouldn't put my hand in my pocket for any of those other freeloading Scotch bastards though.

[JayzusB.Christ]

I'd give Dredd a new uniform that looked like the one in the film.

Actually, yeah, why not.  Makes more sense than skintight PVC.

Except on Anderson.  She can have skintight PVC. 

[A.Cow]

I'd give Dredd a new uniform that looked like the one in the film.

Actually, yeah, why not.  Makes more sense than skintight PVC.
Except on Anderson.  She can have skintight PVC.

Hershey!  Don't forget Hershey!

[Link Prime]

....I would (re-)kill off Johnny Alpha.

Or have Middenface depicted in the shower of this last panel of the current series, turn to face the reader and wink. And leave it at that.

[Hawkmumbler]

....I would (re-)kill off Johnny Alpha.

Or have Middenface depicted in the shower of this last panel of the current series, turn to face the reader and wink. And leave it at that.

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes...

[Link Prime]

....I would (re-)kill off Johnny Alpha.

Or have Middenface depicted in the shower of this last panel of the current series, turn to face the reader and wink. And leave it at that.

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes...

Well the coupla lumps should match at least...

[Llowellen]

I would bring back Galen Demarco and team her up with Cassandra Anderson.

[TordelBack]

I would bring back Galen Demarco and team her up with Cassandra Anderson.

Filthy boy.

But yeah.

[Trout]

I would bring back Galen Demarco and team her up with Cassandra Anderson.

Filthy boy.

But yeah.

Agreed. Mmm.

[Hawkmumbler]

I would bring back Galen Demarco and team her up with Cassandra Anderson.

Surely there's enough homo-erotic material driffting about at the minuet? Don't want The Sun actualy encouraging us on this one, do we?

[Trout]

I would bring back Galen Demarco and team her up with Cassandra Anderson.

Surely there's enough homo-erotic material driffting about at the minuet? Don't want The Sun actualy encouraging us on this one, do we?

Quiet, now. Everyone's distracted.