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Started by Proudhuff, 16 January, 2008, 04:45:34 PM

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worldshown

"Officer, I'm being followed by a blonde haired girl in a blue dress. She's making me awfully late."

satchmo

"I'll pick you up at 10 love."

"Aww Daaad!..."

the shutdown man

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
You're at the precipice Tony, of an enormous crossroads.

ThryllSeekyr

Man to Easter Bunny

'You, know I'm thankful that real chocolate is now being used to make Easter Eggs'.

Adrian Bamforth

Policeman forgets to put 50p in the 'No Rabbit' meter.

(With thanks to Paul Merton)

ADE

JayzusB.Christ

Look, there's a policeman talking to a man dressed up as a rabbit.

Sorry, have I understood the rules of this competition properly?
"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest"

Peter Wolf



 PC PLOD :  "Name ? "


 RABBIT : "Peter "
Worthing Bazaar - A fete worse than death