Could I have 200 words or phrases meaning 'drunk'

[House of Usher]

Has anyone gone for 'giddy' yet? That's how I feel right now. Christmas lunch out with the office bods.

[Krustabi]

I broke my "no alcohol" rule on a boat on the Thames last night.(It was a party).





Oh Dear.

[Mikey]

Steamboats.

Rightly.


M.

[GordonR]

Has anyone mentioned Private Eye's "tired and emotional" yet?

A very low-class friend of mine uses the word "cunted".  Which I always object to, and not just on grammatical grounds.  

[House of Usher]

I was once rather bewildered when an acquaintance told me he'd got "completely teetotalled" one night. (Believe it or not, that was with the aid of alcohol.)

I think 'tired and emotional' has been mentioned already. Several times.

I believe the term 'bletched' was in currency in my neighbourhood back in 1989. Origin unknown.

[sixmo]

Mate of mine uses "Mad out of it!", or it's sub-variant "Spun out of it!" (which arose from an episode involving a fast revolving office chair and a bottle of Tequila). Both goodies when used with the correct inflection.

Have "banjoed" and "banjaxed" been mentioned yet? Or even "shook". That's more of a hangover description really. It should be used on it's own and not in conjunction with "up" for correct impact.

"Steve is looking very shook"
"Yeah, looks like that money he spent on that celebrity relaxation centre was a bit of a waste"

 

[Krustabi]

Bristowed
Fordhamed
Taylored.
Barnevelded.

Any dartsist really...

[Noisybast]

Lager-powered

[Shewrog]

pished
howlin'
walloped
blindo
hammered
steaming
bladdered
cunted

[Floyd-the-k]

hebereke

[Bart Oliver]

 
'..tied one on..'

'..was feeling the quality..'

'..crossed that *very* thin line between casual and casualty..'

[Jared Katooie]

Well-oiled?