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Started by The Legendary Shark, 22 November, 2014, 09:12:18 AM

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The Legendary Shark

I love that game where you ring someone's doorbell and then run off. It's called "ParcelForce."

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Dandontdare

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 27 December, 2017, 01:47:18 PM
I love that game where you ring someone's doorbell and then run off. It's called "ParcelForce."

Ah yes, the tantric sex of delivery firms - you stay in for hours and nobody comes

Tjm86


Hawkmumbler

Quote from: Tjm86 on 30 December, 2017, 09:33:40 AM
So what are Yodel then?
The Oral Sex of delivery firms. It happens suddenly, you get a mouth full and finally landed with an extortionate bill.

Tjm86

At the risk of asking; Hermes?

Greg M.


The Legendary Shark

"Can you tell me where the library's at?"

*snort* "At Oxford, we do not end sentences with prepositions."

"Sorry. Can you tell me where the library's at, Asshole?"

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Smith

Ran into my ex in the metro today.What a great day to be a train driver.

von Boom

My 8 yr. old asked me what it was like to be a married man, so I ignored him for a week and then yelled at him for something he did when he was 3.

Tjm86

Why didn't you just tell him to get back in the kitchen?

von Boom

Do you know how you can tell if a redneck is married?

There's spit stains on both sides of the truck.

The Legendary Shark

My girlfriend said that sex is always better when you're on holiday.

I've never received a more depressing postcard.

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von Boom

What does a cannibal consider a phone book?

A menu.

Smith

If Batmans parents were killed by pollution,would he end up becoming Captain Planet?

DrRocka

Q- How does Batman's Mum call him in for his dinner?
A- Dinnerdinnerdinnerdin-
Q- HIS MUM'S DEAD YOU BASTARD THATS WHY HE'S BATMAN
Never ever bloody anything ever