Tony Blair is lurking somewhere...

[JTurner]

Trapped in the Croydon council offices, supposedly re-vamping a website, I've heard that he's here. And me without my gun...

Anything you want me to ask him if I see him?

[paulvonscott]

Yeah, ask him why he doesn't just bomb Newton Aycliffe then fill in the hole with concrete.

PVS live from Tony Blair's consituency in Sedgefield.

[Mudcrab]

Ask him if he thinks there should have been a B.L.A.I.R. 2??

[JTurner]

Just found out that the little sod is only here as a publicity stunt to raise awareness of the local Labour mob, he's apparently observing CCTV systems (located on the ground floor) but for some reason has requesitioned one elevator that no one else is allowed in! And he isn't even here yet!

[O Lucky Stevie!]

does this make john major b.l.a.i.r. 0?

(b.l.a.i.r. sponge is current prime minister of my native oz)

i've wet my knickers!
steven l'enfant terrible

[Mk13]

Show him a photo of Maggie Thatcher and see if he gets a hard-on...  ;p

[2000AD Online]

Tory Blair has now left the building. Probably the most socialist thing he has done all day.