Ok so I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to interacting with others so I decided to ask a bunch of strangers I know little about that sounds sain ok here goes I've been volunteering at a charity shop to give me something to do any how there's this amazing women there and I have been chatting to her for a few weeks now I find that whenever I have spare time down there she's chatting to me not that I don't mind but whenever I come in she makes a nice comment saying that I look like I've lost weight any way I just thort she was being polite till last time I was in the shop and I mentioned I might be leaving to do a aprintership courses at which point she nearly started crying and was super depressed and saying that she would miss me and how me going there brightened up her day now I'm not good at interacting with people in the real world in fact I'm down right bloody hopeless my friend thinks that she has a crush on me but seeing as I've never even gone a date before I cannot tell so here's my 2 questions
1 is there any way to confirm if my friend is right?
2 if they are right is there any advises you lot can give
Now that I'm done embarrassing myself I think I will go hide somewhere for a few Weeks
Ask her if she wants to go for a drink after work some day (assuming you drink?) If she likes you, I'm sure she'll find the time. Don't need to call it a date, just call it a couple of folk who get on having a drink and a chat, maybe it'll lead to something more, maybe not, if not, so be it. What's the worst that can happen? If she doesn't fancy it, well, you're going for an apprenticeship anyway, you'll meet new folk through that.
Quote from: Greg M. on 14 January, 2011, 08:39:45 PM
Ask her if she wants to go for a drink after work some day (assuming you drink?) If she likes you, I'm sure she'll find the time. Don't need to call it a date, just call it a couple of folk who get on having a drink and a chat, maybe it'll lead to something more, maybe not, if not, so be it. What's the worst that can happen? If she doesn't fancy it, well, you're going for an apprenticeship anyway, you'll meet new folk through that.
Excellent advice Greg M. In a nutshell be yourself and dont try to be anything different if she likes you she likes you for who you are, which is the best possible way it could go.
Go luck ! :) *Uninstalls DearDeidreDroid Impant*
You can always ask her to a coffee shop less threatening maybe. And good luck. If she says no well she was never interested and you're better off knowing now than wasting time pining for unrequited love.
Whatever you do, DON'T write her a love letter. If you must go that route, use a recorder.
Seriously, just ask her out. What have you got to lose? The worst she can say is no, but then at least you won't have to always wonder if she liked you. I'm really shy, and luckily a friend of mine found out I had a crush on my wife and worked on it for me or else I'd never have even spoken to the love of my life - don't depend on someone else, just go for it! Good luck!
The drink things a good idea. Since she has said she'll miss you,get her phone number, so you can keep in touch and take it from there.
Does anyone elses think that poor Cyber leader is being groomed?
Oh..... Just me then.
Bw Nap
At worst she says no at best she says yes if you don't ask you will never know and always wonder what if!
If she says no you are leaving anyway and won't have to wonder......if she says yes you have gained something you didn't have goodluck! Let us know how it goes
Yeah, just ask her out. She likes you, that much is obvious, so its only a question of how much. Enough to go out for a drink with you is a good sign, if she says yes.
I know nothing about you, despite what you post here, and nothing whatsoever about her, so its up to you to make that move. If you're paralysed with nerves at the thought of asking her for a drink, then perhaps just tell her that. Be yourself, as she likes you anyway, a quarter of the battle's already won.
And buy a new shirt and new underpants for any date that may arise. That is very, very important.
I don't know, what with this and peter wolf's recent posts, im rubbing my hands together in anticipation of an uncoming thread of 'bumsex girl' proportions!
SBT
Sound advice so far. Just ask her if there's anything between you both. Realistically, the worst that can happen is there isn't and she's just depressed and likes having someone around she can talk to.
Do bear in mind all this advice is coming from people internetting at half nine on a Friday rather than out tapping ass, though.
Oh, and absolutely no Mobile Gundam Suit geek-out rants if you happen to get a first date. Save that for the second date.
Quote from: Professah Byah on 14 January, 2011, 09:22:46 PM
Do bear in mind all this advice is coming from people internetting at half nine on a Friday rather than out tapping ass, though.
Most significant caveat of the thread so far, methinks!
Quote from: Professah Byah on 14 January, 2011, 09:22:46 PM
Do bear in mind all this advice is coming from people internetting at half nine on a Friday rather than out tapping ass, though.
Ah but maybe we are all succesful in the romance department and now have a millstone round our necks :)
Quote from: locustsofdeath! on 14 January, 2011, 09:24:20 PM
Oh, and absolutely no Mobile Gundam Suit geek-out rants if you happen to get a first date. Save that for the second date.
That said, I had a big Bram Stoker/ Bela Lugosi/ Peter Cushing/ Vincent Price geek-out on mine and my wife's first date- and a few years later we named our children after those gentlemen. So it's entirely possible we could all be toasting little Gundam 2000's long life and happiness somewhere down the road.
SBT
you have a child called Bela?
Nice one, Cyber. Ask her out and whatever the outcome make sure to inform us.
Fair play to you.
I only asked cus in my job i end up seeing strange name people have called their kids(not that yours is strange i assure you).
Princess,Precious,Godess,Missing & Merry are this months tops.
Also had a Chardonay.
And rumours of Latrine & Clamidiya (although these did appear in a list of stupid names in a paper a few years back and i haven't seen em myself)
For what it's worth, emp, my daughter's called Bootsy.
I have seen worse :)
Without wishing to derail Cyb's thread, mine are called Bram Vincent Helsing and Bela (pronounced, as it should be, "Bailer" with an accent on the 'e') Price Cushing.
If we'd've had a third- I dunno- Boris Chaney Shreck would probably have been in the running! :)
SBT
Quote from: DrRocka on 14 January, 2011, 09:42:25 PM
For what it's worth, emp, my daughter's called Bootsy.
After Mr. Collins? Or after '...and Snudge'?
Quote from: Nap Normal on 14 January, 2011, 09:06:38 PM
Does anyone elses think that poor Cyber leader is being groomed?
Oh..... Just me then.
Bw Nap
what? just you grooming him? ;)
go for it cybes i missed plenty of opps growing up cos of shyness and "what if she says no" thangs... be yourself and no rohypnol
My hat (if i was wearing one) is off to you SBT as those name although different have a sense of class. I,m still trying to convince the wife to allow Loki or Morrigan into list of possible names for kids.
Like Mogzilla said.
In this case its better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.
The great Mr. Collins, Greg. Especially for his work with James Brown.
Could have been worse - Bootsy Collins' guitarist brother is called Catfish....
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 14 January, 2011, 08:22:07 PM
my friend thinks that she has a crush on me but seeing as I've never even gone a date before I cannot tell so here's my 2 questions
1 is there any way to confirm if my friend is right?
2 if they are right is there any advises you lot can give
Now that I'm done embarrassing myself I think I will go hide somewhere for a few Weeks
What do you feel about her ?
Do you like her and do you chat ?
This is very important and if you dont like her or you are not looking to have a girlfriend then there is no point in meeting up but on the other hand there is nothing to lose in meeting up to find out more but there may be a reason other than that as to why she is clinging to you.
Quote from: Emp on 14 January, 2011, 09:48:12 PM
My hat (if i was wearing one) is off to you SBT as those name although different have a sense of class. I,m still trying to convince the wife to allow Loki or Morrigan into list of possible names for kids.
You should've seen my wife's list! No, we went through hundreds of names before settling, as I think most people do. For a long time I was quite keen on Django Bam-Bam for our first, and Lon or Pan for our second.
People have an irrational fear of giving their children names that will result in them being bullied. The truth of the playground is that bullies will pick on kids for anything- buck teeth, a chance remark, silly hair, size, anything. Even if you call a boy "John", chances are when he's six Eastenders will feature a very camp gay serial maneater called John, and that'll be that.
SBT
I knew i'd heard that name before DrRocka, Bootsy collins bass work is second to none.
Quote from: DrRocka on 14 January, 2011, 09:51:09 PM
The great Mr. Collins, Greg. Especially for his work with James Brown.
Could have been worse - Bootsy Collins' guitarist brother is called Catfish....
Very cool. I am listening to Parliament as we speak... :)
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 14 January, 2011, 09:54:32 PM
For a long time I was quite keen on Django Bam-Bam for our first
SBT, tell me the Django was for Franco Nero-related reasons!
Do you know any other Djangos? ;)
SBT
Sorry for derailing the thread further, but the other day my daughter (who's 4) discovered the Best Of Bootsy CD on the shelf and was utterly baffled as to why it showed a picture of a boy. It took me an hour to convince her she was still a girl.
Django = awesome.
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 14 January, 2011, 10:02:08 PM
Do you know any other Djangos? ;)
Might've been Django Rheinhardt. But knowing you, I thought Italian exploitation cinema was a safer bet. :) If I had a kid, I'm sure I would float the idea of calling him Warbeck...
Quote from: Greg M. on 14 January, 2011, 08:39:45 PM
Ask her if she wants to go for a drink after work some day (assuming you drink?) If she likes you, I'm sure she'll find the time. Don't need to call it a date, just call it a couple of folk who get on having a drink and a chat, maybe it'll lead to something more, maybe not, if not, so be it. What's the worst that can happen? If she doesn't fancy it, well, you're going for an apprenticeship anyway, you'll meet new folk through that.
A slight refinement might be suggesting a few people are going out for drinks but trail the hook that it could always be slimmed down to 2 people. It might be having a few people around might make it less awkward and, if things go well, the two of you could split off - I'd imagine if the two of you are getting on like a house on fire the others might make their excuses and you'd transition nicely into it being the two of you having a drink. Just don't use the presence of the other people to dodge talking to her out of awkwardness - they are there as you wingmen ;)
Quote from: Emperor on 14 January, 2011, 10:12:29 PM
A slight refinement might be suggesting a few people are going out for drinks but trail the hook that it could always be slimmed down to 2 people. It might be having a few people around might make it less awkward and, if things go well, the two of you could split off - I'd imagine if the two of you are getting on like a house on fire the others might make their excuses and you'd transition nicely into it being the two of you having a drink. Just don't use the presence of the other people to dodge talking to her out of awkwardness - they are there as you wingmen ;)
Aye, that is a very fair point... takes the pressure off a bit to start with and makes it less potentially intimidating for her.
Emperor - the Claire Rayner of the forum :D
I disagree, Emperor. I reckon asking her out just as the two of you shows you're much more interested in getting to talk to her and know her (I gather women appreciate it somehow when you show a direct interest in what they think, bless 'em), so I think inviting her out as part of a group is pretty intimidating.
I'd just ask her if she fancied meeting you after work for a couple of drinks and a spot of grub - somewhere quiet ish where you could both have a good conversation, and see where that leads.
How old is the lady who is groom taking an interest in you Cyberleader?
Bw
Nap
Quote from: Nap Normal on 14 January, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
How old is the lady who is groom taking an interest in you Cyberleader?
Bw
Nap
well I'm 21 and she is 22 so does that arncer your qustion and not to thro a spaner in the works and she know this but I dont do the whole going out and drinking thing as the only alchoul I drink is wine with sunday rost and cofey and tea tast grose also the ider of going out drinking never apailed to me but I was planing on seeing a cople of movies next weak would inviting her along to come with be a good or bad ider as this is one of the fue social things I do with friends
Quote from: DrRocka on 14 January, 2011, 10:20:21 PM
I disagree, Emperor.
I should have added the caveat that I'm appalling at this kind of thing ;)
However, if it is just the people from the charity shop it shouldn't be a big deal and I'd assume most of the folks there are elderly so would slope off pretty quickly ;)
The problem with going to the cinema together is, if you don't have a drink and a chat first (be it alcohol or coffee) you are basically sitting in the dark for two hours with a stranger...
Quote from: Greg M. on 14 January, 2011, 10:15:03 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 14 January, 2011, 10:12:29 PM
A slight refinement might be suggesting a few people are going out for drinks but trail the hook that it could always be slimmed down to 2 people. It might be having a few people around might make it less awkward and, if things go well, the two of you could split off - I'd imagine if the two of you are getting on like a house on fire the others might make their excuses and you'd transition nicely into it being the two of you having a drink. Just don't use the presence of the other people to dodge talking to her out of awkwardness - they are there as you wingmen ;)
Aye, that is a very fair point... takes the pressure off a bit to start with and makes it less potentially intimidating for her.
To be honest I thought it might be less intimidating for him ;)
but the film does give something to talk about later.
Quote from: Emperor on 14 January, 2011, 10:34:09 PM
To be honest I thought it might be less intimidating for him ;)
That too. ;)
Quote from: Daveycandlish on 14 January, 2011, 10:33:13 PM
The problem with going to the cinema together is, if you don't have a drink and a chat first (be it alcohol or coffee) you are basically sitting in the dark for two hours with a stranger...
Aye, I was about to say the same thing. A film's fine if you're already dating, or if you're combining it with some grub or something, but you want a situation where you have the chance to talk for a bit. Maybe the coffee shop idea that was suggested earlier?
well sometimes because the cinmar has a habit of showing the films right arfter luch time it being trickey to have lunch and get there on time so when its to dificiult I go to subway or McDonald's to have lunch when its to closes to do the whole have lunch befor leaveing home but I get the ider that may also be a bad ider
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 14 January, 2011, 10:29:55 PMwell I'm 21 and she is 22 so does that arncer your qustion and not to thro a spaner in the works and she know this but I dont do the whole going out and drinking thing as the only alchoul I drink is wine with sunday rost and cofey and tea tast grose also the ider of going out drinking never apailed to me but I was planing on seeing a cople of movies next weak would inviting her along to come with be a good or bad ider as this is one of the fue social things I do with friends
The cinema is really second date material unless you are confident enough for some back row hijinks, so no. If you don't want drinkies then the best thing is food, perhaps a lunch type of thing to test the water and perhaps once you know how the land lies then go for the cinema. You could mix the lunch up a bit with an art gallery or museum visit. Keep it light and fun, with plenty of opportunity to test the water. If it works out well you could always roll on to the cinema later. Just play it by ear.
Oh and never make the same mistake as me - I don't like tea or coffee and have massively dropped the ball once when asked back for coffee. "Well I'm no fan of coffee but I'd be up for anything else" will suffice.
Quote from: Emperor on 14 January, 2011, 10:44:28 PM
Oh and never make the same mistake as me - I don't like tea or coffee and have massively dropped the ball once when asked back for coffee. "Well I'm no fan of coffee but I'd be up for anything else" will suffice.
how do you get round that problem then
Quote from: Emperor on 14 January, 2011, 10:44:28 PM
Oh and never make the same mistake as me - I don't like tea or coffee and have massively dropped the ball once when asked back for coffee. "Well I'm no fan of coffee but I'd be up for anything else" will suffice.
sounds like the joke about the man on an airplane:
STEWARDESS: would you like some of our TWA coffee?
PASSENGER: No, but i'd like some of your TWAT
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 14 January, 2011, 10:48:19 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 14 January, 2011, 10:44:28 PM
Oh and never make the same mistake as me - I don't like tea or coffee and have massively dropped the ball once when asked back for coffee. "Well I'm no fan of coffee but I'd be up for anything else" will suffice.
how do you get round that problem then
Well that exact situation never cropped up again but you basically accept any invitation to get through the front door (unless if involves testicle handcuffs) and then you can ask if they have something else like hot chocolate or a cold drink, if it ever really gets as far as that. Or just learn to cope with tea, a sugar and plenty of milk makes it palatable enough, even if you'd never pick it as a choice. Its just not about the drink ;)
Once again I wish this forum had a "like" function - can't agree more with Emp and Emperor's last posts.
This could be the new Densha Otoko.
Quote from: Emp on 14 January, 2011, 09:39:22 PM
I only asked cus in my job i end up seeing strange name people have called their kids(not that yours is strange i assure you).
Princess,Precious,Godess,Missing & Merry are this months tops.
Someone named their child "Missing"?!!!!
That'll be a tricky press conference for the parents should the worst happen.
Okay,it was a middle name...but why?
I'm glad Emperor (and the rest of you!) are here to give advice: I was starting to feel that my frankly woeful record on the subject of romance was leading to a scenario equivalent to that time in 'Father Ted' when Father Dougal is put in charge of a funeral. ;) I was anticipating a post tomorrow saying "Greg, I listened to your advice... and she caught fire and exploded!"
:D :D :D
Are you sure they just didn't put a middle name on the birth certificate, and so therefore it was "missing"?
Quote from: Greg M. on 14 January, 2011, 11:03:25 PM
I'm glad Emperor (and the rest of you!) are here to give advice: I was starting to feel that my frankly woeful record on the subject of romance was leading to a scenario equivalent to that time in 'Father Ted' when Father Dougal is put in charge of a funeral. ;) I was anticipating a post tomorrow saying "Greg, I listened to your advice... and she caught fire and exploded!"
not only do I love the advises but its comments like this all they way thro that have realy made me laught and made me feal less nevious I think definitily befor talking to her I shoud read the forumen bord to relax my self. you guys with your comments are the best.
also if I was to post that it will be monday as thats the next time I will see her.
Nope...this was filled in by the family....unless they thought "missing" was a name they'd overlooked.
Quote from: Greg M. on 14 January, 2011, 11:03:25 PM
"Greg, I listened to your advice... and she caught fire and exploded!"
Still, that sounds better then my first date.
The mind boggles!
Bless.
Quote from: Greg M. on 14 January, 2011, 11:03:25 PM
I'm glad Emperor (and the rest of you!) are here to give advice: I was starting to feel that my frankly woeful record on the subject of romance was leading to a scenario equivalent to that time in 'Father Ted' when Father Dougal is put in charge of a funeral. ;) I was anticipating a post tomorrow saying "Greg, I listened to your advice... and she caught fire and exploded!"
It sounds like we are probably the last two people who should be giving advice then. :o
The only thing I can say, is that I have found so many different ways to drop the ball that at least I can help head those off at the pass. The danger is that it might result in him finding some truly spectacular ways to make everything go wrong. I'd rather avoid stories that end "... and that is how I lost my foreskin in the pencil sharpener."
I may just throw in random nuggets from now on:
Some bras open at the front - the general moral of this lesson is: if you are reduced to tears by the fastening of a lady's garments ask her nicely to take it off (or just tell her to in a stern voice if she is into that). Crying before sex is even less of a turn-on than weeping afterwards.
Quote from: Emp on 14 January, 2011, 11:01:25 PM
Okay,it was a middle name...but why?
Quote from: DrRocka on 14 January, 2011, 11:06:22 PM
Are you sure they just didn't put a middle name on the birth certificate, and so therefore it was "missing"?
Perhaps they lost it somewhere ?
And Merry?
It's simple really... she likes you, you're leaving.
You say shes upset at you leaving, just suggest that you keep in touch, exchange numbers and perhaps go out for a coffee before you go... or out for a drink... no shame in just drinking wine, not many girls are the pinting it type so sharing a bottle of wine might actually act in your favour.
How long have you got before you leave???
Get more chatty with her in the time you have before you go.. I got to know my girlfriend through chattin on facebook (we have a mutual friend... I wasn't stalking her!) and when we actually met for the first time we knew each other quite well and have been together for over a year with no sign of things slowing down.. i'm happier now than I've ever been.
Just take a chance, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
On a bloke? George merry something i think.
If you don't drink alcohol and don't drink tea or coffee, but you do eat at McDonald's, then McDonald's is probably an okay place to invite her out to, especially if it's close to work. A good follow up would be to ask her if she'd like to come out with you again the next week or possibly even sooner.
Make sure she is single, try and do this as subtle as possible.
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 15 January, 2011, 01:07:42 AM
Make sure she is single, try and do this as subtle as possible.
Yes this always a good idea as people's personal circumstances can change quickly - you never want to tell a woman you love them (when you do not as a ruse), only to be introduced to the guy standing just behind her as her new boyfriend (or worse, snogging a young lady in the middle of the pub only to find out her new fella was only a couple of feet away and becoming increasingly unhappy by the second - it did amuse my friends though). So check, perhaps discretely ask someone else if you don't know.
She may really like you and will miss you when you leave but if she is seeing someone else then at best (or worst) things things could get complicated.
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 15 January, 2011, 01:07:42 AM
Make sure she is single, try and do this as subtle as possible.
atachily that all redy found out shes singile were were haveing a talk about relationships and outher stuf.
o one of my old school friends also works there and has made it ovious that he likes her and she told me one day arfter he left earily that she thinks he's sweat but she dosent like him like that.
now what do you make of that.
Quote from: Emperor on 15 January, 2011, 01:45:46 AM
Yes this always a good idea as people's personal circumstances can change quickly - you never want to tell a woman you love them (when you do not as a ruse), only to be introduced to the guy standing just behind her as her new boyfriend (or worse, snogging a young lady in the middle of the pub only to find out her new fella was only a couple of feet away and becoming increasingly unhappy by the second - it did amuse my friends though). So check, perhaps discretely ask someone else if you don't know.
She may really like you and will miss you when you leave but if she is seeing someone else then at best (or worst) things things could get complicated.
good newes I have one advantage that talking to women is easey finding out stuf or talking about nerily anthing is easey whats hard is the asking out part. Also I would have to agrea with your friends thats funny.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 15 January, 2011, 01:59:10 AM
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 15 January, 2011, 01:07:42 AM
Make sure she is single, try and do this as subtle as possible.
atachily that all redy found out shes singile were were haveing a talk about relationships and outher stuf.
o one of my old school friends also works there and has made it ovious that he likes her and she told me one day arfter he left earily that she thinks he's sweat but she dosent like him like that.
now what do you make of that.
Well as long as it is sweet not sweat (which puts a different spin on it ;) ) then it is a good sign. Your ideal follow up would have been to ask her what her type is. If she says "large bikers" you might have to reassess your options, if it was "someone like you" then you're in. It does mean the competition is out of the way, which is good, although don't let it be an excuse to not cut to the chase with the young lady.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 15 January, 2011, 01:59:10 AMQuote from: Emperor on 15 January, 2011, 01:45:46 AM
Yes this always a good idea as people's personal circumstances can change quickly - you never want to tell a woman you love them (when you do not as a ruse), only to be introduced to the guy standing just behind her as her new boyfriend (or worse, snogging a young lady in the middle of the pub only to find out her new fella was only a couple of feet away and becoming increasingly unhappy by the second - it did amuse my friends though). So check, perhaps discretely ask someone else if you don't know.
