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Started by worldshown, 09 June, 2011, 06:59:09 PM

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worldshown

Like a frightening number of boarders lately, I have just turned 40. What a day it has been.

Woke up feeling like my back had been ripped in half after aggravating an old injury doing community work yesterday.

Made it into work to discover the department is under investigation due to something we've either done or haven't done and my manager is still on a suspicious 'sick leave'.

Got a bollocking from a manager from another team, apparently for finishing my work.

Half my presents haven't arrived as my sister didn't want Classic Dr Who DVDs in her Amazon browsing history so gave me the money to get them myself.

And I can't drink because I'm now on painkillers.

Sod this 40s lark. I'm going back to being 39.

Zarjazzer

And now it's downhill to the grave! :)  Congrats on your 40! Hope you have a better end to your birthday.
The Justice department has a good re-education programme-it's called five to ten in the cubes.

johnnystress

Happy Birthday..despite everything

The Enigmatic Dr X

Another grumpy old git. Some take time to warm up to it... others take to it like a duck to water!

Happy birthday.
Lock up your spoons!

mogzilla


SuperSurfer

Happy birthday.

You better get Stookie glanding.

Pete Wells

Ah, but you've got us Worldshown.... Erm.... Oh shit, it's bad isn't it?

Happy birthday anyhow sonner!

flip-r mk2

Happy Birthday.



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It's all right, that's in every contract.
That's what they call a sanity clause.
You can't fool me, there ain't no sanity clause.

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Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana

IAMTHESYSTEM



Your Department isn't part of FIFA is it as I'ver read that their always up to shennigans etcetcetc...

Happy Birthday anyway Worldshown!

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vzzbux

Happy birthday.
This seems to be a recurring age recently.
I hope this isn't the general of 2K readers, only the message board.





V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

TordelBack

Happy 40th anyway, Worldshown, and many thanks for this:

Quote from: worldshown on 09 June, 2011, 06:59:09 PM
Half my presents haven't arrived as my sister didn't want Classic Dr Who DVDs in her Amazon browsing history

Maybe you should have asked for something less embarassing, like amputee dwarf porn or Gary Glitter albums instead?   :lol:
 

vzzbux

Quote from: TordelBack on 09 June, 2011, 08:21:04 PM
Happy 40th anyway, Worldshown, and many thanks for this:

Quote from: worldshown on 09 June, 2011, 06:59:09 PM
Half my presents haven't arrived as my sister didn't want Classic Dr Who DVDs in her Amazon browsing history

Maybe you should have asked for something less embarassing, like amputee dwarf porn or Gary Glitter albums instead?   :lol:
 
I have been chastised before for posting this image so here is the link
http://h6img.com/p/6/black-amputee-toilet-handjob-porn.jpg




V
Drokking since 1972

Peace is a lie, there's only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

Gavin_Leahy_Block

Happy Birthday, Mr. Worldshown.

Something Fishy

#13
Happy birthday.

Sorry it was not great. Mine was opposite.  30's were plop, turning 40 was great even if i did feel really unwell and had to cancel the planned weekend itself.

My word a lot of us turned 40 this past month or two.

DrJomster

Happy birthday mate!

The good thing about turning 40 is that you can like whatever you damn well please and everyone else can sod off!  :D
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