Judge Dredd versus The three Stoogies

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EXT. A MEGA ZOOMWAY - Day
The three stoogies Milo, Comicus and Barny are being pursued by Dredd on his bike.
Dredd(into radio)
Am in pursuit of stolen deluxe Porsche Top. Heading down Wagner Bypass. Suspects, possible simps.
In car:
MIlo drives. Comicus and Barny are by Milo's side.
Barny: Hell it's Dredd!
Milo:Dreadful you could say.
Comicus:I do the jokes around here.
Barny:I think you will find we are all the joke here.

Dredd fires at them.

Milo:Return fire.
Comicus raises his gun.
Comicus:Will this do?
Milo: Yes! Use it.
Comicus opens the roof top with gun in his hand.
Comicus:Here Dredd!
Throws the gun at Dredd. It just misses him.
Barny:Your aim is improving.

Dredd to himself:I think we can determine they are Simps!
Barny:I think we need a more powerful weapon.
Milo:You thinking what I am thinking?
Barny:Great simps think alike!
Barny to Comicus:Hit him where it hurts.
comicus:Oh yes please!
Comicus stands on the roof of the car.
Comicus:Here comes comicus!
Dives onto Dredd.
Splat. Comicus is dead.
Dredd:Comic you were not comicus!

Milo:His bravery was incredible. A die hard simp who died hard.
Barney:Who?
Milo:Comicus!
Barney:Never heard of him.
 
Pursuit continues.
Dredd fires a round of ammo. Destroys car.
Sees Milo and Barny on the ground. Stops lawmaster.
Goes up to them. They are nearly dead. Looks down at their bodies.
Dredd: It is true what they say. The only good simp is a dead one.
Milo: Oh absolutely!



The End

Dedicated to Milo, Barny and Comicus
Honourary Simps of our time.

scojo








 

[fraston]

heh heh heh heh....i actually enjoyed that:)
i especially enjoyed the deadpan last line on each paragraph (sorry barny) cos it contrasts with the rest of it so well.

dredd sounds a bit out of character, but this isn't a problem.

and to my good freinds milo, mr comicus and barny i empathise, i really do, but it WAS a funny script....

Fraston Erstwhile

[pauljholden]

hehe. That was quite funny, well done scojo!

[Mk13]

That was rather good - is Scojo's brain occupied by some sort of parasitical creative lifeform that feeds on abuse?

It's the only logical explanation.  ;)