She may really like you and will miss you when you leave but if she is seeing someone else then at best (or worst) things things could get complicated.
good newes I have one advantage that talking to women is easey finding out stuf or talking about nerily anthing is easey whats hard is the asking out part.
That's good - my oldest bestest friend didn't really talk much, which has its own logistical difficulties. Just remember there comes a time when the talking has to end,* the trick is spotting when you are at that point.;)
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 15 January, 2011, 01:59:10 AMAlso I would have to agrea with your friends thats funny.
Yeah but in my local a guy cut someone's throat for stealing his pint. Such blundering around could have got me in trouble. ;)
* Hark at me.
I think we need to draw up a list of rules for Cyberleader to follow on his date.
A kind of do's and don'ts on a first date.
I'll get the ball rolling...
Don't let her see the gaffer tape until the the very last second.
:D
Be polite be gentlemanly be yourself and I'm sure you will be fine.
Good luck
Bw
Nap
Ok, Map.
If it's the cinema, DON'T do the Mickey Rourke popcorn scene in Diner.
I don't mean to lower the tone but heck, we are well past the watershed hour.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARvdUBkNoDU
And yet he managed to turn it around. "It's Ripleys."
Er, sorry, it's Nap isn't it.:-[
I was once crazy about a guy at work and had no idea how he felt about me. I was only there for a 9 month casual appointment so I got increasingly miserable at the thought of leaving as the end approached. I decided (after much encouragement from my friends) to ask everyone at work to the pub at the end of my appointment and happily found that no-one wanted to go except my Object of Passion. So he turned up and I had a few friends about so he didn't feel pressured and we had a briliant time. I then invited him out to a goth nightclub and he said yes. I was of course looking absolutely fantastic that night, being a young goth chick at the time (I'm an old one now hahahhahahaha). He still acted shy at the club so I got drunk and leapt on him (literally - I was dancing on a podium at the time).
We were together 4 years so that worked out quite well really. :)
So go for it as much as possible Cyberleader as you haven't got a lot to lose and quite a bit to win.
Just ask her out and stop pussyfooting around. If you leave it too long it will be too late.
V
Heed their words, Cyberleader.
Strike while the iron is hot. She has shown some interest so show interest in her. She obviously likes you enough to whimper over the fact that you are leaving, so you won't exactly be ****ing in the wind.
These situations don't last forever and you will be kicking yourself if you never went for it.
I stress, this is not coming from an expert – quite the opposite – but from what you have told us it seems pretty clear cut.
I should probably warn Cyberleader2K that I once took a chance on asking out a girl who I'd mooched about after for 2 years who was just about to leave the country, and 22 years later I'm married to her. So beware, it could ruin her life.
There's someone where I work named Shiny Joseph.
Sadly, that's about all I have to contribute.
Walk up to her and drop your trousers. Say "hows about it darling?" It's never worked for me but the law of averages says it will for somebody one day. That person could be you. Oh, and make sure you say it in a cockney accent.
Otherwise you'll just look silly.
Just remember three things Cyberleader:
1. Don't be fat.
2. Don't be ugly.
3. Don't be poor.
Seriously though, a café/restaurant is, as others have mentioned, a good idea. Also good is something interactive like bowling or going to the zoo which will generate things to talk about if you dry up on conversation.
Quote from: worldshown on 15 January, 2011, 08:48:22 PM
Just remember three things Cyberleader:
1. Don't be fat.
2. Don't be ugly.
3. Don't be poor.
Although if she's fat, ugly and poor it improves the odds in your favour.
Bowling is an excellent idea for a second date. Get her to McDonald's, then ask her if she'd like to go bowling with you at the weekend or the following week. If a girl won't go bowling with you it definitely means she's not interested.
Wear a fucking rubber.
Quote from: House of Usher on 15 January, 2011, 10:43:09 PMBowling is an excellent idea for a second date. Get her to McDonald's, then ask her if she'd like to go bowling with you at the weekend or the following week. If a girl won't go bowling with you it definitely means she's not interested.
Bowling? if she's happy with McDonald's she'll be easy. Then show her your collection of robots.
Quote from: House of Usher on 15 January, 2011, 10:43:09 PMBowling is an excellent idea for a second date. Get her to McDonald's, then ask her if she'd like to go bowling with you at the weekend or the following week. If a girl won't go bowling with you it definitely means she's not interested.
Or she might be a bit funny about feet and or wearing rental shoes, trust me all it takes is a little toe that looks like a baby bird and BOOM all bets are off.
Of course, you need to be careful about museums and art galleries, the last exhibition I went to had Picasso's "The Charnel House" and "The Rape of the Sabine Women" which might be mood breakers ;)
Make your own mistakes.
Then learn from them.
Quote from: Dunk! on 16 January, 2011, 02:08:03 AM
Make your own mistakes.
Then learn from them.
Be the first man to ever manage this!
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2011, 10:54:19 AM
Quote from: Dunk! on 16 January, 2011, 02:08:03 AM
Make your own mistakes.
Then learn from them.
Be the first man to ever manage this!
lol ok advises taken I will try I see her tomoro but it depends one how long im there for some days I dont get to talk to her tell you how sesfule I am tomorow
If it doesn't work I don't know what to say, as I've never experienced such a thing :cool:
Just make sure that when you next make her a hot beverage at work to put a few drops of rohypnol in it :angel:
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 15 January, 2011, 08:30:32 PM
Walk up to her and drop your trousers. Say "hows about it darling?"
Believe it or not, that actually did work for a mate of mine.
The drugs that the two of them were on at the time may have possibly contibuted.
So best not persue that particular route.
Quote from: worldshown on 15 January, 2011, 08:48:22 PM
going to the zoo which will generate things to talk about if you dry up on conversation.
Be warned that zoo animals do have a tendency to get it on irrespective of an audience ::)
Do what feels
right Cyberleader.
Truth. I have said to a bird "whats an ugly woman doing in a nice place like this", later on the dace floor we are tongue wrestling.
But sometimes when lashed up I used to walk around the night clubs with my knob hanging out and chat to women just too see how long it would take them to notice, I got a few slaps though.
V
ok the update I think my friend the guy who she's said she did not like as much as he liked her well I think he's worked out I like her and he decided to do my f***ing job before I got down and seeing as they had nothing else for me to do sent me home worst bit was he was stood by her (she works till) with a smug smile on his face and said bye I did tell him (mind you I had to do it nicely seeing as she was there) not to steal my job again so now I have to wait till Thursday. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Kill him now.
Absolutely. Kill him now and dance around wearing his skin.
SBT
What they said. Vape the cock-blocking weasel.
Take him paintballing, shoot him in the balls and say 'No hard feelings' in your manliest voice.
rape him,kill him,then rape him again .usually works for roger ;)
thursday tomorrow ! lynx at the ready.
Quote from: mogzilla on 19 January, 2011, 06:03:53 PM
thursday tomorrow ! lynx at the ready.
... and Rohypnol ! ;)
Quote from: The Big Man on 19 January, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 19 January, 2011, 06:03:53 PM
thursday tomorrow ! lynx at the ready.
... and Rohypnol ! ;)
And here was me thinking, perhaps a dab of Fahrenheit might do the tricky, but whatever method works for you I suppose* :o
What we are rather lacking here is the female perspective on this - it may be a comics forum but there are a few hardy specimens around who are clearly prepared to put up with us in return for discussions on Thrill Power.
* He says backing away towards the phone.
Quote from: Emperor on 19 January, 2011, 08:52:34 PM
Quote from: The Big Man on 19 January, 2011, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 19 January, 2011, 06:03:53 PM
thursday tomorrow ! lynx at the ready.
... and Rohypnol ! ;)
And here was me thinking, perhaps a dab of Fahrenheit might do the tricky, but whatever method works for you I suppose* :o
What we are rather lacking here is the female perspective on this - it may be a comics forum but there are a few hardy specimens around who are clearly prepared to put up with us in return for discussions on Thrill Power.
* He says backing away towards the phone.
Slip me some booze and compliments and I'm anyone's. ;)
:-[
I think ive found a soulachion see the charity shop where I work at is doing a thing where you can leave a romantick message in the window and the women I like well she was going a litile over happey about them arfter chating to her I get the impereshion she like stuf like that and love leteres any way ive decided a personal love leter may be the way to go thro Im not shure has any one got any more advises.
Make the love letter by cutting and pasting letters from newspaper headlines.
Chicks dig that.
Quote from: TordelBack on 16 January, 2011, 10:54:19 AM
Quote from: Dunk! on 16 January, 2011, 02:08:03 AM
Make your own mistakes.
Then learn from them.
Be the first man to ever manage this!
:lol: :lol:
Dont listen to any of that.
Make the same mistakes over and over and over and over again.
I dont do this myself as i have a habit of learning from them but making the same mistakes over and over and over and over again hasnt done humanity any harm for the last 2000 years or so.
QuoteI think ive found a soulachion see the charity shop where I work at is doing a thing where you can leave a romantick message in the window and the women I like well she was going a litile over happey about them arfter chating to her I get the impereshion she like stuf like that and love leteres any way ive decided a personal love leter may be the way to go thro Im not shure has any one got any more advises.
I'll make it clear your spelling isnt an issue for me,before what i say next is took the wrong way!
Make sure if your going down the letter route that you have some one cast an eye over it for spelling mistakes ;)
I'd still suggest just asking her.... the longer it takes you to decide to make a move the more chance there is of some one else asking her including the "mate" at work.
Quote from: klute on 20 January, 2011, 06:39:46 PM
QuoteI think ive found a soulachion see the charity shop where I work at is doing a thing where you can leave a romantick message in the window and the women I like well she was going a litile over happey about them arfter chating to her I get the impereshion she like stuf like that and love leteres any way ive decided a personal love leter may be the way to go thro Im not shure has any one got any more advises.
I'll make it clear your spelling isnt an issue for me,before what i say next is took the wrong way!
Make sure if your going down the letter route that you have some one cast an eye over it for spelling mistakes ;)
Or, better, get someone to look over a draft of it and then the actual message should be fine.
However, don't use this as an excuse to fanny around (no puns) and it off - if you are going to do this then do it soon. Strike while the iron is hot, seize the day and all that.
Quote from: klute on 20 January, 2011, 06:39:46 PM
QuoteI think ive found a soulachion see the charity shop where I work at is doing a thing where you can leave a romantick message in the window and the women I like well she was going a litile over happey about them arfter chating to her I get the impereshion she like stuf like that and love leteres any way ive decided a personal love leter may be the way to go thro Im not shure has any one got any more advises.
I'll make it clear your spelling isnt an issue for me,before what i say next is took the wrong way!
Make sure if your going down the letter route that you have some one cast an eye over it for spelling mistakes ;)
I'd still suggest just asking her.... the longer it takes you to decide to make a move the more chance there is of some one else asking her including the "mate" at work.
ok I plan to write it in word then once its spelt checked copy it down by hand then drop the letter in on my way to a job apoiment tomorrow but I did drop the ball as she was saying how my make was kind of stalkerish and I happened to say that's because he has a crush on her and she asked me if she should give him a charnce to where I responded and I'm going to shout myself because of this "its up to you" so I decided I should drop the letter in tomorrow also what has spared this idea on is that she hinted at me putting one of theas messages in the window asking matt do you want to write anything about me (thro I'm not shure if she was joking or not) thro my second idea is go in pay to put up a window note and give her a letter saying go look out front so she will see the message in the window opiouns pleases.
Personally, I feel you are over-complicating things by writing a letter, Cyberleader, and the more complicated you end up making it the more potential there is for things to go askew. Letters are very permanent, you may end up writing something that gives a different impression from what you meant - I don't really think it's the best idea. Keep it simple. Ask her verbally to go for lunch / food / something. I'm guessing you're finding that a bit daunting, but honestly, I do believe it is the better option.
Indeed if all goes well there will plenty of time for romance
You need to act quick or some one else will be in like flynn..... i maybe wrong but it sounds like she's testing the water.... i'd guess she already knows you like her
Shy boys get no sweets
Not a letter. Seriously - not a letter.
Just talk to the girl. The worst that can happen is she'll turn you down.
As long as you're prepared for that possible eventuality and accept it with good grace if it does happen, then just bloody talk to her.
This is all so complicated. Just ask her out and get it over with. Odds are good you'll succeed. Invite her out for a nice meal. Don't go anywhere too cheap or too expensive.
If you don't act soon, your "mate" probably will.
I can't believe you are still pussyfooting around.
It' clear she has an interest in you. Get in there and mark your territory otherwise I may come along and bash your heads together.
Why is it that the male is expected to make the first move anyway? Surely in these equality times the women should be doing their bit instead of waiting to be woo'ed.
V
Just reading through this and I concur with my fellow boarders - forget the letter, its a waste of time and there is too much potential for her to get the wrong impression from something you write or mis-interpret your meaning.
Just ask her to her face if she wants to hang out sometime. Yes = she's interested, anything else = she's not. Simples.
Forget the bloody letter... just ask her out.
There right, just ask her tomorrow and see what happens.
I tryed asking today but I try to say but the words dont leave my mouth I find this way to hard to do
This cartoon means a lot to me.
(http://www.schulzmuseum.org/images/pe19900123.gif)
Would it help to ask to go out for a coffee with someone from work that you aren't attracted to and then ask them to see if this other lass wants to come along too?
Definitely don't do a letter - that would be a bad thing.
Stop fannying about lad, it's painful.
You talk to her anyway and all you are doing by mulling it over and going over things in your head, is giving the wrong impression of disinterest (which, if done right, can make you seem cool and alluring, but in this case I suspect not- nae offense).
You're building it up too much in your own head, turning a molehill into a mountain causing yourself self-doubt and anxiety.
Really, you're no different from anyone else- even the guys who seem at ease talking to women are a bit nervous- it's a perfectly natural feeling, they're just better at coping with it than you are. At the end of the day, there's nothing complicated about it- they are only people, not aliens and they are as different from each other as they are from you or I.
Take the bull by the fucking horns and talk to her before some glib shagger does.
No letter. Talk. Ask.
This one, for me, contains more truth than is possible in one cartoon.
(http://www.unrequited-love.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/same-planet.jpg)
gary larson ,master of cows :D
A: Letter - no.
B: Jump in and ask - YES!
(from someone who spent most of his twenties choosing option A rather than B, and NOT GETTING LAID)
Being a bastard with a known reputation seems to get you laid , and that is from personal experience.
V
Quote from: vzzbux on 21 January, 2011, 11:35:07 PM
Being a bastard with a known reputation seems to get you laid , and that is from personal experience.
I concur.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0k96hDQf7s
People who write letters are weirdoes.
Just say 'fancy a drink after work?' No fuss, no mess. Unless you get lucky of course.
Quote from: Buttonman on 21 January, 2011, 11:48:37 PM
Just say 'fancy a drink after work?' No fuss, no mess. Unless you get lucky of course.
true dat.
It really is that simple.
No letter EVER.
Even if you get a win with this girl a letter can be pulled out for embarrassment at any time in the future......................words once spoken are lost ....putting them on paper is a bad idea!
Quote from: Emp on 22 January, 2011, 12:42:11 AM
No letter EVER.
Even if you get a win with this girl a letter can be pulled out for embarrassment at any time in the future......................words once spoken are lost ....putting them on paper is a bad idea!
Agreed, I have experience of this from when one of my teenage girlfriends passed around a letter I had written for all he friends to read :-[.
I would heartily encourage writing love letters once you're hooked up, but not before. Future embarrassment is always a risk, but the fact is they're a great thing to receive.
update I found out that she works mornings as well as afternoons unlike me who just does afternoons well that means she has a lunch break would asking her if she would like to eat lunch with me be a good idler.
Yes. Make it so.
It's a start, but you are going to have to stop making excuses for delaying asking her out.
If you like her and you think she likes you just ask and stop thinking about it.
I hope she never finds this thread?
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 22 January, 2011, 05:34:24 PM
I hope she never finds this thread?
Some days I wish I hadn't ;)
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 22 January, 2011, 05:34:24 PM
I hope she never finds this thread?
Ahh, I'm sure she'd think it's sweet. It's not it's like this one: http://www.2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html
BTW, CL2K, plenty of hints and tips on that thread too!
Quote from: TordelBack on 22 January, 2011, 05:55:49 PM
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Ahh, I'm sure she'd think it's sweet. It's not it's like this one: http://www.2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.0.html
Time for a
res-erection?
I remember Max Koneczny. He's married now, you know.
Did the OP ever do anything about this?
Not yet were living in hope
It could be worse... you could be persued by a man who is convinced he is trying to save you from yourself....
IF there was love... not just "freindship" that might be a different matter
(Yappers already knowe what I am talking about. Those who don't HA See what your missing?)
So what's the update?
(Rem,eber a woman will always be so paranoid that she will be second and thrid and forth guessing your motivations... we can't help it)
When this pursuing took place he didn't have a sharp object did he?
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 January, 2011, 08:38:27 PM
I remember Max Koneczny. He's married now, you know.
No way.
Quote from: SquashedFly on 23 January, 2011, 01:32:49 AM
When this pursuing took place he didn't have a sharp object did he?
No he didn't. He belives he is a gentleman and as such he wanted my volentary capitulation....
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 23 January, 2011, 02:07:08 AM
Quote from: SquashedFly on 23 January, 2011, 01:32:49 AM
When this pursuing took place he didn't have a sharp object did he?
No he didn't. He belives he is a gentleman and as such he wanted my volentary capitulation....
Gentleman my arse. If you are happy with the way things are there is no need to change them.
TBH MOST young men are after only one thing, this is advice I regularly give my 14 year old daughter. There are only a few exceptions.
I have told her to stay away from men like I used to be.
V
its gone quiet,either he's chickened out or getting his cherry popped ;)
Been tupping all weekend or a guided tour of his gundam/transformers collection no doubt.
V
So, I can't be arsed to read the whole thread. Have you fucked her yet or what?
Im wondering if the transformers have took the huff at playing second fiddle to a woman and took cyberleader to cybertron??????
Quote from: klute on 25 January, 2011, 01:07:02 PM
Im wondering if the transformers have took the huff at playing second fiddle to a woman and took cyberleader to cybertron??????
Haha! Quite possible, though if the Transformers movie is to be believed, Transformers have no problem being upstaged by cleavage. :lol:
Quote from: davethomson on 25 January, 2011, 01:14:57 PM
Quote from: klute on 25 January, 2011, 01:07:02 PM
Im wondering if the transformers have took the huff at playing second fiddle to a woman and took cyberleader to cybertron??????
Haha! Quite possible, though if the Transformers movie is to be believed, Transformers have no problem being upstaged by cleavage. :lol:
first off lol and for everyone's info I was about to ask her yesterday when bad timing interfered as at the time she was carrying in a box full of plates, glasses, and other such breakable things to put out on the shelf (I thort I could ask her whilst she most relaxed and that's when she sorting out the shelf's) but as she was carrying the box in the bottom gave way and then CRASH!!!!!! there was glass every where luckily only a 3rd of the stock was broken but she the sort of person who stresses over whether she's said the wrong thing to someone so she was pratickily in heresticks after that and I spent the rest of the day trying to carm her down and felt that maybe it was not quit the right time to ask but I'm back there tomorrow so I will try again and even better news my mate who works there if off for the weak.
I'm starting to wonder if this girl is real or not.
QuoteI'm starting to wonder if this girl is real or not.
LOL
Has she said she has an itch that needs scratching yet????
Should have struck when she was at her most vulnerable.
QuoteShould have struck when she was at her most vulnerable.
Lol bent over ;) nice
How have I missed this thread?!
Transformer guy don't listen to these guys with the softly softly approach...you'll be there all year
Next time you're in the shop...just tell her she looks hot and that you're attracted to her and if she would like to go for a drink...she might say no...fair enough...she might say yes...result
Give her your digits and you're away
People always try and make things complicated...women are exactly the same as men...same hopes fears and insecurities...I realised that from a young age and have been taking advantage ever since ;)
One tip...talk to her at the end of the shift...that way if you do get knocked back you can just go home and cry :D
Whatever you do, do it soon. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say, completely without sarcasm, that the suspense is killing me.
QuoteWhatever you do, do it soon. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say, completely without sarcasm, that the suspense is killing me.
Yup pense is kill me now.
Tap that ass all ready!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBbP2kro-c
It's his sister.
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 04:21:06 PM
It's his sister.
You are making the psychiatrist's job very easy Roger, at least try let them work for their money.
Quote from: Beeks(Formerly George Moore) on 25 January, 2011, 03:17:49 PM
Give her your digits and you're away
I'd respectfully suggest, Cybers, that you at
least buy her a drink before trying that approach. It's not
all about the you know what in the you know where, Beeks!
M.
Quote from: Mikey on 25 January, 2011, 04:37:54 PM
Quote from: Beeks(Formerly George Moore) on 25 January, 2011, 03:17:49 PM
Give her your digits and you're away
I'd respectfully suggest, Cybers, that you at least buy her a drink before trying that approach. It's not all about the you know what in the you know where, Beeks!
M.
Hahahaha...ok...so perhaps that might have been worded differently...I hope he doesn't think along the same lines as you or he might be in a spot of bother :lol:
Give her some cheese. It's guaranteed to work.
SBT
i've heard they prefer it without the cheese ;)
Yes, i was going to write 'push some cheese into her hole', but it looked... wrong.
SBT
yes i heard they prefer peanut butter anyway! :D
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 25 January, 2011, 05:47:14 PM
Yes, i was going to write 'push some cheese into her hole', but it looked... wrong.
SBT
I misheard my lady friend asking where her soup hole was the other day, turned out it was her soup bowl she was looking for, how we laughed! It was a slow day.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 25 January, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
I spent the rest of the day trying to carm her down and felt that maybe it was not quit the right time to ask.
I would have thought that would have been the
perfect time to ask.
Quote from: House of Usher on 25 January, 2011, 06:34:15 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 25 January, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
I spent the rest of the day trying to carm her down and felt that maybe it was not quit the right time to ask.
I would have thought that would have been the perfect time to ask.
Ah, the voice of an experienced lothario.
