Beware the Deadly Fangs of Doom!

Byron Virgo · 15 June, 2007, 07:03:16 PM

Okay, I've got a fat wadge of horror comics I picked up for research and am now looking to get rid of, so what better way than in the form of a board comp?

Up for offer are copies of The Curse of Dracula (Marv Wolfman/Gene Colan), Unexpected, Ghosts, The Witching Hour, The House of Mystery, The House of Secrets, Swamp Thing, Werewolf By Night, Chamber of Darkness, Vault of Evil, The Legion of Monsters (Gene Colan/Mike Ploog), Ghostly Haunts (Steve Ditko), Creepy (Jose Ortiz), Eerie, Dracula Lives! (Dick Giordano/Paul Gulacy), Tales of the Zombie (Pablo Marcos/Alfredo Alcala), Masters of Terror (Gene Colan special), Doomed 2-4 (Ash Wood/Rufus Dayglo), Chilling Tales of Horror, The Revolver Horror Special (John Bolton/Ed Bagwell), Scream! (Eric Bradbury/Brendan McCarthy).

All you've got to do to win this lot is to fill in the dialogue in the two empty speech balloons on the page below:

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WoD · 15 June, 2007, 07:11:29 PM

Man: And...My God...He's been eating nick-naks
Creature: Go on, give us a kiss...

johnnystress · 15 June, 2007, 07:20:47 PM

wow- great prize- this is me saying this not the guys in the strip...

Buttonman · 15 June, 2007, 07:40:29 PM

Man : It's OK his teeth are Tippex-ed on.
Bowler Hat Man : Yes, but Tippex is poisonousss!

Dog Deever · 15 June, 2007, 08:10:27 PM

excuse the dodgy photoshopness...

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Wils · 15 June, 2007, 08:35:39 PM

Damn you, Dog Deever! Your dodgy but quick Photoshopness means you beat me to it with basically the same idea, because I was spending *far* too much time on it trying to make it look authentic. ;)

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Peter Wolf · 15 June, 2007, 08:50:38 PM

It looks like the vampire was asleep in the car.

Then was woken up by a hairy traffic warden.

the traffic warden then gets it in the neck after saying "you cant stop here "

the bit i dont get is why the vampire can survive being exposed to sunlight.

Buttonman · 15 June, 2007, 08:58:50 PM

Peter's is the funniest by far!

Wils · 15 June, 2007, 09:17:34 PM

I'll have to take your word for it, as I've killfiled him to save my sanity.

Dog Deever · 15 June, 2007, 09:23:17 PM

For the benefit of those with active killfiles, Peterwolf says:

"It looks like the vampire was asleep in the car.

Then was woken up by a hairy traffic warden.

the traffic warden then gets it in the neck after saying "you cant stop here "

I feel like General Torso's interpretor!

the bit i dont get is why the vampire can survive being exposed to sunlight.

Byron Virgo · 15 June, 2007, 09:28:58 PM

a) Dracula could wander about London with impunity in the sunlight, so it's not unbelievable that his minions could.

b) They're in a train carriage, not a car.

c) The hairy chap's a pickpocket on the run from the law, not a traffic warden.

Wils · 15 June, 2007, 09:31:48 PM

For the benefit of those with active killfiles, Peterwolf says:

Thanks, but I put him in there for a reason, and don't actually want to know what he's got to say any more, directly or by proxy.

satchmo · 15 June, 2007, 10:15:10 PM

Man: Saints preserve us!

Vampire: It's Noel Edmonds I want, but you'll do, FOR NOW!

SamuelAWilkinson · 15 June, 2007, 10:17:48 PM

Man: Don't bite my neck! I don't want you to bite my neck!

Vampire: I am! I'm going to bite your neck, even though you don't want me to!

Roger Godpleton · 15 June, 2007, 10:22:30 PM

"How can he survive sunlight?"

"Don't ask, for God's sake DON'T ASK."