Should the Board have a Mayor?

[Proudhuff]

So far...

Godpleton ( declined nomination)
Byron Ambrose
King Trout
Jim Campbell
Dave
Thryllseeker
Millhouse/Spawn (jobshare)
Grant Goggans

oh and I'll nomminee that slum landlord: Buttonman

Votes in by Thursday 9th April 12 noon

[Roger Godpleton]

Just because I'm above your spazzy election doesn't mean I won't accept the nomination.

[Buttonman]

Is it a secret ballot? If so I vote for [spoiler:kjw03nem]pubes! arses! spoiled ballot![/spoiler:kjw03nem]

[Roger Godpleton]

The voting should be done on a separate thread.

[Proudhuff]

your not mayor yet, bossyboots

[Kerrin]

It should go to whoever bears the closest resemblance to an orangutan. And you have to be willing to change username to 'Mayor Dave the Orangutan II'

But as should be the way in these things, anyone actually expressing a desire to be Mayor should be fed to Mek-Quake, feet first.

Viva La Revulsion.

[Hoagy]

I envy no-one being the Shepherd, of this Nerd Farm.

Herding the dusky nerds to and fro.pfft.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Whoever said this was a democracy? We have a king, I say let his awesomeness HRH King Trout select a mayor, if one be needed!

(And may I say how handsome you're looking today, your Troutiness, sir!)

[I, Cosh]

The board should definitely have mayo. With frites.

[Roger Godpleton]

"AH AYUM THE MAYOR OF ALBAKERKY".

[ThryllSeekyr]

We can't make TS mayor, he'd have to be ritually disembowelled with a space spinner once his term was up and the next "Horned Mayor" was elected.
 

I agree!

Nice of you all to remember me here, I guess.

Regarding the end of month reign, what happens.

( READ MY NEW SIG MESSAGE ( Below.)

Serisously, would it be wise to vote for foreigner like me. Despite one thing and the fact that I really broke at the moment.

I would stil be intetrested running for Mayor/Provost/Sun King/Horned God.

I don't have all the toys, but I have some of them and abit of "Star Wars" and "Masters of the Universe."

[quoteNorthern hemisphere letter writing champion
Long time publisher of the strangley unmourned LETTERSENTERTAINYOU
I know a lot about Sean Connery
That time on your hands one
Tolerant of most , had only two all out spaz-fests in 5 years
Have a full run of Progs and Megs (essential for dispute resolution)
Own a medallion which could be used for ceremonial use in an emergency
Have touched Anne Robinson
][/quote]

One) No
Two) No
Three) Maybe I do, maybe I don't . Really had to access that one. Ilike Highlander and his version of James Bond.
Four) I don't work or even look for work at the moment.
Five) I don't think so.
Six) Not that I do yet.
Seven) I used to have thsi really cool belt buckle, but somebody flogged it.
Eight) May be I have. Who is she?

It should go to whoever bears the closest resemblance to an orangutan. And you have to be willing to change username to 'Mayor Dave the Orangutan II'

Maybe not.

he'd have to be ritually disembowelled with a space spinner once his term was up

Can anybody remember the final scene from Predator Two?.

[TordelBack]

As hustings performances go, TS, that was a classic.  You've got my vote!  'What Would Slaine Do?' is a great campaign slogan, and a fine manifesto to boot.

[Ignatzmonster]

"AH AYUM THE MAYOR OF ALBAKERKY".

Yuh Sah, are ah  FRAHD. Ah huv been lookin' in the lokhal papuhs and huv seen no menshiun of yah, yah hornswagglin' no-count varmit.

I nominate Petey Wolf, 'cause he's kinda mental but follows his own inexorable logic. Just like this thread.

[Devons Daddy]

i could be mayor
i have the spelling skills of the current MC1 mayor, what further proof do you need.
plus my locatoin puts me above suspicion when certain members of the board come to unexpected ends. PERFECT.

as with all great  political ambitions though i wish to say I HAVE NO INTERST IN SEEKING OFFICE,
but really i just like being a cit here.
the idea is fun though.

[Peter Wolf]

every election has or should have a token independent candidate who has no chance of winning.