Quoteso she was pratickily in heresticks after that
heresticks sound good- anything that involves public burning is a sure fire winner.
Quote from: Dog Deever on 26 January, 2011, 12:20:54 AM
Quote from: House of Usher on 25 January, 2011, 06:34:15 PM
I would have thought that would have been the perfect time to ask.
Ah, the voice of an experienced lothario.
I could have been
really bad if I wanted to be, but alas, I'm not.
Man I am on tenderhooks, when you going to ask!!!
Quote from: gurnard on 26 January, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
Man I am on tenderhooks, when you going to ask!!!
Your impatience is flattering, but I'll ask you only when I'm good and ready.
Quote from: gurnard on 26 January, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
Man I am on tenderhooks, when you going to ask!!!
Tenterhooks darling,
tenterhooks and no
heresticks from you either
QuoteIt comes from one of the processes of making woollen cloth. After it had been woven, the cloth still contained oil from the fleece, mixed with dirt. It was cleaned in a fulling mill, but then it had to be dried carefully or it would shrink and crease. So the lengths of wet cloth were stretched on wooden frames, and left out in the open for some time. This allowed them to dry and straightened their weave. These frames were the tenters, and the tenter hooks were the metal hooks used to fix the cloth to the frame.
Any news on this fairy tale?
yea there is she was on her day off today
Fucking ask her man- we're dying here,
and if you don't get a move on, Cosh will cop off with her.
For Fuck's sake man don't even remotely consider for a femto-second compiling a mix-tape.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7875/keysb.jpg)
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 January, 2011, 08:38:27 PM
I remember Max Koneczny. He's married now, you know.
WTF?
Like, to a human?
Really? Crikey...
You might try ... flowers?
Nothing to big, a spray of carnations...... tescos do nice bunches for £2 and they'll last over a week.
You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.
Quote from: Dog Deever on 27 January, 2011, 03:11:06 AM
Fucking ask her man- we're dying here,
Remember you can lead a horse to water, put you can't put lead in another man's pencil (although you can spike his drink with Viagra).
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 01:40:25 PM
I'm starting to wonder if this girl is real or not.
Stevie's starting to doubt whether Cyberleader is real or not.
Man up Emperor; it's been you all this time.
Quote from: O Lucky Stevie! on 27 January, 2011, 10:14:26 PM
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 25 January, 2011, 01:40:25 PM
I'm starting to wonder if this girl is real or not.
Stevie's starting to doubt whether Cyberleader is real or not.
Man up Emperor; it's been you all this time.
Ewe got me bang too rites
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 27 January, 2011, 04:15:59 PM
You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.
You don't leave the bloody price lable on you fool...
Likewise you don't turn up with a clarly V exspensive bunch either...
he should aim for "nice" not overwhelming...
That's like buying a bloody engagement ring on the 2nd date
Just. Ask. Her. Out.
Do something that shows thought and creativity like an origami flower.
Write a letter in your own blood, semen and tears detailing exactly how you will messily kill yourself if she rejects you, then deliver it by hand and kneel in front of her, sobbing, as she reads it.
Either that or ask her if she wants to go to the pictures tomorrow night. It's up to you really.
Quote from: Noisybast on 28 January, 2011, 08:59:20 AM
Just. Ask. Her. Out.
What he said.
And, when you do, don't forget to tell her how you've spent the last two weeks discussing her and your romantic dilemma with a bunch of complete strangers on the internet.
She would really enjoy knowing that, and it would make her feel very special indeed, I'm sure.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 28 January, 2011, 04:13:03 AM
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 27 January, 2011, 04:15:59 PM
You can't give anyone a bunch of flowers that cost £2. It's insulting. Especially if you're trying to ask a girl out.
You don't leave the bloody price lable on you fool...
Likewise you don't turn up with a clarly V exspensive bunch either...
he should aim for "nice" not overwhelming...
That's like buying a bloody engagement ring on the 2nd date
I'm not suggesting he'd leave the price tag on. I just can't believe that any bunch of flowers you can get for £2 would be much cop.
Quote from: GordonR on 28 January, 2011, 09:54:02 AM
She would really enjoy knowing that, and it would make her feel very special indeed, I'm sure.
Women, huh? Sometimes they seem almost human.
Ask her out. It is a win win situation. If she says yes you get to go out. If she says no you have gained experience in asking women out and the next will get a bit easier. Just my opinion feel free to ignore :-)
Is this still going on????just ask her out, life is too short. Worst thing she could do is say no. Wait too long talking in forums and she could get snapped up by someone else and then you will really feel bad. Best of luck.
Quote from: gurnard on 28 January, 2011, 11:50:36 AM
Ask her out. It is a win win situation. If she says yes you get to go out. If she says no you have gained experience in asking women out and the next will get a bit easier.
^^^^^This^^^^^.
A philosophy which has wide applications, and one which I sadly only embraced in my mid-30's. Fear of failure is fear of life, and the best way to learn is by learning what doesn't work.
Quote from: Mrpepperami on 28 January, 2011, 01:44:20 PM
Is this still going on????
Indeed. It's almost as if it's just about the melodrama and attention now.
Quote from: GordonR on 28 January, 2011, 03:01:02 PM
Quote from: Mrpepperami on 28 January, 2011, 01:44:20 PM
Is this still going on????
Indeed. It's almost as if it's just about the melodrama and attention now.
Ach, you old cynic.
:crazy:
...because there wasn't a yawning smiley available.
Well mother buys them for the house occasionally... they manage to last just over a week and add a small spash of colour... Not bad for £2.
(Also, she might not have a vase for a larger bunch ... whereas something that size could be put on a hi ball glass and not look odd.)
Although you might find a nice looking cheap vase IN the charity shop.
(Just check it over first for no chips & cracks)
I almost bought my partner some £2 tulips from Tesco while I was at the shops earlier but I decided not to because we're on an economy drive.
NEVER buy tulips... they droop and the petals fall off within 48 hours....
stick to carnations, freesias, chrsanthamums, sweet peas, roses (Which willl last with the right treatment) sweet williams lilies...
Pay the extra to get some cut flower food (30p) it's worth it they last a lot longer.
Quote from: Lee Bates on 28 January, 2011, 09:42:47 AM
Write a letter in your own blood, semen and tears detailing exactly how you will messily kill yourself if she rejects you, then deliver it by hand and kneel in front of her, sobbing, as she reads it.
Just for God's sake get someone to check the spelling first.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 28 January, 2011, 04:16:52 PM
stick to carnations... (etc)
Eww, but don't carnations just stink when the water goes off and starts filling up with algae and mold in no time at all? Yuck. I worked with someone last autumn whose breath smelt like that. Most unpleasant. On the same night shift as someone else whose breath smelt like death. On the same team.
I don't but my wife flower. As I say to her "Flowers die, unlike my love for you"
V
Quote from: House of Usher on 28 January, 2011, 08:21:27 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 28 January, 2011, 04:16:52 PM
stick to carnations... (etc)
On the same night shift as someone else whose breath smelt like death.
What had they been up to at the local graveyard ? :o
On topic. this is now becoming painful. Please make a move.
Hey Cyberleader is there any chance you could give us a desciption of this young lady? Is she short or tall? fat or thin? blonde or brunette? glasses or 2020 vision?
paint a picture for us.
Bw
Nap
Quote from: GordonR on 28 January, 2011, 03:01:02 PMIndeed. It's almost as if it's just about the melodrama and attention now.
Your point?
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 January, 2011, 10:31:36 AM
Quote from: GordonR on 28 January, 2011, 09:54:02 AM
She would really enjoy knowing that, and it would make her feel very special indeed, I'm sure.
Women, huh? Sometimes they seem almost human.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y9BukEBI9c&feature=related
Quote from: Nap Normal on 28 January, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
Hey Cyberleader is there any chance you could give us a desciption of this young lady? Is she short or tall? fat or thin? blonde or brunette? glasses or 2020 vision?
paint a picture for us.
Checking if she's your type, Nap? Getting ready to swoop in? ;)
Don't tell him, Pike! Er... Cyberleader, even. :)
Quote from: GordonR on 28 January, 2011, 03:01:02 PM
Quote from: Mrpepperami on 28 January, 2011, 01:44:20 PM
Is this still going on????
Indeed. It's almost as if it's just about the melodrama and attention now.
Now?
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 27 January, 2011, 03:42:58 PM
Quote from: House of Usher on 22 January, 2011, 08:38:27 PM
I remember Max Koneczny. He's married now, you know.
WTF?
Like, to a human?
Thank you! This was exactly my reaction but I was beginning to think it was just me.
Goes to show though, there really is someone for everyone.
>:D
Quote from: Nap Normal on 28 January, 2011, 08:53:22 PM
Hey Cyberleader is there any chance you could give us a desciption of this young lady?
Pics or it didn't happen. Oh, wait...
its friday night and hes gone quiet ...dya think hes showing her his megatron?
Can I forward this to Dan Savage?
Quote from: mogzilla on 28 January, 2011, 10:12:00 PM
its friday night and hes gone quiet ...dya think hes showing her his megatron?
either that of he's
fucking Unicron.
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 25 January, 2011, 05:40:08 PM
Give her some cheese. It's guaranteed to work.
SBT
Chesse now....if your successful the w(h)ine will come later. :D
Quote from: GordonR on 28 January, 2011, 09:54:02 AM
Quote from: Noisybast on 28 January, 2011, 08:59:20 AM
Just. Ask. Her. Out.
What he said.
And, when you do, don't forget to tell her how you've spent the last two weeks discussing her and your romantic dilemma with a bunch of complete strangers on the internet.
She would really enjoy knowing that, and it would make her feel very special indeed, I'm sure.
Even better, post her name & phone number to this thread & we'll ask her out for you.
Quote from: Colin Zeal on 28 January, 2011, 10:18:06 AM
I'm not suggesting he'd leave the price tag on. I just can't believe that any bunch of flowers you can get for £2 would be much cop.
Cemeteries are cheaper ;)
QuoteCemeteries are cheaper
For what? flowers or finding a date?
Quote from: klute on 29 January, 2011, 03:17:20 PM
QuoteCemeteries are cheaper
For what? flowers or finding a date?
Uh, we're back here again:
http://www.2000adonline.com/forum/index.php/topic,21891.120.html
Just be yourself and act natural.
If it makes you more comfortable you can always take some Transformers toys with you and play out at a bar some massive Autobots v Decepticons (I had to look those names up on Wikipedia) battle scene with sound effects and you could sing out aloud the "Transformers, robots in disguise" theme.
If she doesn't like you as you are, then she is the one who is missing out.
anyone else bored? can we lock this ? he can always start a "siburrleeedur getz /duzent get layd " thread ;)
Quote from: mogzilla on 29 January, 2011, 05:40:33 PM
anyone else bored? can we lock this ? he can always start a "siburrleeedur getz /duzent get layd " thread ;)
Only if the thread title is as above it made me lol
Soes I asked Dan and he said the following.
Quotethe only way to confirm that your friend is right is to ask her if she would like to go out with you on a date.
don't ask about hanging out, or seeing each other sometime. ask her out on a date.
the worst she can say is no -- you have to be willing to face and gracefully accept rejection if you want to date.
dan
Maybe this'll make the column. I hope so.
Who's Dan?
Dan Savage: http://www.avclub.com/articles/january-26-2011,50561/
What would Richard keys do???
I am wondering...
If a woman buys jewellery for a man's birthday... he won't get the wrong idea, will he?
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 05:13:19 PM
I am wondering...
If a woman buys jewellery for a man's birthday... he won't get the wrong idea, will he?
Depends. A gem-encrusted cock ring might give a chap the wrong idea (or the right one).
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
But a silver braclet... as he had all his previous stuff stolen...
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
But a silver braclet... as he had all his previous stuff stolen...
Is he a werewolf? If so, I foresee a problem. Otherwise, go for it!
I'm back with good news she invited me round her house for coffee after work and I said yes and I did not menchion I don't like coffee (thanxs for the advises Emperor) and before you say anything no we did not do anything we just talked for about 2 hours we ended up chatting about relationship she mentioned a fue times that the other guy from work who is very ovious that he likes her, that she told him that she only thinks of him as a friends am I right in thinking that she dropping a hit by telling me this she also invited me round today arfter we were discussing relationship in the shop today and I menchiouned it was very hard for me to ask people out and whilst round her house she said it can very hard to ask people out in public and might be easier to ask them out when you alone with them now that I'm back home and typing this I'm kicking myself as I think I've just missed a very huge hint am I right or wrong.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
I don't know his ring size
:o :o :o :o Can we please have less of this filth on here!
ASK HER OUT SHE'S GAGGING FOR IT!!!!!!
to be asked out that is.....
.....for now ;)
Quote from: mogzilla on 31 January, 2011, 08:12:03 PM
ASK HER OUT SHE'S GAGGING FOR IT!!!!!!
to be asked out that is.....
.....for now ;)
i don't think she could make it any clearer unless she dropped her draw's
cyberleader will only take that as she needs help moving some furniture ;)
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 31 January, 2011, 08:01:33 PM
I'm back with good news she invited me round her house for coffee after work and I said yes and I did not menchion I don't like coffee (thanxs for the advises Emperor) and before you say anything no we did not do anything we just talked for about 2 hours we ended up chatting about relationship she mentioned a fue times that the other guy from work who is very ovious that he likes her, that she told him that she only thinks of him as a friends am I right in thinking that she dropping a hit by telling me this she also invited me round today arfter we were discussing relationship in the shop today and I menchiouned it was very hard for me to ask people out and whilst round her house she said it can very hard to ask people out in public and might be easier to ask them out when you alone with them now that I'm back home and typing this I'm kicking myself as I think I've just missed a very huge hint am I right or wrong.
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff248/burlearth/bigfhandsanncmnt.jpg)
Does anyone remember the bit in the Beavis and Butthead movie, where Beavis has a moment of realisation and goes mad, screaming "We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!"
I am feeling a sort of surrogate, second-hand, sympathetic version of that now.
AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! ;)
Deep breaths... deep breaths... it'll all be worth it when he invites us to the wedding on Cybertron....
She wants you to ask her out, she knows you have a problem with that so is trying to make it as easy as possible for you to do it. If you don't ask her out she'll assume that after all her heavy hinting you don't actually want to ask her out. This would be a very bad thing.
Go for it, my man! Bowling, McDonald's, the pictures, walks in the park, feeding the ducks, shopping, sharing a train journey, watching a video together - the sky's the limit!!!
She's even made it so you don't have to beat around the bush or use any inventiveness whatsoever: you can even get away with putting it as bluntly as "will you go out with me?"
Don't kick yourself. Just get it right next time you see her!
If you can natter to her for 2 hours without a sniff I say you are already there. Now go and bump those uglies.
V
Run, do not walk, back round to her gaff, and ask her out immediately. No girl will ever make it more obvious that's what she wants. This is as close as it will ever get in your whole life. From here on in, girls will get even more unknowable and complicated, until you literally wake up and believe yourself to be in that old twilight zone episode where everyone starts talking gibberish and you're the only person left talking english. Except it'll be every woman you know making no sense, and to have a conversation with simple people you'll be reduced to going to a pub you hate, just to talk to men. Inevitably about football and darts.
To avoid this, go and ask her out, now.
SBT
Okay now I don't believe this is real.
On the off chance that this person exists - ASK HER OUT. IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT SHE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH YOU.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
Urm, you do realise I said "cock ring"?
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 31 January, 2011, 09:40:38 PM
From here on in, girls will get even more unknowable and complicated, until you literally wake up and believe yourself to be in that old twilight zone episode where everyone starts talking gibberish and you're the only person left talking english. Except it'll be every woman you know making no sense, and to have a conversation with simple people you'll be reduced to going to a pub you hate, just to talk to men. Inevitably about football and darts.
This^ should be a
sticky on the forum.
Quote from: Emperor on 31 January, 2011, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
That probably rules out butt plugs as well.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 31 January, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 31 January, 2011, 09:40:38 PM
From here on in, girls will get even more unknowable and complicated, until you literally wake up and believe yourself to be in that old twilight zone episode where everyone starts talking gibberish and you're the only person left talking english. Except it'll be every woman you know making no sense, and to have a conversation with simple people you'll be reduced to going to a pub you hate, just to talk to men. Inevitably about football and darts.
This^ should be a sticky on the forum.
This should be a sticky on every forum. That said, the internet might suddenly get a lot quieter...
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 31 January, 2011, 08:01:33 PMam I right in thinking that she dropping a hit by telling me this she also invited me round today arfter we were discussing relationship in the shop today and I menchiouned it was very hard for me to ask people out and whilst round her house she said it can very hard to ask people out in public and might be easier to ask them out when you alone with them now that I'm back home and typing this I'm kicking myself as I think I've just missed a very huge hint am I right or wrong.
Yes you are right, she is dropping the bar about as low it'll go without her jumping on you.
You need to think about it like pulling a plaster off, at the moment you are doing it in an agonisingly slow way that is just going to prolong the agony (perhaps for the rest of your life, because if you drop the ball you'll be sitting in your retirement home playing with a semi-sentient Gundam toy and still getting pangs about "the one that got away"). If you get in now, ask and get knocked back you'll dust yourself off, move on, meet someone nice, you won't fanny about as long so you'll reel the next young lady in and forget all about this. However, I think the odds are vanishingly small that you'll get knocked back - the big danger is you are a hair away from the "friend zone." She has been as upfront as she clearly feels comfortable with and has dangled a number off hooks in the water, if you don't ask her out she is going to assume you aren't interested and move on - she is clearly not short of offers.
You basically need to move
now or watch this slip through your fingers, something that you'll find is considerably worse than any momentary embarrassment of asking her out. If you aren't seeing her tomorrow then phone her. All you need to say is "I was thinking about what we talked about the other day and wondered if you wanted to go out sometime." Takes a few seconds to say and you are through and out the other side, job done. Don't worry and don't other think it.
I've had a big abcess/ cyst thing growing on my face for a few days now- post viral infection.
Watching the development of this thread has been like waiting for the big yellow head(s) to come up- slow, painful and swollen up by teasing and squeezing and pushing sharp pointy things in.
Hurry up and fucking ask her!
...before she pops.
Quote from: Emperor on 31 January, 2011, 11:07:36 PM
Yes you are right, she is dropping the bar about as low it'll go without her jumping on you.
If I could go back and give my idiotic and hopeless-with-girls teenage self one piece of advice it would be this:
If you think she fancies you, in all likelihood
she does. Women are smart and subtle and don't generally realize how fucking stupid men are: if you're wondering to yourself "Hmm, does she fancy me or doesn't she?" then she is probably wondering why the
hell you haven't twigged that she's been throwing herself at you for the last god-knows-how-long.
The flip side of all this is that they're also actually pretty cool even if you
have misread the signals. Women are usually flattered, will politely say no, and that will be the end of it. The earth won't open and swallow you; your life won't be at an end; and you can move on.
Cheers
Jim
Argh for the love of Grud, get it done now! :D
Ahhh its bed time now, work in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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V
...fap, fap, fap.
Have you shagged her yet ?
Cyberleader – she will be more upset with you if you don't ask her out than if you do. No pressure, but this win, win situation will not go on indefinitely. Don't let it get to the "he doesn't fancy me, I hate him" stage.
well I was sorting plans out with her for this weakend I will ask her then. now how to ask her any tips lol
Wait till she goes to her female sit-down toilet then get a huge black guy to kick the door down and get him to ask on your behalf.
Seriously though, if you don't make a move soon, she'll start to see you as too much of a friend, so if you want to pop your cherry, you'd better ask her out soon.
Just because he's never had a girlfriend doesn't mean he never popped his cherry.
man you did miss a big hint, you are in there, nice one go for it.
Best thread ever this cock rings and all.
Every so often a thread comes along that is just compulsive reading and solid entertainment.
This is one of them.
Can't wait for the next update.
Could we compile this into a book, ala, Densha Otoko, make the bestseller list and turn cyberleader's life into a movie? It happens...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Densha_otoko
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 01 February, 2011, 12:45:52 AM
well I was sorting plans out with her for this weakend I will ask her then.
If you mean you'll ask her when you are sorting out plans for the weekend, then good.
If you mean you'll ask her at the weekend, then bad.
People weren't exaggerating - your window of opportunity is closing rapidly. she has made it as easy as possible for you to ask here and the longer you leave it the more she'll think you don't like her that way. Don't use this as an excuse to give up, use it as the kick up the backside to sort it out now.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 01 February, 2011, 12:45:52 AMnow how to ask her any tips lol
From above:
"I was thinking about what we talked about the other day, and wondered if you wanted to go out on a date with me."
If you are really lucky you'll get to "the other day" and she'll say "about bloody time!" ;)
"I was thinking about what you said the other day, d'you fancy going out somewhere? Catch a film, something to eat- whatever. Your choice..."
take her hand,gently,stroke her hair from her face (i'm assuming she has some) lean in closely but not too closely mind, smile and whisper "wanna ride a pink pony?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
:lol: god,i've never seen john barrowman look so uncomfortable ! perhaps he got through the scene by thinking he was going to barbeque a family pet!
Now that we're talking bad movies, was I the only one who thought Vincent Cassel in Black Swan had more than a hint of Wiseau wafting around him? "I want chu to go 'ome an touch your sel-if. Goohn, li-evf uh liddle!"
you saw black swan?
From my research the following strategy is advisable:
1) Dress neatly, but not too fancy.
2) Try not to appear too tense. Act natural.
3) Strike up a conversation and talk naturally to each other before you ask her out.
If a) this person exists, and b) she has said everything as you related it, then it is almost definite that she likes you and wants to go out with you. I would go so far as to say that there is almost no chance of her turning you down.
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 01 February, 2011, 10:18:08 PM
From my research the following strategy is advisable:
1) Dress neatly, but not too fancy.
2) Try not to appear too tense. Act natural.
3) Strike up a conversation and talk naturally to each other before you ask her out.
If a) this person exists, and b) she has said everything as you related it, then it is almost definite that she likes you and wants to go out with you. I would go so far as to say that there is almost no chance of her turning you down.
unless youve mentioned you post on here and she's checked out cyberleader!
