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Started by Proudhuff, 11 June, 2012, 02:32:01 PM

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The Legendary Shark


I wonder if I might interest you in this wonderful angry god detector? Sure, it might look like an old biscuit tin filled with various bits of old wire but it works like a charm, honest.

They're two grand in the shops (I know, right?), but as I know you, you can have this one for fifty quid. Squaxx rates.

I don't need it myself anymore because the god under my shed has just gone off for a nap and won't be back for a century or three. It'd just be sat here gathering dust, so I'd rather it went to a good home where it's needed.

Okay, a tenner.

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von Boom

I'll give you 5 3 quid.

The Legendary Shark


Six quid and a photograph of 75p.

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Tjm86

75p and a photo of a sick squid?

The Legendary Shark


A fiver and a jar of fin polish.

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Link Prime

Perusing different specs on Fitbit / Smart watches online there for a Christmas present.

We're not too far away from Pip-Boys, are we?

Greg M.

Quote from: Link Prime on 22 November, 2019, 01:58:15 PM
We're not too far away from Pip-Boys, are we?

I look forward to freezing time with VATS mode.

The Legendary Shark


My mate's mother wanted one because she heard that they recorded periods of rem sleep. So he bought her one and, a couple of days later, she rang him up to ask if he knew how to plug it into the telly so she could watch her dreams.

I think it's living in a drawer, now.

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Link Prime

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 22 November, 2019, 02:16:43 PM

I think it's living in a drawer, now.

I strongly anticipate that the recipient of this expensive present will lose any and all enthusiasm by mid-January.

C'est la vie.

Dandontdare

When I got one, I didn't do any running but I wanked a half marathon.

The Legendary Shark


I'm not really interested in getting one myself. It might be another story, however, if they produce an Unfit-Bit.

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TordelBack

Quote from: Dandontdare on 22 November, 2019, 04:12:39 PM
... I wanked a half marathon.

Another printing of The Invisibles: Absolute Edition it is, so.

Frank


Link Prime

Am I the only one who thinks the Cybertruck looks fuckin deadly?

Proudhuff

It looks like a early gaming design for a batcar...
DDT did a job on me