Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[uncle fester]

I'm assuming said artist isn't part of this forum?? Or is this a subversive form of embarrassment?

[Bolt-01]

No, he's not, thankfully- as otherwise I'd probably have more to say on the subject.

However, there is a Knight on this very board who has stepped up to the plate and filled the gap. Not by taking over on the strip- though I 'do' have plans for that- but by delivering his strip early!

[Richmond Clements]

No, he's not, thankfully- as otherwise I'd probably have more to say on the subject.

However, there is a Knight on this very board who has stepped up to the plate and filled the gap. Not by taking over on the strip- though I 'do' have plans for that- but by delivering his strip early!

Woo-hoo!
And it's good news for me either way!

[satchmo]

Call Centre monkey: speak to my girlfriend like that again and I'll email you a punch in the fucking face 

[Roger Godpleton]

What if it's a pregnant lady and because she was a thalidomide baby her womb is in her face?

[House of Usher]

What if it's a pregnant lady and because she was a thalidomide baby her womb is in her face?

That doesn't happen, horrid boy. You're thinking of atomic radiation; I saw it in Strontium Dog.

I have FIVE biros on my desk and not one of the buggers will write.

I'm familiar with that situation. The answer is: that's too many ballpoint pens. If you store them too long they dry up. They don't have an indefinite shelf life. I bought bulk once because it was cheap. The ones I used straight away were fine. None of the ones that got stored and ignored while home improvements went on worked at all when they got found again.

[Van Dom]

Ahh, that'll be it then!  


Don't worry, I'm switching back to coloured pencils, just nicked a box of my daughters and threw it in my office bag! Can't go wrong with coloured Hello Kitty pencils!

(No, I won't be embarrassed sitting in a meeting writing with a coloured Hello Kitty pencil. I'll be wearing my Scooby Doo t-shirt, see, and eating my lunch from my Mickey Mouse lunchbox!!!!! )

[Roger Godpleton]

What if it's a pregnant lady and because she was a thalidomide baby her womb is in her face?

I probably could have shot that joke with trunc-quilizers and it would still would have worked. But my 5 have elapsed.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Damn, I can't believe I missed Jordans wedding to that angry dresser in Las Vegas.
I wonder who wore the bridal gown.
Perhaps my invite was lost in the post.

I'll give it 18 months  

[SuperSurfer]

I tried watching the weekly double bill of Apprentice (USA) last night. I know it's full of annoying overconfident people whose main qualification is being cocksure, but it's a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine and I look forward to it. I got through about 20mins and then woke up 3am on the sofa with the imaginary block of concrete on me that makes getting up and going to bed a Herculean task.

[Rog69]

I stopped off at the village shop for some bread on my way home from work today and then walked the half a mile home only to realise my car was still parked outside the shop .

[Kerrin]

BWAAH-HAA-HAA-HAA! Classic.

[staticgirl]

My mum used to leave me in the pram outside the local co-op when shopping and forget I was there and go home. Cue phonecalls from people in the shop who'd got rather used to her doing this kind of thing. Baby brain much?

[uncle fester]

My mum used to leave me in the pram outside the local co-op when shopping and forget I was there and go home. Cue phonecalls from people in the shop who'd got rather used to her doing this kind of thing. Baby brain much?

So are you sure it was your mum who came to collect you or was it just someone who wanted a better pram?

[Mike Gloady]

That happened to my brother loads too, SG.

It would've happened to me too, except my brother was always there to remind her.  My mum had a shocking memory.