Quote from: mogzilla on 01 February, 2011, 10:20:57 PM
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 01 February, 2011, 10:18:08 PM
From my research the following strategy is advisable:
1) Dress neatly, but not too fancy.
2) Try not to appear too tense. Act natural.
3) Strike up a conversation and talk naturally to each other before you ask her out.
If a) this person exists, and b) she has said everything as you related it, then it is almost definite that she likes you and wants to go out with you. I would go so far as to say that there is almost no chance of her turning you down.
unless youve mentioned you post on here and she's checked out cyberleader!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Get to bed Cyberleader. You are going to need all your strength for all the tupping that you will be doing when you ask your woman out tomorrow.
V
Quote from: Roger Godpleton on 01 February, 2011, 10:13:27 PM"I want chu to go 'ome an touch your sel-if. Goohn, li-evf uh liddle!"
Words to live by Cyberleader.
Live by the Godpleton, die by the Godpleton
Remember: if she says no then there's always Roger's mum.
Touching oneself is 'living a little'? Woo-hoo, that's one New Year's Resolution sorted.
Quote from: mogzilla on 01 February, 2011, 10:15:48 PM
you saw black swan?
And is it the lesbian sex romp that it's touted to being??
Cause if it ain't, I'm stayin at home.
I'm getting bored of this now...get on with it already!
Quote from: Beeks on 02 February, 2011, 10:40:01 AM
I'm getting bored of this now...get on with it already!
Uh-oh Cyberleader, looks like she's found this thread!
Quote from: TordelBack on 02 February, 2011, 10:41:02 AM
Quote from: Beeks on 02 February, 2011, 10:40:01 AM
I'm getting bored of this now...get on with it already!
Uh-oh Cyberleader, looks like she's found this thread!
Haha Steady! ;)
Cyberleader- just shit or get off the pot.
This is a fucking saga now...
LET'S ALL DO FANFIC OF THIS STORY
I can see this ending up like Twin Peaks...you never really know what the f**k happens in the end...
Quote from: Richmond Clements on 02 February, 2011, 01:05:11 PM
Cyberleader- just shit or get off the pot.
This is a fucking saga now...
That as may be but not the twilight saga..............UNLESS.
Her name isnt bella by chance is it?
Quote from: Beeks on 02 February, 2011, 01:20:30 PM
I can see this ending up like Twin Peaks...you never really know what the f**k happens in the end...
Well if cyberleader takes a funny turn whilst on the pc would we know any different?
No looking in mirrors CB! and no laughing whilst stood next to said mirror and leaning on the bathroom sink
In the name of...!
Right - who here,after hankering after a lady person for some time, after being invited round her house for a coffee, after getting solid gold advice from a bunch of comic geeks WOULDN'T NOW BE IN 'ER TO THE WEE WHEELS ?
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
M.
QuoteIN 'ER TO THE WEE WHEELS
Ha-ha! Best phrase ever!
Haha totally agree. It's the easiest pull ever. She could not be more obvious I she was wearing a sign saying "get it here"
I got pscyked up and everything today to ask her out and she off on some bloody training courses o well I know that she is in tomorrow and I'm heading into town to get my hair cut so I will pop in on the way there or the way back and attempt to ask her.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 02 February, 2011, 05:56:26 PM
I got pscyked up and everything today to ask her out and she off on some bloody training courses o well I know that she is in tomorrow and I'm heading into town to get my hair cut so I will pop in on the way there or the way back and attempt to ask her.
Do or do not there is not try!
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since
clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
Quote from: klute on 02 February, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
Yeah, I saw that on the telly last night. I did find myself wondering while watching a girl being dragged away by her hair while shouting 'let me go' if maybe that particular coupling wasn't entirely consensual. I'm guessing the cameraman didn't want to step in, journalistic integrity and all that.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 02 February, 2011, 07:46:09 PM
Quote from: klute on 02 February, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
Yeah, I saw that on the telly last night. I did find myself wondering while watching a girl being dragged away by her hair while shouting 'let me go' if maybe that particular coupling wasn't entirely consensual. I'm guessing the cameraman didn't want to step in, journalistic integrity and all that.
I find it worrying that this sort of thing goes on in this day and age. infact the program hasnt done anything to endear me to there community/s
It also seems the dress maker has good reason not to mention how much she makes as she has prior for fraud
Quote from: klute on 02 February, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
some of the girls at work were talking about that today i missed it.am i to believe that the tv televised a rape prior to be commited?
Quote from: mogzilla on 02 February, 2011, 11:05:41 PM
Quote from: klute on 02 February, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
some of the girls at work were talking about that today i missed it.am i to believe that the tv televised a rape prior to be commited?
It's that 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' (I think it's called that). I only caught a bit of it but what I saw was a bunch of underage girls dancing around and then being picked up (physically) by the guys and carried away, some of them kicking and protesting. That's how pulling is done apparently. One of the girls' mums was then on camera talking about how that's their culture so like it or lump it, while clearly holding back tears. Like I say, I only caught a little but I'm unsure that in context it would be any less unsettling.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 03 February, 2011, 10:26:13 AM
Quote from: mogzilla on 02 February, 2011, 11:05:41 PM
Quote from: klute on 02 February, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
some of the girls at work were talking about that today i missed it.am i to believe that the tv televised a rape prior to be commited?
It's that 'Big Fat Gypsy Wedding' (I think it's called that). I only caught a bit of it but what I saw was a bunch of underage girls dancing around and then being picked up (physically) by the guys and carried away, some of them kicking and protesting. That's how pulling is done apparently. One of the girls' mums was then on camera talking about how that's their culture so like it or lump it, while clearly holding back tears. Like I say, I only caught a little but I'm unsure that in context it would be any less unsettling.
I only have a 4 year old boy atm but should i have a girl regardless of my culture i wouldnt stand for anybody touch him or a possible her liek that in any shape or form.
Again nothing ive seen in the program endears me to them, in my eye both males and females have a basic right to go to school and learn (Atleast).
Not being able to read and write is a sin.more so in this day and age, i remember saying to the wife women spent so many years struggling to be treat like equals for those apes to treat and abuse them like that.
Maybe there best segregated.
Quote from: Emperor on 31 January, 2011, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
Urm, you do realise I said "cock ring"?
No I didn't... I thought you were a SENSIBLE member of this forum...
obviously I was wrong.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 02 February, 2011, 07:46:09 PM
Quote from: klute on 02 February, 2011, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 02 February, 2011, 06:28:28 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 02 February, 2011, 04:16:40 PM
It was never this easy when I was a young un, I'm tellin ye.
Ever since clubbing was banned it's never been the same.
pparently not in all communitys,they now call it grabbin lol
Yeah, I saw that on the telly last night. I did find myself wondering while watching a girl being dragged away by her hair while shouting 'let me go' if maybe that particular coupling wasn't entirely consensual. I'm guessing the cameraman didn't want to step in, journalistic integrity and all that.
They probably wouldn't have let him step in as he wasn't related to the girl.
Quote from: klute on 03 February, 2011, 02:18:06 PM
Again nothing ive seen in the program endears me to them, in my eye both males and females have a basic right to go to school and learn (Atleast).
Not being able to read and write is a sin.more so in this day and age, i remember saying to the wife women spent so many years struggling to be treat like equals for those apes to treat and abuse them like that.
Maybe there best segregated.
Just to point out that the Travelling Community is made up of people like any other, and thus contains of the usual proportions of dicks (10%) and decent skins (90%). Most of the members I've met and worked with are the latter. These programmes focus on the extreme end of the spectrum in order to make good TV, and are no more representative of the population as a whole than (say) My Super Sweet Sixteen is of the whole of the USA. There are aspects of Traveller culture that are deeply unsettling to most of us (not least their staggering mortality rate) but you'll find that many Travellers feel the same way.
By all means condemn the shenanigans in these programmes, I'll happily join in, but try not to describe them as common to a whole social group.
Now, back to this young man and his fear of jumping into the saddle...
Has he not got her bucked yet??!!
This is never going to happen.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 03 February, 2011, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 31 January, 2011, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
Urm, you do realise I said "cock ring"?
No I didn't... I thought you were a SENSIBLE member of this forum...
obviously I was wrong.
Yes you were.
Quote from: Emperor on 03 February, 2011, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 03 February, 2011, 04:04:58 PM
Quote from: Emperor on 31 January, 2011, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 31 January, 2011, 06:04:01 PM
Nah, it wouldn't be a ring for obvious reasons (That and I don't know his ring size)
Urm, you do realise I said "cock ring"?
No I didn't... I thought you were a SENSIBLE member of this forum...
obviously I was wrong.
Yes you were.
But NOW do you know his ring size?
Quote from: TordelBack on 03 February, 2011, 05:09:35 PM
Quote from: klute on 03 February, 2011, 02:18:06 PM
Again nothing ive seen in the program endears me to them, in my eye both males and females have a basic right to go to school and learn (Atleast).
Not being able to read and write is a sin.more so in this day and age, i remember saying to the wife women spent so many years struggling to be treat like equals for those apes to treat and abuse them like that.
Maybe there best segregated.
Just to point out that the Travelling Community is made up of people like any other, and thus contains of the usual proportions of dicks (10%) and decent skins (90%). Most of the members I've met and worked with are the latter. These programmes focus on the extreme end of the spectrum in order to make good TV, and are no more representative of the population as a whole than (say) My Super Sweet Sixteen is of the whole of the USA. There are aspects of Traveller culture that are deeply unsettling to most of us (not least their staggering mortality rate) but you'll find that many Travellers feel the same way.
By all means condemn the shenanigans in these programmes, I'll happily join in, but try not to describe them as common to a whole social group.
Now, back to this young man and his fear of jumping into the saddle...
Indeed...my intention wasnt to label them all,as i suspect my post seems to have.but i agree there's the fair share of fucknuts in any community
Wasnt cyberleader sure she was coming in to work today? Wasnt he going to ask her out FOR DEFINITE today? Where is he, ive been at the vinegar strokes for weeks now.
SBT
QuoteHas he not got her bucked yet??!!
This is never going to happen.
It better happen damn it if we cant get poor joseph to win we can sure as hell get CB to the furry gates
You can take a horse to water...
...but you cant shag it without a stepladder.
Er... What were we talking about again? Cyberleader! Fer fuckssakes! DO IT NOW!!!
SBT
Enough already!!!
He must be dr[spoiler]inking from the furry c[/spoiler]up by now.
V
or [spoiler]dildoing the Gundam[/spoiler].
He's probably serving the sausage now. With plums for desert
Or he's found out she's not interested, never was interested, has been hauled up infront of the manager for sexual harrassment, all thanks to bad advice from a bunch of online comics nerds. He's even now tracking each and every one of us down to deliver gundam vengeance on our asses.
SBT
Quote from: Old Tankie on 03 February, 2011, 06:35:26 PM
Enough already!!!
As everyone seemed to miss it first time around ;)
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 04 February, 2011, 11:18:27 AM
He's even now tracking each and every one of us down to deliver gundam vengeance on our asses.
Jeebus I hope not, some of those things look awful pointy. Mind you, judging by this thread it'll take Cyberleader a couple of years to get organised enough to do it.
Well this thread sidled down to the lowest common denominator fast enough :lol:
Quote from: TordelBack on 04 February, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
Jeebus I hope not, some of those things look awful pointy.
They have HUGE feet, too!
'Stamp on them. With a Gundam' is my stock response when people tell me about art thievery on DA.
Hmm does no news mean good news? What's happening cb?
nah, he's bottled it. talking about his new dr who set on the dust goes to gather thread
Well, to be fair what can she do for him that Davros can't? No greater love than that of a nerd for his plastic tat.
Quote from: TordelBack on 04 February, 2011, 03:25:14 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 04 February, 2011, 11:18:27 AM
He's even now tracking each and every one of us down to deliver gundam vengeance on our asses.
Jeebus I hope not, some of those things look awful pointy. Mind you, judging by this thread it'll take Cyberleader a couple of years to get organised enough to do it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: klute on 05 February, 2011, 07:57:31 PM
Hmm does no news mean good news? What's happening cb?
atachily I thort I would do my next update when I had something to update yes I did go in on Thursday but my mum who I borrowed a lift into town off seeing as she was going shopping in town well decided to go with me down to the shop its bad enough trying to ask I'm not going to ask in front of my mum happy now you can yell at me for bugering it up again.
Quote from: TordelBack on 05 February, 2011, 09:53:25 PM
Well, to be fair what can she do for him that Davros can't? No greater love than that of a nerd for his plastic tat.
lol you lot atachily still look at that I thort everone just artomitickily ignored whenever I posted something there. :lol:
Stop making excuse's & ask her already. It's simple & only take's a moment of your time.
Can't be much more excuses left now.
V
Quote from: vzzbux on 05 February, 2011, 11:46:38 PM
Can't be much more excuses left now.
V
I could stand in the middle of the road and get hit by a car that would be a good way to avoided asking her out :lol: thro it could also work as a way to get a simipity date :lol:
Admittedly this is coming at quarter past 12 on a saturday night/sunday morning from a single guy on an internet forum dedicated to a comic book, but don't let nerves get in the way of asking women out, because once you get over that you will kick yourself for not doing so sooner.
Huh - apart from some basic bedroom etiquette that has exhausted my reservoir of useful dating advice. How depressing.
Just think how that poor woman feels now.
She's dropped as big a hint as she can and she's been cold-shouldered by a comics/ big robot nerd.
How bad can it get- her self-esteem must be shot to ribbons.
Bet she shags 'the other guy' now.
Quote...apart from some basic bedroom etiquette...
Would that be 'remember to have a few hand-shandies and wash under the foreskin beforehand'?
Quote from: Dog Deever on 06 February, 2011, 12:24:32 AMWould that be 'remember to have a few hand-shandies and wash under the foreskin beforehand'?
I did not know that one as I assumed one washed under the hood
after hand shandies. Live and learn.
You see who you're asking for advice, Cyberleader? The only thing that's surprising is how many of us are still surprised there's a hold-up.
Cyberleader mate, you're amongst friends & it's the 21st century.
It's okay to admit that you're actually [spoiler]gay.[/spoiler] :lol:
i reckon he's blown it (his chance that is :o)
its been over a week since he went to hers for coffee shes not asked him back she thinks hes a wimp and is being boned by his mate or someone else.
Wish I had a problem with women, I might still have a house if I did 8-?
Well it's not all looking like bad news.
We do need a new mayor.
I had a dreammare last night where TS was the actual mayor of England and this board had elected him on behalf of the general public.
You'll be blaming us for Boris Johnson next.
Quote from: TordelBack on 07 February, 2011, 10:47:47 AM
You'll be blaming us for Boris Johnson next.
Wasn't that a bad dream too? I mean it couldn't
really happen....
we need a new Mayor? wtf happen to TS?
He developed webbed feet and was reclassified as a mutant and/or a Formorian and was expelled from the city and/or tribe.
Actually I think SuperSurfer has some delusion that 'mayor' is a democratically elected position with a finite term. He should know that only our absentee Monarch has the right to delegate a cupful of his briny power in this fashion. And he never discrimianted on the basis of about aquatic adaptation.
surely if he agreed to serilisation he could stay?
Quote from: Proudhuff on 07 February, 2011, 03:41:43 PM
surely if he agreed to serilisation he could stay?
The Mayor must be without physical blemish. It's one of the
geasa laid on the office.
If it was Cyberleader2000 we were talking about, sterilisation obviously wouldn't be an issue.
we never had this trouble with Mayor Dave
With Piscine monarchical abdication and the Mayors' Second Life becoming his first one-
we have no board official, elected or otherwise.
It's fucking anarchy, folks- fetch the pitchforks and firebrands, we can do whatever the hell we want!
ok up day to my wired day today let's start the women I am interested in I find out today is still hung up on a guy from her past who she ran into on facebook but the guys not interested in her and is living with his girl friend. so she super depressed then as I was walking he to her home along with my friend I find out that he has here number but she doesn't feel coumftouble about giving me her number also earlier today she's telling me how my friend is a littlie annoying with his consts attempts to change her mind about only thinking of him as a friend arrrrrrrrrr what the hell is going on. O to add to this this Saturday bouth are coming over to spend the day at mine I'm not even sure how we seteled on this plan either.
You idiots. I'm the emperor of the board, as well as it's spiritual and moral leader. This was all decided a long time ago (see issue #12 for details).
Also: Cyberleader is Minister for Communications, Legendary Shark is Minister for Innuendo, and Godpleton is Minister for children. I've also selected Dog to act as the board's agony aunt, due to his consistently sound and helpful advice.
Expect an announcement in the immediate future regarding my plans to annexe the Byrne Robotics Forum.
Carry on!
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 07 February, 2011, 08:25:44 PM
Godpleton is Minister for children.
Minister for Family Affairs, surely.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 07 February, 2011, 07:54:15 PM
I find out that he has here number but she doesn't feel coumftouble about giving me her number.
Topic of conversation for you for this coming Saturday:
"He didn't feel comfortable when I asked him to tell me your number, so instead let me give you mine."
Then the three of you watch a DVD together, play Gundam Transformers or make some beans on toast: whatever floats your boat and defuses the air of tension that's likely to arise from the topic of swapping phone numbers when clearly you both fancy her, she doesn't fancy him, and she's loving all the attention she's getting from two (or was it three) guys who are interested in her.
if she doesnt want you to have her number thats not a good sign,neither is the hang up over the facebook guy. thinking she sees you as friend along with your mate ,maybe she likes stringing you along?
fuck saturday. go to her house now. ask her out.NOW ...but try not to come all stalkerish.
Cool your jets- act like it doesn't matter and you really don't give two hoots.
Lose interest now.
Be cool.
Have a wank.
There's a good chance this advice has already been given but I'm buggered if I'm trawling through 25 pages to check.
You and your friend should fight over her while shes suspended from a rope.
It worked at the end of Double Dragon and I don't see why it shouldn't work here.
Or suggest a threesome.
SBT
If you do go down the 3-way route adopting the 'spitroast' technique will allow you to high-five your mate during, which should diffuse any rivalry.
She's a messer mate. Cease all involvment with her immediately or you'll be an emotional wreck before you know it.
Find a 'nice' girl. Who likes Gundam.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 08 February, 2011, 02:11:56 PM
If you do go down the 3-way route adopting the 'spitroast' technique will allow you to high-five your mate during, which should diffuse any rivalry.
Another good spitroast technique is to fake orgasm so that your mate will be tricked into going too - then, while he's waiting for the happysacks to refill you can get busy with the girl without looking into some bloke's sexface.
Quote from: Lee Bates on 08 February, 2011, 02:15:21 PMFind a 'nice' girl. Who likes Gundam.
Delusions should be shattered, not encouraged.
Quote from: Lee Bates on 08 February, 2011, 02:15:21 PM
She's a messer mate. Cease all involvment with her immediately or you'll be an emotional wreck before you know it.
Cyberleader - as a concerned party, I say DO WHAT THE GUY SAYS ABOVE. Seriously, fella. It sound like an almighty mess-fest already. If a girl really likes a fella, she quite honestly won't mess around with these sorts of silly, childish games, and she certainly won't try to make him compete with another fella. Or seven other fellas.
My last girlfriend thought she was going to do this kind of dance (which is worse in our case, because we were already ACTUALLY an item at the time.) and seemed quite shocked when I flatly told her: 'sling your hook'.
There's two types of women in this world. The genuine, decent lasses, and the drama / attention freaks. The first category is quite rare. The second category is to be avoided like the plague. Because they are Com.Plete.Ly Use.Less.
And this part of The Venerable Lee Bates' post is also very true:
Quote from: Lee Bates on 08 February, 2011, 02:15:21 PM
Find a 'nice' girl. Who likes Gundam.
Such things exist. Honestly!
I would stop chasing her. Think she is liking it a bit too much. My girlfriend and mother to my child of eleven years was chased by me for over a year which I had never done before ( being rather successful with the ladies) , but I knew she was special so maybe was too keen. As soon as I gave up and got a girlfriend her whole attitude changed. Within a month she could not handle that I had moved on and asked me out. The rest is history. Get a attractive friend to meet you at work an head off with her. See what the reaction is
Alternately, isn't this what she's doing to him? I mean, with the greatest respect to Cyberleader, he's fannied about for ages, so maybe she's sending him the signal that there are other males out there of interest to her if he's not going to make a move...
Quote from: The Satanist on 08 February, 2011, 12:38:07 PM
You and your friend should fight over her while shes suspended from a rope.
It worked at the end of Double Dragon and I don't see why it shouldn't work here.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so pissed off as Chris Pearce when he lost that fight.
She's probably embarassed that she "came on too strong" to someone who "clearly has no interest in her", and is now trying to appear as if she wasn't interested at all.
To be honest though, there is absolutely nothing to lose from asking her out. Just do it and settle the matter once and for all.
Put pin pricks in all of his johnnies.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 07 February, 2011, 07:54:15 PM
ok up day to my wired day today let's start the women I am interested in I find out today is still hung up on a guy from her past who she ran into on facebook but the guys not interested in her and is living with his girl friend. so she super depressed then as I was walking he to her home along with my friend I find out that he has here number but she doesn't feel coumftouble about giving me her number also earlier today she's telling me how my friend is a littlie annoying with his consts attempts to change her mind about only thinking of him as a friend arrrrrrrrrr what the hell is going on. O to add to this this Saturday bouth are coming over to spend the day at mine I'm not even sure how we seteled on this plan either.
Understand two things:
- There is no situation that you can't turn to your advantage (this side of the funeral for her close relative, this is Advanced Pulling best left to those with Game, like Ush). So in such circumstances you could run with "Let me take you to the movies to take your mind off him" in the circumstances it might be best not to go for "as a date" but it is certainly possible that if she has been dropping hints she could take this as you meeting her half way and she could ask if it was a date. Just for God's sake don't get your mate involved.
- Life is complicated and there is very rarely an ideal situation, there will always be an ex in the background, an over-protective father, her dog has just died, etc. that means you'll always be able to find an excuse to not ask her. However, see point 1 above - whatever point you come up with to put off asking her out is something you can probably work to your advantage.
