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Started by The Legendary Shark, 22 November, 2014, 09:12:18 AM

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Dandontdare

Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office, leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there is a fire in the wastebasket.

The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the fire will go out."

The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."

While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?"

To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size."

paddykafka

What do you get when you cross a TV Cop show with wireless internet connection?

Ha Wi-Fi o.

Dandontdare

Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

JayzusB.Christ

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

The Enigmatic Dr X

Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 12 June, 2019, 03:38:43 PM
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubber-toe.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Fillop
Lock up your spoons!

Funt Solo

What do you call a man with 20 rabbits up his bum?

Warren
++ A-Z ++  coma ++

The Legendary Shark


What do you call a man masturbating  with 20 rabbits up his bum?
Warren Beatty.

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JayzusB.Christ

What do you call a man with 20 rabbits eating salad and cocktail sausages up his bum? Warren Buffet.

Sorry, couldn't resist
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Professor Bear

Quote from: The Legendary Shark on 14 June, 2019, 10:43:41 AMWhat do you call a man masturbating  with 20 rabbits up his bum?

If it's 1990, Richard Gere.

The Legendary Shark


I've just won my first cage fight! Dumb ass budgie never knew what hit it!

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paddykafka

What do you get when you cross the Law with a sliced pan?

Judge Bread.

Tjm86

Quote from: paddykafka on 14 July, 2019, 02:38:50 PM
What do you get when you cross the Law with a sliced pan?

Judge Bread.

See my thing is, I don't think Dredd would ever knead the dough ...

paddykafka

And I thought that I was on a roll.

sheridan

Quote from: paddykafka on 15 July, 2019, 08:45:23 PM
And I thought that I was on a roll.

You'll come up with some more - just use your loaf!

JayzusB.Christ

Bredd and Butter.*




*joke stolen from an old Megazine competition entry
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"