Q & A

McNulty · 13 January, 2003, 02:09:30 AM

Bou, he probably means that a ton (imperial) is a different weight to a tonne (Metric).

Don't worry about it, no-one pays attention to my questions anyway...

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karne · 13 January, 2003, 02:15:12 AM

It's sky...that is boundless.

What colour is red.

JimBob · 13 January, 2003, 02:17:48 AM

Dark Pink.

Are there Cyberwomen?

karne · 13 January, 2003, 02:21:00 AM

Yes, but you never see them because they stay at home doing the housework and watching daytime TV.

Why do cats land on their feet when dropped?

esoteric ed · 13 January, 2003, 02:21:34 AM

Why is Chilli hot?

Ed

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karne · 13 January, 2003, 02:23:24 AM

We can't answer this question until you answer the last one.

esoteric ed · 13 January, 2003, 02:27:57 AM

ok, sorry...er because cats don't have hands...

:-)

Ed

karne · 13 January, 2003, 02:42:03 AM

He, he. Chilli's are hot because they are centrally heated.

Why does pain hurt?

SovietSam · 13 January, 2003, 02:45:00 AM

Because its near the Equator!

Why do Dogs lick there arses?

esoteric ed · 13 January, 2003, 02:50:21 AM

Because no one else will do it for them...

Who's on first base...

Ed

karne · 13 January, 2003, 03:01:20 AM

Yes that's right, and what is on second.

Why does wool shrink, yet sheep don't?

Malchidiel · 13 January, 2003, 04:13:40 AM

They do, but they grow at a furious rate.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Quirkafleeg · 13 January, 2003, 05:44:00 AM

No a cult

If Elvis is the king, who's the queen?

karne · 13 January, 2003, 05:48:04 AM

Prince Charles Mum.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

esoteric ed · 13 January, 2003, 05:50:26 AM

This fella...

You can lead a horse to water, but does a pencil have to be lead?

Ed

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