As you can see prevaricating has only made things more complex and confusing, you still have a chance because you never know quite how she'll react in such circumstances. She is not going to moon after this ex for the rest of her life and the danger is she jumps on your friend to take her mind of the ex, not because she particularly likes him but because he is there and has expressed an interest. Even if she says she isn't in the right place to go out with you, then you've crossed a rubicon and the dialogue has moved forward. So if she ever stops pining after the ex you in a much better position to pick up where you left off (Sod's Law dictates this happens just about the time you've started going out with another girl). So even if it doesn't pay off now you will have put in important groundwork further down the line. So you have nothing to lose.
I wouldn't be surprised if JK is right and this is just back-peddling as she thinks she came on too strong. However, you aren't going to know until you ask.
Apparently Miles Davis really did not care for Wynton Marsalis at all.
Indeed. Miles was not the kind of fellow to allow another player to invade the stage when he was trying to blow his horn.
Quote from: HdE on 08 February, 2011, 04:16:36 PM
Quote from: Lee Bates on 08 February, 2011, 02:15:21 PM
Find a 'nice' girl. Who likes Gundam.
Such things exist. Honestly!
What girls who like giant robots may look like.
http://www.menagea3.net/d/20101207.html (http://www.menagea3.net/d/20101207.html) (probably NSFW)
Quote from: worldshown on 09 February, 2011, 07:43:45 AM
What girls who like giant robots may look like.
http://www.menagea3.net/d/20101207.html (http://www.menagea3.net/d/20101207.html) (probably NSFW)
If it wasn't for the spelling I'd swear CL2K wrote that strip...
May I concur with Emperor's sentiments and advice above. While it may be nice to hang about waiting for the fangirl of your dreams to show up, you'll be in a much better position to deal with her if you have some prior experience of actually asking girls out. Keep at it, but get a bloody move on.
QuoteI would stop chasing her. Think she is liking it a bit too much. My girlfriend and mother to my child of eleven years was chased by me for over a year which I had never done before ( being rather successful with the ladies) , but I knew she was special so maybe was too keen. As soon as I gave up and got a girlfriend her whole attitude changed. Within a month she could not handle that I had moved on and asked me out. The rest is history. Get a attractive friend to meet you at work an head off with her. See what the reaction is
Exactly the same situation with me and mine. Its called wanting what you can't have. The moment you stop chasing they start thinking what they're missing. But you've actually got to DO some chasing first GODAMMIT!
Well CL2k, you've broke the fourth wall and are Mrs Mikey's object of concern this week. She'd offer lady woo advice only after seein a photo. What she did say, however, was 'man up' and 'as if all those men know about women!'
There you have it!
Quote from: Mikey on 09 February, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
What she did say, however, was 'man up'
Are you recommending he go
gay?
Quote from: Mikey on 09 February, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
What she did say, however, was 'man up' and 'as if all those men know about women!'
There you have it!
Send her over. I'll adjust her thinking.
Quote from: HdE on 09 February, 2011, 10:04:21 PM
(http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/19/bitch_slap.jpg)
Tut Tut, Professor. I had no such thing on my mind as beating the poor woman with my fists.
I was going to use my eloquent powers of reasoning and discourse to encourage her to be more circumspect before making such judgements of the menfolk on this forum.
Then I was going to fetch my big wooden bat.
Easy does it fellas - that is my Mrs you're talking about you know! Even if I did break the 'what happens on the board, stays on the board' agreement...it's just too damn fascinating following the trials of a young man trying to make his way in the world. Let's be honest - how many people are secretly thankful they don't have to got through this any more? I know I am!
M.
So not been keeping up with events on this thread...has it been found out she's a cock tease?
Quote from: Mikey on 10 February, 2011, 11:35:05 AMLet's be honest - how many people are secretly thankful they don't have to got through this any more?
Crikey yes. If (when) the wife ever does leave me, I'll get myself gelded on the spot. Couldn't go through all that again, better to start learning Aramaic, knitting teacosies, and collecting for the Lifeboats instead. And there's always the undiscovered country of Gundams to look forward to.
Quote from: Mikey on 10 February, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Easy does it fellas - that is my Mrs you're talking about you know!
Heh! It's all good natured banter, Mikey. Don't sweat it.
I know Hde, I wasn't taking it to heart - I can tell yer pussy whipped from that comment anyway :lol: (or, as the uncouth country folk I grew up amongst would say, [spoiler]cunt struck.[/spoiler]Such a way with words!)
It's Thursday - isn't this the day CL2K usually goes a huntin'?
M.
Quote from: Emperor on 09 February, 2011, 12:43:48 AM
- There is no situation that you can't turn to your advantage (this side of the funeral for her close relative, this is Advanced Pulling best left to those with Game, like Ush).
Met my partner at a funeral... that was a weird day I can tell ya!
Quote from: Buddy (previusly Uncle Umpty) on 10 February, 2011, 01:45:09 PM
Met my partner at a funeral... that was a weird day I can tell ya!
Hope she wasn't the
corpse?
Quote from: Mikey on 10 February, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Let's be honest - how many people are secretly thankful they don't have to got through this any more? I know I am!
The thing about asking people out is it's all based on the ultimate assumption that sooner or later a girl's going to say 'Yeah, okay.' Without the odd 'yes' or two thrown in there, the so-called 'dating game' just becomes an endless grinding series of humiliating moments chipping gradually away at your self-confidence until you're not only lonely but entirely devoid of self-esteem and convinced you must be physically repulsive and inherently unloveable into the bargain.
I forget what point I'm trying to make. God I'm lonely.
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 10 February, 2011, 02:39:10 PM
Quote from: Mikey on 10 February, 2011, 11:35:05 AM
Let's be honest - how many people are secretly thankful they don't have to got through this any more? I know I am!
The thing about asking people out is it's all based on the ultimate assumption that sooner or later a girl's going to say 'Yeah, okay.' Without the odd 'yes' or two thrown in there, the so-called 'dating game' just becomes an endless grinding series of humiliating moments chipping gradually away at your self-confidence until you're not only lonely but entirely devoid of self-esteem and convinced you must be physically repulsive and inherently unloveable into the bargain.
I forget what point I'm trying to make. God I'm lonely.
Hugs for Jimbo.
Quote from: Mikey on 10 February, 2011, 01:37:42 PM
It's Thursday - isn't this the day CL2K usually goes a huntin'?
M.
first of lol :lol:
now on to my update now to explain I have to back track to last Monday before going off on our wired afternoon when I was chatting with my friend we decided he would come over Tuesday now he had been a bit of a twat for the last fue months and said he could beat me on any game I had and the women I like has already seen him play games so she thorn he would win (it would be important to note that wilts he does play games longer in the day than I do I can stay up till 6 in the morning playing online play and beat people that are playing in the afternoon where they are) well I decided he needed to be taken down a peg so on to Tuesday he comes round and after 60 vs. matches I beat him 60 to 0 now I here you cry why are you boring us with this irreverent shit well after we finished our torment he called her as she had asked the day before to know who wins after telling her I could hear her scream "what" on his phone and he was the other side of the room. now to today I go into the charity shop and once she finishing servicing a customer she says hello and comes round from behind the till gives me a hug and we start talking about how I beat my friend (its important to note that she thort he was a ace games player) :lol: what a fun time I am haveing
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 February, 2011, 05:28:34 PM
now to today I go into the charity shop and once she finishing servicing a customer...
God, I hope you mean 'serving' or this story has taken an even weirder turn than I expected. ;)
It's heartwarming that videogames are perhaps the way to her heart. Although if she plays you off each other and then goes for the guy who wins the game then I would turn her down. Teen Wolf taught me that.
Wouldn't it have been the perfect time to say "Yeah baby, that fool ain't got nothing on me when it comes to fingering a joypad, now let's blow this stinking joint & go grab us a shot of red eye?"
Quote from: Greg M. on 10 February, 2011, 05:34:20 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 February, 2011, 05:28:34 PM
now to today I go into the charity shop and once she finishing servicing a customer...
God, I hope you mean 'serving' or this story has taken an even weirder turn than I expected. ;)
Its a charity shop... I wonder if it is Sue Ryder...
Is it me or has everyone got all the scenario's played out in their heads. I can even picture the lay out of the charity shop and the street it stands in. Weird.
V
i just peed a little laughing at the idea of a charity shop/brothel where else could you go for a second hand beano annual,some freetrade chocolate and a blowjob? :o
so hugs eh? goddammit cl2k stopp farting about !
A second hand beano? How thick is your cock?
V
Damnit, vzzbux, you beat me to it. I was just about to do a line about a second-hand-job... :)
Quote from: vzzbux on 10 February, 2011, 07:31:20 PM
A second hand beano? How thick is your cock?
V
he struggles with long division but thats no reason to be mean ;)
Why don't you just quote the mighty John Barrowman's most famous line ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
Quote from: The Big Man on 10 February, 2011, 07:57:32 PM
Why don't you just quote the mighty John Barrowman's most famous line ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
because I want a date not a restraing order
also this thread has 6073 views is my life that interesting
then ask her out for fucks sake!
Mogzilla FTW!
C'mon Cybers! She's hugging already - she wants to spend some free time with you!
M.
she hugs my friend as well but she still tells me and him thats shes only interested in him as a friend thro admitidily today was the first time she huged me.
At this rate all human life will did out on this planet
Aw! I think it's quite sweet!
You should ask her out now.
pm roger her details and he'll do it for you...and post pictures afterwards
or you could save your self a huge pile of guilt and a possible aiding and abbetting charge and do it your self ....oh and were gonna need pictures of her she had better be smokin after all this kerfuffle.
Quote from: mogzilla on 10 February, 2011, 09:05:37 PM
pm roger her details and he'll do it for you...and post pictures afterwards
or you could save your self a huge pile of guilt and a possible aiding and abbetting charge and do it your self ....oh and were gonna need pictures of her she had better be smokin after all this kerfuffle.
lol ok I will get a picher if you lot promises to stop boy coting my request on anouther thread.
No, don't get a picture, just ask her out!!!!!
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 February, 2011, 08:42:38 PM
today was the first time she huged me.
I love being
huged by women.
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 10 February, 2011, 02:39:10 PM
The thing about asking people out is it's all based on the ultimate assumption that sooner or later a girl's going to say 'Yeah, okay.' Without the odd 'yes' or two thrown in there, the so-called 'dating game' just becomes an endless grinding series of humiliating moments chipping gradually away at your self-confidence until you're not only lonely but entirely devoid of self-esteem and convinced you must be physically repulsive and inherently unloveable into the bargain.
I forget what point I'm trying to make. God I'm lonely.
Aw! Luckily I avoided all that! (Well, I might have jumped straight to the lack of self-confidence bit at the end, without the rest. Which is pretty pathetic of me.)
And, I still single at 35. So um... a lesson in there. ;)
Cyberleader. Get stuck in lad. Don't become me. Not that I plan on staying this way forever.
Quote from: Mardroid on 11 February, 2011, 02:50:02 AM
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 10 February, 2011, 02:39:10 PM
The thing about asking people out is it's all based on the ultimate assumption that sooner or later a girl's going to say 'Yeah, okay.' Without the odd 'yes' or two thrown in there, the so-called 'dating game' just becomes an endless grinding series of humiliating moments chipping gradually away at your self-confidence until you're not only lonely but entirely devoid of self-esteem and convinced you must be physically repulsive and inherently unloveable into the bargain.
I forget what point I'm trying to make. God I'm lonely.
Aw! Luckily I avoided all that! (Well, I might have jumped straight to the lack of self-confidence bit at the end, without the rest. Which is pretty pathetic of me.)
Your lucky, I've been knocked back by at least two girls without having to ask them out first. I can only assume that even the prospect that I was about to ask them out was so horrific that they had to cut me off at the pass (a euphemism fortunately not involving cutting :o ).
I know what you mean, Emperor. To quote Woody Allen: "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty".
Now it's got to hugging you can even use that as a reason for spending time together. As in "I would like to spend time with you at my house playing XBox and giving each other hugs all afternoon." Hugging leads to kissing.
Ah! But it's what comes after the hug that's important! Will it be a "Hello" or a "Goodbye"? Whatever it is, I wish it would hurry up!!
Quote from: House of Usher on 11 February, 2011, 11:59:54 AM
Hugging leads to kissing.
I once thought as you do. When I were a lad there was a very fine girl of my acquaintance who used to indulge in regular prolonged and highly pleasant hugging, which when coupled with a lively and frank friendship over a year or so I took to indicate at least the possibility of mutual attraction (sound familiar?). Alas, when emboldened by drink and dance I attempted to move on from hugging to kissing I received a most strenuous rebuttal. Through my long-standing non-threatening intimacy I had apparently placed myself in the dreaded friend zone (where happily I remain to this day, so it wasn't all bad). Subsequent hugging-based relationships were a
lot easier to interpret, and I never wasted any time on pursuing them, although I'd be lying if I said I don't still enjoy them.
The lesson here, if there is a lesson, is that I learned my lesson:
get on with it. The longer you
act like a teddy bear, the more she'll think of you that way. Note: unless she's a closet Furry, in whihc case
run.
At this rate we will get to 'copping a feel' by around Christmas...
Quote from: Beeks on 11 February, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
At this rate we will get to 'copping a feel' by around Christmas...
So it starts, so it will continue
Or is that just me :-\
M.
Quote from: TordelBack on 11 February, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
The lesson here, if there is a lesson, is that I learned my lesson: get on with it. The longer you act like a teddy bear, the more she'll think of you that way. Note: unless she's a closet Furry, in whihc case run.
It's all part of the Ladder Law
http://www.laddertheory.com/
Don't be on the wrong ladder
Good one, James. While reading I came up with all sorts of "but what about...", but found there was a cogent answer for each. I particularly empathised with this:
Quotecuddle bitch(n) - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
Oh where was my internet access in the '80's.
Quote from: James Stacey on 11 February, 2011, 01:20:35 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 11 February, 2011, 12:46:31 PM
The lesson here, if there is a lesson, is that I learned my lesson: get on with it. The longer you act like a teddy bear, the more she'll think of you that way. Note: unless she's a closet Furry, in whihc case run.
It's all part of the Ladder Law
http://www.laddertheory.com/
Don't be on the wrong ladder
According to this I'm not completely hopeless as I did have a Friend with Benefits but that was a very long time ago.
its valentines day on monday you need to be quick or "mate "is gonna beat you to it,dont take her not interested in him to be gospel she might be playing.
Quote from: mogzilla on 11 February, 2011, 09:05:06 PM
its valentines day on monday
Wow, I'd almost forgotten this was playing out in real time.
time has stood still, he started this thread on jan 14th thats nearly 4 weeks of potential nookie down the pan ...cybes, your never gonna ask her . ::)
you would never know we were comic fans from his thread ::)
Quote from: Proudhuff on 12 February, 2011, 10:31:48 AM
you would never know we were comic fans from his thread ::)
Yes you would, ineptitude when it comes to women 8-?
hey comic fans can be happily married for nearly 12 years and raise a sprog were not all sad lonely saddos who live with our mums ;)
Quote from: mogzilla on 12 February, 2011, 04:22:08 PM
were not all sad lonely saddos who live with our mums ;)
Ya, some of us live on our own.
what,not even a cat?
Quote from: Gavin_Leahy on 12 February, 2011, 09:01:58 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 12 February, 2011, 04:22:08 PM
were not all sad lonely saddos who live with our mums ;)
Ya, some of us live on our own.
And some of us look good in designer T shirts and shoes. [Sagely nods]
Ok bad news guys I'm all most certain that I've fallen into the friend zone. :'(
You can always shag a friend ;)
Have you tried asking her out?
[quote
Ok bad news guys I'm all most certain that I've fallen into the friend zone. :'(
[/quote]
Is it any bloody wonder? After all this time she's probably looking at mail order hubbies!
Ah well plenty more fish in the sea an all that old pish :D
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 13 February, 2011, 12:56:32 AM
Have you tried asking her out?
A case of the lesser spotted, literal laugh out loud.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2011, 12:37:30 AM
Ok bad news guys I'm all most certain that I've fallen into the friend zone. :'(
If you are
almost certain then there is a small chance that you may be in. Push it a little further.
V
Friends zone!!!! Bloody friends zone!!! Is that it?? After 30-odd pages of free advice from our large panel of experts in the seduction of women, (their fingers worn to the bone with typing) and you come on here to announce you're just going to be "friends"!!!! The shame of it, man, the shame of it!!! Get off this thread and don't come back until you've at least found out if her hair colour's natural!!!
Quote from: Old Tankie on 13 February, 2011, 09:06:50 AM
Friends zone!!!! Bloody friends zone!!! Is that it?? After 30-odd pages of free advice from our large panel of experts in the seduction of women, (their fingers worn to the bone with typing) and you come on here to announce you're just going to be "friends"!!!! The shame of it, man, the shame of it!!! Get off this thread and don't come back until you've at least found out if her hair colour's natural!!!
both lots ;)
Quote from: mogzilla on 13 February, 2011, 09:33:06 AM
Quote from: Old Tankie on 13 February, 2011, 09:06:50 AM
Friends zone!!!! Bloody friends zone!!! Is that it?? After 30-odd pages of free advice from our large panel of experts in the seduction of women, (their fingers worn to the bone with typing) and you come on here to announce you're just going to be "friends"!!!! The shame of it, man, the shame of it!!! Get off this thread and don't come back until you've at least found out if her hair colour's natural!!!
both lots ;)
Words fail me......................can i recommend a fleshlight instead?
(Puts down half eaten tub of pop-corn and starts to leaf through Mrs K's chick lit shelves.)
Quote from: vzzbux on 13 February, 2011, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2011, 12:37:30 AM
Ok bad news guys I'm all most certain that I've fallen into the friend zone. :'(
If you are almost certain then there is a small chance that you may be in. Push it a little further.
V
Trust me I can tell when I've fallen into it because I've fallen into so many times I can no longer count. Still I've learnt a lot here and will put it into practises with the next women I meat.
Plus she to hung up on this outher guy from her past.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2011, 04:35:46 PM
...the next women I meat.
There's optimism! Give 'em a good meating from me too.
Sorry it didn't work out for you CL2K, but familiarity breeds, if not contempt, certainly
disinterest - you have get your worm in early to catch the bird.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2011, 04:35:46 PM
...the next women I meat.
Fnyib!
Use valentines day to get her something - it'll at least let her know you
would've liked to have asked her out and puts the idea in her head. If she's hung up on someone else you're now both unrequited...
But hey, I hope at least you've learned something, because it's never easy.
M.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2011, 04:35:46 PM
Quote from: vzzbux on 13 February, 2011, 07:34:30 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 February, 2011, 12:37:30 AM
Ok bad news guys I'm all most certain that I've fallen into the friend zone. :'(
If you are almost certain then there is a small chance that you may be in. Push it a little further.
V
That's the spirit treat it as a learning experience & next time ask the lass out, failures better to look back on than maybes
Trust me I can tell when I've fallen into it because I've fallen into so many times I can no longer count. Still I've learnt a lot here and will put it into practises with the next women I meat.
Plus she to hung up on this outher guy from her past.
*Hits head off wall* Oh for feck's sake ! I want the last 4 weeks of my life back !
Yesterday would have been a great opportunity, I'm thinking anonymous Valentine's card or roses.
Just over a week ago, I met a girl who I haven't seen for years and we're now an item, all within one week of getting back in touch. ;)
I have a feeling that she was expecting you to do something for her yesterday, women are mushy for the like.
A missed opportunity I do believe, now I think you may have gone beyond and cannot turn back. Just think she was probably waiting for you to woo her all day yesterday.
V
Let that be a lesson "he who hesitates, masturbates". Time to pull the cord
Anyone think
Of this thread watching Charlie Brooker tonight ?
No, but I'm certainly thinking of Charlie Brooker reading this thread!
Quote from: Kehaar on 15 February, 2011, 10:17:43 PM
Anyone think
Of this thread watching Charlie Brooker tonight ?
I certainly anticipated the bit where Charlie Brooker mentioned the 'friend zone.'
I was watching the Cleveland Show/Bob's Burgers dealy on E4.
Sodding missed 'em last night, what's Bob's Burger's about?
Quote from: klute on 13 February, 2011, 09:36:08 AM
Words fail me......................can i recommend a fleshlight instead?
& be wary of wasps & crawling insects.
Quote from: Mrpepperami on 15 February, 2011, 08:59:29 PM
Let that be a lesson "he who hesitates, masturbates". Time to pull the cord
ROFLMFAO. Almost pefect post. Brief, insightful, colourful and funny. Bravo.
This thread has gone distressingly quiet, after having been my sole reason for living fir months. Where are you cyberleader? Has Piglet managed to gain entrance to Pooh Corner? Or is it definately 'friends'?
SBT
Pretty sure he's shit out.
I am pretty sure the shitty pants were spotted and the friend tag has ensued.
V
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 22 February, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
Has Piglet managed to gain entrance to Pooh Corner?
He could at least wait until the second date SBT ;)
Quote from: Noisybast on 22 February, 2011, 03:41:43 PM
Pretty sure he's been shit out.
fixed that for you ;)
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 22 February, 2011, 09:04:09 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 22 February, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
Has Piglet managed to gain entrance to Pooh Corner?
He could at least wait until the second date SBT ;)
he didnt get to the first date so hes gotta take what he can when he can :P
ok you know what I had a very luckey miss ive been spending time with her and my firend alot this past weak and heres what ive lernet shes thicker than 2 planks of wood (that dosent sound to bad) but she parnoide she has litile knolage of anthing and 90% of the words I uses she dosent get (I have to uses very simpile words) o and heres the best bit shes selling her phone as she dosnet want people knowing her number shes move to be with this guy shes obsesed over who hasent evan aknolaged her exdistins o and she wount tell any one where she is moveing to because she dosent want people who dont like her to flolower her down to where she is moveing. me thinks I have doged a bullet by not asking her out.
Quoteand 90% of the words I uses she dosent get
In the interests of fairness, I should probably point out... nah, I'll leave it.
Damn, Tips beat me to it, so I'll just say something else nastily pedantic, and point out that your period is late. About four sentences late.
That does sound like a bit of an escape, CL2K. Glad to see it may have worked out for the best.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000
me thinks I have doged a bullet by not asking her out.
You wouldn't have thought that when you were bollocks-deep.
