+++ Baby Eyebrows Iminent +++

[Jared Katooie]

Time born: 12.15
Weight: 6 pounds, 8 ounces
Number of heads: 1 and a 1/2
Forked tongue: Eventually
Laser vision: Meat vision!

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[Wils]

First words: Ma-ma-meh-muh-mol-cher.

Shouldn't that be "Ma-ma-meh-muh-mul-cher"?

;)

[LARF]

Time born: 4.30pm today
Weight: 7 pounds 2 oz
Number of heads: 1 standard eyebrows with 4 interchangable - cry, angellic, I've shit and bushy
Forked tongue: Depends which head
Laser vision: NO, but pees acid

[Tanky]

Cool!
time: about midnight
sex: girl
weight: ummm... 7pound 9

Healthy, sporting unabrow, exceptionally stinky nappies!

Good luck to the imminent parental units!

[Pyroxian]

Time born: 10 o'clock Sunday
Weight: 6lbs 4oz (Hopefully, for the mother's sake)
Number of heads: 1

No apparent mutations, but other time will gain a fishlike appearance and eventually return to Y'ha-nthlei to worship Great Cthulhu forever (Ia Cthlhu fthagn)

   Steve

[Matt]

Not only does eyebrows share the same name as me, but my missus is also called Sara and we're expecting a baby too. Is some weird dimensional occurrence at work here?

[Mr C]

Time: When the Dog Star reaches its zenith and comes into conjunction with Sirius. (8pm)
Weight: Hard to tell, since half the subject appears to belong in some kind of interspatial rift where dark things slither over the bones of decaying alien cities.
Hooves-More like veiny palm leaves.
Tentacles-3 situated at even intervals around the midriff.
Heads-Just the one, although there is a face in the chest.
Eyes-Red. Those that can be seen that is. Shoot beams of concentrated bile.
First words: Must...destroy...trolls...

[longmanshort]

Not only does eyebrows share the same name as me, but my missus is also called Sara and we're expecting a baby too. Is some weird dimensional occurrence at work here?

Ye gads! They are the twins of the Antichrist! Kill your wives immediately before Satan has a chance to grow ...

[paulvonscott]

Good luck to 'em.

[Devons Daddy]

id say
 vsion ability to make mummy and daddy wear rose tinted lenses,
to mummy and daddy the most beautiful thing on earth.
to everyone else and mummy and daddy in a couple of months when looking back at the pictures
( is it of this earth)

wieght. 6lb 5oz.
though mummy will swear it was like an 18lb water melon.

lengh.
(his height though he may resemble daddy in many ways) 17 inches.

time of birth. the finest moment in mr and mrseyebrows life.
about 4.15am.GMT

but above all. pictures are demanded when you have the chance.
positive thoughts to you and your wife at this specail time there sir.
take a few back progs can be a bit boring in the delivery room.

[Max Kon]

2359 on monday

[Mr C]

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[Trout]

The suspense!

All the best to the Browses!

- Trout

[WoD]

Oct 9th.
2:20 in the morning
7lb 11oz

And I'm sure the baby will be a beauty.

[Bico]

He was talking about this in the chatroom, and said it didn't matter if it was a boy or a girl because we'd all take the piss out of him either way.  He's right, I see.

Best of luck to Matt and Sara and baby Brows!

Girl.
23:30 tonight.
7 pounds.
She'll grow up very effeminate, yet still retain more manliness than her big girl's blouse of a dad.

On the offchance it's a boy, he'll be gay.
But still be more manly than his old man.  ;)