Classic! :lol:
The first thing that should come out of your mouth when your intended target hooks up with some Neanderthal is 'She was mental anyway'. So you're probably doing the right thing CL2K.
who needs Eastenders when we have this thread? near miss by the sound of it CL, and a few lessons learnt.
(Tips...spot on)
I dunno... Good looking (im assuming) and stupid? Sounds like a keeper to me! :-D
SBT
Cyberleader, I'm honestly relieved for you.
No loss, fella. Plenty more fish in the sea. And some of them are even sane!
Quote from: HdE on 02 March, 2011, 05:53:38 PM
Cyberleader, I'm honestly relieved for you.
No loss, fella. Plenty more fish in the sea. And some of them are even sane!
But surely you have to go out with a few mentalists, so that you appreciate The One when you find them?
One of the girls I fancied at school ended up going out with one of my "friends" (not after sharking in like that he wasn't) and she turned out to be bananas, but I'd have rather find out for myself.
Of course, now you aren't interested you realise you'll end up together now and you can't come back and edit those posts above - it'll be great fodder for the Best Man's speech ;) It was probably a good idea of yours to write everything in code. :o
Quote from: Emperor on 03 March, 2011, 04:14:27 AM
But surely you have to go out with a few mentalists, so that you appreciate The One when you find them?
Speaking strictly for myself:
No.
the plot thickens now I know this is going to sound fucking absured but I swere to god no I swere on my transformer coulechion this is true today when there was not just a power cut it was a full black out so it was pich black took a fue minit to get lamps and torchses any way the girl ive been talking about and the friend were round any way during the black out she starts cudeling up to me now I must say this has never happened to me befor so im geting nevours as hell now my interest in her as a potenichil girl friend is pratickily zero due to the paroiner and dumness but she is still a 9 out of 10 on the hotness scale and heres where it starts sounding like a corney movei she askes me if I would like to get it on with her seeing as the lights are out well then I decied to act on instint and I was about to go for it I said yes and my friend wakles in any was shes put off by this but she still snugeling up with me and way I managed to cop a feal for a good 5 minits and she askes and get this its the best bit we had a plan to go shopeing tomoro well she askes if I would like to come over to hers for some fun arfter we finish shoping tomoro then askes the qustion every man wants to here do I want to be her fuck budey now im sorie if its sounds bad of me but I said yes me thinks this trouble over they guy she likes who wouint replay to her messages has made her vanuberail. note to self buy the guy who scrued up at the power plant something nice. :lol:
I screwed a girl up her power plant once......
(http://gadgetcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/fireworks2.jpg)
BINGO
(http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/c9d/f67/c9df672e-0908-4e11-81a7-00f2ed4eefb6)
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/finger_hole.jpg)
V
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh dear me this is a weird board tis it not?
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 08 March, 2011, 10:48:06 PMwell she askes if I would like to come over to hers for some fun arfter we finish shoping tomoro then askes the qustion every man wants to here do I want to be her fuck budey
Now it's time for you to introduce her to the
group.
theres only one litile problem she lies shes a fucking nuter and shes thick as a post and im a bit convinsted she wants to get knocked up by a guy to trap them into a relachip with her
A bit of spell-checking, some added punctuation and "...well, one thing led to another, and a few Bacardi Breezers later I was taking her up the wrong 'un" sexing-up, and that could be the making of a really good old-school jazz mag reader's letter.
"a really good old-school jazz mag reader's letter."
Haven't come across one of them for years.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 09 March, 2011, 12:31:41 AMtheres only one litile problem she lies shes a fucking nuter and shes thick as a post and im a bit convinsted she wants to get knocked up by a guy to trap them into a relachip with her
When is
Scrabble night at your house?
Quote from: GordonR on 09 March, 2011, 12:33:07 AM
A bit of spell-checking, some added punctuation and "...well, one thing led to another, and a few Bacardi Breezers later I was taking her up the wrong 'un" sexing-up, and that could be the making of a really good old-school jazz mag reader's letter.
You're dead right Gordon. It's like Chaucer freelancing for Paul Raymond*, init?
Seven words of advice Cyberleader:
Always use condoms are the first three.
The remaining four are:
Remember to hide the fleshlight.
*By the way Cyberleader -- you aren't [spoiler]Neil Gaiman[/spoiler], are you?
First of all: :o
Second of all: So, 'she coorts wi' the leg up?'
Third:
Quote from: Mangamax on 09 March, 2011, 12:47:37 AM
Haven't come across one of them for years.
I feel duty bound to suggest it's the
pictures you want Manga, not the prose.
M.
QuoteThe remaining four are: Remember to hide the fleshlight.
The editor in me cannot help but point out that this is five words.
She may be setting poor old cyberleader up for a fall. Using him to wind-up the ex and giving the ex someone to take his anger out on. Still, a shag's a shag. Fortunately,in my experience,the crazy wenches are often the best lays. It's just the crap that follows that can be a nuisance. Go for it cyberleader, shag and be damned I say ! Shoot and scoot. Splash and dash. Come and go. Be respectful though, don't shag and brag. Unless it's to us of course, with details.
What with prolongued sexual frustration, a series of near-misses that brought about often hilarious results, and now offers of liaisons during powercuts, I'm beginning to think that cyberleader is actually Robin Asquith, posting across time from the nineteen seventies. Do you happen to work a "three day week" in the shop? Mooonlight as a windowcleaner or plumber's mate on the side?
Always use a johnny even if she says she's on the pill and wash your hands after cheeky bum fingers, is my leaned advice.
SBT
I hope we all get invited to the wedding, after this collective Cyrano de Cybertron effort.
And: Condoms, CyberLeader, always condoms. Otherwise it's a choice between (a). your dick dropping off or (b). watching your kid break your Gundams - and trust me, in the latter secnario you don't get to buy many more of those.
If his next post is:
"Hur frend cayme along as wel she is short and dark hared and busty but hur mate is tall and long leged and blond and they bofe aksed me to joyn in"
then we'll know whether we should be posting the letter off to Hustle or not.
This is my most favourite fred ever.
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 09 March, 2011, 01:11:12 PM
If his next post is:
"Hur frend cayme along as wel she is short and dark hared and busty but hur mate is tall and long leged and blond and they bofe aksed me to joyn in"
then we'll know whether we should be posting the letter off to Hustle or not.
Genius!!!!
May i humbly suggest that the next 2000AD forum meeting, to be held sharpish, is at cyberleader's place. With the lights out.
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 09 March, 2011, 02:53:45 PM
May i humbly suggest that the next 2000AD forum meeting, to be held sharpish, is at cyberleader's place. With the lights out.
SBT
Who's bringing the easy....i mean nutty ladies that just want to be "Fuck Buddys" and does my wife have to know? lol
I'll bring the Scrabble! Although we might be better sticking to Pictionary...
Playing catch up here.
First off.
Quote from: skurvy on 09 March, 2011, 01:52:28 PM
This is my most favourite fred ever.
This is my favourite Fred ever:
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i128/mubhceeb/fred-flintstone.jpg)
Secondly
Quote from: Mangamax on 09 March, 2011, 12:47:37 AM
"a really good old-school jazz mag reader's letter."
Haven't come across one of them for years.
Bdum, dum, tiss!
I'm really getting an insight into Cyberleader's mind-fascinating stuff!
If only the internet had been around when I started dating, it would of saved me a lot of trouble! :D
And a few quid! :o
It almost makes up for the lack of long rambling posts by the Mayor about Slaine or Second Life (and I mean that with genuine affection)
Is this still going?
Yes, but its nearing its climax!
Quote from: House of Usher on 09 March, 2011, 05:41:18 PM
Is this still going?
Seem's she got sick of waiting to be asked
You young people and your loose morals disgust me.
In any case, I must echo the calls of my fellow boarders in urging you to use a condom.
Also, buy it yourself. It's just good etiquette, plus it reduces the risk of your - ugh - "fuck buddy" stabbing it a hundred times with a needle in order to become pregnant.
It's now 'tomorrow' isnt it? They cant still be shopping, surely? Am i the only one hanging around this thread like sid james in a knicker shop, waiting for an update?
SBT
Shoulda had a web-cam set-up, I mean do we not deserve it for all that we've done?
jovus you stay offline a few days and this happens ! as a responsible healthcare worker please wear the rubbers or i'll post some pictures of what could happen to your old man.
Quote from: Tiplodocus on 09 March, 2011, 01:11:12 PM
If his next post is:
"Hur frend cayme along as wel she is short and dark hared and busty but hur mate is tall and long leged and blond and they bofe aksed me to joyn in"
then we'll know whether we should be posting the letter off to Hustle or not.
first off mya I say lol I wish and second good impernachion of my typeing skills
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 09 March, 2011, 06:35:05 PM
You young people and your loose morals disgust me.
In any case, I must echo the calls of my fellow boarders in urging you to use a condom.
Also, buy it yourself. It's just good etiquette, plus it reduces the risk of your - ugh - "fuck buddy" stabbing it a hundred times with a needle in order to become pregnant.
good newes I do have a fresh pack bort for me by a friend one birthday his joke was I got you a present you will never be able to uses ha prove hime wrong I shall
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 09 March, 2011, 07:16:07 PM
It's now 'tomorrow' isnt it? They cant still be shopping, surely? Am i the only one hanging around this thread like sid james in a knicker shop, waiting for an update?
SBT
unfornatily the friend came along so no fun but she less some of her stuf over at mine so tomoro I will go round and return it befor she off on her weakend trip me thinks I have a opening.
Quoteme thinks I have a opening.
Legs.
V
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 09 March, 2011, 08:04:15 PM
me thinks I have a opening.
You have three. I sincerely hope you get to discover them all.
SBT
You know I bet cyberleader ids probably a bored 8 year old winding us all up
I would never trust condoms bought by a freind as a joke present. :o
Quote from: Dandontdare on 09 March, 2011, 10:22:39 PM
I would never trust condoms bought by a freind as a joke present. :o
No, but you'd still use them if you had too.
Hate using johnnies. Try the withdraw method.
V
A swordsman does not fight with his weapon in a scabbard.
To Quote Sid the Sexist.
I divvet wear me mac in the bath or me wellies on the beach.
Classic chat up lines for all you single lads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mi2yh1ABvQ
V
Ah this brings a tear to my eye (top right, thanks for asking) but possibly not for the right reasons ;)
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 08 March, 2011, 10:48:06 PMme thinks this trouble over they guy she likes who wouint replay to her messages has made her vanuberail.
It is almost Shakespearean.
Now if only I can work out what train line he is referring to...
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 09 March, 2011, 08:04:15 PMunfornatily the friend came along so no fun
Seriously, you need to have a conversation about cock blocking as this is silly.
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 03:53:08 AM
Now if only I can work out what train line he is referring to...
Maybe Vanuberail is the Virgin service to Bootle?
Can't believe this is still going on. Hilarious though, its been a while since I've had one of these threads that makes me chuckle insanely at my desk, desperately trying to hide the fact from the folk around me! It makes me feel very vanuberail you know!
Emperor, you are right! If you approach some of cybe's posts as if they were Shakespearen plays....Good God!! Cyberleader you are Willie Shakespeare reincarnated!!!
Quote from: Van Dom on 10 March, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
Cyberleader you are Willie Shakespeare reincarnated!!!
I don't believe his shaken
anything yet.
But I'll add that for all the rough banter around on the thread, CBL2K has taken it like a true gent when others would take a huff at us not taking it all serioulsy. God for you, sir!
Or he's making it up. It's still fun though. Hang on...you're not a cop trying to find middle aged men with an unhealthy interest in the sex of young people are ye?!
M.
Quote from: Mikey on 10 March, 2011, 01:31:28 PM
CBL2K has taken it like a gent
:o In that case, think I've totally misunderstood this thread.
Nah, Mikey's right - CL2K has skin like a rhino, and he's to be congratulated on his even temper, and the fun it has afforded us.
EDIT: My ten thousandth time-wasting post, and a fine thread for it to appear in.
All I have to say is: I HATE you Cyberleader2000!!!
When you say "Strangers" did this involve you creeping around a
Phone box with your long limpit hangin out? if not...DO BETTER MY BOY!
Quote from: James Stacey on 09 March, 2011, 03:23:50 PM
It almost makes up for the lack of long rambling posts by the Mayor about Slaine or Second Life (and I mean that with genuine affection)
seconded
Quote from: vzzbux on 08 March, 2011, 11:30:12 PM
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Sorry not been reading this topic and dont understand what going on?? hehe...
and this visual image, It is the Signing represent "Arsehole" lol. We Deafies use it many times!
up the bum; no harm done
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 March, 2011, 07:55:08 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 03:53:08 AM
Now if only I can work out what train line he is referring to...
Maybe Vanuberail is the Virgin service to Bootle?
I hope so, as that would imply it runs, like a secret, dirty, railroad, almost right passed my front door. It is something I've suspected for a long time but never been able to confirm.
Quote from: Van Dom on 10 March, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
Can't believe this is still going on. Hilarious though, its been a while since I've had one of these threads that makes me chuckle insanely at my desk, desperately trying to hide the fact from the folk around me! It makes me feel very vanuberail you know!
As long as it doesn't leave you veneerail, so rubber up CL2K!!
Quote from: Van Dom on 10 March, 2011, 10:55:20 AMEmperor, you are right! If you approach some of cybe's posts as if they were Shakespearen plays....Good God!! Cyberleader you are Willie Shakespeare reincarnated!!!
Just ignore the spelling and declaim out loud (possibly in your head but definitely with legs akimbo), so you can truly appreciate the majesty and poetry of his words.
If this turns out to be an interactive fiction project, using complex transcription algorithms orchestrated, someone here (I'm looking with suspicion at Gordon Rennie, for example), then I will be most disappointed and impressed.
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 10 March, 2011, 02:36:44 PMAll I have to say is: I HATE you Cyberleader2000!!!
He should be your hero. Throw away your spellchecked and join the cult of CL2K and soon you too could have a young lady rubbing herself up against you offering you all sorts of naughty treats.
If he can seal the deal then you shall worship him like a God.
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 10 March, 2011, 07:55:08 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 03:53:08 AM
Now if only I can work out what train line he is referring to...
Maybe Vanuberail is the Virgin service to Bootle?
I hope so, as that would imply it runs, like a secret, dirty, railroad, almost right passed my front door. It is something I've suspected for a long time but never been able to confirm.
Quote from: Van Dom on 10 March, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
Can't believe this is still going on. Hilarious though, its been a while since I've had one of these threads that makes me chuckle insanely at my desk, desperately trying to hide the fact from the folk around me! It makes me feel very vanuberail you know!
As long as it doesn't leave you veneerail, so rubber up CL2K!!
Quote from: Van Dom on 10 March, 2011, 10:55:20 AMEmperor, you are right! If you approach some of cybe's posts as if they were Shakespearen plays....Good God!! Cyberleader you are Willie Shakespeare reincarnated!!!
Just ignore the spelling and declaim out loud (possibly in your head but definitely with legs akimbo), so you can truly appreciate the majesty and poetry of his words.
If this turns out to be an interactive fiction project, using complex transcription algorithms orchestrated, someone here (I'm looking with suspicion at Gordon Rennie, for example), then I will be most disappointed and impressed.
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 10 March, 2011, 02:36:44 PMAll I have to say is: I HATE you Cyberleader2000!!!
He should be your hero. Throw away your spellchecked and join the cult of CL2K and soon you too could have a young lady rubbing herself up against you offering you all sorts of naughty treats.
If he can seal the deal then you shall worship him like a God.
As trent reznor was once quoted as saying "the god of fuck"
Quote from: Mikey on 10 March, 2011, 01:31:28 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 10 March, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
Cyberleader you are Willie Shakespeare reincarnated!!!
I don't believe his shaken anything yet.
But I'll add that for all the rough banter around on the thread, CBL2K has taken it like a true gent when others would take a huff at us not taking it all serioulsy. God for you, sir!
Or he's making it up. It's still fun though. Hang on...you're not a cop trying to find middle aged men with an unhealthy interest in the sex of young people are ye?!
M.
thanxs for all the great comments and about the jokes dont worrie about ofending me I get a laught at reading them as well
now for the update she was not. curse you god stop cock blocking me *shakes fist in anger* well wist I replan my game plan I have a small problem she sdays she afaride of now how did she put it "going down on men" she wants to do everthing elses any tips to get her round this ;)
Just get on with the everything elses first and worry about that later!
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 10 March, 2011, 06:47:09 PMI have a small problem she sdays she afaride of now how did she put it "going down on men" she wants to do everthing elses any tips to get her round this ;)
If we are on the same page (and sometimes I wonder if we are on the same book) I don't see this as being a problem.* A gentleman would always offer to wear the beard** without any expectation of reciprocation,*** he would not say "nice one love, so we can skip the foreplay." At this stage in proceedings you should be grateful to seal the deal, so don't worry about any bells and whistles.****
* Just to make sure I am correct in thinking I know what you are talking about, allow me to be blunt and use the correct medical terms: she is prepared to make the beast with two backs with you but she is drawing the line at getting her laughing gear around the old trouser snake?
** Does this euphemism even work today now everyone's lawn is bare?
*** My one tip is to take your pipe out of your mouth before commencing, even if there is no foliage to ignite. You not only ruin your evening a long way short of a happy ending but you can spoil some fine tobacco (either way a good shag is spoiled).
**** Unless they are actual bells and whistles, even then don't get distracted.
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 09:00:25 PM
*** My one tip is to take your pipe out of your mouth before commencing, even if there is no foliage to ignite. You not only ruin your evening a long way short of a happy ending but you can spoil some fine tobacco (either way a good shag is spoiled).
My health insurance better cover internal injuries from apoplectic laughter, or I'm sending you a bill.
It's the "on men" bit that has me interested. Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.
SBT
on men ,plural! :o
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 10 March, 2011, 09:39:29 PM
Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.
...thereby stopping him getting any action. Nice one, 'friend.' :lol:
Quote from: House of Usher on 10 March, 2011, 09:51:42 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 10 March, 2011, 09:39:29 PM
Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.
...thereby stopping him getting any action. Nice one, 'friend.' :lol:
I simply meant to hide in his cupboard.
Amusingly along the same lines, I once stayed in a hotel in Manchester that had an alcove in one wall, containing a small sofa- and a curtain that you could pull across it, disgusing the fact that the sofa was there. We deduced it was a "wanking nook". I like to think Cyberleader would be kind enough to get his room remodelled with this in mind.
SBT
It's all gone very R-Kelly in here.
The other thing I'd like to say, is that throughout this thread I realise I've actually been imagining Cyberleader as, well, as a Cyberleader. Of the David Banks variety. Further, I imagined that at the point when the lights went out and she whispered the immortal line, he turned to an imaginary audience, silently clenched his metal fist and uttered "E-e-e-excellent!".
SBT
If only that picture still existed from back in the day when the guy got his girlfriend to model the cyberman helmet he was selling on eBay.
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 10 March, 2011, 10:05:15 PM
The other thing I'd like to say, is that throughout this thread I realise I've actually been imagining Cyberleader as, well, as a Cyberleader. Of the David Banks variety. Further, I imagined that at the point when the lights went out and she whispered the immortal line, he turned to an imaginary audience, silently clenched his metal fist and uttered "E-e-e-excellent!".
SBT
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: O god if I keep reading this gold Im going to die from lafter befor I get to nail her to her matris (I think this the right turm) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, I see. 'Mattress,' not 'matrix.' Thank goodness! There was me for a minute thinking you were planning on nailing her to her matrix! I've seen enough Star Trek; I know what goes on.
I feel i should, belatedly, point out for any would-be pedants watching, that my 'wanking nook' is only not a 'wanking cranny'- arguably a more pleasing name- for one reason.
You try telling that story over the years and people not hearing "my girlfriend and i got into bed in our hotel room only to notice there was a wanking granny in the corner."
SBT
From earlier in this thread re rubber Johnnies:
"good newes I do have a fresh pack bort for me by a friend one birthday his joke was I got you a present you will never be able to uses ha prove hime wrong I shall"
(a) How long ago was "one birthday" and (b) did anyone else notice the spirit of Yoda sneaking into this steamy mix?
Quote from: Dode C on 10 March, 2011, 11:09:54 PM
From earlier in this thread re rubber Johnnies:
"good newes I do have a fresh pack bort for me by a friend one birthday his joke was I got you a present you will never be able to uses ha prove hime wrong I shall"
(a) How long ago was "one birthday" and (b) did anyone else notice the spirit of Yoda sneaking into this steamy mix?
thanx you I thort no one had notised that I said it yoda style I atachily notised it arfter typeing it and left it alone as it was funney to me now about the pack it was bort about just under 2 years ago
They should be good until 2013 then. Check the date. If it says anything up to 2011, bin them and start again. Anything 2012 or later, you're probably good to go. But you knew that.
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 10 March, 2011, 09:39:29 PM
It's the "on men" bit that has me interested. Oh dear, I wish Cyberleader was my friend, so I could go round his house.
SBT
o yea I shoud menchion she said she was bie (is that how its spelet) any way she may be pulling my leg on that one but who cares if it leads to a good lay
can't be bad if she bats for both teams.
V
How old are you CyberLeader2K?
I will be 22 next may
Where you from? What do you suffer from? Any allergies? What are you like around the opposite sex?
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 11 March, 2011, 12:36:52 AMWhere you from? What do you suffer from? Any allergies? What are you like around the opposite sex?
Do you suffer claustrophobia? Do you have any tattoos or recognisable blemishes, like moles or scars? Would you get into the back of a van with blacked-out windows if you'd only met the driver on an Internet forum? Do you know what chloroform smells like? Can I wear your skin as a sex apron?
Quote from: Emperor on 11 March, 2011, 12:45:24 AM
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 11 March, 2011, 12:36:52 AMWhere you from? What do you suffer from? Any allergies? What are you like around the opposite sex?
Do you suffer claustrophobia? Do you have any tattoos or recognisable blemishes, like moles or scars? Would you get into the back of a van with blacked-out windows if you'd only met the driver on an Internet forum? Do you know what chloroform smells like? Can I wear your skin as a sex apron?
Ha, sex apron! That's a song title right there.
My girlfriend has actually been following this thread and is demanding that a picture of the lass is posted so we can hold a poll to decide if it's worth the hassle or not. That's feminism for you.
She's also convinced that most of us aren't real people.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 11 March, 2011, 09:52:31 AM
She's also convinced that most of us aren't real people.
I'm not. I'm a cartoon person.
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 11 March, 2011, 12:36:52 AM
Where you from? What do you suffer from? Any allergies? What are you like around the opposite sex?
I think the answer to that last on should be glaringly obvious at this point.
I have to stop reading this fucking thread in work, I spit tea all over my keyboard a few posts ago. (Its your fault Emperor).
Quote from: GordonR on 11 March, 2011, 10:12:15 AM
Quote from: Batman's Superior Cousin on 11 March, 2011, 12:36:52 AM
Where you from? What do you suffer from? Any allergies? What are you like around the opposite sex?
I think the answer to that last on should be glaringly obvious at this point.
Shilly-shallying was the consensus.
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 09:00:25 PM
(either way a good shag is spoiled).
Now that's a line we have to try and work into a future Sun and Moon outing!
Quote from: Dark Jimbo on 11 March, 2011, 10:35:13 AM
Quote from: Emperor on 10 March, 2011, 09:00:25 PM
(either way a good shag is spoiled).
Now that's a line we have to try and work into a future Sun and Moon outing!
LOL - its a bird and a dance too, the options are limitless.
and a carpet
and a type of tobacco
And my middle name. Yeah, baby.
Tordel Shag Back - reminds me of the refrain oft heard as a youngling..'Did ye buck 'er?'...'Aye'...'Well, di ye buck 'er back?'
It's also a type of bird.
M.
Just managed to catch up after being away for a few days and a lot can happen. Well done, Cyberleader, it's about time.
I've seen her! Am I the only person in this privileged position?
PS I would.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 11 March, 2011, 05:24:50 PM
I've seen her! Am I the only person in this privileged position?
PS I would.
yes you are and I will say you can pass round but dont post on here she may be shit with computeres but my friend is not and he will tell her and then I will be scrued and not in the good way
Is your friend aware of this site, and that you post on it cybes??! If so, you may already be scrued.
(Someone pm the pic then, so I can get into the spirit of this!)
Quote from: Van Dom on 11 March, 2011, 08:04:10 PM(Someone pm the pic then, so I can get into the spirit of this!)
Here you go -
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2j5jfat.jpg)
Quote from: Van Dom on 11 March, 2011, 08:04:10 PM
Is your friend aware of this site, and that you post on it cybes??! If so, you may already be scrued.
(Someone pm the pic then, so I can get into the spirit of this!)
You've got (fe)mail.
Haha, very good Rog! That's tonight's masturbation material sorted then (for Cyberleader, not me! Although...now that I think about it...)
Cheers KM!
Quote from: Rog69 on 11 March, 2011, 08:13:14 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 11 March, 2011, 08:04:10 PM(Someone pm the pic then, so I can get into the spirit of this!)
Here you go -
Arsom. Who would've imagined such a thing existed?
I really think a group-invite needs to be sent to this broad, I mean who wouldn't be flattered with 38 forum pages dedicated to them? Not counting Sex-Aprons of course.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 11 March, 2011, 08:15:48 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 11 March, 2011, 08:04:10 PM
Is your friend aware of this site, and that you post on it cybes??! If so, you may already be scrued.
(Someone pm the pic then, so I can get into the spirit of this!)
You've got (fe)mail.
Shameful. It's like she's a Playboy magazine being passed around a group of immature little kids!
....can I have a look?
I wouldn't it's probably virtually stuck together by now
I don't wish to be rude or anything but can someone please E-mail me this picture!!!
Stevie too please.
Purely for context's sake.
Honest.
Is she foxy?
Very.
Any chance of sending an email to got to put a face to the saga
Please stop the cruelty! :-\
Oh, go on then. Giz a look.
its like hedgeporn... :o
What are we all going to do with our lives when this is all over?
Quote from: Van Dom on 12 March, 2011, 02:05:10 PM
What are we all going to do with our lives when this is all over?
help out some other poor unfortunate boarder with their, ahem, problem?
I'm starting to feel left out here! Can I get a look too?
Oooohhh, me! Me! Can I see too?
Quote from: Proudhuff on 12 March, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 12 March, 2011, 02:05:10 PM
What are we all going to do with our lives when this is all over?
help out some other poor unfortunate boarder with their, ahem, problem?
Well, I'm gagging for it if you're offering.
Why not send a pic to everyone who has posted on this thread, label it Cybertotty.
Seriously though leave the poor guy alone. I wouldn't be happy if a pic of my shag totty was being banded around.
V
Quote from: vzzbux on 12 March, 2011, 08:39:14 PMSeriously though leave the poor guy alone. I wouldn't be happy if a pic of my shag totty was being banded around.
CYBY2000's not like the rest of us, would you ask this forum for advice on how to shag women?
Quote from: Proudhuff on 12 March, 2011, 03:19:52 PM
Quote from: Van Dom on 12 March, 2011, 02:05:10 PM
What are we all going to do with our lives when this is all over?
help out some other poor unfortunate boarder with their, ahem, problem?
I'm sure CYBY2000 will have some other problem he needs dealing with, this is bascially us now, we are he:
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UzVzZMqPTIA/TMyZgFWv_EI/AAAAAAAAAcI/0Z2NvORVNME/s1600/312020241_4c4195e8a4_b.jpg)
I hate my life I was beaton to the pucnh ok so let me give you the story she was going to move away so geting to nail her has a added bonses that she carnt get to attached well that was till she went to spend a trail night at the place she was moveing to now I know she likes men who dont much around that what I found out during the blackout when you know what happened well I was redy to pounce everthing was in place when she comes round and tell me about her visist to the potenachil moveing place and disarster the guy she will be renting from is as she described hot and made it plain that he would like to go hot and hevey with her now she has a fucking fixachion now if she is aproved she will bemoveing them and by the sounds of it its a definit loos I did try and press the suject evan with may be a one night stand but alass I have failed well it only took me 21 years to cop a feal thats progress hmmmmmmmmm ok wheres the rope :|
Too much pissing around CL2K. Next time you need to be like a rat up a drain pipe. Or pay for it.
V
I think I understand this girl now. Yes, you should have been a lot quicker off the mark. However, her M.O. seems to be to be always on the lookout for another man, always thinking there's a better prospect just around the corner. She's probably right: there probably is.
The way men and women are different, on the whole, is that a man would make certain to knob each interested woman in turn before moving onto the next one, whereas a woman will lose interest without closing the deal as soon as she's seen an opportunity to trade up.
SHE'S A PRICK TEASE.
I fucking love the numskulls
Too bad you missed out, but at least you got to cop a feel. View this as a learning experience and you'll do better next time.
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 12 March, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
Too bad you missed out, but at least you got to cop a feel. View this as a learning experience and you'll do better next time.
yea ive lerent one thing it seams nerily all women are teases and useres (note this also includs past experenises).
If theres one thing to learn here......its make yer move faster!!
Women are instinctively a shallow breed. Its all to do with getting the strongest gene and security for their offspring.
V
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 March, 2011, 03:43:31 AM
yea ive lerent one thing it seams nerily all women are teases and useres (note this also includs past experenises).
You've had some bad experiences which inform your opinion, CL2K, but you are wrong here. There's just as many female jerks as there are male ones (I always settle on 10%, in accordance with Sturgeon's Revelation), but the 90% that aren't are pretty amazing people by male standards. They do seem a bit confused as to how best to use their obvious power over us, but you'll never find a more loyal, constant, uncomplaining, capable friend than a good woman (unless you get a dog). Also, most of them have boobs, which is sort of a trump card. Dog teats just aren't the same.
If you want to know everything there is to know about women start reading Dave Sim's essays, he's a feminist of the highest:
http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/sim.html
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 March, 2011, 09:00:17 AM
you'll never find a more loyal, constant, uncomplaining, capable friend than a good woman
Especially when she's a
sex-apron.
Quote from: TordelBack on 13 March, 2011, 09:00:17 AM
Dog teats just aren't the same.
Yeah, but you do get more of them.
What?
was going to say "what an anti climax" which seemed apt...move along please nothing to see here sir!
I don't like this ending, change it please.
I fele cheetud. I've bin lead ballon jest luke cibyr. Oh teh ironing.
Best to learn from it. You ever get that chance again you need to be round hers first thing the next morning with a bow on it to serve some sausage. She sounds like she was really raring to go, you probably could have gotten a rusty trombone off her.
Quote from: Mrpepperami on 14 March, 2011, 08:32:21 AM
'serve some sausage' ... 'you probably could have gotten a rusty trombone off her'
Put 'Mr Pepperami' away, Beavis! *Narf!* ;)
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 March, 2011, 03:43:31 AM
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 12 March, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
Too bad you missed out, but at least you got to cop a feel. View this as a learning experience and you'll do better next time.
yea ive lerent one thing it seams nerily all women are teases and useres (note this also includs past experenises).
Oh dear - you've gone from potential sex apron to possible future sex apron maker. Not a good place to be - skinning women, stuffing them with shredded, soiled undergarments and using an intricate series of pulleys to make them seem alive is really no substitute for the real thing. So let's not go down that road, eh? What you are actually saying is some people are stupid and shallow, the gender is usually irrelevant (although it might impact the form in which it is expressed, due to social constraints).
Can I refer you to the answer give by m'learned colleague, especially as his name is nearly so similar to mine that we can, for the purposes of this thread, pretend I said it:
Quote from: Emp on 13 March, 2011, 03:44:51 AM
If theres one thing to learn here......its make yer move faster!!
You are angry at the situation but this is largely
your fault, so turn the anger inwards and give yourself a metaphorical kick up the pants, don't turn it outwards into cheap misogyny - that just makes Optimus Prime cry big, oily tears:
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/abennett96/default/photo-day-749-04-27--large-msg-117771604539.jpg)
At least give misanthropy a try first.
Now that you've finally sussed that you're unlikely to get your leg over this side of the next moon landing, can I now assume that this thread is now done with!! No more, please, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!
I don't think that attitude will help you much.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 March, 2011, 03:43:31 AM
past experenises
Rhymes with...
Sorry. Couldn't resist Tiplodocus's exhortation to 'go for the knob gag.'
End of the thread? Not on your nelly! We now have to drag Cyberleader out of this pit of misogyny and help him when he meets someone else. Next time, he must do EXACTLY as we say, WHEN we say it. It'll be like a great big online version of "The Dice Man", with us as the dice.
SBT
Still wearing the V Plates then, Cyberleader?
That's the only V he'll be getting for a while.
Quote from: Emperor on 14 March, 2011, 05:06:26 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 13 March, 2011, 03:43:31 AM
Quote from: Jared Katooie on 12 March, 2011, 11:55:41 PM
Too bad you missed out, but at least you got to cop a feel. View this as a learning experience and you'll do better next time.
yea ive lerent one thing it seams nerily all women are teases and useres (note this also includs past experenises).
Oh dear - you've gone from potential sex apron to possible future sex apron maker. Not a good place to be - skinning women, stuffing them with shredded, soiled undergarments and using an intricate series of pulleys to make them seem alive is really no substitute for the real thing. So let's not go down that road, eh? What you are actually saying is some people are stupid and shallow, the gender is usually irrelevant (although it might impact the form in which it is expressed, due to social constraints).
Can I refer you to the answer give by m'learned colleague, especially as his name is nearly so similar to mine that we can, for the purposes of this thread, pretend I said it:
Quote from: Emp on 13 March, 2011, 03:44:51 AM
If theres one thing to learn here......its make yer move faster!!
You are angry at the situation but this is largely your fault, so turn the anger inwards and give yourself a metaphorical kick up the pants, don't turn it outwards into cheap misogyny - that just makes Optimus Prime cry big, oily tears:
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/abennett96/default/photo-day-749-04-27--large-msg-117771604539.jpg)
At least give misanthropy a try first.
I know youre trying to telling me something important here but all I can here is my iner nurder saying why has someone used a masterpicer opitmus prime to do that picher lol also im not shure what the hell your on about
now I would like to point out that my past track recould with women is not only horibile its like a dastater so foige me whan I say untill proved I say all women are teases and useres all they want from you is money and for you to do things for them and personlay im geting pretiey tired of every atempt I make being shot down in flames this is whay I have no confindins which is aparenitily what led to my failer this time see its a vichious cyclkileif you lot had experinced what I have when it comes to women you might has as persimistick view as I do.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 15 March, 2011, 01:31:16 AM
I know youre trying to telling me something important here but all I can here is my iner nurder saying why has someone used a masterpicer opitmus prime to do that picher lol also im not shure what the hell your on about
Well that is me told.
If it is any help, I'm pretty sure the picture has been very crudely digitally manipulated (which might, in itself, be a metaphor for... something). So you can put your mind at ease, at least on that front.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 15 March, 2011, 01:31:16 AMnow I would like to point out that my past track recould with women is not only horibile its like a dastater so foige me whan I say untill proved I say all women are teases and useres all they want from you is money and for you to do things for them and personlay im geting pretiey tired of every atempt I make being shot down in flames this is whay I have no confindins which is aparenitily what led to my failer this time see its a vichious cyclkileif you lot had experinced what I have when it comes to women you might has as persimistick view as I do.
Pffft. The stories I could tell (like the girl who wanted me to treat her worse* or that the last woman I was even mildly intimate with was a bride-to-be on her Hen Night and I am unsure if she did it for a dare or not) and I'm sure most of the chaps here can regale you with "war" stories of their own (one day we might collect them in an anthology - I'm toying with the title "In the Trenches"). You've just got to dust yourself off and get back out there - either be a little more discerning in who you go for or accept that you are going to have to accept a few disappointments in between the better catches. You clearly have... something about you that attracts female attention** so just keep putting yourself out there and hopefully you've learned your lesson about not fannying around for too long (although experience would suggest you haven't yet). So I suppose this advice boils down to "keep your pecker up," although that might not be appropriate phrasing in the circumstances but if that was a problem for me I'd stop using "fannying" too. ;)
* If that happens to you, it is probably best to find out what she actually means, as breaking into her house and crapping on the carpet probably isn't what she was looking for and it can ruin a family's Sunday dinner (carving fork wounds take a long time to heal).
** I've got money on it being your Devil-may-care attitude to the English language - I believe the ladies really find that attractive in a man.
Did you at any time mention your collection to her, if so that would have been your downfall.
What you need is a cellar full of Dredd merchandise, as that is what the ladies like ;)
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 March, 2011, 06:01:02 AM
Did you at any time mention your collection to her, if so that would have been your downfall.
What you need is a cellar full of Dredd merchandise, as that is what the ladies like ;)
Speaking from someone who has indeed seen CF's cellar I can confirm it is a wonder to behold and does for sure attract the ladies. Why there was one lovely lady there already (who made me a nice cup of tea) when I attended my invitation to puruse CF's fine collection of everything Dredd. He is a lucky man indeed, I left his cellar with a tear in my eye :'( never knowing if I would ever see this wonder ever again. May Tharg preserve this hidden treasure for millenia to come....
I'm feeling kinda sorry for old cyberleader. He's in his shagging prime and aint getting any. At his age I had a nice steady supply and never had to try. Then got past 30 and it's been drought after drought ever since with only the odd sip along the way. Now I just can't be arsed with the pursuit and all the jumping through hoops. I just hope and pray his sordid adventures increase perversely as he gets older (I was gonna use matures but then thought the better)and that he sticks around to tell us about them.
Quote from: Judge Palmer on 15 March, 2011, 05:00:33 PM
Quote from: COMMANDO FORCES on 15 March, 2011, 06:01:02 AM
Did you at any time mention your collection to her, if so that would have been your downfall.
What you need is a cellar full of Dredd merchandise, as that is what the ladies like ;)
Speaking from someone who has indeed seen CF's cellar I can confirm it is a wonder to behold and does for sure attract the ladies. Why there was one lovely lady there already (who made me a nice cup of tea) when I attended my invitation to puruse CF's fine collection of everything Dredd. He is a lucky man indeed, I left his cellar with a tear in my eye :'( never knowing if I would ever see this wonder ever again. May Tharg preserve this hidden treasure for millenia to come....
Does Mrs CF know he keeps a lady down there? :o
Quote from: Dandontdare on 15 March, 2011, 07:18:22 PM
Does Mrs CF know he keeps a lady down there? :o
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vshCneXTqhs/TTb2ScD71JI/AAAAAAAAAhA/vvP9LrCVAvA/s400/tease.jpg)
Aye Cyberleader, as has been advised by other boarders, don't be dissing on the whole female gender because you've had some rough experiences. There are cracking ladyfolks out there, and some nasty pieces of work, but that's the same with us menfolk too.
If you fall into the trap of treating girls like crap because that's what you've had done to you, all that'll happen is you'll eventually learn the error of your ways and regret making other people feel shitty along the way.
Besides, following this story it seems less like she was teasing you and more like she was flat out offering it but you didn't bite. Which essentially means you're the tease, but I don't know what the term is for the male variety. Maybe it's a gumptease.
Vadge tease. minge tease. I could go on.
V
Quote from: Brigantian on 15 March, 2011, 06:55:15 PM
(I was gonna use matures but then thought the better)
so true I dont think I will ever be mature it takes all the fun out of life
Quote from: Emperor on 15 March, 2011, 02:47:23 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 15 March, 2011, 01:31:16 AM** I've got money on it being your Devil-may-care attitude to the English language - I believe the ladies really find that attractive in a man.
????? what do you mean by that
In the 1980s we at least had music like this for comiseration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNjJ5Fo-P8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNjJ5Fo-P8&feature=related)
It's apt.
Quote from: House of Usher on 16 March, 2011, 02:43:15 PM
In the 1980s we at least had music like this for comiseration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNjJ5Fo-P8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNjJ5Fo-P8&feature=related)
It's apt.
A classic tune!!!!
'She said he never really looks at me. I give him every opportunity.'
I love The Smiths.
M.
Quote from: Mikey on 16 March, 2011, 04:34:39 PM
'She said he never really looks at me. I give him every opportunity.'
I love The Smiths.
M.
I agree the smiths bring back some fond memories of my youth.
Internet rule #4285: When a thread starts quoting smiths lyrics, it's gone past dead.
Come on cybes, surely you've come across someone else we can help you not shag by now?
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 March, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Internet rule #4285: When a thread starts quoting smiths lyrics, it's gone past dead.
Come on cybes, surely you've come across someone else we can help you not shag by now?
SBT
I dont think i could go through all this again, maybe its best CBL2K sticks to the smiths and transformers.
With luck he'll come across some gamma radiation and turn into a raging fanny rat.
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 March, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Come on cybes, surely you've come across someone else we can help you not shag by now?
first lol second I have shit sochil skills so I dont do the whole go out side and sochilises thing and being jobless dosent help eaither plus we cant all be luckey as you who find women who like the same stuf as we do.
Get bit lash on, and go clubbing on a Friday night.
Just forget about being a geek and boogie till the dawn.
V
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 March, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Come on cybes, surely you've come across someone else we can help you not shag by now?
first lol second I have shit sochil skills so I dont do the whole go out side and sochilises thing and being jobless dosent help eaither plus we cant all be luckey as you who find women who like the same stuf as we do.
CL2k, it's time you were introduced to http://www.punternet.com/ (http://www.punternet.com/)
Go get'em, tiger! :cool:
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
plus we cant all be luckey as you who find women who like the same stuf as we do.
I'd bet most of the people on here, mostly blokes of course, do not have a partner/girlfriend/wife or whatever that's a geek too. Mrs Mikey likes
some of the same things but has a more, um, understanding view of the fanboy tendencies. Completely similar interests aren't necessary and y'know what, if you meet a girl you like and she laughs at your interests she ain't no good boy!
Or of course
QuoteGet bit lash on, and go clubbing on a Friday night.
Just forget about being a geek and boogie till the dawn.
M.
Why want someone with the same interests?
Mix it up!
Quote from: Mikey on 16 March, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
I'd bet most of the people on here, mostly blokes of course, do not have a partner/girlfriend/wife or whatever that's a geek too.
S'right. My missus does have various geeky interests (some of them holdovers from childhood that I suspect she'd have dropped if I hadn't been there to encourage their continuance), but only a few actually overlap with mine, and she's otherwise relatively normal (apart from catastrophic taste in men).
We do share a love of caves, dogs, retsina and secondhand books, but... some of her interests I just cannot abide, some I've come round to really enjoy, some I'm happy to just go along with - she'd say the same about mine. I drag her to castles and museums, she drags me to various wildlife things and aquaria, sometimes she stays up to watch astronomical stuff through my crappy reflector, sometimes I consent to taste her blackberry wine or other foraged foods, and to be honest we both end up enjoying the lot. On the other hand, I'll never get her into a racing dinghy, and she's unlikely to get me onto a trekking horse. The end result is that we do a much wider range of stuff than either of us otherwise would.
If we had the same interests, I imagine it'd be suffocating and monotonous - different is good. But so is a willing acceptance of stuff you just don't get (Eastenders is only 27 minutes long).
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 March, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Come on cybes, surely you've come across someone else we can help you not shag by now?
first lol second I have shit sochil skills so I dont do the whole go out side and sochilises thing and being jobless dosent help eaither plus we cant all be luckey as you who find women who like the same stuf as we do.
Spend a few months building yourself a Gundam suit you can wear, find yourself a wingman who isn't a cock-blocking douche and go to something like the MCM Expo London (http://www.londonexpo.com/). Sci-fi and comics conventions are full of people with poor social skills looking to get laid. You are better off aiming for one with a strong anime contingent, not just because of your own interests but you'd expect more women there.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090529223741AAZ3Vtj
http://www.airlinecreditcards.com/travelhacker/top-25-vacation-destinations-where-a-nerd-can-get-laid/
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/05/sex-anime-cons-and-vanessa-hudgens/
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=100636&show=0
http://www.scribd.com/doc/16418917/Get-Laid-Now-The-Mans-Guide-to-Picking-Up-Women-and-Casual-Sex-by-Tab-Tucker
Or get on an anime chat room, make some friends, pick up the offer to cyber* some chick and meet her in real life if it is working out and you can ascertain if she is a) above the age of consent and b) not Batson in a van.
* Urmmm might want to spellcheck it too - God knows what could happen otherwise, beyond simple confusion that is.
Yes, i did once have a girlfriend who shared all my interests almost exactly. It was, needless to say, a disaster. The trouble with being involved with someone who has the same (weird) obsessions is that the tiniest differences of opinion are magnified.
To others, two people may be "perfect for each other" as both are seen as being single, and both love comics, scifi and horror- but when she, for example, reckons Babylon 5, Elfquest and Saw to be the peak of human culture and you love Gundam NightBot BattleLegs Go!, 2000AD and Let The Right One In, those differences can be a killer.
Thankfully, my wife and i share a love of horror movies old and new, and both treat halloween as the most important event in our yearly calendar. But she doesnt get comics at all. However, through comucs she's met people like our CF, Albion, Minty and Mr Steve Green, etc- all people she likes a lot, so things begin to blur.
And, of course, i get to meet loads of semi-naked, and completely naked, gorgeous lady performers and famous people. Result!
Just go out with a mate (but not THAT mate; the cockblocking drokker), find a place where women are (not toilets, that's a bad idea) and stand around looking glam and confident.
Or, you could wander around mumbling sisters of mercy lyrics under your breath while clutching the guardian. This was my 'mate' graham's technique for years, when he hit 35 (in 1989) and he was never without a different girl at least ten years his junior. AND he had a massive nose, crap hair and stinky breath.
So.
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 March, 2011, 09:31:00 PM
Yes, i did once have a girlfriend who shared all my interests almost exactly. It was, needless to say, a disaster. The trouble with being involved with someone who has the same (weird) obsessions is that the tiniest differences of opinion are magnified.
To others, two people may be "perfect for each other" as both are seen as being single, and both love comics, scifi and horror- but when she, for example, reckons Babylon 5, Elfquest and Saw to be the peak of human culture and you love Gundam NightBot BattleLegs Go!, 2000AD and Let The Right One In, those differences can be a killer.
Thankfully, my wife and i share a love of horror movies old and new, and both treat halloween as the most important event in our yearly calendar. But she doesnt get comics at all. However, through comucs she's met people like our CF, Albion, Minty and Mr Steve Green, etc- all people she likes a lot, so things begin to blur.
And, of course, i get to meet loads of semi-naked, and completely naked, gorgeous lady performers and famous people. Result!
Just go out with a mate (but not THAT mate; the cockblocking drokker), find a place where women are (not toilets, that's a bad idea) and stand around looking glam and confident.
Or, you could wander around mumbling sisters of mercy lyrics under your breath while clutching the guardian. This was my 'mate' graham's technique for years, when he hit 35 (in 1989) and he was never without a different girl at least ten years his junior. AND he had a massive nose, crap hair and stinky breath.
So.
SBT
dont get me wrong I know that haveing dirfent interetsts is a key part of a relaship if people were all the same there would be no interesting things to life its just it helps if they share at last one interest most people round where I live for a 3 town radious dont know what the helll Im on about. o well carnt be helped I sposes.
also the mate is not that bad he just has the hots for the girl that I was only interested in for som fun. its atachily funney as I watsh him slowley desend into being her lap dog I mean she has broken him I kind of feal sorie for him she gets him to carrie stuf for here escort her every where and do thousends of things for her he evan seams to buy her over half the food she eats yes he remains un rewarded thank you karmer.
Quote from: Emperor on 16 March, 2011, 09:15:46 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 16 March, 2011, 04:38:50 PM
Come on cybes, surely you've come across someone else we can help you not shag by now?
first lol second I have shit sochil skills so I dont do the whole go out side and sochilises thing and being jobless dosent help eaither plus we cant all be luckey as you who find women who like the same stuf as we do.
Spend a few months building yourself a Gundam suit you can wear, find yourself a wingman who isn't a cock-blocking douche and go to something like the MCM Expo London (http://www.londonexpo.com/). Sci-fi and comics conventions are full of people with poor social skills looking to get laid. You are better off aiming for one with a strong anime contingent, not just because of your own interests but you'd expect more women there.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090529223741AAZ3Vtj
http://www.airlinecreditcards.com/travelhacker/top-25-vacation-destinations-where-a-nerd-can-get-laid/
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/2009/08/05/sex-anime-cons-and-vanessa-hudgens/
http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=100636&show=0
http://www.scribd.com/doc/16418917/Get-Laid-Now-The-Mans-Guide-to-Picking-Up-Women-and-Casual-Sex-by-Tab-Tucker
Or get on an anime chat room, make some friends, pick up the offer to cyber* some chick and meet her in real life if it is working out and you can ascertain if she is a) above the age of consent and b) not Batson in a van.
* Urmmm might want to spellcheck it too - God knows what could happen otherwise, beyond simple confusion that is.
never saw the point in convenichions aprts from going to buy all the exclusive stuf they have on sale there and dont sejest the ider of bilding a costumen like the sado's in this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akNJ6S2UqsE I atachily have got plans from a transforming coustum of a chater called Star Saber but now were geting off point
and excuses me lack of knolage or is it my inability to read at time Batson ?????????? could some one clafrie.
You didn't get your hole after much procrastination..... this thread is now dead... close it mods.
:wave:
Quote from: Buddy (previusly Uncle Umpty) on 17 March, 2011, 01:37:22 AM
You didn't get your hole after much procrastination..... this thread is now dead... close it mods.
Never, this thread will live whether you like it or not.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 11:54:24 PMalso the mate is not that bad he just has the hots for the girl that I was only interested in for som fun. its atachily funney as I watsh him slowley desend into being her lap dog I mean she has broken him I kind of feal sorie for him she gets him to carrie stuf for here escort her every where and do thousends of things for her he evan seams to buy her over half the food she eats yes he remains un rewarded thank you karmer.
She sounds like a wonderful person.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 17 March, 2011, 11:00:27 AM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 11:54:24 PMalso the mate is not that bad he just has the hots for the girl that I was only interested in for som fun. its atachily funney as I watsh him slowley desend into being her lap dog I mean she has broken him I kind of feal sorie for him she gets him to carrie stuf for here escort her every where and do thousends of things for her he evan seams to buy her over half the food she eats yes he remains un rewarded thank you karmer.
She sounds like a wonderful person.
yea I think so to. :lol:
Quote from: Mikey on 16 March, 2011, 08:27:27 PM
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 16 March, 2011, 08:10:35 PM
plus we cant all be luckey as you who find women who like the same stuf as we do.
I'd bet most of the people on here, mostly blokes of course, do not have a partner/girlfriend/wife or whatever that's a geek too. Mrs Mikey likes some of the same things but has a more, um, understanding view of the fanboy tendencies. Completely similar interests aren't necessary and y'know what, if you meet a girl you like and she laughs at your interests she ain't no good boy!
Or of courseQuoteGet bit lash on, and go clubbing on a Friday night.
Just forget about being a geek and boogie till the dawn.
M.
my wife likes vampires and supernatural stuff so thats as far as we go she likes period costume dramas, ilike sharpe thats as far as we go on that. if you want to make love to a clone of yourself have a wank.
Or wait for the you from the future to travel back in time and wank you! Then it's more like getting a handjob from someone else but technically still wanking so not gay.
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 17 March, 2011, 10:51:03 PM
Or wait for the you from the future to travel back in time and wank you! Then it's more like getting a handjob from someone else but technically still wanking so not gay.
Didn't they cover that in Zombo? Dirty men/man/twin/clone/duplicate.
V
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 17 March, 2011, 10:51:03 PM
Or wait for the you from the future to travel back in time and wank you! Then it's more like getting a handjob from someone else but technically still wanking so not gay.
May as well go for the
blo-job then.
Cyberleader mate, your course of action from here should be abundantly clear: get in first & seduce that guy that she fancies.
That'll learn her.
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 17 March, 2011, 10:57:36 PM
May as well go for the blo-job then.
Your future self likes your current self a lot more than mine does.
It feels as though my past-self is constantly fucking my present-self.
You know as a woman I should be offended by some of the comments made about my gender on here... But reading the debate as you men try to second, third,forth guess what is going on in that poor womans head (And if you haven't been doing that, shame on you) has quite frankly been hilarious. I don't think the woman herself knows what she wanted...
Anyway I thought I'd hijack this (a little) and ask my own question..
It was recently Adrians birthday.
Amonst his gifts I bought him some flowers...
His reaction was this.
"Men buy WOMEN flowers, not the other way round! Unless they are gay."
I thought this being the twenty first centry, that it was perfectly acceptable for a woman to buy a man flowers... am I wrong?
I could tell you what she wanted, if you know what I mean. 'Offence' to me is akin to just moaning/whining about nothing so I don't indulge. We enjoyed this thread, it's been hilarious and another unique 'happening' on this forum, you should be proud of it's richness.
A man has no use of flowers unless he's a florist and then he's gay.
But that's sexest.
Women have no USE for flowers... but we love to receive them.
Only the PLANTS and the dependant insects have a USE for flowers...
In that case we may as well stop buyin' 'em. I thought they were part of some floridian imbibment.
The only use for flowers is to give em to women in exchange for brownie points
Some years ago, when I had the luxury of a full time job, I bought my then girlfriend (now my wife) a bouquet of flowers and some choclates to sort of celebrate my new job.
Upon seeing me buy these things, most of the male staff asked me what I had done and assumed I was buying them to make up for some sort of indiscretion.
Yeah....flowers are notorious as a peace offering.
I've often thought flowers a bad gift. They die within a short period of time! A potted plant with flowers though, that's another thing. Not that I'd particularly want my girlfriend* to get me one. But if I got a girl flowers, that's probably the route I'd take. Not as romantic as that big bouquet, but it would last and that romantic stuff never particularly bothered me.
A cactus, now, that's the kind of gift that just keeps on giving! Especially if you sit on it.
*the imaginary one
Also says i've been a prick ...heres one!
I had a girlfriend moan at me for not buying her flowers, so I told her I'd got her some and then presented her with a can of Flowers IPA. I thought it was very funny indeed, she wasn't so amused and the only reason she didn't use the can to loosen my teeth was because I'd cunningly also bought an actual bunch of flowers.
Simple guide to buying flowers:
- For men - go into a florist, explain to them you are a daft man who knows nothing of such things, they ask you what its for (funerals, girlfriends, apologies for giving her the clap, etc.) and how much you want to spend, and it is all over relatively painlessly - you get a tasteful collection without stumbling into some terrible flowery-related taboo, like sending crocuses along with the message "sorry I got you up the duff, have a nice life, I'm off to join a pan pipe band in the Andes".
- For women buying for men - don't unless it is for condolences* or they have expressed an interest in flowers beyond mere politeness.** Back in the day, most chaps thought it was pretty pointless to kill flowers for decoration purposes,*** but in these more environmentally-aware times it is bordering on the criminal. Read this:
- www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/mar/19/ethical-flower-bouquets
- www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/apr/01/kenya-flower-industry-worker-conditions-water-tax
* and beer usually works much better, or donating the money to charity but that tends not to get you drunk
** you can spot this as they'll initially look a bit baffled and then mumble something like "urrrr thanks, I'd better find a vase for these." If they like flowers they'll say something like "oh those nasturtiums go wonderfully with the lilies, next time throw in a sprig of heather for a little extra oomph." Just don't assume all gay guys like flowers either, a fatal mistake, and not all guys who like flowers are gay - so sexuality can't ever be used as a guide. So err on the side of caution and don't do it.
*** see also anything to do with cushions****
**** and possibly interior design beyond, paint and wallpaper
Emperor pretty much covers the bases there. The ethical and environmental implications of flower growing are a serious consideration, and a little like diamonds it tends to take a lot of the romance out of the concept once you have that idea in your head. My brother (who lives in Auxtralia) sends our mum elaborate Interflora flowers for her birthday and Mother's Day each year, and it drives her round the bend. She asks him not to do it, but he just keeps at it. So locally-grown flowers if possible, all - can't beat a nice bunch of daffs.
That aside, as a bloke I have been given flowers twice in a romantic context, and I was pretty touched both times - anyone who says a nice simple vase of flowers doesn't brighten up a room is nuts. The kids and I do give the missus flowers on occasion, but usually potted plants, which do the trick and last longer, but may be an imposition if you don't know someone's living arrangements.
Don't listen to the cavemen above. No, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a woman buying a man flowers. Myself, I love to receive them. However, I seldom do, because, as I always ensure my wife has a constant supply of flowers herself (and have done for the past eight or nine years) we never have any room for any she may decide to buy me. And if we don't put them in the one place we know the cat can't get to, the cat will jump up, eat them, and puke everywhere. Experience has taught us this.
So yes, flowers are excellent for both sexes.
And I buy more than anyone else here, so am therefore a better husband than the lottaya.
SBT
The Bea (as I've always called Amy for reasons I've actually forgotten) has never bought me flowers, but if she did I reckon I'd find it quite touching. I wouldn't be that fussed about putting them in water or anything, beyond the actual receiving of the flowers they wouldn't serve any further purpose. I think that's why guys aren't generally into flowers, they don't really do anything, and at the risk of maybe sounding sexist I think men are more practical about things.
That actually did sound very sexist, but all I mean is (broad generalization here) girls are far more likely to enjoy things that serve no purpose other than to be aesthetically pleasing, whereas us blokes are far simpler creatures. That's why I own only one pair of shoes but can't walk from one end of the flat to the other without tripping over 4 pairs of hers, and why the incredibly comfy couch we spent a fortune on is covered in so many decorative cushions that it's impossible to get comfy on.
That sounds grumpy, but I love it really.
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 10 April, 2011, 12:12:55 AMI thought this being the twenty first centry, that it was perfectly acceptable for a woman to buy a man flowers... am I wrong?
As acceptable as buying a woman a really nice saucepan, I'd say.
In other words, it depends on the individual you're buying for. I know a guy at work who'd be really excited at getting the saucepan, whereas I'd brain someone with it.
Regards
Robin
QuoteAnd I buy more than anyone else here, so am therefore a better husband than the lottaya.
But if you are a better husband than me, why aren't you married to my wife?
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 10 April, 2011, 09:09:43 AM
...the risk of maybe sounding sexist I think men are more practical about things.
That actually did sound very sexist, but all I mean is (broad generalization here) girls are far more likely to enjoy things that serve no purpose other than to be aesthetically pleasing
What, like collecting comics or toys based on popular film franchises? ;)
I have to say I wouldn't be exactly overjoyed at getting a bunch of severed plant sexual organs as a gift. As a few have said, it will depend on the person, so if you handn't clocked he wouldn't be into flowers,
that might be more of a reason to be annoyed by getting them. It maybe came across as you buying something
you wanted, rather than the crate of Boddies he was counting on.
M
I sent an old uni fiend of mine some flowers for her birthday. When I saw her yonks later she told me that day had been one of the shittiest of her life (work related crap) and coming home and finding my flowers had cheered her up no end.
I didn't even get a shag out of it though. :-X
Quote from: Mikey on 10 April, 2011, 10:47:47 AM
Quote from: Keef Monkey on 10 April, 2011, 09:09:43 AM
...the risk of maybe sounding sexist I think men are more practical about things.
That actually did sound very sexist, but all I mean is (broad generalization here) girls are far more likely to enjoy things that serve no purpose other than to be aesthetically pleasing
What, like collecting comics or toys based on popular film franchises? ;)
Well played.
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 10 April, 2011, 08:23:35 AM
And I buy more than anyone else here, so am therefore a better husband than the lottaya.
You say that, but you've already told us you're a big flower-sniffing weirdo so we know you're really buying them for yourself. Like my mate who bought his mum a football for her birthday when he was ten.
Anyway, I'm not much of flower hand. I don't even think they look nice. However, if a woman gave me some, I'd probably go all weak at the knees and blush and stammer.
i bought my ex some flowers in a nice romantic gesture the first thing she said was "what have you done?" i vowed never to buy flowers again ...i did for the mrs a couple of years ago and she cried.
Quote from: mogzilla on 10 April, 2011, 05:22:38 PM
i bought my ex some flowers in a nice romantic gesture the first thing she said was "what have you done?" i vowed never to buy flowers again ...i did for the mrs a couple of years ago and she cried.
Ah, would you be going with the old belladonna, with deadly nightshade and a sprinkling of poison oak arrangement?
Quote from: mogzilla on 10 April, 2011, 05:22:38 PM
i bought my ex some flowers in a nice romantic gesture the first thing she said was "what have you done?" i vowed never to buy flowers again ...i did for the mrs a couple of years ago and she cried.
My what HAVE you done to make your poor wife so suspicious of you?
OR My what have other men in her past done to make her so suspicious of you....
And Adrian dosn't drink...
Loaths beer in fact.
It just cropped up in conversation that no one had ever bought him flowers so I thought... "Better fix that!"
They wern't red roses... THAT would have been wrong.
Men generally aren't into flowers.
Having said that, it sounds like a nice thought on your part. It was worth a go.
Next time get him a pie or something. Men love pies.
Yeah... I am good at pastry making....!
( AND THAT IS NOTA EUPHAMISUM!)
Flowers? Pah. Gimme a Star Wars figure any day (Or the money to get one as I have bought most of them behind the missus's back) She often comments on the amount growing in Robbies room.
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Quote from: vzzbux on 10 April, 2011, 10:04:52 PM
Gimme a Star Wars figure any day (Or the money to get one as I have bought most of them behind the missus's back) She often comments on the amount growing in Robbies room.
Interesting how similar environments result in similar adaptations.
Lucas-Homogenous
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 10 April, 2011, 06:19:31 PM
Quote from: mogzilla on 10 April, 2011, 05:22:38 PM
i bought my ex some flowers in a nice romantic gesture the first thing she said was "what have you done?" i vowed never to buy flowers again ...i did for the mrs a couple of years ago and she cried.
My what HAVE you done to make your poor wife so suspicious of you?
nowt i swear! it was the ex girlfreind with the suspicious mind possibly judging me on her standards ...
the wifey cried cos i got her some spontaneous like without the need for an occassion and had them poshly delivered ...they were tears of joy!!!
I was at one of a few local charity shops looking for some books im after and potential GN that some one may have handed in and got to thinking of cyberleader.
Not wanting to resurrect an oldish thread anyone heard from cyberleader he seems to have gone quite....has he found a woman? is he building himself one of those cosplay transformer suits?????
Quote from: klute on 21 April, 2011, 09:36:15 PM
I was at one of a few local charity shops looking for some books im after and potential GN that some one may have handed in and got to thinking of cyberleader.
Not wanting to resurrect an oldish thread anyone heard from cyberleader he seems to have gone quite....has he found a woman? is he building himself one of those cosplay transformer suits?????
I think he gave in and imported one of those Gundam transforming sexbots that are so popular in Japan.
nope my mum is going on a super spring cleaning frenzey and its takeing everthing ive got to stop her throing my stuf out which means dare I sayy it I have been forsed to clean my stuf up
ok I kind of know this is pointlesss but thort I would share well you all rember thet chairaty shop girl arfter many months of am I staying or moveing she eventily moved but heres the realy strang bit she keep my friend onhold screaning his calles for about 3 months I worked out she was screaning his calls he refused to belive me any way im geting off the point he then tells me that she has deleated all her friends off facebook that knew her lockailery befor she moved he got hold of her eventily on the phone and she says to him shes breaking all contact with people she knew back there as she will most likeley never see them again me think she must do this every fue years as it seamed well reheresed well tahst about all there you finily got you end to this long and sorie sarger. and befor you ask my serch for a women coutiouns along the parth of no results.
So by refusing to give the poor creature the jolly good seeing-to she richly deserved, not only did you cause her to move away, but she decided to erase all evidence of her life for the last year? This is like that Red Dwarf episode, 'Thanks For The Memory' taken to an epic scale.
I tell you, someday I'm going to take these 46 pages of urban alienation, bittersweet romantic disaster and post-modern existential trauma, and get a prize-winning novel out of them. Written in your inimitable prose style.
That, or a comedy series for BBC3.
But thanks for giving us the coda to what indeed has proved a saga in the truest of Icelandic senses.
Quote from: Greg M. on 09 October, 2011, 07:50:16 AM
I tell you, someday I'm going to take these 46 pages of urban alienation, bittersweet romantic disaster and post-modern existential trauma, and get a prize-winning novel out of them. Written in your inimitable prose style.
It's like Irvine Welsh without the fun bits.
:lol:
Double :lol:
If you do happen to find any women coutiouns do be good enough to share them with us cybes! :)
Glad there is some kind of fullstop to this sarger alright - put it all behind you and learn from the experience. IE, next time, no so much faffing about! Good luck!
Seriously..is this guy a planted comic genius?
This thread could be made into the next 'Black Books'
Quote from: Van Dom on 09 October, 2011, 08:06:14 PM
Double :lol:
If you do happen to find any women coutiouns do be good enough to share them with us cybes! :)
Glad there is some kind of fullstop to this sarger alright - put it all behind you and learn from the experience. IE, next time, no so much faffing about! Good luck!
yes if a do find a women I will start posting here again or open a new thread but the problem there lies in how to find a women im not exacley the most going out and being sochilable person in the world and befor you say clubs and bars I fealy realy uncomftable in thros sort of plases. also relised I have over 500 post on here now
I feel like a scabby dog who's been talked to nicley by a stranger and feed a few greasy burgers... only to be kicked away when said stranger realizes that I have fleas and smell. Bloody men. I will never trust one nor fall in love. Blaime myself for my own stupididty in daring, just once to belive in someone. WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
Quote from: Cyberleader2000 on 09 October, 2011, 09:28:01 PM
yes if a do find a women I will start posting here again or open a new thread but the problem there lies in how to find a women im not exacley the most going out and being sochilable person in the world and befor you say clubs and bars I fealy realy uncomftable in thros sort of plases. also relised I have over 500 post on here now
Quote from: The Doctor Alt 8 on 10 October, 2011, 01:32:34 AM
I feel like a scabby dog who's been talked to nicley by a stranger and feed a few greasy burgers... only to be kicked away when said stranger realizes that I have fleas and smell. Bloody men. I will never trust one nor fall in love. Blaime myself for my own stupididty in daring, just once to belive in someone. WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
You two should get together... match made in heaven
Ha ha ha!